DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/13/2022 Duedate: 10/10/2022
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-199
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VAMPIRE ON FIRE
CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
(83-512) [20-20-3,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HALFTIME SHOW JOYMEND
NFL NETWORK (63) THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
(83-632) [20-10-1,145] (83-802) [3-0-1,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
VAMPIRE ON FIRE HALFTIME SHOW
CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) NFL NETWORK (63)
(83-512) [20-20-3,125] (83-632) [20-10-1,145]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DRAGONS (65) 38
2. CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 34 THE DRAGONS (65)
3. BAD SIGNS (24) 34 Unchartered Team
4. KAME HOUSE (61) 33
5. NFL NETWORK (63) 23 CLASSICS (83)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CLASSICS (83) 24 10 0 70.6 1/ 3 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 11 4 0
2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 147 92 6 61.5 2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 10 4 0
3/ 3 BAD SIGNS (24) 390 250 33 60.9 3/ 6 BAD SIGNS (24) 10 5 1
4/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 151 114 5 57.0 4/ 1 NFL NETWORK (63) 10 5 1
5/ 5 KAME HOUSE (61) 141 111 9 56.0 5/12 KAME HOUSE (61) 8 5 1
6/ 6 BEER BELLIES (85) 68 56 5 54.8 6/ 4*CLASSICS (83) 8 7 0
7/ 7 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 108 92 3 54.0 7/ 5 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 6 7 0
8/10 NFL NETWORK (63) 136 125 9 52.1 8/ 7 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 6 8 0
9/ 8 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 136 125 7 52.1 9/10 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 6 9 1
10/ 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 93 86 3 52.0 10/ 8 BEER BELLIES (85) 6 9 0
11/11 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70) 55 59 7 48.2 11/15*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 4 6 0
12/12 SORCERER KINGS (66) 122 143 11 46.0 12/ 9 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 4 8 0
13-13 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 23 31 6 42.6 13-11 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 3 5 0
14/14*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 6 9 2 40.0 14/13 SORCERER KINGS (66) 3 12 1
15-15 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 34 58 4 37.0 15-14 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 2 3 2
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Many moons ago I diligently prepared a poetic expression. A limerick of grand
proportions! There was a song and a dance too... We spent barrels and barrels, and
oodles and oodles of money for a music video with a high production value, but it was
all for naught. The content is a bit dated in this day and age, and no one would get
the references now. With all wide-eyed, slack-jawed, mouth-breathers in this arena
who can't pay attention to anything longer than ten seconds I would say the endeavor
was doomed from the beginning. Yes, the incestuous progeny of yesterday's has been
never ceases to disappoint.
Oh, Hello! I am your Duelmaster, Vampire on Fire. With Guinness in hand, I welcome
each and every one of you to my arena: The inferiors, the rejects, the losers, the
bootlickers, the can't holda sword rights, the war flailers, the glass sworders, the
urchins, the merkins, the whiners, the cry-babies, the can't take a jokers, and the
that's just too shiny for a bloke folks. I have one thing to say to you: I HATE YOU
ALL!!!
Halftime Show, when papa Darque told your manager to send you to the Dark Arena, CM
should of listened! Floyd's 3 teams, what number do I write in what box again? Riff-
Raff, bruh, I don't schedule my meals five weeks out. General Bashur, if you took a
few more bloodfeuds and a few less bloody marys, we might be able to do something
about that gut, fatty. Crip/Dark Oracle, this is a No Tourney arena. Stop sending
your warriors to the Tournament of the Dead, it's not in the spirit of the arena.
0-2 COUNT, yes, you can beat me depending on whether I armor up or not. Well, it's
hot, so I'll be wearing my Summer attire from here on out! Challenges go out to
Windshear and Ember. Avoids: NFL Network and Lame House.
-- Vampire on Fire
C.U.t.S.
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. TELORINTHE needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Like, NFL NETWORK
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by CONJURE UP THE SUN! Way
to go CONJURE UP THE SUN! KAME HOUSE like really fought hard to move up to 5th from
12th. Way to go! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, CONJURE UP THE SUN!
