DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/16/2022 Duedate: 09/12/2022
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-198
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VAMPIRE ON FIRE
CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
(83-512) [19-20-3,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HALFTIME SHOW KID A
NFL NETWORK (63) CLASSICS (83)
(83-632) [19-10-1,139] (83-814) [4-2-0,43]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HEAT WAVE WINDSHEAR
CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) THE DRAGONS (65)
(83-515) [21-18-0,97] (83-781) [12-2-1,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NFL NETWORK (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 53
2. MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 49 THE DRAGONS (65)
3. BAD SIGNS (24) 31 Unchartered Team
4. THE DRAGONS (65) 30
5. NFL NETWORK (63) 28 CLASSICS (83)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CLASSICS (83) 22 7 0 75.9 1/ 6 NFL NETWORK (63) 10 5 0
2/ 3 THE DRAGONS (65) 143 91 6 61.1 2/10 THE DRAGONS (65) 9 5 0
3/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 387 248 33 60.9 3/ 4 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 9 6 0
4/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 149 112 5 57.1 4/ 1*CLASSICS (83) 9 6 0
5/ 6 KAME HOUSE (61) 137 110 8 55.5 5/ 5 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 8 6 1
6/ 5 BEER BELLIES (85) 66 53 5 55.5 6/13 BAD SIGNS (24) 8 7 1
7/ 8 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 104 91 3 53.3 7/ 9 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 8 7 0
8/ 7 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 135 121 7 52.7 8/ 8 BEER BELLIES (85) 7 8 1
9/ 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 91 84 3 52.0 9/ 2 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 6 6 1
10/10 NFL NETWORK (63) 133 123 8 52.0 10/ 3 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 6 9 2
11/11 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 53 56 7 48.6 11/14 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 5 8 1
12/12 SORCERER KINGS (66) 121 139 10 46.5 12/ 7 KAME HOUSE (61) 5 8 0
13-13 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 23 31 6 42.6 13/12 SORCERER KINGS (66) 5 10 0
14/ 0*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 4 6 2 40.0 14-11 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 3 7 2
15/14 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 34 58 4 37.0 15/ 0*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Sorry, not a lot of time to contemplate on the affairs of Telorinthe. Boss ran
off to the FtF, and now he's feeling behind in the count.
Thanks to Burger King for consuming all the junk food. I'm sure that's why he
ran out of energy so fast.
-- 0-2 Count
Bad Sign
Duelmaster of Telorinthe
SPY REPORT
Welcome TELORINTHE. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights
have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Woof! CLASSICS were a
bunch of dogs after NFL NETWORK got through with 'em! 4th ain't so sweet as 1st!
Hmmmph! I always thought HOUSE OF FUR was an over-rated team and they proved it with
a 1-2-0! Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm
gonna be... Well, THE DRAGONS' 2nd moved them up to 4-1-0 place. Some people say I
ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well
MEAL TEAM 6 moved up 3, to 11th. What's with ZOMBIE GALILEO? He actually beat
EMPIRE STRIKES OUT's UMPIRE PALPATINE, and walked away with 23 more points from the
fight. Major screwup at EMPIRE STRIKES OUT. UMPIRE PALPATINE lost 50 points to
ZOMBIE GALILEO. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe UMPIRE PALPATINE will provide
more easy wins... Another fighter (VAMPIRE ON FIRE 19-20-3) challenged another
Duelmaster (0-2 COUNT 17-8-0). Life goes on. I'm sure TELORINTHE is excited about
VAMPIRE ON FIRE, the new Duelmaster from CONJURE UP THE SUN. (remember?) But when
you've seen as many as I have... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to
practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... TELORINTHE thinks
CONJURE UP THE SUN and their 104-91-3 is too much! If at first you don't succeed,
give up... In my day, no team with a 100-90-3 would scare me off! What's the
problem, THE FEROCIOUS FIVE? What do people see in HALFTIME SHOW? Its 19-10-1? NFL
NETWORK ain't talkin', but it's got 139 points. Taunt your opponent RBI-WAN KENOBI!
That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and by 62 points!)
HALFTIME SHOW should have an easy win. I have to get this off my chest. What a low
dog, HALFTIME SHOW! It can't set itself up in a real match. I was sorry to see
RBI-WAN KENOBI lose. I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights
that GUIDING LIGHT gets in. She fights people like ICEWING, 11 points below. I
thought GUIDING LIGHT showed great skill and promise when she lost to ICEWING. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Warriors of TELORINTHE unite. You have only your games to lose! Sending a
warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd better shape up. Tough beans,
BURGER KING. That's what a 31-19-0 gets you. So THE FEROCIOUS FIVE sent BURGER KING
to the Dark Arena. Big deal. Plenty more fighters where BURGER KING came from.
Dime a dozen... Now, Spyreporters... BOOZY SOOZY looked pretty sick and surprised
when she learned BEER BELLIES is sending her to the Dark Arena! Whadd'she expect
with a 9-9-0? 14 DAY QUARANTINE of BAD SIGNS got 21 points for removing another
young punk. Tough luck, CLASSICS! Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512 19 20 3 112 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HALFTIME SHOW 632 19 10 1 139 NFL NETWORK (63)
BUD THE WISER 839 12 11 1 128 BEER BELLIES (85)
TOKUGAWA 701 16 6 0 127 KAME HOUSE (61)
WINDSHEAR 781 12 2 1 100 THE DRAGONS (65)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEAT WAVE 515 21 18 0 97 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
EMBER 634 20 9 0 97 THE DRAGONS (65)
ZOMBIE GALILEO 717 11 5 0 97 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
0-2 COUNT 603 17 8 0 93 BAD SIGNS (24)
F-3PO 630 10 12 1 91 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AT-AT AT BAT 713 9 3 1 90 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
CHARMING KITTEN 601 19 17 0 88 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
RILEY MCCARRON 773 9 6 0 83 NFL NETWORK (63)
PHYSICALITY 599 17 19 1 79 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
UMPIRE PALPATINE 629 10 12 2 79 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
XXX 834 13 11 0 77 BEER BELLIES (85)
-MARIAH 327 7 4 2 77 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
RBI-WAN KENOBI 628 11 11 1 71 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
DRINK EM UP 836 14 9 1 70 BEER BELLIES (85)
BIBIDEE 623 18 13 2 69 SORCERER KINGS (66)
RIDE OR DIE 635 18 11 0 67 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763 8 9 2 65 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 8 6 1 60 BAD SIGNS (24)
HEAT STROKE 578 15 12 0 58 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
MOM'S MAD 698 7 7 0 58 BAD SIGNS (24)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TYRANN MATHIEU 783 9 4 0 51 NFL NETWORK (63)
BIG BIRD 780 9 5 0 51 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
NOTHINGBURGER 700 8 14 0 45 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
TACO SMELL 759 6 9 0 45 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
KID A 814 4 2 0 43 CLASSICS (83)
TIMON 735 12 6 0 42 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
BOOGER DINK 757 7 5 1 42 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
-STOPPA SQUEAL 764 11 6 0 39 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
6AM ALARM 706 8 5 0 38 BAD SIGNS (24)
POLITE CAT 805 4 3 0 36 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
JABBA THE BUNT 722 5 6 1 34 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SACHA 772 8 7 1 33 SORCERER KINGS (66)
ONE PIECE 787 7 5 0 32 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
COW KING 790 7 4 0 31 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
REVOLVER 810 5 1 0 31 CLASSICS (83)
GIBBERS 820 3 2 0 25 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
FRED SMOOT 817 2 3 1 25 NFL NETWORK (63)
JOYMEND 802 2 0 1 25 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DUPRE 328 5 6 2 23 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
RUBBER SOUL 812 5 0 0 23 CLASSICS (83)
KAMIGAWA 808 3 4 0 23 KAME HOUSE (61)
DRAJ 797 4 5 0 22 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-SHAMINO 329 5 6 0 21 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
LADY OF GREEN 803 2 0 1 21 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
ICEWING 821 1 4 0 17 THE DRAGONS (65)
GUIDING LIGHT 794 4 4 0 16 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
EXTRA HOMEWORK 754 2 6 0 15 BAD SIGNS (24)
TOMMY MCDONALD 843 2 0 0 15 NFL NETWORK (63)
UG NUT 832 2 1 0 14 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-WAR WITCH 818 1 3 1 13 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
VOODOO 811 3 3 0 12 CLASSICS (83)
SPIRIT DRAGON 846 1 0 0 10 THE DRAGONS (65)
RAZORCLAW 833 2 1 0 7 THE DRAGONS (65)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOYOTOMI 822 1 3 0 6 KAME HOUSE (61)
YOKAZA 847 1 0 0 6 KAME HOUSE (61)
GAHWYN 800 0 2 0 5 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
SAGEHERD 804 0 2 0 2 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
THE GREEN 801 0 2 0 2 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
LAST CALL 850 0 1 0 1 BEER BELLIES (85)
HIRO 848 0 1 0 1 KAME HOUSE (61)
-VALKYRIE 842 0 1 0 1 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
REFUSE 845 0 1 0 1 SORCERER KINGS (66)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOOZY SOOZY 841 9 10 0 BEER BELLIES 85 BANDIT PRINCE 198 NONE
BACK TO BLACK 813 5 1 0 CLASSICS 83 14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 198
PERIL 775 11 3 1 HOUSE OF FUR 62 UMPIRE PALPATINE 629 197
SIMBA 734 7 9 2 HOUSE OF FUR 62 DOOMSCROLL 749 196 NONE
ONE KURATO 741 8 8 1 KAME HOUSE 61 AT-AT AT BAT 713 196
ROBERT SALCH 796 3 4 0 NFL NETWORK 63 DUPRE 328 195
DOOMSCROLL 749 7 9 1 RIFF-RAFF CREW 69 MARIAH 327 197
TRASH 844 0 1 0 SORCERER KINGS 66 STONE GOLEM 198 NONE
ZEMEON FYR 825 0 2 0 SORCERER KINGS 66 WAR WITCH 818 197
IOLO 330 3 7 0 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 BOOGER DINK 757 196
BLOOD LUST 784 8 3 1 THE DRAGONS 65 PERIL 775 196 NONE
BURGER KING 559 31 20 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 SHEWISH GIANT 198 NONE
OBI DOBI 816 0 2 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 FRED SMOOT 817 194 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Physicality -- Next time, quit holding your head and we can get physical. -- VoF
Jabba the Bunt -- Looks like my 18 CN made quick work of you. -- Heat Stroke
Icewing -- Wanna hear a chilling tale? I'm gonna use you for easy wins! -- Guiding
Light
@-@ @ Bat -- Looks like you're on a bit of a hot streak. -- Heat Wave
Bashur -- I, however, highly recommend insulting real people. Enjoy your vacation,
IDIOT!!! -- Weirdo
Ride or DIE!!! -- The brightest stars burn the shortest amount of time. -- Conjure Up
the Sun
Halftime Show -- You're fast! -- Zombie Galileo
Blinky Me Eyepoke -- I'm surprised I wan, even with the incorrect weapon. -- Rbi-Wan
Kenobi
The Ghost of Peril -- I sensed a lot of peril on my side of the force. -- Umpire
Palpatine
Ride or Die -- I think you should make sure to put less oil on your shields, as they
seemed rather slippery. -- F-3PO
Heat Wave -- It might be I do better in warmer climates. -- At-At at Bat
Heat Stroke -- It wasn't for your downchallenge, we might have had a perfect turn --
Jabba The Bunt
Big Bird -- We met in Sesame Place a few years back, and in reality, you are
significantly taller than a size 21. -- Mom's Mad
Voodoo -- No more smoke and mirrors. It just distracts me. -- Extra Homework
Dupre -- I think you'll need to get up earlier in the morning to pull one over on me.
-- 6AM alarm
Burger King -- Congrats on the invite to ADM. -- 0-2 Count
Shamino -- I think that was over before it started. -- 14 Day Quarantine
Flannel Master/Queen Bad Crayon Art/Puppy Petter/Plague -- I love that your Dads can't
manage teams as well as you all do! Just goes to show that even the worst individuals
in the world can create something better! -- G. Bashur
Agent R is for ralphing -- Your dad is holding out, keeping all his secrets to
himself. You should apply for aid. -- General Bashur
Agent R is for right -- You are right. Insulting people is wrong. Good thing this is
just trash talking! If your Dad had a fighting style, it would be the Rolling
fighting style. For rolling over. -- Bashur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURGER KING was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOOZY SOOZY was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
TRASH was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ONE PIECE won victory over FRED SMOOT in a 6 minute master vs. novice Bloodfeud brawl.
VAMPIRE ON FIRE subdued 0-2 COUNT in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title competition.
AT-AT AT BAT was overpowered by BUD THE WISER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
HALFTIME SHOW handily defeated RBI-WAN KENOBI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
EMBER won victory over F-3PO in a crowd boring 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
WINDSHEAR savagely defeated CHARMING KITTEN in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
RILEY MCCARRON savagely defeated RIDE OR DIE in a 4 minute Challenge match.
BIG BIRD was overpowered by PHYSICALITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLINKY ME EYEPOKE devastated TIMON in a 7 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
JABBA THE BUNT was bested by NOTHINGBURGER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MOM'S MAD handily defeated POLITE CAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GUIDING LIGHT was defeated by ICEWING in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
GIBBERS handily defeated VOODOO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TOYOTOMI was bested by TOMMY MCDONALD in a 3 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
TOKUGAWA savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's match.
UMPIRE PALPATINE was overpowered by ZOMBIE GALILEO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DRINK EM UP was devastated by HEAT WAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BIBIDEE was unbelievably bested by XXX in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
KID A was unbelievably bested by HEAT STROKE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided contest.
14 DAY QUARANTINE assassinated BACK TO BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SACHA was defeated by BOOGER DINK in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
TYRANN MATHIEU demolished KAMIGAWA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
REVOLVER was viciously subdued by TACO SMELL in a tiring 8 minute gruesome fray.
DRAJ was beaten by COW KING in a 3 minute gruesome competition.
6AM ALARM savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 11 minute veteran vs. beginner fight.
EXTRA HOMEWORK savagely defeated THE GREEN in a popular 2 minute gory match.
RUBBER SOUL beat GAHWYN in a action packed 3 minute novice's bout.
SAGEHERD was demolished by UG NUT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
LADY OF GREEN defeated HIRO in a exciting 1 minute novice's struggle.
JOYMEND devastated RAZORCLAW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REFUSE was overpowered by SPIRIT DRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YOKAZA overcame LAST CALL in a 2 minute beginner's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 50 - 30 - 2 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 29 - 5 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 TOTAL PARRY 62 - 55 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 39 - 2 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 49 - 2 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 25 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 48 - 3 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 198 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 9 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HALFTIME SHOW 632 19 10 1 139 NFL NETWORK (63)
STRIKING ATTACK TOKUGAWA 701 16 6 0 127 KAME HOUSE (61)
AIMED BLOW WINDSHEAR 781 12 2 1 100 THE DRAGONS (65)
SLASHING ATTACK HEAT WAVE 515 21 18 0 97 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
TOTAL PARRY EMBER 634 20 9 0 97 THE DRAGONS (65)
WALL OF STEEL XXX 834 13 11 0 77 BEER BELLIES (85)
PARRY-LUNGE TYRANN MATHIEU 783 9 4 0 51 NFL NETWORK (63)
LUNGING ATTACK KID A 814 4 2 0 43 CLASSICS (83)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HEAT WAVE 515. The most popular warrior this turn
was WINDSHEAR 781. The ten other most popular fighters were VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512,
SACHA 772, RILEY MCCARRON 773, KID A 814, FRED SMOOT 817, TOKUGAWA 701, EXTRA
HOMEWORK 754, GAHWYN 800, ICEWING 821, and COW KING 790.
The least popular fighter this week was TIMON 735. The other ten least popular
fighters were BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763, 6AM ALARM 706, REVOLVER 810, EMBER 634, TACO
SMELL 759, REFUSE 845, RAZORCLAW 833, SAGEHERD 804, RUBBER SOUL 812, and KAMIGAWA
808.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BURGER KING (83-559) THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)