DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2016 Duedate: 07/25/2016
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-118
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LAKE EFFECT SNOW
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-408) [21-7-2,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LAKE EFFECT SNOW MAINE
BAD SIGNS (24) SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
(83-408) [21-7-2,102] (83-440) [3-3-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TSUNAMI ALERT REESE'S PB
BAD SIGNS (24) SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
(83-412) [14-11-2,80] (83-438) [2-4-0,13]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAIN GANG (56) 39
2. BAD SIGNS (24) 32 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. WETWORKS (30) 4 Unchartered Team
4. SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) -2
5. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) -12 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 245 138 16 64.0 1/ 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 11 4 1
2/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 79 55 5 59.0 2/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 10 5 0
3/ 3 CHAIN GANG (56) 27 28 1 49.1 3/ 4 CHAIN GANG (56) 8 7 0
4/ 4 WETWORKS (30) 32 52 7 38.1 4/ 3 WETWORKS (30) 4 10 0
5/ 0*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 10 19 2 34.5 5/ 0*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
TELORINTHE. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid!
Hey everybody, watch out for KILLEEN, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after
mashing PITSPAWN FOULDOG like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. MAINE was beat by MAJOR DISASTER and
drops 10 points. It's a proud day for the BAD SIGNS stable, as their warrior, LAKE
EFFECT SNOW, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Advice to bashers--never force
anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid CHAIN GANG, please raise you hand. Wow. Does TELORINTHE really have that many
liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: CHAIN GANG + Weapons That go
Boom = BAD SIGNS + Avoid City. And who is this 3 WIT you ask, with 58 points and a
5-3-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). I have no doubt that TELORINTHE will be
celebrating long and loud their warrior VIRGINAL GIGOLO's slaying of DEAD BATTERY on
the sands. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena
with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 21 7 2 102 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KILLEEN 432 7 4 0 83 CHAIN GANG (56)
TSUNAMI ALERT 412 14 11 2 80 BAD SIGNS (24)
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 11 5 1 70 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 17 10 0 61 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
3 WIT 448 5 3 0 58 BAD SIGNS (24)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GODLESS CREATION 462 3 0 1 43 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 7 2 0 39 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR DISASTER 433 6 5 1 33 CHAIN GANG (56)
HAMMER KRINKER 453 5 2 0 33 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
SGT. PAIN 458 3 2 0 26 CHAIN GANG (56)
LT. SMASH 445 7 3 0 25 CHAIN GANG (56)
VENUS 437 5 6 1 24 WETWORKS (30)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPT. CHAOS 465 2 1 0 21 CHAIN GANG (56)
MAINE 440 3 3 0 20 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
REESE'S PB 438 2 4 0 13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
A SMOKING WOMAN 441 2 4 1 11 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
BRUTE 467 1 0 0 10 WETWORKS (30)
STICK 464 1 2 0 5 WETWORKS (30)
OBNOXIO 466 0 1 0 1 WETWORKS (30)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD BATTERY 421 12 5 1 BAD SIGNS 24 VIRGINAL GIGOLO 118 NONE
CAPT. COURAGEOUS 461 0 1 0 CHAIN GANG 56 TAURUS 450 115 NONE
MAC THE KNIFE 442 1 5 1 SCORPIO'S LIKES: 57 SPYMASTER 118 NONE
MONDAY NIGHT RAW 449 0 2 0 SCORPIO'S LIKES: 57 WURM KIN 118 NONE
HAMMER 463 1 2 0 WETWORKS 30 STONE GOLEM 118 NONE
LUST 457 2 1 1 WETWORKS 30 GODLESS CREATION 462 116
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Sin Eater is the first grad for me from this arena. He's off to retirement.
His stats were: 10-15-17-10-9-13 PR. LS with LO/VL for faves. -- Var, mgr of The
Chapel of Ghouls
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAC THE KNIFE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAMMER was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
MONDAY NIGHT RAW was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SIN EATER was savagely defeated by LAKE EFFECT SNOW in a 4 minute master's Title duel.
PITSPAWN FOULDOG was defeated by KILLEEN in a 2 minute bloody match.
TSUNAMI ALERT viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
DEAD BATTERY was executed by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
NOCTURNAL RITES unbelievably bested MOTHER-IN-LAW in a crowd boring 19 minute melee.
3 WIT vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAMMER KRINKER won victory over A SMOKING WOMAN in a 2 minute duel.
GODLESS CREATION overpowered VENUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAINE was overcome by MAJOR DISASTER in a popular 1 minute bout.
REESE'S PB was outlasted by CAPT. CHAOS in a crowd pleasing 7 minute match.
LT. SMASH slimly won victory over STICK in a 2 minute brutal contest.
SGT. PAIN demolished OBNOXIO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BRUTE overcame PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 - 1 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 1 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 3 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 31 - 2 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 1 29 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 118 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 21 7 2 102 BAD SIGNS (24)
AIMED BLOW KILLEEN 432 7 4 0 83 CHAIN GANG (56)
BASHING ATTACK TSUNAMI ALERT 412 14 11 2 80 BAD SIGNS (24)
STRIKING ATTACK PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 11 5 1 70 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TOTAL PARRY NOCTURNAL RITES 127 17 10 0 61 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
LUNGING ATTACK 3 WIT 448 5 3 0 58 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-STRIKE GODLESS CREATION 462 3 0 1 43 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is TSUNAMI ALERT 412. The most popular warrior this
turn was REESE'S PB 438. The ten other most popular fighters were LAKE EFFECT SNOW
408, KILLEEN 432, HAMMER 463, TSUNAMI ALERT 412, MAJOR DISASTER 433, PITSPAWN FOULDOG
404, CAPT. CHAOS 465, LT. SMASH 445, HAMMER KRINKER 453, and A SMOKING WOMAN 441.
The least popular fighter this week was MOTHER-IN-LAW 447. The other ten least
popular fighters were NOCTURNAL RITES 127, OBNOXIO 466, VENUS 437, DEAD BATTERY 421,
MONDAY NIGHT RAW 449, MAC THE KNIFE 442, STICK 464, GODLESS CREATION 462, 3 WIT 448,
and BRUTE 467.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SIN EATER (83-123) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638)
MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes