DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2019 Duedate: 06/24/2019
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-156
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ROOK
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-286) [26-17-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ROOK POSITION IS EMPTY
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-286) [26-17-0,127]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GROGAN DA TROLL CAM NEWTON
NONSUCH HOUSE (39) NFL NETWORK (63)
(83-402) [14-8-1,87] (83-534) [8-3-0,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DRAGONS (65) 32
2. NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 20 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. BAD SIGNS (24) 14 Unchartered Team
4. THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 10
5. HOUSE OF FUR (62) 7 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 322 193 29 62.5 1/ 3 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 11 4 1
2/ 2 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 32 20 3 61.5 2/ 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 10 5 0
3/ 3 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 124 91 5 57.7 3/ 5 THE DRAGONS (65) 9 6 0
4- 4 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 40 30 1 57.1 4/ 2 NFL NETWORK (63) 8 5 2
5/ 5 THE DRAGONS (65) 29 22 1 56.9 5/ 6 BAD SIGNS (24) 8 7 3
6/ 6 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 31 24 0 56.4 6/ 8 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 8 7 1
7/ 7 NFL NETWORK (63) 28 25 2 52.8 7/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61) 7 8 0
8/ 8 SORCERER KINGS (66) 26 24 3 52.0 8/ 7 SORCERER KINGS (66) 7 8 0
9/ 9 KAME HOUSE (61) 25 25 2 50.0 9- 9*70'S ON 7 (67) 5 5 0
10-10*70'S ON 7 (67) 5 5 0 50.0 10-12 ENDLESS (58) 4 6 0
11-11 ENDLESS (58) 45 55 3 45.0 11/10 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 3 12 0
12-12*QUEEN'S GUARD (68) 2 3 0 40.0 12-11 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 2 3 0
13/13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 31 71 3 30.4 13-13*QUEEN'S GUARD (68) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! The boys at HOUSE OF FUR left the arena
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by THE FEROCIOUS FIVE. Good show!
Practice pays for HAMANU, who pummelled KING CHAPPA, to pocket 21 points. KING
CHAPPA certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to HAMANU and
losing 18 points in the process! Well, Duelmaster ROOK challenged NFL NETWORK's CAM
NEWTON. Is a 25-17-0 good enough? CAM NEWTON found out that TELORINTHE isn't a
democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are TELORINTHE's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of CONJURE UP THE SUN,
alone and unchallenged. The warriors of CONJURE UP THE SUN found their efforts at
combat frustrated as KAME HOUSE apparently had more important things to do than
fight. If challenges were horses, PRIMORDIAL HULK could open up a fast food joint!
Mismatched by 9 points, HILLARY CLINTON was defeated by STORMFLY. Is this really
worth noting? I thought STORMFLY showed great skill and promise when she bested
HILLARY CLINTON. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not a spymaster
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Do not despair!
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROOK 286 26 17 0 127 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIRED BY TRUMP 506 11 6 0 93 BAD SIGNS (24)
CAM NEWTON 534 8 3 0 93 NFL NETWORK (63)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GROGAN DA TROLL 402 14 8 1 87 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
HURRICANE SEASON 507 10 7 3 87 BAD SIGNS (24)
STORMFLY 548 9 1 0 72 THE DRAGONS (65)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHOCO 530 8 3 0 66 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
RED DEATH 547 7 3 0 66 THE DRAGONS (65)
MASTER ROSHI 524 6 4 0 61 KAME HOUSE (61)
KING KILLER 543 6 4 1 60 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMANU 556 6 4 0 56 SORCERER KINGS (66)
HARLEY 564 5 3 0 54 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
MANIAC MAULER 542 7 4 1 52 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
J.J. WATT 535 8 3 0 49 NFL NETWORK (63)
HILLARY CLINTON 486 12 11 1 48 BAD SIGNS (24)
PUKEI 557 5 4 0 48 KAME HOUSE (61)
BURGER KING 559 8 1 0 46 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
VICIOUS VENOM 540 7 3 1 45 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-WAYJOURNER 491 6 6 0 44 ENDLESS (58)
-VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512 8 6 1 41 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
DETENTION 572 3 3 2 40 BAD SIGNS (24)
NIGHTMARE 545 6 4 1 39 THE DRAGONS (65)
-HEAT WAVE 515 8 6 0 37 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
-DAWN 522 7 4 0 37 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
GARFIELD 529 7 4 0 36 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
KING CHAPPA 527 6 4 1 35 KAME HOUSE (61)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FAETERNA 492 6 16 0 34 ENDLESS (58)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHIRLED 474 7 12 0 33 ENDLESS (58)
REESE'S PB 438 6 15 0 33 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
GUILFORD 558 5 4 1 33 KAME HOUSE (61)
WINDSHEAR 580 3 1 0 33 THE DRAGONS (65)
FERAL BLADE 415 6 6 1 32 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
A SMOKING WOMAN 441 5 16 1 32 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
BORYS 554 5 5 1 32 SORCERER KINGS (66)
WYAN 553 7 3 2 30 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-BRONZEN 493 7 5 0 30 ENDLESS (58)
GREG OLSEN 581 4 0 1 30 NFL NETWORK (63)
ICE MAN 468 6 8 1 27 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
MIDNIGHT 573 4 2 0 27 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
SIX FLAGS 469 5 9 0 24 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRIMORDIAL HULK 416 5 7 1 23 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
-ELUCIDATOR 495 4 7 0 21 ENDLESS (58)
MANGO CHUTNEY 579 2 2 0 18 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
PUAR 526 3 7 0 16 KAME HOUSE (61)
SKY 544 3 7 0 16 THE DRAGONS (65)
-SIR CUMBSTANCE 592 1 0 0 11 QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
-SIR ROUND 590 1 0 0 11 QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
0-2 COUNT 603 1 0 0 11 BAD SIGNS (24)
-TWINKLE TWINKLE 571 2 2 0 8 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
-LEO SAYER 586 1 1 0 8 70'S ON 7 (67)
LALALI-PUY 588 1 2 0 8 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-BLONDIE 583 1 1 0 7 70'S ON 7 (67)
MOOSE HEAD 596 1 1 0 7 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
KELTIS 589 1 2 0 7 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-HEAT STROKE 578 1 1 0 6 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
BAMBI 597 1 1 0 4 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-GORDON LIGHTFOOT 584 1 1 0 4 70'S ON 7 (67)
-RUPERT HOLMES 582 1 1 0 4 70'S ON 7 (67)
NOMADIC BARRICADE 595 0 2 0 2 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
-SIR PRISE 594 0 1 0 1 QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
-SIR CUMBVENT 593 0 1 0 1 QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
-SIR CULE 591 0 1 0 1 QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SUGARLOAF 585 1 1 0 70'S ON 7 67 GREG OLSEN 581 155
HERSHEY 563 4 2 0 HOUSE OF FUR 62 KING KILLER 543 154
DE ANDRE HOPKINS 587 1 1 0 NFL NETWORK 63 DETENTION 572 155
DESHAUN WATSON 549 5 4 1 NFL NETWORK 63 GROGAN DA TROLL 402 155
WAR STORM 414 5 5 0 NONSUCH HOUSE 39 DESHAUN WATSON 549 154 REVENGED
POGO 570 1 3 0 SCORPIO'S LIKES: 57 DETENTION 572 154
SKYLER 561 1 3 0 THE DRAGONS 65 GUILFORD 558 152 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Telorinthe -- Mother-In-Law has been sent off to the retirement home, never to be
heard from again. Ahh, the peace & quiet. Anyway, for those who were interested, she
was a 11(1)-16(1)-11-8(1)-19(1)-12-11 Total Parry, with Advanced Expert in Parry and
an Expert in Defence. It was the 15th Defence skill that gave her an expert rating,
which ultimately let her get accepted in to the retirement home of her choice. She
actually managed to learn 46 skills in total, which is rather good considering her
wit, but sometimes, it doesn't matter how many skills you have, you can't teach an old
dog new tricks. The commission reports her favourites are Large Shield, with Very Low
Offensive Effort and Low Activity level, while learning defensive actions. She did
not have a favourite tactic, other than undermining my parental authority. -- Dark
Oracle, mgr of Bad Signs
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROOK bested CAM NEWTON in a action packed 4 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STORMFLY demolished HILLARY CLINTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BURGER KING defeated NIGHTMARE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
VICIOUS VENOM was devastated by CHOCO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
RED DEATH devastated J.J. WATT in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
MANIAC MAULER bested GARFIELD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
DETENTION handily defeated PRIMORDIAL HULK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GUILFORD won victory over SIX FLAGS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SKY was overpowered by MIDNIGHT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MANGO CHUTNEY defeated KELTIS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
WINDSHEAR handily defeated ICE MAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HURRICANE SEASON was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute match.
HIRED BY TRUMP devastated KING KILLER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GROGAN DA TROLL demolished MASTER ROSHI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARLEY overpowered A SMOKING WOMAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PUKEI savagely defeated BORYS in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
HAMANU vanquished KING CHAPPA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REESE'S PB slimly lost to FERAL BLADE in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
WYAN defeated PUAR in a 2 minute bout.
BAMBI was luckily beaten by 0-2 COUNT in a tiresome 12 minute gory novice's bout.
GREG OLSEN handily defeated LALALI-PUY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NOMADIC BARRICADE was savagely defeated by MOOSE HEAD in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 22 - 2 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 65 - 42 - 7 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 26 - 2 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 43 - 41 - 2 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 40 - 4 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 21 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 35 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 24 - 0 14 |
Turn 156 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 6 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE ROOK 286 26 17 0 127 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
STRIKING ATTACK HIRED BY TRUMP 506 11 6 0 93 BAD SIGNS (24)
SLASHING ATTACK CHOCO 530 8 3 0 66 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
AIMED BLOW RED DEATH 547 7 3 0 66 THE DRAGONS (65)
LUNGING ATTACK MASTER ROSHI 524 6 4 0 61 KAME HOUSE (61)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY J.J. WATT 535 8 3 0 49 NFL NETWORK (63)
WALL OF STEEL VICIOUS VENOM 540 7 3 1 45 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GROGAN DA TROLL 402. The most popular warrior this
turn was CAM NEWTON 534. The ten other most popular fighters were NIGHTMARE 545,
MANIAC MAULER 542, PUKEI 557, HURRICANE SEASON 507, ROOK 286, RED DEATH 547, GUILFORD
558, WINDSHEAR 580, MOOSE HEAD 596, and DETENTION 572.
The least popular fighter this week was 0-2 COUNT 603. The other ten least popular
fighters were GARFIELD 529, LALALI-PUY 588, KING CHAPPA 527, BORYS 554, A SMOKING
WOMAN 441, MASTER ROSHI 524, KING KILLER 543, SKY 544, J.J. WATT 535, and HILLARY
CLINTON 486.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.