DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/30/2019    Duedate: 05/27/2019

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-155

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROOK
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-286) [25-17-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROOK                           MASTER ROSHI
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)             KAME HOUSE (61)
(83-286) [25-17-0,120]         (83-524) [6-3-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROGAN DA TROLL                HAMANU
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)             SORCERER KINGS (66)
(83-402) [13-8-1,79]           (83-556) [5-4-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOUSE OF FUR (62)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)     41
2. SORCERER KINGS (66)         35      BAD SIGNS (24)
3. NFL NETWORK (63)            35      Unchartered Team
4. NONSUCH HOUSE (39)          25
5. HOUSE OF FUR (62)           24      SORCERER KINGS (66)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24)           319 191 29 62.5   1/ 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62)        11  4 0
 2/ 5 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   29  18  3 61.7   2/ 3 NFL NETWORK (63)         10  5 2
 3/ 3 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)       121  89  5 57.6   3/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  10  5 1
 4- 4 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   40  30  1 57.1   4/ 2*KAME HOUSE (61)           9  6 0
 5/ 6 THE DRAGONS (65)          26  20  1 56.5   5/ 5 THE DRAGONS (65)          9  6 0
 6/ 7 HOUSE OF FUR (62)         28  22  0 56.0   6/ 6 BAD SIGNS (24)            7  8 3
 7/ 8 NFL NETWORK (63)          27  23  2 54.0   7/11*SORCERER KINGS (66)       6  9 0
 8/10*SORCERER KINGS (66)       24  21  3 53.3   8/12 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)        5  5 1
 9/ 9*KAME HOUSE (61)           23  22  2 51.1   9/10*70'S ON 7 (67)            5  5 0
10/ 1*70'S ON 7 (67)             5   5  0 50.0  10/ 9 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     5 10 0
11/11 ENDLESS (58)              45  55  3 45.0  11- 7 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   4  6 0
12-12*QUEEN'S GUARD (68)         2   3  0 40.0  12/ 8 ENDLESS (58)              4 11 0
13/13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     30  67  3 30.9  13-13*QUEEN'S GUARD (68)        2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Chaos Compass III

Crouched trailside, "A threat, not a greeting." he elucidated in a murmur, and held 
her.  Through a hole in their shield she peered into the morning mist, and held her 
breath.

*********************

Thunder in the fog, the galloping horse reared and snorted into the chill dawn.  
Rider's green and gold glove like lightning held high.  The mule merchant "I'LL NOT 
PAY!!"  The royal glove fell whoosh! shadows rained down the hillside onto the wagon 
trail.

***********************

"...Uhhhhh?!...." she exhaled peering through one eye, then none.  His tears fell onto 
her cold cheeks... "To heave, not... Telorinthe..." he elucidated.

*************************

Arrow headstones, fat grave.  He cried into the day, "BY DEVIL!!" and held her green 
and gold arrow.

*******************************

"Welcome," Queen Artemis said as she gestured for them to follow her. "Welcome to my 
domain."  Moving quickly, the huntress led them down a twisting alleyway, turning 
seemingly at random here and there, until finally she stopped in front of a door that 
looked just like every other door they had passed.

Deftly drawing runes in the air, the fur-clothed Queen wrote in the air with her staff 
as though on a scroll with disappearing ink, the strange characters hovering briefly, 
appearing to burn though giving off no heat, disappearing from view in a flash, the 
memory of their presence burning in the retinas of those who looked too closely.

Tapping the door with the end of her staff and uttering a final word of power, Queen 
Artemis swept her hand from left to right, parting reality as if it were only a 
curtain and revealing an alien landscape beyond.  Dragon Master could be seen clearly 
on the other side, gesturing in a friendly manner for everyone to join her.

Riff-Raff felt his knees go weak, an old familiar wave of nausea rising up in his gut.  
He tried to fight it off, grabbing quickly for the nearest wall, steadying himself as 
his pulse pounded in his temple.  He squeezed his eyes shut, then opened them slowly, 
trying to adapt to the power he could feel pulsing all around him. "That," Riff-Raff 
stammered, jabbing his index finger at the unnatural vortex, "that is a Chaos Gate!" 

The very air around the Gate seemed to shimmer, the colors phasing through every hue 
of the rainbow, sometimes teasing others that could only be felt, tasted.  Riff-Raff 
had the sense he was standing on top of a high precipice, and the very height pulled 
at his being, daring him to jump. The Gate called out to Riff-Raff, daring him to 
enter, compelling him to move. The manager stepped back, reeling involuntarily, the 
pit of his stomach feeling like it hit the ground and rebounded to lodge in his 
throat. The portal swirled before him, the variegated border making him dizzy, sick to 
the pit of his being.

As Riff-Raff felt his consciousness start to fade to black, strong hands grabbed him 
and pulled him through.  This was somehow even worse than merely being in the Gate's 
presence. Through the mental fog, Riff-Raff felt a great vast emptiness engulf him, 
and briefly he felt weightless, seemingly floating until a tug began pulling him 
faster -- and harder -- through wherever he was.  Now he was falling at breakneck 
speed toward a vast, swirling, hot (so very hot!) nothingness that terrified him with 
its darkness.

Riff-Raff began to feel stretched, as if somehow the pull on his feet were stronger 
than his head as he fell.  Soon he felt as though he was longer and thinner than 
humanly possible, almost as though every atom of his being was pulled into a long thin 
piece of spaghetti.  Time was impossible to gauge; he felt as though he had been 
falling forever and perhaps he would never reach a destination and then SNAP! He was 
back in his original form (or a reasonable facsimile), wretching up the bangers and 
mash he had enjoyed for dinner.

"I should have warned you," Queen Artemis patted his back.  "Some experience nausea 
the first time-"

"This is NOT my first time!" Riff-Raff pushed her hand away roughly, and stood up.  He 
immediately regretted the action, and fell to the ground again. He stared daggers at 
White Lion and Wailin Van Halen.  "Why aren't you two sick?"

Wailin shrugged, "I'm immortal.  I guess it's one of the perks." White Lion smacked 
himself in the chest and smiled, "Aruaki Werecat."

Riff-Raff focused his gaze on Queen Artemis now.  "You!" The Huntress just stared back 
blankly, as if to say "Me what?"  "You manipulated a Chaos Gate! That can only 
mean..." Riff-Raff took a step back, wanting some space now.  "You're a Chaos Witch!"

Dragon Master giggled, jumping up and down and clapping her hands.  "You're going to 
be in so much trouble when your Dad finds out!" Queen Artemis shot her a look that 
took much of the mirth out of the situation for the younger manager.  She slunk behind 
White Lion for safety.

Riff-Raff shoved his way past White Lion and Wailin Van Halen, and peered over the 
high cliff they now stood on to the tableau below.  The sky was a neon green, now 
fading to reds, blues and yellows as two suns set below the far horizon and a giant 
moon rose behind them into the sky.  A verdant valley was below, it's v-shaped sides 
covered with vegetation. At the bottom, a wide river wound its way toward the horizon.

"Where are we?"

"I don't really know."  Queen Artemis moved beside him and surveyed the valley below.  
Riff-Raff could see now that they stood on an outcropping of rock that thrust itself a 
hundred feet or so horizontally, perhaps half a mile above the valley floor below.  
The view, if alien, was incredible. "Channel Master found it. Or created it, maybe. 
He's a Shadow Walker. He brought me here, and I created the passage. From Telorinthe 
to wherever Here is."

"That 'passage,' as you call it, is a wormhole.  A tear. A rending of the fabric of 
the universe.  Every one I've seen one -- and I've seen too many in my lifetime -- 
have always attracted demons from beyond the Pale." Riff-Raff gazed seriously at Queen 
Artemis.  "This is no trivial matter; you don't understand the forces you're playing 
with."

"JJ, tell this guy to lighten up!"  Riff-Raff jumped and turned quickly, unaccustomed 
to be snuck up on so easily.  Channel Master smirked at him, enjoying the moment. "Why 
is everyone so tense lately?  Relax!"

Channel Master strode quickly, closing the gap, striding until he stood a half a pace 
from the grizzled veteran manager.  "You don't know, do you?" Taking his index finger, 
Channel Master jabbed it directly into the older man's chest. "You came all the way 
here, and you don't even know what you've found, do you?"

"You want me to teach this whelp some manners?" White Lion picked up Channel Master by 
the scruff of his neck, lifting him easily into the air as the young manager suddenly 
lost most of his gravitas.  Legs kicking futilely, Channel Master tried unsuccessfully 
to wriggle out of White Lion's iron grip.

"Put him down!"  White Lion dropped the child prodigy, who rubbed his neck ruefully 
and glared at JJ Watt as if to say, why are you here anyway?  The young warrior 
shrugged apologetically.

Riff-Raff dusted the young man off, putting his arm around the young man's shoulders 
and pulling him close.  "Help me understand."

Channel Master glared at Riff-Raff, clearly trying to decide how much information he 
needed to divulge.  "Telorinthe is special." He rubbed his neck, glaring daggers at 
White Lion. "It's why we're here. It's why we will never sell, no matter how much 
money you offer."

"Do you know how many 'special' places we've bought recently?"  Wailin' Van Halen 
scoffed. "Everyone has a price."

"Perhaps we should include Nemesis in this conversation?"  Everyone turned to look at 
Dragon Master, who now stood on a rock so she could be eye to eye with her older 
conversation mates.  "Maybe she can explain it? Why we are here; what we are doing; 
and why you need to join us."

                                      SPY REPORT

     SCREEEECH!!  It is time again for the Telorinthe spy report!  I am your spy 
reporter, Ori Starbloom, and I hope to tell you about all the exciting action that has 
happened this turn.  I have to warn a few of you, it has been a deadly turn.  A few of 
our fighters did not come back from the arena!  I have wept all afternoon!  Maybe you 
guys and gals should hold back a little in the future!  It is getting rough on this 
young lady's heart to report these things every turn.

     ROOK! ROOK! ROOK!  That is what the crowds were chanting today as the arena 
opened.  Rook became our Duelmaster last turn and the audience had to wait an entire 
28 days to see their champion fight again.  The time did not do anything to dampen 
their excitement.  Rook faced Hurricane Season in a random match-up for the title.  It 
took 2 minutes, but it did not appear to be that close as Rook defeated Hurricane 
Season a mismatched fight.  ROOK!  ROOK!  ROOK!  The crowd hasn't lost any of its 
fervor!  Congrats to Rook once again and to his manager Nomad!

     The most avoided team is the absent Conjure the Sun.  Kame House avoided them the 
most.  I would wager you will see these two teams frequently in this section of the 
Spy Report, especially considering their war of words in the personal ads.  The most 
challenged warrior is Vicious Venom from The Ferocious Five.  Despite all the 
challenges, VV matched up with A Smoking Woman in a random fight.  You managers must 
see something that I do not because Vicious Venom is now 7-2-1 after defeating A 
Smoking Woman and isn't showing any signs of slowing down after the win.

     Okay, now to the part of the report I dread!  I hate reporting on death!  I am an 
elf and I love life.  Every little detail of life is a celebration for me and my clan.  
On the other hand, death is not that popular.  Don't get me wrong, I do not fear 
death, I just do not like it.  I will start at the top of my dead list.  Sugarloaf, oh 
what a wonderful name, has fought one last time in Telorinthe!  Greg Olsen shortened 
Sugarloaf's career.  I tried reaching out to NFL Network's management for a comment, 
but all I got was a "don't call us, we'll call you," response.  I also tried reaching 
out to NFL Network after the next two deaths in the arena, but got the same response.  
Channel Master's crew killed one, but lost two of their own in the fights.  We bid 
farewell to DeShaun Watson and De'Andre Hopkins.  DeShaun was killed in a bloodfeud by 
Grogan Da Troll, while De'Andre was killed by his own challenge against Detention.  
There have been 7 regular arena deaths over the last 3 turns.  Condolences for the 
losses!  Oh, now I am sad again!

     There were no new graduates this turn, but we say goodbye to Mother-in-Law.  I am 
still compiling all the data for this arena, so I do not have any nifty facts to share 
with you about graduates and such.  Soon!  Very soon!

     Congrats Queen Artemis and House of Fur for holding onto the top team once again.  
I hope to see each of you back next turn!  We will see if Rook can hold onto the 
throne and is he about to get an invite to the Isle of the Eye and immortality?  Join 
us to find out!

