DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/15/2009    Duedate: 07/28/2009

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM-84    TURN-31

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMILIN' BOB
UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
(84-5929) [7-2-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MUTED TENANT                   SMILIN' BOB
101308A (1015)                 UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
(84-5321) [6-1-0,84]           (84-5929) [7-2-1,104]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHARD                          THE ROT
OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)         NEVER QUEST (554)
(84-3097) [5-7-0,44]           (84-2806) [1-1-1,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WACKY WARPATH (1468)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)   22
2. GRIMM WASTES (994)          22      101308L (1026)
3. UP AND AT 'EM (1122)        19      Unchartered Team
4. 101308A (1015)              17
5. FORMER BOSSES (953)         17      040709L (1460)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 062408I (819)             10   0  0  100   1/ 1 WACKY WARPATH (1468)     10  4 0
 2- 8*Q-SCHOOL (1323)            3   0  0  100   2/ 3*040709D (1452)            5  1 0
 3/12*040709L (1460)             3   0  0  100   3/ 2 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)  5  8 1
 4-11*040709C (1451)             2   0  0  100   4/ 4 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    4  0 0
 5-10*BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)    2   0  0  100   5/19*KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  3  0 2
 6-13*BLADERUNNER 403 (1562)     1   0  1  100   6/15*040709L (1460)            3  0 0
 7-16*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)    1   0  0  100   7/23 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    3  0 0
 8/ 0*CAN'T COMPETE? (1056)      1   0  0  100   8- 7*040709H (1456)            3  1 1
 9/ 0*CROSS BREED (1114)         1   0  0  100   9/10 101308A (1015)            3  1 0
10-18*PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)   1   0  0  100  10/ 8 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    3  3 0
11-19*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)   1   0  0  100  11/64*HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   2  0 0
12-15*AT THE MOVIES II (1537)    1   0  0  100  12- 9*100908H (1008)            2  0 0
13-20 BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)   10   1  0 90.9  13/67*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)      2  0 0
14-21*100908H (1008)             6   1  0 85.7  14-13*BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)   2  0 0
15-23*101308O (1029)             5   1  0 83.3  15- 6*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1420)  2  0 0
16/ 3*040709D (1452)             5   1  0 83.3  16-14*040709C (1451)            2  0 0
17-25 100908B (1002)             8   2  0 80.0  17/20*MISISTERS OF DEFE (1302)  2  1 0
18/32*KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)   4   1  2 80.0  18/27*FIGHTING WITH II (995)    2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 2*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)    4   1  1 80.0  19/11 101308B (1016)            2  1 0
20/31*COOL DORKS (1379)          4   1  1 80.0  20/12 101308L (1026)            2  1 0
21-26*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)      4   1  1 80.0  21/ 5*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   2  1 0
22/35*MISISTERS OF DEFE (1302)   4   1  0 80.0  22/18*COOL DORKS (1379)         2  1 0
23/22 101308L (1026)            11   3  0 78.6  23/66 071808V (968)             2  1 0
24/30*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)       7   2  1 77.8  24/76*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)     2  1 0
25/24 101308B (1016)             9   3  1 75.0  25/79*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)   2  1 0
26/37*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)      6   2  1 75.0  26-25*BODIES OF STEEL (1539)    2  2 0
27-33*040709H (1456)             3   1  1 75.0  27-26*SKI-BUM 7 (1540)          2  2 0
28-34*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1420)   3   1  0 75.0  28/75*FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)     2  3 0
29-36 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)   8   3  0 72.7  29-32*BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)    2  3 0
30/29 071808T (966)              7   3  0 70.0  30-29 BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)   2  3 0
31-39*HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)   9   4  0 69.2  31-30*HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)       2  3 0
32-41 DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)     10   5  1 66.7  32/82*MICROSCOPIC MAYHE (1538)  2  7 0
33/46 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)     8   4  1 66.7  33/28*NCA1 (1518)               2  8 0
34/ 9*SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)    2   1  0 66.7  34-34*BLADERUNNER 403 (1562)    1  0 1
35-42*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1423)   2   1  0 66.7  35-55*BLADE RUNNER 11 (1554)    1  0 0
36-43*BLADERUNNER 404 (1500)     2   1  0 66.7  36-41*THE WHEEL OF TIME (1199)  1  0 0
37/49 071808V (968)             10   6  1 62.5  37-54*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1551)  1  0 0
38/40 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     10   6  1 62.5  38-61*BLADERUNNER 404 (1500)    1  0 0
39-47*DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)      5   3  1 62.5  39-46*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)  1  0 0
40-48*OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)     5   3  0 62.5  40/ 0*POLITICLY INCORRE (1084)  1  0 0
41-50*012209G (1259)             9   6  0 60.0  41-43*012209G (1259)            1  0 0
42-51*011609AE (1285)            3   2  0 60.0  42-38*011609AE (1285)           1  0 0
43/64*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)      3   2  0 60.0  43/ 0*BIG BUSINESS (1120)       1  0 0
44-52 BLADE RUNNER 996  (1555)   8   6  2 57.1  44-49 100908B (1002)            1  0 0
45/ 0*POLITICLY INCORRE (1084)   4   3  0 57.1  45-52*AT THE MOVIES II (1537)   1  0 0
46/53 101308A (1015)             9   7  0 56.3  46-36*Q-SCHOOL (1323)           1  0 0
47-54 BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)     30  24  5 55.6  47-57*101308O (1029)            1  0 0
48/61*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)    5   4  0 55.6  48-53 BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)     1  0 0
49/55 WACKY WARPATH (1468)      29  25  3 53.7  49/ 0*CROSS BREED (1114)        1  0 0
50/56 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  44  38  3 53.7  50-50*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   1  0 0
51-57 MONSTER MASH (536)         9   8  0 52.9  51-56 BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)   1  0 0
52-58 BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)   12  11  0 52.2  52/ 0*CAN'T COMPETE? (1056)     1  0 0
53-59 GHOST RIDERS (1548)      205 201 28 50.5  53-45*PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)  1  0 0
54/70 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)     8   8  0 50.0  54-16 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)  1  0 0
55-60*BODIES OF STEEL (1539)     4   4  0 50.0  55-17 MONSTER MASH (536)        1  0 0
56/80*FORMER BOSSES (953)        3   3  0 50.0  56-73*MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   1  0 0
57-63*SKI-BUM 7 (1540)           2   2  0 50.0  57-60 062408I (819)             1  0 0
58-62*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1551)   2   2  0 50.0  58/35*NEVER QUEST (554)         1  1 1
59/14*NEVER QUEST (554)          1   1  1 50.0  59-21*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)     1  1 0
60-68*THE WHEEL OF TIME (1199)   1   1  0 50.0  60-68*HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  1  1 0
61-67*BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)     1   1  0 50.0  61/42*ES IS SUPER (1329)        1  1 0
62/17*ES IS SUPER (1329)         1   1  0 50.0  62-22*DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)     1  1 0
63/69 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)     9  10  0 47.4  63/63*FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  1 0
64/79 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)     5   6  0 45.5  64-71*BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)    1  1 0
65-71 REFLECTIONS (1123)        18  24  2 42.9  65-78*OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)    1  1 0
66-73*BLADE RUNNER 11 (1554)     3   4  1 42.9  66/90 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  1  2 0
67-74*MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)    3   4  0 42.9  67/94*KAOSS (1183)              1  2 0
68/82 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)    9  13  0 40.9  68/65 071808T (966)             1  2 0
69-77 BLADE RUNNER 14 (1553)    10  15  0 40.0  69/69*WE NEED A HERO (1059)     1  2 0
70-81*HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)        2   3  0 40.0  70/24 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     1  2 0
71/76 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)  29  44  5 39.7  71/77*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)     1  2 0
72/72*MICROSCOPIC MAYHE (1538)   7  11  0 38.9  72/91 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)    1  2 0
73/89*HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    3   5  0 37.5  73/80 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   1  2 0
74/78 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)     4   7  1 36.4  74/31*SOAK HEROES (1431)        1  4 0
75-84 BLADE RUNNER'S CA (1550)   4   7  0 36.4  75-83*KAOS X (1000)             1  5 0
76/93*FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)      2   4  0 33.3  76/86 KAOS LORDS (920)          1  5 0
77-88*FURRY-FURY (1428)          1   2  0 33.3  77/81*SKI-BUM 39 (1565)         1  5 0
78/83*NCA1 (1518)               11  24  0 31.4  78/84 GRIMM WASTES (994)        0  9 0
79/85*WE NEED A HERO (1059)      2   5  0 28.6  79-85*BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)   0  6 0
80/96*FIGHTING WITH II (995)     4  11  0 26.7  80-87*BONE TRAUMA (1430)        0  5 0
81-91*KAOS X (1000)              2   6  0 25.0  81-88 GHOST RIDERS (1548)       0  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0*BIG BUSINESS (1120)        1   3  0 25.0  82/92 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    0  3 0
83-95 JAKARIS TTO1 (537)         8  25  0 24.2  83-97*SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)      0  2 0
84/90*SOAK HEROES (1431)         2   7  0 22.2  84-74*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1413)  0  2 0
85/%102*KAOSS (1183)               2   7  0 22.2  85-95*040709K (1459)            0  2 0
86-97*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1413)   1   4  0 20.0  86-89 REFLECTIONS (1123)        0  2 0
87-98*BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)     2   9  0 18.2  87/%113*DIRTIER JOBS (567)        0  2 0
88/94*SKI-BUM 39 (1565)          1   5  0 16.7  88/37*SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)   0  1 0
89/99*DIRTIER JOBS (567)         1   6  0 14.3  89-96*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)  0  1 0
90/%100 GRIMM WASTES (994)         3  21  0 12.5  90-%105 BLADE RUNNER'S CA (1550)  0  1 0
91-%103*BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)    1  11  1  8.3  91-%106*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1552)  0  1 0
92/%104 KAOS LORDS (920)           2  23  0  8.0  92-99 BLADE RUNNER 14 (1553)    0  1 0
93-%105 JAKARI'S TT03 (539)        0  35  0  0.0  93-70*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1423)  0  1 0
94-%106*MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)   0   8  0  0.0  94-%107 BLADE RUNNER 996  (1555)  0  1 0
95-%107*BONE TRAUMA (1430)         0   5  0  0.0  95-62*FURRY-FURY (1428)         0  1 0
96/%114*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)    0   3  0  0.0  96-%110*BLADE RUNNER 502 (1558)   0  1 0
97-%111*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)   0   3  0  0.0  97-%111*BLADE RUNNER 505 (1559)   0  1 0
98-%115*SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)       0   2  0  0.0  98-93*MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)  0  1 0
99-%112*040709K (1459)             0   2  0  0.0  99/%100*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)   0  1 0
%100-%113*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)   0   1  0  0.0  %100-72 DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)     0  1 0
%101-%116*BLADERUNNER'S CAF (1552)   0   1  0  0.0  %101-%116 JAKARIS TTO1 (537)        0  1 0
%102-%117*BLADE RUNNER 502 (1558)    0   1  0  0.0  %102-%114 JAKARI'S TT03 (539)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail BLACKSTONE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  KEEP YOU 
GUESSING has turned a 1-0-1 into 5th place from 19th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to 
know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as OF WOLF 
& MAN 29's 8-4-1 has earned them 7th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for HE'S SUPER FREAKY tonight, to honor their 
rise to 11th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  UP AND AT 'EM has turned a 1-0-0 into 13th place from 67th.  
Give me the recipe!  DRESSED TO KILL? must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 5th to 21st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as 071808V's 10-6-1 
has earned them 23rd place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  OF WOLF & MAN 5 has turned a 1-0-0 into 24th place from 76th.  Give me 
the recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for OF WOLF 
AND MAN 2 tonight, to honor their rise to 25th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as 
FURRY FURY-OUS' 2-4-0 has earned them 28th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM has turned a 1-3-0 into 
32nd place from 82nd.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for NEVER 
QUEST this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 23 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that 
team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ES IS 
SUPER for their drop to 61st from 42nd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The 
Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II tonight, to honor their 
rise to 66th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as KAOSS' 2-7-0 has earned them 67th 
place in the ranks.  DUNGEON CELL 07 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 24th to 70th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I understand that 
The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 32 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 72nd after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SOAK 
HEROES this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 43 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that 
team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  DIRTIER 
JOBS has turned a 0-1-0 into 87th place from 113th.  Give me the recipe!  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SUPE FORCES 1908 for their drop 
to 88th from 37th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  And let's see, EUGLENA fought CLOUDDROID 
and gained 20 points and contributed to MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM's 1-3-0.  BOTTOM MONOGRAM 
has lost to POKER HONTAS, falling 14 points, while helping make 101308L a 0-1-0 turn. 
Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, SPIKE has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on SMILIN' BOB this turn as he ascended to the throne 
of Duelmaster.  BLACKSTONE has a new victor!  By the way, was that our Duelmaster 
that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  DIRTIER JOBS has cause to stand tall, as they were 
BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
avoiding DIRTIER JOBS more than any other team we find NCA1.  BLACKSTONE, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was FURRY FURY-OUS' warrior PEEVED PENGUIN.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  SMITH BIPED of 071808T had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 9 points in a challenge which she lost.  I thought SMITH BIPED 
showed great skill and promise when she was overcame by DAVID WAYBUR.  All right, so 
I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in BLACKSTONE, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMILIN' BOB 5929              7   2  1   104       UP AND AT 'EM (1122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GODZILLA 2713                 9   1  0   119       MONSTER MASH (536)
-SPIKE 8455                   11   9  1   101       BLADE RUNNER 3 (1549)
-RAW SEWAGE 8492              10   1  0    93       BLADE RUNNER 995 (1556)
-PRISONER 105 2636             9   4  1    92       DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THUG TEST-FLY 5256            8   2  0    89       100908B (1002)
-CLOWNISH WALLOP 4194          9   0  0    85       062408I (819)
-KRAVEN MOOREHED 8483          8   6  2    85       BLADE RUNNER 996 II (1555)
 WOLVERINE 5556                2   3  0    85       WE NEED A HERO (1059)
 MUTED TENANT 5321             6   1  0    84       101308A (1015)
 TAWNY OMELET 5065            10   6  1    83       071808V (968)
 DAVID WAYBUR 5954             9  22  0    82       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
 LORD OF COLLUSION 5689        4   1  0    82       POLITICLY INCORRECT (1084)
 CREATOR RUSH 5327             9   3  1    80       101308B (1016)
-FLASHING GLARE 5941          11  11  1    79       REFLECTIONS (1123)
 ASP 7973                      8   6  1    70       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-6IX 4316                      6   2  0    70       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
 PRISONER 075 2591            10   6  1    68       DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
 SMITH BIPED 5057              7   3  0    68       071808T (966)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCTURDSWALLOW 7290            4   1  0    66       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
 POKER HONTAS 7937             7   4  0    64       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 MIGHT BE OK 4248              8   4  1    62       OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
 STRONG LIKE OX 7938           7   4  0    62       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
-CERNUNNOS 8477                8   6  0    60       BLADE RUNNER 14 (1553)
 PRISONER 321 5984             7   4  0    58       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-HORRIBLE 3103                 5   3  0    58       OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
 DOABLE 4269                   5   4  0    57       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALEB 2901                    6   2  1    52       OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
-PLUSH NEWBIE 5287             6   1  0    52       100908H (1008)
 BAG 4281                      5   7  0    52       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              3   3  0    51       FORMER BOSSES (953)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SASHAY GINGERLY 5376          7   2  0    49       101308L (1026)
-BEDROCK CRIMINAL 5389         4   1  0    49       101308O (1029)
-PRISONER 255 4849             5   3  1    48       DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)
 FLEETING DESIRE 5210          4   5  0    48       FIGHTING WITH II (995)
-THE ELEVATORS SUCK 7316       3   2  0    48       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
-NARROW SPARROW 8459           4   7  0    47       BLADE RUNNER'S CAFE4 (1550)
 OG 8209                       4   3  0    47       NCA1 (1518)
-SOLDIER 8 5955               12   9  0    45       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
-TOG CLOT 6669                 5   2  0    45       012209G (1259)
 SHARD 3097                    5   7  0    44       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
-PRISONER 222 4832             4   1  1    44       DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)
 BUFFALO BREATH 7932           6   5  2    41       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 FORON 3149                    5   6  0    41       OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)
 SSSRRA 7968                   4   7  0    41       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
 LEMAR 3094                    4   3  0    41       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
 BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373          4   1  0    41       101308L (1026)
-STUPEFY MASSES 4193           1   0  0    41       062408I (819)
-OHM! 4279                     4   6  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 SUPER FREAK 5011              3   5  0    38       HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
 ZIEC 2995                     4   7  1    36       OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)
-SWIRL OF SQUIRREL 8462        2   2  0    36       BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 5 (1551)
 GOING COMMANDO 7208           4   1  1    35       DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)
-BRYTHUNIA 8482                3   4  1    35       BLADE RUNNER 11 (1554)
-TAVEY WAVEY 7685              3   1  0    35       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-36 (1420)
 D?S? OPEN? 6872               4   1  2    34       KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)
 DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796           2   8  0    34       KAOS LORDS (920)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHIEF GUMBY 7935              3   7  0    33       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 EUGLENA 8342                  2   2  0    33       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
 MICROSOFT 5911                1   2  0    33       BIG BUSINESS (1120)
-PRISONER 324 5987             1   3  0    32       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
 KILLER BEES 6889              4   1  0    30       MISISTERS OF DEFENSE (1302)
-7EVEN 4317                    2   1  0    30       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918          4   1  1    29       COOL DORKS (1379)
-YEACHIDA 8117                 2   1  0    29       BLADERUNNER 404 (1500)
-TWISTED MISTER 8497           5   8  0    27       BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)
-DIODE 5742                    4   0  0    27       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-WEEZIE 5232                   2   2  0    27       KAOS X (1000)
 PLANARIA 8340                 3   1  0    26       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
-POWDERED TUT 7868             2   0  1    25       040709H (1456)
-MASSASAUGA 8082               1   3  1    25       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-YUKIO OKUTSU 3795             3   4  0    24       MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)
-FINAL CRISIS 7700             2   1  0    24       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-39 (1423)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORD WEBBED 6803              3   2  0    23       011609AE (1285)
-QUAGMIRE 6998                 3   0  0    23       Q-SCHOOL (1323)
 FOREARM SWAB 7891             3   0  0    23       040709L (1460)
 TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849          3   0  0    23       040709D (1452)
-TAKEM LONGTOKE 7933           3   1  0    22       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 FER DE LANCE 8303             2   1  0    22       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
 BORG IRONJAW 8210             4   3  0    21       NCA1 (1518)
 ALBI 2908                     3   2  0    21       OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)
 CLOUDDROID 7075               2   1  0    21       SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)
 THE ROT 2806                  1   1  1    21       NEVER QUEST (554)
-AETOS 2717                    1   3  0    21       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
-I'LL TAKE IT HOFFA 8511       1   0  0    21       HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)
-NIX ANOTHER 5390              1   0  0    21       101308O (1029)
-AMAZON 8348                   2   0  0    20       BODIES OF STEEL (1539)
-NOVEL COB 7843                2   0  0    20       040709C (1451)
-CRIMSON MATERIAL 8519         1   0  1    20       BLADERUNNER 403 (1562)
-PRISONER 101 2632             1   1  0    20       DUNGEON CELL 10 (520)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAIRLY SLICK 8515             1   0  0    20       BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)
-NOSFERATU 8412                4   5  0    19       GHOST RIDERS (1548)
 MOG 8208                      2   3  0    19       NCA1 (1518)
 PEEVED PENGUIN 7725           2   1  0    19       FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)
 HUMPBACK PARABLE 7852         2   1  0    19       040709D (1452)
-BLUE DEVIL 5205               2   4  0    18       GRIMM WASTES (994)
 CHICKENSEXDETECTIVE 2873      1   3  0    18       DIRTIER JOBS (567)
 LI'L DEMON 8534               1   1  0    18       SKI-BUM 39 (1565)
-ANDROMEDA 7653                1   3  0    18       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-35 (1413)
-YOKEL BROKER 6665             3   1  0    17       012209G (1259)
 PYNDU 7744                    2   1  0    17       SOAK HEROES (1431)
-GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           1   4  0    17       GRIMM WASTES (994)
 ONE-TRICK GERBIL 5876         1   0  0    17       CROSS BREED (1114)
-VON VON 7694                  0   3  0    17       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
-KO'D KANGAROO 7727            1   1  0    16       FURRY-FURY (1428)
