DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/09/2018 Duedate: 02/05/2018
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-138
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOCTURNAL RITES
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-127) [29-16-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOCTURNAL RITES POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-127) [29-16-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
VENUS VENUS
WETWORKS (30) WETWORKS (30)
(83-437) [13-18-2,100] (83-437) [13-18-2,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 35
2. WETWORKS (30) 32 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. BAD SIGNS (24) 8 Unchartered Team
4. FIGHT SONG (58) -11
ROOKIE QUEEN 45 (35)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 287 164 23 63.6 1/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 11 4 0
2/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 130 94 8 58.0 2/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 8 7 1
3/ 4 FIGHT SONG (58) 21 18 3 53.8 3/ 0 WETWORKS (30) 7 8 1
4/ 0 WETWORKS (30) 76 108 18 41.3 4/ 5 FIGHT SONG (58) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of TELORINTHE. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. The boys at BAD
SIGNS left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by CHAPEL OF
THE GHOULS. Good show! Practice pays for NIKE, who pummelled MOTHER-IN-LAW, to
pocket 18 points. WALKING IN THE AIR certainly had a baffled expression on hers
face, after losing to SEA HAG and losing 11 points in the process! Well, Duelmaster
NOCTURNAL RITES challenged WETWORKS' VENUS. Is a 28-16-0 good enough? NOCTURNAL
RITES successfully staved off a grab for the roses by VENUS of WETWORKS. Does
TELORINTHE have no one talented enough to dethrone him? So who's the team that's
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are TELORINTHE's warriors? Come, let us see. To quell some
nasty rumors, the guys in BAD SIGNS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need
to avoid 'em. The warriors of BAD SIGNS found their efforts at combat frustrated as
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS apparently had more important things to do than fight. Is it
charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is,
SEA HAG is the most challenged warrior.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Oh hard! that to
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in TELORINTHE is the highlight of my life. More
important duties call me. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid
TELORINTHE farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 29 16 0 109 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMMER KRINKER 453 16 9 2 102 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
VENUS 437 13 18 2 100 WETWORKS (30)
NIKE 482 8 9 2 93 WETWORKS (30)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAMIAN VESS 483 9 5 1 83 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 16 7 0 75 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494 8 2 0 58 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HILLARY CLINTON 486 6 4 0 53 BAD SIGNS (24)
IRON OGRE 508 4 0 1 52 WETWORKS (30)
JESTER 479 9 10 1 38 WETWORKS (30)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEA HAG 510 2 0 0 28 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
HURRICANE SEASON 507 3 1 2 26 BAD SIGNS (24)
HIRED BY TRUMP 506 3 2 0 24 BAD SIGNS (24)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COP AT YOUR DOOR 505 3 2 0 22 BAD SIGNS (24)
-THRILLER 474 3 5 0 20 FIGHT SONG (58)
WALKING IN THE AIR 492 2 3 0 9 FIGHT SONG (58)
-FEHU 493 1 0 0 8 FIGHT SONG (58)
DOZER 509 1 2 0 5 WETWORKS (30)
-SPARK INSIDE 491 0 1 0 1 FIGHT SONG (58)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD 0 0 0 IRON OGRE 508 138 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Cop At Your Door -- Try two doors down. (I was looking for a good sign.) -- Walking
in the Air
The Consortium's "12 Days of Christmas" is a cheap knockoff of my own ode to the
"Duelidays!" Hmmm... (where's the "honor" in that?" -- Sakld
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOCTURNAL RITES bested VENUS in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
WALKING IN THE AIR was demolished by SEA HAG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HAMMER KRINKER overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOTHER-IN-LAW was viciously subdued by NIKE in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
DAMIAN VESS devastated HILLARY CLINTON in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
IRON OGRE assassinated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
AUTUMN BLOODGOD handily defeated JESTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COP AT YOUR DOOR vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HIRED BY TRUMP vanquished DOZER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HURRICANE SEASON vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 1 - 2 89 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 6 - 1 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 9 - 2 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 6 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 20 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 138 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NOCTURNAL RITES 127 29 16 0 109 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
WALL OF STEEL HAMMER KRINKER 453 16 9 2 102 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
BASHING ATTACK DAMIAN VESS 483 9 5 1 83 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
SLASHING ATTACK HILLARY CLINTON 486 6 4 0 53 BAD SIGNS (24)
AIMED BLOW IRON OGRE 508 4 0 1 52 WETWORKS (30)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is VENUS 437. The most popular warrior this turn was
VENUS 437. The ten other most popular fighters were NIKE 482, COP AT YOUR DOOR 505,
NOCTURNAL RITES 127, SEA HAG 510, HAMMER KRINKER 453, DAMIAN VESS 483, AUTUMN
BLOODGOD 494, HIRED BY TRUMP 506, HURRICANE SEASON 507, and MOTHER-IN-LAW 447.
The least popular fighter this week was DOZER 509. The other ten least popular
fighters were JESTER 479, HILLARY CLINTON 486, WALKING IN THE AIR 492, IRON OGRE 508,
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447, HURRICANE SEASON 507, HIRED BY TRUMP 506, AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494,
DAMIAN VESS 483, and HAMMER KRINKER 453.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOCTURNAL RITES (83-127) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
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