DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/23/2010    Duedate: 10/06/2010

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 62

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LIMA BEAN EXPRESS
FOOD FIGHT! (2753)
(84-15582) [9-0-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NEW BREED                      LIMA BEAN EXPRESS
S. FORCES 7805 (917)           FOOD FIGHT! (2753)
(84-4784) [4-7-0,64]           (84-15582) [9-0-0,104]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SHARDAVAN                      SINGLETON
ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)          SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)
(84-9925) [7-9-2,60]           (84-5433) [7-8-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZODIAC KILLUZ (2195)          29 
2. PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)      22    071808U (967)
3. AZIONE (2804)                 21    Unchartered Team
4. GENUS GENIUS (1888)           21 
5. SERPENTS HOLD 17 (2343)       19    FOOD FIGHT! (2753)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FOOD FIGHT! (2753)         9   0  0 100.   1/ 8*FOOD FIGHT! (2753)        3  0 0
 2- 3*060310AV (2566)            4   0  0 100.   2/ 9*SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)  3  0 0
 3/ 9*SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)   3   0  0 100.   3- 1 SMITH SMACK (1332)        3  1 1
 4- 4*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)     3   0  0 100.   4/23*SERPENTS HOLD 91 (2831)   2  0 0
 5/11*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186)  3   0  0 100.   5- 6*SUPER FORCES A707 (2730)  2  0 0
 6/ 0*011510H (2224)             3   0  0 100.   6- 7*SUPER FORCES A709 (2731)  2  0 0
 7/15*SERPENTS HOLD 91 (2831)    2   0  0 100.   7/ 0*AZIONE (2804)             2  0 0
 8- 6*SUPER FORCES A707 (2730)   2   0  0 100.   8-10*ZEKE'S REVENGE (2830)     2  0 0
 9- 7*SUPER FORCES A709 (2731)   2   0  0 100.   9/29*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   2  0 0
10/ 0*AZIONE (2804)              2   0  0 100.  10-11 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   2  0 0
11-10*ZEKE'S REVENGE (2830)      2   0  0 100.  11- 3*060310AV (2566)           2  0 0
12/ 0*071709N (1776)             2   0  0 100.  12/28*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186) 2  0 0
13-12*OTTODROME 8 (2480)         2   0  0 100.  13- 4*PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)  2  0 0
14/24*PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)   2   0  0 100.  14/36 S. FORCES 7805 (917)      2  0 0
15-17*SUPER FORCES A707A (2732)  1   0  0 100.  15/40*PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  2  0 0
16-16*SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)   1   0  0 100.  16/ 2*070910I (2755)            2  1 0
17/ 0*011510BJ (2276)            1   0  0 100.  17/45*SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   2  1 0
18-18*NUMBER TWO'S (2345)        1   0  0 100.  18/44 DEATH ROW (2212)          2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*GENERATION GAP (2433)      1   0  0 100.  19/15*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  2  1 0
20-21*OTTODROME 10 (2482)        1   0  0 100.  20/54*PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)  2  1 0
21/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS50 (1688)   1   0  0 100.  21/17 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     2  2 0
22-23*EMOTHIONAL BAGGAGE (1328)  1   0  0 100.  22/16*SORES (2735)              2  3 0
23/ 2*070910I (2755)             4   1  0 80.0  23/62 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  2  5 0
24/26*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)    4   1  0 80.0  24/19*LOSERS' (2734)            2  8 0
25/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)   4   1  0 80.0  25-21 D.O.A. (2209)             1  0 1
26-25*PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)   6   2  1 75.0  26-24*SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)  1  0 0
27-27*060310AE (2549)            3   1  0 75.0  27-25*SUPER FORCES A707A (2732) 1  0 0
28/32*SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)    3   1  0 75.0  28/ 0*071709N (1776)            1  0 0
29/29*GENUS GENIUS (1888)        5   2  0 71.4  29/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   1  0 0
30-28 SMITH SMACK (1332)        18   8  2 69.2  30-34*OTTODROME 10 (2482)       1  0 0
31/ 0*072909G (1726)             6   3  0 66.7  31-12*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    1  0 0
32-36 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    6   4  1 60.0  32/ 0*011510H (2224)            1  0 0
33/45*PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)   3   2  0 60.0  33/ 0*011510BJ (2276)           1  0 0
34-38 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)   7   5  1 58.3  34-27*NUMBER TWO'S (2345)       1  0 0
35/30*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)     4   3  0 57.1  35/ 0*GENERATION GAP (2433)     1  0 0
36/ 0 071808U (967)              9   7  0 56.2  36-13*OTTODROME 8 (2480)        1  0 0
37-39 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302) 10   9  0 52.6  37/ 0 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   1  0 0
38-40*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   4   4  1 50.0  38-38*EMOTHIONAL BAGGAGE (1328) 1  0 0
39/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    4   4  0 50.0  39/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS50 (1688)  1  0 0
40-42*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316)  2   2  0 50.0  40/ 0 071808U (967)             1  0 0
41/33*SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)   2   2  0 50.0  41/ 0*HARDEDGED (2260)          1  1 1
42-43*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  2   2  0 50.0  42-42*ZOMBIE SQUAD 57 (2798)    1  1 0
43/34*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)   2   2  0 50.0  43-41*AREN'T WE COOL? (2700)    1  1 0
44-48*ZOMBIE SQUAD 57 (2798)     1   1  0 50.0  44-49*NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   1  1 0
45-47*AREN'T WE COOL? (2700)     1   1  0 50.0  45-57*060310AD (2548)           1  1 0
46/ 0*ZODIAC KILLUZ (2195)       1   1  0 50.0  46/82*KAOS ORCS (2140)          1  1 0
47-50*TULL TUNES TOO (2465)      1   1  0 50.0  47/30*SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)    1  1 0
48-51*OTTODROME 4 (2476)         1   1  0 50.0  48-43*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)   1  1 0
49/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)   1   1  0 50.0  49-46*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 1  1 0
50/ 0 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)    7   8  0 46.7  50/31*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   1  1 0
51/ 0 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   36  42  3 46.2  51-18*060310AE (2549)           1  1 0
52/53 DEATH ROW (2212)          61  74  4 45.2  52/ 0*ZODIAC KILLUZ (2195)      1  1 0
53/ 0*011609F (1274)             4   5  0 44.4  53-47*TULL TUNES TOO (2465)     1  1 0
54/52 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)    7   9  0 43.7  54-51 KAOS LORDS (920)          1  1 0
55-54*SUPE FORCES 0909 (1857)    3   4  0 42.9  55-59 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  1 0
56/41*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)    3   4  0 42.9  56-58 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  1  1 0
57-55 D.O.A. (2209)             36  49  2 42.4  57/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  1  1 0
58/31*SORES (2735)               2   3  0 40.0  58/73*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   1  2 0
59/56*BRITONS (2756)            15  25  0 37.5  59/70*SERPENTS HOLD 17 (2343)   1  2 0
60/59 S. FORCES 7805 (917)       4   7  0 36.4  60-55*WRATH OF GRIMEYE (2202)   1  2 0
61/37*SERPENTS HOLD VI (2832)    3   6  0 33.3  61/56*GENUS GENIUS (1888)       1  2 0
62/64*KAOS ORCS (2140)           3   6  0 33.3  62/50*SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  1  2 0
63/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)    2   4  0 33.3  63-61*GRIMM FATE (1546)         1  3 0
64/ 0*NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185)  1   2  0 33.3  64/60*FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       1  4 0
65-58*WRATH OF GRIMEYE (2202)    4   9  0 30.8  65/63*BRITONS (2756)            1  7 0
66/60 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  11  25  2 30.6  66-65*GREEKS (2747)             0  4 0
67/ 0*HARDEDGED (2260)           4  10  3 28.6  67/ 5*SERPENTS HOLD VI (2832)   0  4 0
68-62*NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)    2   5  0 28.6  68/68*FUNKY FOLK (2737)         0  3 0
69/72*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)    2   6  0 25.0  69/71*SERPENTS HOLD 606 (2375)  0  3 0
70/76*SERPENTS HOLD 17 (2343)    1   3  0 25.0  70-66*KAOSTIC (1429)            0  3 0
71/57*SERPENTS HOLD 606 (2375)   1   3  0 25.0  71/75 SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   0  3 0
