DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/17/2014 Duedate: 07/14/2014 TELORINTHE ARENA DM-83 TURN-93 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WHITEY D'EAGLE NONSUCH HOUSE (39) (83-289) [16-13-0,112] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader ORGAN GRINDER POSITION IS EMPTY CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) (83-124) [13-3-3,134] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PETRO SALM ORGAN GRINDER MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) (83-337) [16-25-0,87] (83-124) [13-3-3,134] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 36 2. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 23 OLDIES (5) 3. NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 19 Unchartered Team 4. BAD SIGNS (24) -5 5. OLDIES (5) -9 FORGOTTEN REALMS (36) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 307 154 11 66.6 1/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 10 5 2 2/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 49 30 4 62.0 2/ 4 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 10 5 0 3/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 158 100 10 61.2 3/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 8 7 0 4/ 4 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 83 62 1 57.2 4/ 2 OLDIES (5) 7 6 1 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 157 201 9 43.9 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 3 12 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 372): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 640): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 277): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 28 MORYA (turn 372): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 370): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 276): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 341): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) CHICKEN A LA KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) SPY REPORT Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TELORINTHE. Like, BAD SIGNS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS! Way to go CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS! What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 83-62-1 you ask? (Sure) NONSUCH HOUSE's their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for PETRO SALM? MIDDLE WAY 21's proud of him after beating CANNELTON and getting 17 points. Talk about yer big time losers! CANNELTON got smashed by PETRO SALM, and lost 13 points! Like, KELLUMBO'S INITS. must be pretty gutsy! He challenged the Duelmaster from NONSUCH HOUSE. Does this guy have a death wish or what! This Duelmaster is like something else! WHITEY D'EAGLE stopped KELLUMBO'S INITS. dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me! AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. BAD SIGNS was the most avoided team. Is a 158-100-10 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS? BAD SIGNS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can BAD SIGNS' KELLUMBO'S INITS. be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 16 13 0 112 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ORGAN GRINDER 124 13 3 3 134 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296 12 11 3 91 BAD SIGNS (24) ALTAR BOY 384 12 5 1 91 OLDIES (5) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MORBID ANGEL 126 12 4 0 88 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) PETRO SALM 337 16 25 0 87 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) LUMP 269 22 13 0 83 BAD SIGNS (24) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPORT 368 14 12 0 65 OLDIES (5) ST. MICHAEL'S 397 9 5 0 65 OLDIES (5) CANNELTON 399 8 3 0 62 OLDIES (5) SILVERBACK 288 15 14 1 60 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) ROOK 286 14 15 0 60 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403 4 1 0 49 BAD SIGNS (24) OLOVOR PARIS 371 9 14 2 44 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) NOCTURNAL RITES 127 10 6 0 43 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) SIN EATER 123 9 6 0 39 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) TERENA VEREK 400 6 6 1 39 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TAMARIND URLIK 370 5 18 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) GROGAN DA TROLL 402 4 4 0 28 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 4 1 1 23 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 2 1 0 16 BAD SIGNS (24) BATTLE BEAST 407 2 1 0 7 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) NED PREWETT 406 0 4 0 4 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONSTRUCTION ZONE 284 13 9 0 BAD SIGNS 24 ORGAN GRINDER 124 92 DARQUE ARENA 411 0 1 0 BAD SIGNS 24 DARK CHAMPION 93 NONE MELANIE OBERN 324 20 19 2 MIDDLE WAY 21 40 ORGAN GRINDER 124 89 NOT REVENGED PINBALL MACHINE 409 0 1 0 OLDIES 5 PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 92 PERSONAL ADS A salute to Whitey D'Eagle , Duelmaster. -- All us Oldies Y'all ghouls done kilt muh Pinball Mosheen? Yuh bums! Him were slick at 10-5-12-10- 20-17-10 SL. I lahked playin'wif' 'im, yuh dirtbags. -- Smitty I might add that Pinball Machine was hosed in damage doing also. So thanks Pitspawn Fouldog and The Chapel. -- The Oldies Publicist. Tamarind Ulrik -- I feel lucky and blessed to have defeated one with your experience. -- St Michaels Veteran Mercenary -- You looked confused when I started spouting Latin. Some guys will fall for any diversion. -- Altar Boy Kellumbo's Inits -- You showed me who's boss. I guess I truly don't belong in the playoffs. -- Sport P.S. Perhaps Sterling will sell me for 1.8 Bil? Silverback -- I am fighting far above my experience, skill and ability--and I am loving every minute of it! You were merely the next on the agenda. -- Cannelton Health. Humility. Honor. (The Consortium made me say that.) -- The Oldies Publicist We'd salute the tourney participants, but, quite properly, there weren't any. Not even graduated ones! Still, it's the thought that counts. Or something. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way One-four this time, and IMPROVEMENT on last turn. I defeated a standby. And hey, in the face of what the rest of the team did, I'm going to CROW about it! Ha! -- Olovor Paris LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DARQUE ARENA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. LUMP was viciously subdued by ORGAN GRINDER in a 4 minute Bloodfeud battle. KELLUMBO'S INITS. was defeated by WHITEY D'EAGLE in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel. SPORT was devastated by MORBID ANGEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER slimly lost to ROOK in a 4 minute uneven Challenge brawl. LAKE EFFECT SNOW was overpowered by TERENA VEREK in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. CANNELTON was handily defeated by PETRO SALM in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. ALTAR BOY viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute gory duel. ST. MICHAEL'S vanquished OLOVOR PARIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SILVERBACK savagely defeated SIN EATER in a action packed 1 minute gory match. NOCTURNAL RITES overpowered TAMARIND URLIK in a 3 minute one-sided match. GROGAN DA TROLL devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. PITSPAWN FOULDOG demolished NED PREWETT in a 1 minute mismatched match. BATTLE BEAST was beaten by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute amateur's conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 14 - 5 - 0 74 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 24 - 3 58 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 1 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 24 - 1 51 | |AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 0 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 11 - 0 42 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 14 - 0 39 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 93 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 16 13 0 112 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) STRIKING ATTACK ORGAN GRINDER 124 13 3 3 134 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) BASHING ATTACK ALTAR BOY 384 12 5 1 91 OLDIES (5) TOTAL PARRY LUMP 269 22 13 0 83 BAD SIGNS (24) SLASHING ATTACK SPORT 368 14 12 0 65 OLDIES (5) AIMED BLOW CANNELTON 399 8 3 0 62 OLDIES (5) PARRY-RIPOSTE SIN EATER 123 9 6 0 39 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PETRO SALM 337. The most popular warrior this turn was ORGAN GRINDER 124. The ten other most popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403, TERENA VEREK 400, SILVERBACK 288, KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296, WHITEY D'EAGLE 289, PETRO SALM 337, MORBID ANGEL 126, ALTAR BOY 384, ST. MICHAEL'S 397, and TAMARIND URLIK 370. The least popular fighter this week was BATTLE BEAST 407. The other ten least popular fighters were NED PREWETT 406, NOCTURNAL RITES 127, OLOVOR PARIS 371, SIN EATER 123, CANNELTON 399, LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408, ROOK 286, SPORT 368, LUMP 269, and DARQUE ARENA 411. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY (659) FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II (3620) CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20 (2091) ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX (2126) SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED (6707) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes