DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/28/2023 Duedate: 04/24/2023
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-206
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MARIAH
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-327) [13-4-2,159]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MARIAH THE AGED SAGE
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43) THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
(83-327) [13-4-2,159] (83-869) [2-1-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PHYSICALITY FRED SMOOT
RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) NFL NETWORK (63)
(83-599) [22-22-1,103] (83-817) [6-7-1,63]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43) 48
2. THE DRAGONS (65) 48 CLASSICS (83)
3. SORCERER KINGS (66) 41 Unchartered Team
4. RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 29
5. THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 25 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CLASSICS (83) 46 18 0 71.9 1/ 5 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 10 5 2
2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 167 107 10 60.9 2/ 3 THE DRAGONS (65) 10 5 2
3/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 168 130 6 56.4 3/ 4 SORCERER KINGS (66) 10 5 0
4/ 3 KAME HOUSE (61) 158 125 10 55.8 4/ 1 CLASSICS (83) 10 5 0
5- 5 BEER BELLIES (85) 81 68 6 54.4 5/ 6 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 7 8 0
6/ 6 NFL NETWORK (63) 153 138 9 52.6 6/ 2 KAME HOUSE (61) 6 8 0
7- 7 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 146 136 8 51.8 7/ 7*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 5 5 0
8/ 8 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 103 105 3 49.5 8/10 NFL NETWORK (63) 4 8 0
9/ 9 SORCERER KINGS (66) 140 158 11 47.0 9/12 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 4 8 0
10/10 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 38 46 8 45.2 10- 9 BEER BELLIES (85) 2 3 0
11-11 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 38 64 4 37.3 11- 8 HOUSE OF FUR (62) 2 3 0
12/12*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 14 31 4 31.1 12-11 MEAL TEAM 6 (81) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Telorinthe --
There is a manager bias! Let us fix it!
Due to Deke's aversion to warriors sitting out to avoid unfavorable situations, he
took away one of the most important features of the classic game -- the ability to run
whatever you want, whenever you want. I propose to remove the clause from the no
tourney arena pledge: "I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena"
Then we will have a set of rules that truly reflects the old school play.
-- General Bashur, manager of Super Brash Bros
(let people play they way they want)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Amazing how time can pass so quickly, even in a slow arena.
I completely snoozed over an opportunity to toot my own horn!
Fortunately, Mariah kept the throne and is well on track for a quick graduation. Part
of me wants send her challenge to Windshear. But I would fear for Puppy Petter's
mental health if Mariah managed to kill this stellar AB through my management,
challenge, and strat change. So I will let things fall how they may with Mariah's
normal strat.
Hopefully this turn sees plenty of blood flowing on the sands! Preferably the
opponents of my warriors. But feel free to kill mine off as well!
-- General Bashur
P.S. Your daddy is so ugly, he walked into a haunted house and walked back out
with a job application.
P.P.S. Your daddy is so dumb, he thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
P.P.P.S. Your daddy is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out TELORINTHE to
see what's new. Uncool, KAME HOUSE. I mean 1-4-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed
to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! SUPER BRASH BROTHERS like really
fought hard to move up to 1st from 5th. Way to go! What was the name of that team
who got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 103-105-3 you ask? (Sure) RIFF-RAFF CREW's
their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for WINDSHEAR? THE DRAGONS' proud
of it after beating BIBIDEE and getting 35 points. Talk about yer major upsets!
TOYOTOMI's match with SALACIA VILE cost it a loss of 15 points! Don't you think the
Duelmaster is being unfair? I think MARIAH should let RILEY MCCARRON be Duelmaster
for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said TELORINTHE's
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. NFL NETWORK
was the most avoided team. Is a 153-138-9 record really that scary? I don't know
what THE BLUE MARBLE's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights
from NFL NETWORK, that's fer sher. Can SORCERER KINGS' VIVA LEXA be more popular
than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What a bunch of heartless! I couldn't believe how many people were
snickering when WINDSHEAR killed BIBIDEE. So he had a 21-18-2, that's no excuse! I
see BIBIDEE got killed by WINDSHEAR of THE DRAGONS. Now I want to see some serious
Bloodfeud action out there! What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be
out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARIAH 327 13 4 2 159 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINDSHEAR 781 18 4 3 152 THE DRAGONS (65)
PHYSICALITY 599 22 22 1 103 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
CHARMING KITTEN 601 22 22 0 98 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
RILEY MCCARRON 773 13 10 0 92 NFL NETWORK (63)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG BIRD 780 13 9 0 88 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-DRINK EM UP 836 18 11 1 84 BEER BELLIES (85)
-XXX 834 16 14 1 79 BEER BELLIES (85)
RIDE OR DIE 635 20 17 0 77 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-BLINKY ME EYEPOKE 763 9 10 2 73 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
REVOLVER 810 10 3 0 72 CLASSICS (83)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALACIA VILE 853 6 2 1 65 SORCERER KINGS (66)
FRED SMOOT 817 6 7 1 63 NFL NETWORK (63)
GIBBERS 820 8 5 0 62 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
ONE PIECE 787 12 8 0 60 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
TYRANN MATHIEU 783 14 7 0 57 NFL NETWORK (63)
SACHA 772 11 12 1 57 SORCERER KINGS (66)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TACO SMELL 759 8 9 0 56 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
