DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/25/2014 Duedate: 04/21/2014
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-90
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CUSTODIAN
OLDIES (5)
(83-325) [17-22-1,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CUSTODIAN POSITION IS EMPTY
OLDIES (5)
(83-325) [17-22-1,112]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CUSTODIAN WHITEY D'EAGLE
OLDIES (5) NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-325) [17-22-1,112] (83-289) [14-12-0,94]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLDIES (5)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OLDIES (5) 65
2. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 8 OLDIES (5)
3. BAD SIGNS (24) 3 Unchartered Team
4. NONSUCH HOUSE (39) -8
5. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) -24 2010 WORDINGS (45)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 300 148 10 67.0 1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 11 4 0
2/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 150 93 10 61.7 2/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 10 5 1
3/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 39 25 2 60.9 3/ 3 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 8 6 0
4/ 4 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 73 57 1 56.2 4/ 4 BAD SIGNS (24) 3 2 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 154 189 9 44.9 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): EYE BAGS of BASH BROS BODY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 345): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 326): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 274): WON TON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 272): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): THE STORM REAVESRS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 345): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 326): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 274): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 272): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 339): PETIT JARDINIA of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
NORM of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
(turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in TELORINTHE! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for ALTAR BOY?
OLDIES' proud of him after beating KELLUMBO'S INITS. and getting 24 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! KELLUMBO'S INITS. got smashed by ALTAR BOY, and lost 22
points! What a putz! CORNELIUS fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting
and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in
CUSTODIAN's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't ORGAN GRINDER fit to be
tied! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? NONSUCH HOUSE was the most avoided
team. Is a 73-57-1 record really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why
OLDIES' been avoiding NONSUCH HOUSE so much? Or is it just that they're too scared?
Like, is ORGAN GRINDER popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of
TELORINTHE! He's got a 10-3-2, is that good? For sure, I was holding my breath when
I found out CUSTODIAN challenged ORGAN GRINDER. After all, haven't OLDIES and CHAPEL
OF THE GHOULS had a long standing duel in TELORINTHE? It wasn't a spectacular fight,
or anything, but ORGAN GRINDER wants me to write about it since he lost to CUSTODIAN.
Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All TELORINTHE ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUSTODIAN 325 17 22 1 112 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUMP 269 21 11 0 101 BAD SIGNS (24)
WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 14 12 0 94 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORGAN GRINDER 124 10 3 2 88 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ALTAR BOY 384 10 5 1 84 OLDIES (5)
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 284 12 8 0 83 BAD SIGNS (24)
SPORT 368 14 9 0 77 OLDIES (5)
PETRO SALM 337 15 23 0 68 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANNELTON 399 7 1 0 66 OLDIES (5)
KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296 10 10 3 64 BAD SIGNS (24)
MORBID ANGEL 126 9 4 0 58 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILVERBACK 288 13 13 1 53 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
ROOK 286 12 14 0 53 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
SIN EATER 123 8 4 0 50 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ST. MICHAEL'S 397 6 5 0 42 OLDIES (5)
OLOVOR PARIS 371 8 12 2 38 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 9 4 0 36 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAMARIND URLIK 370 5 15 0 30 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
TERENA VEREK 400 5 4 1 28 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GROGAN DA TROLL 402 2 3 0 18 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 2 0 0 17 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403 2 0 0 17 BAD SIGNS (24)
NED PREWETT 406 0 1 0 1 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ASSUR'S BASHERS 405 0 1 0 BAD SIGNS 24 WURM KIN 90 NONE
MELANIE OBERN 324 20 19 2 MIDDLE WAY 21 40 ORGAN GRINDER 124 89
PERSONAL ADS
Cornelius -- Well fought. I simply cannot defeat you. Salute. I am not even sure I
am good enough to clean your toilets. -- Custodian
Congrats to Cornelius, a fine warrior and Duelmaster. -- Coach and The Oldies
All -- Nice to see that there was ONE persad last round which wasn't ours. Get with
it, you literary wonders! -- Coach
Rook -- I am sorry I whacked you like that. Now you cannot castle. -- Altar Boy
Morbid Angel -- I thought I got rid of you at the beginning of time? Now you come
back and haunt me? -- St. Michael's
Petro Salm -- It was one of those days where I performed at my best. Few and far
between. -- Sport
Captured Orc -- Take that! Why don't you head on back to The Lord Of The Rings where
you belong? -- Cannelton
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Coach, Consortium affiliated
Our congratulations to Cornelius. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way
Two-three this time, which is better, but snow is falling AGAIN. They PROMISE us
this is the last for the season. Huh, like we'll BELIEVE that after the winter we've
had? We'll see. -- Olovor Paris
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ASSUR'S BASHERS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CUSTODIAN vanquished ORGAN GRINDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
LUMP luckily beat WHITEY D'EAGLE in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
SPORT overpowered PETRO SALM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GROGAN DA TROLL was bested by TERENA VEREK in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE overpowered MORBID ANGEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KELLUMBO'S INITS. was devastated by ALTAR BOY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SILVERBACK was handily defeated by CANNELTON in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
ST. MICHAEL'S lost to ROOK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
SIN EATER defeated OLOVOR PARIS in a 1 minute fight.
NOCTURNAL RITES beat TAMARIND URLIK in a 4 minute melee.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER beat NED PREWETT in a 3 minute novice's fight.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 18 - 3 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 28 - 1 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 90 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LUMP 269 21 11 0 101 BAD SIGNS (24)
LUNGING ATTACK WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 14 12 0 94 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
STRIKING ATTACK ORGAN GRINDER 124 10 3 2 88 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
BASHING ATTACK ALTAR BOY 384 10 5 1 84 OLDIES (5)
SLASHING ATTACK SPORT 368 14 9 0 77 OLDIES (5)
AIMED BLOW CANNELTON 399 7 1 0 66 OLDIES (5)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIN EATER 123 8 4 0 50 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CUSTODIAN 325. The most popular warrior this turn
was WHITEY D'EAGLE 289. The ten other most popular fighters were ST. MICHAEL'S 397,
ROOK 286, CANNELTON 399, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404, TAMARIND URLIK 370, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
403, CUSTODIAN 325, LUMP 269, SPORT 368, and GROGAN DA TROLL 402.
The least popular fighter this week was NED PREWETT 406. The other ten least popular
fighters were NOCTURNAL RITES 127, KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296, MORBID ANGEL 126, PETRO
SALM 337, OLOVOR PARIS 371, SILVERBACK 288, ORGAN GRINDER 124, ASSUR'S BASHERS 405,
SIN EATER 123, and ALTAR BOY 384.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CUSTODIAN (83-325) OLDIES (5)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CORNELIUS (83-285) NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629)
THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222)
BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816)
JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398)
LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429)
HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes