DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/12/2009    Duedate: 08/25/2009

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM-84    TURN-33

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CREATOR RUSH
101308B (1016)
(84-5327) [11-3-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CREATOR RUSH                   MAGIC LOGIC
101308B (1016)                 071808B (959)
(84-5327) [11-3-1,107]         (84-5022) [5-0-1,73]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHARD                          SHARD
OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)         OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
(84-3097) [6-8-0,54]           (84-3097) [6-8-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)    35
2. 012209G (1259)              27      101308B (1016)
3. KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)    24      Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)   21
5. WITTY COMEBACK (1492)       20      071808B (959)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*071808B (959)              5   0  1  100   1/ 7 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   5  0 0
 2/ 7*KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)   4   0  1  100   2/16*KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)  4  0 1
 3- 2*040709L (1460)             4   0  0  100   3/ 6 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)   3  0 0
 4/ 0*011609S (1345)             3   0  0  100   4/15*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1416)  3  1 0
 5- 3*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1418)   3   0  0  100   5/32*KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)  2  0 1
 6/11*KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)   2   0  1  100   6/64 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)    2  0 1
 7/18*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1180)   2   0  0  100   7/45*KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)  2  0 0
 8/19*VENETIAN II (1381)         2   0  0  100   8- 5 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    2  0 0
 9/14*KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)   2   0  0  100   9/40*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1180)  2  0 0
10-20*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1411)   1   0  0  100  10/ 0*012209G (1259)            2  0 0
11-17*KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)   1   0  0  100  11/47 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  2  0 0
12-15*CAN'T COMPETE? (1056)      1   0  0  100  12/48*VENETIAN II (1381)        2  0 0
13/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)   1   0  0  100  13/42*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891)  2  0 0
14/ 0*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)     1   0  0  100  14- 3*040709L (1460)            2  0 0
15-16*CROSS BREED (1114)         1   0  0  100  15/59 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)  2  0 0
16/ 0*WITTY COMEBACK (1492)      1   0  0  100  16/10*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417)  2  1 1
17-21*KELLUMBOS KIS 09- (1497)   1   0  0  100  17/ 4 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   2  1 0
18/24*100908H (1008)             7   1  0 87.5  18/17 101308A (1015)            2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*101308O (1029)             6   1  0 85.7  19/18 101308B (1016)            2  1 0
20/ 1*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417)   5   1  3 83.3  20/19 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)     2  1 0
21-26*KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)   4   1  2 80.0  21- 1 WACKY WARPATH (1468)      2  2 0
22-28*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)    4   1  1 80.0  22/26 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    2  3 0
23-27*COOL DORKS (1379)          4   1  1 80.0  23- 9*KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  1  0 1
24/ 4*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1416)   4   1  0 80.0  24-33*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)  1  0 1
25/35*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891)   4   1  0 80.0  25/ 0*WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     1  0 0
26-29*MISISTERS OF DEFE (1302)   4   1  0 80.0  26/ 0*011609S (1345)            1  0 0
27/32 101308B (1016)            11   3  1 78.6  27-14*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)      1  0 0
28-30*UP AND AT 'EM (1122)       7   2  1 77.8  28/ 0*071808B (959)             1  0 0
29/33 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)  10   3  0 76.9  29-70*MISISTERS OF DEFE (1302)  1  0 0
30/ 0*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)    3   1  0 75.0  30/ 0*101308O (1029)            1  0 0
31-37 101308L (1026)            11   4  0 73.3  31-56*CAN'T COMPETE? (1056)     1  0 0
32/39 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  11   4  0 73.3  32/ 0*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)   1  0 0
33/25*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)      5   2  1 71.4  33-65*COOL DORKS (1379)         1  0 0
34/31 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)      7   3  1 70.0  34/ 0*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    1  0 0
35/41 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)     7   3  1 70.0  35/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  1  0 0
36-38 071808T (966)              7   3  0 70.0  36-49*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1411)  1  0 0
37/49*KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)     4   2  0 66.7  37-54*POLITICLY INCORRE (1084)  1  0 0
38/ 5*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1182)   2   1  1 66.7  38-84 KAOS LORDS (920)          1  0 0
39-43*SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)    2   1  0 66.7  39-55*CROSS BREED (1114)        1  0 0
40/71*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1179)   2   1  0 66.7  40-57*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1418)  1  0 0
41/ 0*011609F (1274)             2   1  0 66.7  41-68*KAOSS (1183)              1  0 0
42/ 6*040709C (1451)             2   1  0 66.7  42-38*BIG BUSINESS (1120)       1  0 0
43/ 9*KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)     2   1  0 66.7  43/ 0*011609F (1274)            1  0 0
44/ 0*012209G (1259)            11   6  0 64.7  44/35*100908H (1008)            1  0 0
45/46 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)    7   4  0 63.6  45-43*KELLUMBOS KIS 09- (1497)  1  0 0
46/ 0*100908G (1007)             5   3  1 62.5  46-46*KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)  1  0 0
47-44*040709D (1452)             5   3  0 62.5  47-13*FIGHTING WITH II (995)    1  0 0
48/40 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)      6   4  1 60.0  48-73*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)     1  0 0
49/64*DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)    3   2  0 60.0  49/30*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1414)  1  1 1
50-48*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)      3   2  0 60.0  50/62 REFLECTIONS (1123)        1  1 1
51-50 071808V (968)             10   7  1 58.8  51/31*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)  1  1 1
52/55 101308A (1015)            10   7  0 58.8  52-76 071808V (968)             1  1 0
53/45 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)     8   6  1 57.1  53/12 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)     1  1 0
54-53*POLITICLY INCORRE (1084)   4   3  0 57.1  54/%104*DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)   1  1 0
55/42*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)     4   3  0 57.1  55/96*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1179)  1  1 0
56/51 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     10   8  1 55.6  56/41*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1182)  1  1 0
57-57 WACKY WARPATH (1468)      29  25  3 53.7  57/37*LIFE AT VIKING (1073)     1  1 0
58-59 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)     9   8  0 52.9  58-75*FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)     1  1 0
59/58 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  44  40  3 52.4  59/%107*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1441)  1  1 0
60/72 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   13  13  0 50.0  60/66*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)     1  1 0
61/54*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)     4   4  0 50.0  61/60*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)    1  1 0
62/47*LIFE AT VIKING (1073)      3   3  1 50.0  62-80 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    1  1 0
63/34*040709H (1456)             3   3  1 50.0  63/%111*KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)    1  1 0
64/ 0*012209B (1254)             3   3  0 50.0  64/61*KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)    1  1 0
65/10*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1414)   1   1  1 50.0  65-81 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)    1  1 0
66-66*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)   1   1  1 50.0  66/78 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  1  2 0
67-67*NEVER QUEST (554)          1   1  1 50.0  67/77*FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  2 0
68-68*ES IS SUPER (1329)         1   1  0 50.0  68/20 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    1  2 0
69/%109*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1441)   1   1  0 50.0  69- 8*040709D (1452)            1  3 0
70/75 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    10  12  0 45.5  70- 2 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)  1  3 0
71/74 REFLECTIONS (1123)        19  25  3 43.2  71-27*MICROSCOPIC MAYHE (1538)  1  3 0
72-78 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)     5   7  1 41.7  72- 0*PIPELINE 115 II (1687)    1  9 0
73-79 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)     5   7  0 41.7  73-28*NCA1 (1518)               0  5 0
74/73 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    4   6  0 40.0  74-87 GRIMM WASTES (994)        0  3 0
75-82 BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)  29  44  5 39.7  75/79 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     0  3 0
76-83*MICROSCOPIC MAYHE (1538)   7  11  0 38.9  76-74 101308L (1026)            0  2 0
77/77*FORMER BOSSES (953)        3   5  0 37.5  77/67*040709H (1456)            0  2 0
78-85*FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)      2   4  0 33.3  78/%102*DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)    0  2 0
79-87*NCA1 (1518)               11  24  0 31.4  79-85*SKI-BUM 39 (1565)         0  2 0
80-88*WE NEED A HERO (1059)      2   5  0 28.6  80/%112*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)    0  2 0
81-89*FIGHTING WITH II (995)     4  11  0 26.7  81/%113*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-92*BIG BUSINESS (1120)        1   3  0 25.0  82-82*SOAK HEROES (1431)        0  1 0
83/86*DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)     1   3  0 25.0  83-%103*DUNGEON CELL 36 (1466)    0  1 0
84-95*KAOSS (1183)               2   7  0 22.2  84-90 071808T (966)             0  1 0
85-94*SOAK HEROES (1431)         2   7  0 22.2  85/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  0  1 0
86/91*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)   1   4  1 20.0  86/ 0*CRATER FACES (1484)       0  1 0
87-99*SKI-BUM 39 (1565)          1   5  0 16.7  87-94*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)   0  1 0
88/97*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)     1   5  0 16.7  88/ 0*DEFENDERS (1494)          0  1 0
89-%100*DIRTIER JOBS (567)         1   6  0 14.3  89-71*ES IS SUPER (1329)        0  1 0
90-%101 GRIMM WASTES (994)         3  21  0 12.5  90/39*040709C (1451)            0  1 0
91/ 0*PIPELINE 115 II (1687)     1   9  0 10.0  91-89*WE NEED A HERO (1059)     0  1 0
92-%103 KAOS LORDS (920)           2  23  0  8.0  92/ 0*012209B (1254)            0  1 0
93-%106*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)    0   3  0  0.0  93-%105*SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)   0  1 0
94-%112*BODY LANGUAGE (1363)       0   1  0  0.0  94/ 0*100908G (1007)            0  1 0
95/ 0*CRATER FACES (1484)        0   1  0  0.0  95-72*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   0  1 0
96/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   0   1  0  0.0  96-%100*BODY LANGUAGE (1363)      0  1 0
97/ 0*DEFENDERS (1494)           0   1  0  0.0  97-63*NEVER QUEST (554)         0  1 0
98-%113*DUNGEON CELL 36 (1466)     0   1  0  0.0  98-91*DIRTIER JOBS (567)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

All Hail Blackstone, greatest city in all the land!  Yada yada.

I couldn't personally think of a better way to get the chair than dealing death to a
downchallenger, but I say that with some remorse, for it is always a sad day when an
experienced warrior passes on.  yada yada  Blah!  slayed you good!  Dangerous game...
fun fun!

                                          -- Flashing Glare

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  OF WOLF AND MAN 5 now holds the crown and they are betting they can 
keep it.  Take a look at KELLUMBO KID CLV7's act, as they have a 2-0-1 week and gain 
14 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31, who swept up 11 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBO KID CLV5's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 27 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is OF WOLF & MAN 31, who swept up 58 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at KELLUMBO KID CLV2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 38 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-3, who swept up 31 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
HOTEL STILL BLOWS' act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 36 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is VENETIAN II, who swept up 36 places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBOS KIDS 
MN12's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 29 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS MN8, who swept up 44 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch 
out BLACKSTONE!  HE'S SUPER FREAKY may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below 
it to fall on the 17th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 30th 
to 49th place were the KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-37.  Keep trying!  Take a look at 
REFLECTIONS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  
A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33, which fell to 
51st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 12th to 53rd place were the DUNGEON CELL 25.  Keep trying!  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
DUNGEION CELL 29, who swept up 50 places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBOS KIDS 
09-2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 41 places in the team ranking.  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-5 may fall on you 
as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 56th spot.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 37th to 57th place were the LIFE AT VIKING.  Keep 
trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-30, who swept up 48 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
KELLUMBOS KIDS 4's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 48 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to OF WOLF & MAN 29, which fell to 68th, it's what you soak 
in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at DUNGEON CELL 34's act, as they 
have a 0-1-0 week and gain 24 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is OF WOLF & MAN 27, who swept up 32 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at OF WOLF & MAN 34's act, as they have a 0-1-0 
week and gain 32 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch 
out BLACKSTONE!  040709C may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 90th spot.  Hey everybody, watch out for YOKEL BROKER, who flew up 20 
points in the rankings after mashing SHAQUAYLIA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was SUPER FREAK, who dropped 10 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SEXYGIRL.  In front of all the 
crowds, CREATOR RUSH took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid 040709L, please raise you hand.  Wow. 
Does BLACKSTONE really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try 
this one:  040709L + Weapons That go Boom = KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 + Avoid City.  Well 
just about everybody wants a piece of PRISONER 255, who was this week's most 
challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 7EVEN went after 
PRISONER 075, who was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 7EVEN 
overcame PRISONER 075.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CREATOR RUSH 5327            11   3  1   107       101308B (1016)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMILIN' BOB 5929              7   2  1   104       UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
 MUTED TENANT 5321             7   1  0    93       101308A (1015)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOABLE 4269                   7   4  0    89       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)
 FLASHING GLARE 5941          12  12  2    87       REFLECTIONS (1123)
 HORRIBLE 3103                 7   3  1    86       OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
-WOLVERINE 5556                2   3  0    85       WE NEED A HERO (1059)
 MCTURDSWALLOW 7290            5   1  0    83       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
-LORD OF COLLUSION 5689        4   1  0    82       POLITICLY INCORRECT (1084)
 DAVID WAYBUR 5954             9  24  0    77       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
 MAGIC LOGIC 5022              5   0  1    73       071808B (959)
-ASP 7973                      8   6  1    70       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-6IX 4316                      6   2  0    70       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE ELEVATORS SUCK 7316       4   2  0    66       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
 PLUSH NEWBIE 5287             7   1  0    65       100908H (1008)
-POKER HONTAS 7937             7   4  0    64       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 BAG 4281                      6   7  0    64       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUARTZ PARDON 5279            5   3  1    64       100908G (1007)
-PRISONER 321 5984             8   4  0    62       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-STRONG LIKE OX 7938           7   4  0    62       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 SEXYGIRL 4621                 4   1  0    62       KELLUMBOS KIDS MN12 (891)
 OHM! 4279                     6   6  0    61       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 CALEB 2901                    7   3  1    59       OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
 7EVEN 4317                    4   1  0    59       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
 BEDROCK CRIMINAL 5389         5   1  0    58       101308O (1029)
 PRISONER 075 2591            10   8  1    57       DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 222 4832             5   2  1    56       DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)
 MARANDA 3027                  4   2  0    56       KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)
 PRISONER 255 4849             6   4  1    55       DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)
 SHAWN ANGRY 7430              3   0  0    55       THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
 SHARD 3097                    6   8  0    54       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
 MIGHT BE OK 4248              8   6  1    53       OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
 TOG CLOT 6669                 6   2  0    52       012209G (1259)
 VENTO 5633                    3   3  1    51       LIFE AT VIKING (1073)
-SASHAY GINGERLY 5376          7   2  0    49       101308L (1026)
-FLEETING DESIRE 5210          4   5  0    48       FIGHTING WITH II (995)
-OG 8209                       4   3  0    47       NCA1 (1518)
-ZIEC 2995                     5   7  1    46       OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)
-SOLDIER 8 5955               12   9  0    45       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
 SUPER FREAK 5011              4   6  0    42       HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
-BUFFALO BREATH 7932           6   5  2    41       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
-SSSRRA 7968                   4   7  0    41       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373          4   2  0    41       101308L (1026)
 VODKA GIMLET 7485             2   0  0    41       VENETIAN II (1381)
-LEMAR 3094                    4   4  0    40       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              3   5  0    40       FORMER BOSSES (953)
 FRANK BELL 3051               2   1  0    39       KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)
-FORON 3149                    5   7  0    38       OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)
 CERTA 3080                    4   3  0    37       OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)
 YOKEL BROKER 6665             4   1  0    37       012209G (1259)
 PRISONER 294 5972             3   2  0    36       DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)
-GOING COMMANDO 7208           4   1  1    35       DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)
-D?S? OPEN? 6872               4   1  2    34       KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)
-DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796           2   8  0    34       KAOS LORDS (920)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHIEF GUMBY 7935              3   7  0    33       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
 ITCHY GOO 7105                3   0  0    33       011609S (1345)
-EUGLENA 8342                  2   2  0    33       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
 VOMITMACE 6242                2   0  0    33       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-3 (1180)
-MICROSOFT 5911                1   2  0    33       BIG BUSINESS (1120)
-PRISONER 324 5987             1   3  0    32       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
 DONAD 3155                    4   3  0    31       OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)
 SUGAR MUFFIN 6238             2   1  0    31       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-2 (1179)
-KILLER BEES 6889              4   1  0    30       MISISTERS OF DEFENSE (1302)
 HEADLINE SHOUTER 6644         3   3  0    30       012209B (1254)
 TRINITY 8906                  2   0  1    30       KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)
 POG DAWS 7668                 2   1  0    30       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 (1416)
 TULL 7795                     1   1  0    30       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-30 (1441)
-CONSORTIUM DORK 7918          4   1  1    29       COOL DORKS (1379)
 LILY 8917                     2   0  0    29       KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
-PADME 7678                    3   0  0    28       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-25 (1418)
 CUBIT STIRRER 6748            2   1  0    27       011609F (1274)
 BRANDI 7710                   2   0  0    27       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 (1416)
-SURI 7670                     3   0  2    26       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
-PLANARIA 8340                 3   1  0    26       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
 REIKO IKE 8890                2   0  0    26       KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)
 BELL 2926                     1   5  0    26       OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FOREARM SWAB 7891             4   0  0    25       040709L (1460)
-MASSASAUGA 8082               1   3  1    25       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT MEANT TO BE 8918          2   0  1    23       KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
-TAKEM LONGTOKE 7933           3   1  0    22       WACKY WARPATH (1468)
-TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849          3   1  0    22       040709D (1452)
-FER DE LANCE 8303             2   1  0    22       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-BORG IRONJAW 8210             4   3  0    21       NCA1 (1518)
-ALBI 2908                     3   2  0    21       OF WOLF & MAN 6 (574)
-CLOUDDROID 7075               2   1  0    21       SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)
-THE ROT 2806                  1   1  1    21       NEVER QUEST (554)
-SHABOOKIE 7698                1   1  1    21       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-26 (1422)
 AARICIA 7692                  1   1  1    21       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
-ANITA BLOND 8910              1   0  0    21       KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)
-NIX ANOTHER 5390              1   0  0    21       101308O (1029)
 GOTTA TRY 6253                2   1  1    20       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-5 (1182)
 POWDERED TUT 7868             2   1  1    20       040709H (1456)
 SHAQUAYLIA 7671               2   1  1    20       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
-HUMPBACK PARABLE 7852         2   2  0    20       040709D (1452)
-CALLY 8104                    1   0  0    20       KELLUMBOS KIS 09-43 (1497)
-LION HEART 9324               1   1  0    20       PIPELINE 115 II (1687)
 BUM 2 8072                    1   0  0    20       WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
-MOG 8208                      2   3  0    19       NCA1 (1518)
-PEEVED PENGUIN 7725           2   1  0    19       FURRY FURY-OUS (1427)
 AURORA 7656                   1   1  1    19       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-37 (1414)
-BLUE DEVIL 5205               2   4  0    18       GRIMM WASTES (994)
-CHICKENSEXDETECTIVE 2873      1   3  0    18       DIRTIER JOBS (567)
-LI'L DEMON 8534               1   1  0    18       SKI-BUM 39 (1565)
 NOVEL COB 7843                2   1  0    17       040709C (1451)
-GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           1   4  0    17       GRIMM WASTES (994)
 UNBORN MONISM 7870            1   2  0    17       040709H (1456)
-ONE-TRICK GERBIL 5876         1   0  0    17       CROSS BREED (1114)
-VON VON 7694                  0   3  0    17       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
 PRISONER 345 6903             1   3  0    16       DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)
-JAHZARA 7642                  1   0  0    15       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-23 (1411)
-UNTOUCHABLE STAR 9326         0   2  0    14       PIPELINE 115 II (1687)
 BUGGLES 5661                  1   0  0    13       ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)
-SURE ANGEL 6634               1   2  0    12       KAOSS (1183)
-GUTROT 8205                   0   2  0    12       NCA1 (1518)
-SALANUS DEMONSBANE 8206       0   3  0    11       NCA1 (1518)
-THAT'S A JOKE 5538            1   0  0     9       CAN'T COMPETE? (1056)
-STORM FANG 8229               1   3  0     8       BIG HEADED SNAKES (1474)
-SLICK 7027                    1   1  0     8       ES IS SUPER (1329)
 THREATCH 7566                 1   0  0     7       PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)
-PRISONER 325 5988             0   1  0     7       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-HYDRA 8339                    0   1  0     7       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
-SNOW ANGEL 6255               0   1  0     7       KAOSS (1183)
-DUMMY 7420                    0   1  0     7       THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
-AMOEBA 8341                   1   3  0     6       MICROSCOPIC MAYHEM (1538)
 TYCHO 8033                    0   1  0     5       CRATER FACES (1484)
-LYING EYES 7250               0   1  0     5       BODY LANGUAGE (1363)
 WYM WILDFEAF 7549             0   1  0     5       PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)
 DOCTOR STRANGE 8089           0   1  0     5       DEFENDERS (1494)
-SPORE 7816                    0   3  0     3       SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      NOT MEANT TO BE 8918   33  NONE
UNHEALED MAGGOT 7885    0  2 0 040709K 1459         D?S? OPEN? 6872        30   
TAWNY OMELET 5065      10  7 1 071808V 968          FLASHING GLARE 5941    32   
GUN CORSAIR 5319        3  5 0 101308A 1015         D?S? OPEN? 6872        31   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRACTURED FEMUR 7739    0  2 0 BONE TRAUMA 1430     THE ROT 2806           30   
PRISONER 364 7925       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 36 1466 AURORA 7656            32   
HARBINGER HARE 7726     0  1 0 FURRY FURY-OUS 1427  POWDERED TUT 7868      29  NOT REVENGED
THE BARON OF BEL 8407   2  2 1 GHOST RIDERS 1548    MASSASAUGA 8082        30   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tawny Omelet -- I musta got much better damage rolls.  Sorry about death. -- Flashing
Glare

Hey Salad Guy -- Ha!  Thought I had something ta yabber bout, but then I realized
people think me crazey chatting with a plate of chopped up green stuff.  Ha ha. --
Banthius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VENTO was unbelievably bested by BAG in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
VODKA GIMLET vanquished DONAD in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TRINITY overpowered PRISONER 345 in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
SUPER FREAK was overpowered by SEXYGIRL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MARANDA bested PRISONER 255 in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HUGH KASSLE was defeated by SHARD in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
7EVEN viciously subdued PRISONER 075 in a 2 minute gory Challenge competition.
FLASHING GLARE was handily defeated by CREATOR RUSH in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
HORRIBLE vanquished DAVID WAYBUR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MUTED TENANT vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOABLE overpowered QUARTZ PARDON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MCTURDSWALLOW overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CALEB was devastated by MAGIC LOGIC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PRISONER 222 was demolished by THE ELEVATORS SUCK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CERTA was overpowered by BEDROCK CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FRANK BELL was overpowered by OHM! in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIGHT BE OK was devastated by PLUSH NEWBIE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SHAWN ANGRY viciously subdued POG DAWS in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
TOG CLOT demolished BELL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
POWDERED TUT was overpowered by VOMITMACE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER 294 devastated AURORA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOTTA TRY was narrowly defeated by ITCHY GOO in a 3 minute brutal duel.
HEADLINE SHOUTER was overpowered by SUGAR MUFFIN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
YOKEL BROKER overpowered SHAQUAYLIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CUBIT STIRRER defeated AARICIA in a 1 minute duel.
UNBORN MONISM was overpowered by BRANDI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LILY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
NOVEL COB was vanquished by TULL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NOT MEANT TO BE easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
REIKO IKE overpowered TYCHO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THREATCH won victory over DOCTOR STRANGE in a 1 minute novice's fray.
BUGGLES overpowered WYM WILDFEAF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUM 2 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         STRIKING ATTACK  146 -  78 - 11      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  10 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  19 -  5      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  47 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        38 -  63 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  58 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  18 -  2      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  35 -  3      34  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  28 -  0      24  |

Turn  33 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   21 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CREATOR RUSH 5327          11   3  1  107 101308B (1016)
STRIKING ATTACK  MUTED TENANT 5321           7   1  0   93 101308A (1015)
BASHING ATTACK   MCTURDSWALLOW 7290          5   1  0   83 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHAWN ANGRY 7430            3   0  0   55 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHT BE OK 4248            8   6  1   53 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHARD 3097.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHARD 3097.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHAWN ANGRY 7430, SEXYGIRL 
4621, 7EVEN 4317, CREATOR RUSH 5327, PLUSH NEWBIE 5287, BAG 4281, VODKA GIMLET 7485, 
TRINITY 8906, MARANDA 3027, and MUTED TENANT 5321.

The least popular fighter this week was WYM WILDFEAF 7549.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOCTOR STRANGE 8089, TYCHO 8033, NOVEL COB 7843, UNBORN MONISM 
7870, SHAQUAYLIA 7671, AURORA 7656, POWDERED TUT 7868, BELL 2926, CERTA 3080, and 
QUARTZ PARDON 5279.