DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/24/2022 Duedate: 06/20/2022
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-195
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BURGER KING
THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
(83-559) [30-18-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOSHI ARITO MARIAH
KAME HOUSE (61) SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-697) [17-3-0,148] (83-327) [5-4-1,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TOSHI ARITO MARIAH
KAME HOUSE (61) SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-697) [17-3-0,148] (83-327) [5-4-1,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CLASSICS (83)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HOUSE OF FUR (62) 53
2. KAME HOUSE (61) 51 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 45 Unchartered Team
4. EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 30
5. NFL NETWORK (63) 25 CLASSICS (83)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CLASSICS (83) 13 1 0 92.9 1/ 3*CLASSICS (83) 13 1 0
2/ 0 BAD SIGNS (24) 379 241 32 61.1 2/ 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 11 4 0
3/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 134 86 6 60.9 3/ 2 NFL NETWORK (63) 9 5 1
4/ 3 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 141 105 5 57.3 4/ 8 KAME HOUSE (61) 8 7 0
5/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61) 132 102 8 56.4 5/ 4 THE DRAGONS (65) 8 7 0
6/ 6 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 129 115 6 52.9 6/ 7*SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 7 8 1
7/ 7 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 95 85 3 52.8 7/10 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 6 4 0
8/ 8 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 83 78 2 51.6 8/ 5 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 6 9 0
9/ 9 NFL NETWORK (63) 123 118 8 51.0 9/ 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 6 9 0
10-10 RHYMES WITH ASH (80) 27 26 0 50.9 10- 6 RHYMES WITH ASH (80) 5 5 0
11/ 0 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 47 47 5 50.0 11/12 SORCERER KINGS (66) 4 11 0
12/11 SORCERER KINGS (66) 116 129 10 47.3 12/ 0 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 3 2 0
13/12*SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 20 24 4 45.5 13/11 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 3 9 0
14-13*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 2 3 2 40.0 14-13*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 2 3 2
15-14 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 29 50 3 36.7 15-14 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 2 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16/15 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57) 89 196 6 31.2 16/ 0 BAD SIGNS (24) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
THE 300
They slowly trudged along the finely-kempt and well-swept dirt road on their way to
the normally quiet and unassuming town of SEAM. 300 of them in all, methodically
making their way into town amid the gazes of their curious onlookers. Seam was a
smallish town, full of ordinary folk who enjoyed an ordinary life; it was indeed not
the type of town that one would expect to be one of the very few towns chosen to host
the Games of the Arena. Some years back the town council was presented with the
opportunity to once again be host to the games, but they did not want to make the same
mistake twice. In short: the beauty and simplicity of the town was all but ruined by
the dark magics that seemingly without fail came to every host town the first time
that SEAM attempted to be a host so many years back.
The town council could not deny that the arena games brought a certain level of
prosperity to any town that agreed to become a host. But unfortunately, this
prosperity had a very strong dark side. It also brought with it thieves, thugs, and
miscreants of every type. Hustlers, gamblers, drunkards, and whores. Hit-men and wise
guys. Taverns open 'til all hours of the night... open practically on every corner.
However, the quiet and unassuming little town of SEAM has managed to escape the dark
faction that seemed to accompany most every arena town this second time around. Their
answer to this problem was very simple: no magic of any kind was allowed in the city
limits. Furthermore, in order to guarantee that the town's arena fighters stay
completely and totally uncorrupted by the allure of magic, all of them were required
to remain in the town until when and if they were lucky enough to advance to the games
at the Isle.
The town was extraordinary in how ordinary it actually was, and this was one thing
that alfredo Frothingslosh himself loved so much about this lazy little town that he
now called home. alfredo was not a rich man, but he did have a very strong standing
with the spy commission and the other managers of the games... a standing that far
surpassed his actual wealth, and he kept this standing by always being ready for any
new opportunity that might come along. And in the case of having no such opportunity
presenting itself for a long time, such as is the case now, alfredo also possessed a
certain talent to create such an opportunity for himself.
When alfredo first went to the town council with his notion of sponsoring a contest,
he was categorically turned down. But he realized that it was not the contest itself
that the town council feared: it was the *prize*. Prizes generally meant magic. Magic
almost always was accompanied by a hidden cost that the council did not have the
desire or the willingness to pay. But one thing that alfredo was famous for was the
ability to make the most of his young warriors without the need of relying on magic.
And this special "knack" that he had helped him not only to think of a prize that the
council might begrudgingly accept, but further, actually showcased, emphasized, and
*celebrated* the ability to compete in the Games without resorting to magic.
What really sealed the deal was alfredo offering to round up the 300 recruits needed
for the contest all on his own. At that point the council could hardly argue further.
And that, my friends, brings us around full circle... back to the beginning of this
little story: back to the 300 ordinary folk that I described shuffling past you into
town.
They were men and women, young and not so young; they tended to be on the thin side
(perhaps a little undernourished); most looked to be in dire need of a bath, but more
than anything, these recruits were totally and completely ordinary. But that should
change, and in a little more than a year from now... change it will. It is most
definitely not clear now, but through hard work, training, and perhaps a bit of talent
that they were not yet aware of, six of these ordinary recruits will rise and prove
that indeed the once ordinary can become extraordinary. Six of these ordinary recruits
will rise, proving themselves to be the "Cream of the Slosh."
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The Frothingslosh Syndicate is proud to announce 99 Bottles of Beer III!!! (+ 100):
Sponsored by ALFREDOVISION(TM): for a Better Tomorrow, and a Better Today.
The contest will be in honor and celebration of turn 199 of SEAM DM 20.
Your objective is simple: be the first team to accumulate 199 Bottles of Beer!
The first part of the contest will be a 15 turn "warm-up" starting on turn 184, due
7/4/22, but you are encouraged to start your team as early as possible. During this
casual "meet and greet" stage, all teams will earn one bottle per turn simply by
fielding a full team of 5 warriors and writing at least one personal ad. BTW guys, for
the sake of simplicity, your Host and Cruise director asks that you PLEASE do not sign
your ad expecting me to know who you are. If you are not 100% certain, then please
state very clearly EVERY TURN what team you are associated with so i do not have to go
through past newsletters to try to figure out who you are. Also do not forget to write
a personal ad for the turn 184 newsletter! Simply stating who you are would be great.
Something like, "Hi Seam. I'm John, the manager of John's team" is certainly
sufficient.
The real fireworks will start on turn 199, due on 1/30/23. That is when the teams will
start to earn Bottles for Arena Performance, which will be earned/awarded as follows:
* Bottles awarded for being active and writing a personal ad are discontinued.
* 5 Bottles for each invite to ADM, AWARDED UPON THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF INVITE IN THE
NEWSLETTER with the opportunity to earn 1 extra bottle ON THE FOLLOWING TURN for
achieving a kill in the Dark Arena on their last fight. Note that this Bottle is a
"bonus;" you will also earn a Bottle for the win; bottles awarded for wins are
outlined below.
* 3 Bottles for each turn as Duelmaster, with the opportunity to earn 1 extra bottle
for writing a Duelmaster's column COLLECTED ON THE FOLLOWING TURN when the column
is actually published. It does not have to be fancy but has to be "something": 99
words minimum.
* 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 Bottles for Team on the Move and Current Top Team. In the case
of ties, partial bottles will be awarded and will count towards your total.
* 2 Bottles for Chartered Recognition Leader
* 2 Bottles for This Week's Favorite
* 2 Bottles for TOP CAREER HONORS Chartered Team
* 0 Bottles for each turn as Overall Popularity Leader. Additionally, you will pay a
1 BOTTLE PENALTY on the following turn if you fail to post a personal ad
apologizing for your ostentatious behavior! OR...you can choose to brag further
about how astonishingly wonderful you actually are, and are more than worthy of
all the accolades you get from your adoring fans.
* 1 Bottle for a successful Bloodfeud: limit two bottles per incident.
* 2 Bottles for each Stylemaster as listed in the newsletter. In other words, the
rules for being awarded bottles for Stylemaster are the same as they are in the
arena: winning record, adept or above.
* 1 bottle for each win, or two bottles for each kill in the regular arena. Warriors
that manage to return from the Dark Arena earn one bottle for the win only.
If more than one team achieves or surpasses 199 Bottles on the same turn, the team
with the higher total will be the victor. Partial Bottles having been awarded make the
event of a tie at the end much less likely; any fraction of a bottle lead that you may
have *will* count. In the unlikely event that there is an exact tie for any place that
receives a prize, those teams involved will continue playing until a winner can be
decided.
The top three places will win one or more "Cream of the Slosh" replacements:
* 1st Place: 3 CotS replacements
* 2nd Place: 2 CotS replacements
* 3rd Place: 1 CotS replacements
A CotS replacement is 10 standard, ordinary Duelmasters teamsheets that are specially
"marked" and grouped together by the Spy Commision to be used for this single purpose
only. The winning manager then chooses any one out of the 50 warriors on the 10
teamsheets they wish to be their "Cream of the Slosh" replacement; the other 49 are
simply discarded. Note that you are free to use your CotS replacement anytime you have
an opening on your team; in other words, you are not required to Dark Arena nor do you
have to pass on a good naturally occurring replacement.
However, CotS replacements will not be allowed to hide their status: all CotS
replacements will be required to start its name with these three symbols: O^O (capital
O, shift-6 [caret symbol], capital O. This surely will cause them to be a "target" of
challenges, but also will serve as a badge of honor for them to wear proudly. In the
case of winning multiple CotS replacements, you will be required to wait at least 10
ACTIVE turns in between using your CotS replacements; you will only receive one CotS
packet at a time. Just send a note in to the Spy Commission with your 10th turn's
orders to receive your new CotS packet with your turn's results.
Note that 6 CotS replacements being won in total is the guaranteed minimum. I have
been informed that if the contest has an unusually large turnout, the Spy Commission
MAY choose to spice up the prize pool with additional CotS replacements. Understand
there are no guarantees (other than them 6 as listed), and these Spies were rather
"vague" and sometimes can be a little sketchy. But, for what it's worth, I figured I
should pass the information on just in case it does actually have merit.
But that's not all! For those of you that wish to spice up the contest even further,
we are featuring an additional and completely voluntary "Contest Within a Contest" for
which there will be a one time fee of 6 RSI Gift Certificates to enter. The prize pool
for the CWAC will be one "6-pack" of Duelmasters Gift Certificates (no cash value;
each may be redeemed for one Duelmasters teamsheet) for every manager who chooses to
participate. The prize pool will divided up among the winning players as follows:
* 1st place: 1/2 of all the teamsheets
* 2nd place: 1/3 of all the teamsheets
* 3rd place: 1/6 of all the teamsheets
I just want to clarify that managers competing for the CWAC teamsheets are only
competing against each other. So, for example, if you place second in the main contest
but the main contest winner did not choose to participate in the CWAC, you will then
be the first place winner of the CWAC (and receive half of all the sheets in the prize
pool). Additionally, if the CWAC proves to be very popular and gets many entries, I
may pay out more places. Any such decisions will be discussed and finalized prior to
turn 199.
I will do my best to write a Contest Update every turn which will obviously be based
on the totals from the previous turn. I also plan to start an email list that you may
join if you wish. I will send out the updated contest standings to this list...likely
very soon after the newsletter is posted; I will actually be so bold to suggest that I
might get your contest update prior to getting your mail! So everyone can have up-to-
date standings, but also gives you the chance to point out any errors I might have
made prior to sending in the official update to be printed in the newsletter.
Other Rules:
* Once the first team equals or surpasses the required 199 Bottles total, THE
CONTEST IS OVER unless there are any ties to work out, and in that case the
contest will continue to the following turn ONLY for those teams involved. Your
official contest ranking will be based on whatever position you are holding at the
time that the first team(s) surpasses 199 bottles, even in the unlikely event of a
tie for first place and the winner has not yet been determined.
* NO AVOIDS: This will be STRICTLY ENFORCED starting on Turn 199. Any team caught
avoiding will be REMOVED from the contest and their entry fee (if any) WILL NOT be
refunded! And trust me, with the number of nosy spy reporters out there, YOU WILL
get caught.
* Cheating of any kind will not be tolerated and will be grounds for
disqualification. Coordinating challenges is allowed; non-aggression pacts are
allowed. "Taking a dive" (ie: throwing fights) is definitely NOT allowed. Any
allegations of cheating will be investigated seriously; any decision made by the
spy commission regarding said allegations will be final. Ladies and gentlemen:
let's keep this clean, okay? None of us are kids anymore!
* Seam is a "non-tourney" arena, and as such you are required to field a full team
of 5 warriors every turn! Any warrior that has 1 FE or more missing the turn will
incur a 3-Bottle penalty for their team. You are highly encouraged to put your
entire team on maintenance, to guard against any mistakes. If you have a warrior
"accidentally' sit out the turn, you will "accidentally" incur a 3-bottle penalty
;>. Any rookie warrior missing a turn will only incur a 1-Bottle penalty for
their team. I am aware that those poor noobs often get lost temporarily.
* There will be no penalty for your *entire team* missing a turn. It is certainly
not recommended, however!
* No tournament experience or "enhanced" warriors will be allowed.
* If you wish to participate in the optional "contest within a contest," you must
announce your intention to participate prior to turn 190 being processed (due
9/26). The one-time entry fee of 6 RSI Gift Certificates will be charged to your
account at that time.
YOU are invited; you are encouraged to start early if you like! The Frothingslosh
Syndicate invites you to Bottle! Er...ah...battle!
SPY REPORT
Is there a greater time than arena day in Alastari? I submit there is NOT! It is the
best of times and it is the BEST of times! I cannot think of anywhere that I would
rather be on any day of the week than in the arena, especially in this arena. I love
Telorinthe, if you could not tell. We have lots of action to cover today, and the
boss only gives me a little bit of time to get it all done, so let's get to it, shall
we?
