DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/31/2023 Duedate: 02/27/2023
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-204
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MARIAH
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-327) [11-4-2,137]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MARIAH POSITION IS EMPTY
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-327) [11-4-2,137]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
XXX GIBBERS
BEER BELLIES (85) THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
(83-834) [16-14-1,79] (83-820) [6-5-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CLASSICS (83)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43) 82
2. KAME HOUSE (61) 35 CLASSICS (83)
3. SORCERER KINGS (66) 32 Unchartered Team
4. HOUSE OF FUR (62) 19
5. CLASSICS (83) 17 2010 IN LETTERS (46)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CLASSICS (83) 40 14 0 74.1 1/ 1 CLASSICS (83) 11 4 0
2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 160 104 8 60.6 2/ 3 KAME HOUSE (61) 10 2 1
3/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61) 155 118 10 56.8 3/ 5 BEER BELLIES (85) 8 7 1
4/ 3 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 162 126 6 56.3 4/ 2 NFL NETWORK (63) 7 5 0
5/ 5 BEER BELLIES (85) 81 68 6 54.4 5/ 7 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 7 6 0
6- 6 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 116 99 3 54.0 6/ 9 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 7 8 2
7/ 7 NFL NETWORK (63) 150 133 9 53.0 7/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 7 8 0
8/ 8 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 146 136 8 51.8 8/ 6 THE DRAGONS (65) 7 8 0
9/ 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 100 100 3 50.0 9/ 8 SORCERER KINGS (66) 6 8 0
10/10 SORCERER KINGS (66) 133 155 11 46.2 10/10 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 3 10 0
11/11 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 32 42 8 43.2 11/ 0 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 2 3 0
12/ 0 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 38 64 4 37.3 12-12*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 2 8 1
13-12*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 9 26 4 25.7 13-11 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Pacifists, every one of you!
Well now I'm here, to teach you all a thing or three about killing!
Run and hide, because General Bashur is here and I must say even I am surprised by my
performance! Starting my career here with a 21% kill ratio is simply marvelous! And
with a team that I inherited that wasn't intended for pure killing!
Let the blood keep flowing!
-- General Bashur
P.S. Your daddy is so fat when he walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.
P.P.S. Your daddy is so dumb he failed a survey.
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in TELORINTHE this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS stable has parlayed
this turn's 4-1-2 into a 3 space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 6th
place. Good work, guys! The KAME HOUSE guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to
be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And
let's see, WAR WITCH fought BOOGER DINK and gained 31 points and contributed to SUPER
BRASH BROTHERS' 4-1-2. VOODOO has lost to DIK-DIK, falling 19 points, while helping
make CLASSICS a 4-1-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and
MARIAH remains TELORINTHE's top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a
rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The
Dripping Blade until they win. Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the THE DRAGONS
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on TELORINTHE, what are you afraid
of? And avoiding THE DRAGONS more than any other team we find SUPER BRASH BROTHERS.
TELORINTHE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most
challenged warrior this turn was KAME HOUSE's warrior TOYOTOMI. More fighters
challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. I guess it was coming sooner or
later, MEAL TEAM 6 has lost BOOGER DINK, and TELORINTHE is bound to miss him. For a
little while, at least. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of
their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
I like this place, TELORINTHE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in TELORINTHE and
I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in TELORINTHE
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARIAH 327 11 4 2 137 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINDSHEAR 781 16 4 1 112 THE DRAGONS (65)
PHYSICALITY 599 21 21 1 98 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
RILEY MCCARRON 773 12 9 0 97 NFL NETWORK (63)
BIG BIRD 780 12 8 0 92 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHARMING KITTEN 601 21 21 0 86 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-ZOMBIE GALILEO 717 13 7 0 86 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
BIBIDEE 623 20 17 2 84 SORCERER KINGS (66)
DRINK EM UP 836 18 11 1 84 BEER BELLIES (85)
-HEAT STROKE 578 18 13 0 80 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XXX 834 16 14 1 79 BEER BELLIES (85)
RIDE OR DIE 635 19 16 0 73 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763 9 10 2 73 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REVOLVER 810 9 2 0 66 CLASSICS (83)
SACHA 772 10 11 1 59 SORCERER KINGS (66)
FRED SMOOT 817 6 5 1 59 NFL NETWORK (63)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TACO SMELL 759 8 9 0 56 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
WAR WITCH 818 3 5 2 56 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
TIMON 735 15 9 0 54 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
POLITE CAT 805 8 5 0 53 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
SHAMINO 329 6 9 0 51 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
NOTHINGBURGER 700 10 18 0 48 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
DRAJ 797 7 8 0 48 SORCERER KINGS (66)
TOYOTOMI 822 4 6 0 47 KAME HOUSE (61)
DIK-DIK 851 3 3 1 47 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
ONE PIECE 787 10 8 0 46 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
KAMIGAWA 808 7 6 0 46 KAME HOUSE (61)
GIBBERS 820 6 5 0 46 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
YOKAZA 847 7 0 1 44 KAME HOUSE (61)
AJA 854 5 0 0 44 CLASSICS (83)
TYRANN MATHIEU 783 12 7 0 43 NFL NETWORK (63)
STOPPA SQUEAL 764 12 7 0 43 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
RAZORCLAW 833 6 3 1 43 THE DRAGONS (65)
RUBBER SOUL 812 9 1 0 37 CLASSICS (83)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COW KING 790 8 9 0 33 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
KID A 814 6 5 0 33 CLASSICS (83)
UG NUT 832 5 4 1 30 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
SALACIA VILE 853 4 2 1 30 SORCERER KINGS (66)
DUPRE 328 5 10 2 29 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
ICEWING 821 4 7 0 28 THE DRAGONS (65)
TOMMY MCDONALD 843 6 2 1 27 NFL NETWORK (63)
-GUIDING LIGHT 794 7 5 0 26 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
VOODOO 811 6 5 0 25 CLASSICS (83)
SPIRIT DRAGON 846 5 2 1 24 THE DRAGONS (65)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VALKYRIE 842 2 3 1 19 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
HIRO 848 3 4 1 14 KAME HOUSE (61)
GARFIELD 863 1 2 0 13 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
VIVA LEXA 875 1 0 0 13 SORCERER KINGS (66)
DEJA BREW 867 2 1 0 12 BEER BELLIES (85)
-LADY OF GREEN 873 1 0 1 10 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
DEAD DRUNK 12 877 1 0 0 10 BEER BELLIES (85)
-THE GREEN 871 1 0 0 8 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-LITTLE DIPPER 859 1 1 0 6 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
IRONTAIL 874 1 1 0 4 THE DRAGONS (65)
-SHAKE SPEAR 870 0 1 0 1 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-THE AGED SAGE 869 0 1 0 1 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
MOOSHRUM 876 0 1 0 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-POLEWARD 872 0 1 0 1 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BELCH 878 0 1 0 BEER BELLIES 85 BANDIT PRINCE 204 NONE
BOOZEE SOOZEE 857 0 1 0 BEER BELLIES 85 SAGEHERD 804 200 REVENGED
DEJA BREW 861 0 1 0 BEER BELLIES 85 DIK-DIK 851 201 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HELIOTROPIC 862 0 1 0 CONJURE UP THE SU 60 YOKAZA 847 202
BOOGER DINK 757 7 7 1 MEAL TEAM 6 81 WAR WITCH 818 204
PEPE TAPAS 849 0 2 0 MEAL TEAM 6 81 VALKYRIE 842 204
LADY OF GREEN 803 3 2 1 THE BLUE MARBLE 82 UG NUT 832 201
EMBER 634 21 12 0 THE DRAGONS 65 XXX 834 202
PERSONAL ADS
So quiet!!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BELCH was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BIBIDEE lost to PHYSICALITY in a 2 minute brutal expert's Challenge battle.
DRINK EM UP overpowered RIDE OR DIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
REVOLVER slimly won victory over FRED SMOOT in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
DEJA BREW was devastated by KID A in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SALACIA VILE was defeated by TOYOTOMI in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
RUBBER SOUL beat UG NUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DRAJ overpowered ICEWING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARIAH vanquished BIG BIRD in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
RILEY MCCARRON defeated XXX in a popular 1 minute expert's duel.
CHARMING KITTEN was overpowered by WINDSHEAR in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
BLINKY ME EYEPOKE overpowered TIMON in a unpopular 7 minute bloody one-sided match.
AJA bested DUPRE in a popular 3 minute bloody novice vs. master upset battle.
NOTHINGBURGER was overcome by YOKAZA in a popular 3 minute uneven fight.
BOOGER DINK was butchered by WAR WITCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
TACO SMELL outwaited GIBBERS in a popular 7 minute brawl.
STOPPA SQUEAL was savagely defeated by KAMIGAWA in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
SACHA beat ONE PIECE in a 1 minute fight.
TYRANN MATHIEU slimly lost to SHAMINO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory competition.
COW KING was defeated by RAZORCLAW in a 2 minute duel.
POLITE CAT demolished TOMMY MCDONALD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VOODOO was vanquished by DIK-DIK in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SPIRIT DRAGON defeated HIRO in a 1 minute match.
VALKYRIE assassinated PEPE TAPAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GARFIELD beat IRONTAIL in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
MOOSHRUM was overpowered by DEAD DRUNK 12 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VIVA LEXA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 14 - 2 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 STRIKING ATTACK 39 - 27 - 6 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 31 - 2 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 52 - 43 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 34 - 33 - 2 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 62 - 5 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 42 - 3 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 20 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 25 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 204 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 4 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MARIAH 327 11 4 2 137 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
AIMED BLOW WINDSHEAR 781 16 4 1 112 THE DRAGONS (65)
SLASHING ATTACK RILEY MCCARRON 773 12 9 0 97 NFL NETWORK (63)
BASHING ATTACK BIG BIRD 780 12 8 0 92 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
WALL OF STEEL XXX 834 16 14 1 79 BEER BELLIES (85)
TOTAL PARRY RIDE OR DIE 635 19 16 0 73 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
LUNGING ATTACK FRED SMOOT 817 6 5 1 59 NFL NETWORK (63)
PARRY-LUNGE TYRANN MATHIEU 783 12 7 0 43 NFL NETWORK (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is XXX 834. The most popular warrior this turn was
GIBBERS 820. The ten other most popular fighters were UG NUT 832, FRED SMOOT 817,
DUPRE 328, YOKAZA 847, KAMIGAWA 808, TYRANN MATHIEU 783, SHAMINO 329, PHYSICALITY
599, RILEY MCCARRON 773, and NOTHINGBURGER 700.
The least popular fighter this week was TIMON 735. The other ten least popular
fighters were BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763, MOOSHRUM 876, PEPE TAPAS 849, HIRO 848, VOODOO
811, ONE PIECE 787, TACO SMELL 759, BIG BIRD 780, ICEWING 821, and DEJA BREW 867.