                                          -- Ori Starbloom

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROOK 286                     25  17  0   120       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURRICANE SEASON 507         10   6  3    98       BAD SIGNS (24)
 CAM NEWTON 534                8   2  0    91       NFL NETWORK (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIRED BY TRUMP 506           10   6  0    85       BAD SIGNS (24)
 GROGAN DA TROLL 402          13   8  1    79       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASTER ROSHI 524              6   3  0    65       KAME HOUSE (61)
 KING KILLER 543               6   3  1    64       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 STORMFLY 548                  8   1  0    63       THE DRAGONS (65)
 J.J. WATT 535                 8   2  0    61       NFL NETWORK (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHOCO 530                     7   3  0    56       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 RED DEATH 547                 6   3  0    55       THE DRAGONS (65)
 HILLARY CLINTON 486          12  10  1    54       BAD SIGNS (24)
 VICIOUS VENOM 540             7   2  1    53       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 KING CHAPPA 527               6   3  1    53       KAME HOUSE (61)
 HARLEY 564                    4   3  0    49       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 WAYJOURNER 491                6   6  0    44       ENDLESS (58)
 MANIAC MAULER 542             6   4  1    42       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512           8   6  1    41       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 GARFIELD 529                  7   3  0    41       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 PUKEI 557                     4   4  0    41       KAME HOUSE (61)
 BURGER KING 559               7   1  0    40       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 NIGHTMARE 545                 6   3  1    38       THE DRAGONS (65)
-HEAT WAVE 515                 8   6  0    37       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
-DAWN 522                      7   4  0    37       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 BORYS 554                     5   4  1    35       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 HAMANU 556                    5   4  0    35       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 FAETERNA 492                  6  16  0    34       ENDLESS (58)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIRLED 474                   7  12  0    33       ENDLESS (58)
 REESE'S PB 438                6  14  0    32       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 A SMOKING WOMAN 441           5  15  1    31       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 BRONZEN 493                   7   5  0    30       ENDLESS (58)
 PRIMORDIAL HULK 416           5   6  1    29       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
 SIX FLAGS 469                 5   8  0    29       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 WYAN 553                      6   3  2    28       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 DETENTION 572                 2   3  2    28       BAD SIGNS (24)
 ICE MAN 468                   6   7  1    27       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUILFORD 558                  4   4  1    25       KAME HOUSE (61)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FERAL BLADE 415               5   6  1    22       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
 WINDSHEAR 580                 2   1  0    22       THE DRAGONS (65)
 ELUCIDATOR 495                4   7  0    21       ENDLESS (58)
 GREG OLSEN 581                3   0  1    21       NFL NETWORK (63)
 MIDNIGHT 573                  3   2  0    18       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 SKY 544                       3   6  0    16       THE DRAGONS (65)
 LALALI-PUY 588                1   1  0    16       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 BAMBI 597                     1   0  0    16       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 PUAR 526                      3   6  0    15       KAME HOUSE (61)
 KELTIS 589                    1   1  0    13       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 MANGO CHUTNEY 579             1   2  0    12       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-SIR CUMBSTANCE 592            1   0  0    11       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
-SIR ROUND 590                 1   0  0    11       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
-TWINKLE TWINKLE 571           2   2  0     8       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 LEO SAYER 586                 1   1  0     8       70'S ON 7 (67)
 BLONDIE 583                   1   1  0     7       70'S ON 7 (67)
-HEAT STROKE 578               1   1  0     6       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 GORDON LIGHTFOOT 584          1   1  0     4       70'S ON 7 (67)
 RUPERT HOLMES 582             1   1  0     4       70'S ON 7 (67)
-SIR PRISE 594                 0   1  0     1       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 MOOSE HEAD 596                0   1  0     1       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-SIR CULE 591                  0   1  0     1       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
-SIR CUMBVENT 593              0   1  0     1       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 NOMADIC BARRICADE 595         0   1  0     1       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SUGARLOAF 585           1  1 0 70'S ON 7 67         GREG OLSEN 581        155   
HERSHEY 563             4  2 0 HOUSE OF FUR 62      KING KILLER 543       154   
DE ANDRE HOPKINS 587    1  1 0 NFL NETWORK 63       DETENTION 572         155   
DESHAUN WATSON 549      5  4 1 NFL NETWORK 63       GROGAN DA TROLL 402   155   
WAR STORM 414           5  5 0 NONSUCH HOUSE 39     DESHAUN WATSON 549    154  JUST REVENGED
POGO 570                1  3 0 SCORPIO'S LIKES: 57  DETENTION 572         154   
SKYLER 561              1  3 0 THE DRAGONS 65       GUILFORD 558          152  REVENGED
IRON OGRE 508          11  6 1 WETWORKS 30          KING CHAPPA 527       151  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sir Prise -- Getting matched up against someone of my particular style on your first 
fight?  Surprise, indeed! -- Heat Stroke

Sky -- Ah, well fought, young Slasher.  It is often difficult to win two  fights in a 
row against a superior opponent.  Some overconfident troll  must've told you 
otherwise.  My manager also says that you are too big in  size for your style.  Most 
of the time big slashers don't do so well.  The  stars indicate that you will continue 
to struggle until your untimely demise.  I'm sorry, you are cursed.  Perhaps, the Dark 
Arena will be a better option?  They say that nobody ever really dies there.  Or was 
it, that it happens so fast you hardly feel any pain at all?  No matter, have a good 
day, my cursed young fellow! -- Heat Wave 

Vicious Venom -- You just refused to go down and with grim determination you imposed 
your will upon me. -- Dawn
P.S.  You slapped me silly!

