DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/20/2023    Duedate: 07/17/2023

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-209

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARIAH
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-327) [16-4-3,207]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARIAH                         HERMIT BILLFRITH
SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)      LINDISFARNE (86)
(83-327) [16-4-3,207]          (83-884) [1-0-1,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SACHA                          TOMMY MCDONALD
SORCERER KINGS (66)            NFL NETWORK (63)
(83-772) [14-12-1,74]          (83-843) [8-5-1,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DRAGONS (65)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LINDISFARNE (86)            66
2. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)   61      CLASSICS (83)
3. THE DRAGONS (65)            28      Unchartered Team
4. KAME HOUSE (61)             24
5. NFL NETWORK (63)            20      LINDISFARNE (86)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LINDISFARNE (86)           5   0  1  100   1/ 3 THE DRAGONS (65)          9  5 2
 2/ 1 CLASSICS (83)             53  26  0 67.1   2/ 2 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   9  6 0
 3/ 2 THE DRAGONS (65)         176 112 12 61.1   3/ 1 SORCERER KINGS (66)       8  5 0
 4/ 3 BAD SIGNS (24)           397 257 33 60.7   4/ 7 BAD SIGNS (24)            7  7 0
 5/ 4 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  177 136  6 56.5   5/ 5 CLASSICS (83)             7  8 0
 6/ 5 KAME HOUSE (61)          162 134 10 54.7   6/ 6 NFL NETWORK (63)          6  6 1
 7/ 6 NFL NETWORK (63)         159 144 10 52.5   7/ 0*LINDISFARNE (86)          5  0 1
 8/ 8 SORCERER KINGS (66)      148 163 11 47.6   8/ 4 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  5 10 2
 9/ 9 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  43  56 10 43.4   9/ 9 KAME HOUSE (61)           4  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

*** Lindisfarne 789 A.D. Summer ***

"There be DRAGONS!" an unfamiliar voice, dry yet clear, pierced the fog, broke the 
soggy silence of Aidan's morning chores. Startled, he dropped his bucket, and more 
curious than cautious, sprinted toward the voice. He squinted into the mist as the 
salt air filled his lungs, and there just past the farthest hut, as if blown ashore by 
the sea winds, a skeleton's legs scraped along the entry path under a wispy cloud of 
hair. Its sunken eyes roamed over Aidan's robe and cowl, and its stretched grin of 
fear, pain, and fatigue relaxed into relief and a faint greeting while its 
outstretched hands offered a sheathed knife in peace, "May God be with you."

Aidan smiled gently into the old man's clear eyes, put his arm under his, and accepted 
the knife to lighten his load. "God bless you." Aidan prayed the man would not breathe 
his last then and there, and glanced supplicating eyes to the mature, knowing look of 
Father Cuthbert, who approached and tipped a wooden bowl of broth to the man's cracked 
lips. "Welcome, Brother Bilfrith. That was far away and over the waves from our holy 
island this day." 

Brother Aldred rushed to drape a robe loosely around their guest's shivering 
shoulders. Aidan stepped carefully, supporting Bilfrith into the nearest wooden hut. 
Brothers brought buckets of water, built a fire, and Elder Finian brought in a bowl of 
porridge, while a dozen more hooded robes gathered outside. The addled ancient creaked 
out to them, "Windshear! LIGHTNING!! Fiery WHIRLIN' WIND!!!" His stormy eyebrows 
insisted, and Aidan dared to wonder aloud and nod in earnest, as if he could sponge 
away the trauma along with the weeks of dirt that now dripped and splashed out of the 
tub back onto the ground.

For once, he was glad to be the youngest monk, to whom customarily fell these chores, 
though he still breathed through his mouth to evade the hermit's stench as he shaved 
his beard. Eager to know more, Aidan trembled from restraining his teenaged 
excitement, but dared not question the old one in his depleted state. Again he turned 
his inquiring eyes to meet the charitable gaze of Father Cuthbert, who answered his 
unspoken question, "A great hunger spreads across the land and ravages our Lord's 
house on the southern shore." The hermit, now robed, spooned porridge in silence while 
all present in the warm hut contemplated Father Cuthbert's words. Aidan's young 
imagination wondered at the fantastical miracles by which surely the aged sage had 
survived, as he washed the blood from Bilfrith's knife.

