DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/01/2009    Duedate: 07/14/2009

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM-84    TURN-30

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIKE
BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)
(84-8455) [11-9-1,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIKE                          SMILIN' BOB
BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)          UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
(84-8455) [11-9-1,101]         (84-5929) [6-2-1,85]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPIKE                          PLUSH NEWBIE
BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)          100908H (1008)
(84-8455) [11-9-1,101]         (84-5287) [6-1-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WACKY WARPATH (1468)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)         58
2. SKI-BUM 7 (1540)            46      BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)
3. NCA1 (1518)                 45      Unchartered Team
4. WACKY WARPATH (1468)        43
5. BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)    42      DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 062408I (819)             10   0  0  100   1/ 1 WACKY WARPATH (1468)     12  3 0
 2/ 5*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)    4   0  1  100   2/ 8 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)  5  9 1
 3/15*040709D (1452)             4   0  0  100   3/22*040709D (1452)            4  0 0
 4- 3*POSITIVE ALTERNAT (1519)   4   0  0  100   4/ 6 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    4  1 0
 5- 4*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417)   3   0  2  100   5/ 3*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   3  0 0
 6- 7*KELLUMBOS KIDS 3 (597)     3   0  1  100   6/27*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1420)  3  0 0
 7- 8*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (892)   3   0  0  100   7/10*040709H (1456)            3  1 1
 8-10*Q-SCHOOL (1323)            3   0  0  100   8/ 7 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    3  3 0
 9-13*SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)    2   0  0  100   9/71*100908H (1008)            2  0 0
10/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)    2   0  0  100  10/16 101308A (1015)            2  0 0
11/21*040709C (1451)             2   0  0  100  11/70 101308B (1016)            2  0 0
12/19*040709L (1460)             2   0  0  100  12/38 101308L (1026)            2  0 0
13/ 0*BLADERUNNER 403 (1562)     1   0  1  100  13/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)   2  0 0
14/ 0*NEVER QUEST (554)          1   0  1  100  14/50*040709C (1451)            2  0 0
15/ 0*AT THE MOVIES II (1537)    1   0  0  100  15/37*040709L (1460)            2  0 0
16/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)    1   0  0  100  16-29 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)  2  0 0
17/ 0*ES IS SUPER (1329)         1   0  0  100  17-24 MONSTER MASH (536)        2  0 0
18-18*PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)   1   0  0  100  18/ 4*COOL DORKS (1379)         2  1 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)   1   0  0  100  19/26*KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  2  1 1
20/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)   10   1  0 90.9  20/ 5*MISISTERS OF DEFE (1302)  2  1 0
21/26*100908H (1008)             6   1  0 85.7  21/ 2*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)     2  1 0
22/24 101308L (1026)            11   2  0 84.6  22/73*DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)     2  1 0
23-27*101308O (1029)             5   1  0 83.3  23/77 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    2  1 0
24/28 101308B (1016)             9   2  1 81.8  24/79 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     2  1 0
25-29 100908B (1002)             8   2  0 80.0  25/ 0*BODIES OF STEEL (1539)    2  2 0
26/ 2*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)      4   1  1 80.0  26/ 0*SKI-BUM 7 (1540)          2  2 0
27-31*MENAGERIE X (866)          4   1  0 80.0  27/34*FIGHTING WITH II (995)    2  3 0
28-32*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)     4   1  0 80.0  28/ 0*NCA1 (1518)               2  3 0
29/23*071808T (966)              7   2  0 77.8  29/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)   2  3 0
30/34*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)       6   2  1 75.0  30/ 0*HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)       2  3 0
31/ 6*COOL DORKS (1379)          3   1  1 75.0  31/84*SOAK HEROES (1431)        2  6 0
32/41*KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)   3   1  1 75.0  32/86*BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)    2  8 0
33/11*040709H (1456)             3   1  1 75.0  33- 9*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417)  1  0 1
34/43*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1420)   3   1  0 75.0  34/ 0*BLADERUNNER 403 (1562)    1  0 1
35/ 9*MISISTERS OF DEFE (1302)   3   1  0 75.0  35/ 0*NEVER QUEST (554)         1  0 1
36-33 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)   8   3  0 72.7  36-19*Q-SCHOOL (1323)           1  0 0
37/25*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)      5   2  1 71.4  37-44*SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)   1  0 0
38-36 MENAGERIE XI (867)         7   3  0 70.0  38-67*011609AE (1285)           1  0 0
39/38*HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)   9   4  0 69.2  39-20*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891)  1  0 0
40/49 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     10   5  1 66.7  40-12*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (892)  1  0 0
41-37 DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)     10   5  1 66.7  41/ 0*THE WHEEL OF TIME (1199)  1  0 0
42-39*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1423)   2   1  0 66.7  42/ 0*ES IS SUPER (1329)        1  0 0
43-40*BLADERUNNER 404 (1500)     2   1  0 66.7  43-18*012209G (1259)            1  0 0
44-46*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891)   2   1  0 66.7  44-21*VENETIAN I (1380)         1  0 0
45-45*VENETIAN I (1380)          2   1  0 66.7  45-46*PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)  1  0 0
46/51 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)     7   4  1 63.6  46-47*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)  1  0 0
47/53*DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)      5   3  1 62.5  47-23*MENAGERIE X (866)         1  0 0
48/35*OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)     5   3  0 62.5  48-17 MENAGERIE XI (867)        1  0 0
49/48 071808V (968)              9   6  1 60.0  49-15 100908B (1002)            1  0 0
50-50*012209G (1259)             9   6  0 60.0  50/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   1  0 0
51-52*011609AE (1285)            3   2  0 60.0  51-59*MENAGERIE XV (872)        1  0 0
52/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 996  (1555)   8   6  2 57.1  52/ 0*AT THE MOVIES II (1537)   1  0 0
53/55 101308A (1015)             8   6  0 57.1  53/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)     1  0 0
54/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)     30  24  5 55.6  54/ 0*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1551)  1  0 0
55/66 WACKY WARPATH (1468)      27  23  3 54.0  55/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 11 (1554)    1  0 0
56/56 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  43  38  3 53.1  56/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)   1  0 0
57-58 MONSTER MASH (536)         9   8  0 52.9  57-63*101308O (1029)            1  0 0
58/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)   12  11  0 52.2  58-11*KELLUMBOS KIDS 3 (597)    1  0 0
59/ 0 GHOST RIDERS (1548)      205 201 28 50.5  59-72*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    1  0 0
60/ 0*BODIES OF STEEL (1539)     4   4  0 50.0  60-57 062408I (819)             1  0 0
61/74*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)    4   4  0 50.0  61-25*BLADERUNNER 404 (1500)    1  1 0
62/ 0*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1551)   2   2  0 50.0  62-66*FURRY-FURY (1428)         1  1 0
63/ 0*SKI-BUM 7 (1540)           2   2  0 50.0  63/68*FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  1 0
64/47*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)      2   2  0 50.0  64/61*HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   1  1 0
65-64*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1178)   1   1  0 50.0  65/13*071808T (966)             1  1 0
66-62*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1412)   1   1  0 50.0  66/14 071808V (968)             1  1 0
67/ 0*BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)     1   1  0 50.0  67/69*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)      1  1 0
68/ 0*THE WHEEL OF TIME (1199)   1   1  0 50.0  68/58*HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  1  1 0
69/67 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)     8   9  0 47.1  69/49*WE NEED A HERO (1059)     1  1 0
70/71 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)     7   8  0 46.7  70-28*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1423)  1  1 0
71/70 REFLECTIONS (1123)        18  24  2 42.9  71/ 0*BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)    1  1 0
72/ 0*MICROSCOPIC MAYHE (1538)   6   8  0 42.9  72-30 DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)     1  1 0
73/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 11 (1554)     3   4  1 42.9  73-80*MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   1  1 0
74-73*MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)    3   4  0 42.9  74/74*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1413)  1  2 0
75-75 MENAGERIE IX (865)        13  19  3 40.6  75/65*FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)     1  2 0
76/80 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)  28  41  5 40.6  76/31*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)     1  2 0
77/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 14 (1553)    10  15  0 40.0  77/32*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)     1  2 0
78/68 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)     4   6  1 40.0  78/33*OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)    1  2 0
79/69 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)     4   6  0 40.0  79/82*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)   1  2 0
80/60*FORMER BOSSES (953)        2   3  0 40.0  80/83 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   1  2 0
81/ 0*HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)        2   3  0 40.0  81/ 0*SKI-BUM 39 (1565)         1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/76 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)    8  13  0 38.1  82/ 0*MICROSCOPIC MAYHE (1538)  1  4 0
83/ 0*NCA1 (1518)               11  19  0 36.7  83/94*KAOS X (1000)             1  5 0
84/ 0 BLADE RUNNER'S CA (1550)   4   7  0 36.4  84/35*GRIMM WASTES (994)        1  7 0
85/78*WE NEED A HERO (1059)      2   4  0 33.3  85/85*BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)   0 11 0
86-82*MENAGERIE XV (872)         2   4  0 33.3  86/87 KAOS LORDS (920)          0  8 0
87-87*MENAGERIE XVI (873)        1   2  0 33.3  87/88*BONE TRAUMA (1430)        0  5 0
88-83*FURRY-FURY (1428)          1   2  0 33.3  88/ 0 GHOST RIDERS (1548)       0  4 0
89/92*HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    2   5  0 28.6  89/75 REFLECTIONS (1123)        0  3 0
