DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/17/2019    Duedate: 10/14/2019

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-160

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CAM NEWTON
NFL NETWORK (63)
(83-534) [12-3-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CAM NEWTON                     SIR ROUND
NFL NETWORK (63)               QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
(83-534) [12-3-0,116]          (83-590) [4-1-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAMANU                         REESE'S PB
SORCERER KINGS (66)            SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
(83-556) [8-6-0,66]            (83-438) [7-18-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KAME HOUSE (61)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NFL NETWORK (63)            41
2. SORCERER KINGS (66)         33      THE DRAGONS (65)
3. KAME HOUSE (61)             20      Unchartered Team
4. THE DRAGONS (65)            19
5. SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)       12      QUEEN'S GUARD (68)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 BAD SIGNS (24)           327 198 30 62.3   1/ 1 KAME HOUSE (61)          11  4 1
 2/ 1*QUEEN'S GUARD (68)        14  11  0 56.0   2/ 3 HOUSE OF FUR (62)         9  6 1
 3/ 5 THE DRAGONS (65)          38  30  1 55.9   3/ 2*QUEEN'S GUARD (68)        8  7 0
 4/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61)           39  31  3 55.7   4/ 4 THE DRAGONS (65)          7  5 0
 5/ 3 HOUSE OF FUR (62)         41  34  1 54.7   5/ 8 NFL NETWORK (63)          7  8 0
 6/ 6 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   38  34  3 52.8   6/ 7 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     5  7 0
 7/ 8 NFL NETWORK (63)          37  36  3 50.7   7/ 5 SORCERER KINGS (66)       5 10 1
 8/ 7 SORCERER KINGS (66)       35  35  4 50.0   8/ 9 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   4 11 0
 9/ 9 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     37  82  3 31.1   9- 6 BAD SIGNS (24)            2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings,

I am Cam Newton, champ of Telorinthe!  Red Death, you put up a good fight, but those 
crits were just too much for you!  I hadn't even read your DM column before I posted 
that challenge, so I am ready for you.  Sorry about Stormfly, but it's just the life 
of a gladiator.  My pal, Luke Kuechly, learned that lesson the hard way last turn!

I shall hopefully stay on this comfy seat and try to avenge Luke by bloodfeuding 
Guilford.

I'm out!

                                          -- Cam Newton
                                             Duelmaster of Telorinthe

P.S. -- And Ice Man, Greg Olsen apologizes for the down challenge a few turns ago.

                                      SPY REPORT

HELLO?  Oh, sorry for being so loud!  I asked a wizard friend for a spell that will 
project my voice.  Well, she's really more of a witch, but she gave me this cool ring 
that makes me louder!  It is the GREATEST THING . . . sorry, too loud again!  Okay, I 
think I have the hang of this thing now.  Welcome to Telorinthe!  I have an exciting 
turn to share with you, so let's get started!  YAY!  Sorry! 

Cam Newton took the throne from Red Death the last turn.  Over the last 10 turns, only 
Rook has been able to hold the throne for consecutive turns.  Cam would have his 
chance to defend the throne and see if he could become a repeat Duelmaster!  For those 
wondering, the record in Telorinthe is 25 consecutive turns.  This record is held by 
Confession of Oldies.  Cam Newton blood feuded Guilford of Kame House this turn.  If 
you remember, Guilford killed Luke Kuechly on turn 159. Blood feud aside, it was still 
a title fight, and Cam Newton keeps the throne after defeating Guilford in a 1-minute 
battle.  Congrats once again to Cam and his manager, Channel Master.

Floyd's Kame House keeps the top team spot with an 11-4-1 record.  He is followed by 
Queen Artemis's House of Fur guild, who picked up their very first kill today!  I'm 
not sure if I should be excited or sad at that news!  They take the place of Queen's 
Guard, who slipped down to number 3.  Dragon Master and her crew stay in 4th place, 
while NFL Network climbs 3 spots to finish off the top 5.

The most avoided team is House of Fur, and they were mostly avoided by The Ferocious 
Five.  Scorpio's warrior, Ice Man, is the most challenged warrior this turn.  He was 
challenged by many, but it was Puar of Kame House that met him on the sands.  It was 
an 11 point down challenge, and it was a one-sided affair with Puar winning.

We only had one unplanned death when Taco Cat killed a Persistent Beggar.  As noted 
before, House of Fur made it 15 turns before scoring a kill.  I was curious if this 
was intentional, but I was unable to get a comment from the warriors or manager.

Time for me to sign off!  I think I'm getting better at making these reports shorter.  
I want to say SO MUCH . . . oops, again!  But, the boss keeps reminding me that the 
point of spy reporting is to get to the point and quickly!  So long, for now, I can't 
wait to see all of you again next turn!

                                          -- Ori Starbloom

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAM NEWTON 534               12   3  0   116       NFL NETWORK (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED DEATH 547                10   4  0    98       THE DRAGONS (65)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASTER ROSHI 524             10   4  0    95       KAME HOUSE (61)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIRED BY TRUMP 506           12   7  1    83       BAD SIGNS (24)
-HURRICANE SEASON 507         10   9  3    83       BAD SIGNS (24)
-HILLARY CLINTON 486          14  11  1    72       BAD SIGNS (24)
 CHOCO 530                    10   5  0    70       HOUSE OF FUR (62)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMANU 556                    8   6  0    66       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 PUKEI 557                     8   5  0    66       KAME HOUSE (61)
-DETENTION 572                 5   3  2    66       BAD SIGNS (24)
 KING CHAPPA 527               9   5  1    64       KAME HOUSE (61)
 J.J. WATT 535                10   5  0    59       NFL NETWORK (63)
 HARLEY 564                    7   5  0    58       HOUSE OF FUR (62)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICE MAN 468                   9   9  1    50       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 BURGER KING 559              10   3  0    49       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 GARFIELD 529                 10   5  0    47       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 NIGHTMARE 545                 8   6  1    47       THE DRAGONS (65)
 KING KILLER 543               7   7  1    42       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 SIR ROUND 590                 4   1  0    42       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 WYAN 553                      9   5  2    40       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 BORYS 554                     7   7  1    40       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 REESE'S PB 438                7  18  0    39       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 MANIAC MAULER 542             8   7  1    38       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 SKY 544                       5   9  0    38       THE DRAGONS (65)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUILFORD 558                  6   7  2    33       KAME HOUSE (61)
 SIX FLAGS 469                 7  11  0    32       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 VICIOUS VENOM 540             8   6  1    31       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 WINDSHEAR 580                 5   3  0    31       THE DRAGONS (65)
 PUAR 526                      6   8  0    30       KAME HOUSE (61)
 GREG OLSEN 581                5   3  1    27       NFL NETWORK (63)
 LALALI-PUY 588                4   3  1    26       SORCERER KINGS (66)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANGO CHUTNEY 579             3   5  0    21       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 MIDNIGHT 573                  5   5  0    20       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 TACO CAT 606                  2   1  1    18       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 SIR CULE 591                  3   2  0    17       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 SIR CUMBSTANCE 592            3   2  0    16       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 ANTONIO BROWN 612             1   0  0    14       NFL NETWORK (63)
 SIR CUMBVENT 593              2   3  0     9       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 SIR MUNN 609                  1   1  0     9       QUEEN'S GUARD (68)
 MOOSE HEAD 596                1   5  0     8       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-0-2 COUNT 603                 1   2  0     5       BAD SIGNS (24)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      TACO CAT 606          160  NONE
BAMBI 597               1  2 0 HOUSE OF FUR 62      NICK CHUBB 604        157  REVENGED
FAKE HAND OFF 611       0  1 0 NFL NETWORK 63       BLACK ORC             160  NONE
LUKE KAECHLY 607        0  2 0 NFL NETWORK 63       GUILFORD 558          159  JUST REVENGED
SIR PRISE 594           1  2 0 QUEEN'S GUARD 68     LALALI-PUY 588        158  REVENGED
DEAD AGAIN 613          0  1 0 SORCERER KINGS 66    BANDIT PRINCE         160  NONE
STORMFLY 548            9  2 0 THE DRAGONS 65       HIRED BY TRUMP 506    157  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