'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 1st! MVP award for MOM'S MAD? BAD SIGNS'
proud of her after beating DRINK EM UP and getting 20 points. Talk about yer big
time losers! DRINK EM UP got smashed by MOM'S MAD, and lost 16 points! Like THE
DRAGONS' EMBER is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster VAMPIRE ON FIRE!
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think VAMPIRE ON FIRE should let
EMBER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really
being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of NFL NETWORK must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys
know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are EMPIRE STRIKES OUT?
NFL NETWORK, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Like, is KID A popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of
TELORINTHE! He's got a 4-3-0, is that good? See if I ever talk to BUD THE WISER
again! HEAT WAVE was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! I was sorry to see such
an unfair "fight" in TELORINTHE. BUD THE WISER got 11 points after beating HEAT
WAVE, 31 points below him. GUIDING LIGHT must not be a good enough fighter to get in
fair fights. She challenged SAGEHERD. 14 is a big difference. (Well, that's what
they tell me.) I thought GUIDING LIGHT showed great skill and promise when she beat
SAGEHERD. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All TELORINTHE ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512 20 20 3 125 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HALFTIME SHOW 632 20 10 1 145 NFL NETWORK (63)
BUD THE WISER 839 13 11 1 139 BEER BELLIES (85)
TOKUGAWA 701 17 6 0 134 KAME HOUSE (61)
WINDSHEAR 781 13 2 1 114 THE DRAGONS (65)
ZOMBIE GALILEO 717 12 5 0 108 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
F-3PO 630 11 12 1 96 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
EMBER 634 20 10 0 93 THE DRAGONS (65)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEAT WAVE 515 21 19 0 89 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
CHARMING KITTEN 601 19 18 0 89 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
PHYSICALITY 599 18 19 1 89 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
0-2 COUNT 603 17 9 0 88 BAD SIGNS (24)
XXX 834 14 11 0 86 BEER BELLIES (85)
AT-AT AT BAT 713 9 4 1 84 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
RILEY MCCARRON 773 9 7 0 83 NFL NETWORK (63)
MOM'S MAD 698 8 7 0 78 BAD SIGNS (24)
-MARIAH 327 7 4 2 77 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 9 6 1 76 BAD SIGNS (24)
HEAT STROKE 578 16 12 0 73 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
BIBIDEE 623 18 14 2 70 SORCERER KINGS (66)
UMPIRE PALPATINE 629 10 13 2 69 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIDE OR DIE 635 18 12 0 66 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763 8 9 2 65 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
BIG BIRD 780 10 5 0 59 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RBI-WAN KENOBI 628 11 12 1 56 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
NOTHINGBURGER 700 9 14 0 56 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
DRINK EM UP 836 14 10 1 54 BEER BELLIES (85)
TIMON 735 13 6 0 54 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
JABBA THE BUNT 722 6 6 1 50 EMPIRE STRIKES OUT (70)
TYRANN MATHIEU 783 9 5 0 46 NFL NETWORK (63)
-TACO SMELL 759 6 9 0 45 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
6AM ALARM 706 9 5 0 43 BAD SIGNS (24)
-BOOGER DINK 757 7 5 1 42 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
GIBBERS 820 4 2 0 42 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
FRED SMOOT 817 3 3 1 41 NFL NETWORK (63)
-STOPPA SQUEAL 764 11 6 0 39 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SACHA 772 8 8 1 33 SORCERER KINGS (66)
KAMIGAWA 808 4 4 0 33 KAME HOUSE (61)
JOYMEND 802 3 0 1 33 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
KID A 814 4 3 0 28 CLASSICS (83)
ONE PIECE 787 7 6 0 27 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
ICEWING 821 2 4 0 27 THE DRAGONS (65)
COW KING 790 7 5 0 26 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
