DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2009    Duedate: 04/07/2009

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM-84    TURN-23

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BELISARIUS
DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)
(84-4483) [27-17-4,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BELISARIUS                     PRIVATE 28
DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)        MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736)
(84-4483) [27-17-4,124]        (84-3780) [6-2-1,72]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BELISARIUS                     BAG
DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)        OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
(84-4483) [27-17-4,124]        (84-4281) [2-6-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MENAGERIE IX (865)          31
2. SMITH SMACK (1332)          18      MENAGERIE XXV (938)
3. UP AND AT 'EM (1122)        17      Unchartered Team
4. 071808U (967)               16
5. 011609S (1345)              16      101308B (1016)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*062408I (819)              9   0  0  100   1/ 2 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   5  3 0
 2/ 2*101308B (1016)             6   0  1  100   2/15*HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  4  2 0
 3/ 4*SLEAZY MOVES (1324)        4   0  0  100   3/12 MENAGERIE IX (865)        3  0 1
 4- 5*100908H (1008)             3   0  0  100   4/ 7*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)      3  0 1
 5/ 0*011609AE (1285)            1   0  0  100   5/ 8*MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736)   3  0 1
 6/ 0*011609AD (1284)            1   0  0  100   6/24 MENAGERIE XXV (938)       3  0 0
 7/ 0*011609S (1345)             1   0  0  100   7/11*101308B (1016)            3  0 0
 8- 8*PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (828)    1   0  0  100   8/ 9*SLEAZY MOVES (1324)       3  0 0
 9/12*DRAGON HOLD (614)          5   1  0 83.3   9/18*DRAGON HOLD (614)         3  0 0
10-10 CITIZENS (658)             9   2  1 81.8  10/33 ACID RAIN (1354)          3  2 0
11/ 9*101308L (1026)             9   2  0 81.8  11- 5 JAKARIS TTO1 (537)        3  2 0
12/13*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)       4   1  1 80.0  12- 1 JAKARI'S TT07 (543)       3  2 0
13-11*071808T (966)              4   1  0 80.0  13- 4*012209G (1259)            3  3 0
14/20*MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736)    6   2  1 75.0  14-10*100908B (1002)            2  0 0
15/22*DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)      6   2  0 75.0  15-23*012209B (1254)            2  0 0
16-14*MEDAL OF HONOR Q9 (793)    3   1  1 75.0  16-13*012209E (1257)            2  0 0
17-15*DUNGEON CELL 31 (1128)     3   1  0 75.0  17-14 DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)     2  0 0
18-17*012209B (1254)             3   1  0 75.0  18-20*MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)   2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*012209E (1257)             3   1  0 75.0  19/43*SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)    2  1 1
20/28*MEDAL OF HONOR P3 (777)    3   1  0 75.0  20/55*071808U (967)             2  1 0
21-19*100908G (1007)             5   2  1 71.4  21/28*DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    2  1 0
22-21*100908B (1002)             5   2  0 71.4  22-16*012209A (1253)            2  1 0
23/32*HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)   4   2  0 66.7  23/31*DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     2  1 0
24-24*071808C (960)              4   2  0 66.7  24/52*MEDAL OF HONOR P3 (777)   2  1 0
25-26*LIFE AT VIKING (1073)      2   1  1 66.7  25- 3*JAKARI'S TT04 (540)       2  2 0
26-29 DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)      7   4  1 63.6  26-34*80'S MOVIES (1251)        2  3 0
27-30*012209A (1253)             5   3  1 62.5  27/ 0*011609S (1345)            1  0 0
28-31*071808R (964)              5   3  0 62.5  28/ 0*011609AD (1284)           1  0 0
29/35 MENAGERIE XXV (938)        8   5  1 61.5  29/ 0*011609AE (1285)           1  0 0
30/23 071808V (968)              6   4  1 60.0  30-17*100908H (1008)            1  0 0
31/16*DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)     3   2  0 60.0  31-49*DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     1  0 0
32-33*MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)    3   2  0 60.0  32-45*071808T (966)             1  0 0
33/34 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  43  31  3 58.1  33-19 CITIZENS (658)            1  0 0
34/38*071808U (967)              7   6  0 53.8  34-21*062408I (819)             1  0 0
35/36 MIDNIGHT HOUR (1353)      68  63  6 51.9  35-41*PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (828)   1  0 0
36-37*012209G (1259)             6   6  0 50.0  36-22*MEDAL OF HONOR Q9 (793)   1  1 1
37-39 DUNGEON CELL 05 (509)      6   6  0 50.0  37-26 BERSERKERS (1099)         1  1 0
38-40*101308A (1015)             5   5  0 50.0  38-48*IT HAILED TODAY (1371)    1  1 0
39/59*SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)     3   3  1 50.0  39-27*DUNGEON CELL 31 (1128)    1  1 0
40-42*071808O (963)              3   3  0 50.0  40/36*MEDAL OF HONOR T2 (1132)  1  1 0
41-43*012209D (1256)             2   2  1 50.0  41-57*012209D (1256)            1  1 0
42-44*012209K (1263)             2   2  0 50.0  42-32*101308A (1015)            1  1 0
43-45*MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)    2   2  0 50.0  43-54*012209K (1263)            1  1 0
44/ 6*MEDAL OF HONOR T2 (1132)   1   1  0 50.0  44-61*MINDCRIMES (1355)         1  1 0
45-49*IT HAILED TODAY (1371)     1   1  0 50.0  45-50 JAKARI'S TT02 (538)       1  1 0
46-51 SISTERS OF MERCY (860)    71  77 14 48.0  46-53 JAKARI'S TT05 (541)       1  1 0
47/53 MENAGERIE IX (865)        12  14  3 46.2  47/25*101308L (1026)            1  2 0
48/41*062408G (817)              4   5  1 44.4  48/29 SOUL STEALERS (1252)      1  2 0
49/54 ACID RAIN (1354)          56  75  4 42.7  49/30 071808V (968)             1  2 0
50-56 JAKARI'S TT07 (543)       12  17  0 41.4  50/56 REFLECTIONS (1123)        1  2 0
51/57 REFLECTIONS (1123)        14  21  1 40.0  51/64*SMITH SMACK (1332)        1  2 0
52-60*80'S MOVIES (1251)         2   3  0 40.0  52/47*FURRY FURY (991)          1  2 0
53/58 SOUL STEALERS (1252)      17  26  3 39.5  53/60*OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   1  2 0
54/61 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   88 135 10 39.5  54/35 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  1  4 0
55-62 BERSERKERS (1099)         15  24  4 38.5  55- 6 JAKARI'S TT10 (546)       1  4 0
56/55*OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)    5   8  0 38.5  56/62 MIDNIGHT HOUR (1353)      1  5 0
57-63*JAKARI'S TT04 (540)        7  13  0 35.0  57/69*MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)  0  3 0
58-64*DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)      2   4  0 33.3  58-63 JAKARI'S TT03 (539)       0  3 0
59/46*FURRY FURY (991)           1   2  0 33.3  59/65*062408G (817)             0  3 0
60-66 JAKARIS TTO1 (537)         8  24  0 25.0  60/77*MEDAL OF HONOR T3 (1133)  0  2 0
61-67*SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)    1   3  0 25.0  61-68*SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   0  2 0
62/75*SMITH SMACK (1332)         1   3  0 25.0  62-59 DUNGEON CELL 05 (509)     0  2 0
63-68 JAKARI'S TT10 (546)        6  22  0 21.4  63-73*PHILANTHROPISTS (659)     0  2 0
64-69*MINDCRIMES (1355)          3  14  0 17.6  64-72*JAKARI'S TT06 (542)       0  2 0
65-70 JAKARI'S TT05 (541)        2  20  0  9.1  65/79*MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   0  2 0
66-71*JAKARI'S TT06 (542)        2  20  0  9.1  66-67*071808O (963)             0  1 0
67-72 JAKARI'S TT02 (538)        1  32  0  3.0  67-44*100908G (1007)            0  1 0
68-73 JAKARI'S TT03 (539)        0  34  0  0.0  68-70*071808R (964)             0  1 0
69-74*HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    0   4  0  0.0  69-66*HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   0  1 0
70/76*MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)   0   3  0  0.0  70-46*LIFE AT VIKING (1073)     0  1 0
71/79*MEDAL OF HONOR T3 (1133)   0   2  0  0.0  71-58*071808C (960)             0  1 0
72-77*PHILANTHROPISTS (659)      0   2  0  0.0  72-76*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)   0  1 0
73/80*MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)    0   2  0  0.0  73-51*MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)   0  1 0
74-78*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)    0   1  0  0.0  74-71 SISTERS OF MERCY (860)    0  1 0
75-82*PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (827)    0   1  0  0.0  75-81*PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (827)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hello is this thing on?  Yes.  Okay.  Welcome all to another wonderful Spring, yulp
yulp - blood make grass grow tis the season of war.  Best o luck to ya all on the
sands les vs mine of course. -- Banthius, mgr Disposable Heroes

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to JAKARI'S TT07, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the DISPOSABLE HEROES stable.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is HOTEL STILL BLOWS, who swept up 13 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at MENAGERIE XXV's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
18 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is ACID RAIN, who swept up 23 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at SUPE FORCES 7806's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 24 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is 071808U, who swept up 35 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MEDAL OF 
HONOR P3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 28 places in the team ranking.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  101308L may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 47th spot.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to SOUL STEALERS, which fell to 48th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 30th to 
49th place were the 071808V.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SMITH SMACK, who swept up 13 places in 
the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II, 
which fell to 54th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a 
look at MEDAL OF HONRO T4's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR T3, who swept up 17 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
MEDAL OF HONOR L5's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 14 places in the team 
ranking.  Hey everybody, watch out for SEMPER FU, who flew up 31 points in the 
rankings after mashing MIA THE PIXIE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was TAWNY OMELET, who dropped 11 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with SMILIN' BOB.  Our battling duelmaster 
BELISARIUS has managed to hold the title, fending off VENEMOUS CONCUBINE's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, BLACKSTONE.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the BLACKSTONE arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad 100908B?  Big bad 100908B.  Big bad 
100908B.  BLACKSTONE's afraid of the big bad 100908B.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause MENAGERIE IX beats feet every 
time 100908B smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges 
were votes, WICKED ANCHOVY would be president.  Although it may be a contest she 
doesn't want to win.  SNOOKER of SLEAZY MOVES had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 13 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought SNOOKER showed 
great skill and promise when he subdued JAMES BURT.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  The audience likes blood and 
there was plenty of it covering MIA THE PIXIE as she was driven to an early grave by 
SEMPER FU of the MENAGERIE IX.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and 
will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the BLACKSTONE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you 
can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one 
already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELISARIUS 4483              27  17  4   124       DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEMPER FU 4445                9   5  1   104       MENAGERIE IX (865)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOWNISH WALLOP 4194          9   0  0    85       062408I (819)
 T.N.O. 4892                   8   5  1    77       MENAGERIE XXV (938)
 PRIVATE 28 3780               6   2  1    72       MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736)
-QUARTZ PARDON 5279            5   2  1    70       100908G (1007)
 CREATOR RUSH 5327             6   0  1    68       101308B (1016)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 105 2636             6   3  1    66       DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)
-THUG TEST-FLY 5256            5   2  0    66       100908B (1002)
-COPSAR 3105                   5   1  0    66       JAKARI'S TT07 (543)
 SMILIN' BOB 5929              4   1  1    66       UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
 FLASHING GLARE 5941           7   8  0    63       REFLECTIONS (1123)
-FREAKAZOID 5790               5   1  1    60       BERSERKERS (1099)
 DIVINE THING 3142             5   1  0    60       DRAGON HOLD (614)
 BLACK ELF 6628                9   5  1    59       SOUL STEALERS (1252)
 DAVID WAYBUR 5954             8  15  0    59       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
-G'KAR 3360                    7   2  1    59       CITIZENS (658)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCTURDSWALLOW 7290            2   0  0    54       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
 HEADY BONUS 5063              5   4  0    50       071808U (967)
 SASHAY GINGERLY 5376          7   2  0    49       101308L (1026)
 INTRUDING TEARS 7183          4   5  0    48       ACID RAIN (1354)
-SOLDIER 8 5955               12   9  0    45       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
 PRISONER 075 2591             6   2  0    44       DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
-TORSO BEACH 5044              5   3  0    43       071808R (964)
-BACKBREAKER BEAR 4467         7  10  0    41       DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)
 TAWNY OMELET 5065             6   4  1    41       071808V (968)
-GUM FIN 5043                  3   3  0    40       071808O (963)
-PFC10 3805                    1   2  0    39       MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)
-DON DROPEM 4469               4   7  0    37       DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)
 WICKED ANCHOVY 4185           4   5  1    36       062408G (817)
-WEDGE 3420                    3   3  0    35       JAKARI'S TT10 (546)
-PLUSH NEWBIE 5287             3   0  0    35       100908H (1008)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CPL 30 3986                   3   1  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR P3 (777)
 BAG 4281                      2   6  0    31       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
-HAMBERGERIZER 5789            6   3  1    30       BERSERKERS (1099)
 BOISREDON 4787                3   3  1    30       SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)
-PRISONER 313 5981             3   1  0    30       DUNGEON CELL 31 (1128)
-THE ELEVATORS SUCK 7316       0   1  0    30       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
-CHARLIE FOXTROT 4443          3   4  2    29       MENAGERIE IX (865)
-SMITH BIPED 5057              4   1  0    28       071808T (966)
-LANIKAI 2721                  2   2  0    28       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-DIODE 5742                    4   0  0    27       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-VENTO 5633                    2   1  1    27       LIFE AT VIKING (1073)
-FRANCES PIERCE 3704           2   2  0    27       MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)
-GUN CORSAIR 5319              3   4  0    26       101308A (1015)
-HEADLINE SHOUTER 6644         3   1  0    25       012209B (1254)
-TWISTED HATE 7148             2   1  0    25       MIDNIGHT HOUR (1353)
-PRISONER 272 4856             2   4  0    25       DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)
-MUTED TENANT 5321             2   0  0    25       101308A (1015)
-BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373          2   0  0    25       101308L (1026)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOODY MISSIONARY 7192        1   2  0    25       MINDCRIMES (1355)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 321 5984             3   2  0    23       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-BLANTON 2751                  2   0  0    23       JAKARI'S TT07 (543)
-BOILER CRYING 6658            3   1  0    22       012209E (1257)
-OHM! 4279                     3   2  0    21       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
-BLABBER YEAR 6636             3   0  0    21       012209A (1253)
-AETOS 2717                    1   3  0    21       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
 SMITHERS 7044                 1   3  0    21       SMITH SMACK (1332)
-DELRIC STONETOE 4466          4   6  2    20       DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)
 SNOOKER 7004                  4   0  0    20       SLEAZY MOVES (1324)
-SUBTOPIC CAVIAR 6654          2   2  1    20       012209D (1256)
-WADER WICK 5060               2   2  0    20       071808U (967)
-PRISONER 101 2632             1   1  0    20       DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)
-IRON HASTE 5026               1   1  0    20       071808C (960)
-MORNIK 2750                   2   1  0    19       JAKARI'S TT07 (543)
-CRYING SAX 7151               1   2  0    19       MIDNIGHT HOUR (1353)
 BLUE BADGER 5186              1   2  0    19       FURRY FURY (991)
-SLARGIN 3123                  1   1  0    18       JAKARI'S TT04 (540)
-SINGLETON 5433                1   3  0    18       SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)
-LOONIE LACY 5236              3   7  1    17       SISTERS OF MERCY (860)
-YOKEL BROKER 6665             3   1  0    17       012209G (1259)
-MUNDOY 3424                   2   1  0    17       JAKARI'S TT04 (540)
-KRYBROS 4907                  1   1  0    17       JAKARI'S TT07 (543)
-WRAITH 6623                   0   3  0    17       SOUL STEALERS (1252)
-BUNI 3124                     2   2  0    16       JAKARI'S TT04 (540)
-HELJA 3110                    1   1  0    16       JAKARI'S TT10 (546)
-APPOLONO 2737                 1   1  0    16       JAKARI'S TT05 (541)
 ITCHY GOO 7105                1   0  0    16       011609S (1345)
-SUPER FREAK 5011              0   4  0    16       HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
-ELIXEM 3121                   2   1  0    15       JAKARI'S TT04 (540)
 CLOUDY SKY 7149               1   4  0    15       MIDNIGHT HOUR (1353)
 LORD WEBBED 6803              1   0  0    15       011609AE (1285)
-ZOOTER 3126                   0   3  0    15       JAKARI'S TT03 (539)
-LAVENTA DOEVELA 4462          2   8  0    14       SISTERS OF MERCY (860)
-CADDYSHACK 6614               1   0  0    14       80'S MOVIES (1251)
 ANTHONY CASAMENTO 6002        1   1  0    14       MEDAL OF HONOR T2 (1132)
-PHINEAS 2718                  0   6  0    14       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-GONZO 5947                    2   0  0    13       JAKARI'S TT07 (543)
-ROBESPIERRE 3362              2   0  0    13       CITIZENS (658)
-NELLA 4906                    1   4  0    13       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-SSG 13 4066                   3   1  1    12       MEDAL OF HONOR Q9 (793)
-TOG CLOT 6669                 2   2  0    12       012209G (1259)
 PLEATED NONUSER 6798          1   0  0    12       011609AD (1284)
-STELLA 4242                   2   0  0    11       JAKARI'S TT06 (542)
-MARADARST 4238                1   0  0    11       PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (828)
-SNEAKY CEMENT 6639            2   2  1    10       012209A (1253)
-THELSA 3419                   1   1  0    10       JAKARI'S TT10 (546)
-STRIPES 6617                  1   0  0    10       80'S MOVIES (1251)
-CHERYL 4904                   0   2  0    10       JAKARI'S TT10 (546)
-ELLESRY 5811                  1   0  0     9       JAKARI'S TT05 (541)
-TAZMELLA 5812                 1   0  0     9       JAKARI'S TT02 (538)
-BLOCK OF ICE 7370             1   1  0     9       IT HAILED TODAY (1371)
 CLARENCE CRAFT 6013           0   3  0     9       MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)
-FRUIT PING 6689               2   2  0     8       012209K (1263)
-WABASH 4903                   1   1  0     8       JAKARI'S TT10 (546)
 JAMES BURT 6008               0   2  0     7       MEDAL OF HONOR T3 (1133)
-THOMOCULUS 3404               0   1  0     7       JAKARI'S TT06 (542)
-OBLOUD 4244                   0   1  0     7       JAKARI'S TT06 (542)
-WIERD SCIENCE 6616            0   1  0     7       80'S MOVIES (1251)
-ELDORIC LEAFWIN 4234          0   1  0     7       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (827)
 RED TEAR 7188                 1   2  0     5       ACID RAIN (1354)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BACK TO SCHOOL 6618           0   1  0     5       80'S MOVIES (1251)
-THUNDER 4762                  0   1  0     5       JAKARI'S TT02 (538)
-GLOI GRIMLIGHT 3365           0   2  0     4       PHILANTHROPISTS (659)
-LUIJI 3122                    0   2  0     2       JAKARI'S TT04 (540)
 YUKIO OKUTSU 3795             0   2  0     2       MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BASE LIBELER 6637       0  1 0 012209A 1253         VENTO 5633             19  NOT REVENGED
PECTORAL VALUE 6667     1  3 0 012209G 1259         SSG 13 4066            22   
JAM FORK 5024           3  1 0 071808C 960          PRIVATE 28 3780        21   
MIA THE PIXIE 4494     12 12 1 DISPOSABLE HEROE 869 SEMPER FU 4445         23   
PRISONER 052 2578       6  6 0 DUNGEON CELL 05 509  SMILIN' BOB 5929       22   
GREYSTONE 4243          0  3 0 JAKARI'S TT06 542    BOISREDON 4787         21   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Wow what year is this?

     The Year of the Dancing Aardvark, I believe.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CREATOR RUSH bested FLASHING GLARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SEMPER FU slaughtered MIA THE PIXIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
T.N.O. demolished SASHAY GINGERLY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute uneven Challenge fight.
INTRUDING TEARS overpowered WICKED ANCHOVY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SMILIN' BOB vanquished TAWNY OMELET in a exciting 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SNOOKER overcame JAMES BURT in a action packed 3 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
BELISARIUS vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
DAVID WAYBUR was defeated by HEADY BONUS in a dull 4 minute duel.
BLACK ELF was overpowered by PRIVATE 28 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 075 slimly won victory over BAG in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
DIVINE THING demolished PRISONER 321 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BOISREDON bested ANTHONY CASAMENTO in a exciting 2 minute battle.
CPL 30 devastated CLOUDY SKY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLUE BADGER was handily defeated by SMITHERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CLARENCE CRAFT was overpowered by EMILY in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
YUKIO OKUTSU was handily defeated by PLEATED NONUSER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RED TEAR was devastated by ITCHY GOO in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LORD WEBBED demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  14 -  2      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK  111 -  86 -  7      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        57 -  53 -  6      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  50 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  22 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  53 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  23 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  28 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  34 -  0      28  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  21 -  0      25  |

Turn  23 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         7  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BELISARIUS 4483            27  17  4  124 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)
AIMED BLOW       SEMPER FU 4445              9   5  1  104 MENAGERIE IX (865)
TOTAL PARRY      HEADY BONUS 5063            5   4  0   50 071808U (967)
BASHING ATTACK   PRISONER 075 2591           6   2  0   44 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BELISARIUS 4483.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BAG 4281.  The ten other most popular fighters were T.N.O. 4892, PRISONER 075 
2591, SMILIN' BOB 5929, JAMES BURT 6008, BOISREDON 4787, INTRUDING TEARS 7183, DIVINE 
THING 3142, EMILY 7278, PLEATED NONUSER 6798, and RED TEAR 7188.

The least popular fighter this week was HEADY BONUS 5063.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DAVID WAYBUR 5954, CLARENCE CRAFT 6013, BLUE BADGER 5186, 
CLOUDY SKY 7149, ANTHONY CASAMENTO 6002, PRISONER 321 5984, BLACK ELF 6628, SASHAY 
GINGERLY 5376, MIA THE PIXIE 4494, and ITCHY GOO 7105.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BELISARIUS (84-4483) DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)