DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/03/2015 Duedate: 11/30/2015
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-111
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LAKE EFFECT SNOW
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-408) [17-4-2,72]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LAKE EFFECT SNOW KILLEEN
BAD SIGNS (24) CHAIN GANG (56)
(83-408) [17-4-2,72] (83-432) [2-2-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TSUNAMI ALERT KILLEEN
BAD SIGNS (24) CHAIN GANG (56)
(83-412) [10-8-2,63] (83-432) [2-2-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BAD SIGNS (24)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD SIGNS (24) 27
2. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 20 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. WETWORKS (30) 11 Unchartered Team
4. CHAIN GANG (56) 7
5. SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 6 CHAIN GANG (56)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*SANITARIUM (55) 13 2 1 86.7 1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 12 3 0
2/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 224 124 15 64.4 2/ 3*CHAIN GANG (56) 8 7 1
3/ 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 57 42 4 57.6 3/ 5*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 6 9 2
4/ 6*CHAIN GANG (56) 9 11 1 45.0 4- 2*SANITARIUM (55) 4 1 0
5/ 4 WETWORKS (30) 22 28 5 44.0 5/ 4 WETWORKS (30) 4 11 2
6/ 3*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 6 9 2 40.0 6/ 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TELORINTHE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see SIN EATER win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SIN EATER beat
GOBLIN and GOBLIN lost 9 points. You're breakin' my heart. Our Duelmaster has lost,
folks, lost to M. CHARDINEE, BUT LAKE EFFECT SNOW is still the Duelmaster because it
has the most recognition points! I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I
telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, TELORINTHE?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. TELORINTHE, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
WETWORKS the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it
looks like BAD SIGNS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, D&D 3.5 was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. And we have
KILLEEN in a challenge, going down 9 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought
KILLEEN showed great skill and promise when she bested MAC THE KNIFE. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for TELORINTHE's
morgue. More variety. And now a passing thought on a warrior dying young (D&D 3.5
of SCORPIO'S LIKES:): You had your chance and now you're dead. Oh well... Honor is
like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will
doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 17 4 2 72 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TSUNAMI ALERT 412 10 8 2 63 BAD SIGNS (24)
DEAD BATTERY 421 8 2 0 61 BAD SIGNS (24)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIN EATER 123 11 8 0 56 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 7 2 1 51 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 12 8 0 45 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
GOBLIN 171 6 4 1 44 WETWORKS (30)
JUBILEE 173 6 4 2 35 WETWORKS (30)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VENUS 437 3 1 1 33 WETWORKS (30)
-NECRODANCER 429 3 0 0 26 SANITARIUM (55)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KNEE BREAKER 427 3 0 0 20 SANITARIUM (55)
KILLEEN 432 2 2 0 20 CHAIN GANG (56)
MAJOR DISASTER 433 3 1 1 18 CHAIN GANG (56)
MAINE 440 2 1 0 16 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 2 0 0 16 BAD SIGNS (24)
-CRACKASKULL 428 3 0 0 13 SANITARIUM (55)
3 WIT 448 1 0 0 13 BAD SIGNS (24)
-BRAIN DAMAGE 430 2 1 0 8 SANITARIUM (55)
LT. SMASH 445 2 1 0 7 CHAIN GANG (56)
MAC THE KNIFE 442 1 2 1 6 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
A SMOKING WOMAN 441 1 2 1 6 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
COPLESS JACKAL 435 1 3 0 6 CHAIN GANG (56)
REESE'S PB 438 0 3 0 3 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOOM 436 0 1 0 CHAIN GANG 56 SPINE SPLITTER 422 108
GENERAL MAYHEM 434 1 3 0 CHAIN GANG 56 SHEWISH GIANT 111 NONE
A 418 0 1 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 HIGH ELF 111 NONE
B 419 0 1 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 WURM KIN 111 NONE
CAUSTIC VEIN 431 2 1 1 SANITARIUM 55 GOBLIN 171 109
D&D 3.5 439 2 1 0 SCORPIO'S LIKES: 57 VENUS 437 111
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BRICK 446 0 2 0 WETWORKS 30 BLACK ORC 111 NONE
HYPER 443 0 3 0 WETWORKS 30 SHEWISH GIANT 111 NONE
RHINO 444 0 1 0 WETWORKS 30 MAJOR DISASTER 433 109
VENOM 169 4 3 1 WETWORKS 30 LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 108
PERSONAL ADS
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NOTE from the Gladiatorial Commission
Several warriors were entered into the Grand Tournament from no-tourney arenas.
Please remember that each manager signed a pledge upon entering the no-tourney arenas,
stating, in part:
"I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor
will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team,"
and
"I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives
a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead."
The Gladiatorial Commission assumes that these entries were in error and has refused
those warriors entry into the tournament. However, an exception was made for warriors
entered into Dead Tournaments, but it shall be understood that if a no-tournament
warrior earns resurrection, that team must move to a regular arena or, as stated in
the Pledge, that warrior must be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead. Please
direct any questions to Customer Service.
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GENERAL MAYHEM was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRICK was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
HYPER was put to death by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
B was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
A was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MOTHER-IN-LAW bested LT. SMASH in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
KILLEEN defeated MAC THE KNIFE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
VENUS easily killed D&D 3.5 in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
LAKE EFFECT SNOW was viciously subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a 9 minute Title duel.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG lost to TSUNAMI ALERT in a 1 minute duel.
SIN EATER defeated GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
NOCTURNAL RITES unbelievably bested JUBILEE in a slow 15 minute bout.
DEAD BATTERY demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAJOR DISASTER overcame REESE'S PB in a 2 minute novice's contest.
COPLESS JACKAL was demolished by MAINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
A SMOKING WOMAN was handily defeated by 3 WIT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 2 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 16 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 12 - 1 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 6 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 111 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 17 4 2 72 BAD SIGNS (24)
BASHING ATTACK TSUNAMI ALERT 412 10 8 2 63 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIN EATER 123 11 8 0 56 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
STRIKING ATTACK PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 7 2 1 51 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TOTAL PARRY NOCTURNAL RITES 127 12 8 0 45 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TSUNAMI ALERT 412. The most popular warrior this
turn was KILLEEN 432. The ten other most popular fighters were MAC THE KNIFE 442,
SIN EATER 123, GOBLIN 171, MAJOR DISASTER 433, HYPER 443, LT. SMASH 445, VENUS 437,
TSUNAMI ALERT 412, DEAD BATTERY 421, and MAINE 440.
The least popular fighter this week was NOCTURNAL RITES 127. The other ten least
popular fighters were JUBILEE 173, A SMOKING WOMAN 441, REESE'S PB 438, LAKE EFFECT
SNOW 408, D&D 3.5 439, MOTHER-IN-LAW 447, A 418, B 419, BRICK 446, and 3 WIT 448.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS (388)
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS (359)
FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR (1651)
CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A (2337)
BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)
BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)
LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX (4438)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes