DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/08/2015 Duedate: 10/05/2015
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-109
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-403) [16-5-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER JUBILEE
BAD SIGNS (24) WETWORKS (30)
(83-403) [16-5-0,118] (83-173) [6-2-2,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER KNEE BREAKER
BAD SIGNS (24) SANITARIUM (55)
(83-403) [16-5-0,118] (83-427) [3-0-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SANITARIUM (55)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 54
2. BAD SIGNS (24) 25 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. WETWORKS (30) 14 Unchartered Team
4. SANITARIUM (55) 12
5. CHAIN GANG (56) 8 SANITARIUM (55)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SANITARIUM (55) 13 2 1 86.7 1/ 2*SANITARIUM (55) 13 2 1
2/ 0*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 4 1 2 80.0 2/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 11 4 1
3/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 215 123 15 63.6 3/ 4*WETWORKS (30) 7 8 2
4/ 3*WETWORKS (30) 20 20 4 50.0 4/ 0*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 4 1 2
5- 4*HATEWORK (54) 7 8 3 46.7 5- 3*HATEWORK (54) 3 7 1
6/ 5*CHAIN GANG (56) 3 7 1 30.0 6/ 5*CHAIN GANG (56) 3 7 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
And thus comes the end of a long project. My final numbers are: 16(4)-21(3)-14-
4(1)-21(3)-10(1)-13(3), and the Commission tells me I'm naturally adept with the Epee
(yeah right, like that's going to happen), with a Low/Very Low fighting rhythm (which
is what I happened to use in minute 1 in most of my fights), and I focus on PARRY
SKILLS in training. Well, maybe if I had ever tried to train skills, I would have
focused on them, but yep, you heard it right, 50 fights in a slow arena and never once
have I attempted to train skills.
Needless to say, after challenging the Dark Arena this turn, the boss says I get
a long deserved retirement.
-- Lump
Bad Sign
Duelmaster of Telorinthe
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. TELORINTHE needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, BAD
SIGNS, but SANITARIUM was just too good to be stopped. I talked to SCORPIO'S
LIKES:'s manager before the fights. He said, "We're gonna do good." And look at
this: 4-1-2! Psychic, or what! MVP award for A SMOKING WOMAN? SCORPIO'S LIKES:'s
proud of her after beating CONVICTED THIEF and getting 14 points. Talk about yer
major upsets! VENUS' match with NECRODANCER cost her a loss of 8 points! The
Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One! WURM KIN knows this. He
was Dark Arena Challenged by the Duelmaster. The crowds were amazed this turn, as
WURM KIN killed the Duelmaster, LUMP, leaving BAD SIGNS in mourning. SPAWN'S BLUE
BEER gets to be new Duelmaster. But doesn't this mean people might try to kill him,
too? Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. CHAIN GANG
was the most avoided team. Is a 3-7-1 record really that scary? Is there some deep
dark secret why SANITARIUM's been avoiding CHAIN GANG so much? Or is it just that
they're too scared? Like, is NECRODANCER popular, or what? He was challenged the
most in all of TELORINTHE! He's got a 3-0-0, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All TELORINTHE ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What a bummer deal for CAUSTIC VEIN! He just barely was
getting his "fighter feet" but got kill by GOBLIN of WETWORKS! Those're the breaks,
I guess. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's
what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. TELORINTHE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403 16 5 0 118 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 16 3 2 74 BAD SIGNS (24)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUBILEE 173 6 2 2 56 WETWORKS (30)
GOBLIN 171 6 2 1 52 WETWORKS (30)
DEAD BATTERY 421 6 2 0 47 BAD SIGNS (24)
TSUNAMI ALERT 412 8 8 2 34 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SKELETONWITCH 424 3 0 0 27 HATEWORK (54)
NECRODANCER 429 3 0 0 26 SANITARIUM (55)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KNEE BREAKER 427 3 0 0 20 SANITARIUM (55)
-SPINE SPLITTER 422 2 1 1 20 HATEWORK (54)
MAC THE KNIFE 442 1 0 1 14 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
A SMOKING WOMAN 441 1 0 1 14 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
CRACKASKULL 428 3 0 0 13 SANITARIUM (55)
D&D 3.5 439 1 0 0 13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAINE 440 1 0 0 12 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
BRAIN DAMAGE 430 2 1 0 8 SANITARIUM (55)
MAJOR DISASTER 433 1 1 1 7 CHAIN GANG (56)
-SUICIDAL ANGEL 423 1 2 1 6 HATEWORK (54)
-FATHER PICARD 425 1 2 1 6 HATEWORK (54)
VENUS 437 1 1 0 5 WETWORKS (30)
LT. SMASH 445 1 0 0 5 CHAIN GANG (56)
GENERAL MAYHEM 434 1 1 0 4 CHAIN GANG (56)
-THE SHRIKE 426 0 3 0 3 HATEWORK (54)
COPLESS JACKAL 435 0 2 0 2 CHAIN GANG (56)
KILLEEN 432 0 2 0 2 CHAIN GANG (56)
HYPER 443 0 1 0 1 WETWORKS (30)
REESE'S PB 438 0 1 0 1 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 MAC THE KNIFE 442 109 NONE
LUMP 269 34 17 0 BAD SIGNS 24 WURM KIN 109 NONE
DOOM 436 0 1 0 CHAIN GANG 56 SPINE SPLITTER 422 108
CAUSTIC VEIN 431 2 1 1 SANITARIUM 55 GOBLIN 171 109
RHINO 444 0 1 0 WETWORKS 30 MAJOR DISASTER 433 109
VENOM 169 4 3 1 WETWORKS 30 LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 108
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUMP was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
VENUS was demolished by NECRODANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COPLESS JACKAL was defeated by KNEE BREAKER in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LAKE EFFECT SNOW bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
DEAD BATTERY overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GOBLIN butchered CAUSTIC VEIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JUBILEE handily defeated TSUNAMI ALERT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CRACKASKULL won victory over KILLEEN in a action packed 1 minute novice's duel.
BRAIN DAMAGE slimly won victory over HYPER in a 4 minute novice's fight.
MAJOR DISASTER savagely slew RHINO in a popular 1 minute brutal novice's melee.
GENERAL MAYHEM was savagely defeated by MAINE in a 1 minute amateur's competition.
REESE'S PB was savagely defeated by LT. SMASH in a 2 minute gory amateur's match.
D&D 3.5 handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
A SMOKING WOMAN slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAC THE KNIFE slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 10 - 2 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 6 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 17 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 109 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 3 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403 16 5 0 118 BAD SIGNS (24)
WALL OF STEEL LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 16 3 2 74 BAD SIGNS (24)
STRIKING ATTACK JUBILEE 173 6 2 2 56 WETWORKS (30)
BASHING ATTACK DEAD BATTERY 421 6 2 0 47 BAD SIGNS (24)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 403. The most popular warrior
this turn was KNEE BREAKER 427. The ten other most popular fighters were SPAWN'S
BLUE BEER 403, DEAD BATTERY 421, RHINO 444, MAINE 440, NECRODANCER 429, LAKE EFFECT
SNOW 408, JUBILEE 173, CRACKASKULL 428, KILLEEN 432, and HYPER 443.
The least popular fighter this week was REESE'S PB 438. The other ten least popular
fighters were GENERAL MAYHEM 434, BRAIN DAMAGE 430, TSUNAMI ALERT 412, CAUSTIC VEIN
431, VENUS 437, MAC THE KNIFE 442, A SMOKING WOMAN 441, GOBLIN 171, COPLESS JACKAL
435, and D&D 3.5 439.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) BAD SIGNS (24)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LUMP (83-269) BAD SIGNS (24)