RUBBER SOUL 812 6 0 0 25 CLASSICS (83)
LADY OF GREEN 803 3 0 1 24 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DUPRE 328 5 6 2 23 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHAMINO 329 5 6 0 21 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
POLITE CAT 805 4 4 0 21 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
TOMMY MCDONALD 843 3 0 1 21 NFL NETWORK (63)
GUIDING LIGHT 794 5 4 0 19 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
SPIRIT DRAGON 846 2 0 0 19 THE DRAGONS (65)
REVOLVER 810 5 2 0 18 CLASSICS (83)
DRAJ 797 4 6 0 18 SORCERER KINGS (66)
RAZORCLAW 833 3 1 0 16 THE DRAGONS (65)
YOKAZA 847 2 0 0 14 KAME HOUSE (61)
VOODOO 811 3 4 0 13 CLASSICS (83)
EXTRA HOMEWORK 754 2 7 0 13 BAD SIGNS (24)
-WAR WITCH 818 1 3 1 13 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
SALACIA VILE 853 1 0 1 11 SORCERER KINGS (66)
UG NUT 832 2 2 0 8 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
HIRO 848 1 1 1 8 KAME HOUSE (61)
TOYOTOMI 822 1 4 0 7 KAME HOUSE (61)
AJA 854 1 0 0 5 CLASSICS (83)
GAHWYN 800 0 3 0 3 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
SAGEHERD 804 0 3 0 3 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
DIK-DIK 851 0 1 0 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-VALKYRIE 842 0 1 0 1 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
STUMBLE BUM 855 0 1 0 1 BEER BELLIES (85)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LAST CALL 850 0 2 0 BEER BELLIES 85 HIRO 848 199
BACK TO BLACK 813 5 1 0 CLASSICS 83 14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 198
PERIL 775 11 3 1 HOUSE OF FUR 62 UMPIRE PALPATINE 629 197
SPARKLE MUFFIN 852 0 1 0 HOUSE OF FUR 62 SALACIA VILE 853 199
ONE KURATO 741 8 8 1 KAME HOUSE 61 AT-AT AT BAT 713 196
ROBERT SALCH 796 3 4 0 NFL NETWORK 63 DUPRE 328 195 NOT REVENGED
DOOMSCROLL 749 7 9 1 RIFF-RAFF CREW 69 MARIAH 327 197
REFUSE 845 0 2 0 SORCERER KINGS 66 DARK CHAMPION 199 NONE
ZEMEON FYR 825 0 2 0 SORCERER KINGS 66 WAR WITCH 818 197
IOLO 330 3 7 0 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 BOOGER DINK 757 196
THE GREEN 801 0 3 0 THE BLUE MARBLE 82 TOMMY MCDONALD 843 199
PERSONAL ADS
Bashur -- How many Mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'm still
waiting for them to finish the equation. -- Weirdo
Jabba the Bunt -- Your point? Here comes some more. -- Heat Stroke
P.S. Coulda. Woulda. Shoulda.
Icewing -- Alright fam, I see how it is. We both got a good one in. Time to step our
game up. C'mon now, let's chicken box! -- Guiding Light
Drink Em Up -- You gotta drink that down, gurl! -- Heat Wave
0-2 Count -- Thanks for all the Parry skills. I think I'll put them in my sock
drawer, next to my unmentionables. -- VoF
Vampire on Fire -- Well done, you've improved so much over 2 turns. Win again this
turn, and I won't have to stake you -- 0-2 Count
Polite Cat -- It's not the politeness, rather the hairballs and other deposits around
the house that really tick's Mom off -- Mom's Mad
Back To Black -- Normally I recommend a vaccine, but clearly you chose to decline --
14 Day Quarantine
The Green -- Wow! Certainly not what I was expecting. Maybe for art class, you are
useful, but not so much for physical activity like Gym class -- Extra Homework
General Bashur -- I agree in principle, but it should be Agent R is for Rickrollled.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. -- Dark Oracle, mgr of Bad Signs
Ember -- Next time, I should watch where I'm stepping -- F-3PO
Nothingburger -- You are not a nothingburger, you are a something burger -- Jabba The
Bunt
Zombie Galileo -- Zombie's aren't supposed to move so fast! -- Umpire Palpatine
Halftime Show -- I know you were the top ranked warrior in terms of recognition, but
you surely didn't have to challenge that far down the rankings -- RBI-wan Kenobi
Bud The Wiser -- Its not too often my opponent doesn't have to look up to me. -- At-At
At Bat
Heat Wave -- I just got cooled off -- @-@ @ B@
Flannel Master -- Your dad is so klutzy, he tripped over a cordless phone. -- Queen
Bad
Crayon Art -- Your dad is so dumb, he plays pool in his bathing suit.