72-66*060310AD (2548)            1   3  0 25.0  72-69*SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)  0  2 0
73-67 FORMER BOSSES (953)        7  22  0 24.1  73-67*THEM (2739)               0  2 0
74/68 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     11  38  2 22.4  74-74 KAOSS (1183)              0  2 0
75-69 KAOS LORDS (920)          10  36  1 21.7  75-77*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2745) 0  1 0
76-70 KAOSS (1183)               4  16  0 20.0  76/ 0 DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   0  1 0
77/61*LOSERS' (2734)             2   8  0 20.0  77/ 0*NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185) 0  1 0
78/65*FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)        1   4  0 20.0  78-48*OTTODROME 4 (2476)        0  1 0
79-71*GRIMM FATE (1546)          4  22  0 15.4  79/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)   0  1 0
80-73*KAOSTIC (1429)             1  14  0  6.7  80/ 0*011510X (2243)            0  1 0
81-75*GREEKS (2747)              0   4  0  0.0  81/ 0*072909G (1726)            0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/78*FUNKY FOLK (2737)          0   3  0  0.0  82-80*SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)  0  1 0
83-79*THEM (2739)                0   2  0  0.0  83/ 0*060310J (2528)            0  1 0
84-80*SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)   0   2  0  0.0  84-81*420  B.C. (2377)          0  1 0
85-82*SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)   0   2  0  0.0  85-83*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2316) 0  1 0
86/ 0*011510X (2243)             0   2  0  0.0  86/ 0*011609F (1274)            0  1 0
87-84*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2745)  0   1  0  0.0  87-52 MISISTERS OF DEFEN (1302) 0  1 0
88-86*420  B.C. (2377)           0   1  0  0.0  88-53*PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  0  1 0
89/ 0*060310J (2528)             0   1  0  0.0  89/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  0  1 0
90- 0*MEDAL OF HONOR R8 (802)    0   1  0  0.0  90- 0*MEDAL OF HONOR S4 (808)   0  1 0
91- 0*MEDAL OF HONOR S4 (808)    0   1  0  0.0  91- 0*MEDAL OF HONOR R8 (802)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Take a look at SERPENTS HOLD 91's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPE FORCES 1A04, who swept up 20 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at PASSPORT REQUIRED 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 16 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is S. FORCES 7805, who swept up 22 places in 
the ranks.  Take a look at PHILANTHROPISTS29's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 25 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
070910I, which fell to 16th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
SERPENTS HOLD 10, who swept up 28 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DEATH ROW's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 26 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is PHILANTHROPISTS22, 
who swept up 34 places in the ranks.  Take a look at PASSPORT REQUIRED's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 39 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KAOS ORCS, who swept up 36 places 
in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  SERPENTS HOLD 6 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 47th spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 31st to 50th place were the SUPE 
FORCES 0905.  Keep trying!  Take a look at SUPE FORCES 0908's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 15 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SERPENTS HOLD 17, who swept up 11 
places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SERPENTS HOLD 
618, which fell to 62nd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  SERPENTS HOLD VI may fall on you as 
it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 67th spot.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for CAPRICORN, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing BOA like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
MAYHEM, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles 
was 072909G's SILVER CYBORG, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by LIMA BEAN 
EXPRESS.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that MEDAL OF HONOR R8 was 
most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of MEDAL OF HONOR 
R8's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause BRITONS beats feet every time MEDAL OF HONOR R8 smiles at them.  
Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, MACHU PICCHU would 
be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  In a touching 
display by a 'touched' warrior, PAULINE went after MACHU PICCHU, who was higher by 20 
points.  Well, when the dust settled, PAULINE was beat by MACHU PICCHU.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIMA BEAN EXPRESS 15582       9   0    104         FOOD FIGHT! (2753)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 485 11985            3   0     78         DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    
 SILVER CYBORG 9531            6   3     77         072909G (1726)            
-SMITHERS 7044                 7   4  1  75         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
-HUGH KASSLE 4988              7  22     71         FORMER BOSSES (953)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEW BREED 4784                4   7     64         S. FORCES 7805 (917)      
 MACHU PICCHU 10655            6  10  1  63         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
-KILLER BEES 6889             10   9     61         MISISTERS OF DEFENS (1302)
-WYL WILDLEAF 9103             7   3  1  61         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
 CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN 10465       5   2     61         GENUS GENIUS (1888)       
 SHARDAVAN 9925                7   9  2  60         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
-REAL REALITY 10296            6   4  1  60         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
-GOADRIC 9088                  6   2  1  59         PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)  
-PIG FOOT 12494                2   7  1  58         D.O.A. (2209)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SINGLETON 5433                7   8     56         SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   
 MAHLICKYE 12610               8   2     55         DEATH ROW (2212)          
 GIAN CHILD 8531               7   9     54         SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)   
 WADER WICK 5060               4   3     51         071808U (967)             
 CUBIT STIRRER 6748            4   5     43         011609F (1274)            
-WYM WILDLEAF 7549             4   4  1  41         PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  
 PAULINE 15604                 5   4     39         BRITONS (2756)            
 MAYHEM 12889                  4   3     39         SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)    
 EYEGOUGE 11765                3   4     38         KAOS ORCS (2140)          
 DEATH ADDER 13079             3   1     38         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163    3   4     37         SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   
 ZOZUMZ LEAFWIN 9639           2   1     37         PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)  
-CRUDDLER 8396                 4   4     36         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
 LUMPWEED 10300                2   6     34         SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   
 UGLY AZURE 9791               2   0     34         071709N (1776)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHMAGOO 13326                 1   3     33         SERPENTS HOLD 17 (2343)   
 QUEEN OF THE NILE 12129       3   0     32         PASSPORT REQUIRED 3 (2186)
 VALDACERA 11973               2   2     32         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
 YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037           2   0     32         PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  
 HONARA 11955                  4   1     31         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
-BAKLAVA AUTOPSY 14594         4   0     31         060310AV (2566)           
-WYRD 15602                    3   4     30         BRITONS (2756)            
-CRATER LAKE 11896             2   1     27         NATIONAL WONDERS (1906)   
-COSMIC THUG 14044             2   0     27         OTTODROME 8 (2480)        
-SMITH CLAN 7040               6   1     26         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
 RAWHIDE GROWNUP 15595         4   1     26         070910I (2755)            
 GRABBY DATER 12686            3   0     26         011510H (2224)            
-LAUNDRY HANDWORK 14506        3   1     26         060310AE (2549)           
-BALLMOOFIE 13178              2   2     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2316)
 NIGEL 15606                   6   3     24         BRITONS (2756)            
 JEZEBETH 13239                2   1  1  24         HARDEDGED (2260)          
 CIXOXO 11951                  2   4     24         SUPE FORCES 1A05 (2161)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PHANTASMAL 9927               2  11     23         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
 BEVEN OMINAH 9032             3   1     22         PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  
 CAPRICORN 12188               1   0     22         ZODIAC KILLUZ (2195)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELEGANT PRANCER 12232         2   1     21         WRATH OF GRIMEYE (2202)   
-BRZOTOWSKI 13185              2   2     21         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
-MIST DRIVEN 7919              1   4     21         KAOSS (1183)              
 DIAMONDBACK 15867             3   0     20         SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)  
 ARIOC OMINAH 9066             2   2     20         PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  
 HEMLOCK 14097                 2   2     20         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
-BUM RAP 16025                 1   0     20         ZEKE'S REVENGE (2830)     
-SERENGETI PLAINS 12651        2   4     18         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
 VENOM 13518                   1   3     18         SERPENTS HOLD 606 (2375)  
-UNWED GRANNY 14503            1   3     18         060310AD (2548)           
 VIDEON 12618                  0   3     18         DRAGONS GUARD II (2188)   
-DJ GAMES 15448                2   0     17         SUPER FORCES A707 (2730)  
-BONDI BEACH 12157             1   4     17         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
 ROCK MONGER 12959             1   0     17         011510BJ (2276)           
 MISSES IPPI 12124             1   1     16         NATIONAL WONDERS 2 (2185) 
 HARLEQUIN 16031               2   0     15         SERPENTS HOLD 91 (2831)   
 BRENMO 9107                   1   0     15         PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  
 CLETUS 12877                  1   2  1  14         HARDEDGED (2260)          
-SILVER MAGIC 16027            1   0     14         ZEKE'S REVENGE (2830)     
-DHARMA FOR ONE 13969          1   1     14         TULL TUNES TOO (2465)     
 TOOL MOTEL 12780              0   2     14         011510X (2243)            
 FURIOSO 15890                 1   0     13         AZIONE (2804)             
-INFONATURA 15445              1   0     13         SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)  
-WHIP IT GOOD 14057            1   0     12         OTTODROME 10 (2482)       
 SWEET ICE TEA 13813           1   0     11         GENERATION GAP (2433)     
 WARTS 15473                   2   1     10         SORES (2735)              
-RAVEN 15453                   2   0     10         SUPER FORCES A709 (2731)  
-KOOK 7020                     1   0     10         EMOTHIONAL BAGGAGE (1328) 
-FOWEY 15461                   1   0     10         SUPER FORCES A707A (2732) 
-SCREAMER 13338                1   0     10         NUMBER TWO'S (2345)       
 GUTHLANDOR 9328               1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS50 (1688)  
-HELLYEAH! 15298               1   1      8         AREN'T WE COOL? (2700)    
-RON OBVIOUS 14025             1   1      8         OTTODROME 4 (2476)        
 CARLA MACCHINA 15891          1   0      8         AZIONE (2804)             
 SCORPIO 12192                 0   1      7         ZODIAC KILLUZ (2195)      
 FABLED YUPPIE 14404           0   1      7         060310J (2528)            
 CALARANDEL 9108               0   1      7         PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  
-AMSTERDAM HAZE 15540          0   1      7         PASSPORT REQUIRED 4 (2745)
-LYRE 14351                    0   2      6         SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)  
-LOPHOROTHON 15441             0   2      6         SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)  
-FREAK OF NATURE 12226         0   2      6         WRATH OF GRIMEYE (2202)   
 FRANK S. 15468                1   2      5         LOSERS' (2734)            
 CAM PAYNE 15478               1   2      5         FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       
 RHOMBA 16039                  1   1      5         SERPENTS HOLD VI (2832)   
-MAUWIE WAUWIE 13532           0   1      5         420  B.C. (2377)          
-DAWN 15861                    1   1      4         ZOMBIE SQUAD 57 (2798)    
 BOA 16037                     1   1      4         SERPENTS HOLD VI (2832)   
 HAMLET 15724                  0   2      2         BRITONS (2756)            
-WO 22 4140                    0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR S4 (808)   
-MICK 16030                    0   1      1         BRITONS (2756)            
-WON 2 4110                    0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR R8 (802)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALMARIC 15603           1  6 0 BRITONS 2756         SMITHEREENS 7043       59   
BEA LONG 15482          0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2737      MOUNTAIN TROLL         62  NONE
DIVINE GLIMPSE 4796     6 12 0 KAOS LORDS 920       SMITHERS 7044          61   
BOB B. 15469            1  2 0 LOSERS' 2734         SPYMASTER              62  NONE
LOU S. 15467            0  1 0 LOSERS' 2734         STONE GOLEM            62  NONE
TOP HAT 14022           0  1 0 OTTODROME 3 2475     ONION PITS! 14615      59   
JACQUELINE HYDE 14029   0  1 0 OTTODROME 5 2477     SILVERAIN 12626        59   
ASP 16038               1  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD V 2832 JEZEBETH 13239         62   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TALON 16036             0  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD V 2832 HIGH ELF               62  NONE
GANGRENE 15476          0  1 0 SORES 2735           SPYMASTER              62  NONE
RACCOON BOY 10307       3  4 0 SUPE FORCES 090 1857 PIG FOOT 12494         61   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TALON was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BOB B. was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LOU S. was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
GANGRENE was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BEA LONG was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PAULINE was viciously subdued by MACHU PICCHU in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN devastated MAYHEM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ARIOC OMINAH was overpowered by EYEGOUGE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ZOZUMZ LEAFWIN vanquished HEMLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
YOY SMILEBLOOM vanquished WARTS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LIMA BEAN EXPRESS overpowered SILVER CYBORG in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SHARDAVAN was overcome by NEW BREED in a 2 minute veteran's contest.