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  THE DRAGONS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep 
it.  A stormcloud is brewing over the SUPER BRASH BROTHERS guildhouse.  Rumor says 
any more weeks like this ones 3-2-2 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  Coming up 
with a solid 3-2-0 outing, BAD SIGNS has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  THE 
DRAGONS is no joke as it posted a 3-1-1 week advancing from 3rd place to 1st place.  
Call it luck at the right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new team 
LINDISFARNE scored a 5-0-1 record this week.  Hey everybody, watch out for KAMIGAWA, 
who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing AJA like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was AJA, who dropped 18 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with KAMIGAWA.  Unlike most 
arenas, MARIAH managed to get hers challenge off against the 14-10-0 BIG BIRD.  Going 
for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was THE FEROCIOUS FIVE's 
BIG BIRD, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by MARIAH.  Can you believe 
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TELORINTHE arena.  Did 
you hear that THE DRAGONS was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of THE DRAGONS' warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who 
like math, try this one:  THE DRAGONS + Weapons That go Boom = SUPER BRASH BROTHERS + 
Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of FRED SMOOT, who was this 
week's most challenged warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Proving again that TELORINTHE is 
not rated G, MARIAH of the SUPER BRASH BROTHERS slew the warrior BIG BIRD in a rather 
bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  For those of you who missed it, Death 
showed up, grabbed KID A by the ear and took him away to a place where he won't need 
a coat.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and 
IRONTAIL demonstrated that very violently on VALKYRIE's body.  The audience likes 
blood and there was plenty of it covering DRAJ as she was driven to an early grave by 
SHAMINO of the SUPER BRASH BROTHERS.  And who needs the Dark Arena if you've got 
MARIAH around?  This week she decorated hers armor with BIG BIRD.  Who's next?  
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on 
the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the TELORINTHE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIAH 327                   16   4  3   207       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 0-2 COUNT 603                19  10  0    98       BAD SIGNS (24)
 SALACIA VILE 853              9   2  1    97       SORCERER KINGS (66)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RILEY MCCARRON 773           14  12  0    88       NFL NETWORK (63)
 GIBBERS 820                   9   7  0    82       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 FRED SMOOT 817                8   8  2    80       NFL NETWORK (63)
 ONE PIECE 787                14   9  0    75       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 SACHA 772                    14  12  1    74       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 MOM'S MAD 698                 9   9  0    74       BAD SIGNS (24)
 ICEWING 821                   8   8  0    68       THE DRAGONS (65)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UG NUT 832                    8   6  1    66       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 14 DAY QUARANTINE 699        10   8  1    63       BAD SIGNS (24)
 RAZORCLAW 833                 9   5  1    63       THE DRAGONS (65)
 VOODOO 811                    9   7  0    57       CLASSICS (83)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TYRANN MATHIEU 783           15   9  0    54       NFL NETWORK (63)
 SHAMINO 329                   8  12  1    54       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 KAMIGAWA 808                  8  10  0    54       KAME HOUSE (61)
 WAR WITCH 818                 5   8  2    54       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 6AM ALARM 706                11   6  0    53       BAD SIGNS (24)
 RUBBER SOUL 812              12   3  0    48       CLASSICS (83)
 VIVA LEXA 875                 5   1  0    48       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 TOMMY MCDONALD 843            8   5  1    40       NFL NETWORK (63)
 DUPRE 328                     6  14  2    40       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 AJA 854                       8   2  0    38       CLASSICS (83)
 GARFIELD 863                  4   4  0    38       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 YOKAZA 847                    8   4  1    37       KAME HOUSE (61)
 TOYOTOMI 822                  6   9  0    37       KAME HOUSE (61)
 HIRO 848                      5   7  1    36       KAME HOUSE (61)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TELO ZEBRA HAMMER 693         6   1  0    33       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 IRONTAIL 874                  5   2  1    32       THE DRAGONS (65)
 SPIRIT DRAGON 846             6   6  1    27       THE DRAGONS (65)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXTRA HOMEWORK 754            3   8  0    22       BAD SIGNS (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HELLO TELO HAMMER 690         4   3  0    21       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 HERMIT BILLFRITH 884          1   0  1    16       LINDISFARNE (86)
 FATHER CUTHBERT 883           1   0  0    15       LINDISFARNE (86)
 BROTHER AIDAN 882             1   0  0    14       LINDISFARNE (86)
 BROTHER ALDRED 885            1   0  0    13       LINDISFARNE (86)
-MANDO TELO HAMMER 702         2   4  0    10       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 ELDER FINIAN 881              1   0  0     8       LINDISFARNE (86)
-TELO PYKER HAMMER 718         1   2  0     5       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      HERMIT BILLFRITH 884  209  NONE
HOLD MY TORCH 888       0  1 0 CLASSICS 83          WURM KIN              209  NONE
KID A 814               9  7 0 CLASSICS 83          FRED SMOOT 817        209   
OSU MIKO 879            1  2 0 KAME HOUSE 61        MANDA TELO HAMMER 753 207   
DRAJ 797                8 12 0 SORCERER KINGS 66    SHAMINO 329           209   
VALKYRIE 842            3  7 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 IRONTAIL 874          209   
BIG BIRD 780           14 11 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 MARIAH 327            209   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bad Signs -- Did Meal Team (rage?) quit after losing two warriors? -- The Northman at 
Lindisfarne "To the victors go the spoils!"

Classics -- Honoring the memory of the D&D version of "Hold My Beer"... R.I.P. -- The 
Aged Sage

All Souls -- What sorcery and classic bad signs this day does bring! Our Lord's
House is beset upon by a network of riff-raff and ferocious dragons from far shores!
Hammerz Smash! Brothers, SMASH!! Aaaaarrgh... -- Brother Aidan

Hammer the Wordsmith -- Say nay to the naysayers and keep on writing! -- Scriptarium 
brothers of Lindisfarne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOLD MY TORCH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MARIAH slaughtered BIG BIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
MOM'S MAD was demolished by SALACIA VILE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VOODOO was bested by SACHA in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
RUBBER SOUL defeated TOMMY MCDONALD in a exciting 6 minute Challenge fight.
KID A was butchered by FRED SMOOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
EXTRA HOMEWORK was defeated by TOYOTOMI in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
VALKYRIE was butchered by IRONTAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
0-2 COUNT overcame GIBBERS in a action packed 3 minute melee.
RILEY MCCARRON viciously subdued ONE PIECE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's duel.
ICEWING overpowered YOKAZA in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
TYRANN MATHIEU was overpowered by UG NUT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
AJA was viciously subdued by KAMIGAWA in a 2 minute brutal battle.
DUPRE was devastated by 14 DAY QUARANTINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
6AM ALARM overcame HIRO in a 3 minute fight.
DRAJ was viciously butchered by SHAMINO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
VIVA LEXA was overcome by RAZORCLAW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
WAR WITCH devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SPIRIT DRAGON was subdued by GARFIELD in a 3 minute brutal bout.
BROTHER AIDAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FATHER CUTHBERT bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute novice's contest.
HERMIT BILLFRITH slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's duel.
BROTHER ALDRED overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fray.
ELDER FINIAN overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  17 -  3      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  26 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        33 -  31 -  5      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  24 -  3      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  57 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  28 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  22 -  1      41  |

Turn 209 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  0                                       3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MARIAH 327                 16   4  3  207 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
TOTAL PARRY      0-2 COUNT 603              19  10  0   98 BAD SIGNS (24)
SLASHING ATTACK  RILEY MCCARRON 773         14  12  0   88 NFL NETWORK (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   GIBBERS 820                 9   7  0   82 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
BASHING ATTACK   14 DAY QUARANTINE 699      10   8  1   63 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRANN MATHIEU 783         15   9  0   54 NFL NETWORK (63)
AIMED BLOW       VIVA LEXA 875               5   1  0   48 SORCERER KINGS (66)
WALL OF STEEL    AJA 854                     8   2  0   38 CLASSICS (83)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SACHA 772.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TOMMY MCDONALD 843.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIBBERS 820, RAZORCLAW 
833, TOYOTOMI 822, SHAMINO 329, EXTRA HOMEWORK 754, ICEWING 821, UG NUT 832, KAMIGAWA 
808, HIRO 848, and DRAJ 797.

The least popular fighter this week was DUPRE 328.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YOKAZA 847, VALKYRIE 842, KID A 814, MOM'S MAD 698, BIG BIRD 780, HOLD 
MY TORCH 888, BROTHER ALDRED 885, HERMIT BILLFRITH 884, 6AM ALARM 706, and AJA 854.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MARIAH (83-327) SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         HOEGARDEN (21-5554) REAL BEER  (424) 
                         GRID SQUARE (24-5531) F.N.G.  (568) 
                      ROLA NYAH (30-4638) TEMPLAR ROGUES  (449) 
                   CAPTAIN KANGAROO (31-3947) MILITARY MAYHEM  (89) 
                         BERLIN (63-2923) WORLD BLADES  (331) 
                         LADY JAYE (71-7331) THE CODA  (190) 
                        CURIOUS GEORGE (73-645) CRYPTICS  (35) 
                         GRIFFON (73-5523) AIR CANADA  (635) 
                    JOE BOB (82-41731) THIRSTY THUGS 0503  (6967) 
                    EVIL DEMON (84-25442) SUPE FORCES 0B08  (4516) 
                      PRIMARY (84-27109) ROOKIE HALEN 35  (4808) 
                         SUCCUBUS (84-42009) REALLY?  (7298) 
                     JELLYFISH HUSSY (84-49856) FELLAS 26  (8559) 
                      WEBBED ROWS (84-54716) SPIDER CREW  (9446) 
                ROBERT PALSON 286 (85-7763) PROJECT MAYHEM 109  (1405) 
                      TATARUSANU (85-12319) E16 ROMANIA  (2249) 
                     WHISPY LIB (85-17248) NIGHTMARES XV  (3160) 
                   NEEDY MOOSE (85-27944) HALLOWEEN TIME 66  (5134) 
                          DEVELOP (85-38007) 6ERR12  (6923) 
                    IF I BLUFF (85-44018) WE'RE A TEAM VI  (8041) 
                            SKULL (85-49348) 33ERR  (8994) 
                   EVIL TRIBBLE (85-52462) PHASERS ON STUN!  (9366) 
                     ZEKKEN (85-52909) THIRSTY THUGS 2002  (9659) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes