DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/20/2010    Duedate: 06/02/2010

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 53

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VODKA GIMLET
VENETIAN II (1381)
(84-7485) [7-3-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VODKA GIMLET                   CART GIRLS
VENETIAN II (1381)             WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
(84-7485) [7-3-0,109]          (84-4992) [5-1-0,72]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PRISONER 075                   SHARDAVAN
DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)          ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)
(84-2591) [15-23-2,97]         (84-9925) [4-5-2,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SMITH SMACK (1332)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SMITH SMACK (1332)            33 
2. PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)      28    ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)
3. HARDEDGED (2260)              23    Unchartered Team
4. SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)       19 
5. PIPELINE 109 (977)            19    SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MEDAL OF HONOR T10 (1140)  5   0  0 100.   1/ 2*SMITH SMACK (1332)        6  2 0
 2/ 4*SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)     4   0  0 100.   2/20*072909G (1726)            2  0 0
 3/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A03 (2164)    2   0  0 100.   3/22*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879) 2  0 0
 4/ 9*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879)  2   0  0 100.   4/24*WICKED GARDEN (2063)      2  0 0
 5/11*WICKED GARDEN (2063)       2   0  0 100.   5/57*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   2  0 0
 6- 6*THANKSGIVING TASKS (1895)  1   0  1 100.   6/32 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    2  0 0
 7/ 0*ICK (2338)                 1   0  0 100.   7/39 VENETIAN II (1381)        2  0 0
 8-12*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2320)  1   0  0 100.   8-12*OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)   2  0 0
 9-13*DUNGEON CELL 45 (2166)     1   0  0 100.   9/41*SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)    2  0 0
10-10*DUNGEON CELL 49 (2258)     1   0  0 100.  10/45*STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   2  2 0
11/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314)  1   0  0 100.  11- 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   2  2 0
12/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316)  1   0  0 100.  12/64*HARDEDGED (2260)          2  6 2
13- 8*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2319)  1   0  0 100.  13/63*ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     2 11 0
14/ 0*011609J (1278)             1   0  0 100.  14-16*THANKSGIVING TASKS (1895) 1  0 1
15-16*LAST ACTION ZEROES (1600)  6   1  0 85.7  15/78*BLACK OPS (2135)          1  0 1
16/ 0*WHYILOVEGOLF (954)         5   1  0 83.3  16-47*MEDAL OF HONOR Z18 (2037) 1  0 0
17/18 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)     9   2  0 81.8  17-46*MEDAL OF HONOR Z10 (2029) 1  0 0
18-19 MEDAL OF HONOR T5 (1135)   8   2  0 80.0  18-18*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2319) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*MEDAL OF HONOR X7 (1676)   4   1  0 80.0  19- 3*MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)  1  0 0
20-22*HOT HOT STUFF (1327)       3   1  0 75.0  20/ 0*ICK (2338)                1  0 0
21/ 3*SUPE FORCES 3902 (1446)    3   1  0 75.0  21-48*MEDAL OF HONOR AN (2053)  1  0 0
22/17 DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)    8   3  1 72.7  22-44*MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)  1  0 0
23-24*MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)    5   2  0 71.4  23/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A03 (2164)   1  0 0
24/28 VENETIAN II (1381)         7   3  0 70.0  24-17*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2320) 1  0 0
25-27 071709H (1772)             9   4  0 69.2  25-25*DUNGEON CELL 45 (2166)    1  0 0
26/36*BLACK OPS (2135)           4   2  1 66.7  26-28*DUNGEON CELL 49 (2258)    1  0 0
27-29*OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)    4   2  0 66.7  27-19 071709H (1772)            1  0 0
28-30*MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)   2   1  1 66.7  28/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 1  0 0
29-31*MEDAL OF HONOR Z18 (2037)  2   1  0 66.7  29/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316) 1  0 0
30-32*MEDAL OF HONOR AN (2053)   2   1  0 66.7  30/ 0 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302) 1  0 0
31/ 5*STREET WALKERS (1752)      2   1  0 66.7  31-54 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   1  0 0
32/54*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)    2   1  0 66.7  32- 7*MEDAL OF HONOR T10 (1140) 1  0 0
33/25 072909M (1732)             7   4  0 63.6  33/ 0*011609J (1278)            1  0 0
34-34 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    12   7  1 63.2  34/ 0 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  1  0 0
35-35 040709H (1456)            10   6  3 62.5  35- 8*HOT HOT STUFF (1327)      1  0 0
36/42*MY HOMETOWN (1357)         5   3  0 62.5  36/38*MY HOMETOWN (1357)        1  0 0
37/44*SMITH SMACK (1332)         8   5  0 61.5  37/ 0*WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        1  0 0
38/21*STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)    3   2  0 60.0  38-56 040709H (1456)            1  0 0
39/52*072909G (1726)             3   2  0 60.0  39/93 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   1  0 0
40/53*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)    3   2  0 60.0  40-59*MEDAL OF HONOR W5 (1660)  1  0 0
41-38 MEDAL OF HONOR G1  (1805)102  69 10 59.6  41- 6*MEDAL OF HONOR X7 (1676)  1  0 0
42-41 OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)     7   5  0 58.3  42-60*MEDAL OF HONOR J10 (724)  1  0 0
43/39 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   16  12  1 57.1  43-10 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   1  0 0
44/48*SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    4   3  1 57.1  44-11*MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)   1  0 0
45/49*WITTY COMEBACK (1492)      4   3  0 57.1  45/83*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   1  1 0
46-43 OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   20  16  0 55.6  46/50*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   1  1 0
47/45*STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)    7   6  0 53.8  47/ 4 072909M (1732)            1  1 0
48/40 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)    7   6  0 53.8  48/21*STREET WALKERS (1752)     1  1 0
49-46 MEDAL OF HONOR F3  (1124) 49  43  3 53.3  49-15 MEDAL OF HONOR G1  (1805) 1  1 0
50/ 0 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)   6   6  2 50.0  50/73*011510M (2233)            1  1 0
51/ 0 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302)  6   6  0 50.0  51/76*KITCHEN KILLERS (2247)    1  1 0
52/37*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)     3   3  0 50.0  52/27*FLASHBACK! (2248)         1  1 0
53-50*MEDAL OF HONOR J10 (724)   3   3  0 50.0  53/51 071709AA (1789)           1  1 0
54/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)   2   2  1 50.0  54/ 5 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   1  1 0
55/68*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)    2   2  0 50.0  55/74*SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   1  1 0
56/89*011510M (2233)             1   1  0 50.0  56/77*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)   1  1 0
57/ 0*TOUGHER GUYS (2136)        1   1  0 50.0  57/23*STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)   1  1 0
58/90*KITCHEN KILLERS (2247)     1   1  0 50.0  58/ 9*SUPE FORCES 3902 (1446)   1  1 0
59/ 7*FLASHBACK! (2248)          1   1  0 50.0  59/84*WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     1  1 0
60-55*DUNGEON CELL 39 (1717)     1   1  0 50.0  60/58 DEFENDERS (1494)          1  1 0
61-56*MEDAL OF HONOR W5 (1660)   1   1  0 50.0  61-13 OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    1  1 0
62-57 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   36  40  3 47.4  62-14 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    1  1 0
63-58 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)    9  10  0 47.4  63-61 OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    1  1 0
64-60 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    12  15  0 44.4  64/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  1  2 0
65/63 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    7   9  0 43.7  65/65 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     1  2 0
66/59 071709AA (1789)            6   8  0 42.9  66/67*NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   1  3 0
67/67*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    3   4  0 42.9  67/ 0*PIPELINE 109 (977)        0  4 0
68-62 DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   92 138 11 40.0  68/70*PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  0  3 0
69/ 0*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)       2   3  0 40.0  69/72*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)   0  2 0
70/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)   2   3  0 40.0  70-62 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   0  2 0
71/64 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     15  23  2 39.5  71/69*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2132) 0  2 0
72/61 DEFENDERS (1494)           5   8  0 38.5  72/66 071709L (1769)            0  2 0
73/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR T3 (1133)   4   8  0 33.3  73/82*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)    0  2 0
74/65*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)    3   6  0 33.3  74/80*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    0  2 0
75-69*MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)   1   2  0 33.3  75/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  0  2 0
76-71*MEDAL OF HONOR Z10 (2029)  1   2  0 33.3  76/90 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   0  2 0
77/66 071709L (1769)             4   9  0 30.8  77/ 0*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       0  1 0
78/74 FORMER BOSSES (953)        6  15  0 28.6  78/ 0*TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       0  1 0
79/75*PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)   5  14  2 26.3  79-79*DUNGEON CELL 50 (2259)    0  1 0
80/84*HARDEDGED (2260)           2   6  2 25.0  80/ 0*IDIOMS (2139)             0  1 0
81/86*NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)    1   3  0 25.0  81-81*DUNGEON CELL 51 (2261)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/80*ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)      7  29  2 19.4  82/ 0*SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       0  1 0
83/82*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2132)  1   6  0 14.3  83/ 0*MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      0  1 0
84/ 0*PIPELINE 109 (977)         0   4  0  0.0  84/ 0*IT'S TGG TO ME (2158)     0  1 0
85/ 0*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        0   3  0  0.0  85/ 0*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      0  1 0
86/93*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)     0   2  0  0.0  86-91*LAST ACTION ZEROES (1600) 0  1 0
87/ 0*IT'S TGG TO ME (2158)      0   1  0  0.0  87/37 DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   0  1 0
88-91*DUNGEON CELL 50 (2259)     0   1  0  0.0  88-52 MEDAL OF HONOR F3  (1124) 0  1 0
89/ 0*MY TEEN YEARS (2313)       0   1  0  0.0  89/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR T3 (1133)  0  1 0
90/ 0*IDIOMS (2139)              0   1  0  0.0  90-94*DUNGEON CELL 39 (1717)    0  1 0
91-92*DUNGEON CELL 51 (2261)     0   1  0  0.0  91-53 MEDAL OF HONOR T5 (1135)  0  1 0
92/ 0*SILKY SMOOTH (2310)        0   1  0  0.0  92/40 FORMER BOSSES (953)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out BLACKSTONE to 
see what's new.  Too bad, OF WOLF AND MAN 5, but SMITH SMACK was just too good to be 
stopped.  072909G had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 2nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SINGING SPELLCASTERS really go up 
by 19?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WICKED GARDEN 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 4th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SUPE FORCES 7905 really go up by 52?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ONE HIT WONDERS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 6th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did VENETIAN II really go up by 32?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SATAN'S KINGDOM had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 9th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
STREET WALKERS 2 really go up by 35?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  HARDEDGED had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
2-1-2 and wound up as 12th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 really 
go up by 50?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BLACK 
OPS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-1 and wound up as 
15th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did HE'S SUPER FREAKY really go up by 54?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SUPE FORCES 1A09 had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 45th team!  
Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--072909M got 0-1-0 and dropped 43.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  STREET WALKERS dropped 27, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 011510M really go up by 23?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  KITCHEN KILLERS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 51st team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in FLASHBACK! again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--DRAGON'S GUARD V got 0-1-0 and dropped 49.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SUPE FORCES 0907 really go up by 19?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SUPE FORCES 0909 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 56th team!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  STREET WALKERS 4 dropped 34, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--SUPE FORCES 3902 got 0-1-0 and dropped 49.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WITTY COMEBACK really go up by 
25?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SUPE FORCES 1906 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 76th 
team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in DRESSED TO KILL? again!  Didja 
see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far 
can one team drop in one round?  FORMER BOSSES dropped 52, which I think's more than 
all the other teams combined!  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this turn 
for a total 8-5-0 you ask?  (Sure)  SMITH SMACK's their name, and fighting's their 
game!  MVP award for LT. BIRD?  SUPE FORCES 7905's proud of him after beating GOING 
COMMANDO and getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  GOING COMMANDO got 
smashed by LT. BIRD, and lost 13 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
VODKA GIMLET stopped KHALHUMS DWARF dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  OF WOLF AND MAN 43 was BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  Is there 
some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why SMITH SMACK's been avoiding 
OF WOLF AND MAN 43 so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is MUSHY 
FANTASY popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of BLACKSTONE!  She's 
got a 6-8-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BLACKSTONE ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  I was SO depressed when I heard FERNANDO NEIL got killed.  
He was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in BLACKSTONE, or anything!  Fight, 
fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VODKA GIMLET 7485             7   3    109         VENETIAN II (1381)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 075 2591            15  23  2  97         DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     
-UNBORN MONISM 7870            8   4  2  91         040709H (1456)            
-AIMLESS JOINER 9769           8   4     91         071709H (1772)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONFLICT 12154               14   7  1  86         DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   
 BUGGLES 5661                  9   2     80         ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    
-OHM! 4279                    10   6     79         OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   
 DOCTOR STRANGE 8089           5   8     76         DEFENDERS (1494)          
 CART GIRLS 4992               5   1     72         WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        
-MIGHT BE OK 4248             12   7  1  69         OF WOLF & MAN 29 (611)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAURICE BRITT 6039            5   0     66         MEDAL OF HONOR T10 (1140) 
-JAMES MILLS 6016              8   2     65         MEDAL OF HONOR T5 (1135)  
-YUKIO OKUTSU 3795             9  10     62         MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   
 SPUNKY PUDDLE 7215            5   3     62         MY HOMETOWN (1357)        
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              6  15     61         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
-BAG 4281                      9   9     60         OF WOLF AND MAN 5 (835)   
 SUPERSONIC SURPRISE 11739     4   2  1  59         BLACK OPS (2135)          
 LT. BIRD 9365                 3   2     59         SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   
-SHARD 3097                    8  11     57         OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    
 SUPER FREAK 5011              7   9     57         HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   
 SILVER CYBORG 9531            3   2     57         072909G (1726)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 D?S? OPEN? 6872               6   6  2  55         KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  
 SMITE 7041                    2   0     52         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
-DONAD 3155                    7   5     51         OF WOLF & MAN 34 (617)    
 SMITHERS 7044                 4   3     51         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
-ANDREW MILLER 9245            4   1     51         MEDAL OF HONOR X7 (1676)  
 KILLER BEES 6889              6   6     50         MISISTERS OF DEFENS (1302)
 MUSHY FANTASY 9856            6   8     49         071709AA (1789)           
-DELRIC STONETOE 4466          7   8  2  47         DISPOSABLE HEROES (869)   
 GOING COMMANDO 7208           8   3  1  46         DRESSED TO KILL? (1356)   
 REAL REALITY 10296            4   3  1  45         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
-SMOKIN' 7016                  3   1     44         HOT HOT STUFF (1327)      
 JAMES BURT 6008               4   4     43         MEDAL OF HONOR T3 (1133)  
 CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036         4   0     42         SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)    
 GIAN CHILD 8531               7   6     41         SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   
 TOMATO TWISTER 11354          2   0     40         WICKED GARDEN (2063)      
 ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561         7   4     39         072909M (1732)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANIMATED PARROT 9754          4   9     39         071709L (1769)            
-PFC11 3807                    4   0     39         MEDAL OF HONOR L7 (741)   
 RACCOON BOY 10307             2   2     37         SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)   
 PRISONER 431 10161            3   3     36         DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    
 SHARDAVAN 9925                4   5  2  35         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
 PINKY SWEAR 10329             2   3     35         SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      
 RETORT 8075                   3   3     34         WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROOKE SHIELDS 9681           3   2     31         STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)   
 ERTL WISESTAFF 7570           2   2     31         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  
 MACHU PICCHU 10655            3   6  1  30         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
-PAUL WIEDORFER 3719           3   3     30         MEDAL OF HONOR J10 (724)  
-LEIN 7993                     2   2     29         OF WOLF & MAN 46 (1476)   
 TROPHY WIFE 9674              2   4     28         STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   
-SSG 6 11178                   2   1  1  27         MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)  
 WYL WILDLEAF 9103             2   0  1  27         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
 LITTLE NIERY 9671             2   1     27         STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   
 WITCHY WOMAN 10420            2   0     25         SINGING SPELLCASTER (1879)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUZI DUZZ 9667                2   1     23         STREET WALKERS (1752)     
 A'TIAENG 11968                2   0     23         SUPE FORCES 1A03 (2164)   
 ALL CLAD 12800                1   1     23         KITCHEN KILLERS (2247)    
-SOLDIER 1 8123                5   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR F3 I (1124)
-SERGEANT 17 9934              4   2  1  22         MEDAL OF HONOR G1 I (1805)
 HONARA 11955                  2   1     22         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
-TURKEY CARVER 10502           1   0  1  22         THANKSGIVING TASKS (1895) 
 VALDACERA 11973               1   2     22         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
-SSG 14 11186                  1   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR Z10 (2029) 
-PRISONER 452 11978            1   0     21         DUNGEON CELL 45 (2166)    
-NORDIC FJORD 11723            0   1     19         PASSPORT REQUIRED 2 (2132)
-SERGEANT 13 9942              4   6     18         MEDAL OF HONOR G1 I (1805)
-PRISONER 391 9473             1   1     18         DUNGEON CELL 39 (1717)    
 DIRVISH 12621                 1   1     18         DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   
-MAJ 7 11307                   2   1     17         MEDAL OF HONOR AN (2053)  
-GAYLE 13190                   1   0     17         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2319)
 GRAIN OF SALT 11759           0   1     17         IDIOMS (2139)             
 PHANTASMAL 9927               1   7     16         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
 RODEO CLOWN 11743             1   1     16         TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       
-MAJ 20 11319                  1   2     16         MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)  
 EVERGLADES 10555              0   2     16         NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   
-MSG 19 11225                  2   1     15         MEDAL OF HONOR Z18 (2037) 
 VICIOUS VIVIAN 9677           2   3     15         STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)   
 SUGAR DADDIES 11735           0   3     15         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
 DEJA VU 12808                 1   1     14         FLASHBACK! (2248)         
 MAYHEM 12889                  0   2     14         SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)    
 GRAMMAR VACCINE 12731         1   1     13         011510M (2233)            
 BALLMOOFIE 13178              1   0     13         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2316)
 PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164         0   1     13         MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      
 CLETUS 12877                  1   0  1  12         HARDEDGED (2260)          
-JAMES REECE 9166              1   1     11         MEDAL OF HONOR W5 (1660)  
 CRATER LAKE 11896             1   0     11         NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   
 SMITH CLAN 7040               2   0     10         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
 GERYON 13240                  1   0  1  10         HARDEDGED (2260)          
 SKIDS 13236                   1   0     10         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
-PRISONER 492 12858            1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 49 (2258)    
 KAMMEREIS 13169               1   0     10         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2314)
-ARNOLDO 13199                 1   0     10         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2320)
 SANDBOX CROW 6766             1   0      9         011609J (1278)            
-VIDEON 12618                  0   1      7         DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   
-PRISONER 513 12881            0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 51 (2261)    
 BONDI BEACH 12157             0   1      7         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LISSOME 13146                 0   1      7         SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       
 SPUNKY POODLE 11937           0   1      7         IT'S TGG TO ME (2158)     
 SPICY2 13301                  1   0      6         ICK (2338)                
-PRISONER 505 12866            0   1      5         DUNGEON CELL 50 (2259)    
 SMITHEREENS 7043              0   2      2         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
 JEZEBETH 13239                0   1      1         HARDEDGED (2260)          
-ZEROE 1 8766                  0   1      1         LAST ACTION ZEROES (1600) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      GERYON 13240           53  NONE
SURE ANGEL 6634         2  4 0 KAOSS 1183           SSG 6 11178            50   
NIAGARA FALLS 10559     0  1 0 NATIONAL WONDER 1906 TURKEY CARVER 10502    52   
KROGATH 8018            1  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 5 1481 BLUEJAY PROOF 12703    49  NONE
SERONI 8093             1  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 5 1495 GARBAGE 12224          49  NONE
CALGARY STAMPED 13088   0  1 0 PASSPORT REQUIR 2132 CLETUS 12877           53   
OMEL 7568               0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1398 DARK CHAMPION          53  NONE
DA1 10155               0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1648 STONE GOLEM            53  NONE
DA1 9102                0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1648 MOUNTAIN TROLL         53  NONE
DA ONE 5115             0  1 0 PIPELINE 109 977     DARK CHAMPION          53  NONE
DA TWO 5114             0  1 0 PIPELINE 109 977     STONE GOLEM            53  NONE
PENALTY 5112            0  1 0 PIPELINE 109 977     DARK CHAMPION          53  NONE
YOUR HOUR'S UP 5113     0  1 0 PIPELINE 109 977     SPYMASTER              53  NONE
FERNANDO NEIL 7819      3  1 0 SUPE FORCES 390 1446 SUPERSONIC SURP 11739  53   
SEE YA 13290            0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 1803  WURM KIN               53  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PENALTY was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
YOUR HOUR'S UP was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA TWO was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DA ONE was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
SEE YA was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OMEL was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SPUNKY PUDDLE viciously subdued MUSHY FANTASY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SMITHERS vanquished PRISONER 431 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TOMATO TWISTER overpowered MACHU PICCHU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DOCTOR STRANGE was overpowered by PRISONER 075 in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GIAN CHILD was handily defeated by SILVER CYBORG in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CARNIVORUS SHEEP unbelievably bested SHARDAVAN in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
SUPERSONIC SURPRISE murdered FERNANDO NEIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ALL CLAD beat PHANTASMAL in a 3 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
WITCHY WOMAN overpowered EVERGLADES in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEJA VU was vanquished by LITTLE NIERY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SMITHEREENS was devastated by VALDACERA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VODKA GIMLET overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
BUGGLES overpowered HUGH KASSLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
CART GIRLS devastated JAMES BURT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOING COMMANDO was viciously subdued by LT. BIRD in a 1 minute gory match.
D?S? OPEN? overcame BROOKE SHIELDS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
KILLER BEES bested ANIMATED PARROT in a 2 minute brutal bout.
SMITE overpowered ZESTFUL FLATTERY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SUPER FREAK won victory over ERTL WISESTAFF in a 3 minute fight.
SUZI DUZZ was overpowered by REAL REALITY in a 2 minute uneven match.
TROPHY WIFE was luckily beaten by A'TIAENG in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
RACCOON BOY overpowered MAYHEM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
PINKY SWEAR lost to RETORT in a popular 3 minute bout.
VICIOUS VIVIAN was defeated by HONARA in a 2 minute duel.
WYL WILDLEAF handily defeated DIRVISH in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
SUGAR DADDIES was defeated by SMITH CLAN in a exciting 4 minute bout.
RODEO CLOWN was beaten by GRAMMAR VACCINE in a 2 minute fray.
BONDI BEACH was subdued by SPICY2 in a 2 minute gory beginner's contest.
SPUNKY POODLE was devastated by CRATER LAKE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CLETUS delivered the death blow upon CALGARY STAMPEDE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
GRAIN OF SALT was overpowered by KAMMEREIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SANDBOX CROW overcame LISSOME in a 2 minute beginner's match.
PSYCHEDLIC BLUR was overpowered by SKIDS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BALLMOOFIE beat JEZEBETH in a 3 minute competition.
GERYON killed CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute beginner's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   8 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  21 -  3      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   96 -  97 -  5      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  18 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  54 -  4      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  50 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  31 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        49 -  56 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  26 -  3      26  |

Turn  53 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 10         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  1     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  6         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  VODKA GIMLET 7485           7   3  0  109 VENETIAN II (1381)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPUNKY PUDDLE 7215          5   3  0   62 MY HOMETOWN (1357)
WALL OF STEEL    SILVER CYBORG 9531          3   2  0   57 072909G (1726)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMITHERS 7044               4   3  0   51 SMITH SMACK (1332)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAL REALITY 10296          4   3  1   45 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
TOTAL PARRY      CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036       4   0  0   42 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)
AIMED BLOW       ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561       7   4  0   39 072909M (1732)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRISONER 075 2591.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHARDAVAN 9925.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUGAR DADDIES 
11735, EVERGLADES 10555, PINKY SWEAR 10329, SPUNKY PUDDLE 7215, SILVER CYBORG 9531, 
VODKA GIMLET 7485, D?S? OPEN? 6872, ANIMATED PARROT 9754, SMITE 7041, and SUPER FREAK 
5011.

The least popular fighter this week was PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GRAIN OF SALT 11759, SPUNKY POODLE 11937, SMITH CLAN 7040, 
BROOKE SHIELDS 9681, GOING COMMANDO 7208, JAMES BURT 6008, SMITHEREENS 7043, DEJA VU 
12808, FERNANDO NEIL 7819, and DOCTOR STRANGE 8089.