WADER WICK savagely defeated GIAN CHILD in a 9 minute bloody veteran's brawl.
SINGLETON viciously subdued CUBIT STIRRER in a popular 7 minute bloody expert's fight.
MAHLICKYE vanquished T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RAWHIDE GROWNUP was viciously subdued by DEATH ADDER in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
LUMPWEED overpowered MISSES IPPI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CIXOXO was overpowered by SHMAGOO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HONARA defeated VIDEON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
QUEEN OF THE NILE bested CLETUS in a popular 1 minute bout.
VALDACERA vanquished RHOMBA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
UGLY AZURE vanquished CAM PAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BEVEN OMINAH was defeated by NIGEL in a 5 minute match.
GRABBY DATER overpowered VENOM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOOL MOTEL was luckily beaten by DIAMONDBACK in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BOA was overpowered by CAPRICORN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARLEQUIN slimly won victory over FABLED YUPPIE in a 7 minute beginner's bout.
ASP was executed by JEZEBETH in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
FRANK S. was vanquished by BRENMO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAMLET was overpowered by ROCK MONGER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CALARANDEL was overpowered by SWEET ICE TEA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GUTHLANDOR defeated SCORPIO in a 2 minute novice's fight.
CARLA MACCHINA beat CONVICTED THIEF in a 6 minute beginner's bout.
FURIOSO demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         AIMED BLOW        54 -  38 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  34 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   76 -  85 -  7      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  33 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  75 -  3      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  16 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  31 -  3      34  |

Turn  62 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  9         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  6         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LIMA BEAN EXPRESS 15582     9   0  0  104 FOOD FIGHT! (2753)
WALL OF STEEL    SILVER CYBORG 9531          6   3  0   77 072909G (1726)
BASHING ATTACK   MAHLICKYE 12610             8   2  0   55 DEATH ROW (2212)
TOTAL PARRY      WADER WICK 5060             4   3  0   51 071808U (967)
AIMED BLOW       MAYHEM 12889                4   3  0   39 SERPENTS HOLD 6 (2263)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEATH ADDER 13079           3   1  0   38 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHARDAVAN 9925.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SINGLETON 5433.  The ten other most popular fighters were VIDEON 12618, CUBIT 
STIRRER 6748, BEA LONG 15482, EYEGOUGE 11765, MACHU PICCHU 10655, LIMA BEAN EXPRESS 
15582, LOU S. 15467, CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN 10465, GIAN CHILD 8531, and DEATH ADDER 13079.

The least popular fighter this week was WADER WICK 5060.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CALARANDEL 9108, HAMLET 15724, FRANK S. 15468, BOA 16037, VENOM 13518, 
CAM PAYNE 15478, CIXOXO 11951, MISSES IPPI 12124, T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163, and BOB 
B. 15469.