DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2023    Duedate: 12/04/2023

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-214

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ICEWING
THE DRAGONS (65)
(83-821) [10-11-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ICEWING                        BOOP
THE DRAGONS (65)               WASTED EFFORT (87)
(83-821) [10-11-0,110]         (83-904) [3-0-1,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TYRANN MATHIEU                 SALACIA VILE
NFL NETWORK (63)               SORCERER KINGS (66)
(83-783) [18-11-0,96]          (83-853) [10-6-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KAME HOUSE (61)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NFL NETWORK (63)            52
2. CLASSICS (83)               42      CLASSICS (83)
3. THE DRAGONS (65)            14      Unchartered Team
4. KAME HOUSE (61)             11
5. THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)     10      WASTED EFFORT (87)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 CLASSICS (83)             67  31  0 68.4   1/ 2 KAME HOUSE (61)          10  5 0
 2/ 3 BAD SIGNS (24)           412 267 33 60.7   2/ 7 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  8  7 3
 3/ 4 THE DRAGONS (65)         186 124 12 60.0   3/ 4*WASTED EFFORT (87)        8  7 1
 4/ 5 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)  189 148  6 56.1   4/ 6 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)   8  7 0
 5/ 7 KAME HOUSE (61)          176 144 10 55.0   5/ 3 CLASSICS (83)             7  2 0
 6/ 1*WASTED EFFORT (87)         8   7  1 53.3   6/ 8 NFL NETWORK (63)          7  4 0
 7/ 8 NFL NETWORK (63)         170 152 10 52.8   7/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24)            7  8 0
 8/ 6*LINDISFARNE (86)          15  15  4 50.0   8/10 THE DRAGONS (65)          5  8 0
 9/ 9 SORCERER KINGS (66)      154 181 11 46.0   9/ 9 SORCERER KINGS (66)       5 10 0
10/10 SUPER BRASH BROTHER (43)  53  70 14 43.1  10/ 5*LINDISFARNE (86)          4 11 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to BAD SIGNS, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the KAME HOUSE stable.  A stormcloud is brewing over the BAD SIGNS 
guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 2-3-0 may send the team to the 
Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-1 outing, SUPER BRASH BROTHERS has advanced 5 
places in the rankings.  NFL NETWORK is no joke as it posted a 3-0-0 week advancing 
from 8th place to 6th place.  Hey everybody, watch out for TYRANN MATHIEU, who flew 
up 24 points in the rankings after mashing MOM'S MAD like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was MOM'S MAD, who dropped 20 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with TYRANN MATHIEU.  What does 
the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged 
apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  Drawing on all of its experience as a 9-11-0 
warrior, ICEWING went for the Duelmastership against KAMIGAWA this week.  In front of 
all the crowds, ICEWING took the Duelmaster's crown for its own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.  
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad CLASSICS?  Big bad CLASSICS.  Big bad CLASSICS.  TELORINTHE's afraid of the 
big bad CLASSICS.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause KAME HOUSE beats feet every time CLASSICS smiles at them.  Try 
farming, eh?  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 6AM ALARM went after 
GIBBERS, who was higher by 21 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 6AM ALARM 
defeated GIBBERS.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TELORINTHE have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICEWING 821                  10  11  0   110       THE DRAGONS (65)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUBBER SOUL 812              16   3  0   103       CLASSICS (83)
 TYRANN MATHIEU 783           18  11  0    96       NFL NETWORK (63)
 6AM ALARM 706                15   7  0    93       BAD SIGNS (24)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 0-2 COUNT 603                22  12  0    90       BAD SIGNS (24)
 KAMIGAWA 808                 12  11  0    89       KAME HOUSE (61)
 GIBBERS 820                  12   9  0    84       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 VOODOO 811                   12   8  0    79       CLASSICS (83)
 14 DAY QUARANTINE 699        13  10  1    77       BAD SIGNS (24)
 MOM'S MAD 698                12  11  0    76       BAD SIGNS (24)
 SALACIA VILE 853             10   6  1    76       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 ONE PIECE 787                16  12  0    74       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 AJA 854                      11   3  0    68       CLASSICS (83)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAZORCLAW 833                11   8  1    64       THE DRAGONS (65)
 SACHA 772                    15  16  1    62       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 TOMMY MCDONALD 843           12   6  1    62       NFL NETWORK (63)
 SHAMINO 329                  10  15  2    59       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 YOKAZA 847                   10   7  1    58       KAME HOUSE (61)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UG NUT 832                   10   9  1    56       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 FRED SMOOT 817               10  11  2    54       NFL NETWORK (63)
 HIRO 848                      8   9  1    53       KAME HOUSE (61)
 GARFIELD 863                  7   6  0    51       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
 VIVA LEXA 875                 7   4  0    47       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 WAR WITCH 818                 7  11  2    44       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOYOTOMI 822                  9  11  0    42       KAME HOUSE (61)
 DUPRE 328                     7  18  2    41       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 SPIRIT DRAGON 846             9   8  1    37       THE DRAGONS (65)
 BOOP 904                      3   0  1    37       WASTED EFFORT (87)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXTRA HOMEWORK 754            5  11  0    33       BAD SIGNS (24)
 READY TO DIE 890              3   1  0    31       CLASSICS (83)
 ARI THE NOODLE 895            2   2  0    26       THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FATHER CUTHBERT 883           4   2  1    23       LINDISFARNE (86)
 YAMA SWORDBREAKER 893         2   2  0    23       KAME HOUSE (61)
 ABALACH-RE 899                2   1  0    23       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 IRON WIDOW 910                2   0  2    22       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 ELDER FINIAN 881              3   3  1    17       LINDISFARNE (86)
 BROTHER ALDRED 885            4   2  0    14       LINDISFARNE (86)
 MAT 903                       2   1  0    12       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 THUNDERCLAW 908               1   1  0    12       THE DRAGONS (65)
 BRAD 900                      1   2  0    12       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 BACK ALLEY BRAWLER 905        2   1  0    11       SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
 BROTHER AIDAN 882             2   4  0    10       LINDISFARNE (86)
 TORCHY 906                    1   0  0    10       CLASSICS (83)
 LEXI 909                      1   1  0     4       WASTED EFFORT (87)
 TYR 907                       0   2  0     2       SORCERER KINGS (66)
 ASPIRANT TUDA 913             0   1  0     1       LINDISFARNE (86)
 MIMI 912                      0   1  0     1       WASTED EFFORT (87)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ILLMATIC 889            0  1 0 CLASSICS 83          MYNX 892              210  REVENGED
HERMIT BILFRITH 884     2  3 2 LINDISFARNE 86       BOOP 904              213   
MYNX 892                1  2 1 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 ELDER FINIAN 881      212  REVENGED
FIRECREST 911           0  1 0 THE DRAGONS 65       IRON WIDOW 910        214   
IRONTAIL 874            7  3 1 THE DRAGONS 65       SHAMINO 329           212   
ERIK 902                1  1 0 WASTED EFFORT 87     IRON WIDOW 910        213   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Boop -- (I've time for one more.) -- Elder Finian

Telorinthe -- We observe a month of silence in honor of Hermit Bilfrith's passing. -- 
Father Cuthbert

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ELDER FINIAN was devastated by BOOP in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
0-2 COUNT slimly lost to RUBBER SOUL in a dull 26 minute brutal Challenge battle.
ICEWING overpowered KAMIGAWA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel.
6AM ALARM unbelievably bested GIBBERS in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
14 DAY QUARANTINE devastated UG NUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VOODOO overpowered SHAMINO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
AJA defeated SACHA in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
EXTRA HOMEWORK lost to WAR WITCH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
READY TO DIE lost to GARFIELD in a 2 minute beginner vs. expert Challenge fight.
BRAD was defeated by FATHER CUTHBERT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LEXI was overpowered by ABALACH-RE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
YAMA SWORDBREAKER defeated BROTHER ALDRED in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
MOM'S MAD was handily defeated by TYRANN MATHIEU in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
RAZORCLAW was subdued by ONE PIECE in a 2 minute brawl.
SALACIA VILE was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
TOYOTOMI was overpowered by TOMMY MCDONALD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRED SMOOT vanquished DUPRE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VIVA LEXA slimly lost to YOKAZA in a 2 minute brawl.
HIRO devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPIRIT DRAGON demolished BROTHER AIDAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARI THE NOODLE savagely defeated MAT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute amateur's fight.
BACK ALLEY BRAWLER savagely defeated ASPIRANT TUDA in a 4 minute beginner's fight.
IRON WIDOW viciously butchered FIRECREST in a 2 minute bloody beginner's duel.
TYR was overpowered by THUNDERCLAW in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TORCHY overpowered MIMI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  19 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  16 -  3      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         AIMED BLOW        34 -  27 -  7      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  20 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  56 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  18 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  26 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  2      33  |

Turn 214 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RUBBER SOUL 812            16   3  0  103 CLASSICS (83)
PARRY-LUNGE      TYRANN MATHIEU 783         18  11  0   96 NFL NETWORK (63)
BASHING ATTACK   KAMIGAWA 808               12  11  0   89 KAME HOUSE (61)
LUNGING ATTACK   GIBBERS 820                12   9  0   84 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
STRIKING ATTACK  SALACIA VILE 853           10   6  1   76 SORCERER KINGS (66)
WALL OF STEEL    AJA 854                    11   3  0   68 CLASSICS (83)
AIMED BLOW       YOKAZA 847                 10   7  1   58 KAME HOUSE (61)
SLASHING ATTACK  UG NUT 832                 10   9  1   56 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GARFIELD 863                7   6  0   51 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TYRANN MATHIEU 783.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SALACIA VILE 853.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIBBERS 820, 
BACK ALLEY BRAWLER 905, ARI THE NOODLE 895, SACHA 772, YAMA SWORDBREAKER 893, BROTHER 
ALDRED 885, TYRANN MATHIEU 783, RAZORCLAW 833, IRON WIDOW 910, and 14 DAY QUARANTINE 
699.

The least popular fighter this week was RUBBER SOUL 812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were 0-2 COUNT 603, MIMI 912, TYR 907, FIRECREST 911, ASPIRANT TUDA 913, MAT 
903, BROTHER AIDAN 882, DUPRE 328, LEXI 909, and SHAMINO 329.