DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/31/2023    Duedate: 02/27/2023

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-204

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARIAH
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-327) [11-4-2,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARIAH                         POSITION IS EMPTY
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)      
(83-327) [11-4-2,137]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

XXX                            GIBBERS
BEER BELLIES (85)              THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
(83-834) [16-14-1,79]          (83-820) [6-5-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CLASSICS (83)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)   82
2. KAME HOUSE (61)             35      CLASSICS (83)
3. SORCERER KINGS (66)         32      Unchartered Team
4. HOUSE OF FUR (62)           19
5. CLASSICS (83)               17      2010 IN LETTERS (46)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CLASSICS (83)             40  14  0 74.1   1/ 1 CLASSICS (83)            11  4 0
 2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65)         160 104  8 60.6   2/ 3 KAME HOUSE (61)          10  2 1
 3/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61)          155 118 10 56.8   3/ 5 BEER BELLIES (85)         8  7 1
 4/ 3 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  162 126  6 56.3   4/ 2 NFL NETWORK (63)          7  5 0
 5/ 5 BEER BELLIES (85)         81  68  6 54.4   5/ 7 HOUSE OF FUR (62)         7  6 0
 6- 6 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)  116  99  3 54.0   6/ 9 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  7  8 2
 7/ 7 NFL NETWORK (63)         150 133  9 53.0   7/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   7  8 0
 8/ 8 HOUSE OF FUR (62)        146 136  8 51.8   8/ 6 THE DRAGONS (65)          7  8 0
 9/ 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)      100 100  3 50.0   9/ 8 SORCERER KINGS (66)       6  8 0
10/10 SORCERER KINGS (66)      133 155 11 46.2  10/10 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)       3 10 0
11/11 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  32  42  8 43.2  11/ 0 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)          2  3 0
12/ 0 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)          38  64  4 37.3  12-12*THE BLUE MARBLE (82)      2  8 1
13-12*THE BLUE MARBLE (82)       9  26  4 25.7  13-11 CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)   1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Pacifists, every one of you!

Well now I'm here, to teach you all a thing or three about killing!

Run and hide, because General Bashur is here and I must say even I am surprised by my 
performance!  Starting my career here with a 21% kill ratio is simply marvelous!  And 
with a team that I inherited that wasn't intended for pure killing!

Let the blood keep flowing!

                                          -- General Bashur

P.S. Your daddy is so fat when he walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.
P.P.S. Your daddy is so dumb he failed a survey.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in TELORINTHE this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  SUPER BRASH BROTHERS stable has parlayed 
this turn's 4-1-2 into a 3 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 6th 
place.  Good work, guys!  The KAME HOUSE guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to 
be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And 
let's see, WAR WITCH fought BOOGER DINK and gained 31 points and contributed to SUPER 
BRASH BROTHERS' 4-1-2.  VOODOO has lost to DIK-DIK, falling 19 points, while helping 
make CLASSICS a 4-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and 
MARIAH remains TELORINTHE's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a 
rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The 
Dripping Blade until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the THE DRAGONS 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on TELORINTHE, what are you afraid 
of?  And avoiding THE DRAGONS more than any other team we find SUPER BRASH BROTHERS.  
TELORINTHE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was KAME HOUSE's warrior TOYOTOMI.  More fighters 
challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  I guess it was coming sooner or 
later, MEAL TEAM 6 has lost BOOGER DINK, and TELORINTHE is bound to miss him.  For a 
little while, at least.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of 
their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, TELORINTHE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in TELORINTHE and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in TELORINTHE 
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIAH 327                   11   4  2   137       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINDSHEAR 781                16   4  1   112       THE DRAGONS (65)
 PHYSICALITY 599              21  21  1    98       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 RILEY MCCARRON 773           12   9  0    97       NFL NETWORK (63)
 BIG BIRD 780                 12   8  0    92       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARMING KITTEN 601          21  21  0    86       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-ZOMBIE GALILEO 717           13   7  0    86       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 BIBIDEE 623                  20  17  2    84       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 DRINK EM UP 836              18  11  1    84       BEER BELLIES (85)
-HEAT STROKE 578              18  13  0    80       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XXX 834                      16  14  1    79       BEER BELLIES (85)
 RIDE OR DIE 635              19  16  0    73       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763         9  10  2    73       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REVOLVER 810                  9   2  0    66       CLASSICS (83)
 SACHA 772                    10  11  1    59       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 FRED SMOOT 817                6   5  1    59       NFL NETWORK (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TACO SMELL 759                8   9  0    56       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 WAR WITCH 818                 3   5  2    56       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 TIMON 735                    15   9  0    54       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 POLITE CAT 805                8   5  0    53       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 SHAMINO 329                   6   9  0    51       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 NOTHINGBURGER 700            10  18  0    48       RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
 DRAJ 797                      7   8  0    48       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 TOYOTOMI 822                  4   6  0    47       KAME HOUSE (61)
 DIK-DIK 851                   3   3  1    47       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 ONE PIECE 787                10   8  0    46       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 KAMIGAWA 808                  7   6  0    46       KAME HOUSE (61)
 GIBBERS 820                   6   5  0    46       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 YOKAZA 847                    7   0  1    44       KAME HOUSE (61)
 AJA 854                       5   0  0    44       CLASSICS (83)
 TYRANN MATHIEU 783           12   7  0    43       NFL NETWORK (63)
 STOPPA SQUEAL 764            12   7  0    43       MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
 RAZORCLAW 833                 6   3  1    43       THE DRAGONS (65)
 RUBBER SOUL 812               9   1  0    37       CLASSICS (83)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COW KING 790                  8   9  0    33       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
 KID A 814                     6   5  0    33       CLASSICS (83)
 UG NUT 832                    5   4  1    30       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 SALACIA VILE 853              4   2  1    30       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 DUPRE 328                     5  10  2    29       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 ICEWING 821                   4   7  0    28       THE DRAGONS (65)
 TOMMY MCDONALD 843            6   2  1    27       NFL NETWORK (63)
-GUIDING LIGHT 794             7   5  0    26       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 VOODOO 811                    6   5  0    25       CLASSICS (83)
 SPIRIT DRAGON 846             5   2  1    24       THE DRAGONS (65)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VALKYRIE 842                  2   3  1    19       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 HIRO 848                      3   4  1    14       KAME HOUSE (61)
 GARFIELD 863                  1   2  0    13       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 VIVA LEXA 875                 1   0  0    13       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 DEJA BREW 867                 2   1  0    12       BEER BELLIES (85)
-LADY OF GREEN 873             1   0  1    10       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
 DEAD DRUNK 12 877             1   0  0    10       BEER BELLIES (85)
-THE GREEN 871                 1   0  0     8       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-LITTLE DIPPER 859             1   1  0     6       CONJURE UP THE SUN (60)
 IRONTAIL 874                  1   1  0     4       THE DRAGONS (65)
-SHAKE SPEAR 870               0   1  0     1       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-THE AGED SAGE 869             0   1  0     1       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
 MOOSHRUM 876                  0   1  0     1       HOUSE OF FUR (62)
-POLEWARD 872                  0   1  0     1       THE BLUE MARBLE (82)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BELCH 878               0  1 0 BEER BELLIES 85      BANDIT PRINCE         204  NONE
BOOZEE SOOZEE 857       0  1 0 BEER BELLIES 85      SAGEHERD 804          200  REVENGED
DEJA BREW 861           0  1 0 BEER BELLIES 85      DIK-DIK 851           201  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HELIOTROPIC 862         0  1 0 CONJURE UP THE SU 60 YOKAZA 847            202   
BOOGER DINK 757         7  7 1 MEAL TEAM 6 81       WAR WITCH 818         204   
PEPE TAPAS 849          0  2 0 MEAL TEAM 6 81       VALKYRIE 842          204   
LADY OF GREEN 803       3  2 1 THE BLUE MARBLE 82   UG NUT 832            201   
EMBER 634              21 12 0 THE DRAGONS 65       XXX 834               202   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So quiet!!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BELCH was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BIBIDEE lost to PHYSICALITY in a 2 minute brutal expert's Challenge battle.
DRINK EM UP overpowered RIDE OR DIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
REVOLVER slimly won victory over FRED SMOOT in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
DEJA BREW was devastated by KID A in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SALACIA VILE was defeated by TOYOTOMI in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
RUBBER SOUL beat UG NUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DRAJ overpowered ICEWING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARIAH vanquished BIG BIRD in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
RILEY MCCARRON defeated XXX in a popular 1 minute expert's duel.
CHARMING KITTEN was overpowered by WINDSHEAR in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
BLINKY ME EYEPOKE overpowered TIMON in a unpopular 7 minute bloody one-sided match.
AJA bested DUPRE in a popular 3 minute bloody novice vs. master upset battle.
NOTHINGBURGER was overcome by YOKAZA in a popular 3 minute uneven fight.
BOOGER DINK was butchered by WAR WITCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
TACO SMELL outwaited GIBBERS in a popular 7 minute brawl.
STOPPA SQUEAL was savagely defeated by KAMIGAWA in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
SACHA beat ONE PIECE in a 1 minute fight.
TYRANN MATHIEU slimly lost to SHAMINO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory competition.
COW KING was defeated by RAZORCLAW in a 2 minute duel.
POLITE CAT demolished TOMMY MCDONALD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VOODOO was vanquished by DIK-DIK in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SPIRIT DRAGON defeated HIRO in a 1 minute match.
VALKYRIE assassinated PEPE TAPAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GARFIELD beat IRONTAIL in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
MOOSHRUM was overpowered by DEAD DRUNK 12 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VIVA LEXA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  14 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  27 -  6      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  31 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  43 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        34 -  33 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  62 -  5      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  42 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  20 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  25 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 204 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         4  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MARIAH 327                 11   4  2  137 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
AIMED BLOW       WINDSHEAR 781              16   4  1  112 THE DRAGONS (65)
SLASHING ATTACK  RILEY MCCARRON 773         12   9  0   97 NFL NETWORK (63)
BASHING ATTACK   BIG BIRD 780               12   8  0   92 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
WALL OF STEEL    XXX 834                    16  14  1   79 BEER BELLIES (85)
TOTAL PARRY      RIDE OR DIE 635            19  16  0   73 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
LUNGING ATTACK   FRED SMOOT 817              6   5  1   59 NFL NETWORK (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRANN MATHIEU 783         12   7  0   43 NFL NETWORK (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is XXX 834.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GIBBERS 820.  The ten other most popular fighters were UG NUT 832, FRED SMOOT 817, 
DUPRE 328, YOKAZA 847, KAMIGAWA 808, TYRANN MATHIEU 783, SHAMINO 329, PHYSICALITY 
599, RILEY MCCARRON 773, and NOTHINGBURGER 700.

The least popular fighter this week was TIMON 735.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763, MOOSHRUM 876, PEPE TAPAS 849, HIRO 848, VOODOO 
811, ONE PIECE 787, TACO SMELL 759, BIG BIRD 780, ICEWING 821, and DEJA BREW 867.