-ACHERON 8494                  1   0  0    16       BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)
-DISSED REAPER 8527            1   0  0    15       BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)
-BEN WHITECLIFFS 8353          1   0  0    15       SKI-BUM 7 (1540)
-ZOOTER 3126                   0   3  0    15       JAKARI'S TT03 (539)
-ONYX SPIRIT 8116              1   3  0    14       BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)
-CLARENCE CRAFT 6013           0   8  0    14       MEDAL OF HONRO T4 (1134)
-SLANDER 8493                  1   0  0    13       BLADE RUNNER 994 (1557)
-THANKS AGAIN HOFFA 8510       1   0  0    13       HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)
-GIAN CHILD 8531               1   0  0    13       SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)
-NELLA 4906                    1   4  0    13       JAKARIS TTO1 (537)
 SURE ANGEL 6634               1   2  0    12       KAOSS (1183)
-UNBORN MONISM 7870            1   1  0    12       040709H (1456)
 GUTROT 8205                   0   2  0    12       NCA1 (1518)
 SALANUS DEMONSBANE 8206       0   3  0    11       NCA1 (1518)
-THANKS HOFFA!!! 8512          0   1  0    11       HOFFA'S GIFT (1560)
-FOREVER MAN 6344              1   1  0    10       THE WHEEL OF TIME II (1199)
-AVENGELYN 8306                1   0  0    10       BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)
-OLM SKYTHIRST 7580            1   0  0    10       PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)
-ARL SMILEBLOOM 7583           1   0  0    10       PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)
 THAT'S A JOKE 5538            1   0  0     9       CAN'T COMPETE? (1056)
-EAGLE EYE 8335                1   0  0     9       AT THE MOVIES II (1537)
-ICHABOD IMADEDLICH 8352       1   0  0     9       SKI-BUM 7 (1540)
-$*!& HOUSE 8516               1   0  0     9       BLADE RUNNER 705 (1561)
 STORM FANG 8229               1   3  0     8       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
 SLICK 7027                    1   1  0     8       ES IS SUPER (1329)
-SHABOOKIE 7698                0   1  0     8       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-26 (1422)
-TOOTHLESS BASTAGE 8107        1   3  1     7       BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)
-COL. VENDARZ 7827             0   1  0     7       SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)
-PRISONER 325 5988             0   1  0     7       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-GENERAL MILLZ 7824            0   1  0     7       SAGE SOLDIERS (1447)
-SNOW ANGEL 6255               0   1  0     7       KAOSS (1183)
-LAST GHAST 8349               0   1  0     7       SKI-BUM 7 (1540)
-RIGORMORTIS TORTOISE 8470     0   1  0     7       BLADERUNNER'S CAFE 8 (1552)
-HYDRA 8339                    0   1  0     7       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
-SHAQUAYTIA 7652               0   1  0     7       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-35 (1413)
 AMOEBA 8341                   1   3  0     6       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
-WILD MAN 8344                 1   0  0     5       BODIES OF STEEL (1539)
-DISSED MERCENARY 8526         0   1  0     5       BLADERUNNER 401 (1563)
-VAMP 8499                     0   1  0     5       BLADE RUNNER 502 (1558)
 SPORE 7816                    0   3  0     3       SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)
-SARNIA 8311                   0   1  0     1       BLADE RUNNER 508 (1498)
-XIRA ARIEN 8404               0   1  0     1       GHOST RIDERS (1548)
-CRYOSE 8309                   0   1  0     1       BLADERUNNER 400 (1499)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
REDONE LOONY 6726       1  1 0 011609B 1270         PRISONER 222 4832      27  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOILER CRYING 6658      3  3 0 012209E 1257         SHARTISHA 3020         27  NOT REVENGED
UNHEALED MAGGOT 7885    0  2 0 040709K 1459         D?S? OPEN? 6872        30   
GUN CORSAIR 5319        3  5 0 101308A 1015         D?S? OPEN? 6872        31   
COTTONMOUTH 8083        0  1 0 BIG HEADED SNAK 1474 GOING COMMANDO 7208    27  NOT REVENGED
DIAMONDBACK 8084        0  2 0 BIG HEADED SNAK 1474 SURI 7670              28   
FRACTURED FEMUR 7739    0  2 0 BONE TRAUMA 1430     THE ROT 2806           30   
DAR 8611                0  1 0 FURRY FURY-OUS 1427  WURM KIN               31  NONE
HARBINGER HARE 7726     0  1 0 FURRY FURY-OUS 1427  POWDERED TUT 7868      29   
THE BARON OF BEL 8407   2  2 1 GHOST RIDERS 1548    MASSASAUGA 8082        30   
DAW 8610                0  1 0 GRIMM WASTES 994     DARK CHAMPION          31  NONE
DAY 8609                0  1 0 GRIMM WASTES 994     SPYMASTER              31  NONE
DAZ 8608                0  1 0 GRIMM WASTES 994     SHEWISH GIANT          31  NONE
CODY LANE 7646          1  1 0 KELLUMBOS KIDS  1412 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918   28   
LOSER 8620              0  1 0 MICROSCOPIC MAY 1538 SHEWISH GIANT          31  NONE
PALMOFGRANITE 6886      0  1 0 PASSION FRUIT 1301   ASHLEY 3037            27  NONE
BUM 8621                0  1 0 SKI-BUM 39 1565      HIGH ELF               31  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The following personal is late, but I think this is what it was supposed to say last
turn. -- the typist

Prisoner 105 -- Nutz!  Nutz! -- Flashing Glare

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUM was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOSER was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DAY was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAR was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DAW was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DAZ was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SMILIN' BOB vanquished CREATOR RUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SMITH BIPED was bested by DAVID WAYBUR in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
BUFFALO BREATH was handily defeated by MIGHT BE OK in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
POKER HONTAS vanquished BOTTOM MONOGRAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OG lost to PRISONER 321 in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GOING COMMANDO was overpowered by DOABLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GUN CORSAIR was killed by D?S? OPEN? in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PLANARIA was subdued by SUPER FREAK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
GUTROT was outwaited by ALBI in a unpopular 19 minute Challenge conflict.
BORG IRONJAW was savagely defeated by KILLER BEES in a 5 minute Challenge match.
MOG was luckily beaten by TEENAGE WOOLENS in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
STORM FANG lost to PEEVED PENGUIN in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
AMOEBA was bested by SURE ANGEL in a exciting 6 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
FER DE LANCE bested CHICKENSEXDETECTIVE in a 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
TAWNY OMELET luckily beat WOLVERINE in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
STRONG LIKE OX was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PRISONER 075 was viciously subdued by MUTED TENANT in a popular 2 minute bout.
ASP was subdued by LORD OF COLLUSION in a 2 minute expert's bout.
HUGH KASSLE won victory over LEMAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
FLEETING DESIRE overpowered ZIEC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAG narrowly defeated SSSRRA in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
FORON won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute fight.
SHARD savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute brutal match.
CALEB vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLOUDDROID was overpowered by EUGLENA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PYNDU was overpowered by CHIEF GUMBY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIVINE GLIMPSE viciously subdued THE ROT in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
CONSORTIUM DORK demolished SALANUS DEMONSBANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FOREARM SWAB beat LI'L DEMON in a exciting 1 minute fray.
HUMPBACK PARABLE was viciously subdued by MICROSOFT in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
SLICK was demolished by ONE-TRICK GERBIL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPORE was savagely defeated by THAT'S A JOKE in a exciting 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         STRIKING ATTACK  124 -  68 -  8      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  20 -  4      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  47 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  17 -  2      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        44 -  68 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  36 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  56 -  2      34  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  24 -  1      25  |

Turn  31 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  9         6  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SMILIN' BOB 5929            7   2  1  104 UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
AIMED BLOW       TAWNY OMELET 5065          10   6  1   83 071808V (968)
LUNGING ATTACK   LORD OF COLLUSION 5689      4   1  0   82 POLITICLY INCORRECT (1084)
BASHING ATTACK   PRISONER 075 2591          10   6  1   68 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHT BE OK 4248            8   4  1   62 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
WALL OF STEEL    STRONG LIKE OX 7938         7   4  0   62 WACKY WARPATH (1468)
SLASHING ATTACK  OG 8209                     4   3  0   47 NCA1 (1518)
TOTAL PARRY      BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373        4   1  0   41 101308L (1026)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHARD 3097.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE ROT 2806.  The ten other most popular fighters were MICROSOFT 5911, LEMAR 3094, 
MOG 8208, WOLVERINE 5556, SURE ANGEL 6634, MUTED TENANT 5321, SSSRRA 7968, DIVINE 
GLIMPSE 4796, THAT'S A JOKE 5538, and PLANARIA 8340.

The least popular fighter this week was GUTROT 8205.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ALBI 2908, FORON 3149, SPORE 7816, SLICK 7027, PYNDU 7744, CLOUDDROID 
7075, ZIEC 2995, AMOEBA 8341, TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849, and GOING COMMANDO 7208.