DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/25/2014 Duedate: 03/24/2014
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-89
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CORNELIUS
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-285) [17-9-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ORGAN GRINDER POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-124) [10-2-2,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CUSTODIAN CUSTODIAN
OLDIES (5) OLDIES (5)
(83-325) [16-22-1,96] (83-325) [16-22-1,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLDIES (5)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 64
2. OLDIES (5) 24 OLDIES (5)
3. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 15 Unchartered Team
4. NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 13
5. BAD SIGNS (24) 0 FORGOTTEN REALMS (36)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 296 147 10 66.8 1/ 2 OLDIES (5) 10 5 0
2- 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 147 91 10 61.8 2/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 9 6 1
3/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 36 23 2 61.0 3/ 1 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 9 6 0
4/ 4 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 72 54 1 57.1 4- 4 BAD SIGNS (24) 5 0 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 153 185 9 45.3 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 368): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 273): ADAM of THE BEGINNING (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 368): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 273): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): REAL BEER et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
(turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 87): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
TELORINTHE. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. OLDIES now holds the
crown and they are betting they can keep it. It looks like the guys(?) at CHAPEL OF
THE GHOULS had a good week as they went 4-1-1 to put them in 2nd place. I guess
steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for ORGAN GRINDER, who flew up 39 points in
the rankings after mashing MELANIE OBERN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. ST. MICHAEL'S was
overcame by MORBID ANGEL and drops 7 points. CUSTODIAN got through to the Duelmaster
this turn. No doubt he was more than anxious to kick CORNELIUS' tail out of the
throne! Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was OLDIES'
CUSTODIAN, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by CORNELIUS. Can you believe
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad NONSUCH HOUSE? Big bad NONSUCH HOUSE. Big bad NONSUCH HOUSE. TELORINTHE's
afraid of the big bad NONSUCH HOUSE. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like
math, try this one: NONSUCH HOUSE + Weapons That go Boom = OLDIES + Avoid City.
Well just about everybody wants a piece of MORBID ANGEL, who was this week's most
challenged warrior.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Well, the arena is no place for slow
learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and ORGAN GRINDER demonstrated that very violently on
MELANIE OBERN's body. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and
no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the TELORINTHE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CORNELIUS 285 17 9 0 111 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORGAN GRINDER 124 10 2 2 116 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CUSTODIAN 325 16 22 1 96 OLDIES (5)
WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 14 11 0 95 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
-LUMP 269 20 11 0 92 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296 10 9 3 86 BAD SIGNS (24)
-CONSTRUCTION ZONE 284 11 8 0 72 BAD SIGNS (24)
PETRO SALM 337 15 22 0 67 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPORT 368 13 9 0 66 OLDIES (5)
MORBID ANGEL 126 9 3 0 65 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
SILVERBACK 288 13 12 1 61 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
ALTAR BOY 384 9 5 1 60 OLDIES (5)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANNELTON 399 6 1 0 51 OLDIES (5)
ROOK 286 11 14 0 47 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
SIN EATER 123 7 4 0 47 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ST. MICHAEL'S 397 6 4 0 43 OLDIES (5)
OLOVOR PARIS 371 8 11 2 38 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 8 4 0 32 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TAMARIND URLIK 370 5 14 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TERENA VEREK 400 4 4 1 23 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
GROGAN DA TROLL 402 2 2 0 23 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403 1 0 0 15 BAD SIGNS (24)
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 1 0 0 13 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MELANIE OBERN 324 20 19 2 MIDDLE WAY 21 40 ORGAN GRINDER 124 89
PERSONAL ADS
Sorry, not enough time to write persads today. Coach has us studying film of all the
old fights in this arena. -- The Oldies
A salute and congratulations to Duelmaster Cornelius. -- Coach and The Oldies.
Cornelius -- You were right. I am your easy one; your cannon fodder. I bow to my
better. -- Custodian
Nocturnal Rites -- I am proud of that. -- Altar Boy
St Michael's -- Yes... maybe it was luck. And maybe next time we meet, you will NOT
be lucky. -- Terena Verek
Altar Boy -- I suspected as much! You can't read the writing on the walls, can you?
-- Olovar Paris
An oh-fer turn, snow falling, and we're tired. We've been cutting and stack firewood
and shoveling snow for YEARS, it feels like. -- Melanie Obern
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CUSTODIAN was unbelievably bested by CORNELIUS in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
ORGAN GRINDER easily killed MELANIE OBERN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPORT devastated PETRO SALM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NOCTURNAL RITES bested TAMARIND URLIK in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
WHITEY D'EAGLE won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
SIN EATER was savagely defeated by SILVERBACK in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
MORBID ANGEL overpowered ST. MICHAEL'S in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ROOK was vanquished by ALTAR BOY in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
CANNELTON vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OLOVOR PARIS defeated GROGAN DA TROLL in a popular 1 minute expert vs. novice match.
TERENA VEREK subdued CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute match.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 16 - 3 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 2 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 25 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 15 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 89 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CORNELIUS 285 17 9 0 111 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
STRIKING ATTACK ORGAN GRINDER 124 10 2 2 116 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
LUNGING ATTACK WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 14 11 0 95 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
SLASHING ATTACK SPORT 368 13 9 0 66 OLDIES (5)
BASHING ATTACK SILVERBACK 288 13 12 1 61 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
AIMED BLOW CANNELTON 399 6 1 0 51 OLDIES (5)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIN EATER 123 7 4 0 47 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CUSTODIAN 325. The most popular warrior this turn
was CUSTODIAN 325. The ten other most popular fighters were CORNELIUS 285,
SILVERBACK 288, ORGAN GRINDER 124, TAMARIND URLIK 370, TERENA VEREK 400, SPORT 368,
WHITEY D'EAGLE 289, CANNELTON 399, MORBID ANGEL 126, and ALTAR BOY 384.
The least popular fighter this week was ST. MICHAEL'S 397. The other ten least
popular fighters were NOCTURNAL RITES 127, ROOK 286, SIN EATER 123, PETRO SALM 337,
MELANIE OBERN 324, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404, GROGAN DA TROLL 402, OLOVOR PARIS 371, ALTAR
BOY 384, and MORBID ANGEL 126.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CORNELIUS (83-285) NONSUCH HOUSE (39)