90/90*SOAK HEROES (1431)         2   6  0 25.0  90/90 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  0  3 0
91/84*KAOS X (1000)              2   6  0 25.0  91/78 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)    0  3 0
92-88*MENAGERIE XXIII (886)      1   3  1 25.0  92/81 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    0  3 0
93/86*FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)      1   3  0 25.0  93-91*MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)  0  2 0
94/ 0*SKI-BUM 39 (1565)          1   3  0 25.0  94/%109*KAOSS (1183)              0  2 0
95/ 0 JAKARIS TTO1 (537)         8  25  0 24.2  95/%104*040709K (1459)            0  2 0
96/93*FIGHTING WITH II (995)     3  11  0 21.4  96-89*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)  0  2 0
97/89*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1413)   1   4  0 20.0  97-96*SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)      0  2 0
98/%100*BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)     2   9  0 18.2  98-62*MENAGERIE XVI (873)       0  1 0
99/ 0*DIRTIER JOBS (567)         1   5  0 16.7  99/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 14 (1553)    0  1 0
%100/94*GRIMM WASTES (994)         3  18  0 14.3  %100-%100*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)   0  1 0
%101-96*MENAGERIE VI (861)         1   6  0 14.3  %101-60*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1412)  0  1 0
%102/95*KAOSS (1183)               1   7  0 12.5  %102-64*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1178)  0  1 0
%103/97*BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)    1  11  1  8.3  %103-92*MENAGERIE XXII (885)      0  1 0
%104/98 KAOS LORDS (920)           1  23  0  4.2  %104/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)  0  1 0
%105/ 0 JAKARI'S TT03 (539)        0  35  0  0.0  %105/ 0 BLADE RUNNER'S CA (1550)  0  1 0
%106-99*MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)   0   8  0  0.0  %106/ 0*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1552)  0  1 0
%107/%101*BONE TRAUMA (1430)         0   5  0  0.0  %107/ 0 BLADE RUNNER 996  (1555)  0  1 0
%108-%102*MENAGERIE XXIV (887)       0   4  0  0.0  %108-95*MENAGERIE XXIV (887)      0  1 0
%109-%103*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)     0   4  0  0.0  %109-93*MENAGERIE XXIII (886)     0  1 0
%110-%104*MENAGERIE XXII (885)       0   3  0  0.0  %110/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 502 (1558)   0  1 0
%111-%105*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)   0   3  0  0.0  %111/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 505 (1559)   0  1 0
%112/%109*040709K (1459)             0   2  0  0.0  %112-76 MENAGERIE IX (865)        0  1 0
%113/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)   0   2  0  0.0  %113/ 0*DIRTIER JOBS (567)        0  1 0
%114-%107*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)    0   2  0  0.0  %114/ 0 JAKARI'S TT03 (539)       0  1 0
%115-%108*SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)       0   2  0  0.0  %115-99*MENAGERIE VI (861)        0  1 0
%116/ 0*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1552)   0   1  0  0.0  %116/ 0 JAKARIS TTO1 (537)        0  1 0
%117/ 0*BLADE RUNNER 502 (1558)    0   1  0  0.0  %117-98*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BLACKSTONE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for 040709D's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 2-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-36's celebration over their good record this turn.  6th place, not 
bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 100908H's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 101308B's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  11th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 
101308L's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for 
a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 040709C's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  14th place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for 040709L's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  COOL DORKS is on the 
way down, falling to 18th from 4th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a 
good day, so I feel sorry for MISISTERS OF DEFENSE, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 15 
into 20th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  
DUNGEON CELL 22 has fallen to 21st place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging 
now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join DUNGEON CELL 25's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  22nd place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 29's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Dripping Blade and join DUNGEON CELL 07's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  24th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for SOAK HEROES' 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-3-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join BLADERUNNER 
400's celebration over their good record this turn.  32nd place, not bad.  Look out 
below!  071808T is on the way down, falling to 65th from 13th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha 
ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 071808V, who went 0-1-0 and 
dropped 52 into 66th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  WE NEED 
A HERO is on the way down, falling to 69th from 49th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, 
this is too good to be true!  OF WOLF & MAN 5 has fallen to 76th place after going 
0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel 
sorry for OF WOLF & MAN 6, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 45 into 77th.  Here's my pity, 
for what it's worth.  Look out below!  OF WOLF & MAN 31 is on the way down, falling 
to 78th from 33rd with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for KAOS X's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-4-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  GRIMM WASTES has fallen to 84th 
place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good 
day, so I feel sorry for REFLECTIONS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 14 into 89th.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  OF WOLF & MAN 
32 has fallen to 91st place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look 
out below!  OF WOLF & MAN 24 is on the way down, falling to 92nd from 81st with a 
0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
KAOSS' celebration over their good record this turn.  94th place, not bad.  Now let's 
all watch BIG HEADED SNAKES' heads swell from their 3-1-1 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  
Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
MASSASAUGA win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MUTED TENANT beat 
PRISONER 222 and PRISONER 222 lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, GODZILLA has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as SPIKE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  BONE TRAUMA was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like BIG HEADED SNAKES avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  OHM! was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the BLACKSTONE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE 8455                   11   9  1   101       BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GODZILLA 2713                 9   1  0   119       MONSTER MASH (536)
 RAW SEWAGE 8492              10   1  0    93       BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)
 CREATOR RUSH 5327             9   2  1    93       101308B (1016)
-PRISONER 105 2636             9   4  1    92       DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THUG TEST-FLY 5256            8   2  0    89       100908B (1002)
-CLOWNISH WALLOP 4194          9   0  0    85       062408I (819)
 KRAVEN MOOREHED 8483          8   6  2    85       BLADE RUNNER 996 II (1555)
 SMILIN' BOB 5929              6   2  1    85       UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
 WOLVERINE 5556                2   2  0    84       WE NEED A HERO (1059)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 075 2591            10   5  1    80       DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
-SEMPER FU 4445               10   8  1    80       MENAGERIE IX (865)
 FLASHING GLARE 5941          11  11  1    79       REFLECTIONS (1123)
 SMITH BIPED 5057              7   2  0    77       071808T (966)
 ASP 7973                      8   5  1    72       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
 TAWNY OMELET 5065             9   6  1    71       071808V (968)
-6IX 4316                      6   2  0    70       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
 STRONG LIKE OX 7938           7   3  0    69       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 DAVID WAYBUR 5954             8  22  0    68       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCTURDSWALLOW 7290            4   1  0    66       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
 MUTED TENANT 5321             5   1  0    65       101308A (1015)
 CERNUNNOS 8477                8   6  0    60       BLADE RUNNER 14 (1553)
 HORRIBLE 3103                 5   3  0    58       OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373          4   0  0    55       101308L (1026)
 LEMAR 3094                    4   2  0    53       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
 PLUSH NEWBIE 5287             6   1  0    52       100908H (1008)
 OG 8209                       4   2  0    52       NCA1 (1518)
-TEMPUS FUGIT 4447             4   1  0    51       MENAGERIE X (866)
 MIGHT BE OK 4248              7   4  1    50       OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
 PRISONER 321 5984             6   4  0    50       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-SASHAY GINGERLY 5376          7   2  0    49       101308L (1026)
 BUFFALO BREATH 7932           6   4  2    49       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
-BEDROCK CRIMINAL 5389         4   1  0    49       101308O (1029)
 PRISONER 255 4849             5   3  1    48       DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)
-BAG 4281                      4   7  0    48       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 THE ELEVATORS SUCK 7316       3   2  0    48       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
-CUJO 4455                     7   3  0    47       MENAGERIE XI (867)
 NARROW SPARROW 8459           4   7  0    47       BLADE RUNNER'S CAFE4 (1550)
 POKER HONTAS 7937             6   4  0    46       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 DOABLE 4269                   4   4  0    46       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)
-SOLDIER 8 5955               12   9  0    45       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
-TOG CLOT 6669                 5   2  0    45       012209G (1259)
 GOING COMMANDO 7208           4   0  1    44       DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)
 PRISONER 222 4832             4   1  1    44       DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)
 CALEB 2901                    5   2  1    42       OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
-PUPPY CALL 4628               3   0  0    41       KELLUMBOS KIDS MN13 (892)
-STUPEFY MASSES 4193           1   0  0    41       062408I (819)
-SSSRRA 7968                   4   6  0    40       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
 FLEETING DESIRE 5210          3   5  0    39       FIGHTING WITH II (995)
 OHM! 4279                     4   6  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 SWIRL OF SQUIRREL 8462        2   2  0    36       BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 5 (1551)
 ZIEC 2995                     4   6  1    35       OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)
 SHARD 3097                    4   7  0    35       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
 BRYTHUNIA 8482                3   4  1    35       BLADE RUNNER 11 (1554)
 TAVEY WAVEY 7685              3   1  0    35       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-36 (1420)
-CONCERTO 4525                 2   4  0    35       MENAGERIE XV (872)
 FORON 3149                    4   6  0    34       OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)
-SHARTISHA 3020                3   0  1    34       KELLUMBOS KIDS 3 (597)
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              2   3  0    34       FORMER BOSSES (953)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOUDDROID 7075               2   0  0    32       SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)
-PRISONER 324 5987             1   3  0    32       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-DONAD 3155                    4   1  0    31       OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)
-CHARLIE FOXTROT 4443          3   6  2    31       MENAGERIE IX (865)
 SUPER FREAK 5011              2   5  0    31       HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
-7EVEN 4317                    2   1  0    30       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
-SEXYGIRL 4621                 2   1  0    30       KELLUMBOS KIDS MN12 (891)
 PLANARIA 8340                 3   0  0    29       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YEACHIDA 8117                 2   1  0    29       BLADERUNNER 404 (1500)
 D?S? OPEN? 6872               3   1  1    28       KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)
 TWISTED MISTER 8497           5   8  0    27       BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)
-DIODE 5742                    4   0  0    27       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-OVER THE RAINBOW 7477         2   1  0    27       VENETIAN I (1380)
 WEEZIE 5232                   2   2  0    27       KAOS X (1000)
-THRESHER 4594                 1   3  1    27       MENAGERIE XXIII (886)
 DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796           1   8  0    27       KAOS LORDS (920)
-GUN CORSAIR 5319              3   4  0    26       101308A (1015)
 PYNDU 7744                    2   0  0    26       SOAK HEROES (1431)
 POWDERED TUT 7868             2   0  1    25       040709H (1456)
 MASSASAUGA 8082               1   3  1    25       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-YUKIO OKUTSU 3795             3   4  0    24       MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)
 KILLER BEES 6889              3   1  0    24       MISISTERS OF DEFENSE (1302)
-FINAL CRISIS 7700             2   1  0    24       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-39 (1423)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORD WEBBED 6803              3   2  0    23       011609AE (1285)
-QUAGMIRE 6998                 3   0  0    23       Q-SCHOOL (1323)
 CHIEF GUMBY 7935              2   7  0    23       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 BORG IRONJAW 8210             4   2  0    22       NCA1 (1518)
 TAKEM LONGTOKE 7933           3   1  0    22       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918          3   1  1    21       COOL DORKS (1379)
-AETOS 2717                    1   3  0    21       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
 I'LL TAKE IT HOFFA 8511       1   0  0    21       HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)
-NIX ANOTHER 5390              1   0  0    21       101308O (1029)
 AMAZON 8348                   2   0  0    20       BODIES OF STEEL (1539)
 NOVEL COB 7843                2   0  0    20       040709C (1451)
 THE ROT 2806                  1   0  1    20       NEVER QUEST (554)
 CRIMSON MATERIAL 8519         1   0  1    20       BLADERUNNER 403 (1562)
-PRISONER 101 2632             1   1  0    20       DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)
 FAIRLY SLICK 8515             1   0  0    20       BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)
 NOSFERATU 8412                4   5  0    19       GHOST RIDERS (1548)
 BLUE DEVIL 5205               2   4  0    18       GRIMM WASTES (994)
 MOG 8208                      2   2  0    18       NCA1 (1518)
 ALBI 2908                     2   2  0    18       OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)
 TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849          2   0  0    18       040709D (1452)
 HUMPBACK PARABLE 7852         2   0  0    18       040709D (1452)
 ANDROMEDA 7653                1   3  0    18       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-35 (1413)
-YOKEL BROKER 6665             3   1  0    17       012209G (1259)
-SURI 7670                     2   0  1    17       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
 CHICKENSEXDETECTIVE 2873      1   2  0    17       DIRTIER JOBS (567)
-GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           1   4  0    17       GRIMM WASTES (994)
 LI'L DEMON 8534               1   0  0    17       SKI-BUM 39 (1565)
-CONJURER 4591                 0   3  0    17       MENAGERIE XXII (885)
-VON VON 7694                  0   3  0    17       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
 FOREARM SWAB 7891             2   0  0    16       040709L (1460)
-KO'D KANGAROO 7727            1   1  0    16       FURRY-FURY (1428)
 ACHERON 8494                  1   0  0    16       BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)
-TIMBER WOLF 4603              0   4  0    16       MENAGERIE XXIV (887)
-BELL 2926                     0   4  0    16       OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)
-ROKH 4424                     1   6  0    15       MENAGERIE VI (861)
-TECHNO-MAGE 4531              1   2  0    15       MENAGERIE XVI (873)
 DISSED REAPER 8527            1   0  0    15       BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)
-SCOTT 8219                    1   0  0    15       POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1519)
 D 8353                        1   0  0    15       SKI-BUM 7 (1540)
-ZOOTER 3126                   0   3  0    15       JAKARI'S TT03 (539)
 ONYX SPIRIT 8116              1   3  0    14       BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)
 FER DE LANCE 8303             1   1  0    14       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-COPPELIA 8221                 1   0  0    14       POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1519)
 PEEVED PENGUIN 7725           1   1  0    14       FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)
-TOBYMAC 8220                  1   0  0    14       POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1519)
-CLARENCE CRAFT 6013           0   8  0    14       MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLANDER 8493                  1   0  0    13       BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)
 THANKS AGAIN HOFFA 8510       1   0  0    13       HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)
 EUGLENA 8342                  1   2  0    13       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
 GIAN CHILD 8531               1   0  0    13       SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)
-KELLI 8222                    1   0  0    13       POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (1519)
-NELLA 4906                    1   4  0    13       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
 UNBORN MONISM 7870            1   1  0    12       040709H (1456)
-SHAQUAYLIA 7671               1   0  1    11       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
 STORM FANG 8229               1   2  0    11       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
 SLICK 7027                    1   0  0    11       ES IS SUPER (1329)
 GUTROT 8205                   0   1  0    11       NCA1 (1518)
 THANKS HOFFA!!! 8512          0   1  0    11       HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)
 FOREVER MAN 6344              1   1  0    10       THE WHEEL OF TIME II (1199)
-CRUSTY 6230                   1   1  0    10       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-1 (1178)
-OLM SKYTHIRST 7580            1   0  0    10       PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)
 AVENGELYN 8306                1   0  0    10       BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)
-ARL SMILEBLOOM 7583           1   0  0    10       PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)
 SALANUS DEMONSBANE 8206       0   2  0    10       NCA1 (1518)
 EAGLE EYE 8335                1   0  0     9       AT THE MOVIES II (1537)
 ICHABOD IMADEDLICH 8352       1   0  0     9       SKI-BUM 7 (1540)
 $*!& HOUSE 8516               1   0  0     9       BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)
 SHABOOKIE 7698                0   2  0     8       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-26 (1422)
 TOOTHLESS BASTAGE 8107        1   3  1     7       BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)
-COL. VENDARZ 7827             0   1  0     7       SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)
-PRISONER 325 5988             0   1  0     7       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
 B 8349                        0   1  0     7       SKI-BUM 7 (1540)
 HYDRA 8339                    0   1  0     7       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
-GENERAL MILLZ 7824            0   1  0     7       SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)
-SHAQUAYTIA 7652               0   1  0     7       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-35 (1413)
-SNOW ANGEL 6255               0   1  0     7       KAOSS (1183)
 RIGORMORTIS TORTOISE 8470     0   1  0     7       BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 8 (1552)
 WILD MAN 8344                 1   0  0     5       BODIES OF STEEL (1539)
 AMOEBA 8341                   1   2  0     5       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
 DISSED MERCENARY 8526         0   1  0     5       BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)
 VAMP 8499                     0   1  0     5       BLADE RUNNER 502 (1558)
 SURE ANGEL 6634               0   2  0     2       KAOSS (1183)
-SPORE 7816                    0   2  0     2       SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)
 SARNIA 8311                   0   1  0     1       BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)
 CRYOSE 8309                   0   1  0     1       BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)
 XIRA ARIEN 8404               0   1  0     1       GHOST RIDERS (1548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      CRIMSON MATERIAL 8519  30  NONE
REDONE LOONY 6726       1  1 0 011609B 1270         PRISONER 222 4832      27   
BOILER CRYING 6658      3  3 0 012209E 1257         SHARTISHA 3020         27   
UNHEALED MAGGOT 7885    0  2 0 040709K 1459         D?S? OPEN? 6872        30   
COTTONMOUTH 8083        0  1 0 BIG HEADED SNAK 1474 GOING COMMANDO 7208    27   
DIAMONDBACK 8084        0  2 0 BIG HEADED SNAK 1474 SURI 7670              28   
505-A 8505              0  1 0 BLADE RUNNER 50 1559 DARK CHAMPION          30  NONE
HAKADEK 8310            0  1 0 BLADE RUNNER 50 1498 ARENAMASTER            30  NONE
SHAZZARD 8305           0  1 0 BLADE RUNNER 50 1498 STONE GOLEM            30  NONE
994 A 8495              0  1 0 BLADE RUNNER 99 1557 MOUNTAIN TROLL         30  NONE
994 B 8498              0  1 0 BLADE RUNNER 99 1557 HIGH ELF               30  NONE
CHIMERA 8307            0  1 0 BLADERUNNER 400 1499 DARK CHAMPION          30  NONE
RUST BUCKET 1 8347      0  1 0 BODIES OF STEEL 1539 STONE GOLEM            30  NONE
RUST BUCKET 2 8346      0  1 0 BODIES OF STEEL 1539 SPYMASTER              30  NONE
FRACTURED FEMUR 7739    0  2 0 BONE TRAUMA 1430     THE ROT 2806           30   
HARBINGER HARE 7726     0  1 0 FURRY FURY-OUS 1427  POWDERED TUT 7868      29   
WILE WOLF 7724          0  1 0 FURRY FURY-OUS 1427  GOTTA TRY 6253         26  NONE
ANOTHER BUM 8406        0  1 0 GHOST RIDERS 1548    WURM KIN               30  NONE
THE BARON OF BEL 8407   2  2 1 GHOST RIDERS 1548    MASSASAUGA 8082        30   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GIFT-A 8509             0  1 0 HOFFA'S GIFT 1560    HIGH ELF               30  NONE
GIFT-B 8513             0  1 0 HOFFA'S GIFT 1560    WURM KIN               30  NONE
THUG 8354               0  1 0 JAKARI'S TT03 539    SPYMASTER              30  NONE
THUG 8355               0  1 0 JAKARIS TTO1 537     BLACK ORC              30  NONE
DAW 8362                0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 920       BANDIT PRINCE          30  NONE
DAX 8361                0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 920       ARENAMASTER            30  NONE
DAY 8360                0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 920       WURM KIN               30  NONE
DA1 5235                0  1 0 KAOS X 1000          SHEWISH GIANT          30  NONE
DA2 5234                0  1 0 KAOS X 1000          SHEWISH GIANT          30  NONE
DA3 5231                0  1 0 KAOS X 1000          WURM KIN               30  NONE
WHITE NIGHT 5233        0  1 0 KAOS X 1000          MOUNTAIN TROLL         30  NONE
CODY LANE 7646          1  1 0 KELLUMBOS KIDS  1412 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918   28   
MARGAY 5961             0  1 0 MENAGERIE IV 656     SHAQUAYLIA 7671        26  NONE
T.N.O. 4892             9  6 1 MENAGERIE XXV 938    FLASHING GLARE 5941    26  NOT REVENGED
QUARK 8337              0  1 0 MICROSCOPIC MAY 1538 MOUNTAIN TROLL         30  NONE
PALMOFGRANITE 6886      0  1 0 PASSION FRUIT 1301   ASHLEY 3037            27   
OLD SHOE 8535           0  1 0 SKI-BUM 39 1565      SPYMASTER              30  NONE
ONE SWING MICK 8538     0  1 0 SKI-BUM 39 1565      HIGH ELF               30  NONE
WIND SUCKER 8536        0  1 0 SKI-BUM 39 1565      BLACK ORC              30  NONE
A 8351                  0  1 0 SKI-BUM 7 1540       ARENAMASTER            30  NONE
DAA 8357                0  1 0 SOAK HEROES 1431     SPYMASTER              30  NONE
DAZ 8358                0  1 0 SOAK HEROES 1431     DARK CHAMPION          30  NONE
MOP BUCKET 8359         0  1 0 SOAK HEROES 1431     DARK CHAMPION          30  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     I was talking to Olaf about going to the tourney, and he said, "Having a road to
     follow is more important than knowing where it goes."  Well, he's a guy. --
     Debby T.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THUG was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WIND SUCKER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ONE SWING MICK was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
OLD SHOE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GIFT-B was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
RUST BUCKET 1 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAW was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SHAZZARD was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANOTHER BUM was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
A was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
THUG was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DAX was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CHIMERA was executed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAY was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HAKADEK was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
MOP BUCKET was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAZ was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
994 A was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUARK was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DAA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
WHITE NIGHT was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA2 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
994 B was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
505-A was executed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RUST BUCKET 2 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GIFT-A was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CREATOR RUSH demolished FLASHING GLARE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SMILIN' BOB viciously subdued TAWNY OMELET in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
STRONG LIKE OX subdued HORRIBLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ASP defeated DAVID WAYBUR in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HUGH KASSLE was defeated by MIGHT BE OK in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
GOING COMMANDO defeated OHM! in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge match.
KILLER BEES was viciously subdued by FLEETING DESIRE in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
CONSORTIUM DORK was overpowered by DOABLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
SUPER FREAK savagely defeated DIVINE GLIMPSE in a 9 minute gory Challenge fight.
CHIEF GUMBY won victory over BLUE DEVIL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
D?S? OPEN? assassinated UNHEALED MAGGOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STORM FANG was defeated by TEENAGE WOOLENS in a exciting 6 minute Challenge fight.
RAW SEWAGE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
SMITH BIPED was devastated by SPIKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
KRAVEN MOOREHED was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute master's match.
WOLVERINE was luckily beaten by PRISONER 075 in a 3 minute veteran's match.
CERNUNNOS was unbelievably bested by BOTTOM MONOGRAM in a popular 4 minute bout.
PRISONER 222 was overpowered by MUTED TENANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PRISONER 321 overcame CALEB in a 1 minute duel.
THE ELEVATORS SUCK beat ZIEC in a 2 minute fight.
PLUSH NEWBIE savagely defeated FORON in a action packed 5 minute bloody duel.
LEMAR subdued NARROW SPARROW in a 1 minute conflict.
SHARD was unbelievably bested by TAVEY WAVEY in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
BUFFALO BREATH overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PRISONER 255 handily defeated TWISTED MISTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POKER HONTAS defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute battle.
SWIRL OF SQUIRREL savagely defeated ALBI in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
NOSFERATU was viciously subdued by WEEZIE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.
BRYTHUNIA savagely defeated EUGLENA in a 2 minute bloody match.
OG overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
BORG IRONJAW beat CHICKENSEXDETECTIVE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody conflict.
MOG was overpowered by PYNDU in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SALANUS DEMONSBANE was subdued by FOREARM SWAB in a 4 minute brawl.
HUMPBACK PARABLE defeated AMOEBA in a monotonous 5 minute brawl.
PEEVED PENGUIN was subdued by AMAZON in a 4 minute contest.
ANDROMEDA was devastated by POWDERED TUT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PLANARIA viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
FOREVER MAN viciously subdued VAMP in a 2 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
SURE ANGEL was beaten by D in a 5 minute fight.
SHABOOKIE lost to THANKS AGAIN HOFFA in a 2 minute match.
FRACTURED FEMUR was easily killed by THE ROT in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
NOVEL COB overpowered HYDRA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FER DE LANCE overpowered TOOTHLESS BASTAGE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
UNBORN MONISM lost to TAKEM LONGTOKE in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
THE BARON OF BELOW was assassinated by MASSASAUGA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ONYX SPIRIT vanquished B in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GUTROT was demolished by I'LL TAKE IT HOFFA in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
RIGORMORTIS TORTOISE was devastated by GIAN CHILD in a 1 minute uneven match.
ICHABOD IMADEDLICH bested XIRA ARIEN in a exciting 1 minute novice's bout.
LI'L DEMON overpowered THANKS HOFFA!!! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DISSED REAPER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SLICK devastated CRYOSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
EAGLE EYE subdued DISSED MERCENARY in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
FAIRLY SLICK demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
$*!& HOUSE won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's melee.
CRIMSON MATERIAL put to death MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute melee.
WILD MAN subdued SARNIA in a 3 minute novice's duel.
ACHERON overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
SLANDER viciously subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a exciting 5 minute novice's duel.
AVENGELYN beat PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 30         STRIKING ATTACK  134 -  71 -  9      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  18 -  4      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  53 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  19 -  2      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         AIMED BLOW        49 -  74 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  53 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  37 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  21 -  0      32  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  25 -  1      19  |

Turn  30 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      7 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 16         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 12         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 10         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  7         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SPIKE 8455                 11   9  1  101 BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)
WALL OF STEEL    RAW SEWAGE 8492            10   1  0   93 BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)
AIMED BLOW       CREATOR RUSH 5327           9   2  1   93 101308B (1016)
STRIKING ATTACK  SMILIN' BOB 5929            6   2  1   85 UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
BASHING ATTACK   PRISONER 075 2591          10   5  1   80 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
LUNGING ATTACK   ASP 7973                    8   5  1   72 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
TOTAL PARRY      BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373        4   0  0   55 101308L (1026)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHT BE OK 4248            7   4  1   50 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPIKE 8455.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PLUSH NEWBIE 5287.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHARD 3097, WOLVERINE 
5556, OHM! 4279, SMILIN' BOB 5929, CERNUNNOS 8477, KRAVEN MOOREHED 8483, 
CHICKENSEXDETECTIVE 2873, FLEETING DESIRE 5210, NOSFERATU 8412, and SLANDER 8493.

The least popular fighter this week was HUMPBACK PARABLE 7852.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AMOEBA 8341, PEEVED PENGUIN 7725, TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849, WILD 
MAN 8344, THANKS HOFFA!!! 8512, RIGORMORTIS TORTOISE 8470, B 8349, THE BARON OF BELOW 
8407, TOOTHLESS BASTAGE 8107, and HYDRA 8339.