DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/12/2023    Duedate: 10/09/2023

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-212

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

0-2 COUNT
BAD SIGNS (24)
(83-603) [22-10-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

0-2 COUNT                      ELDER FINIAN
BAD SIGNS (24)                 LINDISFARNE (86)
(83-603) [22-10-0,118]         (83-881) [3-1-1,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TYRANN MATHIEU                 ICEWING
NFL NETWORK (63)               THE DRAGONS (65)
(83-783) [17-10-0,70]          (83-821) [8-11-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CLASSICS (83)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KAME HOUSE (61)             51
2. CLASSICS (83)               41      CLASSICS (83)
3. WASTED EFFORT (87)          40      Unchartered Team
4. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)   29
5. NFL NETWORK (63)            23      LINDISFARNE (86)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 CLASSICS (83)             63  30  0 67.7   1/ 4 CLASSICS (83)            10  4 0
 2/ 3 BAD SIGNS (24)           407 262 33 60.8   2/ 2 BAD SIGNS (24)           10  5 0
 3/ 4 THE DRAGONS (65)         181 120 12 60.1   3/ 6 KAME HOUSE (61)           8  6 0
 4/ 1*LINDISFARNE (86)          12   8  4 60.0   4/ 5 NFL NETWORK (63)          7  5 0
 5/ 0*WASTED EFFORT (87)         3   2  0 60.0   5/ 1*LINDISFARNE (86)          7  8 3
 6/ 5 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  183 144  6 56.0   6/ 7 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   6  8 0
 7/ 6 KAME HOUSE (61)          170 140 10 54.8   7/ 3 THE DRAGONS (65)          5  8 0
 8/ 7 NFL NETWORK (63)         166 149 10 52.7   8/ 8 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  5  9 2
 9/ 8 SORCERER KINGS (66)      151 174 11 46.5   9/ 0*WASTED EFFORT (87)        3  2 0
10/ 9 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  48  65 12 42.5  10/ 9 SORCERER KINGS (66)       3 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

*** Lindisfarne 789 A.D., the month after the cross was stolen ***

"Forgive us, Lord," Aidan trembled. Shining gold, silver, and gemstones gleamed up at 
him. He closed the lid, and in silence, he and Brother Aldred swung their shovels. The 
dirt fell onto the chest of the holiest cups and crosses laying in a hole in the 
ground under the altar. He and several monks placed the rest of the sacred treasures 
into several large, padded chests lined with plain, but fine, linen, and carried them 
out of the church past the well to the beach. They lifted the last chest onto the boat 
and the Sun burned through the mist just then. "'Tis a sign, a blessing from the 
heavens upon our arrangements for His earthly Mission to Telorinthe this day." Father 
Cuthbert nodded his gentle smile to Brother Aldred, who pushed off from shore with his 
staff.

Aidan nodded back, met the gazes of Elder Finian and Hermit Bilfrith seated across, 
adjusted Bilfrith's knife in his belt, and stopped trembling. "Praise Him."

*** Telorinthe, that same morning ***

"WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?!!" He jumped up from the plush chair and glared at the 
merchant's powdered pudge. Behind him, he heard the two Mordant deserters slide their 
swords half-way out of their scabbards. "Not your fault we spent it all so soon, you 
say. HAR! I say it's not OUR fault Telorinthe wenches cost so much!" "Aye! Them and 
their stupid arses! HAR!" The guards held their hands steady on their swordhilts and 
looked to the sweaty pig behind the desk for orders. "Heh, yes... well now... Let's be 
reasonable; we gave you the cash part for the gold cross, and you promised us 'more 
treasure where that came from,' I believe were your words, remember?" The silk-bloused 
trader waved off his men.

"AND REMEMBER YOU PROMISED US MEN TO RAID THE REST OF THAT ISLAND!" He hated the sweet 
stank of the rich puff's perfume. "Uh yes... well... and arrangements have been made 
for you to guide our raiding party leaving... um... next week!" The two big soldiers 
drew their heavy swords quickly the rest of the way and held them pointing at the 
guards' throats. "Oi! He said that LAST WEEK!" 

He drew his knife and leaped over the desk. "YAH!" No more delays! TODAY!!" The pig 
squealed. "Please! Heh... ah... I just remembered there IS a resupply wagon of... 
um... foodstuffs, departing for Lindisfarne this very morning!"

His bony hand sank into a frilly-sleeved, padded arm. "BETTER be, and you're coming 
with us to make sure. Tell them to do as we say. Cross us, and I feed you these juicy 
rolls from your neck!" He pushed and pulled the boneless man toward the stables at 
knifepoint. "Oh! My! I assure you that won't be necessary. Let's all calm down. 
Guards, do as they say!" 

The Deserters exchanged wicked grins and tossed a perfume bottle at him. "You beggin' 
runt BASTARD!"

*** Road to Telorinthe, the next morning ***

Mist blocked his view and the rhythm of his steps sent him searching his thoughts 
instead: Bilfrith had KNOWN that scrawny raider he'd killed last month?? His brow 
furrowed and he glanced at Father Cuthbert, who noticed. "What troubles you, Aidan, my 
son?" Um... if... did Bilfrr... er... isn't killing a SIN?!" Father Cuthbert's gentle 
knowing smile calmed him. "'Tis a sin to MURDER, to unethically kill." The Sun burned 
through the mist just then. 'Twas a sign. His spirit eased, and he climbed up onto the 
cart to look around and over the next low ridge, but he HEARD them first, their rough 
voices raised. "RESUPPLY FOODSTUFFS MY ARSE!!" "OI! ALL THESE CHESTS ARE FULL OF 
WEAPONS!!" Then he saw them: the slim thief was boney now, but the two soldiers who 
had attacked their monastery last month were still big, and now they had four other 
men and a fat merchant on a horse-drawn wagon. Then they saw him atop the cart. 
"YOU!!" And the brothers walking alongside as they crested the ridge. "OI! THIS IS A 
SETUP!!" "I SAY THIS TIME WE KILL THESE HOLY FART BASTARDS!!" He jumped down next to 
Brother Aldre, who dropped the donkey's rope and grasped his staff with both hands. He 
looked to Father Cuthbert who waved to the merchant while squinting at the shady 
beggar holding a knife to the trader's throat. "God Bless you." The she-man screamed, 
"Father Cuthbert! May God be with y---!" The boney beggar pushed the blade deeper and 
the blade bit. Blood tricled red onto the rich man's white frilly blouse. 'Twas a 
sign! Two of the merchant's men turned on the Deserters, joining Aidan and Brother 
Aldred. The other two of the merchant's men, however, did not. "OH! LOOORD!" The 
bleeding man crossed himself, cried, and looked up to the heavens, but Hermit Bilfrith 
just grinned at the turncoat gangsters. "Any last prayers? Ready to die?" Slim boney 
frowned at the now seven foes squaring off against his now only four men, pushed the 
merchant back, leapt forward onto the horse, and whipped it into a panicked gallop 
ploughing toward the group. The bloody trader rolled back into his wagon as it sped 
forward. Aidan looked into the approaching creature's wild eyes and dove aside as the 
horse crashed through the monks and into their donkey cart, upon which Father Cuthbert 
stood balancing and steady. Aidan rolled and looked up in time to see Father 
Cuthbert's staff swing and land with bone-crushing force, and the lifeless rider fall. 
He stared at the beggar's caved-in head, then at Father Cuthbert, who met his eyes 
with his gentle smile. "The Lord's Will be done." Aidan's smile broke through his 
clouded face. 'Twas a sign! He pulled Billfrith's knife from his belt. "PRAISE HIM!"

                                      SPY REPORT

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!  You have entered the only slow, no-tournament arena in the 
land!  We are grateful to have you with us in Telorinthe.  I hope you have enjoyed our 
games.  My name is Ori Starbloom, and I will give each of you a grand tour of this 
arena's happenings.  Let's walk together through all the ups and downs experienced by 
gladiators, managers, and spectators on this wonderful arena day!

0-2 Count has been the Duelmaster for a few turns now.  There are rumblings that he 
should give someone else a turn, but that is not how it works in the arena!  Riley 
McCarron attempted to dethrone 0-2 Count, but it was unsuccessful!  Congratulations 
again to 0-2 Count, who is managed by Dark Oracle.  There are four different teams in 
the Challenger Champions.  This means there are four potential challengers to the 
throne next turn.  Which one is going to step up to challenge our Duelmaster?  Will it 
be another random?  You have to come back and see!

The most avoided team today is Classics.  Being the top team in the arena can cause 
many to avoid you when the opportunity presents itself.  They were mostly avoided by 
the Super Brash Brothers.  I am a bit surprised by this news since I hear most 
managers say they avoid General Bashur as a regular part of their arena day.  I 
empathize, he can get testy at times!  Gibbers is our most challenged warrior today. I 
can usually see a pattern in the most challenged, but I don't see it with Gibbers.  
Noting all the Total Parry warriors in the arena, I see the pattern now.  Rubber Soul 
challenged Gibbers and won in 3-minutes.

Congrats to Channel Master on the graduation of Riley Mccarron.  He will have one 
final fight in Telorithe before making the trek to the Isle of the Eye.  Oh, it always 
sounds so mysterious and magical.  I guess any place where they raise the dead 
frequently is quite magical!  

Okay, I need to get going, but I want you to come back next time and join us for 
another exciting adventure in the arena.

                                          -- Ori Starbloom

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 0-2 COUNT 603                22  10  0   118       BAD SIGNS (24)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALACIA VILE 853             10   4  1   100       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 RILEY MCCARRON 773           15  14  0    99       NFL NETWORK (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUBBER SOUL 812              15   3  0    95       CLASSICS (83)
 KAMIGAWA 808                 11  10  0    95       KAME HOUSE (61)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAMINO 329                  10  13  2    89       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 GIBBERS 820                  11   8  0    88       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 MOM'S MAD 698                11  10  0    81       BAD SIGNS (24)
 SACHA 772                    15  14  1    74       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 UG NUT 832                   10   7  1    73       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 TYRANN MATHIEU 783           17  10  0    70       NFL NETWORK (63)
 ICEWING 821                   8  11  0    70       THE DRAGONS (65)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AJA 854                      10   3  0    63       CLASSICS (83)
 6AM ALARM 706                13   7  0    60       BAD SIGNS (24)
 VOODOO 811                   11   8  0    60       CLASSICS (83)
 RAZORCLAW 833                10   7  1    58       THE DRAGONS (65)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIRO 848                      7   8  1    55       KAME HOUSE (61)
 ONE PIECE 787                14  12  0    54       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 TOMMY MCDONALD 843           11   5  1    54       NFL NETWORK (63)
 FRED SMOOT 817                9  10  2    54       NFL NETWORK (63)
 14 DAY QUARANTINE 699        11  10  1    53       BAD SIGNS (24)
 TOYOTOMI 822                  8  10  0    44       KAME HOUSE (61)
 WAR WITCH 818                 6  10  2    43       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 VIVA LEXA 875                 6   3  0    43       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 GARFIELD 863                  5   6  0    42       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 DUPRE 328                     6  17  2    37       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 EXTRA HOMEWORK 754            5   9  0    34       BAD SIGNS (24)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIRIT DRAGON 846             8   7  1    33       THE DRAGONS (65)
 YOKAZA 847                    8   7  1    32       KAME HOUSE (61)
 READY TO DIE 890              3   0  0    31       CLASSICS (83)
 ELDER FINIAN 881              3   1  1    29       LINDISFARNE (86)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROTHER ALDRED 885            3   1  0    23       LINDISFARNE (86)
 ARI THE NOODLE 895            1   1  0    22       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 YAMA SWORDBREAKER 893         1   1  0    17       KAME HOUSE (61)
 FATHER CUTHBERT 883           2   2  1    16       LINDISFARNE (86)
 ERIK 902                      1   0  0    13       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 HERMIT BILFRITH 884           2   2  2    10       LINDISFARNE (86)
 BOOP 904                      1   0  0    10       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 BACK ALLEY BRAWLER 905        1   0  0    10       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 BROTHER AIDAN 882             2   2  0     9       LINDISFARNE (86)
 MAT 903                       1   0  0     8       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 BRAD 900                      0   1  0     1       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 ABALACH-RE 899                0   1  0     1       SORCERER KINGS (66)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ILLMATIC 889            0  1 0 CLASSICS 83          MYNX 892              210  REVENGED
KID A 814               9  7 0 CLASSICS 83          FRED SMOOT 817        209  REVENGED
DRAJ 797                8 12 0 SORCERER KINGS 66    SHAMINO 329           209   
MAGE CORPSE 898         0  1 0 SORCERER KINGS 66    SHEWISH GIANT         212  NONE
MYNX 892                1  2 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 ELDER FINIAN 881      212   
VALKYRIE 842            3  7 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 IRONTAIL 874          209  JUST REVENGED
IRONTAIL 874            7  3 1 THE DRAGONS 65       SHAMINO 329           212   
TOM 901                 0  1 0 WASTED EFFORT 87     SPYMASTER             212  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Yama Swordbreaker -- Feel humbled? -- Elder Finian

