DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2010    Duedate: 04/07/2010

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 49

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMILIN' BOB
UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
(84-5929) [9-3-1,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SMILIN' BOB                    POSITION IS EMPTY
UP AND AT 'EM (1122)           
(84-5929) [9-3-1,127]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PRISONER 075                   GHOSTLY SECRET
DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)          GRIMM WASTES (994)
(84-2591) [14-20-2,82]         (84-5925) [5-7-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PIST OFF (2302)               40 
2. DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)       30    S. FORCES 7804 (916)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)       20    Unchartered Team
4. 071709 AC (1791)              16 
5. 071709L (1769)                16    071709 AC (1791)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*071709 AC (1791)           5   0  0 100.   1/10 DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)   3  0 0
 2- 2*PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)   4   0  0 100.   2/77 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   3  1 0
 3- 4*071709AK (1799)            3   0  0 100.   3/13*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)    3  1 0
 4- 3*TURKEY RAMPAGE (1897)      3   0  0 100.   4/26*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (1519) 3  3 0
 5- 7*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)   2   0  0 100.   5/29 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   3  6 0
 6/17*OF WOLF AND MAN 43 (1103)  2   0  0 100.   6/ 7 071709L (1769)            2  0 0
 7/21*OF WOLF & MAN 48 (1478)    2   0  0 100.   7/35*071709 AC (1791)          2  0 0
 8- 8*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)   1   0  1 100.   8- 3*WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        2  0 0
 9/ 0*FRIED PIPER'S INC (2197)   1   0  0 100.   9- 4*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    2  0 0
10-13*MEDAL OF HONOR Z18 (2037)  1   0  0 100.  10/48*OF WOLF AND MAN 43 (1103) 2  0 0
11-14*MEDAL OF HONOR AN (2053)   1   0  0 100.  11-11*SUPE FORCES 3901 (1448)   2  0 0
12-25*PHILANTHROPISTS44 (1650)   1   0  0 100.  12/47*OF WOLF & MAN 48 (1478)   2  0 0
13-26*072909C (1722)             1   0  0 100.  13- 5*PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  2  0 0
14-18*LIFE IS HARD (1295)        1   0  0 100.  14-12*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  2  0 0
15-20*SUPE FORCES 3902 (1446)    1   0  0 100.  15/66 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    2  0 0
16-24*PHILANTHROPISTS31 (1637)   1   0  0 100.  16/67*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    2  0 0
17/27 S. FORCES 7804 (916)      11   2  0 84.6  17/16*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    2  1 0
18-28*WHYILOVEGOLF (954)         4   1  0 80.0  18/24 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/31*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)    7   2  1 77.8  19/15*BLACK OPS (2135)          2  1 0
20-30*ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)     7   2  0 77.8  20/80*DUNGEON CELL 46 (2167)    2  1 0
21/34 UP AND AT 'EM (1122)       9   3  1 75.0  21/ 2 S. FORCES 7804 (916)      2  1 0
22/44*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)     3   1  0 75.0  22/25 KAOS LORDS (920)          2  1 0
23/45*BLACK OPS (2135)           3   1  0 75.0  23/75 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   2  1 0
24-32*SUPE FORCES 3901 (1448)    3   1  0 75.0  24/73 UP AND AT 'EM (1122)      2  1 0
25-33*MEDAL OF HONOR X8 (1677)   3   1  0 75.0  25/19*DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   2  1 0
26-39 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)      9   4  1 69.2  26/76*OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)   2  1 0
27/35 071709H (1772)             8   4  0 66.7  27/28*PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  2  2 1
28/47*OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)     6   3  0 66.7  28/ 1 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS  (1849) 2  7 0
29-40*MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679)  2   1  2 66.7  29/ 0*ROAD KILL CAFE (2201)     1  0 1
30-41*PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)   2   1  1 66.7  30-30*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  1  0 1
31-42*KELL KIDS 09-45 (1740)     2   1  0 66.7  31-72*KELL KIDS 09-45 (1740)    1  0 0
32-46*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)   2   1  0 66.7  32-32*071709AK (1799)           1  0 0
33/70*OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)    2   1  0 66.7  33- 6*TURKEY RAMPAGE (1897)     1  0 0
