DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/03/2018 Duedate: 04/30/2018
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-141
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DAMIAN VESS
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-483) [12-5-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DAMIAN VESS POSITION IS EMPTY
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-483) [12-5-1,110]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NIKE WALKING IN THE AIR
WETWORKS (30) FIGHT SONG (58)
(83-482) [9-11-2,91] (83-492) [4-4-0,25]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 58
2. FIGHT SONG (58) 7CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
3. BAD SIGNS (24) 0 Unchartered Team
4. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) -5
5. WETWORKS (30) -47 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 5 0 0 100 1/ 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 8 7 0
2- 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 290 166 23 63.6 2/ 3 WETWORKS (30) 6 9 1
3/ 2 CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 138 101 8 57.7 3/ 0*CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 5 0 0
4/ 3 FIGHT SONG (58) 23 19 3 54.8 4- 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 3 2 0
5/ 4 WETWORKS (30) 82 117 19 41.2 5/ 4 FIGHT SONG (58) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon TELORINTHE,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! I doubt many are quaking in their boots, but
CONJURE UP THE SUN comes out of nowhere to get 5-0-0. What does the future hold?
Watch this space... WETWORKS had cause to celebrate, after NIKE got 15 points by
beating AUTUMN BLOODGOD. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and
practice more, after losing 13 points to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL. (Discrete enough, IRON
OGRE?) In TELORINTHE, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a
new Duelmaster, DAMIAN VESS. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable
walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of WETWORKS should take up
some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of WETWORKS found
their efforts at combat frustrated as CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS apparently had more
important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, BEHEMOTH could open up
a fast food joint!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Charity is unknown in TELORINTHE, and rightly so. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS exacted their
revenge against WETWORKS. Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must
needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. TELORINTHE, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DAMIAN VESS 483 12 5 1 110 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIKE 482 9 11 2 91 WETWORKS (30)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOTHER-IN-LAW 447 17 7 0 86 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494 10 3 0 66 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JESTER 479 11 11 1 53 WETWORKS (30)
-HIRED BY TRUMP 506 4 2 0 47 BAD SIGNS (24)
-HILLARY CLINTON 486 6 5 0 43 BAD SIGNS (24)
IRON OGRE 508 5 2 1 42 WETWORKS (30)
-HURRICANE SEASON 507 4 1 2 34 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKING IN THE AIR 492 4 4 0 25 FIGHT SONG (58)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEA HAG 510 3 2 0 23 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
-THRILLER 474 3 5 0 20 FIGHT SONG (58)
HEAT WAVE 515 1 0 0 15 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
DAYTIME 514 1 0 0 15 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
BEHEMOTH 517 1 1 0 14 WETWORKS (30)
-COP AT YOUR DOOR 505 3 3 0 13 BAD SIGNS (24)
VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512 1 0 0 10 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
ECLIPSE 511 1 0 0 10 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
STONED TROLL 513 1 0 0 8 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
-FEHU 493 1 0 0 8 FIGHT SONG (58)
-SPARK INSIDE 491 0 1 0 1 FIGHT SONG (58)
MUTATED DESTINY 519 0 1 0 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
SPLATTER 518 0 1 0 1 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Venus #'s are 14(1)-7-8-16(1)-13-13; longspear, high/high. She never should of
advanced. -- Savant, mgr Wetworks
C.O.T.G. -- sorry about that. -- Venus
Sea Bag -- Not the most delicate kidney surgery I've heard tale of... and you can keep
the stones! -- Walking out the ER
Telorinthe Chapel put out the word for old goats, you know, to call the herd... well,
she don't hear so good (or look so good...blechh!) and Sea Bag answered the call, the
ol' goat! -- Skald (well, that's what I herd)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WALKING IN THE AIR bested BEHEMOTH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
VENUS was devastated by DAMIAN VESS in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
NIKE handily defeated AUTUMN BLOODGOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JESTER vanquished SEA HAG in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
IRON OGRE was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VAMPIRE ON FIRE devastated MUTATED DESTINY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
STONED TROLL beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
DAYTIME overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HEAT WAVE vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ECLIPSE overpowered SPLATTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 5 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 9 - 2 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 4 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 1 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 141 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DAMIAN VESS 483 12 5 1 110 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
AIMED BLOW IRON OGRE 508 5 2 1 42 WETWORKS (30)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NIKE 482. The most popular warrior this turn was
WALKING IN THE AIR 492. The ten other most popular fighters were JESTER 479, VAMPIRE
ON FIRE 512, STONED TROLL 513, DAYTIME 514, HEAT WAVE 515, ECLIPSE 511, BEHEMOTH 517,
DAMIAN VESS 483, NIKE 482, and IRON OGRE 508.
The least popular fighter this week was SPLATTER 518. The other ten least popular
fighters were MUTATED DESTINY 519, SEA HAG 510, AUTUMN BLOODGOD 494, IRON OGRE 508,
NIKE 482, DAMIAN VESS 483, BEHEMOTH 517, ECLIPSE 511, HEAT WAVE 515, and DAYTIME 514.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
VENUS (83-437) WETWORKS (30)
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI