DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/09/2018    Duedate: 02/05/2018

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-138

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOCTURNAL RITES
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-127) [29-16-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOCTURNAL RITES                POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)      
(83-127) [29-16-0,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VENUS                          VENUS
WETWORKS (30)                  WETWORKS (30)
(83-437) [13-18-2,100]         (83-437) [13-18-2,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)   35
2. WETWORKS (30)               32      BAD SIGNS (24)
3. BAD SIGNS (24)               8      Unchartered Team
4. FIGHT SONG (58)            -11
                                       ROOKIE QUEEN 45 (35)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24)           287 164 23 63.6   1/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 11  4 0
 2/ 3 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 130  94  8 58.0   2/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24)            8  7 1
 3/ 4 FIGHT SONG (58)           21  18  3 53.8   3/ 0 WETWORKS (30)             7  8 1
 4/ 0 WETWORKS (30)             76 108 18 41.3   4/ 5 FIGHT SONG (58)           1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of TELORINTHE.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  The boys at BAD 
SIGNS left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by CHAPEL OF 
THE GHOULS.  Good show!  Practice pays for NIKE, who pummelled MOTHER-IN-LAW, to 
pocket 18 points.  WALKING IN THE AIR certainly had a baffled expression on hers 
face, after losing to SEA HAG and losing 11 points in the process!  Well, Duelmaster 
NOCTURNAL RITES challenged WETWORKS' VENUS.  Is a 28-16-0 good enough?  NOCTURNAL 
RITES successfully staved off a grab for the roses by VENUS of WETWORKS.  Does 
TELORINTHE have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's the team that's 
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me. 
     And how sociable are TELORINTHE's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in BAD SIGNS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need 
to avoid 'em.  The warriors of BAD SIGNS found their efforts at combat frustrated as 
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
SEA HAG is the most challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in TELORINTHE is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid 
TELORINTHE farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOCTURNAL RITES 127          29  16  0   109       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMER KRINKER 453           16   9  2   102       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
 VENUS 437                    13  18  2   100       WETWORKS (30)
 NIKE 482                      8   9  2    93       WETWORKS (30)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAMIAN VESS 483               9   5  1    83       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
 MOTHER-IN-LAW 447            16   7  0    75       BAD SIGNS (24)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494           8   2  0    58       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILLARY CLINTON 486           6   4  0    53       BAD SIGNS (24)
 IRON OGRE 508                 4   0  1    52       WETWORKS (30)
 JESTER 479                    9  10  1    38       WETWORKS (30)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEA HAG 510                   2   0  0    28       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
 HURRICANE SEASON 507          3   1  2    26       BAD SIGNS (24)
 HIRED BY TRUMP 506            3   2  0    24       BAD SIGNS (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COP AT YOUR DOOR 505          3   2  0    22       BAD SIGNS (24)
-THRILLER 474                  3   5  0    20       FIGHT SONG (58)
 WALKING IN THE AIR 492        2   3  0     9       FIGHT SONG (58)
-FEHU 493                      1   0  0     8       FIGHT SONG (58)
 DOZER 509                     1   2  0     5       WETWORKS (30)
-SPARK INSIDE 491              0   1  0     1       FIGHT SONG (58)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD         0  0 0                      IRON OGRE 508         138  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cop At Your Door -- Try two doors down.  (I was looking for a good sign.) -- Walking 
in the Air

The Consortium's "12 Days of Christmas" is a cheap knockoff of my own ode to the 
"Duelidays!"  Hmmm... (where's the "honor" in that?" -- Sakld

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOCTURNAL RITES bested VENUS in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
WALKING IN THE AIR was demolished by SEA HAG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HAMMER KRINKER overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOTHER-IN-LAW was viciously subdued by NIKE in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
DAMIAN VESS devastated HILLARY CLINTON in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
IRON OGRE assassinated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
AUTUMN BLOODGOD handily defeated JESTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COP AT YOUR DOOR vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HIRED BY TRUMP vanquished DOZER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HURRICANE SEASON vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   1 -  2      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -   6 -  1      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   9 -  2      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  14 -  6      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  20 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 138 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NOCTURNAL RITES 127        29  16  0  109 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
WALL OF STEEL    HAMMER KRINKER 453         16   9  2  102 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
BASHING ATTACK   DAMIAN VESS 483             9   5  1   83 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
SLASHING ATTACK  HILLARY CLINTON 486         6   4  0   53 BAD SIGNS (24)
AIMED BLOW       IRON OGRE 508               4   0  1   52 WETWORKS (30)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VENUS 437.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
VENUS 437.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIKE 482, COP AT YOUR DOOR 505, 
NOCTURNAL RITES 127, SEA HAG 510, HAMMER KRINKER 453, DAMIAN VESS 483, AUTUMN 
BLOODGOD 494, HIRED BY TRUMP 506, HURRICANE SEASON 507, and MOTHER-IN-LAW 447.

The least popular fighter this week was DOZER 509.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JESTER 479, HILLARY CLINTON 486, WALKING IN THE AIR 492, IRON OGRE 508, 
MOTHER-IN-LAW 447, HURRICANE SEASON 507, HIRED BY TRUMP 506, AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494, 
DAMIAN VESS 483, and HAMMER KRINKER 453.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NOCTURNAL RITES (83-127) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

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