Gentleben -- Welcome to Telorinthe. -- Weirdo

Floyd -- Heh, I think you forgot to mention that I also kick puppies and make Baby 
Jesus cry.  ;) -- Weirdo

All -- Hey kids!  It's your Uncle Weirdo again.  Are fights not going your way?  Is 
your team in a slump?  Sometimes sitting out a turn or two can do wonders for your 
record. -- Weirdo

Gladiatorial Commission -- Honor and dishonor are hard to measure when it's a secret 
who challenged who. -- Disciple

Hamanu -- His sorcery royal must not squander on luxury the blood sweat and toil of us 
common folk! -- Wayjourner

Pukei -- A fervent prayer:  "Don't 'puke' the bear!" -- Whirled

Ice Man -- I gave new meaning to the phrase "your chiseled features"! -- Elucidator (3 
out of 5?)

One less beggar on the streest of Telorinthe. -- Bronzen

Telorinte is comin' up!  Queen's Guard's come to town!  (To what do we owe this 
honor??)

Garfield -- Sad day when lasagna can win an arena fight! -- Fae (you resemble that 
remark)

Anon TP -- Reveal yourself!  Don't be a coward!! -- Six Flags & Ice Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOTHER-IN-LAW delivered the death blow upon HIGH ELF in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
GROGAN DA TROLL slaughtered DESHAUN WATSON in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
CAM NEWTON demolished STORMFLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RED DEATH bested WAYJOURNER in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
J.J. WATT luckily beat KING CHAPPA in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HARLEY devastated SIX FLAGS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BORYS viciously subdued FAETERNA in a unpopular 9 minute bloody Challenge match.
FERAL BLADE was savagely defeated by WYAN in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
SKY was unbelievably bested by ICE MAN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
DE ANDRE HOPKINS was slaughtered by DETENTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MIDNIGHT was luckily beaten by PRIMORDIAL HULK in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
ROOK subdued HURRICANE SEASON in a 2 minute mismatched Title competition.
HIRED BY TRUMP demolished CHOCO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HILLARY CLINTON was beaten by MASTER ROSHI in a 1 minute conflict.
HAMANU was outwaited by BURGER KING in a action packed 11 minute fight.
KING KILLER overpowered PUKEI in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
MANIAC MAULER overpowered ELUCIDATOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VICIOUS VENOM devastated A SMOKING WOMAN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
GARFIELD subdued REESE'S PB in a 5 minute bout.
BRONZEN luckily beat PUAR in a 2 minute gory match.
WHIRLED was overcome by NIGHTMARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory competition.
GUILFORD overpowered GORDON LIGHTFOOT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
MANGO CHUTNEY vanquished MOOSE HEAD in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
WINDSHEAR savagely defeated LEO SAYER in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
GREG OLSEN savagely slew SUGARLOAF in a popular 1 minute gory beginner's fight.
RUPERT HOLMES was demolished by BAMBI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLONDIE viciously subdued NOMADIC BARRICADE in a dull 7 minute brutal novice's fray.
KELTIS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LALALI-PUY defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  21 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  41 -  7      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  27 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        41 -  40 -  3      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  39 -  4      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  22 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  37 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  24 -  0      17  |

Turn 155 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ROOK 286                   25  17  0  120 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
STRIKING ATTACK  HURRICANE SEASON 507       10   6  3   98 BAD SIGNS (24)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASTER ROSHI 524            6   3  0   65 KAME HOUSE (61)
TOTAL PARRY      J.J. WATT 535               8   2  0   61 NFL NETWORK (63)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHOCO 530                   7   3  0   56 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
AIMED BLOW       RED DEATH 547               6   3  0   55 THE DRAGONS (65)
WALL OF STEEL    VICIOUS VENOM 540           7   2  1   53 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROGAN DA TROLL 402.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HAMANU 556.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING CHAPPA 527, SKY 
544, HURRICANE SEASON 507, PUAR 526, WINDSHEAR 580, WYAN 553, MIDNIGHT 573, GUILFORD 
558, GREG OLSEN 581, and BLONDIE 583.

The least popular fighter this week was BORYS 554.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FAETERNA 492, NOMADIC BARRICADE 595, BURGER KING 559, GARFIELD 529, 
RUPERT HOLMES 582, A SMOKING WOMAN 441, ELUCIDATOR 495, HILLARY CLINTON 486, CHOCO 
530, and DE ANDRE HOPKINS 587.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOTHER-IN-LAW (83-447) BAD SIGNS (24)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GOLDEN HELMET 303 (23-26-1)            3  3  0         THE BURRHEADS