DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/26/2009 Duedate: 09/08/2009
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM-84 TURN-34
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HORRIBLE
OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
(84-3103) [8-3-1,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HORRIBLE MAGIC LOGIC
OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613) 071808B (959)
(84-3103) [8-3-1,108] (84-5022) [6-0-1,88]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PRISONER 075 POWDERED TUT
DUNGEON CELL 07 (511) 040709H (1456)
(84-2591) [10-9-1,58] (84-7868) [2-2-1,21]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842) 31
2. OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613) 22KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403) 20 Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBOS KIDS MN12 (891) 19
5. ONE HIT WONDERS (1079) 19 071808B (959)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*071808B (959) 6 0 1 100 1/ 2*KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614) 5 1 1
2/ 0*S. FORCES 7804 (916) 4 0 0 100 2- 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835) 4 0 0
3/ 8*VENETIAN II (1381) 3 0 0 100 3/15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842) 3 0 1
4- 5*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1418) 3 0 0 100 4/ 6 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613) 3 0 1
5- 6*KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612) 2 0 1 100 5/13*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891) 3 0 0
6- 9*KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609) 2 0 0 100 6/12*VENETIAN II (1381) 3 0 0
7/ 0*S. FORCES 7805 (917) 2 0 0 100 7/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833) 3 0 0
8/14*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079) 2 0 0 100 8/16*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417) 3 1 1
9- 7*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1180) 2 0 0 100 9/10*012209G (1259) 3 1 0
10/13*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397) 2 0 0 100 10/11 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369) 3 1 0
11/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564) 2 0 0 100 11- 4*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1416) 3 1 0
12-11*KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613) 1 0 0 100 12- 5*KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612) 2 0 1
13/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403) 1 0 0 100 13/44*100908H (1008) 2 0 0
14/ 0*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404) 1 0 0 100 14/34*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079) 2 0 0
15-10*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1411) 1 0 0 100 15- 9*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1180) 2 0 0
16-17*KELLUMBOS KIS 09- (1497) 1 0 0 100 16/32*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373) 2 0 0
17/18*100908H (1008) 8 1 0 88.9 17/35*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397) 2 0 0
18/20*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1417) 6 1 3 85.7 18/28*071808B (959) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 2*KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614) 5 1 1 83.3 19- 7*KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609) 2 0 0
20/25*KELLUMBOS KIDS MN1 (891) 5 1 0 83.3 20/49*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1414) 2 1 1
21/ 3*040709L (1460) 4 1 0 80.0 21/19 101308B (1016) 2 1 0
22/30*THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373) 4 1 0 80.0 22/60*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927) 2 1 0
23-24*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1416) 4 1 0 80.0 23/55*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1179) 2 1 0
24/29 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN (842) 11 3 1 78.6 24/56*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1182) 2 1 0
25/33*DUNGEON CELL 22 (927) 6 2 1 75.0 25/53 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930) 2 1 0
26/19*101308O (1029) 6 2 0 75.0 26/20 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573) 2 1 0
27/38*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1182) 3 1 1 75.0 27/64*KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603) 2 1 0
28/ 4*011609S (1345) 3 1 0 75.0 28-24*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422) 1 0 1
29/42*040709C (1451) 3 1 0 75.0 29/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037) 1 0 0
30/40*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1179) 3 1 0 75.0 30/ 0*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404) 1 0 0
31/43*KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603) 3 1 0 75.0 31-36*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1411) 1 0 0
32/27 101308B (1016) 11 4 1 73.3 32/ 0*S. FORCES 7804 (916) 1 0 0
33/34 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573) 8 3 1 72.7 33- 8 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 1 0 0
34/35 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613) 8 3 1 72.7 34-18 101308A (1015) 1 0 0
35/32 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369) 12 5 0 70.6 35-40*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1418) 1 0 0
36/31 101308L (1026) 11 5 0 68.8 36/ 0*S. FORCES 7805 (917) 1 0 0
37/45 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833) 8 4 0 66.7 37-45*KELLUMBOS KIS 09- (1497) 1 0 0
38/65*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1414) 2 1 1 66.7 38/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564) 1 0 0
39/48 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930) 7 4 1 63.6 39/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7806 (918) 1 0 0
40/44*012209G (1259) 12 7 0 63.2 40/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403) 1 0 0
41-47*040709D (1452) 5 3 0 62.5 41-46*KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613) 1 0 0
42-51 071808V (968) 10 7 1 58.8 42-62 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592) 1 0 0
43-52 101308A (1015) 10 7 0 58.8 43-50 REFLECTIONS (1123) 1 1 1
44-53 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611) 8 6 1 57.1 44-51*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421) 1 1 1
45/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7806 (918) 4 3 1 57.1 45/85*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394) 1 1 0
46/37*KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598) 4 3 0 57.1 46/30*101308O (1029) 1 1 0
47-55*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617) 4 3 0 57.1 47/43*011609F (1274) 1 1 0
48/46*100908G (1007) 5 4 1 55.6 48-59*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1441) 1 1 0
49-58 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 9 8 0 52.9 49/90*040709C (1451) 1 1 0
50/56 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511) 10 9 1 52.6 50/14*040709L (1460) 1 1 0
51/59 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124) 44 41 3 51.8 51/25*WITTY COMEBACK (1492) 1 1 0
52-60 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835) 13 13 0 50.0 52/26*011609S (1345) 1 1 0
53/63*040709H (1456) 4 4 2 50.0 53-61*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578) 1 1 0
54-61*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609) 4 4 0 50.0 54/17 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957) 1 2 0
55/49*DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126) 3 3 0 50.0 55/ 0 TYE-DYE (1718) 1 2 0
56/41*011609F (1274) 2 2 0 50.0 56/54*DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126) 1 2 0
57-66*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1422) 1 1 1 50.0 57/78*DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304) 1 2 0
58/96*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394) 1 1 0 50.0 58/57*LIFE AT VIKING (1073) 1 2 0
59-69*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1441) 1 1 0 50.0 59/63*KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598) 1 2 0
60/16*WITTY COMEBACK (1492) 1 1 0 50.0 60-22 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612) 1 2 0
61/ 0 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719) 15 18 0 45.5 61/77*040709H (1456) 1 3 1
62-70 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612) 10 12 0 45.5 62-72*PIPELINE 115 II (1687) 0 5 0
63-71 REFLECTIONS (1123) 19 25 3 43.2 63/66 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (1124) 0 3 0
64/62*LIFE AT VIKING (1073) 3 4 1 42.9 64/67*FORMER BOSSES (953) 0 3 0
65/64*012209B (1254) 3 4 0 42.9 65/75 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511) 0 3 0
66-72 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592) 5 7 1 41.7 66/86*CRATER FACES (1484) 0 2 0
67-73 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615) 5 7 0 41.7 67/88*DEFENDERS (1494) 0 2 0
68/83*DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304) 2 3 0 40.0 68/92*012209B (1254) 0 2 0
69/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037) 2 3 0 40.0 69/94*100908G (1007) 0 2 0
70/74 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957) 4 7 0 36.4 70/76 101308L (1026) 0 2 0
71/77*FORMER BOSSES (953) 3 6 0 33.3 71-69*040709D (1452) 0 2 0
72/ 0 TYE-DYE (1718) 7 24 0 22.6 72/ 0 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719) 0 2 0
73-86*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09 (1421) 1 4 1 20.0 73-80*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609) 0 2 0
74-88*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578) 1 5 0 16.7 74-68 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611) 0 2 0
75-91*PIPELINE 115 II (1687) 1 9 0 10.0 75-81*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617) 0 2 0
76/93*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445) 0 4 0 0.0 76/ 0*PILANTHROPISTS18 (1399) 0 1 0
77/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1907 (1340) 0 2 0 0.0 77-96*BODY LANGUAGE (1363) 0 1 0
78/95*CRATER FACES (1484) 0 2 0 0.0 78-83*DUNGEON CELL 36 (1466) 0 1 0
79/97*DEFENDERS (1494) 0 2 0 0.0 79-52 071808V (968) 0 1 0
80/ 0*PILANTHROPISTS18 (1399) 0 1 0 0.0 80/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1907 (1340) 0 1 0
81-98*DUNGEON CELL 36 (1466) 0 1 0 0.0 81/87*SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82-94*BODY LANGUAGE (1363) 0 1 0 0.0 82-65 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon BLACKSTONE,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! The boys at OF WOLF AND MAN 5 left the arena
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by KELLUMBO KID CLV7. Good show!
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 blew up the
rankings to 12! Perhaps it is 100908H members' intannibility that enabled them to
move from 44th to 13th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Managers were
muttering after ONE HIT WONDERS showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-0-0 to move
up by 20. Perhaps it is THIS HOTEL BLOWS members' intannibility that enabled them to
move from 32nd to 16th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of
francium heaved into a wet pond, PHILANTHROPISTS16 blew up the rankings to 18!
Managers were muttering after KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-37 showed BLACKSTONE what they could
do: 1-0-0 to move up by 29. Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 22 members' intannibility
that enabled them to move from 60th to 22nd last week... (Less time in the sun...)
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-2 blew up the
rankings to 32! Managers were muttering after KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-5 showed BLACKSTONE
what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 32. Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 25 members'
intannibility that enabled them to move from 53rd to 25th last week... (Less time in
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 blew up
the rankings to 37! Managers were muttering after PHILANTHROPISTS13 showed
BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 40. Thinking about sending their
team manager to the Dark Arena is 101308O, after suffering a 16 drop in ranking.
Perhaps it is 040709C members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 90th to
49th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has
swept the stable of 040709L. Note their drop in the rankings from 14th to 50th.
Watch out!!! The boys at WITTY COMEBACK aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know
and love, after suffering a 26 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has
swept the stable of 011609S. Note their drop in the rankings from 26th to 52nd.
Watch out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is HE'S
SUPER FREAKY, after suffering a 37 drop in ranking. Like a chunk of francium heaved
into a wet pond, DUNGEON CELL 34 blew up the rankings to 21! Managers were muttering
after 040709H showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-1-1 to move up by 16. Perhaps
it is CRATER FACES members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 86th to 66th
last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet
pond, DEFENDERS blew up the rankings to 21! Managers were muttering after 012209B
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 0-1-0 to move up by 24. Perhaps it is 100908G
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 94th to 69th last week...
(Less time in the sun...) Practice pays for DWIN BOFBIM, who pummelled EMBEZZLING
SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, BOISREDON was
winsome, after beating INTERSTATE 95 and seeing him lose 13 points. Now I can't
insult HORRIBLE, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!!
(Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in BLACKSTONE is taking
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of DUNGEON CELL 32, alone and unchallenged.
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of KELLUMBO KID CLV7, so did that
sorry team shy from DUNGEON CELL 32 Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, CUBIT STIRRER is the most challenged
warrior. 7EVEN challenged MCTURDSWALLOW! Who says KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 are just a
bunch of wimps! 7EVEN of KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 kept its wits as it killed
MCTURDSWALLOW.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... I get a special
thrill from seeing innocent boy like MCTURDSWALLOW from HOTEL STILL BLOWS get
pointlessly killed. Good show, 7EVEN! (No mercy.) Nothing is certain except death
and more death in these bloody arenas. MCTURDSWALLOW of HOTEL STILL BLOWS met his
fate at the hands of 7EVEN. Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. Like a
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid BLACKSTONE farewell-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HORRIBLE 3103 8 3 1 108 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOABLE 4269 8 4 0 95 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (833)
-MUTED TENANT 5321 7 1 0 93 101308A (1015)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
7EVEN 4317 5 1 1 90 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
MAGIC LOGIC 5022 6 0 1 88 071808B (959)
-FLASHING GLARE 5941 12 12 2 87 REFLECTIONS (1123)
CREATOR RUSH 5327 11 4 1 84 101308B (1016)
SEXYGIRL 4621 5 1 0 81 KELLUMBOS KIDS MN12 (891)
DAVID WAYBUR 5954 9 25 0 78 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
THE ELEVATORS SUCK 7316 5 2 0 75 HOTEL STILL BLOWS (1369)
CALEB 2901 8 3 1 72 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
PLUSH NEWBIE 5287 8 1 0 72 100908H (1008)
-6IX 4316 6 2 0 70 KELLUMBO'S KIDS MN8 (842)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRISONER 222 4832 6 2 1 66 DUNGEON CELL 22 (927)
-BAG 4281 6 7 0 64 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
PRISONER 255 4849 7 4 1 63 DUNGEON CELL 25 (930)
-PRISONER 321 5984 8 4 0 62 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-OHM! 4279 6 6 0 61 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
QUARTZ PARDON 5279 5 4 1 61 100908G (1007)
BEDROCK CRIMINAL 5389 5 2 0 59 101308O (1029)
PRISONER 075 2591 10 9 1 58 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
SHAWN ANGRY 7430 4 0 0 58 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
VODKA GIMLET 7485 3 0 0 58 VENETIAN II (1381)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHARD 3097 6 8 0 54 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
-MIGHT BE OK 4248 8 6 1 53 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)
VENTO 5633 3 4 1 52 LIFE AT VIKING (1073)
FRANK BELL 3051 3 1 0 52 KELLUMBOS KIDS 9 (603)
-OIL LEAK 9493 8 6 0 51 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
MARANDA 3027 4 3 0 50 KELLUMBOS KIDS 4 (598)
-SASHAY GINGERLY 5376 7 2 0 49 101308L (1026)
YOKEL BROKER 6665 5 1 0 47 012209G (1259)
-ZIEC 2995 5 7 1 46 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)
-SOLDIER 8 5955 12 9 0 45 MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
TOG CLOT 6669 6 3 0 44 012209G (1259)
BOISREDON 4787 4 3 1 43 SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)
SUGAR MUFFIN 6238 3 1 0 42 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-2 (1179)
-LEMAR 3094 4 4 0 40 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)
BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373 4 3 0 39 101308L (1026)
-FORON 3149 5 7 0 38 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)
PRISONER 294 5972 3 3 0 38 DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)
-CERTA 3080 4 3 0 37 OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)
SUPER FREAK 5011 4 7 0 37 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
HUGH KASSLE 4988 3 6 0 37 FORMER BOSSES (953)
POST OFFICE BUILDING 4780 4 0 0 34 S. FORCES 7804 (916)
ITCHY GOO 7105 3 1 0 34 011609S (1345)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOTTA TRY 6253 3 1 1 33 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-5 (1182)
SHAQUAYLIA 7671 3 1 1 33 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOVEL COB 7843 3 1 0 33 040709C (1451)
NEW BREED 4784 2 0 0 33 S. FORCES 7805 (917)
-VOMITMACE 6242 2 0 0 33 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-3 (1180)
BUGGLES 5661 2 0 0 32 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)
-PRISONER 324 5987 1 3 0 32 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
-DONAD 3155 4 3 0 31 OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)
HEADLINE SHOUTER 6644 3 4 0 31 012209B (1254)
-TRINITY 8906 2 0 1 30 KELLUMBO KID CLV5 (1612)
-POG DAWS 7668 2 1 0 30 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 (1416)
-TULL 7795 1 1 0 30 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-30 (1441)
UNBORN MONISM 7870 2 2 1 29 040709H (1456)
-PADME 7678 3 0 0 28 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-25 (1418)
CUBIT STIRRER 6748 2 2 0 28 011609F (1274)
MARY MAUVE 9483 3 6 0 27 TYE-DYE (1718)
-BRANDI 7710 2 0 0 27 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-31 (1416)
-SURI 7670 3 0 2 26 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-27 (1417)
NOT MEANT TO BE 8918 3 0 1 26 KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
-REIKO IKE 8890 2 0 0 26 KELLUMBO KID CLV2 (1609)
-BELL 2926 1 5 0 26 OF WOLF & MAN 10 (578)
AURORA 7656 2 1 1 25 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-37 (1414)
SINGLETON 5433 2 3 0 25 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOREARM SWAB 7891 4 1 0 23 040709L (1460)
INTERSTATE 95 9496 3 4 0 22 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
-TEENAGE WOOLENS 7849 3 1 0 22 040709D (1452)
POWDERED TUT 7868 2 2 1 21 040709H (1456)
-AARICIA 7692 1 1 1 21 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
-SHABOOKIE 7698 1 1 1 21 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-26 (1422)
-ANITA BLOND 8910 1 0 0 21 KELLUMBO KID CLV6 (1613)
-NIX ANOTHER 5390 1 0 0 21 101308O (1029)
GIAN CHILD 8531 2 0 0 20 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)
-HUMPBACK PARABLE 7852 2 2 0 20 040709D (1452)
DWIN BOFBIM 7595 1 0 0 20 PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)
-CALLY 8104 1 0 0 20 KELLUMBOS KIS 09-43 (1497)
-LION HEART 9324 1 1 0 20 PIPELINE 115 II (1687)
-BUM 2 8072 1 0 0 20 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
PRISONER 345 6903 2 3 0 19 DUNGEON CELL 34 (1304)
LILY 8917 2 1 0 19 KELLUMBO KID CLV7 (1614)
VERA VERMILLION 9487 1 7 0 18 TYE-DYE (1718)
-VON VON 7694 0 3 0 17 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-33 (1421)
THREATCH 7566 2 0 0 15 PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)
DEAD ARMADILLO 9495 1 4 0 15 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
THANDOR NENANU 7598 1 0 0 15 PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)
-JAHZARA 7642 1 0 0 15 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-23 (1411)
WYM WILDFEAF 7549 1 1 0 15 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)
-UNTOUCHABLE STAR 9326 0 2 0 14 PIPELINE 115 II (1687)
-237 MILES EXTRA 9494 3 1 0 13 HIGHWAY TO HELL (1719)
UMBER 9480 1 0 0 13 TYE-DYE (1718)
SPORE 7816 0 4 0 8 SUPE FORCES 3903 (1445)
-PRISONER 325 5988 0 1 0 7 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)
RETORT 8075 0 1 0 7 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
-DUMMY 7420 0 1 0 7 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
-CHARTREUSE 9488 0 2 0 6 TYE-DYE (1718)
TYCHO 8033 0 2 0 6 CRATER FACES (1484)
DOCTOR STRANGE 8089 0 2 0 6 DEFENDERS (1494)
MAD BRAMBLE 7573 0 1 0 5 PILANTHROPISTS18 (1399)
-LYING EYES 7250 0 1 0 5 BODY LANGUAGE (1363)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
UNHEALED MAGGOT 7885 0 2 0 040709K 1459 D?S? OPEN? 6872 30 NOT REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TAWNY OMELET 5065 10 7 1 071808V 968 FLASHING GLARE 5941 32
GUN CORSAIR 5319 3 5 0 101308A 1015 D?S? OPEN? 6872 31
FRACTURED FEMUR 7739 0 2 0 BONE TRAUMA 1430 THE ROT 2806 30 NOT REVENGED
PRISONER 364 7925 0 1 0 DUNGEON CELL 36 1466 AURORA 7656 32
THE BARON OF BEL 8407 2 2 1 GHOST RIDERS 1548 MASSASAUGA 8082 30 NONE
MCTURDSWALLOW 7290 5 2 0 HOTEL STILL BLO 1369 7EVEN 4317 34
TEMPORAL SPIDER 7080 0 2 0 SUPE FORCES 190 1340 UNBORN MONISM 7870 34
PERSONAL ADS
26 August 09
There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the
receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEXYGIRL devastated DAVID WAYBUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
7EVEN murdered MCTURDSWALLOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HUGH KASSLE was savagely defeated by YOKEL BROKER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
MARANDA was overpowered by THE ELEVATORS SUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FRANK BELL devastated SUPER FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SUGAR MUFFIN devastated HEADLINE SHOUTER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
GOTTA TRY won victory over ITCHY GOO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
BUGGLES overpowered LILY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SHAQUAYLIA defeated CUBIT STIRRER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
WYM WILDFEAF handily defeated DOCTOR STRANGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TYCHO was subdued by PRISONER 345 in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CREATOR RUSH was devastated by HORRIBLE in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
MAGIC LOGIC demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
DOABLE handily defeated QUARTZ PARDON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PRISONER 075 was savagely defeated by VODKA GIMLET in a 2 minute struggle.
CALEB overpowered BEDROCK CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PLUSH NEWBIE overpowered VENTO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOG CLOT was overpowered by PRISONER 222 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 255 overpowered BOTTOM MONOGRAM in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
SHAWN ANGRY narrowly defeated PRISONER 294 in a 2 minute fight.
INTERSTATE 95 was vanquished by BOISREDON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FOREARM SWAB was viciously subdued by NEW BREED in a action packed 5 minute duel.
MARY MAUVE was overpowered by NOVEL COB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POST OFFICE BUILDING luckily beat POWDERED TUT in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
TEMPORAL SPIDER was slaughtered by UNBORN MONISM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VERA VERMILLION was savagely defeated by SINGLETON in a 8 minute brutal melee.
NOT MEANT TO BE viciously subdued SPORE in a popular 5 minute gruesome fray.
GIAN CHILD beat DEAD ARMADILLO in a 2 minute competition.
AURORA vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THREATCH overpowered RETORT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UMBER defeated MAD BRAMBLE in a exciting 6 minute match.
DWIN BOFBIM overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THANDOR NENANU beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 29 STRIKING ATTACK 161 - 87 - 11 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 10 - 1 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 19 - 5 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 TOTAL PARRY 50 - 52 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 40 - 60 - 2 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 59 - 3 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 33 - 4 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 20 - 2 31 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 33 - 0 23 |
Turn 34 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 8 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 11 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK HORRIBLE 3103 8 3 1 108 OF WOLF & MAN 31 (613)
AIMED BLOW CREATOR RUSH 5327 11 4 1 84 101308B (1016)
BASHING ATTACK PRISONER 075 2591 10 9 1 58 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)
LUNGING ATTACK SHAWN ANGRY 7430 4 0 0 58 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)
TOTAL PARRY BOTTOM MONOGRAM 5373 4 3 0 39 101308L (1026)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PRISONER 075 2591. The most popular warrior this
turn was POWDERED TUT 7868. The ten other most popular fighters were YOKEL BROKER
6665, NEW BREED 4784, NOT MEANT TO BE 8918, MAD BRAMBLE 7573, VODKA GIMLET 7485,
GOTTA TRY 6253, SHAQUAYLIA 7671, PRISONER 255 4849, SEXYGIRL 4621, and THE ELEVATORS
SUCK 7316.
The least popular fighter this week was UMBER 9480. The other ten least popular
fighters were RETORT 8075, TEMPORAL SPIDER 7080, MARY MAUVE 9483, INTERSTATE 95 9496,
TOG CLOT 6669, VENTO 5633, CREATOR RUSH 5327, DOCTOR STRANGE 8089, LILY 8917, and
ITCHY GOO 7105.