Burger King, Burger King, Burger King! I just like saying it. It was a case of
Duelmaster vs. immortal today. Sister vs. sister for the throne of Telorinthe! You
cannot plan this stuff any better than we had it today. Nemesis's warrior, Burger
King, our Duelmaster entering this turn, posted a challenge to the Lord Protector
Death Bringer, who is managed by Dragon Master. It was a gutsy challenge since Death
Bringer was now immortal and now privy to the Commission's advanced training
techniques and information. It did not seem to matter to Burger King. He beat Death
Bringer in 13 minutes (it was a long one during the hottest part of the day), and
retains the title. There was NO invitation to the Isle, so a title defense will be in
order again next cycle.
Conjure Up the Sun's greatest feat was conjuring up the most avoids for today's game.
They did manage a 4-1, so that is worth mentioning. They were mostly avoided by The
Dragons. Classic's own, Voodoo, was the most challenged warrior today. Polite Cat
from House of Fur challenged up one recognition to battle Voodoo. PC figured out the
voodoo that Voodoo did so well, and was able to beat him in a 1-minute fight. There
were not many deaths this turn, but the one that caught my attention was the death of
Robert Saleh at the hands of Dupre. It was Robert's challenge, so I'm sure there will
be lots of discussions about strategy and challenge protocols at NFL Network's guild
house later this evening.
For the big finish, I have two orders of business. First, I want to welcome Dark
Oracle and Agent R back to the arena. Their departure was a scheduled one, but it is
always nice to have them here with us in Telorinthe (and Channel Master just shouted
in Chimlevtal as well). Agent R fared better with a 3-2 showing over Dark Oracle's 1-4
in the return. The second order is congratulating Toshi Arito on becoming our newest
Lord Protector. He is a mulltiple-time arena Champion with an outstanding record, who
will no doubt be inducted into our Telorinthe Hall of Fame!
I'm getting the cut sign, so I guess I better get going. I love talking about
Telorinthe and could tell you so much more, but my boss has his limits. Come back
next turn and see if BK can continue holding the throne. Toshi is gone, but if my
records are correct, we have a few others that are getting close to gaining the
Commission's attention. You won't want to miss any of it, so come back and see it for
yourself!
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURGER KING 559 30 18 0 127 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOSHI ARITO 697 17 3 0 148 KAME HOUSE (61)
HALFTIME SHOW 632 16 10 1 117 NFL NETWORK (63)
HEAT WAVE 515 20 16 0 114 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
BORYS 554 28 21 1 106 SORCERER KINGS (66)
TOKUGAWA 701 13 6 0 105 KAME HOUSE (61)
UMPIRE PALPATINE 629 9 10 1 103 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
ICE MAN 468 22 31 2 99 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
0-2 COUNT 603 15 7 0 96 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512 17 19 3 87 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
PERIL 775 10 2 0 87 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
F-3PO 630 9 10 1 87 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
CHARMING KITTEN 601 17 16 0 84 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-REESE'S PB 438 13 44 1 84 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
ZOMBIE GALILEO 717 10 3 0 84 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
WINDSHEAR 781 9 2 1 78 THE DRAGONS (65)
BIBIDEE 623 18 10 2 73 SORCERER KINGS (66)
ONE KURATO 741 8 7 1 73 KAME HOUSE (61)
AT-AT AT BAT 713 7 2 0 71 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
EMBER 634 18 8 0 70 THE DRAGONS (65)
RIDE OR DIE 635 17 9 0 69 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RBI-WAN KENOBI 628 10 9 1 66 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
BLOOD LUST 784 8 2 1 66 THE DRAGONS (65)
PHYSICALITY 599 15 18 1 64 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
BIG BIRD 780 8 3 0 62 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
TIMON 735 11 4 0 61 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RILEY MCCARRON 773 7 5 0 55 NFL NETWORK (63)
MARIAH 327 5 4 1 54 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
-STOPPA SQUEAL 764 11 4 0 52 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
MOM'S MAD 698 6 5 0 51 BAD SIGNS (24)
HEAT STROKE 578 12 12 0 48 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
-SMASH 748 7 4 0 48 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
SIMBA 734 7 8 2 46 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
DOOMSCROLL 749 6 8 0 45 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
TYRANN MATHIEU 783 7 3 0 44 NFL NETWORK (63)
SHAMINO 329 5 4 0 44 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SACHA 772 7 5 1 42 SORCERER KINGS (66)
TACO SUPREME 687 7 14 0 38 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
D&D 3.5 721 7 9 1 34 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
-BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763 6 8 2 34 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IOLO 330 3 6 0 33 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
NOTHINGBURGER 700 6 13 0 31 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
JABBA THE BUNT 722 4 4 1 30 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
-GASH 747 8 3 0 29 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
KID A 814 3 0 0 28 CLASSICS (83)
-TACO SMELL 759 5 7 0 27 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
COW KING 790 5 3 0 26 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-SASH 777 4 5 0 26 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
-FLASH 745 4 7 0 25 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
DUPRE 328 5 4 2 24 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
BACK TO BLACK 813 3 0 0 24 CLASSICS (83)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 6 5 0 23 BAD SIGNS (24)
6AM ALARM 706 6 4 0 22 BAD SIGNS (24)
REVOLVER 810 3 0 0 22 CLASSICS (83)
POLITE CAT 805 2 2 0 21 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-BOOGER DINK 757 5 4 0 19 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
ONE PIECE 787 5 4 0 19 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-KLASH 789 2 4 0 19 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
-LADY OF GREEN 803 1 0 1 19 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
KAMIGAWA 808 2 2 0 17 KAME HOUSE (61)
RUBBER SOUL 812 2 0 0 13 CLASSICS (83)
DRAJ 797 2 4 0 12 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-JOYMEND 802 1 0 1 11 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
TOYOTOMI 822 1 0 0 11 KAME HOUSE (61)
GUIDING LIGHT 794 2 3 0 9 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
VOODOO 811 2 1 0 8 CLASSICS (83)
EXTRA HOMEWORK 754 1 4 0 7 BAD SIGNS (24)
FRED SMOOT 817 1 1 1 5 NFL NETWORK (63)
GIBBERS 820 1 1 0 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-POOPIE 791 0 4 0 4 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
ICEWING 821 0 2 0 2 THE DRAGONS (65)
WAR WITCH 818 0 2 0 2 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
-SAGEHERD 804 0 1 0 1 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-THE GREEN 801 0 1 0 1 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-GAHWYN 800 0 1 0 1 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROBERT SALCH 796 3 4 0 NFL NETWORK 63 DUPRE 328 195
OBA 720 7 9 1 SORCERER KINGS 66 SHEWISH GIANT 195 NONE
SYNAPSE 786 2 2 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 LADY OF GREEN 803 193
REMMINGTON STEELE 739 2 6 0 THAT 80'S TEAM 79 D&D 3.5 721 191 NOT REVENGED
RATHALOS 809 0 1 0 THE DRAGONS 65 JOYMEND 802 193
OBI DOBI 816 0 2 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 FRED SMOOT 817 194 JUST REVENGED
STINK 823 0 1 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 HIGH ELF 195 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Bashur -- You look like you fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way
down. -- Weirdo
Flannel Master -- Your dad is so stupid, he puts lipstick on his forehead to make up
his mind. -- Bashur
Queen Bad Crayon Art -- Your dad is so ugly, his portraits hang themselves. -- General
Bashur
Puppy Petter -- Your dad is so poor, the ducks throw bread at him. -- G. Bashur
Plague -- Your dad is so dumb, he called me to ask for my phone number. -- Bashur
Chit Chaff -- I think of you sometimes I take out the trash -- General Bashur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OBA was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
STINK was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ONE PIECE overcame FRED SMOOT in a 5 minute Bloodfeud match.
BURGER KING luckily beat DEATH BRINGER in a 13 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
HALFTIME SHOW overpowered ICE MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TOSHI ARITO vanquished BORYS in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
TOKUGAWA handily defeated CHARMING KITTEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ZOMBIE GALILEO vanquished BIG BIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PERIL viciously subdued EMBER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SIMBA savagely defeated D&D 3.5 in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TIMON luckily beat MARIAH in a exciting 7 minute brutal Challenge fight.
HEAT STROKE outwaited TACO SUPREME in a 8 minute master's Challenge conflict.
RILEY MCCARRON was bested by RIDE OR DIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
COW KING was overcome by SHAMINO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ROBERT SALCH was dispatched by DUPRE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
GUIDING LIGHT was devastated by KAMIGAWA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ICEWING was overpowered by BACK TO BLACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POLITE CAT bested VOODOO in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
WINDSHEAR was overpowered by UMPIRE PALPATINE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
0-2 COUNT was savagely defeated by HEAT WAVE in a 4 minute master's conflict.
ONE KURATO was defeated by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 1 minute duel.
VAMPIRE ON FIRE demolished RBI-WAN KENOBI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
F-3PO won victory over BIBIDEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
AT-AT AT BAT savagely defeated PHYSICALITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MOM'S MAD was overpowered by BLOOD LUST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NOTHINGBURGER was overpowered by TYRANN MATHIEU in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOOMSCROLL won victory over JABBA THE BUNT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SACHA overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
14 DAY QUARANTINE was overpowered by IOLO in a 3 minute brutal uneven competition.
DRAJ was outlasted by 6AM ALARM in a action packed 10 minute fight.
REVOLVER overcame EXTRA HOMEWORK in a 3 minute novice's fight.
RUBBER SOUL subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a tiresome 6 minute novice's fight.
KID A overpowered GIBBERS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WAR WITCH was demolished by TOYOTOMI in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 13 AIMED BLOW 55 - 34 - 2 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 13 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 42 - 2 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 32 - 4 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 33 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 TOTAL PARRY 58 - 57 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 55 - 1 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 32 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 15 - 0 17 |
Turn 195 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BURGER KING 559 30 18 0 127 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
AIMED BLOW TOSHI ARITO 697 17 3 0 148 KAME HOUSE (61)
BASHING ATTACK HALFTIME SHOW 632 16 10 1 117 NFL NETWORK (63)
SLASHING ATTACK HEAT WAVE 515 20 16 0 114 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
STRIKING ATTACK TOKUGAWA 701 13 6 0 105 KAME HOUSE (61)
LUNGING ATTACK MOM'S MAD 698 6 5 0 51 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-LUNGE TYRANN MATHIEU 783 7 3 0 44 NFL NETWORK (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TOSHI ARITO 697. The most popular warrior this turn
was MARIAH 327. The ten other most popular fighters were HEAT WAVE 515, BIBIDEE 623,
DRAJ 797, PERIL 775, TOSHI ARITO 697, RILEY MCCARRON 773, FRED SMOOT 817, SIMBA 734,
TIMON 735, and AT-AT AT BAT 713.
The least popular fighter this week was RUBBER SOUL 812. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEAT STROKE 578, 6AM ALARM 706, BURGER KING 559, ONE PIECE 787, WAR
WITCH 818, NOTHINGBURGER 700, MOM'S MAD 698, PHYSICALITY 599, RBI-WAN KENOBI 628, and
ICEWING 821.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
TOSHI ARITO (83-697) KAME HOUSE (61)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DEATH BRINGER (83-618) THE DRAGONS (65)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.!
(well actually, Alexandria, Virginia)
We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Washington, D.C., July 22-24, 2022. It
will be held at the Embassy Suites Alexandria Old Town near the Potomac River in
Alexandria, Virginia (703-684-5900). The hotel looks very nice and we're excited to
be in the downtown area with so many restaurants and other goodies nearby. Room rates
are $169.00 for singles and doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast,
complimentary manager's reception, and free high speed internet. Underground parking
is $15/night. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--
the code is "Duelmasters."
The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: https://book.passkey.com/event/50341474/owner/1731/home
Or call to reserve at 800-362-2779 and use group code DUE.
Please note that rooms are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make your
reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let us
know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation.
The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June. We are very looking
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!
P.S. The dates are set for the next winter FTF: January 13-15, 2023, in Tempe.
Here are the Stylemasters from Mail-in 75. Congratulations to all!
STYLEMASTERS
DM 200 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK NO QUAM HERE 12-3729 1 4 0 657 EASTERN HORDE (28)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681 1 4 0 917 DANGEROUS PUPPETS (15)
STRIKING ATTACK RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 2 3 0 611 SHEWISH BUFFET (69)
PARRY-STRIKE CARTMAN 7-4034 2 3 0 943 WASTELAND II (17)
WALL OF STEEL TOM COLLINS 10-4083 3 3 0 111 THIRSTY THUGS (23)
TOTAL PARRY BOSOMY GOLDMINE 1-8537 3 3 0 720 SUPER STARS R US (3)
PARRY-LUNGE SKIDMARK BUG 2-5711 4 3 0 773 042909A (4)
SLASHING ATTACK LEGACY 18-5620 4 3 0 875 THUNDR + LITENING (29)
LUNGING ATTACK TARAD 18-181 5 3 0 145 THUNDR + LITENING (29)
AIMED BLOW LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82-55739 17 1 0 118 13 YRS & COUNTING (83)
DM 201 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK THE MAN 3-6077 1 4 0 401 FAMOUS HITTERS (5)
STRIKING ATTACK MICRO-RAT 19-1173 2 3 0 421 RAT PAK (36)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CYCLOTRON PAJAMAS 84-27697 4 3 0 601 011312F (82)
PARRY-LUNGE ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 5 3 0 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (4)
PARRY-STRIKE CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130 5 3 0 800 THE FIRST REVENGER (28)
TOTAL PARRY THAT GUY 97-2120 6 3 0 677 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (91)
LUNGING ATTACK MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 8 3 0 403 THE FUN BUNCH (26)
SLASHING ATTACK SHOTGUN GANDHI 11-6760 9 3 0 694 ARMED & GREGARIOUS (21)
WALL OF STEEL EARL OF LEMONGRAB 40-4564 10 3 0 495 ADVENTURE TIME 2 (48)
AIMED BLOW NEVER FOREVER 18-9308 15 1 0 554 STREET PIZZA (34)
DM 202 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-RIPOSTE GZA 84-27225 3 3 0 426 ENTER THE WU (49)
SLASHING ATTACK LARRY 18-10754 4 3 0 249 STREET PIZZA (29)
STRIKING ATTACK YING 82-53792 4 3 0 331 ERATTA1 (43)
WALL OF STEEL CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 6 3 0 713 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (9)
PARRY-STRIKE JASON VOORHEES 97-4408 7 3 0 506 DERANGED 21 (75)
BASHING ATTACK BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 8 3 0 383 DUELING TIGERS (16)
LUNGING ATTACK ACCURSED COMMUNION 82-1042 8 3 0 469 SILENT KINGS (26)
AIMED BLOW HEISENBERG 4-6853 10 3 0 319 PEARL JAM (11)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 18-9239 11 3 0 770 SHEPHERDS (66)
TOTAL PARRY ONE-TRICK PONY 82-47819 12 2 0 600 BAG OF TRICKS (38)
DM 203 STYLEMASTERS
STRIKING ATTACK BROKEN WING 84-32944 2 3 0 401 LOVE MINUS ZERO (64)
PARRY-STRIKE AWAY DEFEATER 85-12067 3 3 0 254 JAN 16O (88)
BASHING ATTACK SUNGLASSES 73-3223 5 3 0 402 FOUND IN THE SAND (23)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOMECOMING QUEEN 84-34481 7 3 0 504 DM:EPISODE 2 (66)
SLASHING ATTACK HIGHER GROUND 84-26799 8 3 0 475 MOTHER'S MILK (51)
PARRY-LUNGE Q-TIP 24-5090 10 3 0 419 TRIBE (83)
TOTAL PARRY IRONBELLY 69-7270 10 3 0 509 RIDDLE OF STEELE (7)
WALL OF STEEL BLACK GUARD 39-3667 12 3 0 295 DARQUE ANGELS (52)
LUNGING ATTACK JACQ LANTERN 84-25484 13 3 0 412 HALLOWEENIE VI (49)
AIMED BLOW BILL MURRAY 84-36772 15 1 0 612 ZOMBIE LAND (72)
DM 204 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAXIMILLIAN 95-1195 0 2 0 28 KILLER MACHINES F2 (119)
PARRY-STRIKE MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 2 3 0 285 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (110)
WALL OF STEEL SINCLAIR 59-3099 4 3 0 161 NEXUS 5 (14)
PARRY-LUNGE NESTORIUS 98-6356 4 3 0 177 DARQUE HERESY (123)
SLASHING ATTACK SKYWARP 47-8063 5 3 0 238 DARQUE FORCES (6)
AIMED BLOW BARBAROSSA 81-2098 6 3 0 369 DARQUE AGES (46)
LUNGING ATTACK MOUNTAIN ROLL 43-4797 8 3 0 223 SHEWISH BANQUET (69)
STRIKING ATTACK SOME DONKUS 84-43779 8 3 0 269 DEAD WORLD (74)
TOTAL PARRY STEAMING EARL 82-24992 12 3 0 525 SAUNA TIME (54)
BASHING ATTACK BIG BIKER 62-4975 15 2 0 289 STRIKER FORCE (20)
DM 205 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK CONSTRUCTION ZONE 72-6867 0 2 0 178 BASH BROS FREEWAY (72)
PARRY-LUNGE ROCKET POWER 84-51330 5 3 0 148 ONLY THAT REAL! (42)
STRIKING ATTACK INFERNAL SNIT 84-44010 7 3 0 180 APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (18)
PARRY-STRIKE GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794 9 3 0 102 NEXT GENERATION (143)
WALL OF STEEL HERSCHEL F. BRILES 82-5533 9 3 0 142 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (107)
AIMED BLOW PILLAR OF SALT 43-5191 11 3 0 112 COLLEGE RADIO (49)
SLASHING ATTACK DOUBLE DOWN 84-57437 11 3 1 101 XCOM BETA (60)
TOTAL PARRY NEEDY MOOSE 85-27944 14 3 0 175 HALLOWEEN TIME 66 (150)
LUNGING ATTACK LIMPER 85-9275 15 3 1 187 HOUSE OF CARDS (86)
PARRY-RIPOSTE COLD HEARTED MAN 82-40289 16 2 0 192 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (244)
DM 206 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-RIPOSTE GROUCHO 18-11095 1 3 0 62 STREET PIZZA (15)
BASHING ATTACK AGONIC LINE 85-50777 2 3 0 53 E IS FOR ELECTRIC (66)
TOTAL PARRY POLICE KNOCK 29-6390 2 3 0 65 TEA@TEMPE20.2 (25)
WALL OF STEEL DEMONIC FURY 75-3929 5 3 0 70 CRITICALS (47)
PARRY-STRIKE PING! 85-41240 5 3 0 70 LADY DEVILS (46)
SLASHING ATTACK FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982 5 3 0 70 SATAN'S SWARM (67)
PARRY-LUNGE VEACH 85-44224 5 3 0 70 THE PURGE 94 (52)
STRIKING ATTACK ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 47-9816 9 3 0 66 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (100)
AIMED BLOW OFORI 85-36101 9 3 1 79 NYF FC 18 (34)
LUNGING ATTACK ELIE 85-41913 14 2 0 88 THIRSTY THUGS 190E (48)
DM 207 STYLEMASTERS
BASHING ATTACK THOMAS 21-9592 2 3 0 41 MADNESS (104)
PARRY-LUNGE DENEB 52-4607 2 3 0 45 CYGNUS (72)
WALL OF STEEL TSARMINA GREENEYES 2-6484 4 3 1 50 MOSSFLOWER WOODS (153)
PARRY-STRIKE CARVED HEART 78-3429 5 3 0 50 HOWLIN CASE (5)
TOTAL PARRY LUA 85-28485 5 3 0 50 OBSCURE (59)
AIMED BLOW EVIL MASCHA 74-4753 5 3 0 50 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (86)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ANAIS 74-4780 7 3 1 55 A.W. OF GUMBALL (163)
LUNGING ATTACK HELISON 82-38320 11 3 0 62 SPACE WOLVES (21)
SLASHING ATTACK BIANCA ON THE BOOM 86-1048 13 3 0 66 MY FIRST STEP (154)
STRIKING ATTACK RUBY 36-8333 14 2 0 68 TREASURE (56)
DM 208 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-LUNGE WAIT, WHAT? 24-5501 4 3 0 29 YUPPIE TRANSLATE (176)
BASHING ATTACK ROOK 15-5996 5 3 0 30 CHESS TALK (31)
WALL OF STEEL ROSIE 74-4841 5 3 0 30 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (10)
SLASHING ATTACK XOLV 3-8180 7 3 0 34 ARGENTUIM AURORA (148)
TOTAL PARRY CHARMIN CHAIRMAN 86-7236 8 3 0 37 HOWLIN CHUMS (86)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BAD MOON RISING 86-16673 8 3 1 38 STEELE RISING 230 (167)
AIMED BLOW ALDERAMIN 56-5005 9 3 0 38 CEPHEUS (85)
LUNGING ATTACK RIZZA 78-3464 10 3 0 41 BAD BLOOD II (14)
PARRY-STRIKE NO MONEY DOWN 86-16689 10 3 0 41 HOWLIN FREEBIES (171)
STRIKING ATTACK TONGUE & GROOVE 33-10187 15 2 2 53 MY BRO MY KEEPER (59)
DM 209 STYLEMASTERS
PARRY-LUNGE RANEFER RAY 17-8236 5 3 0 18 PHARAOH GANG (174)
WALL OF STEEL U BETCHA 86-14006 8 3 0 27 PR BRONCS 24 (122)
SLASHING ATTACK ROBERT PAULSON 1185 86-113 8 3 1 28 PROJECT MAYHEM 494 (94)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ROUR ROSES 86-16849 9 3 0 30 2155 BOURBON ST (177)
TOTAL PARRY TEMPEST 86-18400 10 3 0 33 STEELE RISING 285 (239)
PARRY-STRIKE EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 10 3 0 33 THE JERKS (21)
BASHING ATTACK ALSEPHINA 74-4838 10 3 0 33 VELA (264)
AIMED BLOW FE FI FO FUM 86-16011 15 3 1 49 PR BRONCS 33 (156)
LUNGING ATTACK RUT HUT 86-18574 16 3 0 51 DEN'S DATES (243)
STRIKING ATTACK KIRAMAN 22-7725 17 2 0 53 WRATHMEN 22-6 (53)
DM 210 STYLEMASTERS
STRIKING ATTACK RAGNAROK 32-7456 7 3 0 24 ANGELS OF PAIN (275)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY 72-10830 7 3 0 24 BASH BROS DVD (485)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SEATTLE STRANGLER 86-18563 7 3 1 25 METRO MKT MURDERS (85)
PARRY-LUNGE TERRIBLE DRUID 86-20918 8 3 0 27 LOSES NO HOUR (250)
PARRY-STRIKE ONION KNIGHT 85-38286 8 3 1 28 ALIAS 26 (176)
SLASHING ATTACK PUNK ROCKER 86-22583 9 3 1 31 THE 70'S (462)
LUNGING ATTACK HAXAN 1-9962 10 3 0 33 EXORCISE THIS (6)
WALL OF STEEL N-95 86-20547 10 3 0 33 PANDEMIC 24 (201)
TOTAL PARRY ORDEAL 86-21440 14 3 0 45 SATAN'S VISIONS (314)
AIMED BLOW CONTAGION 86-21373 17 2 0 53 SATAN'S DEFECT (308)