DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/26/2009    Duedate: 09/08/2009

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM-84    TURN-34

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HORRIBLE
OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
(84-3103) [8-3-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HORRIBLE                       MAGIC LOGIC
OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)         071808B (959)
(84-3103) [8-3-1,108]          (84-5022) [6-0-1,88]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PRISONER 075                   POWDERED TUT
DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)          040709H (1456)
(84-2591) [10-9-1,58]          (84-7868) [2-2-1,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)   31
2. OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)      22KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)    20      Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBOS KIDS MN12 (891)   19
5. ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)      19      071808B (959)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*071808B (959)              6   0  1  100   1/ 2*KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)  5  1 1
 2/ 0*S. FORCES 7804 (916)       4   0  0  100   2- 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   4  0 0
 3/ 8*VENETIAN II (1381)         3   0  0  100   3/15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)  3  0 1
 4- 5*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1418)   3   0  0  100   4/ 6 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)    3  0 1
 5- 6*KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)   2   0  1  100   5/13*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891)  3  0 0
 6- 9*KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)   2   0  0  100   6/12*VENETIAN II (1381)        3  0 0
 7/ 0*S. FORCES 7805 (917)       2   0  0  100   7/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)   3  0 0
 8/14*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)     2   0  0  100   8/16*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417)  3  1 1
 9- 7*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1180)   2   0  0  100   9/10*012209G (1259)            3  1 0
10/13*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)   2   0  0  100  10/11 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  3  1 0
11/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)    2   0  0  100  11- 4*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1416)  3  1 0
12-11*KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)   1   0  0  100  12- 5*KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)  2  0 1
13/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)   1   0  0  100  13/44*100908H (1008)            2  0 0
14/ 0*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)    1   0  0  100  14/34*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    2  0 0
15-10*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1411)   1   0  0  100  15- 9*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1180)  2  0 0
16-17*KELLUMBOS KIS 09- (1497)   1   0  0  100  16/32*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)   2  0 0
17/18*100908H (1008)             8   1  0 88.9  17/35*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  2  0 0
18/20*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417)   6   1  3 85.7  18/28*071808B (959)             2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 2*KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)   5   1  1 83.3  19- 7*KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)  2  0 0
20/25*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891)   5   1  0 83.3  20/49*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1414)  2  1 1
21/ 3*040709L (1460)             4   1  0 80.0  21/19 101308B (1016)            2  1 0
22/30*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)    4   1  0 80.0  22/60*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)     2  1 0
23-24*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1416)   4   1  0 80.0  23/55*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1179)  2  1 0
24/29 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842)  11   3  1 78.6  24/56*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1182)  2  1 0
25/33*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)      6   2  1 75.0  25/53 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)     2  1 0
26/19*101308O (1029)             6   2  0 75.0  26/20 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)     2  1 0
27/38*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1182)   3   1  1 75.0  27/64*KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)    2  1 0
28/ 4*011609S (1345)             3   1  0 75.0  28-24*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)  1  0 1
29/42*040709C (1451)             3   1  0 75.0  29/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   1  0 0
30/40*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1179)   3   1  0 75.0  30/ 0*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)   1  0 0
31/43*KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)     3   1  0 75.0  31-36*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1411)  1  0 0
32/27 101308B (1016)            11   4  1 73.3  32/ 0*S. FORCES 7804 (916)      1  0 0
33/34 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)      8   3  1 72.7  33- 8 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    1  0 0
34/35 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)     8   3  1 72.7  34-18 101308A (1015)            1  0 0
35/32 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)  12   5  0 70.6  35-40*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1418)  1  0 0
36/31 101308L (1026)            11   5  0 68.8  36/ 0*S. FORCES 7805 (917)      1  0 0
37/45 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)    8   4  0 66.7  37-45*KELLUMBOS KIS 09- (1497)  1  0 0
38/65*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1414)   2   1  1 66.7  38/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   1  0 0
39/48 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)      7   4  1 63.6  39/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)    1  0 0
40/44*012209G (1259)            12   7  0 63.2  40/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)  1  0 0
41-47*040709D (1452)             5   3  0 62.5  41-46*KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)  1  0 0
42-51 071808V (968)             10   7  1 58.8  42-62 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    1  0 0
43-52 101308A (1015)            10   7  0 58.8  43-50 REFLECTIONS (1123)        1  1 1
44-53 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)     8   6  1 57.1  44-51*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)  1  1 1
45/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)     4   3  1 57.1  45/85*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  1  1 0
46/37*KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)     4   3  0 57.1  46/30*101308O (1029)            1  1 0
47-55*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)     4   3  0 57.1  47/43*011609F (1274)            1  1 0
48/46*100908G (1007)             5   4  1 55.6  48-59*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1441)  1  1 0
49-58 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)     9   8  0 52.9  49/90*040709C (1451)            1  1 0
50/56 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     10   9  1 52.6  50/14*040709L (1460)            1  1 0
51/59 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  44  41  3 51.8  51/25*WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     1  1 0
52-60 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   13  13  0 50.0  52/26*011609S (1345)            1  1 0
53/63*040709H (1456)             4   4  2 50.0  53-61*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)    1  1 0
54-61*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)     4   4  0 50.0  54/17 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   1  2 0
55/49*DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)    3   3  0 50.0  55/ 0 TYE-DYE (1718)            1  2 0
56/41*011609F (1274)             2   2  0 50.0  56/54*DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)   1  2 0
57-66*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422)   1   1  1 50.0  57/78*DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)    1  2 0
58/96*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   1   1  0 50.0  58/57*LIFE AT VIKING (1073)     1  2 0
59-69*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1441)   1   1  0 50.0  59/63*KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)    1  2 0
60/16*WITTY COMEBACK (1492)      1   1  0 50.0  60-22 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    1  2 0
61/ 0 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)    15  18  0 45.5  61/77*040709H (1456)            1  3 1
62-70 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    10  12  0 45.5  62-72*PIPELINE 115 II (1687)    0  5 0
63-71 REFLECTIONS (1123)        19  25  3 43.2  63/66 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124)  0  3 0
64/62*LIFE AT VIKING (1073)      3   4  1 42.9  64/67*FORMER BOSSES (953)       0  3 0
65/64*012209B (1254)             3   4  0 42.9  65/75 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     0  3 0
66-72 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)     5   7  1 41.7  66/86*CRATER FACES (1484)       0  2 0
67-73 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)     5   7  0 41.7  67/88*DEFENDERS (1494)          0  2 0
68/83*DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)     2   3  0 40.0  68/92*012209B (1254)            0  2 0
69/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)    2   3  0 40.0  69/94*100908G (1007)            0  2 0
70/74 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    4   7  0 36.4  70/76 101308L (1026)            0  2 0
71/77*FORMER BOSSES (953)        3   6  0 33.3  71-69*040709D (1452)            0  2 0
72/ 0 TYE-DYE (1718)             7  24  0 22.6  72/ 0 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)    0  2 0
73-86*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421)   1   4  1 20.0  73-80*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)    0  2 0
74-88*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)     1   5  0 16.7  74-68 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    0  2 0
75-91*PIPELINE 115 II (1687)     1   9  0 10.0  75-81*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    0  2 0
76/93*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)    0   4  0  0.0  76/ 0*PILANTHROPISTS18 (1399)   0  1 0
77/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1907 (1340)    0   2  0  0.0  77-96*BODY LANGUAGE (1363)      0  1 0
78/95*CRATER FACES (1484)        0   2  0  0.0  78-83*DUNGEON CELL 36 (1466)    0  1 0
79/97*DEFENDERS (1494)           0   2  0  0.0  79-52 071808V (968)             0  1 0
80/ 0*PILANTHROPISTS18 (1399)    0   1  0  0.0  80/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1907 (1340)   0  1 0
81-98*DUNGEON CELL 36 (1466)     0   1  0  0.0  81/87*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-94*BODY LANGUAGE (1363)       0   1  0  0.0  82-65 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon BLACKSTONE, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at OF WOLF AND MAN 5 left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by KELLUMBO KID CLV7.  Good show!  
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 blew up the 
rankings to 12!  Perhaps it is 100908H members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 44th to 13th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were 
muttering after ONE HIT WONDERS showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move 
up by 20.  Perhaps it is THIS HOTEL BLOWS members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 32nd to 16th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, PHILANTHROPISTS16 blew up the rankings to 18!  
Managers were muttering after KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-37 showed BLACKSTONE what they could 
do:  1-0-0 to move up by 29.  Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 22 members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 60th to 22nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-2 blew up the 
rankings to 32!  Managers were muttering after KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-5 showed BLACKSTONE 
what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 32.  Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 25 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 53rd to 25th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 blew up 
the rankings to 37!  Managers were muttering after PHILANTHROPISTS13 showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 40.  Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is 101308O, after suffering a 16 drop in ranking.  
Perhaps it is 040709C members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 90th to 
49th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of 040709L.  Note their drop in the rankings from 14th to 50th.  
Watch out!!!  The boys at WITTY COMEBACK aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know 
and love, after suffering a 26 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of 011609S.  Note their drop in the rankings from 26th to 52nd.  
Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is HE'S 
SUPER FREAKY, after suffering a 37 drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, DUNGEON CELL 34 blew up the rankings to 21!  Managers were muttering 
after 040709H showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-1-1 to move up by 16.  Perhaps 
it is CRATER FACES members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 86th to 66th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, DEFENDERS blew up the rankings to 21!  Managers were muttering after 012209B 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 24.  Perhaps it is 100908G 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 94th to 69th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Practice pays for DWIN BOFBIM, who pummelled EMBEZZLING 
SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, BOISREDON was 
winsome, after beating INTERSTATE 95 and seeing him lose 13 points.  Now I can't 
insult HORRIBLE, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  
(Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in BLACKSTONE is taking 
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of DUNGEON CELL 32, alone and unchallenged.  
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of KELLUMBO KID CLV7, so did that 
sorry team shy from DUNGEON CELL 32 Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, CUBIT STIRRER is the most challenged 
warrior.  7EVEN challenged MCTURDSWALLOW!  Who says KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 are just a 
bunch of wimps!  7EVEN of KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 kept its wits as it killed 
MCTURDSWALLOW.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  I get a special 
thrill from seeing innocent boy like MCTURDSWALLOW from HOTEL STILL BLOWS get 
pointlessly killed.  Good show, 7EVEN!  (No mercy.) Nothing is certain except death 
and more death in these bloody arenas.  MCTURDSWALLOW of HOTEL STILL BLOWS met his 
fate at the hands of 7EVEN.  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee. 
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Like a 
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid BLACKSTONE farewell-- Novgorodny 
Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HORRIBLE 3103                 8   3  1   108       OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOABLE 4269                   8   4  0    95       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)
-MUTED TENANT 5321             7   1  0    93       101308A (1015)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 7EVEN 4317                    5   1  1    90       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
 MAGIC LOGIC 5022              6   0  1    88       071808B (959)
-FLASHING GLARE 5941          12  12  2    87       REFLECTIONS (1123)
 CREATOR RUSH 5327            11   4  1    84       101308B (1016)
 SEXYGIRL 4621                 5   1  0    81       KELLUMBOS KIDS MN12 (891)
 DAVID WAYBUR 5954             9  25  0    78       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
 THE ELEVATORS SUCK 7316       5   2  0    75       HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
 CALEB 2901                    8   3  1    72       OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
 PLUSH NEWBIE 5287             8   1  0    72       100908H (1008)
-6IX 4316                      6   2  0    70       KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 222 4832             6   2  1    66       DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)
-BAG 4281                      6   7  0    64       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 PRISONER 255 4849             7   4  1    63       DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)
-PRISONER 321 5984             8   4  0    62       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-OHM! 4279                     6   6  0    61       OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
 QUARTZ PARDON 5279            5   4  1    61       100908G (1007)
 BEDROCK CRIMINAL 5389         5   2  0    59       101308O (1029)
 PRISONER 075 2591            10   9  1    58       DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
 SHAWN ANGRY 7430              4   0  0    58       THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
 VODKA GIMLET 7485             3   0  0    58       VENETIAN II (1381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHARD 3097                    6   8  0    54       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
-MIGHT BE OK 4248              8   6  1    53       OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
 VENTO 5633                    3   4  1    52       LIFE AT VIKING (1073)
 FRANK BELL 3051               3   1  0    52       KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)
-OIL LEAK 9493                 8   6  0    51       HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
 MARANDA 3027                  4   3  0    50       KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)
-SASHAY GINGERLY 5376          7   2  0    49       101308L (1026)
 YOKEL BROKER 6665             5   1  0    47       012209G (1259)
-ZIEC 2995                     5   7  1    46       OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)
-SOLDIER 8 5955               12   9  0    45       MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
 TOG CLOT 6669                 6   3  0    44       012209G (1259)
 BOISREDON 4787                4   3  1    43       SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)
 SUGAR MUFFIN 6238             3   1  0    42       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-2 (1179)
-LEMAR 3094                    4   4  0    40       OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
 BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373          4   3  0    39       101308L (1026)
-FORON 3149                    5   7  0    38       OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)
 PRISONER 294 5972             3   3  0    38       DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)
-CERTA 3080                    4   3  0    37       OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)
 SUPER FREAK 5011              4   7  0    37       HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              3   6  0    37       FORMER BOSSES (953)
 POST OFFICE BUILDING 4780     4   0  0    34       S. FORCES 7804 (916)
 ITCHY GOO 7105                3   1  0    34       011609S (1345)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOTTA TRY 6253                3   1  1    33       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-5 (1182)
 SHAQUAYLIA 7671               3   1  1    33       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOVEL COB 7843                3   1  0    33       040709C (1451)
 NEW BREED 4784                2   0  0    33       S. FORCES 7805 (917)
-VOMITMACE 6242                2   0  0    33       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-3 (1180)
 BUGGLES 5661                  2   0  0    32       ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)
-PRISONER 324 5987             1   3  0    32       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-DONAD 3155                    4   3  0    31       OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)
 HEADLINE SHOUTER 6644         3   4  0    31       012209B (1254)
-TRINITY 8906                  2   0  1    30       KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)
-POG DAWS 7668                 2   1  0    30       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 (1416)
-TULL 7795                     1   1  0    30       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-30 (1441)
 UNBORN MONISM 7870            2   2  1    29       040709H (1456)
-PADME 7678                    3   0  0    28       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-25 (1418)
 CUBIT STIRRER 6748            2   2  0    28       011609F (1274)
 MARY MAUVE 9483               3   6  0    27       TYE-DYE (1718)
-BRANDI 7710                   2   0  0    27       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 (1416)
-SURI 7670                     3   0  2    26       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
 NOT MEANT TO BE 8918          3   0  1    26       KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
-REIKO IKE 8890                2   0  0    26       KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)
-BELL 2926                     1   5  0    26       OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)
 AURORA 7656                   2   1  1    25       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-37 (1414)
 SINGLETON 5433                2   3  0    25       SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOREARM SWAB 7891             4   1  0    23       040709L (1460)
 INTERSTATE 95 9496            3   4  0    22       HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
-TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849          3   1  0    22       040709D (1452)
 POWDERED TUT 7868             2   2  1    21       040709H (1456)
-AARICIA 7692                  1   1  1    21       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
-SHABOOKIE 7698                1   1  1    21       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-26 (1422)
-ANITA BLOND 8910              1   0  0    21       KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)
-NIX ANOTHER 5390              1   0  0    21       101308O (1029)
 GIAN CHILD 8531               2   0  0    20       SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)
-HUMPBACK PARABLE 7852         2   2  0    20       040709D (1452)
 DWIN BOFBIM 7595              1   0  0    20       PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)
-CALLY 8104                    1   0  0    20       KELLUMBOS KIS 09-43 (1497)
-LION HEART 9324               1   1  0    20       PIPELINE 115 II (1687)
-BUM 2 8072                    1   0  0    20       WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
 PRISONER 345 6903             2   3  0    19       DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)
 LILY 8917                     2   1  0    19       KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
 VERA VERMILLION 9487          1   7  0    18       TYE-DYE (1718)
-VON VON 7694                  0   3  0    17       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
 THREATCH 7566                 2   0  0    15       PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)
 DEAD ARMADILLO 9495           1   4  0    15       HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
 THANDOR NENANU 7598           1   0  0    15       PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)
-JAHZARA 7642                  1   0  0    15       KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-23 (1411)
 WYM WILDFEAF 7549             1   1  0    15       PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)
-UNTOUCHABLE STAR 9326         0   2  0    14       PIPELINE 115 II (1687)
-237 MILES EXTRA 9494          3   1  0    13       HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
 UMBER 9480                    1   0  0    13       TYE-DYE (1718)
 SPORE 7816                    0   4  0     8       SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)
-PRISONER 325 5988             0   1  0     7       DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
 RETORT 8075                   0   1  0     7       WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
-DUMMY 7420                    0   1  0     7       THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
-CHARTREUSE 9488               0   2  0     6       TYE-DYE (1718)
 TYCHO 8033                    0   2  0     6       CRATER FACES (1484)
 DOCTOR STRANGE 8089           0   2  0     6       DEFENDERS (1494)
 MAD BRAMBLE 7573              0   1  0     5       PILANTHROPISTS18 (1399)
-LYING EYES 7250               0   1  0     5       BODY LANGUAGE (1363)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
UNHEALED MAGGOT 7885    0  2 0 040709K 1459         D?S? OPEN? 6872        30  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TAWNY OMELET 5065      10  7 1 071808V 968          FLASHING GLARE 5941    32   
GUN CORSAIR 5319        3  5 0 101308A 1015         D?S? OPEN? 6872        31   
FRACTURED FEMUR 7739    0  2 0 BONE TRAUMA 1430     THE ROT 2806           30  NOT REVENGED
PRISONER 364 7925       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 36 1466 AURORA 7656            32   
THE BARON OF BEL 8407   2  2 1 GHOST RIDERS 1548    MASSASAUGA 8082        30  NONE
MCTURDSWALLOW 7290      5  2 0 HOTEL STILL BLO 1369 7EVEN 4317             34   
TEMPORAL SPIDER 7080    0  2 0 SUPE FORCES 190 1340 UNBORN MONISM 7870     34   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

26 August 09
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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEXYGIRL devastated DAVID WAYBUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
7EVEN murdered MCTURDSWALLOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HUGH KASSLE was savagely defeated by YOKEL BROKER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
MARANDA was overpowered by THE ELEVATORS SUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FRANK BELL devastated SUPER FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SUGAR MUFFIN devastated HEADLINE SHOUTER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
GOTTA TRY won victory over ITCHY GOO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
BUGGLES overpowered LILY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SHAQUAYLIA defeated CUBIT STIRRER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
WYM WILDFEAF handily defeated DOCTOR STRANGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TYCHO was subdued by PRISONER 345 in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CREATOR RUSH was devastated by HORRIBLE in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
MAGIC LOGIC demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
DOABLE handily defeated QUARTZ PARDON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PRISONER 075 was savagely defeated by VODKA GIMLET in a 2 minute struggle.
CALEB overpowered BEDROCK CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PLUSH NEWBIE overpowered VENTO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOG CLOT was overpowered by PRISONER 222 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 255 overpowered BOTTOM MONOGRAM in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
SHAWN ANGRY narrowly defeated PRISONER 294 in a 2 minute fight.
INTERSTATE 95 was vanquished by BOISREDON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FOREARM SWAB was viciously subdued by NEW BREED in a action packed 5 minute duel.
MARY MAUVE was overpowered by NOVEL COB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POST OFFICE BUILDING luckily beat POWDERED TUT in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
TEMPORAL SPIDER was slaughtered by UNBORN MONISM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VERA VERMILLION was savagely defeated by SINGLETON in a 8 minute brutal melee.
NOT MEANT TO BE viciously subdued SPORE in a popular 5 minute gruesome fray.
GIAN CHILD beat DEAD ARMADILLO in a 2 minute competition.
AURORA vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THREATCH overpowered RETORT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UMBER defeated MAD BRAMBLE in a exciting 6 minute match.
DWIN BOFBIM overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THANDOR NENANU beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         STRIKING ATTACK  161 -  87 - 11      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  10 -  1      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  19 -  5      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  52 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        40 -  60 -  2      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  59 -  3      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  33 -  4      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  20 -  2      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  33 -  0      23  |

Turn  34 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         8  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HORRIBLE 3103               8   3  1  108 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
AIMED BLOW       CREATOR RUSH 5327          11   4  1   84 101308B (1016)
BASHING ATTACK   PRISONER 075 2591          10   9  1   58 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHAWN ANGRY 7430            4   0  0   58 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
TOTAL PARRY      BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373        4   3  0   39 101308L (1026)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRISONER 075 2591.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POWDERED TUT 7868.  The ten other most popular fighters were YOKEL BROKER 
6665, NEW BREED 4784, NOT MEANT TO BE 8918, MAD BRAMBLE 7573, VODKA GIMLET 7485, 
GOTTA TRY 6253, SHAQUAYLIA 7671, PRISONER 255 4849, SEXYGIRL 4621, and THE ELEVATORS 
SUCK 7316.

The least popular fighter this week was UMBER 9480.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RETORT 8075, TEMPORAL SPIDER 7080, MARY MAUVE 9483, INTERSTATE 95 9496, 
TOG CLOT 6669, VENTO 5633, CREATOR RUSH 5327, DOCTOR STRANGE 8089, LILY 8917, and 
ITCHY GOO 7105.