DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/23/2016 Duedate: 09/19/2016
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-120
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LAKE EFFECT SNOW
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-408) [23-7-2,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LAKE EFFECT SNOW POSITION IS EMPTY
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-408) [23-7-2,108]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PITSPAWN FOULDOG PITSPAWN FOULDOG
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-404) [11-7-1,87] (83-404) [11-7-1,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BAD SIGNS (24)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WETWORKS (30) 57
2. BAD SIGNS (24) 40 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 0 Unchartered Team
4. CHAIN GANG (56) 0
5. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) -13 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 252 141 17 64.1 1/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 10 5 1
2/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 83 61 5 57.6 2- 3 CHAIN GANG (56) 7 3 0
3- 3 CHAIN GANG (56) 29 31 1 48.3 3/ 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 7 8 0
4/ 4 WETWORKS (30) 37 57 9 39.4 4/ 4 WETWORKS (30) 6 9 2
5- 5*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 10 19 2 34.5 5- 5*SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly TELORINTHE games. Former top team CHAPEL OF THE
GHOULS was unseated this week as BAD SIGNS moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top
spot with a 4-1-1 record for the round. DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES caught the eye of many in
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested OBNOXIO and was awarded 19 points
in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, 3 WIT put down HAMMER
KRINKER, causing him to lose 6 points of recognition in the process. Although
PITSPAWN FOULDOG made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of
victorious LAKE EFFECT SNOW. Would you believe that over half of the old women in
TELORINTHE seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. I saw one fighter that warriors
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began. CHAIN GANG is feared. This much I
can say. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the
better part of last week avoiding CHAIN GANG. Indeed it was CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS.
Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that
many fighters are after 3 WIT. Watch your back!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! CUTTER has sworn to take up religion upon living
to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed! My
sources at CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS stable claim they've never seen the guild bitterer.
This as a result of the untimely demise of GODLESS CREATION. Beware VENUS! Walk
proud, warriors of WETWORKS! By striking down GODLESS CREATION you have avenged the
honor of your dead. Your virtue is known to all in TELORINTHE. Fate is a fickle
mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the
victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in TELORINTHE as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of
a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember - the pen is
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 23 7 2 108 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TSUNAMI ALERT 412 16 11 2 100 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 11 7 1 87 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
-KILLEEN 432 7 5 0 72 CHAIN GANG (56)
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 19 10 0 67 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
3 WIT 448 6 4 0 66 BAD SIGNS (24)
VENUS 437 7 6 2 65 WETWORKS (30)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMMER KRINKER 453 6 3 0 38 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 7 4 0 36 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUTTER 478 1 0 1 33 WETWORKS (30)
-LT. SMASH 445 8 3 0 29 CHAIN GANG (56)
-MAJOR DISASTER 433 6 6 1 25 CHAIN GANG (56)
DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES 471 2 0 1 24 BAD SIGNS (24)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAPT. CHAOS 465 3 1 0 23 CHAIN GANG (56)
-MAINE 440 3 3 0 20 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-SGT. PAIN 458 3 3 0 15 CHAIN GANG (56)
-REESE'S PB 438 2 4 0 13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-A SMOKING WOMAN 441 2 4 1 11 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
JESTER 479 1 0 0 11 WETWORKS (30)
GRAIL 472 0 2 0 3 WETWORKS (30)
THE GLUTTON 470 0 2 0 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GODLESS CREATION 462 4 1 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 VENUS 437 120
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA CUTTER 478 120 NONE
LUST 457 2 1 1 WETWORKS 30 GODLESS CREATION 462 116 JUST REVENGED
OBNOXIO 466 1 2 0 WETWORKS 30 DOOR-TO-DOOR SALE 471 120
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CUTTER viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VENUS murdered GODLESS CREATION in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
LAKE EFFECT SNOW defeated PITSPAWN FOULDOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title duel.
TSUNAMI ALERT viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
NOCTURNAL RITES slimly won victory over MOTHER-IN-LAW in a slow 21 minute duel.
3 WIT devastated HAMMER KRINKER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
OBNOXIO was assassinated by DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
THE GLUTTON was vanquished by JESTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRAIL was defeated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute gory beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 24 - 4 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 29 - 2 34 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 120 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408 23 7 2 108 BAD SIGNS (24)
BASHING ATTACK TSUNAMI ALERT 412 16 11 2 100 BAD SIGNS (24)
STRIKING ATTACK PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 11 7 1 87 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TOTAL PARRY NOCTURNAL RITES 127 19 10 0 67 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
LUNGING ATTACK 3 WIT 448 6 4 0 66 BAD SIGNS (24)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404. The most popular warrior this
turn was PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404. The ten other most popular fighters were TSUNAMI
ALERT 412, CUTTER 478, GRAIL 472, LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408, 3 WIT 448, JESTER 479, VENUS
437, DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES 471, THE GLUTTON 470, and GODLESS CREATION 462.
The least popular fighter this week was MOTHER-IN-LAW 447. The other ten least
popular fighters were NOCTURNAL RITES 127, OBNOXIO 466, HAMMER KRINKER 453, GODLESS
CREATION 462, THE GLUTTON 470, DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES 471, VENUS 437, JESTER 479, 3 WIT
448, and LAKE EFFECT SNOW 408.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LAKE EFFECT SNOW (83-408) BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.