DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/15/2010 Duedate: 07/28/2010
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 57
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CART GIRLS
WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
(84-4992) [8-2-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CART GIRLS TOMATO TWISTER
WHYILOVEGOLF (954) WICKED GARDEN (2063)
(84-4992) [8-2-1,119] (84-11354) [6-0-0,69]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
D?S? OPEN? RETORT
KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298) WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
(84-6872) [10-6-2,84] (84-8075) [6-4-0,78]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221) 33
2. PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394) 16 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
3. BEER + WINE (2458) 15 Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645) 14
5. WITTY COMEBACK (1492) 13 WICKED GARDEN (2063)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WICKED GARDEN (2063) 6 0 0 100. 1/20 WHYILOVEGOLF (954) 3 0 1
2- 2*051410A (2337) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 2 COOL DORKS (1379) 3 0 1
3- 3*CRAZY 88 15 (2086) 2 0 2 100. 3/ 3*WICKED GARDEN (2063) 3 0 0
4- 4*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714) 2 0 1 100. 4/23*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648) 3 0 0
5- 5*CRAZY 88 5 (2076) 2 0 0 100. 5/ 8 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298) 3 0 0
6- 6*011510H (2224) 2 0 0 100. 6/25*SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485) 3 0 0
7- 7*PUT UP OR SHUTUP (1198) 2 0 0 100. 7-10*CRAZY 88 15 (2086) 2 0 2
8- 8*ROOKIE STYX 30 (1229) 2 0 0 100. 8-11*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714) 2 0 1
9- 9*4 LETTER BUGS (407) 2 0 0 100. 9- 7*051410A (2337) 2 0 0
10-10*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673) 2 0 0 100. 10- 4*072909G (1726) 2 0 0
11-11*ROOKIE STYX 49 (1248) 1 0 1 100. 11-21 072909M (1732) 2 0 0
12-18*REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427) 1 0 0 100. 12-14*CRAZY 88 5 (2076) 2 0 0
13/ 0*BEER + WINE (2458) 1 0 0 100. 13-15*011510H (2224) 2 0 0
14-14*4 LETTER FOOD (2098) 1 0 0 100. 14- 5*011510M (2233) 2 0 0
15-13*PAINFUL III (2115) 1 0 0 100. 15- 6*FLASHBACK! (2248) 2 0 0
16-16*WORDS III (2121) 1 0 0 100. 16-17*ROOKIE STYX 30 (1229) 2 0 0
17-12*NOUNS III (2364) 1 0 0 100. 17-18*4 LETTER BUGS (407) 2 0 0
18-19*NOWNS XIII (2365) 1 0 0 100. 18-27*BENEATH MY BOOT HEE (608) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20*NOUNS VIII (2366) 1 0 0 100. 19-19*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673) 2 0 0
20-21*DANGEROUS WOMEN (2384) 1 0 0 100. 20/26 WITTY COMEBACK (1492) 2 1 0
21-15*GOOD FEELINGS! (2385) 1 0 0 100. 21/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645) 1 0 1
22/ 0*ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221) 1 0 0 100. 22-30*ROOKIE STYX 49 (1248) 1 0 1
23-22*ROOKIE STYX 23 (1222) 1 0 0 100. 23/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394) 1 0 1
24-23*4 LETTER PROBLEMS (410) 1 0 0 100. 24-28*KAOS ORCS (2140) 1 0 0
25/24*SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485) 7 1 0 87.5 25-61*STREET WALKERS (1752) 1 0 0
26/28 WHYILOVEGOLF (954) 8 2 1 80.0 26-47*GOOD FEELINGS! (2385) 1 0 0
27-26*011510M (2233) 4 1 0 80.0 27-43*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856) 1 0 0
28-27*FLASHBACK! (2248) 4 1 0 80.0 28-13*SECRET TRYSTS (1861) 1 0 0
29/29 COOL DORKS (1379) 11 3 2 78.6 29-33*REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427) 1 0 0
30-30*072909G (1726) 6 2 0 75.0 30-12*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754) 1 0 0
31/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645) 3 1 1 75.0 31-34*4 LETTER FOOD (2098) 1 0 0
32-35 072909M (1732) 9 5 0 64.3 32-35*PAINFUL III (2115) 1 0 0
33/38 WITTY COMEBACK (1492) 7 4 0 63.6 33-36*WORDS III (2121) 1 0 0
34-36*SMITH SMACK (1332) 12 7 0 63.2 34-37*PASSPORT REQUIRED (2132) 1 0 0
35/37 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298) 10 6 2 62.5 35/ 0*BEER + WINE (2458) 1 0 0
36/41*PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648) 5 3 1 62.5 36-39*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161) 1 0 0
37/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394) 3 2 1 60.0 37-41*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190) 1 0 0
38-39*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879) 3 2 0 60.0 38-16*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263) 1 0 0
39-40*STREET WALKERS (1752) 3 2 0 60.0 39-46*NOUNS III (2364) 1 0 0
40-42*SECRET TRYSTS (1861) 4 3 0 57.1 40-31*NOWNS XIII (2365) 1 0 0
41-43*POLITICLY INCORREC (1084) 5 4 0 55.6 41-48*NOUNS VIII (2366) 1 0 0
42/47 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302) 8 8 0 50.0 42-32*DANGEROUS WOMEN (2384) 1 0 0
43-48*072409D (1833) 5 5 0 50.0 43-50 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037) 1 0 0
44-49*SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855) 4 4 1 50.0 44-66*POLITICLY INCORREC (1084) 1 0 0
45-50*072209H (1826) 3 3 0 50.0 45-51*PUT UP OR SHUTUP (1198) 1 0 0
46-51*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695) 3 3 0 50.0 46/ 0*ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221) 1 0 0
47-53*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190) 2 2 0 50.0 47-54*ROOKIE STYX 23 (1222) 1 0 0
48-52*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263) 2 2 0 50.0 48-69 DEFENDERS (1494) 1 0 0
49-54*MY TEEN YEARS (2313) 2 2 0 50.0 49-56*4 LETTER PROBLEMS (410) 1 0 0
50-55*011609J (1278) 2 2 0 50.0 50-60*CRAZY 88 3 (2074) 1 1 0
51-56*BENEATH MY BOOT HEE (608) 2 2 0 50.0 51-64*CRAZY 88 13 (2084) 1 1 0
52-61*CHEESE (2105) 1 1 0 50.0 52-63*NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185) 1 1 0
53-63*NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185) 1 1 0 50.0 53-57*071709J (1774) 1 1 0
54-58*CRAZY 88 3 (2074) 1 1 0 50.0 54-79 071709AA (1789) 1 1 0
55-59*CRAZY 88 13 (2084) 1 1 0 50.0 55-58*4 LETTER PROCEDURE (2097) 1 1 0
56-66*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 1 1 0 50.0 56-22*MY TEEN YEARS (2313) 1 1 0
57-57*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316) 1 1 0 50.0 57-84 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924) 1 1 0
58-64*071709J (1774) 1 1 0 50.0 58-62*CHEESE (2105) 1 1 0
59-60*4 LETTER PROCEDURE (2097) 1 1 0 50.0 59-59*072409D (1833) 1 1 0
60-67*ROOKIE STYX 6 (1205) 1 1 0 50.0 60-67*ROOKIE STYX 6 (1205) 1 1 0
61-68*ROOKIE STYX 21 (1220) 1 1 0 50.0 61-68*ROOKIE STYX 21 (1220) 1 1 0
62-74*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695) 1 1 0 50.0 62- 1*SMITH SMACK (1332) 1 1 0
63-69*DOODS III (848) 1 1 0 50.0 63-70*DOODS III (848) 1 1 0
64-70*WARRIORS (400) 1 1 0 50.0 64-71*WARRIORS (400) 1 1 0
65-72*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672) 1 1 0 50.0 65-72*4 LETTER CLOTHES (403) 1 1 0
66-71*4 LETTER CLOTHES (403) 1 1 0 50.0 66-74*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672) 1 1 0
67-73*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 1 1 0 50.0 67-75*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 1 1 0
68-75*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 1 1 0 50.0 68-76*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695) 1 1 0
69-78*STREET WALKERS 3 (1754) 5 6 0 45.5 69-77*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 1 1 0
70-79 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957) 8 10 0 44.4 70/24 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302) 1 2 0
71-81*STREET WALKERS 4 (1755) 3 4 0 42.9 71/92*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398) 1 2 0
72-82 SPLIT II (1809) 28 39 2 41.8 72-81 FIGHTING WITH II (995) 1 2 0
73-84 071709AA (1789) 7 10 0 41.2 73-82*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713) 1 2 0
74-85 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511) 16 24 2 40.0 74-83*HARDEDGED (2260) 1 3 0
75-86 DEFENDERS (1494) 6 9 0 40.0 75- 9 KAOS LORDS (920) 1 3 0
76/80 BLACK OPS (2135) 4 6 1 40.0 76-86 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803) 0 4 0
77-87*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161) 2 3 0 40.0 77-89*KAOSTIC (1429) 0 4 0
78-88*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857) 2 3 0 40.0 78-87*GRIMM WAIT (1545) 0 4 0
79-89 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037) 5 8 0 38.5 79-88*GRIMM FATE (1546) 0 4 0
80-90*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837) 3 5 0 37.5 80/91 BLACK OPS (2135) 0 3 0
00/100*PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398) 3 6 0 33.3 81/93 FORMER BOSSES (953) 0 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82-91*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713) 1 2 0 33.3 82-85*FURRY-FURY (1428) 0 3 0
83-92*FURRY-FURY (1428) 4 9 0 30.8 83-78*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879) 0 2 0
84-94*KAOS ORCS (2140) 2 5 0 28.6 84-94*CRAZY 88 11 (2082) 0 2 0
85-95 FIGHTING WITH II (995) 5 14 0 26.3 85-95*CRAZY 88 20 (2091) 0 2 0
86-96 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924) 6 17 2 26.1 86-90 SPLIT II (1809) 0 2 0
87-98*HARDEDGED (2260) 3 9 2 25.0 02-102*OF WOLF AND MAN? (1868) 0 2 0
88-99*PASSPORT REQUIRED (2132) 2 6 0 25.0 01-101*072209H (1826) 0 2 0
01-101*TOUGHER GUYS (2136) 1 3 0 25.0 89-99*WORDS IX (2126) 0 2 0
90/97 FORMER BOSSES (953) 6 19 0 24.0 90-80*011609J (1278) 0 2 0
02-102 KAOS LORDS (920) 9 35 1 20.5 04-104*SALEM'S LOT (1532) 0 2 0
04-104*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856) 1 4 0 20.0 05-105*DUDES (419) 0 2 0
07-107 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803) 8 35 2 18.6 06-106*ROOKIE QUEEN 41 (707) 0 2 0
08-108*GRIMM FATE (1546) 3 19 0 13.6 07-107*OLD FRIENDS (2585) 0 1 0
09-109*KAOSTIC (1429) 1 11 0 8.3 22-122*NOUNS XX (2369) 0 1 0
10-110*GRIMM WAIT (1545) 0 13 0 0.0 11-111*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316) 0 1 0
13-113*CRAZY 88 11 (2082) 0 2 0 0.0 12-112*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 0 1 0
14-114*CRAZY 88 20 (2091) 0 2 0 0.0 09-109*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857) 0 1 0
15-115*OF WOLF AND MAN? (1868) 0 2 0 0.0 16-116*GROD FLAVORS (2363) 0 1 0
12-112*WORDS IX (2126) 0 2 0 0.0 00-97*STREET WALKERS 4 (1755) 0 1 0
17-117*SALEM'S LOT (1532) 0 2 0 0.0 17-117*SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855) 0 1 0
19-119*ROOKIE QUEEN 41 (707) 0 2 0 0.0 00-100*TOUGHER GUYS (2136) 0 1 0
18-118*DUDES (419) 0 2 0 0.0 20-120*NOUNS VII (2367) 0 1 0
20-120*OLD FRIENDS (2585) 0 1 0 0.0 21-121*NOUNS XXI (2368) 0 1 0
22-122*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 0 1 0 0.0 05-98*DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837) 0 1 0
21-121*GROD FLAVORS (2363) 0 1 0 0.0 08-108*WORDS IV (2122) 0 1 0
23-123*WORDS IV (2122) 0 1 0 0.0 15-115*WORDS V (2123) 0 1 0
24-124*WORDS V (2123) 0 1 0 0.0 10-110*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 0 1 0
25-125*NOUNS VII (2367) 0 1 0 0.0 28-128*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695) 0 1 0
26-126*NOUNS XXI (2368) 0 1 0 0.0 25-125*FIGHTING WITH IV (999) 0 1 0
27-127*NOUNS XX (2369) 0 1 0 0.0 11/ 0*ALIEN ABDUCTED ME (894) 0 1 0
28-128*FIGHTING WITH IV (999) 0 1 0 0.0 12-65 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957) 0 1 0
13/ 0*ALIEN ABDUCTED ME (894) 0 1 0 0.0 13-73 DUNGEON CELL 07 (511) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, BLACKSTONE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for
WHYILOVEGOLF's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0
makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join
PHILANTHROPISTS42's celebration over their good record this turn. 4th place, not
bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for SATAN'S KINGDOM's good turn, I'm afraid
the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Oh, this is too
good to be true! MISISTERS OF DEFENSE has fallen to 70th place after going 0-1-0
this turn. Who's bragging now? With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and
join PHILANTHROPISTS17's celebration over their good record this turn. 71st place,
not bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for BLACK OPS' good turn, I'm afraid the
place will be dry before long. A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can
sneak into The Warty Toad and join FORMER BOSSES' celebration over their good record
this turn. 81st place, not bad. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
PARADISE win a fight and gain 33 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TOMATO TWISTER beat
KILLER BEES and KILLER BEES lost 7 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety
is the spice of life, BLACKSTONE may be getting bland, as CART GIRLS stays top dog in
the city. The Warty Toad, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From BLACKSTONE's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. PHILANTHROPISTS42, I suppose you'll be glad to know
you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you?
And it looks like SATAN'S KINGDOM avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of
would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, TOMATO
TWISTER was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for BLACKSTONE's
morgue. More variety. So, SUPE FORCES 3902, just going to let FERNANDO NEIL rot in
peace are we? Bye bye Bloodfeud, hello gloating arrogant SUPERSONIC SURPRISE. Honor
is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will
doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in BLACKSTONE to get a drink than The Warty
Toad! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks,
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CART GIRLS 4992 8 2 1 119 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LORD OF COLLUSION 5689 5 2 87 POLITICLY INCORRECT (1084)
D?S? OPEN? 6872 10 6 2 84 KEEP YOU GUESSING (1298)
-SILVER CYBORG 9531 6 2 82 072909G (1726)
CONSORTIUM DORK 7918 11 3 2 81 COOL DORKS (1379)
RETORT 8075 6 4 78 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
-DOCTOR STRANGE 8089 6 9 75 DEFENDERS (1494)
TOMATO TWISTER 11354 6 0 69 WICKED GARDEN (2063)
-FLEETING DESIRE 5210 5 6 67 FIGHTING WITH II (995)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUGH KASSLE 4988 6 19 65 FORMER BOSSES (953)
-MUSHY FANTASY 9856 7 10 62 071709AA (1789)
-FROST BITE 5928 4 3 1 61 KAOS LORDS (920)
WYL WILDLEAF 9103 5 1 1 60 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)
-DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796 5 11 60 KAOS LORDS (920)
KILLER BEES 6889 8 8 58 MISISTERS OF DEFENS (1302)
-SUPER FREAK 5011 8 10 58 HE'S SUPER FREAKY (957)
CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036 7 1 57 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PINKY SWEAR 10329 4 3 53 SECRET TRYSTS (1861)
-DOC STEELE 3077 2 2 53 BENEATH MY BOOT HEEL (608)
-ZESTFUL FLATTERY 9561 9 5 52 072909M (1732)
-SINGLETON 5433 5 8 49 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)
SUPERSONIC SURPRISE 11739 4 6 1 48 BLACK OPS (2135)
-REAL REALITY 10296 4 4 1 45 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
-SHARDAVAN 9925 4 8 2 39 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)
-LT. BIRD 9365 3 3 39 SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)
-PRISONER 431 10161 3 5 38 DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)
-VICIOUS VIVIAN 9677 4 3 37 STREET WALKERS 3 (1754)
-RACCOON BOY 10307 2 3 37 SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)
-GRAMMAR VACCINE 12731 4 1 36 011510M (2233)
WYM WILDLEAF 7549 3 2 1 36 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)
ERTL WISESTAFF 7570 3 5 36 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)
GOADRIC 9088 3 1 1 35 PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRUDDLER 8396 3 4 33 GRIMM FATE (1546)
PARADISE 6467 1 0 33 ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221)
-MACHU PICCHU 10655 3 8 1 32 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)
-BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 3467 2 0 32 ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)
-WITCHY WOMAN 10420 3 2 31 SINGING SPELLCASTER (1879)
-CRAZY 54 11494 2 0 2 31 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)
-GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 3670 2 0 1 31 ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)
-PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164 2 2 31 MY TEEN YEARS (2313)
-MAYHEM 12889 2 2 31 SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)
-KISS YOUR * 6506 2 0 31 ROOKIE STYX 30 (1229)
-DEJA VU 12808 4 1 30 FLASHBACK! (2248)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CIXOXO 11951 2 3 30 SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)
-KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458 1 1 30 ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)
-EYEGOUGE 11765 2 3 29 KAOS ORCS (2140)
-SUZI DUZZ 9667 3 2 27 STREET WALKERS (1752)
-T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163 2 2 26 SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)
-LUMPWEED 10300 1 4 26 SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)
-STEALIN' 3619 1 1 25 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)
-SPICY TRICEP 13301 4 0 24 051410A (2337)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PHANTASMAL 9927 2 9 21 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)
-ECSTACY 13571 1 0 21 GOOD FEELINGS! (2385)
-ONE VISION 3484 1 1 21 ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)
-CLUMSY DIALECT 10101 3 3 20 072209H (1826)
-BROOKE SHIELDS 9681 3 4 20 STREET WALKERS 4 (1755)
-ROADIE 9 6387 1 1 20 ROOKIE STYX 6 (1205)
-CONCUR WHOLLY 9782 1 1 20 071709J (1774)
-DAVID SOUL 8294 0 2 19 SALEM'S LOT (1532)
-RODEO CLOWN 11743 1 3 18 TOUGHER GUYS (2136)
-PROPHET'S SONG 3573 1 1 18 ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)
-ONE MOMENT 8390 0 3 17 GRIMM WAIT (1545)
-SOCK 2043 1 1 16 4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)
-SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362 1 1 16 KAOSTIC (1429)
-GRABBY DATER 12686 2 0 15 011510H (2224)
SAPPORO 13938 1 0 15 BEER + WINE (2458)
-SHOTGUN WEDDING 13777 1 0 15 REDNECK RAMPAGE (2427)
-FLEA 2063 2 0 14 4 LETTER BUGS (407)
-SERENGETI PLAINS 12651 1 1 14 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)
-BALLMOOFIE 13178 1 1 14 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2316)
-CHEDDAR 11586 1 1 14 CHEESE (2105)
-CLETUS 12877 1 1 1 13 HARDEDGED (2260)
-HELPER HAND 4344 1 1 13 DOODS III (848)
-HEAVY METAL 6469 1 0 12 ROOKIE STYX 23 (1222)
-ONE MAN ARMY 6342 2 0 11 PUT UP OR SHUTUP (1198)
-SANDY ASKED 2031 1 1 11 WARRIORS (400)
-JEZEBETH 13239 1 1 11 HARDEDGED (2260)
-BRZOTOWSKI 13185 0 1 11 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
-SMITH CLAN 7040 3 1 10 SMITH SMACK (1332)
-BEST OF TIMES 6600 1 0 1 10 ROOKIE STYX 49 (1248)
-PRINCES O/T UNIVERSE 3663 1 1 10 ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)
-MISSES IPPI 12124 1 0 10 NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185)
-PHLEGM 13454 1 0 10 NOWNS XIII (2365)
-CAKE 11555 1 0 10 4 LETTER FOOD (2098)
-BRAIN 13446 1 0 10 NOUNS III (2364)
-SANDY 13567 1 0 10 DANGEROUS WOMEN (2384)
-SNIP 11547 1 1 9 4 LETTER PROCEDURES (2097)
-CRAZY 46 11482 1 0 9 CRAZY 88 13 (2084)
-BOTTLECAP 13459 1 0 9 NOUNS VIII (2366)
-SLIP 11667 1 0 9 WORDS III (2121)
MY BUTT HURTS 4636 0 1 9 ALIEN ABDUCTED ME (894)
-KAMMEREIS 13169 1 1 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2314)
-BEEN THERE BEFORE 6459 1 1 8 ROOKIE STYX 21 (1220)
-CRAZY 8 11434 1 1 8 CRAZY 88 3 (2074)
-FLEA 2125 0 2 8 DUDES (419)
-CRAZY 44 11483 0 1 7 CRAZY 88 13 (2084)
-LEG HAIR 13470 0 1 7 NOUNS XX (2369)
-WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 3667 0 1 7 ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)