Puppy Petter -- Your dad is so ridiculous, he tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Plague -- Your dad is so dumb, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Agent R is for Rolaids -- Your dad is so old, his birth certificate says expired on
it. -- General Bashur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
REFUSE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VAMPIRE ON FIRE viciously subdued EMBER in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
BUD THE WISER overpowered HEAT WAVE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
UMPIRE PALPATINE was devastated by PHYSICALITY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
XXX savagely defeated RIDE OR DIE in a 4 minute master's Challenge competition.
AT-AT AT BAT was devastated by ZOMBIE GALILEO in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MOM'S MAD handily defeated DRINK EM UP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JABBA THE BUNT vanquished KID A in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JOYMEND vanquished UG NUT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VOODOO was vanquished by ICEWING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EXTRA HOMEWORK was beaten by LADY OF GREEN in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
GUIDING LIGHT beat SAGEHERD in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
LAST CALL was killed by HIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
0-2 COUNT was devastated by WINDSHEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
F-3PO beat RILEY MCCARRON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
TOKUGAWA overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
HALFTIME SHOW viciously subdued CHARMING KITTEN in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
BIBIDEE was unbelievably bested by HEAT STROKE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
RBI-WAN KENOBI was overpowered by 14 DAY QUARANTINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
6AM ALARM unbelievably bested SACHA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
TIMON outlasted TYRANN MATHIEU in a action packed 8 minute brutal fight.
POLITE CAT was overpowered by GIBBERS in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BIG BIRD handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NOTHINGBURGER demolished ONE PIECE in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
COW KING was savagely defeated by KAMIGAWA in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
REVOLVER was demolished by FRED SMOOT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
RUBBER SOUL outwaited DRAJ in a dull 13 minute bout.
THE GREEN was savagely slain by TOMMY MCDONALD in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
TOYOTOMI was overpowered by SPIRIT DRAGON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RAZORCLAW overpowered GAHWYN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YOKAZA overpowered STUMBLE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIK-DIK was beaten by AJA in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
SPARKLE MUFFIN was murdered by SALACIA VILE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 49 - 27 - 2 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 38 - 26 - 6 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 TOTAL PARRY 61 - 55 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 17 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 46 - 1 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 43 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 23 - 1 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 53 - 5 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 199 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 4 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HALFTIME SHOW 632 20 10 1 145 NFL NETWORK (63)
STRIKING ATTACK TOKUGAWA 701 17 6 0 134 KAME HOUSE (61)
AIMED BLOW WINDSHEAR 781 13 2 1 114 THE DRAGONS (65)
SLASHING ATTACK ZOMBIE GALILEO 717 12 5 0 108 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
TOTAL PARRY EMBER 634 20 10 0 93 THE DRAGONS (65)
WALL OF STEEL XXX 834 14 11 0 86 BEER BELLIES (85)
LUNGING ATTACK MOM'S MAD 698 8 7 0 78 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-LUNGE TYRANN MATHIEU 783 9 5 0 46 NFL NETWORK (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512. The most popular warrior this
turn was HALFTIME SHOW 632. The ten other most popular fighters were TYRANN MATHIEU
783, VAMPIRE ON FIRE 512, XXX 834, BIBIDEE 623, RILEY MCCARRON 773, SACHA 772,
NOTHINGBURGER 700, TOMMY MCDONALD 843, HIRO 848, and WINDSHEAR 781.
The least popular fighter this week was RUBBER SOUL 812. The other ten least popular
fighters were DRAJ 797, TIMON 735, GUIDING LIGHT 794, SPARKLE MUFFIN 852, AJA 854,
STUMBLE BUM 855, GAHWYN 800, TOYOTOMI 822, THE GREEN 801, and REVOLVER 810.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
VAMPIRE ON FIRE (83-512) CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
TOKUGAWA (83-701) KAME HOUSE (61)