34/71*OF WOLF & MAN 18 (586)     2   1  0 66.7  34-39*MEDAL OF HONOR Z18 (2037) 1  0 0
35/38 040709H (1456)             9   5  3 64.3  35-40*MEDAL OF HONOR AN (2053)  1  0 0
36/37 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)    7   4  0 63.6  36/ 0*FRIED PIPER'S INC (2197)  1  0 0
37/48 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    10   6  1 62.5  37/ 0 MAGIC KINGDOM (2206)      1  0 0
38/36*072909M (1732)             5   3  0 62.5  38/ 0*PIST OFF (2302)           1  0 0
39/54 DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)    8   5  0 61.5  39-55*SUPE FORCES 3902 (1446)   1  0 0
40-52*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)   3   2  0 60.0  40-50*072909C (1722)            1  0 0
41-53 MEDAL OF HONOR G1  (1805)100  67  9 59.9  41-62*MEDAL OF HONOR T9 (1139)  1  0 0
42/49*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (1519)  7   5  0 58.3  42-49*MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 1  0 0
43/50*OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)     7   5  0 58.3  43-51*LIFE IS HARD (1295)       1  0 0
44/56 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   14  11  1 56.0  44-57 MEDAL OF HONOR F3  (1124) 1  0 0
45-55*STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)    5   4  0 55.6  45-64*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   1  0 0
46-57 MEDAL OF HONOR F3  (1124) 48  42  3 53.3  46-61*PHILANTHROPISTS31 (1637)  1  0 0
47/58 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   16  14  0 53.3  47-44*OF WOLF AND MAN 44 (1104) 1  0 0
48-61*PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)   3   3  0 50.0  48-43*PHILANTHROPISTS44 (1650)  1  0 0
49/80*MY HOMETOWN (1357)         3   3  0 50.0  49-63*MEDAL OF HONOR X8 (1677)  1  0 0
50-62*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)       2   2  0 50.0  50-65 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)     1  0 0
51/92*DUNGEON CELL 46 (2167)     2   2  0 50.0  16/116*011510AQ (2227)           1  1 1
52-63*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   2   2  0 50.0  52-14*PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)  1  1 1
27/127*011510AQ (2227)            1   1  1 50.0  53/ 9*072909M (1732)            1  1 0
54-66*HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)   1   1  0 50.0  08/108*121209B (1908)            1  1 0
22/122*121209B (1908)             1   1  0 50.0  55-90*STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   1  1 0
56/23*OF WOLF & MAN 53 (1495)    1   1  0 50.0  56-69 SPLIT II (1809)           1  1 0
57/19*HOT HOT STUFF (1327)       1   1  0 50.0  57-81*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   1  1 0
58-68*OF WOLF AND MAN 44 (1104)  1   1  0 50.0  58/ 8 071709H (1772)            1  1 0
59/22*OF WOLF & MAN 51 (1481)    1   1  0 50.0  59-17*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      1  1 0
60-67*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)    1   1  0 50.0  60/71 071709AA (1789)           1  1 0
61/ 0 MAGIC KINGDOM (2206)      21  22  1 48.8  61/56 040709H (1456)            1  1 0
62/72 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   35  37  3 48.6  62-74*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  1  1 0
63/59 071709AA (1789)            5   6  0 45.5  63-20*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  1  1 0
64-73*MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141)  4   5  0 44.4  64-86*PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)  1  1 0
65/60*INTO THE WILD (810)        4   5  0 44.4  65-18 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   1  1 0
66-74 SPLIT II (1809)           28  36  2 43.7  66/53*OF WOLF & MAN 45 (1119)   1  1 0
67/83 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    6   8  0 42.9  67/58*OF WOLF & MAN 51 (1481)   1  1 0
68-76*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)    3   4  0 42.9  68/59*OF WOLF & MAN 53 (1495)   1  1 0
69/75 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    10  14  0 41.7  69-23 SOUL STEALERS (1252)      1  1 0
70/77 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     14  20  2 41.2  70/45*HOT HOT STUFF (1327)      1  1 0
71/87 071709L (1769)             4   6  0 40.0  32/132*OF WOLF & MAN 18 (586)    1  1 0
72/88 DEFENDERS (1494)           4   6  0 40.0  72/97*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)   1  2 0
02/102*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    2   3  0 40.0  73/89*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   1  2 0
74-81 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   91 137 11 39.9  74/84 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  2 0
75-82 SOUL STEALERS (1252)      20  31  3 39.2  75/85 DEFENDERS (1494)          1  2 0
76/78 CELESTIAL KNIGHTS  (1849) 12  19  1 38.7  76/83*MY HOMETOWN (1357)        1  2 0
77-85 OPERATION: SANDMAN (2204) 40  77  5 34.2  77/21 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   1  2 0
78/84 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)    4   8  0 33.3  78/87 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     1  2 0
79-93*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)    1   2  0 33.3  79/22*INTO THE WILD (810)       1  2 0
80-94*MEDAL OF HONOR T9 (1139)   1   2  0 33.3  80/88*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2132) 1  3 0
81/69*OF WOLF & MAN 45 (1119)    1   2  0 33.3  81-91*KAOSTIC (1429)            1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/86*PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)   5  11  2 31.2  82-94*GRIMM FATE (1546)         1  4 0
83/ 0*PIST OFF (2302)            5  11  0 31.2  83-95*GRIMM WAIT (1545)         0  5 0
84/95 GRIMM WASTES (994)        12  27  0 30.8  84-96*PIPELINE 111 (979)        0  5 0
85/89 SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)    3   7  0 30.0  85-93*FURRY FURY V (1543)       0  4 0
86/98 FORMER BOSSES (953)        5  14  0 26.3  06/106 SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)   0  3 0
87-99 FIGHTING WITH II (995)     4  12  0 25.0  18/118*SERPENTS HOLD 4 (2244)    0  2 0
00-100*KAOSS (1183)               4  12  0 25.0  09/109*SERPENTS HOLD 5 (2245)    0  2 0
89/97*S. FORCES 7805 (917)       2   6  0 25.0  04-104 MEDAL OF HONOR G1  (1805) 0  2 0
90/ 0*ROAD KILL CAFE (2201)      1   3  1 25.0  02/102*KAOS ORCS (2140)          0  2 0
12/112*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)    1   3  0 25.0  03/103*OOPS! (2169)              0  2 0
01/101*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2132)  1   4  0 20.0  92/27 GRIMM WASTES (994)        0  2 0
04-104*FURRY FURY V (1543)        1   4  0 20.0  24/124*OF WOLF & MAN 49 (1479)   0  2 0
06-106*PIPELINE 111 (979)         1   6  0 14.3  94-82*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  0  2 0
05/105 KAOS LORDS (920)           5  31  1 13.9  95-98*KELLUMBO KID CLV3 (1610)  0  2 0
07-107*KAOSTIC (1429)             1   7  0 12.5  96-99*PHILANTHROPISTS33 (1639)  0  2 0
08-108*GRIMM FATE (1546)          2  15  0 11.8  33/133 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    0  2 0
09-109*GRIMM WAIT (1545)          0   9  0  0.0  13-113*MEDAL OF HONOR Z10 (2029) 0  1 0
10-110*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)    0   4  0  0.0  05-105*KELL KIDS 09-48 (1737)    0  1 0
17/117*KAOS ORCS (2140)           0   3  0  0.0  14-114*MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)  0  1 0
18/118*OOPS! (2169)               0   3  0  0.0  12-112*MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)  0  1 0
13-113*KELLUMBO KID CLV3 (1610)   0   3  0  0.0  00-100*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   0  1 0
14-114*PHILANTHROPISTS33 (1639)   0   3  0  0.0  01-101*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       0  1 0
25/125*SERPENTS HOLD 5 (2245)     0   2  0  0.0  15-115*SERPENTS HOLD 3 II (2216) 0  1 0
15-115*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        0   2  0  0.0  05-68*HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  0  1 0
16-116*KELL KIDS 09-48 (1737)     0   2  0  0.0  06-78*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)   0  1 0
29/129*SERPENTS HOLD 4 (2244)     0   2  0  0.0  17-117*011510X (2243)            0  1 0
31/131*OF WOLF & MAN 49 (1479)    0   2  0  0.0  11-111*MEDAL OF HONOR Y14 (2016) 0  1 0
26-126*SERPENTS HOLD 3 II (2216)  0   1  0  0.0  25/125 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   0  1 0
19-119*MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)   0   1  0  0.0  29-129*KAOSS (1183)              0  1 0
21-121*MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)   0   1  0  0.0  11/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS41 (1647)  0  1 0
28-128*011510X (2243)             0   1  0  0.0  21/121*S. FORCES 7805 (917)      0  1 0
24-124*MEDAL OF HONOR Y14 (2016)  0   1  0  0.0  28-128*MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679) 0  1 0
23-123*MEDAL OF HONOR Z10 (2029)  0   1  0  0.0  26-126 FIGHTING WITH II (995)    0  1 0
15/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS41 (1647)   0   1  0  0.0  53-79 OPERATION: SANDMAN (2204) 0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
BLACKSTONE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, CELESTIAL KNIGHTS II, 
since DUNGEION CELL 29 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join OF WOLF AND MAN 5's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  2nd place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Dripping Blade and join DRAGONS GUARD II's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  5th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 
071709 AC's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join OF 
WOLF AND MAN 43's celebration over their good record this turn.  10th place, not bad. 
If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 48's good turn, I'm afraid 
the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I 
can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join OF WOLF & MAN 29's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  15th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for OF WOLF & MAN 34's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and 
join DUNGEON CELL 46's celebration over their good record this turn.  20th place, not 
bad.  Look out below!  S. FORCES 7804 is on the way down, falling to 21st from 2nd 
with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for HE'S SUPER 
FREAKY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for 
a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join UP AND AT 
'EM's celebration over their good record this turn.  24th place, not bad.  If The 
Dripping Blade is buying drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 46's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having 
a good day, so I feel sorry for CELESTIAL KNIGHTS II, who went 0-2-0 and dropped 27 
into 28th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Dripping Blade and join 011510AQ's celebration over their good record this turn.  
51st place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  072909M has fallen to 53rd 
place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Dripping Blade is 
buying drinks for 121209B's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
071709H, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 50 into 58th.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 071709AA's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  60th place, not bad.  Look out below!  
OF WOLF & MAN 45 is on the way down, falling to 66th from 53rd with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha 
ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  HOT HOT STUFF has fallen to 70th place 
after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Dripping Blade is buying 
drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 18's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping 
Blade and join SUPE FORCES 1A05's celebration over their good record this turn.  72nd 
place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for SUPE FORCES 1A09's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for SUPE FORCES 1906, who went 0-1-0 
and dropped 56 into 77th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good 
to be true!  INTO THE WILD has fallen to 79th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  
Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join SUPE 
FORCES 1908's celebration over their good record this turn.  86th place, not bad.  If 
The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for SERPENTS HOLD 4's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join SERPENTS HOLD 5's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  88th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 
KAOS ORCS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
OOPS!'s celebration over their good record this turn.  91st place, not bad.  Look out 
below!  GRIMM WASTES is on the way down, falling to 92nd from 27th with a 0-1-0!  Ha 
ha ha ha!  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 49's good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join OF WOLF & MAN 30's celebration 
over their good record this turn.  97th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is 
buying drinks for SUPE FORCES 0804's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see IMPACTUS win a fight and gain 40 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SUPERSONIC SURPRISE beat ZESTFUL FLATTERY and ZESTFUL FLATTERY lost 9 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  SMILIN' BOB challenged BLACKSTONE's Duelmaster for a shot at the 
throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as SMILIN' BOB takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Dripping Blade, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
BLACKSTONE's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  PHILANTHROPISTS28 was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like HOT HOT STUFF avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  
CONFLICT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for BLACKSTONE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Consider HEMLOCK gone, and ZOMBIE SQUAD III unfeeling, 
letting the bloodfeud for his death go unrevenged.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, 
it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on 
this one.   
