DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/30/2024 Duedate: 02/26/2024
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM 83 TURN 217
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SALACIA VILE
SORCERER KINGS (66)
(83-853) [13-6-2,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SALACIA VILE POSITION IS EMPTY
SORCERER KINGS (66)
(83-853) [13-6-2,129]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ICEWING BACK ALLEY BRAWLER
THE DRAGONS (65) SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
(83-821) [11-13-0,71] (83-905) [3-3-0,16]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SORCERER KINGS (66)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SORCERER KINGS (66) 53
2. CIXELSID HEROES (11) 28 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
3. THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 24 Unchartered Team
4. LINDISFARNE (86) 21
5. SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43) 5 LINDISFARNE (86)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CIXELSID HEROES (11) 40 15 0 72.7 1/ 4 SORCERER KINGS (66) 11 4 1
2- 2 CLASSICS (83) 73 35 0 67.6 2/ 7 CIXELSID HEROES (11) 11 4 0
3- 3 BAD SIGNS (24) 415 274 33 60.2 3/ 6*LINDISFARNE (86) 8 7 1
4/ 4 THE DRAGONS (65) 192 130 12 59.6 4/ 2 KAME HOUSE (61) 8 7 0
5/ 5 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 194 156 6 55.4 5- 1 CLASSICS (83) 6 4 0
6/ 6 KAME HOUSE (61) 184 151 10 54.9 6/ 3 THE DRAGONS (65) 6 6 0
7/ 8*LINDISFARNE (86) 23 22 5 51.1 7/ 9*WASTED EFFORT (87) 6 9 1
8/10 SORCERER KINGS (66) 165 185 12 47.1 8/ 5 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43) 6 9 0
9/ 9*WASTED EFFORT (87) 14 16 2 46.7 9/ 8 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64) 5 8 0
10/11 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43) 59 79 14 42.8 10-10 BAD SIGNS (24) 3 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
790 A.D. on the road to Lindisfarne
Tree branches bowed under the snow piled upon them, and as the hooded monks led their
donkey under, a clump of snow slid off and fell onto Father Cuthbert.
"Let us pray." He knelt in the snow and Brother Aldred gave him an uncertain look, but
knelt. "Yes, Father."
"He turneth the skies into watering springs, a miracle of grace. Our good Lord makes a
dry experience the fountain of blessing. We travel into an apparently wasted place,
and find riches of consolation. Even in 'the valley of the shadow' we come upon 'green
pastures' and 'still waters.' We find flowers in the ruts of the hardest roads; if we
are in 'the way of His commandments.' God's providence is the pioneer of us faithful
pilgrims. Let us therefore not fear when the path of duty turns into the wilderness."
"Yes, Father."
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! CLASSICS? Who? SORCERER KINGS is the top team these days, buddies!
He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe
CLASSICS. Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by 4! Nothing works for a team like
victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as CIXELSID HEROES can attest...
Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but SORCERER KINGS will tell
you 165-185-12 is nothing to laugh at... Practice pays for SALACIA VILE, who
pummelled ONE PIECE, to pocket 24 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which,
SACHA was winsome, after beating ICEWING and seeing it lose 21 points. A certain
someone saw 0-2 COUNT at The Dripping Blade with the shakes, and now it fails to show
up to defend its throne. What a pathetic slob! Now I can't insult SALACIA VILE, as
she has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay
it on too thick) Word has it one team in TELORINTHE is using psychics to predict
wins. They lead a charmed life!
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in
CLASSICS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a woman
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SUPER BRASH BROTHERS, so did that sorry
team shy from CLASSICS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and SHAMINO is it
right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't SUPER BRASH BROTHERS proud! Place your
bets! FATHER CUTHBERT is the long shot of the week: they challenged SHAMINO, up by
27. It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (2). Right,
FATHER CUTHBERT?
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... ONE PIECE of THE
FEROCIOUS FIVE, possessing a sorry record of 17-14-0, lost its last battle to SALACIA
VILE of SORCERER KINGS. Young warriors, take note! Such is a failure's lot!
Justice was served as WAR WITCH fought BRAD in bloodfeud. Well done, SUPER BRASH
BROTHERS! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. TELORINTHE, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dripping Blade. 'Til next time--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALACIA VILE 853 13 6 2 129 SORCERER KINGS (66)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUBBER SOUL 812 18 3 0 111 CLASSICS (83)
-0-2 COUNT 603 24 12 0 98 BAD SIGNS (24)
-AJA 854 13 3 0 95 CLASSICS (83)
GIBBERS 820 14 10 0 93 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KAMIGAWA 808 14 12 0 92 KAME HOUSE (61)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SACHA 772 18 16 1 90 SORCERER KINGS (66)
-6AM ALARM 706 15 9 0 89 BAD SIGNS (24)
-14 DAY QUARANTINE 699 14 11 1 84 BAD SIGNS (24)
REPUS GROVER 77 9 2 0 80 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
ICEWING 821 11 13 0 71 THE DRAGONS (65)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UG NUT 832 12 10 1 66 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-MOM'S MAD 698 12 13 0 66 BAD SIGNS (24)
SPIRIT DRAGON 846 11 9 1 63 THE DRAGONS (65)
HIRO 848 10 10 1 62 KAME HOUSE (61)
RAZORCLAW 833 13 9 1 60 THE DRAGONS (65)
-VOODOO 811 12 10 0 60 CLASSICS (83)
TOYOTOMI 822 11 12 0 60 KAME HOUSE (61)
MR. ELBIDERCNI 74 9 2 0 59 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAMINO 329 11 17 2 54 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
WAR WITCH 818 9 12 2 54 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
VIVA LEXA 875 9 5 0 52 SORCERER KINGS (66)
DUPRE 328 8 20 2 51 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
YOKAZA 847 12 8 1 47 KAME HOUSE (61)
ELDER FINIAN 881 6 3 1 42 LINDISFARNE (86)
BROTHER ALDRED 885 6 3 0 42 LINDISFARNE (86)
BOOP 904 4 2 1 40 WASTED EFFORT (87)
GARFIELD 863 7 9 0 38 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
-READY TO DIE 890 4 2 0 37 CLASSICS (83)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAMTAB 73 9 2 0 29 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-EXTRA HOMEWORK 754 5 13 0 28 BAD SIGNS (24)
FATHER CUTHBERT 883 5 4 2 27 LINDISFARNE (86)
ECAPS GHOST 76 6 5 0 26 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
NAMREPUS 75 7 4 0 25 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
LEXI 909 4 1 0 25 WASTED EFFORT (87)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROTHER AIDAN 882 3 6 0 22 LINDISFARNE (86)
-TORCHY 906 2 1 0 22 CLASSICS (83)
TYR 907 2 3 0 20 SORCERER KINGS (66)
BRAD 900 2 4 1 19 WASTED EFFORT (87)
BACK ALLEY BRAWLER 905 3 3 0 16 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
ABALACH-RE 899 3 3 0 16 SORCERER KINGS (66)
THUNDERCLAW 908 2 3 0 16 THE DRAGONS (65)
MAT 903 3 3 0 12 WASTED EFFORT (87)
YAMA SWORDBREAKER 893 2 5 0 11 KAME HOUSE (61)
ASPIRANT TUDA 913 1 3 0 6 LINDISFARNE (86)
BLAKE 914 1 1 0 4 SUPER BRASH BROTHERS (43)
MIMI 912 0 4 0 4 WASTED EFFORT (87)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HERMIT BILFRITH 884 2 3 2 LINDISFARNE 86 BOOP 904 213 NOT REVENGED
IRON WIDOW 910 2 1 2 SUPER BRASH BROTH 43 BRAD 900 215 JUST REVENGED
ARI THE NOODLE 895 2 3 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 FATHER CUTHBERT 883 215
ONE PIECE 787 17 14 0 THE FEROCIOUS FIV 64 SALACIA VILE 853 217
ERIK 902 1 1 0 WASTED EFFORT 87 IRON WIDOW 910 213 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
General Bashur (or Hecklebashury as you are known on the Holy Island) -- Yes, DM is
THE GAME most high! -- Summoner G (glad to be here, thanks!)
Boop -- Save yourself! (Lord knows, I tried.) -- Father Cuthbert
Extra Homework -- Savor every moment; you're lucky to be alive! -- Elder Finian
Brad -- You were the Advanced Expert in what I bested you at. He moves in mysterious
ways! -- Brother Aldred
Ready to Die -- What was I thinking? -- Brother Ardan
Namrepus -- May your place never be with those cold and timid souls who avoid all
confrontation. (or so Father Cuthbert has always taught me.) -- Brother Ardan
Rubber Soul -- 111 renown! (Is that the highest in the land? In Telorinthe history?)
-- Curious G
Repus Grover -- Rean, Raf both start with the same letter; it's an understandable
mixup, and why writers don't name two characters too similar names. -- G, summoner of
tales (unless they're Polewards)
Hecklebashury -- Ha! So old he drove a chariot to school! But you forgot: UPHILL. BOTH
WAYS! -- Gsack the faceless
HeckleB -- Strong stats. Couldn't help but wonder what kind of AB Iron Widow would
have made. May she rest, following her hubby. -- G
Shamino -- You sir, deserve a big hug!! Come here. *a big blue fuzzy thing starts
chasing Shamino with its arms ourstretched in an attempt to hug* -- Repus Grover
Hiro -- That was a great experience! Well done! Let's do it again some time! -- Mr.
Elbidercni
Ug Nut -- Listen, you have to give me a chance to deploy my gnarra-tab! That's only
fair, right!? -- Namtab
Tyr -- Ouch!!!! -- Ecaps GHOST
Yama Swordbreaker -- Tell me your master plan!! You need to talk now, villain!! --
Namrepus
Ah... someone pointed out that I may be roloc dnilb. It may well be true! But have no
fear, REPUS GROVER is here!!! And my boss says as he understands things, it looks like
everyone will get most of 2024 to enjoy my updates every month!! Isn't that exciting?
-- Repus Grover
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WAR WITCH devastated BRAD in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
REPUS GROVER vanquished TOYOTOMI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FATHER CUTHBERT was subdued by SHAMINO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ELDER FINIAN vanquished TYR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ECAPS GHOST defeated THUNDERCLAW in a 3 minute master vs. amateur Challenge match.
ASPIRANT TUDA was viciously subdued by ABALACH-RE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SALACIA VILE delivered the death blow upon ONE PIECE in a 1 minute Title competition.
ICEWING was overpowered by SACHA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SPIRIT DRAGON was vanquished by KAMIGAWA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GIBBERS savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute gory expert's duel.
YOKAZA was overpowered by UG NUT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GARFIELD was savagely defeated by VIVA LEXA in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MR. ELBIDERCNI overcame DUPRE in a exciting 5 minute contest.
RAZORCLAW savagely defeated BROTHER ALDRED in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
BOOP was handily defeated by HIRO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NAMTAB luckily beat BACK ALLEY BRAWLER in a action packed 4 minute gruesome struggle.
NAMREPUS narrowly defeated MIMI in a 2 minute master vs. amateur brawl.
BROTHER AIDAN overpowered BLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YAMA SWORDBREAKER was savagely defeated by LEXI in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MAT defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a unpopular 5 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 8 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 26 - 2 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 34 - 29 - 4 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 4 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 22 - 22 - 2 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 56 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 22 - 1 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 2 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 16 - 0 33 |
Turn 217 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SALACIA VILE 853 13 6 2 129 SORCERER KINGS (66)
LUNGING ATTACK GIBBERS 820 14 10 0 93 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
BASHING ATTACK KAMIGAWA 808 14 12 0 92 KAME HOUSE (61)
AIMED BLOW REPUS GROVER 77 9 2 0 80 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
SLASHING ATTACK UG NUT 832 12 10 1 66 THE FEROCIOUS FIVE (64)
TOTAL PARRY MR. ELBIDERCNI 74 9 2 0 59 CIXELSID HEROES (11)
WALL OF STEEL BROTHER ALDRED 885 6 3 0 42 LINDISFARNE (86)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ICEWING 821. The most popular warrior this turn was
BACK ALLEY BRAWLER 905. The ten other most popular fighters were VIVA LEXA 875,
DUPRE 328, ABALACH-RE 899, GIBBERS 820, THUNDERCLAW 908, RAZORCLAW 833, LEXI 909,
REPUS GROVER 77, ELDER FINIAN 881, and SALACIA VILE 853.
The least popular fighter this week was MAT 903. The other ten least popular
fighters were YAMA SWORDBREAKER 893, BLAKE 914, BOOP 904, MR. ELBIDERCNI 74, YOKAZA
847, ONE PIECE 787, ECAPS GHOST 76, TOYOTOMI 822, BRAD 900, and BROTHER ALDRED 885.