DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/21/2022    Duedate: 07/18/2022

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-196

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BURGER KING
THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
(83-559) [31-18-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BURGER KING                    BACK TO BLACK
THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)        CLASSICS (83)
(83-559) [31-18-0,129]         (83-813) [4-0-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HEAT WAVE                      VAMPIRE ON FIRE
CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)        CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
(83-515) [20-17-0,98]          (83-512) [17-20-3,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CLASSICS (83)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)         57
2. NFL NETWORK (63)            53      THE DRAGONS (65)
3. THE DRAGONS (65)            43      Unchartered Team
4. MEAL TEAM 6 (81)            31
5. SORCERER KINGS (66)         30      CLASSICS (83)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CLASSICS (83)             16   3  0 84.2   1/ 1*CLASSICS (83)            11  3 0
 2/ 3 THE DRAGONS (65)         137  88  6 60.9   2/ 2 HOUSE OF FUR (62)        11  4 1
 3/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24)           380 245 32 60.8   3/ 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)       9  6 1
 4/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  145 106  5 57.8   4/ 3 NFL NETWORK (63)          8  7 1
 5/ 5 KAME HOUSE (61)          133 106  8 55.6   5/ 8 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   8  7 0
 6/ 6 HOUSE OF FUR (62)        132 117  7 53.0   6/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61)           7  8 0
 7/ 7 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   97  88  3 52.4   7/ 5 THE DRAGONS (65)          7  8 0
 8/ 8 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)       87  79  3 52.4   8/ 7 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   6  4 0
 9/ 9 NFL NETWORK (63)         126 120  8 51.2   9/ 6 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  6  9 1
10-10 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)      27  26  0 50.9  10/12 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)   5  5 1
11/11 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)   49  50  6 49.5  11/15 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)          4  6 1
12/12 SORCERER KINGS (66)      119 131 10 47.6  12/11 SORCERER KINGS (66)       4 11 0
13/13 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  21  28  4 42.9  13-10 RHYMES WITH ASH (80)      3  2 0
14/15 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)          31  53  4 36.9  14-13 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     2  5 0
15-16 SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)     89 196  6 31.2  15/16 BAD SIGNS (24)            2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TELORINTHE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  RIFF-RAFF CREW turned their 4-1-1 
turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch THE FEROCIOUS FIVE's heads swell from 
their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see EMBER win a fight and gain 27 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, EMBER beat TOSHI ARITO and TOSHI ARITO lost 64 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  BURGER KING Bloodfeuded FRED SMOOT for TELORINTHE's Title this turn, and 
guess what happened?  And if variety is the spice of life, TELORINTHE may be getting 
bland, as BURGER KING stays top dog in the city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've 
tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From TELORINTHE's 
trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  CONJURE UP THE SUN, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  
It was THE FEROCIOUS FIVE.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, WINDSHEAR 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Looks 
like time for laurels or hemlock, TIMON was challenged by BLINKY ME EYEPOKE, who was 
ranked 27 points below him.  Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I heard that 
before?) won this match and gained 28 points to boot!  Ha ha ha, TIMON.  I guess I 
can give a little credit to BLOOD LUST of THE DRAGONS for challenging up by 21 to 
PERIL.  BLOOD LUST was slain to get 63 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for TELORINTHE's 
morgue.  More variety.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, ONE 
KURATO of KAME HOUSE has added the final loss to its 8-7-1.  Tee hee!  Let's see, 
8-3-1.  Pretty good record for a living warrior.  A sad one though, for a dead one.  
Such is the case for BLOOD LUST of THE DRAGONS.  Tsk.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  
SIMBA, a glorious 7-8-2 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad HOUSE OF FUR.  And 
what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, IOLO of SUPER BRASH BROTHERS has 
added the final loss to his 3-6-0.  Tee hee!  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it 
only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this 
one.   
     What does the TELORINTHE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURGER KING 559              31  18  0   129       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALFTIME SHOW 632            17  10  1   127       NFL NETWORK (63)
 BORYS 554                    29  21  1   113       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 TOKUGAWA 701                 14   6  0   113       KAME HOUSE (61)
 PERIL 775                    11   2  1   108       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 0-2 COUNT 603                16   7  0   100       BAD SIGNS (24)
-ICE MAN 468                  22  31  2    99       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 HEAT WAVE 515                20  17  0    98       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 EMBER 634                    19   8  0    97       THE DRAGONS (65)
 AT-AT AT BAT 713              8   2  1    93       EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
 UMPIRE PALPATINE 629          9  11  1    92       EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARMING KITTEN 601          18  16  0    90       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512          17  20  3    89       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 RIDE OR DIE 635              18   9  0    86       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 WINDSHEAR 781                10   2  1    86       THE DRAGONS (65)
-REESE'S PB 438               13  44  1    84       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 F-3PO 630                     9  11  1    82       EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
 PHYSICALITY 599              16  18  1    76       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 ZOMBIE GALILEO 717           10   4  0    76       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIBIDEE 623                  18  11  2    73       SORCERER KINGS (66)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOMSCROLL 749                7   8  1    66       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763         7   8  2    62       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 RBI-WAN KENOBI 628           10  10  1    61       EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
 RILEY MCCARRON 773            8   5  0    61       NFL NETWORK (63)
 MARIAH 327                    6   4  1    60       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 TYRANN MATHIEU 783            8   3  0    58       NFL NETWORK (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SACHA 772                     8   5  1    54       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 BIG BIRD 780                  8   4  0    53       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 HEAT STROKE 578              13  12  0    51       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
-SMASH 748                     7   4  0    48       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 MOM'S MAD 698                 6   6  0    48       BAD SIGNS (24)
 STOPPA SQUEAL 764            11   5  0    44       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 TIMON 735                    11   5  0    38       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-TACO SUPREME 687              7  14  0    38       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 JABBA THE BUNT 722            5   4  1    37       EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
-D&D 3.5 721                   7   9  1    34       SCORPIO'S LIKES: (57)
 SHAMINO 329                   5   5  0    34       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOGER DINK 757               6   4  1    33       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 NOTHINGBURGER 700             6  14  0    32       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 BACK TO BLACK 813             4   0  0    32       CLASSICS (83)
 COW KING 790                  6   3  0    31       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 REVOLVER 810                  4   0  0    31       CLASSICS (83)
 POLITE CAT 805                3   2  0    31       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-GASH 747                      8   3  0    29       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 DUPRE 328                     5   5  2    28       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
-SASH 777                      4   5  0    26       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 KID A 814                     3   1  0    26       CLASSICS (83)
-FLASH 745                     4   7  0    25       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 14 DAY QUARANTINE 699         6   6  0    24       BAD SIGNS (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 6AM ALARM 706                 6   5  0    23       BAD SIGNS (24)
 TACO SMELL 759                5   8  0    23       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 FRED SMOOT 817                1   2  1    23       NFL NETWORK (63)
 ONE PIECE 787                 6   4  0    22       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 DRAJ 797                      3   4  0    22       SORCERER KINGS (66)
-KLASH 789                     2   4  0    19       RHYMES WITH ASH (80)
 RUBBER SOUL 812               3   0  0    18       CLASSICS (83)
 GUIDING LIGHT 794             3   3  0    12       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 RAZORCLAW 833                 1   0  0    10       THE DRAGONS (65)
 KAMIGAWA 808                  2   3  0     9       KAME HOUSE (61)
 TOYOTOMI 822                  1   1  0     9       KAME HOUSE (61)
 VOODOO 811                    2   2  0     8       CLASSICS (83)
 GIBBERS 820                   2   1  0     8       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 EXTRA HOMEWORK 754            1   5  0     8       BAD SIGNS (24)
 UG NUT 832                    1   0  0     8       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 POOPIE 791                    0   5  0     5       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 ICEWING 821                   0   3  0     3       THE DRAGONS (65)
 WAR WITCH 818                 0   3  0     3       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 ZEMEON FYR 825                0   1  0     1       SORCERER KINGS (66)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SIMBA 734               7  9 2 HOUSE OF FUR 62      DOOMSCROLL 749        196   
ONE KURATO 741          8  8 1 KAME HOUSE 61        AT-AT AT BAT 713      196   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD 831                0  1 0 NFL NETWORK 63       HIGH ELF              196  NONE
ROBERT SALCH 796        3  4 0 NFL NETWORK 63       DUPRE 328             195   
IOLO 330                3  7 0 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 BOOGER DINK 757       196   
SYNAPSE 786             2  2 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 LADY OF GREEN 803     193   
BLOOD LUST 784          8  3 1 THE DRAGONS 65       PERIL 775             196   
RATHALOS 809            0  1 0 THE DRAGONS 65       JOYMEND 802           193   
OBI DOBI 816            0  2 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 FRED SMOOT 817        194  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

0-2 Count -- Epee to tha FACE!!!  (literally) -- Heat Wave

Telorinthe -- So quiet in here on our return.  Everyone must be too busy figuring out 
there downchallenges and different ways that they can attack the head. -- Dark Oracle, 
mgr of Bad Signs

Windshear -- Maybe you shouldn't use a scimitar to hit people.  You don't seem very 
good at it. -- Umpire Palpatine

Doomscroll -- How did you win when I hit you with a bone-crushing attack to your head. 
-- Jabba The Bunt

Physicaliity -- Yes, I think you made a career error -- At-At At Bat

Bibidee -- So, we meet again! -- F-3PO (and some other members of Empire Strikes Out)

Vampire On Fire -- I can't stop fighting if I haven't even started -- RBI-wan Kenobi

Flannel Master -- Your dad is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," he 
asked for fries and a shake. -- General Bashur

Queen Bad Crayon Art -- Your dad is so stupid, he got hit by a parked car. -- Bashur

Puppy Petter -- Your dad is so ugly, he made a blind kid cry. -- G. Bashur

Plague -- Your dad is so depressing, blues singers come to visit him when they've got 
writer's block. -- General Bashur

Agent Repugnant -- Your dad is so short, he went to see Santa and Santa told your dad 
to get back to work. -- Bashur

Weirdo -- Inquiring minds want to know who originally let you out of your cage -- G. 
Bashur

***---------*---------*---------*---------**---------*---------*---------*---------***

BOTTLES OF BEER III!!! (+100) CONTEST: NEWS FROM THE GLADITORIAL COMMISSION: ALL 
PARTICIPANTS WIN A PRIZE! Plus contest clarifications:

You heard right my friends: ALL 99 Bottles participants who do not miss more than 1 
turn during the entire contest (including the warm-up phase) will receive a "Pick of 
the Litter" replacement. A PotL replacement will be 10 ordinary random replacements: 
you pick the one you wish to keep, and the other 9 are discarded. Naturally, this 
replacement must be placed in DM 20.

What's new:

Your CotS "status symbol": O^O (capital O, shift-6, capital O) must appear somewhere 
in it's name. However, it may appear anywhere. It need not be in the beginning as was 
originally stated. So names such as MO^ONSHOT or THRU THE O^O will be quite 
acceptable.. 

Some clarifications:

* Do not forget to write a personal ad for the Turn 184 newsletter. In other words, 
  assuming you do start on turn 184, you need to send in a personal ad with your very 
  first turn.

  The requirement to write a personal ad is discontinued once the Arena Achievement 
  stage starts on turn 199.

* This should not be an issue, but Bottles for Arena Awards will be awarded for 
  chartered teams only.

* If you win one or more of the CotS replacements, they/it MUST be used in DM 20.

* Note that the NO AVOIDS policy will be STRICLY ENFORCED!! If you are caught 
  avoiding, you will be disqualified from the contest! HOWEVER--this does not start 
  until turn 199; no one including myself or the Gladitorial Commission will give a 
  hoot about avoids until turn 199. But be sure you get it out of your system prior: 
  if you are caught avoiding on turn 199 (or after), you WILL be disqualified!!

* On the other hand, fielding a partial team is a no-no RIGHT FROM THE START on turn 
  184. You will receive a 3-bottle penalty for any inactive warrior, or 1-bottle 
  penalty for any inactive rookie. And your Bottle total can and will go negative if 
  necessary.

  It is highly recommended that you place your team "on maintenance" to avoid any 
  complications caused due to slow mail or any other unforeseen catastrophy. In case 
  you are not familiar with the term: a team on maintenance will automatically run 
  again with its previous turn's strategies (without the challenges) even if none are 
  sent in or are not received in time, Just send your request to be put on maintenance 
  to CSR@reality.com.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BURGER KING vanquished FRED SMOOT in a 4 minute uneven Bloodfeud Title battle.
UMPIRE PALPATINE was demolished by HALFTIME SHOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
AT-AT AT BAT butchered ONE KURATO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
F-3PO was overpowered by TOKUGAWA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RBI-WAN KENOBI was overpowered by WINDSHEAR in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
BIG BIRD was devastated by PHYSICALITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BLOOD LUST was easily killed by PERIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MOM'S MAD lost to RILEY MCCARRON in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
SACHA vanquished SHAMINO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLINKY ME EYEPOKE overpowered TIMON in a tiring 5 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
JABBA THE BUNT subdued NOTHINGBURGER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
GUIDING LIGHT overcame ICEWING in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
6AM ALARM was savagely defeated by REVOLVER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
14 DAY QUARANTINE was narrowly defeated by COW KING in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GIBBERS defeated WAR WITCH in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge struggle.
VOODOO was handily defeated by DRAJ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HEAT WAVE was bested by BORYS in a 2 minute veteran's brawl.
TOSHI ARITO was beaten by EMBER in a 2 minute brutal veteran's match.
0-2 COUNT luckily beat VAMPIRE ON FIRE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's fight.
RIDE OR DIE luckily beat ZOMBIE GALILEO in a action packed 6 minute brutal fight.
CHARMING KITTEN beat BIBIDEE in a 2 minute expert's fray.
TYRANN MATHIEU viciously subdued STOPPA SQUEAL in a 2 minute gory contest.
HEAT STROKE subdued DUPRE in a popular 5 minute fight.
MARIAH vanquished KID A in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIMBA was slaughtered by DOOMSCROLL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TACO SMELL was subdued by BACK TO BLACK in a 2 minute melee.
IOLO was easily killed by BOOGER DINK in a 2 minute uneven bout.
ONE PIECE beat EXTRA HOMEWORK in a 4 minute competition.
POLITE CAT vanquished KAMIGAWA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
POOPIE was defeated by UG NUT in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
RUBBER SOUL defeated TOYOTOMI in a 3 minute novice's match.
ZEMEON FYR was overpowered by RAZORCLAW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         AIMED BLOW        54 -  33 -  2      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  30 -  6      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  42 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  58 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  36 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  52 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  30 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  12 -  0      20  |

Turn 196 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BURGER KING 559            31  18  0  129 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
BASHING ATTACK   HALFTIME SHOW 632          17  10  1  127 NFL NETWORK (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  TOKUGAWA 701               14   6  0  113 KAME HOUSE (61)
AIMED BLOW       PERIL 775                  11   2  1  108 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEAT WAVE 515              20  17  0   98 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRANN MATHIEU 783          8   3  0   58 NFL NETWORK (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   SACHA 772                   8   5  1   54 SORCERER KINGS (66)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEAT WAVE 515.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512.  The ten other most popular fighters were ZOMBIE GALILEO 
717, REVOLVER 810, DUPRE 328, HEAT WAVE 515, BIBIDEE 623, TOYOTOMI 822, TOKUGAWA 701, 
RILEY MCCARRON 773, JABBA THE BUNT 722, and TYRANN MATHIEU 783.

The least popular fighter this week was TIMON 735.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ONE PIECE 787, ZEMEON FYR 825, POOPIE 791, KAMIGAWA 808, IOLO 330, TACO 
SMELL 759, SIMBA 734, KID A 814, WAR WITCH 818, and SHAMINO 329.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BORYS (83-554) SORCERER KINGS (66)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TOSHI ARITO (83-697) KAME HOUSE (61)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       GECKO (82-4572) REPTILIAN REBELS  (617) 
                          0004 (82-12395) OCT 2001 2  (1813) 
                        CRAZY 17 (84-11450) CRAZY 88 6  (2077) 
                          UBER (85-4046) IT'S NEWARK!  (736) 
                     MARCELINE (85-9958) ADVENTURE TIME 2  (1809) 
                   HIP KOALA (85-38711) TIME 4 TOURNEY XIII  (7060) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 13-15, 2023! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $184.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "Duelmasters2023."  

      The official block cutoff is December 12 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/FF68inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

  This is just a reminder to all who plan to enter the contest in Seam that it is a

no-tourney arena, and is therefore subject to the no-tourney rules.  The pledge all 
participants must take when entering a team in this arena is as follows:

   ********************************************************************************

                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

   ********************************************************************************

Please send your agreement with your new team. 

Best of luck in the arena and in the contest!

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

      The gladiators looked around at the Commission's administrative office on the 
Isle of the Eye.  They'd been here before.  The standard boxy building, the scurrying 
clerks, the... goats browsing on the landscaping.  Not as many goats this time as 
before, only three.  One came over to Zeke (not his arena name) and nuzzled his 
pockets.  He scratched at the base of its floppy ears, lacking a snack to offer.  He 
looked at one of the clerks.  "I thought you got rid of the goats last year," Zeke 
said.
      "These are new goats," the clerk said with a sigh.  "They're going to be shipped 
out next week."  He looked hopeful.  "They like you, could you stay until then?"
      Zeke sighed.  Minding three goats sounded more enjoyable than fighting in the 
arena.  "I'd have to ask my manager."  

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      Snatching his parchment away from a very determined goat, who apparently thought 
it was a tasty snack, Rodney quickly dipped his pen in ink and began to write.  "It is 
our pleasure and honor to note that sixty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to 
change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people.  With 
the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased three goats--a good goat can't be 
purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to their new homes, 
where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very welcome.  We wish all 
the best to the goats and their new owners."