DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2017 Duedate: 02/06/2017
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-125
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ROYAL RAGE HAMMER
AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
(83-37) [15-6-1,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ROYAL RAGE HAMMER GREENSLEEVES
AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) FIGHT SONG (58)
(83-37) [15-6-1,109] (83-477) [4-1-1,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROYAL RAGE HAMMER ROYAL RAGE HAMMER
AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
(83-37) [15-6-1,109] (83-37) [15-6-1,109]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) 29
2. WETWORKS (30) 16CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
3. FIGHT SONG (58) 15 Unchartered Team
4. BAD SIGNS (24) 0
5. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 0 FIGHT SONG (58)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*FIGHT SONG (58) 16 8 3 66.7 1/ 1 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) 10 5 0
2- 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 262 149 18 63.7 2/ 2*FIGHT SONG (58) 8 6 2
3/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 95 74 6 56.2 3/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 7 8 1
4/ 4 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) 42 61 3 40.8 4- 4 BAD SIGNS (24) 6 4 1
5/ 5 WETWORKS (30) 47 72 12 39.5 5/ 5 WETWORKS (30) 6 9 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Telorinthe Tailor Shoppe
Aurora pondered upon the message that had been delivered to her a few short hours
ago by the special courier that had ridden night and day from parts unknown.
She looked up from the parchment to address the assembled warriors from the
Aaaarrgh Hammerz guild, who were trying on their new clothes.
"Hammer wishes to inform you that he is leaving the country and will return after
he has attended to some important matters off-world," explained the shapely Shagornan
Elf Maiden, "but he has left specific instructions for you all to follow during his
absence!"
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TELORINTHE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-1 is
nice, but don't get cocky, FIGHT SONG, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are
proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ELDON BLACK win a fight and
gain 15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, RUIN beat TALON WHISPER and TALON WHISPER lost 8
points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as
ROYAL RAGE HAMMER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. The Warty Toad, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From TELORINTHE's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most
avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in
this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was AAAARRGH HAMMERZ.
Ha ha ha ha! THE GAEL was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now
was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for TELORINTHE's
morgue. More variety. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls,
GROUNDHOG HAMMER of AAAARRGH HAMMERZ has added the final loss to his 3-8-0. Tee hee!
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds
of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37 15 6 1 109 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TSUNAMI ALERT 412 18 13 3 97 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 23 11 0 90 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-3 WIT 448 7 7 0 66 BAD SIGNS (24)
-MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 10 5 0 61 BAD SIGNS (24)
OUTLANDER HAMMER 33 9 12 0 60 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VENGEANCE HAMMER 233 8 3 1 56 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
HAMMER KRINKER 453 9 5 1 45 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
VENUS 437 7 11 2 35 WETWORKS (30)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREENSLEEVES 477 4 1 1 33 FIGHT SONG (58)
JESTER 479 4 2 0 31 WETWORKS (30)
LIL DRUMMER BOY 476 4 1 1 26 FIGHT SONG (58)
-HILLARY CLINTON 486 2 0 0 24 BAD SIGNS (24)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUIN 488 2 0 0 23 WETWORKS (30)
-DONALD TRUMP 485 1 1 0 22 BAD SIGNS (24)
GRAIL 472 2 5 2 19 WETWORKS (30)
VALENTINE HAMMER 226 2 10 0 16 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
THE GAEL 473 4 1 1 15 FIGHT SONG (58)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELDON BLACK 490 1 0 0 15 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
NIKE 482 2 2 0 14 WETWORKS (30)
THRILLER 474 1 4 0 7 FIGHT SONG (58)
DAMIAN VESS 483 1 2 0 5 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TALON WHISPER 484 1 2 0 5 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 GRAIL 472 125 NONE
GROUNDHOG HAMMER 225 3 9 0 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ 3 GREENSLEEVES 477 125
DOOR-TO-DOOR SALE 471 2 1 1 BAD SIGNS 24 CUTTER 478 121 REVENGED
PITSPAWN FOULDOG 404 12 9 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 TSUNAMI ALERT 412 123 REVENGED
THOTH-AMON 481 1 1 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 GRAIL 472 122 REVENGED
TWILIGHT MAGNUS 487 0 1 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 THE GAEL 473 124
SCOTT THE BRAVE 475 3 1 0 FIGHT SONG 58 HAMMER KRINKER 453 124
PERSONAL ADS
Valentine Hammer -- I've come to lump scum! -- Lil Drummer Boy, Fight Song
Jester -- You're no clown! -- Greensleaves, Fight Song
Twilight Magnus -- Grand crone! Dusk before the great dark! -- The Gael, Fight Song
Talon Whisper -- A little talon whispered in my weapon arn, and fester there! --
Thriller, Fight Song
Aaarrgh! It's a bad sign when you see wet works praying for more wins in the chapel
of the ghoul! -- Skald, mgr Fight Song
Truce, let's call it even: Hammer Krinker, ghoul of the chapel, killed Scott the
Brave, fight singer; and the Gael, fight singer, killed Twilight Magnus, ghoul of the
chapel! -- Skald
P.S. Is a bloodfeud what you really want?