     What does the BLACKSTONE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMILIN' BOB 5929              9   3  1 127         UP AND AT 'EM (1122)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIRAGE 10230                 12   7  1  99         DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   
 CONFLICT 12154               14   5  1  98         DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   
 UNBORN MONISM 7870            7   3  2  92         040709H (1456)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHM! 4279                     8   6     84         OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   
 PRISONER 075 2591            14  20  2  82         DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     
 PRISONER 294 5972             8   5     76         DUNGEION CELL 29 (1126)   
-WICKED GREMLIN 6628          10  10  1  71         SOUL STEALERS (1252)      
-CALEB 2901                    9   4  1  69         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)     
 AIMLESS JOINER 9769           7   4     69         071709H (1772)            
 POST OFFICE BUILDING 4780    11   2     67         S. FORCES 7804 (916)      
 RAVEN 12144                  10   8  2  67         DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOCTOR STRANGE 8089           4   6     66         DEFENDERS (1494)          
-CART GIRLS 4992               4   1     66         WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        
-BUGGLES 5661                  7   2     62         ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              5  14     61         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
 BAG 4281                      7   8     60         OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   
 MIGHT BE OK 4248             10   6  1  59         OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    
 SCAR 12466                    6   4  1  58         MAGIC KINGDOM (2206)      
 SUPER FREAK 5011              6   8     58         HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOING COMMANDO 7208           7   2  1  56         DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   
-FLEETING DESIRE 5210          4   6     56         FIGHTING WITH II (995)    
 IMPACTUS 13093                4   0     56         PIST OFF (2302)           
 SHARD 3097                    6  10     50         OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    
 DONAD 3155                    6   3     50         OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    
 ANIMATED PARROT 9754          4   6     49         071709L (1769)            
 GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           5   7     46         GRIMM WASTES (994)        
 DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796           3  10     45         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 GIAN CHILD 8531               7   4     43         SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   
 MUSHY FANTASY 9856            5   6     43         071709AA (1789)           
 SUPERSONIC SURPRISE 11739     3   1     42         BLACK OPS (2135)          
 MANDISA 8223                  2   3     42         POSITIVE ALTERNATIV (1519)
 CERTA 3080                    5   4     41         OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)    
-KALLORE 10224                 4   4     40         CELESTIAL KNIGHTS I (1849)
 LINEAR BUTTON 9867            4   0     40         071709 AC (1791)          
-TED 7830                      3   1     39         SUPE FORCES 3901 (1448)   
 CLOUDDROID 7075               3   7     38         SUPE FORCES 1908 (1339)   
-DELRIC STONETOE 4466          6   7  2  37         DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   
 SPUNKY PUDDLE 7215            3   3     37         MY HOMETOWN (1357)        
-TETRAZINI 10512               3   0     37         TURKEY RAMPAGE (1897)     
-WARSONG 10223                 3   0     37         CELESTIAL KNIGHTS I (1849)
 SINGLETON 5433                4   8     36         SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   
 NEW BREED 4784                2   6     36         S. FORCES 7805 (917)      
 PRISONER 464 11981            2   2     36         DUNGEON CELL 46 (2167)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROST BITE 5928               2   2  1  33         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-LT. BIRD 9365                 1   1     33         SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   
 ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561         5   3     32         072909M (1732)            
-MERI JONZE 9601               2   1     31         KELL KIDS 09-45 (1740)    
-FERNANDO NEIL 7819            1   0     31         SUPE FORCES 3902 (1446)   
 GHAN-BURI-GHAN 4152           4   5     28         INTO THE WILD (810)       
-ERTL WISESTAFF 7570           2   1     28         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  
-SOLDIER 1 8123                4   1     27         MEDAL OF HONOR F3 I (1124)
-PINKY SWEAR 10329             2   2     27         SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACHU PICCHU 10655            3   4  1  26         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
-MOTHER NATURE 9675            3   1     26         STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   
-ARVEK NENANU 9139             2   1  1  25         PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)  
-CRUDDLER 8396                 2   3     25         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
-MARTIN MAY 9248               2   0     25         MEDAL OF HONOR X8 (1677)  
 PRISONER 431 10161            3   1     24         DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MELVIN BIDDLE 6047            4   5     23         MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 
-LEONARD FUNK 9258             2   1  2  23         MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679) 
 CIXOXO 11951                  1   3     22         SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)   
-THREATCH 7566                 3   2     21         PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  
 SARIL 2965                    2   1     21         OF WOLF & MAN 18 (586)    
 IRONSPIKE 5823                2   0     21         OF WOLF AND MAN 43 (1103) 
 HONARA 11972                  2   2     21         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
 BLUEJAY PROOF 12703           1   1  1  21         011510AQ (2227)           
-DEATHSPIRE 5824               1   1     21         OF WOLF AND MAN 44 (1104) 
-JOHN CREWS 6034               1   2     21         MEDAL OF HONOR T9 (1139)  
-JASMINE SAGE 9903             1   0     21         071709AK (1799)           
-VERTIGO 10222                 3   4  1  20         CELESTIAL KNIGHTS I (1849)
-OLM SKYTHIRST 7580            2   2     20         PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)  
-WYM WILDLEAF 7549             2   2     20         PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  
-T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163    1   2     19         SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   
 HAWK 8002                     2   0     18         OF WOLF & MAN 48 (1478)   
-TROPHY WIFE 9674              2   2     18         STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   
 LEIN 7993                     1   1     18         OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)   
-MIST DRIVEN 7919              1   2     18         KAOSS (1183)              
 DEASTLY 5905                  1   2     17         OF WOLF & MAN 45 (1119)   
-WHAT A MISTAKE 5126           1   2     17         PIPELINE 111 (979)        
-SERGEANT 13 9942              4   4     16         MEDAL OF HONOR G1 I (1805)
-NAK BONECRUSHER 7206          2   0     16         SOUL STEALERS (1252)      
 SMOKIN' 7016                  1   1     16         HOT HOT STUFF (1327)      
-SWEATY BETTY 9679             1   3     16         STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)   
 NANG 8008                     0   2     16         OF WOLF & MAN 49 (1479)   
-LUMPWEED 10300                0   4     16         SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   
 GARBAGE 12224                 1   1  1  15         ROAD KILL CAFE (2201)     
-STENREK HUHON 9044            1   0     15         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  
-POBREK 9115                   1   0     15         PHILANTHROPISTS44 (1650)  
 SAN 3082                      2   0     14         OF WOLF & MAN 27 (609)    
 BACHELOR DUMP 10566           1   1     14         121209B (1908)            
-TERROR 7992                   1   0     14         OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)   
-SSG 14 11186                  0   1     13         MEDAL OF HONOR Z10 (2029) 
-BEVEN OMINAH 9032             3   0     12         PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  
 COPPELIA 8221                 2   2     12         POSITIVE ALTERNATIV (1519)
-ONE MOMENT 8390               0   2     12         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
-WYL WILDLEAF 9103             1   0  1  11         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
-WONN WISESTAFF 9042           1   0     11         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  
-MAJ 7 11307                   1   0     11         MEDAL OF HONOR AN (2053)  
-SOUND 10153                   1   3     10         SPLIT II (1809)           
-BO VALDESH 9047               1   0     10         PHILANTHROPISTS31 (1637)  
-MSG 19 11225                  1   0     10         MEDAL OF HONOR Z18 (2037) 
-BEEF YOGURT 9510              1   0      9         072909C (1722)            
-UNFAIR 6858                   1   0      9         LIFE IS HARD (1295)       
-SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362        1   0      9         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 LEGS LEANY 12200              1   0      9         FRIED PIPER'S INC (2197)  
 EYEGOUGE 11765                0   3      9         KAOS ORCS (2140)          
-SERGEANT 17 9934              2   2      8         MEDAL OF HONOR G1 I (1805)
-BUTTE PIRATE 10334            1   1      8         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
 NARM BEAMBEARD 9097           0   1      7         PHILANTHROPISTS41 (1647)  
-TOOL MOTEL 12780              0   1      7         011510X (2243)            
-YNOTME 5124                   0   1      7         PIPELINE 111 (979)        
-PFC 9 11122                   0   1      7         MEDAL OF HONOR Y14 (2016) 
 TOKYO DRIFT 11897             1   3      6         PASSPORT REQUIRED 2 (2132)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUGAR DADDIES 11735           0   2      6         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
-HONEY WILDER 8896             0   3      5         KELLUMBO KID CLV3 (1610)  
-WIMMO OMINAH 9059             0   3      5         PHILANTHROPISTS33 (1639)  
-HENDRIC GREENBLADE 11363      0   1      5         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 OG GOG 11995                  0   3      3         OOPS! (2169)              
 DESPAIR 12790                 0   2      2         SERPENTS HOLD 5 (2245)    
 TALON 12785                   0   2      2         SERPENTS HOLD 4 (2244)    
-SSG 6 11178                   0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)  
-MAJ 20 11319                  0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUB BYE 12910           0  1 0 CELESTIAL KNIGH 1849 STONE GOLEM            49  NONE
BYE 12911               0  1 0 CELESTIAL KNIGH 1849 DARK CHAMPION          49  NONE
KID QUICK 12617         0  1 0 DRAGONS GUARD I 2188 BANDIT PRINCE          49  NONE
SEE YA 12909            0  1 0 DRAGONS GUARD I 2188 DARK CHAMPION          49  NONE
CHOCOLATE FROG 8379     1  1 0 FURRY FURY V 1543    ARVEK NENANU 9139      48   
DANGER IS GO 9585       0  2 0 KELL KIDS 09-48 1737 MACHU PICCHU 10655     47   
KROGATH 8018            1  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 5 1481 BLUEJAY PROOF 12703    49   
SERONI 8093             1  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 5 1495 GARBAGE 12224          49   
ELDORIC LEAFWIN 4234    4  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS  827 OLD SNEAKER 5603       45  NONE
TALISMANTIA 12641       0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 3 2216 WYL WILDLEAF 9103      47   
MADEMOISELLE MAS 9360   2  1 0 SUPE FORCES 790 1694 FROST BITE 5928        45  NOT REVENGED
BALISONG 10280          9 10 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD II 1853 PRISONER 075 2591      45  NOT REVENGED
HEMLOCK 10268           7  3 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD II 1853 UNBORN MONISM 7870     45  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BYE was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KID QUICK was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BUB BYE was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
SMILIN' BOB devastated UNBORN MONISM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
AIMLESS JOINER was overpowered by CONFLICT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HUGH KASSLE lost to PRISONER 294 in a exciting 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
SUPER FREAK devastated SHARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
GOING COMMANDO viciously subdued GIAN CHILD in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
DOCTOR STRANGE vanquished POST OFFICE BUILDING in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SPUNKY PUDDLE unbelievably bested MACHU PICCHU in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
OHM! savagely defeated PRISONER 075 in a popular 3 minute gory expert's match.
MIRAGE demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
RAVEN devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DONAD devastated GHAN-BURI-GHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
MIGHT BE OK defeated CLOUDDROID in a popular 1 minute duel.
BAG viciously subdued DIVINE GLIMPSE in a exciting 9 minute bloody expert's duel.
MUSHY FANTASY was devastated by SCAR in a 3 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
NEW BREED was outlasted by PRISONER 464 in a exciting 7 minute bout.
CERTA was overpowered by ANIMATED PARROT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SINGLETON was viciously subdued by MANDISA in a popular 9 minute gory contest.
GHOSTLY SECRET was outwaited by LINEAR BUTTON in a popular 8 minute match.
ZESTFUL FLATTERY was viciously subdued by SUPERSONIC SURPRISE in a 2 minute duel.
NANG was unbelievably bested by HONARA in a exciting 7 minute gory bout.
LEIN savagely defeated OG GOG in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
SMOKIN' was unbelievably bested by HAWK in a 2 minute gory fight.
DEASTLY was subdued by IMPACTUS in a exciting 5 minute melee.
IRONSPIKE unbelievably bested COPPELIA in a popular 8 minute gruesome fray.
BLUEJAY PROOF killed KROGATH in a action packed 12 minute competition.
SARIL savagely defeated TOKYO DRIFT in a popular 6 minute gruesome fight.
PRISONER 431 handily defeated TALON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CIXOXO demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
EYEGOUGE was beaten by SAN in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
BACHELOR DUMP demolished DESPAIR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SERONI was slain by GARBAGE in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
LEGS LEANY subdued NARM BEAMBEARD in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  29 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  19 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  27 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  59 -  4      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        78 -  83 -  4      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       55 -  59 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK  100 - 115 -  6      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  34 -  2      23  |

Turn  49 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  8         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SMILIN' BOB 5929            9   3  1  127 UP AND AT 'EM (1122)
AIMED BLOW       MIRAGE 10230               12   7  1   99 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNBORN MONISM 7870          7   3  2   92 040709H (1456)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHM! 4279                   8   6  0   84 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)
TOTAL PARRY      POST OFFICE BUILDING 4780  11   2  0   67 S. FORCES 7804 (916)
PARRY-LUNGE      RAVEN 12144                10   8  2   67 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)
WALL OF STEEL    SCAR 12466                  6   4  1   58 MAGIC KINGDOM (2206)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRISONER 075 2591.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GHOSTLY SECRET 5925.  The ten other most popular fighters were NANG 8008, 
NEW BREED 4784, OHM! 4279, MANDISA 8223, COPPELIA 8221, BAG 4281, SARIL 2965, TOKYO 
DRIFT 11897, PRISONER 294 5972, and LEIN 7993.

The least popular fighter this week was BLUEJAY PROOF 12703.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796, DESPAIR 12790, TALON 12785, IRONSPIKE 
5823, IMPACTUS 13093, OG GOG 11995, CERTA 3080, MUSHY FANTASY 9856, GHAN-BURI-GHAN 
4152, and POST OFFICE BUILDING 4780.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MIRAGE (84-10230) DRAGON'S GUARD V