DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/25/2023 Duedate: 05/22/2023
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-207
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MARIAH
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-327) [14-4-2,169]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WINDSHEAR POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DRAGONS (65)
(83-781) [19-4-4,172]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TYRANN MATHIEU ICEWING
NFL NETWORK (63) THE DRAGONS (65)
(83-783) [15-7-0,60] (83-821) [7-7-0,60]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DRAGONS (65)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SORCERER KINGS (66) 39
2. THE DRAGONS (65) 29 CLASSICS (83)
3. THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 28 Unchartered Team
4. KAME HOUSE (61) 25
5. NFL NETWORK (63) 17 FORGOTTEN REALMS (36)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CLASSICS (83) 49 20 0 71.0 1/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 10 5 3
2/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65) 170 109 11 60.9 2/ 3 SORCERER KINGS (66) 10 5 0
3/ 0 BAD SIGNS (24) 391 253 33 60.7 3/ 4 CLASSICS (83) 9 6 0
4/ 3 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 171 132 6 56.4 4/ 5 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 9 6 0
5/ 4 KAME HOUSE (61) 160 128 10 55.6 5/ 1 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 7 8 0
6/ 6 NFL NETWORK (63) 156 139 9 52.9 6/ 8 NFL NETWORK (63) 6 6 0
7- 8 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 103 105 3 49.5 7- 7*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 5 5 0
8/ 9 SORCERER KINGS (66) 143 160 11 47.2 8/ 6 KAME HOUSE (61) 5 10 0
9/10 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43) 39 50 8 43.8 9- 9 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69) 3 5 0
10/ 0 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) 71 104 5 40.6 10/ 0 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3) 1 0 1
11-12*THE BLUE MARBLE (82) 14 31 4 31.1 11/ 0 BAD SIGNS (24) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well that was an unexpected result on many fronts...
5-0, 2 kill intents... There will definitely be some extra work in the weeks and
months ahead for this crew. You don't get to rest on prior kills on this stable. Who
are you killing today?
It seems that our youngsters have gone back to their fancy phones and texting and have
lost interest in words. Understandable, I guess. When they return, I'll still be
here, trash talking away (even though I have mostly nothing to trash talk about -- but
why should that be a limiting factor).
As for the regular suspects, get off your lazy butts and start contributing to this
fine arena! (Aged Sage obviously aside, he has been consistent!)
-- General Bashur
Your daddy is so dumb it takes him an hour to cook minute rice.
Your daddy is so stupid, when someone told him that he lost his mind, he went looking
for it.
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TELORINTHE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, SUPER BRASH BROTHERS, since
THE DRAGONS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now keep the
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for SUPER BRASH BROTHERS,
whose 1-4-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 5th. Ha! Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see YOKAZA win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SALACIA
VILE beat 14 DAY QUARANTINE and 14 DAY QUARANTINE lost 15 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And if variety is the spice of life, TELORINTHE may be getting bland, as
MARIAH stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how
else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? THE DRAGONS was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was SUPER BRASH BROTHERS. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, SACHA was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego
swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for TELORINTHE's
morgue. More variety. Ya gotta go sometime, and REVOLVER's time was this time.
Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what? me pity?). Seriously now, is it
really honorable for WINDSHEAR from THE DRAGONS to kill REVOLVER and give CLASSICS
the chance to bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARIAH 327 14 4 2 169 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINDSHEAR 781 19 4 4 172 THE DRAGONS (65)
-PHYSICALITY 599 22 22 1 103 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
-CHARMING KITTEN 601 22 22 0 98 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
0-2 COUNT 603 18 9 0 96 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG BIRD 780 13 10 0 88 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
RILEY MCCARRON 773 13 11 0 87 NFL NETWORK (63)
SALACIA VILE 853 7 2 1 84 SORCERER KINGS (66)
GIBBERS 820 9 5 0 79 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-RIDE OR DIE 635 20 17 0 77 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
FRED SMOOT 817 7 7 1 72 NFL NETWORK (63)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOM'S MAD 698 8 8 0 66 BAD SIGNS (24)
ONE PIECE 787 13 8 0 64 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
SACHA 772 12 12 1 61 SORCERER KINGS (66)
14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 9 7 1 61 BAD SIGNS (24)
TYRANN MATHIEU 783 15 7 0 60 NFL NETWORK (63)
ICEWING 821 7 7 0 60 THE DRAGONS (65)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRAJ 797 8 10 0 53 SORCERER KINGS (66)
AJA 854 7 1 0 53 CLASSICS (83)
-NOTHINGBURGER 700 10 20 0 50 RIFF-RAFF CREW (69)
YOKAZA 847 8 2 1 49 KAME HOUSE (61)
VOODOO 811 8 6 0 49 CLASSICS (83)
WAR WITCH 818 4 7 2 46 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
KID A 814 8 6 0 44 CLASSICS (83)
SHAMINO 329 7 11 0 44 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
DUPRE 328 6 12 2 43 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
RAZORCLAW 833 7 5 1 42 THE DRAGONS (65)
6AM ALARM 706 9 6 0 41 BAD SIGNS (24)
HIRO 848 5 5 1 41 KAME HOUSE (61)
VIVA LEXA 875 4 0 0 41 SORCERER KINGS (66)
TOYOTOMI 822 5 8 0 39 KAME HOUSE (61)
RUBBER SOUL 812 11 2 0 35 CLASSICS (83)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOMMY MCDONALD 843 7 4 1 33 NFL NETWORK (63)
-TELO ZEBRA HAMMER 693 6 1 0 33 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
KAMIGAWA 808 7 9 0 30 KAME HOUSE (61)
IRONTAIL 874 4 1 0 28 THE DRAGONS (65)
UG NUT 832 6 6 1 25 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARFIELD 863 2 4 0 22 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
SPIRIT DRAGON 846 5 5 1 21 THE DRAGONS (65)
-HELLO TELO HAMMER 690 4 3 0 21 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
-THE AGED SAGE 869 2 1 0 21 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
VALKYRIE 842 3 5 1 15 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
-EXTRA HOMEWORK 754 2 7 0 13 BAD SIGNS (24)
-LADY OF GREEN 873 2 1 1 11 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-MANDO TELO HAMMER 702 2 4 0 10 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
MANDA TELO HAMMER 753 1 0 1 10 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
-THE GREEN 871 2 1 0 7 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-TELO PYKER HAMMER 718 1 2 0 5 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
-POLEWARD 872 1 2 0 5 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
-SHAKE SPEAR 870 0 3 0 3 THE BLUE MARBLE (82)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
REVOLVER 810 10 4 0 CLASSICS 83 WINDSHEAR 781 207
OSU MIKO 879 1 2 0 KAME HOUSE 61 MANDA TELO HAMMER 753 207
BOOGER DINK 757 7 7 1 MEAL TEAM 6 81 WAR WITCH 818 204
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PEPE TAPAS 849 0 2 0 MEAL TEAM 6 81 VALKYRIE 842 204
BIBIDEE 623 21 18 2 SORCERER KINGS 66 WINDSHEAR 781 206
DEAD 880 0 1 0 SORCERER KINGS 66 BLACK ORC 207 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Bibidee has finally died. Truth be told, I was expecting it a lot sooner. He
started off great with an 9-4-1 record before I tried to off him myself in the Dark
Arena. It didn't work, so I decided to keep running him. Oh well, while I would have
rather he died sooner rather than later, you cannot question the Fates. 9-9-14-15-15-
12-11 N/G with a Master Init, Expert Riposte, AdEx Attack, and Expert Decise. He was
-1 Riposte; I am sure Rip was his fave learn too. -- Master Darque
Windshear -- While the death wasn't a surprise, we still have to feud for the honor.
We are confident we don't have anything that can beat you, but that doesn't mean we
can't try. -- Sorcerer Kings
Classics -- After proofing my turns, I'm pretty sure I made you the most avoided team
this cycle. -- Master Darque
RUGS -- You continue to disappoint me. -- Master Darque
Sacha's sorcery has enthralled the fans! -- Erdelf
Bibidee's wizardry has bewitched the audience! -- Erdelf
Erdelf -- You're beginning to understand the magic of the Sorcerer Kings. -- Lady of
Green
Classics -- Keep doing what's been working for you! 76% wins! -- Erdelf
Classics -- But if you're doing dual-shielded sparring dummies, then stop! -- Sageherd
Osu Miko -- Rationality is not the opposite of the Green's deep strong passions.
Deadness is. -- Lady of Green
Irontail -- A rematch, I demand! -- Shake Spear
Ode to Mariah:
She rocked her crib,
tore her bib,
baby Mariah.
She socked the boys,
broke her toys,
girl Mariah.
Is it any wonder
she put us all under,
Duelmaster Mariah! -- Shake Spear
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEAD was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
VOODOO subdued TOYOTOMI in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
KID A demolished UG NUT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MARIAH devastated RILEY MCCARRON in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
WINDSHEAR assassinated REVOLVER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
14 DAY QUARANTINE was devastated by SALACIA VILE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOM'S MAD was bested by GIBBERS in a popular 2 minute competition.
0-2 COUNT unbelievably bested BIG BIRD in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee.
FRED SMOOT overpowered WAR WITCH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ONE PIECE luckily beat DRAJ in a 9 minute brutal fight.
TYRANN MATHIEU overcame SHAMINO in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
SACHA subdued RAZORCLAW in a 1 minute competition.
6AM ALARM was viciously subdued by ICEWING in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
DUPRE slimly lost to AJA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
RUBBER SOUL was savagely defeated by YOKAZA in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
HIRO vanquished SPIRIT DRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KAMIGAWA was devastated by TOMMY MCDONALD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VALKYRIE was defeated by GARFIELD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
VIVA LEXA overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRONTAIL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OSU MIKO was dealt death by MANDA TELO HAMMER in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 19 - 3 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 38 - 31 - 4 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 29 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 33 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 30 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 60 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 22 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 21 - 1 34 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 207 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MARIAH 327 14 4 2 169 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
AIMED BLOW WINDSHEAR 781 19 4 4 172 THE DRAGONS (65)
TOTAL PARRY 0-2 COUNT 603 18 9 0 96 BAD SIGNS (24)
BASHING ATTACK BIG BIRD 780 13 10 0 88 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
SLASHING ATTACK RILEY MCCARRON 773 13 11 0 87 NFL NETWORK (63)
LUNGING ATTACK GIBBERS 820 9 5 0 79 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
PARRY-LUNGE TYRANN MATHIEU 783 15 7 0 60 NFL NETWORK (63)
WALL OF STEEL AJA 854 7 1 0 53 CLASSICS (83)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TYRANN MATHIEU 783. The most popular warrior this
turn was ICEWING 821. The ten other most popular fighters were DUPRE 328, BIG BIRD
780, YOKAZA 847, GIBBERS 820, 0-2 COUNT 603, TYRANN MATHIEU 783, AJA 854, VOODOO 811,
SALACIA VILE 853, and FRED SMOOT 817.
The least popular fighter this week was KAMIGAWA 808. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPIRIT DRAGON 846, SHAMINO 329, ONE PIECE 787, WAR WITCH 818, REVOLVER
810, RILEY MCCARRON 773, UG NUT 832, DEAD 880, IRONTAIL 874, and HIRO 848.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WINDSHEAR (83-781) THE DRAGONS (65)