My Aaaarrgh Hammerz Warriors -- Congratulations on securing the First Place Awards for
both the "Teams On The Move" and the "Top Team Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns" on Turn-
124. -- Hammer, mgr Aaaarrgh Hammerz
Royal Rage Hammer -- Congratulations on securing the title of "This Weeks Favorite" on
Turn-124. -- Hammer, mgr Aaaarrgh Hammerz
Scott The Brave -- You run the risk of a broken heart when you pull at my heart-
strings! -- Valentine Hammer
Thriller -- You will find in the not too distant future that this "Shadow" has some
bite! -- Groundhog Hammer
Venus -- I guess Valentine Hammer has taught me how to break hearts! -- Royal Rage
Hammer
Mother-In-Law -- Your Challenge was truly a "Bad Sign" for you! -- Royal Rage Hammer
Lil Drummer Boy -- Congratulations on beating me like a drummer! -- Valentine Hammer
Captured Orc -- From the "Jaws of Defeat" a Victory Won! -- Vengeance Hammer
Damian Vess -- A Rare Victory for Me! -- Groundhog Hammer
Dangerous Criminal -- Dangerous Day on the Sands for You! -- Outlander Hammer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAMIAN VESS was bested by THE GAEL in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
JESTER was vanquished by VENGEANCE HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
HAMMER KRINKER subdued VENUS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
NIKE viciously subdued THRILLER in a popular 5 minute gory amateur's Challenge brawl.
NOCTURNAL RITES was savagely defeated by ROYAL RAGE HAMMER in a 6 minute competition.
OUTLANDER HAMMER was unbelievably bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute match.
GROUNDHOG HAMMER was viciously butchered by GREENSLEEVES in a 3 minute competition.
VALENTINE HAMMER lost to LIL DRUMMER BOY in a 5 minute expert vs. novice upset duel.
GRAIL slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUIN overpowered TALON WHISPER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ELDON BLACK overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 7 - 2 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 14 - 7 - 2 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 1 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 20 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 3 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 125 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37 15 6 1 109 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
TOTAL PARRY NOCTURNAL RITES 127 23 11 0 90 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
AIMED BLOW VENGEANCE HAMMER 233 8 3 1 56 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
WALL OF STEEL HAMMER KRINKER 453 9 5 1 45 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37. The ten other most popular fighters were NIKE 482,
VALENTINE HAMMER 226, OUTLANDER HAMMER 33, DAMIAN VESS 483, GROUNDHOG HAMMER 225, LIL
DRUMMER BOY 476, THE GAEL 473, VENGEANCE HAMMER 233, HAMMER KRINKER 453, and RUIN
488.
The least popular fighter this week was TALON WHISPER 484. The other ten least
popular fighters were GREENSLEEVES 477, THRILLER 474, JESTER 479, GRAIL 472,
NOCTURNAL RITES 127, VENUS 437, ELDON BLACK 490, RUIN 488, HAMMER KRINKER 453, and
VENGEANCE HAMMER 233.