DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/01/2010    Duedate: 07/14/2010

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 56

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CART GIRLS
WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
(84-4992) [7-2-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

D?S? OPEN?                     CART GIRLS
KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)       WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
(84-6872) [9-6-2,71]           (84-4992) [7-2-1,117]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

D?S? OPEN?                     D?S? OPEN?
KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)       KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)
(84-6872) [9-6-2,71]           (84-6872) [9-6-2,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COOL DORKS (1379)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GRIMM WAIT (1545)             30 
2. WITTY COMEBACK (1492)         24    COOL DORKS (1379)
3. REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427)        15    Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)      14 
5. CRAZY 88 15 (2086)            13    WICKED GARDEN (2063)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WICKED GARDEN (2063)       5   0  0 100.   1- 1*SMITH SMACK (1332)        4  2 0
 2/ 2*051410A (2337)             3   0  0 100.   2/11 COOL DORKS (1379)         3  0 1
 3/ 5*CRAZY 88 15 (2086)         2   0  2 100.   3/ 3*WICKED GARDEN (2063)      3  0 0
 4/ 7*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)      2   0  1 100.   4/ 2*072909G (1726)            3  0 0
 5/12*CRAZY 88 5 (2076)          2   0  0 100.   5/ 4*011510M (2233)            3  0 0
 6/19*011510H (2224)             2   0  0 100.   6/18*FLASHBACK! (2248)         3  0 0
 7- 4*PUT UP OR SHUTUP (1198)    2   0  0 100.   7/ 8*051410A (2337)            3  0 0
 8/25*ROOKIE STYX 30 (1229)      2   0  0 100.   8/ 5 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  3  0 0
 9/27*4 LETTER BUGS (407)        2   0  0 100.   9- 7 KAOS LORDS (920)          3  3 0
10/26*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)       2   0  0 100.  10/27*CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        2  0 2
11- 6*ROOKIE STYX 49 (1248)      1   0  1 100.  11/30*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)     2  0 1
12-21*NOUNS III (2364)           1   0  0 100.  12-15*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)   2  0 0
13- 8*PAINFUL III (2115)         1   0  0 100.  13-16*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      2  0 0
14-14*4 LETTER FOOD (2098)       1   0  0 100.  14/37*CRAZY 88 5 (2076)         2  0 0
15-18*GOOD FEELINGS! (2385)      1   0  0 100.  15/50*011510H (2224)            2  0 0
16-16*WORDS III (2121)           1   0  0 100.  16-19*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)    2  0 0
17-17*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186)  1   0  0 100.  17/57*ROOKIE STYX 30 (1229)     2  0 0
18/ 0*REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427)     1   0  0 100.  18/63*4 LETTER BUGS (407)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19- 9*NOWNS XIII (2365)          1   0  0 100.  19/66*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)      2  0 0
20-10*NOUNS VIII (2366)          1   0  0 100.  20/14*WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        2  1 1
21-15*DANGEROUS WOMEN (2384)     1   0  0 100.  21/82 072909M (1732)            2  1 0
22-24*ROOKIE STYX 23 (1222)      1   0  0 100.  22/85*MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      2  1 0
23-28*4 LETTER PROBLEMS (410)    1   0  0 100.  23/25*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  2  1 0
24/32*SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)     6   1  0 85.7  24/ 6 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302) 2  1 0
25-31 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    10   2  0 83.3  25/23*SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)    2  1 0
26/36*011510M (2233)             4   1  0 80.0  26/20 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     2  1 0
27/37*FLASHBACK! (2248)          4   1  0 80.0  27/78*BENEATH MY BOOT HEE (608) 2  1 0
28/34*WHYILOVEGOLF (954)         7   2  1 77.8  28/81*KAOS ORCS (2140)          2  2 0
29/33 COOL DORKS (1379)         10   3  2 76.9  29-29*DUNGEON CELL 39 (1717)    1  0 1
30/41*072909G (1726)             6   2  0 75.0  30-28*ROOKIE STYX 49 (1248)     1  0 1
31-40 VENETIAN II (1381)         8   3  0 72.7  31-55*NOWNS XIII (2365)         1  0 0
32-42 STATE OF MIND (1582)      26  11  0 70.3  32-34*DANGEROUS WOMEN (2384)    1  0 0
33-43*MY HOMETOWN (1357)         6   3  0 66.7  33/ 0*REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427)    1  0 0
34-44*DUNGEON CELL 39 (1717)     2   1  1 66.7  34-40*4 LETTER FOOD (2098)      1  0 0
35/48 072909M (1732)             9   5  0 64.3  35-41*PAINFUL III (2115)        1  0 0
36-47*SMITH SMACK (1332)        12   7  0 63.2  36-42*WORDS III (2121)          1  0 0
37/51 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)   9   6  2 60.0  37-73*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2132) 1  0 0
38/56 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)      6   4  0 60.0  38-74*IDIOMS (2139)             1  0 0
39/35*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879)  3   2  0 60.0  39-43*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)   1  0 0
40-50*STREET WALKERS (1752)      3   2  0 60.0  40-35*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186) 1  0 0
41/63*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)   4   3  1 57.1  41-32*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   1  0 0
42-53*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)       4   3  0 57.1  42-49 GOD SQUAD II (2208)       1  0 0
43-55*POLITICLY INCORREC (1084)  5   4  0 55.6  43-38*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   1  0 0
44-57 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   16  13  1 55.2  44-33*DUNGEON CELL 50 (2259)    1  0 0
45-58 GOD SQUAD II (2208)       12  10  0 54.5  45-53*D.O.A. II (2352)          1  0 0
46-59*D.O.A. II (2352)           7   6  0 53.8  46-54*NOUNS III (2364)          1  0 0
47/52 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302)  8   7  0 53.3  47-31*GOOD FEELINGS! (2385)     1  0 0
48/54*072409D (1833)             5   5  0 50.0  48-47*NOUNS VIII (2366)         1  0 0
49-61*SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    4   4  1 50.0  49- 9 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    1  0 0
50/49*072209H (1826)             3   3  0 50.0  50-61 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   1  0 0
51-64*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)    3   3  0 50.0  51-58*PUT UP OR SHUTUP (1198)   1  0 0
52-65*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)     2   2  0 50.0  52-10*MY HOMETOWN (1357)        1  0 0
53-66*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)    2   2  0 50.0  53-12 VENETIAN II (1381)        1  0 0
54/90*MY TEEN YEARS (2313)       2   2  0 50.0  54-56*ROOKIE STYX 23 (1222)     1  0 0
55/46*011609J (1278)             2   2  0 50.0  55-62 STATE OF MIND (1582)      1  0 0
56/91*BENEATH MY BOOT HEE (608)  2   2  0 50.0  56-64*4 LETTER PROBLEMS (410)   1  0 0
57-72*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316)  1   1  0 50.0  10/110*071709J (1774)            1  1 0
58/11*CRAZY 88 3 (2074)          1   1  0 50.0  58/39*4 LETTER PROCEDURE (2097) 1  1 0
59-68*CRAZY 88 13 (2084)         1   1  0 50.0  59/48*072409D (1833)            1  1 0
60/13*4 LETTER PROCEDURE (2097)  1   1  0 50.0  60/36*CRAZY 88 3 (2074)         1  1 0
18/118*CHEESE (2105)              1   1  0 50.0  61-84*STREET WALKERS (1752)     1  1 0
62-67*IDIOMS (2139)              1   1  0 50.0  06/106*CHEESE (2105)             1  1 0
63-73*NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185)  1   1  0 50.0  63-75*NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185) 1  1 0
27/127*071709J (1774)             1   1  0 50.0  64-68*CRAZY 88 13 (2084)        1  1 0
65-70*DUNGEON CELL 50 (2259)     1   1  0 50.0  65-21 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   1  1 0
66-71*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314)  1   1  0 50.0  66-76*POLITICLY INCORREC (1084) 1  1 0
67/22*ROOKIE STYX 6 (1205)       1   1  0 50.0  67/59*ROOKIE STYX 6 (1205)      1  1 0
68/23*ROOKIE STYX 21 (1220)      1   1  0 50.0  68/60*ROOKIE STYX 21 (1220)     1  1 0
34/134*DOODS III (848)            1   1  0 50.0  69-86 DEFENDERS (1494)          1  1 0
38/138*WARRIORS (400)             1   1  0 50.0  32/132*DOODS III (848)           1  1 0
35/135*4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)     1   1  0 50.0  33/133*WARRIORS (400)            1  1 0
72/29*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)       1   1  0 50.0  34/134*4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)    1  1 0
32/132*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)      1   1  0 50.0  73-24 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     1  1 0
74/30*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)      1   1  0 50.0  74/65*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      1  1 0
36/136*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)      1   1  0 50.0  36/136*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     1  1 0
76-74*STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)    7   8  0 46.7  76/67*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     1  1 0
77-75 THE DEAD ZONE (2205)      30  36  0 45.5  37/137*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)     1  1 0
78-76*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)    5   6  0 45.5  78/17*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879) 1  2 0
79-77 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)    8  10  0 44.4  79/83 071709AA (1789)           1  2 0
80/62*BLACK OPS (2135)           4   5  1 44.4  80/22*011609J (1278)            1  2 0
81-80*STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)    3   4  0 42.9  81-87 FIGHTING WITH II (995)    1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/81 SPLIT II (1809)           28  39  2 41.8  03/103*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     1  2 0
83-82 D.O.A. (2209)             35  49  1 41.7  83/13*HARDEDGED (2260)          1  3 0
84/78 071709AA (1789)            7  10  0 41.2  84-90 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  1  3 0
85-83 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511)     16  24  2 40.0  85-89*FURRY-FURY (1428)         1  3 0
86-84 DEFENDERS (1494)           6   9  0 40.0  86/26 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     1  6 0
87-85*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)    2   3  0 40.0  87/ 0*GRIMM WAIT (1545)         0  4 0
88-86*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)    2   3  0 40.0  88-92*GRIMM FATE (1546)         0  4 0
89-87 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)    5   8  0 38.5  89-93*KAOSTIC (1429)            0  4 0
90-88*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)     3   5  0 37.5  90/99 SPLIT II (1809)           0  3 0
14/114*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)      1   2  0 33.3  91/79*BLACK OPS (2135)          0  3 0
92-93*FURRY-FURY (1428)          4   9  0 30.8  92/94*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  0  3 0
93-94 GRIMM WASTES (994)        12  29  0 29.3  93/98 FORMER BOSSES (953)       0  3 0
08/108*KAOS ORCS (2140)           2   5  0 28.6  17/117*CRAZY 88 11 (2082)        0  2 0
95-96 FIGHTING WITH II (995)     5  14  0 26.3  19/119*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        0  2 0
96-97 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)   6  17  2 26.1  02-102*DEVIATION D (2326)        0  2 0
97/98 FORMER BOSSES (953)        6  18  0 25.0  97-97*STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)   0  2 0
98/99*HARDEDGED (2260)           3   9  2 25.0  98-96*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    0  2 0
00-100*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2132)  2   6  0 25.0  15/115*WORDS IX (2126)           0  2 0
00/95*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)   2   6  0 25.0  00-95*TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       0  2 0
01-101*TOUGHER GUYS (2136)        1   3  0 25.0  13/113*072209H (1826)            0  2 0
02-102 KAOS LORDS (920)           9  35  1 20.5  23/123*OF WOLF AND MAN? (1868)   0  2 0
03-103*ROAD KILL CAFE (2201)      1   4  1 20.0  03-88*STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   0  2 0
04-104*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)    1   4  0 20.0  24/124*SALEM'S LOT (1532)        0  2 0
05-105*NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)    1   4  0 20.0  35/135*DUDES (419)               0  2 0
06-106*BIG BUSINESS (1120)        1   4  0 20.0  38/138*ROOKIE QUEEN 41 (707)     0  2 0
07/107 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)      8  35  2 18.6  07/ 0*OLD FRIENDS (2585)        0  1 0
09-109*GRIMM FATE (1546)          3  19  0 13.6  09-109*WORDS IV (2122)           0  1 0
10-110*KAOSTIC (1429)             1  11  0  8.3  09-72*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)   0  1 0
10/ 0*GRIMM WAIT (1545)          0  13  0  0.0  10-70*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 0  1 0
11-111*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        0   4  0  0.0  11-71*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316) 0  1 0
20/120*WORDS IX (2126)            0   2  0  0.0  11-111*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 0  1 0
29/129*CRAZY 88 11 (2082)         0   2  0  0.0  05-105 THE DEAD ZONE (2205)      0  1 0
23/123*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)         0   2  0  0.0  08-108 D.O.A. (2209)             0  1 0
24/124*OF WOLF AND MAN? (1868)    0   2  0  0.0  12-112*WORDS V (2123)            0  1 0
13-113*DEVIATION D (2326)         0   2  0  0.0  16-116*GROD FLAVORS (2363)       0  1 0
31/131*SALEM'S LOT (1532)         0   2  0  0.0  17-69*SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   0  1 0
33/133*DUDES (419)                0   2  0  0.0  14-114*ROAD KILL CAFE (2201)     0  1 0
37/137*ROOKIE QUEEN 41 (707)      0   2  0  0.0  00-100 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   0  1 0
20/ 0*OLD FRIENDS (2585)         0   1  0  0.0  20-120*NOUNS VII (2367)          0  1 0
22-122*GROD FLAVORS (2363)        0   1  0  0.0  21-121*NOUNS XXI (2368)          0  1 0
17-117*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  0   1  0  0.0  22-122*NOUNS XX (2369)           0  1 0
16-116*WORDS IV (2122)            0   1  0  0.0  23-80*NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   0  1 0
19-119*WORDS V (2123)             0   1  0  0.0  01-101*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       0  1 0
26-126*NOUNS VII (2367)           0   1  0  0.0  27-127*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    0  1 0
15-115*NOUNS XXI (2368)           0   1  0  0.0  28-128*BIG BUSINESS (1120)       0  1 0
28-128*NOUNS XX (2369)            0   1  0  0.0  26-126 GRIMM WASTES (994)        0  1 0
30-130*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     0   1  0  0.0  28-77*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt BLACKSTONE will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as SMITH SMACK is pushed out of top team by COOL DORKS, who came from 
11th with a 1-0-1 this turn.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  FLASHBACK! has turned a 1-0-0 into 6th place from 18th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, 
seeing as CRAZY 88 15's 2-0-2 has earned them 10th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for ROOKIE QUEEN 48 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 11th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  CRAZY 88 5 has turned a 1-0-0 into 14th place from 37th.  
Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Warty Toad, seeing as 011510H's 2-0-0 has earned them 15th place in the ranks.  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for ROOKIE STYX 30 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 17th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  4 LETTER BUGS has turned a 1-0-0 into 18th place 
from 63rd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as ROOKIE QUEEN 7's 2-0-0 has earned them 19th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 
072909M tonight, to honor their rise to 21st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as MY TEEN 
YEARS' 2-2-0 has earned them 22nd place in the ranks.  MISISTERS OF DEFENSE must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 6th to 24th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
BENEATH MY BOOT HEEL has turned a 1-0-0 into 27th place from 78th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, 
seeing as KAOS ORCS' 2-5-0 has earned them 28th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 071709J tonight, to honor their rise to 
57th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 4 LETTER 
PROCEDURES this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 19 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to 
072409D for their drop to 59th from 48th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  CRAZY 88 3 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 36th to 60th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Warty Toad, seeing as CHEESE's 1-1-0 has earned them 62nd place in the ranks.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  DOODS III has turned a 1-0-0 
into 70th place from 132nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as WARRIORS' 1-1-0 has earned them 
71st place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 4 
LETTER CLOTHES tonight, to honor their rise to 72nd after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
ROOKIE QUEEN 11's 1-1-0 has earned them 75th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  ROOKIE QUEEN 38 has turned a 1-0-0 into 77th 
place from 137th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SINGING 
SPELLCASTERS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 61 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  011609J must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
22nd to 80th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as ROOKIE QUEEN 47's 
1-2-0 has earned them 82nd place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to HARDEDGED for their drop to 83rd from 13th.  A 1-3-0 can do 
that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 
60 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  BLACK OPS must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 79th to 91st this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 
CRAZY 88 11 tonight, to honor their rise to 94th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
CRAZY 88 20's 0-2-0 has earned them 95th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  WORDS IX has turned a 0-1-0 into 99th place 
from 115th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 072209H's 3-3-0 has earned them 101st place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for OF WOLF AND 
MAN? tonight, to honor their rise to 102nd after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SALEM'S LOT has turned a 0-1-0 into 
104th place from 124th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as DUDES' 0-2-0 has earned them 105th place 
in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for ROOKIE QUEEN 
41 tonight, to honor their rise to 106th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  WITCHY WOMAN 
has lost to WYL WILDLEAF, falling 9 points, while helping make SINGING SPELLCASTERS a 
0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and CART GIRLS 
remains BLACKSTONE's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for 
me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad 
until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  072909M has cause to stand tall, as 
they were BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding 072909M more than any other team we find SATAN'S KINGDOM.  
BLACKSTONE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was BLACK OPS' warrior SUPERSONIC SURPRISE.  More 
fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, RETORT 
from WITTY COMEBACK challenged up 22 points to fight HUGH KASSLE from the FORMER 
BOSSES stable.  RETORT perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he bested HUGH KASSLE 
and ended up with 65 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  The manager of 072409D will not be pleased to learn that ULTIMATE 
MAGMA, a 4-1-0 fighter, has been killed at the hands of COOL DORKS' CONSORTIUM DORK.  
COOL DORKS, with any luck 072409D will successfully bloodfeud CONSORTIUM DORK for 
killing such a warrior as ULTIMATE MAGMA.  Have a little decency, will ya?  Anyone 
care to tell me why the warriors of SUPE FORCES 3902 haven't revenged the death of 
FERNANDO NEIL against SUPERSONIC SURPRISE of BLACK OPS yet?  Hmmm?  A brave warrior 
does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  
Consider well.   
     I like this place, BLACKSTONE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BLACKSTONE and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in BLACKSTONE 
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CART GIRLS 4992               7   2  1 117         WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VODKA GIMLET 7485             8   3    117         VENETIAN II (1381)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUGGLES 5661                 10   2     87         ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    
-LORD OF COLLUSION 5689        5   2     87         POLITICLY INCORRECT (1084)
 SILVER CYBORG 9531            6   2     82         072909G (1726)            
-ROAD KILL 13377               3   3     76         D.O.A. II (2352)          
-DOCTOR STRANGE 8089           6   9     75         DEFENDERS (1494)          
-SPUNKY PUDDLE 7215            6   3     75         MY HOMETOWN (1357)        
 D?S? OPEN? 6872               9   6  2  71         KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)  
 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918         10   3  2  70         COOL DORKS (1379)         
-FLEETING DESIRE 5210          5   6     67         FIGHTING WITH II (995)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILLER BEES 6889              8   7     65         MISISTERS OF DEFENS (1302)
 RETORT 8075                   5   4     65         WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              6  18     64         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
 MUSHY FANTASY 9856            7  10     62         071709AA (1789)           
-FROST BITE 5928               4   3  1  61         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796           5  11     60         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-SMITE 7041                    3   0     59         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
-SUPER FREAK 5011              8  10     58         HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)   
 TOMATO TWISTER 11354          5   0     58         WICKED GARDEN (2063)      
-SMITHERS 7044                 5   3     57         SMITH SMACK (1332)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYL WILDLEAF 9103             4   1  1  54         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
 CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036         6   1     53         SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)    
-PINKY SWEAR 10329             4   3     53         SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      
 DOC STEELE 3077               2   2     53         BENEATH MY BOOT HEEL (608)
 ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561         9   5     52         072909M (1732)            
-GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           5   9     52         GRIMM WASTES (994)        
-SINGLETON 5433                5   8     49         SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   
 SUPERSONIC SURPRISE 11739     4   5  1  46         BLACK OPS (2135)          
-REAL REALITY 10296            4   4  1  45         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHARDAVAN 9925                4   8  2  39         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
-LT. BIRD 9365                 3   3     39         SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   
-KO'D KANGAROO 7727            4   2     38         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
-PRISONER 431 10161            3   5     38         DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    
-MICROSOFT 5911                1   3     38         BIG BUSINESS (1120)       
-VICIOUS VIVIAN 9677           4   3     37         STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)   
-RACCOON BOY 10307             2   3     37         SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)   
 GRAMMAR VACCINE 12731         4   1     36         011510M (2233)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUDDLER 8396                 3   4     33         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
-GRAIN OF SALT 11759           1   1     33         IDIOMS (2139)             
-MACHU PICCHU 10655            3   8  1  32         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 3467        2   0     32         ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)      
 WITCHY WOMAN 10420            3   2     31         SINGING SPELLCASTER (1879)
 CRAZY 54 11494                2   0  2  31         CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        
 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 3670       2   0  1  31         ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)     
 ERTL WISESTAFF 7570           2   5     31         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  
 PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164         2   2     31         MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      
-MAYHEM 12889                  2   2     31         SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)    
 KISS YOUR * 6506              2   0     31         ROOKIE STYX 30 (1229)     
 DEJA VU 12808                 4   1     30         FLASHBACK! (2248)         
-CIXOXO 11951                  2   3     30         SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)   
 KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458      1   1     30         ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      
-PRISONER 391 9473             2   1  1  29         DUNGEON CELL 39 (1717)    
 EYEGOUGE 11765                2   3     29         KAOS ORCS (2140)          
-TROPHY WIFE 9674              2   5     29         STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   
-SUZI DUZZ 9667                3   2     27         STREET WALKERS (1752)     
-NORDIC FJORD 11723            1   1     27         PASSPORT REQUIRED 2 (2132)
-T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163    2   2     26         SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   
-LUMPWEED 10300                1   4     26         SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   
 STEALIN' 3619                 1   1     25         ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)     
-PRISONER 505 12866            1   1     25         DUNGEON CELL 50 (2259)    
 SPICY TRICEP 13301            4   0     24         051410A (2337)            
-LITTLE NIERY 9671             2   2     24         STREET WALKERS 2 (1753)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHANTASMAL 9927               2   9     21         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
-VIRTUAL REALITY 8644          1   0     21         STATE OF MIND (1582)      
-ECSTACY 13571                 1   0     21         GOOD FEELINGS! (2385)     
 ONE VISION 3484               1   1     21         ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     
 CLUMSY DIALECT 10101          3   3     20         072209H (1826)            
-BROOKE SHIELDS 9681           3   4     20         STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)   
 CRAZY 12 11445                2   0     20         CRAZY 88 5 (2076)         
 ROADIE 9 6387                 1   1     20         ROOKIE STYX 6 (1205)      
 CONCUR WHOLLY 9782            1   1     20         071709J (1774)            
-DIRVISH 12621                 1   2     19         DRAGON'S GUARD V (1850)   
 DAVID SOUL 8294               0   2     19         SALEM'S LOT (1532)        
-RODEO CLOWN 11743             1   3     18         TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       
 PROPHET'S SONG 3573           1   1     18         ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     
-EVERGLADES 10555              0   3     17         NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   
 ONE MOMENT 8390               0   3     17         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 SOCK 2043                     1   1     16         4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)    
-SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362        1   1     16         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-SUGAR DADDIES 11735           0   4     16         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
 GRABBY DATER 12686            2   0     15         011510H (2224)            
 SHOTGUN WEDDING 13777         1   0     15         REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427)    
 FLEA 2063                     2   0     14         4 LETTER BUGS (407)       
-SERENGETI PLAINS 12651        1   1     14         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
 CHEDDAR 11586                 1   1     14         CHEESE (2105)             
-BALLMOOFIE 13178              1   1     14         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2316)
 CLETUS 12877                  1   1  1  13         HARDEDGED (2260)          
 SOUND 10153                   1   6     13         SPLIT II (1809)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELPER HAND 4344              1   1     13         DOODS III (848)           
-QUEEN OF THE NILE 12129       1   0     12         PASSPORT REQUIRED 3 (2186)
-HEAVY METAL 6469              1   0     12         ROOKIE STYX 23 (1222)     
-ONE MAN ARMY 6342             2   0     11         PUT UP OR SHUTUP (1198)   
 JEZEBETH 13239                1   1     11         HARDEDGED (2260)          
-CHARLEY HORSE 11639           1   0     11         PAINFUL III (2115)        
 SANDY ASKED 2031              1   1     11         WARRIORS (400)            
-RUNS 2081                     1   0     11         4 LETTER PROBLEMS (410)   
-BRZOTOWSKI 13185              0   1     11         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
-SMITH CLAN 7040               3   1     10         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
-BEST OF TIMES 6600            1   0  1  10         ROOKIE STYX 49 (1248)     
-CAKE 11555                    1   0     10         4 LETTER FOOD (2098)      
-MISSES IPPI 12124             1   0     10         NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185) 
 PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE 3663     1   1     10         ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     
-SANDY 13567                   1   0     10         DANGEROUS WOMEN (2384)    
-BRAIN 13446                   1   0     10         NOUNS III (2364)          
-PHLEGM 13454                  1   0     10         NOWNS XIII (2365)         
 SNIP 11547                    1   1      9         4 LETTER PROCEDURES (2097)
-CRAZY 46 11482                1   0      9         CRAZY 88 13 (2084)        
-BOTTLECAP 13459               1   0      9         NOUNS VIII (2366)         
-SLIP 11667                    1   0      9         WORDS III (2121)          
-KAMMEREIS 13169               1   1      8         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2314)
 BEEN THERE BEFORE 6459        1   1      8         ROOKIE STYX 21 (1220)     
 CRAZY 8 11434                 1   1      8         CRAZY 88 3 (2074)         
 FLEA 2125                     0   2      8         DUDES (419)               
-HMM! 12485                    1   0      7         GOD SQUAD II (2208)       
-CRAZY 44 11483                0   1      7         CRAZY 88 13 (2084)        
-LEG HAIR 13470                0   1      7         NOUNS XX (2369)           
 SILK 14699                    0   1      7         OLD FRIENDS (2585)        
-SORRY 11677                   0   1      7         WORDS V (2123)            
-WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 3667     0   1      7         ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     
-SMITHEREENS 7043              1   3      6         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
 GOOD OLD FASHIONED 3634       0   2      6         ROOKIE QUEEN 41 (707)     
 CRAZY 69 11518                0   2      6         CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        
 SANITARIUM 10365              0   2      6         OF WOLF AND MAN? (1868)   
 ANGRY 11693                   0   2      6         WORDS IX (2126)           
 CRAZY 39 11474                0   2      6         CRAZY 88 11 (2082)        
 GERYON 13240                  1   1  1   5         HARDEDGED (2260)          
-PORT-AU-PRINCE 13226          0   1      5         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-YOU SUCK 13444                0   1      5         GROD FLAVORS (2363)       
-PANTS 13467                   0   1      5         NOUNS XXI (2368)          
-HOPELESS 12441                0   1      5         THE DEAD ZONE (2205)      
-SLOP 12223                    0   1      5         ROAD KILL CAFE (2201)     
-EYEBROW 13463                 0   1      5         NOUNS VII (2367)          
-HUNGOVER 12491                0   3      3         D.O.A. (2209)             
-RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       0   1      1         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    
 RONWE 13277                   0   1      1         HARDEDGED (2260)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SANDBOX CROW 6766       2  2 0 011609J 1278         CRAZY 54 11494         56   
ULTIMATE MAGMA 10137    4  2 0 072409D 1833         CONSORTIUM DORK 7918   56   
PRISONER 075 2591      16 24 2 DUNGEON CELL 07 511  CART GIRLS 4992        55   
DA DRAIN 14320          0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      ARENAMASTER            56  NONE
DA GRUMP 14322          0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BANDIT PRINCE          56  NONE
DA MONEY 14321          0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BLACK ORC              56  NONE
NIAGARA FALLS 10559     0  1 0 NATIONAL WONDER 1906 TURKEY CARVER 10502    52  NONE
ALCATRAZ ISLAND 12123   0  1 0 NATIONAL WONDER 2185 CRAZY 54 11494         55   
CALGARY STAMPED 13088   0  1 0 PASSPORT REQUIR 2132 CLETUS 12877           53   
FERNANDO NEIL 7819      3  1 0 SUPE FORCES 390 1446 SUPERSONIC SURP 11739  53   
BOTTLE 11675            0  1 0 WORDS IV 2122        BEST OF TIMES 6600     55   
SKIDS 13236             1  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 1803  PRISONER 391 9473      54   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

19 June 2010
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                                 COME ONE, COME ALL
                                  MEET NEW FRIENDS
                                 AND FORM NEW TEAMS
                     WIN ROLLUP CERTS AND RSI SPONSORED PRIZES
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                               THE TURF WAR IS HERE AGAIN!!!!!
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                                 *TURF WAR VII RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2010 (12 turns)
           Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. (Lack of participant indication of
joining and/or lack of lack of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation
in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the winning
pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the newsletter
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate disqualification
(including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple
teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final. (Note:
the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are
required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Up Challenge                        +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge                       0     -2      0       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -5
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    *After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins,
    ** A Champion's double score applies to his score only -- not to the opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament. There must be a maximum of five only on a team at any point
and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) Points awarded for
tournament participation are 5 for any entrant, 15 for a TV and 25 for a TC. Death in
a tournament negates any tournament points gained and results in a-5 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc). (to qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.) Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (to qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2 
     1. No matter how many mentions or stylemasters, an individual team can score
only +2 in each category per round
Style Master                                     +2
      1. No matter how many mentions or stylemasters, an individual team can score
only +2 in each category per round
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
(DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion. 

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins
such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win
such status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are 5 for any entrant, (15
total for a TV and 25 total for a TC.) However, death in a tournament will result in
a -5 score for that tournament. (If a warrior TV's and is subsequently killed in a
tournament the points scored are -5 for that tournament.)
        5.  Points for TVs and TCs and tournament deaths will be applied the Turn
after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North Fork turn 276
to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of five (5) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War VII.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is normally a "winner take all" contest.  However, for TWVII, a prize
will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager that fights
five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in order - kills,
recognition points earned.) All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be
awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition.  It is
the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in November 2010 following the Fall Mail In.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA GRUMP was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA MONEY was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA DRAIN was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
PSYCHEDLIC BLUR devastated PHANTASMAL in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
KILLER BEES was subdued by SILVER CYBORG in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
D?S? OPEN? viciously subdued MUSHY FANTASY in a 5 minute master's Challenge match.
WITCHY WOMAN was handily defeated by WYL WILDLEAF in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
RETORT overpowered HUGH KASSLE in a popular 4 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
CARNIVORUS SHEEP beat SUPERSONIC SURPRISE in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
SOUND was subdued by DEJA VU in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CART GIRLS devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
CONSORTIUM DORK killed ULTIMATE MAGMA in a 1 minute brawl.
DOC STEELE overpowered KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TOMATO TWISTER overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHARDAVAN slimly lost to ZESTFUL FLATTERY in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY slimly won victory over DAVID SOUL in a 4 minute brawl.
GRAMMAR VACCINE savagely defeated ROADIE 9 in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
ERTL WISESTAFF was savagely defeated by KISS YOUR * in a 3 minute gory match.
SANDBOX CROW was easily killed by CRAZY 54 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ONE MOMENT was outlasted by CONCUR WHOLLY in a crowd boring 14 minute fight.
CRAZY 12 subdued ANGRY in a 1 minute bout.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN handily defeated CLUMSY DIALECT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STEALIN' devastated GERYON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PROPHET'S SONG was savagely defeated by EYEGOUGE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
ONE VISION defeated SNIP in a 3 minute duel.
CLETUS was savagely defeated by SOCK in a 1 minute brutal bout.
SANITARIUM slimly lost to PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
BEEN THERE BEFORE was handily defeated by SHOTGUN WEDDING in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CRAZY 8 was savagely defeated by HELPER HAND in a 1 minute beginner's competition.
CRAZY 39 was defeated by SANDY ASKED in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
CRAZY 69 was beaten by GRABBY DATER in a popular 1 minute novice's match.
CHEDDAR overpowered RONWE in a 5 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
GOOD OLD FASHIONED was subdued by FLEA in a 1 minute beginner's contest.
FLEA was narrowly defeated by SPICY TRICEP in a exciting 3 minute novice's struggle.
JEZEBETH overpowered SILK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   9 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  42 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  22 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   97 - 100 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        50 -  52 -  2      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  24 -  4      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  34 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  70 -  2      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  23 -  2      28  |

Turn  56 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 11         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CART GIRLS 4992             7   2  1  117 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
WALL OF STEEL    SILVER CYBORG 9531          6   2  0   82 072909G (1726)
PARRY-STRIKE     KILLER BEES 6889            8   7  0   65 MISISTERS OF DEFENSE (1302)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RETORT 8075                 5   4  0   65 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
TOTAL PARRY      CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036       6   1  0   53 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)
AIMED BLOW       ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561       9   5  0   52 072909M (1732)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is D?S? OPEN? 6872.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was D?S? OPEN? 6872.  The ten other most popular fighters were DAVID SOUL 8294, 
SUPERSONIC SURPRISE 11739, EYEGOUGE 11765, MUSHY FANTASY 9856, SHARDAVAN 9925, WYL 
WILDLEAF 9103, RETORT 8075, GRAMMAR VACCINE 12731, ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561, and FLEA 
2125.

The least popular fighter this week was CONCUR WHOLLY 9782.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ONE MOMENT 8390, SILK 14699, CRAZY 8 11434, BEEN THERE BEFORE 
6459, CLETUS 12877, GERYON 13240, CLUMSY DIALECT 10101, SANDBOX CROW 6766, ROADIE 9 
6387, and KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458.