DRAJ 797 8 9 0 55 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-TIMON 735 15 9 0 54 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
WAR WITCH 818 4 6 2 54 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
-POLITE CAT 805 8 5 0 53 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
ICEWING 821 6 7 0 53 THE DRAGONS (65)
NOTHINGBURGER 700 10 20 0 50 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
AJA 854 6 1 0 50 CLASSICS (83)
RUBBER SOUL 812 11 1 0 47 CLASSICS (83)
-DIK-DIK 851 3 3 1 47 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
TOYOTOMI 822 5 7 0 45 KAME HOUSE (61)
RAZORCLAW 833 7 4 1 44 THE DRAGONS (65)
SHAMINO 329 7 10 0 44 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
-STOPPA SQUEAL 764 12 7 0 43 MEAL TEAM 6 (81)
VOODOO 811 7 6 0 41 CLASSICS (83)
DUPRE 328 6 11 2 40 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COW KING 790 8 9 0 33 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
UG NUT 832 6 5 1 33 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
VIVA LEXA 875 3 0 0 33 SORCERER KINGS (66)
KID A 814 7 6 0 32 CLASSICS (83)
HIRO 848 4 5 1 32 KAME HOUSE (61)
KAMIGAWA 808 7 8 0 29 KAME HOUSE (61)
YOKAZA 847 7 2 1 25 KAME HOUSE (61)
VALKYRIE 842 3 4 1 24 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOMMY MCDONALD 843 6 4 1 23 NFL NETWORK (63)
SPIRIT DRAGON 846 5 4 1 23 THE DRAGONS (65)
IRONTAIL 874 3 1 0 22 THE DRAGONS (65)
THE AGED SAGE 869 2 1 0 21 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEJA BREW 867 2 1 0 12 BEER BELLIES (85)
LADY OF GREEN 873 2 1 1 11 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-DEAD DRUNK 12 877 1 0 0 10 BEER BELLIES (85)
OSU MIKO 879 1 1 0 8 KAME HOUSE (61)
THE GREEN 871 2 1 0 7 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
GARFIELD 863 1 4 0 7 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
POLEWARD 872 1 2 0 5 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
SHAKE SPEAR 870 0 3 0 3 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-MOOSHRUM 876 0 1 0 1 HOUSE OF FUR (62)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HELIOTROPIC 862 0 1 0 CONJURE UP THE SU 60 YOKAZA 847 202 NOT REVENGED
BOOGER DINK 757 7 7 1 MEAL TEAM 6 81 WAR WITCH 818 204
PEPE TAPAS 849 0 2 0 MEAL TEAM 6 81 VALKYRIE 842 204
BIBIDEE 623 21 18 2 SORCERER KINGS 66 WINDSHEAR 781 206
EMBER 634 21 12 0 THE DRAGONS 65 XXX 834 202 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
The incursion of chaos creatures into northern Alastari has been stopped. However,
the gate they came through is open, and there are people from Alastari trapped on the
other side. They need to be rescued, and the gate needs to be closed. If you have a
Lord Protector whom you would like to send on this mission, please send a message to
the Gladiatorial Commmission (email csr@reality.com or via diplo). We will need to
know their physical description, personality, and method of fighting. We will select
no more than a dozen volunteers. Thank you!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ONE PIECE viciously subdued AJA in a unpopular 9 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
GIBBERS demolished VOODOO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ICEWING vanquished KID A in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE GREEN was overpowered by IRONTAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SHAKE SPEAR was bested by OSU MIKO in a popular 1 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
POLEWARD was overpowered by VALKYRIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LADY OF GREEN was overpowered by VIVA LEXA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARIAH vanquished RILEY MCCARRON in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
WINDSHEAR slaughtered BIBIDEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIG BIRD was defeated by CHARMING KITTEN in a popular 2 minute expert's match.
PHYSICALITY overpowered REVOLVER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
RIDE OR DIE unbelievably bested FRED SMOOT in a 7 minute one-sided battle.
TOYOTOMI was handily defeated by SALACIA VILE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHAMINO won victory over YOKAZA in a 2 minute bloody bout.
NOTHINGBURGER lost to WAR WITCH in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
SACHA devastated SPIRIT DRAGON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TYRANN MATHIEU defeated HIRO in a 2 minute bout.
DRAJ subdued RAZORCLAW in a 2 minute bout.
RUBBER SOUL beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute bloody match.
KAMIGAWA was devastated by UG NUT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DUPRE overpowered TOMMY MCDONALD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GARFIELD was overpowered by THE AGED SAGE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 21 - 4 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 28 - 2 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 14 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 36 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 37 - 33 - 3 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 34 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 62 - 4 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 20 - 1 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 24 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 206 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MARIAH 327 13 4 2 159 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
AIMED BLOW WINDSHEAR 781 18 4 3 152 THE DRAGONS (65)
SLASHING ATTACK RILEY MCCARRON 773 13 10 0 92 NFL NETWORK (63)
BASHING ATTACK BIG BIRD 780 13 9 0 88 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
TOTAL PARRY RIDE OR DIE 635 20 17 0 77 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
WALL OF STEEL REVOLVER 810 10 3 0 72 CLASSICS (83)
LUNGING ATTACK GIBBERS 820 8 5 0 62 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
PARRY-LUNGE TYRANN MATHIEU 783 14 7 0 57 NFL NETWORK (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PHYSICALITY 599. The most popular warrior this turn
was FRED SMOOT 817. The ten other most popular fighters were BIG BIRD 780, WAR WITCH
818, TYRANN MATHIEU 783, OSU MIKO 879, VIVA LEXA 875, PHYSICALITY 599, SHAMINO 329,
GIBBERS 820, YOKAZA 847, and SACHA 772.
The least popular fighter this week was ONE PIECE 787. The other ten least popular
fighters were AJA 854, GARFIELD 863, TOMMY MCDONALD 843, KAMIGAWA 808, SPIRIT DRAGON
846, TOYOTOMI 822, RIDE OR DIE 635, BIBIDEE 623, RILEY MCCARRON 773, and LADY OF
GREEN 873.