DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/01/2015 Duedate: 12/28/2015
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-112
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LAKE EFFECT SNOW
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-408) [18-4-2,82]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LAKE EFFECT SNOW KILLEEN
BAD SIGNS (24) CHAIN GANG (56)
(83-408) [18-4-2,82] (83-432) [3-2-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TSUNAMI ALERT GOBLIN
BAD SIGNS (24) WETWORKS (30)
(83-412) [11-8-2,69] (83-171) [6-5-1,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BAD SIGNS (24)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAIN GANG (56) 19
2. BAD SIGNS (24) 15 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 14 Unchartered Team
4. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 7
5. WETWORKS (30) 7 CHAIN GANG (56)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 227 126 15 64.3 1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 12 3 0
2/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 59 45 4 56.7 2/ 2*CHAIN GANG (56) 9 6 0
3/ 4*CHAIN GANG (56) 12 13 1 48.0 3/ 6 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 4 6 0
4/ 6*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 8 11 2 42.1 4/ 3*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 4 10 0
5/ 5 WETWORKS (30) 23 32 5 41.8 5/ 5 WETWORKS (30) 3 12 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well that may be a first around here. Duelmaster loses. Losing Duelmaster becomes
Duelmaster. Time to change the weapon, methinks.
Lake Effect Snow
Bad Signs
2 Time Duelmaster of Telorinthe
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TELORINTHE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS turned their 2-3-0
turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you
get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see TAURUS win a
fight and gain 10 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CAPTURED ORC beat VENUS and VENUS lost
8 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, TELORINTHE
may be getting bland, as LAKE EFFECT SNOW stays top dog in the city. The Dripping
Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff?
From TELORINTHE's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? BAD SIGNS was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in
this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was CHAPEL OF THE
GHOULS. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, GOBLIN was this turn's most
challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the TELORINTHE arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I
must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 18 4 2 82 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TSUNAMI ALERT 412 11 8 2 69 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIN EATER 123 12 8 0 58 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
DEAD BATTERY 421 8 3 0 58 BAD SIGNS (24)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 7 3 1 51 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 13 8 0 48 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
GOBLIN 171 6 5 1 43 WETWORKS (30)
JUBILEE 173 6 5 2 36 WETWORKS (30)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KILLEEN 432 3 2 0 27 CHAIN GANG (56)
VENUS 437 3 2 1 25 WETWORKS (30)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR DISASTER 433 4 1 1 23 CHAIN GANG (56)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 3 0 0 18 BAD SIGNS (24)
A SMOKING WOMAN 441 2 2 1 14 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
MAINE 440 2 2 0 13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
3 WIT 448 1 1 0 13 BAD SIGNS (24)
LT. SMASH 445 3 1 0 12 CHAIN GANG (56)
REESE'S PB 438 1 3 0 11 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
TAURUS 450 1 0 0 10 WETWORKS (30)
MAC THE KNIFE 442 1 3 1 7 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
COPLESS JACKAL 435 1 4 0 7 CHAIN GANG (56)
PVT. DANGER 4U 454 0 1 0 1 CHAIN GANG (56)
HAMMER KRINKER 453 0 1 0 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOOTHFHIEF 452 0 1 0 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOOM 436 0 1 0 CHAIN GANG 56 SPINE SPLITTER 422 108 NONE
CAUSTIC VEIN 431 2 1 1 SANITARIUM 55 GOBLIN 171 109
D&D 3.5 439 2 1 0 SCORPIO'S LIKES: 57 VENUS 437 111
DRACO 451 0 1 0 WETWORKS 30 MOUNTAIN TROLL 112 NONE
RHINO 444 0 1 0 WETWORKS 30 MAJOR DISASTER 433 109
VENOM 169 4 3 1 WETWORKS 30 LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 108 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
A Smoking Woman -- Overcome by your own 3 Wit. Sounds typical. -- Bad Signs
Chapel of The Ghouls -- Welcome back. Glad to give Pitspawn his second loss at the
hands of our stable (the first being when Lake Effect Snow made his debut on the
sands) -- Bad Signs
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DRACO was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOCTURNAL RITES outwaited GOBLIN in a action packed 9 minute Challenge battle.
3 WIT was subdued by KILLEEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
LT. SMASH defeated MAC THE KNIFE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
MAJOR DISASTER bested MAINE in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
COPLESS JACKAL was defeated by REESE'S PB in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
LAKE EFFECT SNOW overcame VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
DEAD BATTERY lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute duel.
TSUNAMI ALERT won victory over PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a 2 minute duel.
SIN EATER defeated JUBILEE in a 1 minute fight.
VENUS was overpowered by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
A SMOKING WOMAN overpowered HAMMER KRINKER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
MOTHER-IN-LAW unbelievably bested PVT. DANGER 4U in a 4 minute novice's contest.
TAURUS demolished TOOTHFHIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 15 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 11 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 6 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 2 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 112 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 18 4 2 82 BAD SIGNS (24)
BASHING ATTACK TSUNAMI ALERT 412 11 8 2 69 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIN EATER 123 12 8 0 58 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
STRIKING ATTACK PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 7 3 1 51 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TOTAL PARRY NOCTURNAL RITES 127 13 8 0 48 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TSUNAMI ALERT 412. The most popular warrior this
turn was GOBLIN 171. The ten other most popular fighters were KILLEEN 432, 3 WIT
448, MAC THE KNIFE 442, PVT. DANGER 4U 454, REESE'S PB 438, LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408,
TSUNAMI ALERT 412, PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404, LT. SMASH 445, and MAJOR DISASTER 433.
The least popular fighter this week was NOCTURNAL RITES 127. The other ten least
popular fighters were MOTHER-IN-LAW 447, TOOTHFHIEF 452, HAMMER KRINKER 453, VENUS
437, COPLESS JACKAL 435, MAINE 440, TAURUS 450, A SMOKING WOMAN 441, JUBILEE 173, and
DEAD BATTERY 421.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium