DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/29/2022    Duedate: 04/25/2022

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-193

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEATH BRINGER
THE DRAGONS (65)
(83-618) [21-8-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEATH BRINGER                  MARIAH
THE DRAGONS (65)               SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-618) [21-8-1,118]          (83-327) [4-3-1,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TOSHI ARITO                    DOOMSCROLL
KAME HOUSE (61)                RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
(83-697) [15-3-0,113]          (83-749) [4-8-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLASSICS (83)               43
2. THE DRAGONS (65)            41      THE DRAGONS (65)
3. THE BLUE MARBLE (82)        33      Unchartered Team
4. SORCERER KINGS (66)         21
5. NFL NETWORK (63)            17      CLASSICS (83)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CLASSICS (83)              5   0  0  100   1/ 6 NFL NETWORK (63)          9  4 0
 2/ 1 THE DRAGONS (65)         130  80  6 61.9   2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65)          9  4 0
 3/ 2 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  137  99  5 58.1   3/ 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62)         9  5 0
 4/ 3 KAME HOUSE (61)          126  98  8 56.3   4/ 7 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   8  6 0
 5- 4*THAT 80'S TEAM (79)       20  16  0 55.6   5/ 9 SORCERER KINGS (66)       8  7 0
 6- 5 IRONSKULL ORCS (71)       62  53  2 53.9   6/ 3 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     7  8 1
 7/ 7 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   91  84  3 52.0   7/ 5 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   7  8 0
 8/ 8 HOUSE OF FUR (62)        121 113  6 51.7   8/10 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)      7  8 0
 9/ 6 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)       78  73  2 51.7   9/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61)           6  7 0
10/10 NFL NETWORK (63)         118 113  7 51.1  10/ 0*CLASSICS (83)             5  0 0
11/ 9 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)      24  24  0 50.0  11/ 8 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)       5 10 0
12/11 SORCERER KINGS (66)      115 120 10 48.9  12/13*SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  4  6 0
13/12*SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  15  19  3 44.1  13/ 0*THE BLUE MARBLE (82)      2  3 2
14/ 0*THE BLUE MARBLE (82)       2   3  2 40.0  14-11 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)          2  3 0
15-13 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)          27  47  3 36.5  15-12 IRONSKULL ORCS (71)       2  8 0
16/14 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     87 191  6 31.3  16-14*THAT 80'S TEAM (79)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

It is a great day to be a spy reporter!  Days like today are the ones that I live for 
in this business.  What is so special about it you ask?  It is arena day!  Yes!  We 
have waited a whole 28 days for this action and I am pumped to share all the good news 
(and some bad) with you.  My name is Ori Starbloom, and I will serve as your guide 
through turn 193 in Telorinthe.

As is often the case, our Duelmaster was graduating, so we need a new one to sit on 
the throne.  Mango Chutney, our reigning Duelmaster and newest Lord Protector, 
challenged Death Bringer.  It was sister vs. sister (the managers, not the warriors).  
Nemesis against Dragon Master!  Who would come out on top?  Mango goes off to the Isle 
with a loss, but I think title, land, and immortality are a nice trade-off. Death 
Bringer gets the throne and an opportunity to defend it next turn.  As I mentioned, 
Death Bringer is managed by Dragon Master.

Our most avoided team today is Conjure Up the Sun.  They were mostly avoided by Super 
Brash Brothers.  General Bashur does not issue many challenges, but it is plain to see 
that he uses his avoids.  Let me see, who is our most challenged warrior today?  It 
looks as if Tyrann Mathieu gets that honor.  Flash from Rhymes with Ash looked up in 
the rankings and thought Tyrann a worthy opponent.  It took 2-minutes, but Tyrann 
Mathieu was victorious on the sands.  No one died, so I view that as a positive 
outcome.

Speaking of death, we had a few deaths today.  One Dark Arena death gets credited to 
Kame House.  Moving on to the regular sands, we had 2 deaths.  The first came when 
Synapse of Super Brash Brothers was killed in a bout with Lady of the Green.  Maybe 
she picked the wrong color because I saw an awful lot of red during this fight!  Well, 
red and green do pair nicely with one another.  It feels festive.  Eh, probably not 
that festive for Super Brash Brothers.  The next death finds two rookies matching up 
and not knowing when to quit or pull a few swings.  Joymend from the new guild, The 
Blue Marble, killed Rathalos of The Dragons.

Welcome to the new teams!  Classics and The Blue Marble made their debut today.  
Introduce yourselves and enjoy our fine arena.  You will find most of the regulars 
friendly enough, though at times a bit bloodthirsty.  NFL Network and The Dragons are 
tied for the top team at 9-4-0.  It looks like a family affair with the top 4 teams as 
you have the sibling combos at work.  The Dragons stayed strong at number 2, while 
House of Fur slipped out of 1st into 3rd.  The Ferocious Five jumped into the top 5, 
as did Sorcerer Kings.  We had 3 inactive teams today, so let's send out a search 
party for them to return to the sands! 

I believe that is a wrap!  Time for me to go enjoy some of the arena-day fares before 
the vendors start packing it all up and moving to the next arena.  The spiced wine 
just outside of the west gate is amazing!  Death Bringer gets to defend the title and 
we will have a report from the search parties looking for those missing teams!  Join 
us next time to hear all about it!  See you in 28 days!

                                          -- Ori Starbloom

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH BRINGER 618            21   8  1   118       THE DRAGONS (65)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOSHI ARITO 697              15   3  0   113       KAME HOUSE (61)
 BURGER KING 559              28  18  0   109       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 ICE MAN 468                  21  30  2   108       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 BORYS 554                    28  19  1   104       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 HEAT WAVE 515                19  16  0   101       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 BIBIDEE 623                  18   8  2   101       SORCERER KINGS (66)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALFTIME SHOW 632            14  10  1   100       NFL NETWORK (63)
-BLOODAXE 637                 16   7  0    93       IRONSKULL ORCS (71)
 TOKUGAWA 701                 12   5  0    92       KAME HOUSE (61)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STABBMOOR 636                10  13  0    90       IRONSKULL ORCS (71)
 WINDSHEAR 781                 8   1  1    86       THE DRAGONS (65)
 REESE'S PB 438               13  43  1    83       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-WORMSPINE 640                14   9  0    76       IRONSKULL ORCS (71)
 ZOMBIE GALILEO 717            9   3  0    72       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512          16  19  3    71       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 CHARMING KITTEN 601          16  15  0    70       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 BIG BIRD 780                  8   1  0    70       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 RIDE OR DIE 635              16   8  0    69       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 ONE KURATO 741                7   6  1    68       KAME HOUSE (61)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMBER 634                    17   7  0    66       THE DRAGONS (65)
 PHYSICALITY 599              15  16  1    62       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 MARIAH 327                    4   3  1    58       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKARFACE 652                 10  12  1    56       IRONSKULL ORCS (71)
 PERIL 775                     8   2  0    52       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-STOPPA SQUEAL 764            10   4  0    50       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 D&D 3.5 721                   7   7  1    47       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-BONEBREAKER 639              11  12  1    46       IRONSKULL ORCS (71)
 HEAT STROKE 578              11  12  0    45       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 TYRANN MATHIEU 783            6   2  0    43       NFL NETWORK (63)
 SACHA 772                     6   4  1    41       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 GASH 747                      8   2  0    40       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 BLOOD LUST 784                6   2  1    39       THE DRAGONS (65)
-BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763         6   7  2    38       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 RILEY MCCARRON 773            6   4  0    37       NFL NETWORK (63)
 TIMON 735                     9   4  0    36       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 SMASH 748                     6   4  0    36       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWATCH 737                    5   2  0    33       THAT 80'S TEAM (79)
 FLASH 745                     4   6  0    32       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 TACO SUPREME 687              6  13  0    31       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 SIMBA 734                     5   8  2    31       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-B.A. BARRACKUS 740            4   3  0    30       THAT 80'S TEAM (79)
 OBA 720                       7   7  1    29       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 DOOMSCROLL 749                4   8  0    29       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 SHAMINO 329                   3   4  0    28       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 NOTHINGBURGER 700             5  12  0    27       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-BELOREAN 736                  5   2  0    25       THAT 80'S TEAM (79)
 COW KING 790                  5   1  0    24       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 ONE PIECE 787                 4   3  0    24       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOOGER DINK 757               5   3  0    20       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
-GALAGA 738                    4   3  0    20       THAT 80'S TEAM (79)
 SASH 777                      3   5  0    20       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
-TACO SMELL 759                4   7  0    19       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 LADY OF GREEN 803             1   0  1    19       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
 DUPRE 328                     4   3  1    18       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 DRAJ 797                      2   2  0    14       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 ROBERT SALCH 796              3   2  0    11       NFL NETWORK (63)
 IOLO 330                      2   5  0    11       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 JOYMEND 802                   1   0  1    11       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
 RUBBER SOUL 812               1   0  0    11       CLASSICS (83)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BACK TO BLACK 813             1   0  0    10       CLASSICS (83)
 GUIDING LIGHT 794             2   2  0     8       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 KID A 814                     1   0  0     8       CLASSICS (83)
 REVOLVER 810                  1   0  0     8       CLASSICS (83)
 KLASH 789                     1   4  0     7       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 VOODOO 811                    1   0  0     6       CLASSICS (83)
 KAMIGAWA 808                  1   1  0     4       KAME HOUSE (61)
-POOPIE 791                    0   3  0     3       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 POLITE CAT 805                0   2  0     2       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 OBI DOBI 816                  0   1  0     1       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 SAGEHERD 804                  0   1  0     1       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
 THE GREEN 801                 0   1  0     1       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
 GAHWYN 800                    0   1  0     1       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HELHOUND 708            5  6 1 HOUSE OF FUR 62      PHYSICALITY 599       189  NOT REVENGED
BLAH 815                0  1 0 KAME HOUSE 61        DARK CHAMPION         193  NONE
SYNAPSE 786             2  2 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 LADY OF GREEN 803     193   
REMMINGTON STEELE 739   2  6 0 THAT 80'S TEAM 79    D&D 3.5 721           191   
RATHALOS 809            0  1 0 THE DRAGONS 65       JOYMEND 802           193   
HUNGRY HIPPO 788        1  3 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 SIMBA 734             190   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Super Brash Brother -- Bashur...Welcome Back! -- Weirdo
P.S.  You're an idiot.