Toyotomi -- We are but travellers, in need of a stronger staff. -- Father Cuthbert

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOM was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAGE CORPSE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RUBBER SOUL luckily beat GIBBERS in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
SALACIA VILE vanquished MOM'S MAD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VOODOO was defeated by UG NUT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
6AM ALARM unbelievably bested ONE PIECE in a dull 14 minute Challenge brawl.
AJA defeated 14 DAY QUARANTINE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
EXTRA HOMEWORK was beaten by VIVA LEXA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BROTHER ALDRED was viciously subdued by TOYOTOMI in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
READY TO DIE slimly won victory over FATHER CUTHBERT in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
BROTHER AIDAN was luckily beaten by YAMA SWORDBREAKER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
0-2 COUNT defeated RILEY MCCARRON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's Title match.
SACHA was handily defeated by KAMIGAWA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ICEWING was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
SHAMINO easily killed IRONTAIL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAZORCLAW was defeated by TYRANN MATHIEU in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
FRED SMOOT viciously subdued GARFIELD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
WAR WITCH viciously subdued YOKAZA in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
DUPRE was savagely defeated by TOMMY MCDONALD in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
SPIRIT DRAGON was handily defeated by HIRO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ELDER FINIAN executed MYNX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HERMIT BILFRITH was demolished by ARI THE NOODLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BRAD was vanquished by BACK ALLEY BRAWLER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ABALACH-RE was overpowered by BOOP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ERIK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAT defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  18 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        37 -  29 -  6      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  24 -  2      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  17 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  18 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  54 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  27 -  1      39  |

Turn 212 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      0-2 COUNT 603              22  10  0  118 BAD SIGNS (24)
STRIKING ATTACK  SALACIA VILE 853           10   4  1  100 SORCERER KINGS (66)
SLASHING ATTACK  RILEY MCCARRON 773         15  14  0   99 NFL NETWORK (63)
BASHING ATTACK   KAMIGAWA 808               11  10  0   95 KAME HOUSE (61)
LUNGING ATTACK   GIBBERS 820                11   8  0   88 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRANN MATHIEU 783         17  10  0   70 NFL NETWORK (63)
WALL OF STEEL    AJA 854                    10   3  0   63 CLASSICS (83)
AIMED BLOW       VIVA LEXA 875               6   3  0   43 SORCERER KINGS (66)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TYRANN MATHIEU 783.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ICEWING 821.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIBBERS 820, TOYOTOMI 
822, FRED SMOOT 817, READY TO DIE 890, RILEY MCCARRON 773, BROTHER AIDAN 882, 14 DAY 
QUARANTINE 699, VIVA LEXA 875, TOMMY MCDONALD 843, and UG NUT 832.

The least popular fighter this week was 6AM ALARM 706.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ONE PIECE 787, FATHER CUTHBERT 883, MAT 903, ABALACH-RE 899, BRAD 900, 
HERMIT BILFRITH 884, MYNX 892, SPIRIT DRAGON 846, DUPRE 328, and IRONTAIL 874.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RILEY MCCARRON (83-773) NFL NETWORK (63)