-SILK 14699 0 1 7 OLD FRIENDS (2585)
-SMITHEREENS 7043 1 3 6 SMITH SMACK (1332)
-GOOD OLD FASHIONED 3634 0 2 6 ROOKIE QUEEN 41 (707)
-CRAZY 69 11518 0 2 6 CRAZY 88 20 (2091)
-SANITARIUM 10365 0 2 6 OF WOLF AND MAN? (1868)
-ANGRY 11693 0 2 6 WORDS IX (2126)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRAZY 39 11474 0 2 6 CRAZY 88 11 (2082)
-GERYON 13240 1 1 1 5 HARDEDGED (2260)
-YOU SUCK 13444 0 1 5 GROD FLAVORS (2363)
-EYEBROW 13463 0 1 5 NOUNS VII (2367)
-PANTS 13467 0 1 5 NOUNS XXI (2368)
-RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227 0 1 1 FIGHTING WITH IV (999)
-RONWE 13277 0 1 1 HARDEDGED (2260)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE 0 0 0 GOADRIC 9088 57 NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 WYM WILDLEAF 7549 57 NONE
SANDBOX CROW 6766 2 2 0 011609J 1278 CRAZY 54 11494 56
ULTIMATE MAGMA 10137 4 2 0 072409D 1833 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918 56
PRISONER 075 2591 16 24 2 DUNGEON CELL 07 511 CART GIRLS 4992 55
ALCATRAZ ISLAND 12123 0 1 0 NATIONAL WONDER 2185 CRAZY 54 11494 55
CALGARY STAMPED 13088 0 1 0 PASSPORT REQUIR 2132 CLETUS 12877 53 NOT REVENGED
FERNANDO NEIL 7819 3 1 0 SUPE FORCES 390 1446 SUPERSONIC SURP 11739 53 NOT REVENGED
BOTTLE 11675 0 1 0 WORDS IV 2122 BEST OF TIMES 6600 55
SKIDS 13236 1 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 1803 PRISONER 391 9473 54
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RETORT devastated HUGH KASSLE in a action packed 7 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KILLER BEES was savagely defeated by TOMATO TWISTER in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
CARNIVORUS SHEEP defeated SUPERSONIC SURPRISE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
CART GIRLS devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
D?S? OPEN? demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
CONSORTIUM DORK devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WYL WILDLEAF handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ERTL WISESTAFF vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOADRIC slaughtered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
WYM WILDLEAF executed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PARADISE overpowered MY BUTT HURTS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAPPORO devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 8 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 15 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 39 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 45 - 43 - 2 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 88 - 88 - 5 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 23 - 4 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 32 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 63 - 2 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 20 - 2 31 |
Turn 57 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CART GIRLS 4992 8 2 1 119 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
WALL OF STEEL CONSORTIUM DORK 7918 11 3 2 81 COOL DORKS (1379)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RETORT 8075 6 4 0 78 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
TOTAL PARRY CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036 7 1 0 57 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is D?S? OPEN? 6872. The most popular warrior this turn
was RETORT 8075. The ten other most popular fighters were SUPERSONIC SURPRISE 11739,
D?S? OPEN? 6872, TOMATO TWISTER 11354, CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036, CONSORTIUM DORK 7918,
WYL WILDLEAF 9103, ERTL WISESTAFF 7570, GOADRIC 9088, PARADISE 6467, and SAPPORO
13938.
The least popular fighter this week was MY BUTT HURTS 4636. The other ten least
popular fighters were HUGH KASSLE 4988, WYM WILDLEAF 7549, CART GIRLS 4992, KILLER
BEES 6889, SAPPORO 13938, PARADISE 6467, GOADRIC 9088, ERTL WISESTAFF 7570, WYL
WILDLEAF 9103, and CONSORTIUM DORK 7918.