Boss Orc -- Don't your orcs have anything better to do than to attack my poor, poor 
scum?  Now if you'll excuse me, there's some fifth graders that need to get their 
comeuppance. -- Weirdo

Ember -- You got spanked!!! -- Zombie Galileo 

Shawn -- I thought of you this week while taking out the trash, thinking you were 
inspired to create your team name what what you are! -- G. Bashur

Queen Artemis -- Your dad is so dumb, he put a watch in a piggybank and said he was 
saving time. -- Bashur

Dragon Master -- Your dad is so stupid he thought light sabers had less calories. -- 
General Bashur

Chanel Master -- Your dad is so mean, he is refused service trying to order happy 
meals. -- G. Bashur

Nemesis -- Your dad is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook. -- Bashur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAH was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MANGO CHUTNEY slimly lost to DEATH BRINGER in a 5 minute Challenge Title battle.
HEAT WAVE viciously subdued REESE'S PB in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
VAMPIRE ON FIRE was demolished by HALFTIME SHOW in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
WINDSHEAR won victory over RIDE OR DIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
TOSHI ARITO devastated BORYS in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ZOMBIE GALILEO vanquished SMASH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BIG BIRD overpowered PHYSICALITY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EMBER defeated MARIAH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FLASH was narrowly defeated by TYRANN MATHIEU in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
KAMIGAWA was beaten by DRAJ in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
TOKUGAWA was subdued by ICE MAN in a 2 minute competition.
SIX FLAGS was unbelievably bested by BURGER KING in a 4 minute veteran's contest.
BIBIDEE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody master's bout.
CHARMING KITTEN overpowered D&D 3.5 in a 4 minute one-sided duel.
ONE KURATO devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GASH savagely defeated TACO SUPREME in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
HEAT STROKE was viciously subdued by PERIL in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
SIMBA was beaten by SACHA in a 1 minute bout.
BLOOD LUST beat OBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
NOTHINGBURGER was devastated by SHAMINO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TIMON outlasted DOOMSCROLL in a exciting 7 minute duel.
ONE PIECE was beaten by RILEY MCCARRON in a 1 minute fray.
DUPRE won victory over KLASH in a 1 minute fray.
SASH devastated POLITE CAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COW KING defeated IOLO in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
SYNAPSE was killed by LADY OF GREEN in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
GUIDING LIGHT was outlasted by RUBBER SOUL in a tiresome 17 minute beginner's match.
ROBERT SALCH overcame OBI DOBI in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
SAGEHERD was beaten by KID A in a exciting 3 minute gory beginner's competition.
JOYMEND assassinated RATHALOS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE GREEN was savagely defeated by VOODOO in a 1 minute gory novice's match.
REVOLVER defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's bout.
BACK TO BLACK overpowered GAHWYN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   62 -  41 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        57 -  42 -  3      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  33 -  5      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  35 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  62 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  60 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  39 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  19 -  0      24  |

Turn 193 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DEATH BRINGER 618          21   8  1  118 THE DRAGONS (65)
AIMED BLOW       TOSHI ARITO 697            15   3  0  113 KAME HOUSE (61)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEAT WAVE 515              19  16  0  101 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
BASHING ATTACK   HALFTIME SHOW 632          14  10  1  100 NFL NETWORK (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  TOKUGAWA 701               12   5  0   92 KAME HOUSE (61)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRANN MATHIEU 783          6   2  0   43 NFL NETWORK (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   SACHA 772                   6   4  1   41 SORCERER KINGS (66)
WALL OF STEEL    SMASH 748                   6   4  0   36 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is TOSHI ARITO 697.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOOMSCROLL 749.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOSHI ARITO 697, 
WINDSHEAR 781, PERIL 775, KID A 814, HEAT WAVE 515, DEATH BRINGER 618, COW KING 790, 
MARIAH 327, KAMIGAWA 808, and DRAJ 797.

The least popular fighter this week was RUBBER SOUL 812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GUIDING LIGHT 794, HEAT STROKE 578, GAHWYN 800, THE GREEN 801, RATHALOS 
809, POLITE CAT 805, KLASH 789, ONE PIECE 787, NOTHINGBURGER 700, and SIMBA 734.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SIX FLAGS (83-469) SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
MANGO CHUTNEY (83-579) THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)