DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/06/2018    Duedate: 03/05/2018

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-139

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAMMER KRINKER
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-453) [17-9-2,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAMMER KRINKER                 POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)      
(83-453) [17-9-2,109]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VENUS                          VENUS
WETWORKS (30)                  WETWORKS (30)
(83-437) [13-19-2,102]         (83-437) [13-19-2,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD SIGNS (24)              23
2. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)   21      BAD SIGNS (24)
3. FIGHT SONG (58)             13      Unchartered Team
4. WETWORKS (30)                8
                                       2010 WORDINGS (45)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24)           290 166 23 63.6   1/ 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 13  2 0
 2/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 134  95  8 58.5   2/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24)            9  6 0
 3/ 3 FIGHT SONG (58)           22  18  3 55.0   3/ 3 WETWORKS (30)             4 11 1
 4/ 4 WETWORKS (30)             77 112 18 40.7   4/ 4 FIGHT SONG (58)           2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  BAD SIGNS had cause to celebrate, after HIRED BY TRUMP got 23 points by 
beating DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, MOTHER-IN-LAW 
was winsome, after beating NIKE and seeing her lose 12 points.  Well, Duelmaster 
NOCTURNAL RITES challenged WETWORKS' VENUS.  Is a 29-16-0 good enough?  NOCTURNAL 
RITES successfully staved off a grab for the roses by VENUS of WETWORKS.  Does 
TELORINTHE have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in 
TELORINTHE is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet 
it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of BAD SIGNS should take up 
some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of BAD SIGNS found 
their efforts at combat frustrated as CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, VENUS could open up a 
fast food joint!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the 
arena.  A certain tavern in TELORINTHE would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for TELORINTHE?  On that giddy note I 
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMER KRINKER 453           17   9  2   109       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENUS 437                    13  19  2   102       WETWORKS (30)
 DAMIAN VESS 483              10   5  1    92       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOTHER-IN-LAW 447            17   7  0    86       BAD SIGNS (24)
 NIKE 482                      8  10  2    81       WETWORKS (30)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON OGRE 508                 5   0  1    64       WETWORKS (30)
 AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494           9   2  0    63       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIRED BY TRUMP 506            4   2  0    47       BAD SIGNS (24)
 HILLARY CLINTON 486           6   5  0    43       BAD SIGNS (24)
 JESTER 479                    9  11  1    39       WETWORKS (30)
 HURRICANE SEASON 507          4   1  2    34       BAD SIGNS (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEA HAG 510                   2   1  0    23       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
 WALKING IN THE AIR 492        3   3  0    22       FIGHT SONG (58)
-THRILLER 474                  3   5  0    20       FIGHT SONG (58)
 COP AT YOUR DOOR 505          3   3  0    13       BAD SIGNS (24)
-FEHU 493                      1   0  0     8       FIGHT SONG (58)
-SPARK INSIDE 491              0   1  0     1       FIGHT SONG (58)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOZER 509               1  3 0 WETWORKS 30          STONE GOLEM           139  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sea Hag -- 3 charisma, "warts and all"... (still, I won't sit for a week!) -- Limping 
in the Air

Aye, me wants a maiden snuggly and fair, not a Sea Hag so ugly and with No HAIR! -- 
Skald

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOZER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOCTURNAL RITES unbelievably bested VENUS in a 5 minute expert's Challenge battle.
HURRICANE SEASON won victory over SEA HAG in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
HAMMER KRINKER overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Title fight.
NIKE was unbelievably bested by MOTHER-IN-LAW in a slow 14 minute duel.
DAMIAN VESS devastated VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AUTUMN BLOODGOD handily defeated JESTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IRON OGRE vanquished HILLARY CLINTON in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HIRED BY TRUMP overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALKING IN THE AIR luckily beat COP AT YOUR DOOR in a exciting 5 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         9 -   2 -  2      82  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  2      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  6      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  21 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 139 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    HAMMER KRINKER 453         17   9  2  109 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
BASHING ATTACK   DAMIAN VESS 483            10   5  1   92 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TOTAL PARRY      MOTHER-IN-LAW 447          17   7  0   86 BAD SIGNS (24)
AIMED BLOW       IRON OGRE 508               5   0  1   64 WETWORKS (30)
STRIKING ATTACK  HIRED BY TRUMP 506          4   2  0   47 BAD SIGNS (24)
SLASHING ATTACK  HILLARY CLINTON 486         6   5  0   43 BAD SIGNS (24)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VENUS 437.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
VENUS 437.  The ten other most popular fighters were COP AT YOUR DOOR 505, DOZER 509, 
HURRICANE SEASON 507, HAMMER KRINKER 453, SEA HAG 510, DAMIAN VESS 483, AUTUMN 
BLOODGOD 494, IRON OGRE 508, HIRED BY TRUMP 506, and HILLARY CLINTON 486.

The least popular fighter this week was MOTHER-IN-LAW 447.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NIKE 482, WALKING IN THE AIR 492, JESTER 479, HILLARY CLINTON 
486, HIRED BY TRUMP 506, IRON OGRE 508, AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494, DAMIAN VESS 483, SEA HAG 
510, and HAMMER KRINKER 453.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NOCTURNAL RITES (83-127) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)