DM Cam -- Congrats on the throne.  At least you can hit someone in one of these worlds 
-- Queen's Guard

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala-li-PUY! -- Sir Cule

Puar -- Next time will be different I can assure you -- Sir Round

Borys -- You name is apt, that was a bore -- Sir Cumbstance

Moose Head -- I was hoping to be able to mount those antlers upon my wall... next time 
you shall not circumvent my plans, that is my territory -- Sir Cumbvent

Taco Cat -- Now I am hungry, thanks -- Sir Munn

Sir Cule -- What's a cule?  I know what a cull is, but never seen a cule. -- Lalali-
Puy

Sir Cumbstance -- Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . send me one of your lungers and see if he 
fares as well. -- Borys

Master Roshi -- It was only a matter of time before the style advantage flipped in 
your favor. -- Hamanu

Ice Man -- I was thinking of a "too hot for you" joke, but I'm sure it has been done 
before, so nevermind. -- Wyan

Channel Master -- Congrats on the throne!  The trick isn't necessarily winning it, but 
keeping it! -- Master Darque

Queen Artemis -- Do something about all this cat hair in the guild house, or I'll 
serve them in stew to the gladiators! -- Master Darque

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD AGAIN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FAKE HAND OFF was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAM NEWTON demolished GUILFORD in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title melee.
NIGHTMARE was overpowered by HAMANU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
VICIOUS VENOM was devastated by HARLEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
J.J. WATT outwaited GARFIELD in a slow 18 minute Challenge duel.
PUAR was devastated by ICE MAN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SIR ROUND handily defeated SIX FLAGS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SKY vanquished SIR CULE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WINDSHEAR vanquished SIR MUNN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GREG OLSEN defeated SIR CUMBSTANCE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
MANGO CHUTNEY overpowered MOOSE HEAD in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
RED DEATH devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHOCO was demolished by MASTER ROSHI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PUKEI handily defeated MANIAC MAULER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KING CHAPPA vanquished WYAN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
REESE'S PB was beaten by BORYS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
KING KILLER was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURGER KING subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 3 minute bout.
LALALI-PUY narrowly defeated MIDNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SIR CUMBVENT was bested by ANTONIO BROWN in a popular 1 minute novice's contest.
TACO CAT slaughtered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  38 -  5      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  27 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        48 -  44 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  34 -  2      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  28 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  31 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  21 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  17 -  1      19  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   9 -  0      18  |

Turn 160 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CAM NEWTON 534             12   3  0  116 NFL NETWORK (63)
AIMED BLOW       RED DEATH 547              10   4  0   98 THE DRAGONS (65)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASTER ROSHI 524           10   4  0   95 KAME HOUSE (61)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHOCO 530                  10   5  0   70 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
TOTAL PARRY      J.J. WATT 535              10   5  0   59 NFL NETWORK (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAMANU 556.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
REESE'S PB 438.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIDNIGHT 573, WINDSHEAR 
580, SIR ROUND 590, KING CHAPPA 527, ANTONIO BROWN 612, HAMANU 556, HARLEY 564, PUAR 
526, GREG OLSEN 581, and MANGO CHUTNEY 579.

The least popular fighter this week was GARFIELD 529.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were J.J. WATT 535, SIR CUMBVENT 593, KING KILLER 543, MANIAC MAULER 542, 
CHOCO 530, MOOSE HEAD 596, SIR MUNN 609, SIR CULE 591, NIGHTMARE 545, and GUILFORD 
558.