DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/02/2010    Duedate: 12/15/2010

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 67

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AIMLESS JOINER
071709H (1772)
(84-9769) [9-4-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CONSORTIUM DORK                PRISONER 485
COOL DORKS (1379)              DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)
(84-7918) [13-3-2,102]         (84-11985) [4-1-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GHOSTLY SECRET                 LOPHOROTHON
GRIMM WASTES (994)             SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)
(84-5925) [6-10-0,67]          (84-15441) [0-3-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JIM IS IN (2863)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KAOSTIC (1429)                40 
2. FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)           28    SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)
3. THEM (2739)                   27    Unchartered Team
4. 060310M (2531)                27 
5. FURRY-FURY (1428)             26    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*071709N (1776)             5   0  0 100.   1/ 9*JIM IS IN (2863)          4  3 1
 2/ 0*060310AV (2566)            5   0  0 100.   2/24*THEM (2739)               3  0 0
 3- 1*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2824)  4   0  0 100.   3/79*DEVIATION D (2326)        3  3 0
 4/ 0*051410A (2337)             4   0  0 100.   4- 2*LUROCIAN THIEVES (1817)   2  0 1
 5/ 6*BEJU MIA 3 (2765)          3   0  1 100.   5/14*SERPENTS HOLD 20 (2500)   2  0 1
 6- 7*LUROCIAN THIEVES (1817)    2   0  1 100.   6- 3*THE ORLANDO MOB 8 (2593)  2  0 0
 7- 8*THE ORLANDO MOB 8 (2593)   2   0  0 100.   7/19*NOUNS XVII (2666)         2  0 0
 8/22*NOUNS XVII (2666)          2   0  0 100.   8- 1*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2824) 2  0 0
 9- 9*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2810)  2   0  0 100.   9/44*LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)  2  0 0
10-10*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2823)  2   0  0 100.  10/43*WORDS II (2120)           2  0 0
11/36*LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)   2   0  0 100.  11/53*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       2  0 0
12-11*CRAZY 88 16 (2087)         2   0  0 100.  12/41*TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       2  0 0
13/34*WORDS II (2120)            2   0  0 100.  13/49*SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       2  0 0
14-14*NOWNS XIII (2365)          2   0  0 100.  14/50*MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      2  0 0
15/ 0*06030AT (2564)             2   0  0 100.  15/57 COOL DORKS (1379)         2  0 0
16/38*LUROCIAN IDIOTS (1703)     2   0  0 100.  16/60*LUROCIAN IDIOTS (1703)    2  0 0
17/39*DOODS II (847)             2   0  0 100.  17/65*DOODS II (847)            2  0 0
18/ 0*111610H (3172)             1   0  1 100.  18/ 6*SERPENTS HOLD B (2361)    2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-15*THE ORLANDO MOB 33 (2618)  1   0  1 100.  19/76*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  2  1 0
20/ 0*111610G (3171)             1   0  1 100.  20/77*WHY I WORRY (2744)        2  3 0
21-16*SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)   1   0  1 100.  21/89*FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       2  4 0
22/ 0*060310AU (2565)            1   0  1 100.  22/82*DEVIATION C (2325)        2  5 0
23/ 0*111610C (3167)             1   0  0 100.  23/10 ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     2  8 0
24-17*DA ORLANDO MOB VI (2710)   1   0  0 100.  24-12*THE ORLANDO MOB 33 (2618) 1  0 1
25-27*THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602)  1   0  0 100.  25/ 0*111610G (3171)            1  0 1
26-26*BAD TREK (2777)            1   0  0 100.  26/ 0*111610H (3172)            1  0 1
27/ 0*INFESTED! (2780)           1   0  0 100.  27/ 0*060310AU (2565)           1  0 1
28-19*THE ORLANDO MOB 36 (2621)  1   0  0 100.  28-15*WORDS IX (2126)           1  0 1
29-21*NOUNS XI (2657)            1   0  0 100.  29-13*SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  1  0 1
30-18*THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613)  1   0  0 100.  00/100*BEJU MIA 8 (2770)         1  0 0
31-29*8 SECONDS (2859)           1   0  0 100.  31-28*BAD TREK (2777)           1  0 0
32/ 0*LANE KIFFING IS (3153)     1   0  0 100.  32-27*THE ORLANDO MOB 36 (2621) 1  0 0
33/ 0*111610O (3179)             1   0  0 100.  33-30*THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 1  0 0
34/ 0*111610E (3169)             1   0  0 100.  34-18*NOUNS XI (2657)           1  0 0
35-25*DA ORLANDO MOB VII (2720)  1   0  0 100.  35-25*THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613) 1  0 0
36-24*DA ORLANDO MOB XX1 (2718)  1   0  0 100.  36/ 0*111610M (3177)            1  0 0
37/ 0*111610M (3177)             1   0  0 100.  37/ 0*070910H (2754)            1  0 0
38/ 0*420 B.C.A (2347)           1   0  0 100.  38/11*BEJU MIA 3 (2765)         1  0 0
39-32*OTTODROME 13 (2485)        1   0  0 100.  39-21*DA ORLANDO MOB VI (2710)  1  0 0
40/ 0*060310L (2530)             1   0  0 100.  40-22*DA ORLANDO MOB XX1 (2718) 1  0 0
41/ 0*060310M (2531)             1   0  0 100.  41/ 0*INFESTED! (2780)          1  0 0
42/ 0*060310AB (2546)            1   0  0 100.  42- 4*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2810) 1  0 0
43/ 0*060310AL (2556)            1   0  0 100.  43-69*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 1  0 0
44/ 0*060310AR (2562)            1   0  0 100.  44-70*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2815) 1  0 0
45-35*WORDS X (2128)             1   0  0 100.  45- 5*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2823) 1  0 0
46/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)   5   1  0 83.3  46-23*DA ORLANDO MOB VII (2720) 1  0 0
47/43 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)     9   2  0 81.8  47-31*8 SECONDS (2859)          1  0 0
48/42 COOL DORKS (1379)         13   3  2 81.3  48-16 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    1  0 0
49-44*SERPENTS HOLD 91 (2831)    4   1  0 80.0  49/ 0*LANE KIFFING IS (3153)    1  0 0
50/ 3*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)     4   1  0 80.0  50/ 0*111610C (3167)            1  0 0
51/ 0*060310AE (2549)            4   1  0 80.0  51/ 0*111610E (3169)            1  0 0
52-47*CRAZY 88 15 (2086)         3   1  2 75.0  52/ 0*111610O (3179)            1  0 0
53/49*011510BJ (2276)            3   1  0 75.0  53/ 0*BABYSITTER (1933)         1  0 0
54/ 0*4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)      3   1  0 75.0  54/ 0*06030AT (2564)            1  0 0
55/ 5*SUPERHEROES. (1711)        3   1  0 75.0  55-40*SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  1  0 0
56/ 0 071709H (1772)            10   4  0 71.4  56- 7*CRAZY 88 16 (2087)        1  0 0
57/ 0*070910I (2755)             4   2  0 66.7  57-42*WORDS X (2128)            1  0 0
58/58*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  4   2  0 66.7  58/35*071709N (1776)            1  0 0
59/45*SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)    4   2  0 66.7  59/47*011510BJ (2276)           1  0 0
60/56*MY TEEN YEARS (2313)       4   2  0 66.7  60/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   1  0 0
61/68*SERPENTS HOLD 20 (2500)    2   1  1 66.7  61/ 0 071709H (1772)            1  0 0
62-48*LUROCIAN CRITTERS (1712)   2   1  1 66.7  14/114*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 1  0 0
63/ 0*SUPER FORCES A707 (2730)   2   1  0 66.7  63/51*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 1  0 0
64/ 0*SUPER FORCES A709 (2731)   2   1  0 66.7  64/ 0*051410A (2337)            1  0 0
65/70*BEJU MIA 8 (2770)          2   1  0 66.7  65/ 0*420 B.C.A (2347)          1  0 0
66/75*SILKY SMOOTH (2310)        2   1  0 66.7  66-54*NOWNS XIII (2365)         1  0 0
67/13*SERPENTS HOLD B (2361)     2   1  0 66.7  67-55*NOUNS XXI (2368)          1  0 0
68/59*PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)   5   3  0 62.5  68-34*OTTODROME 13 (2485)       1  0 0
69/ 0*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (1519)  8   5  0 61.5  69/ 0*060310AV (2566)           1  0 0
70/88*THEM (2739)                3   2  0 60.0  70/ 0*060310L (2530)            1  0 0
71/67*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314)  3   2  0 60.0  71/ 0*060310M (2531)            1  0 0
72-55*SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)   3   2  0 60.0  72/ 0*060310AB (2546)           1  0 0
73/79*JIM IS IN (2863)           4   3  1 57.1  73/ 0*060310AD (2548)           1  0 0
74/54*WHY I WORRY (2744)         4   3  0 57.1  74/ 0*060310AE (2549)           1  0 0
75-60 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    13  10  0 56.5  75/ 0*060310AL (2556)           1  0 0
76/52*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)       5   4  0 55.6  76/ 0*060310AR (2562)           1  0 0
77/63*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)    5   4  0 55.6  77/ 0 S. FORCES 7805 (917)      1  0 0
78-62 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    35  31  2 53.0  78-56 DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    1  0 0
79/80*TOUGHER GUYS (2136)        3   3  0 50.0  79/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  1  0 0
80-64*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879)  3   3  0 50.0  80/ 0*POSITIVE ALTERNATI (1519) 1  0 0
81/12*TRUE METTLE (2194)         2   2  0 50.0  81/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/51*4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)     2   2  0 50.0  82/59*SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   1  0 0
83/50*DOODS III (848)            2   2  0 50.0  83/ 0*4 LETTER SPORES (409)     1  1 1
84/ 0*4 LETTER SPORES (409)      1   1  1 50.0  12/112*THE ORLANDO MOB 5 (2590)  1  1 0
19/119*THE ORLANDO MOB 5 (2590)   1   1  0 50.0  85/20*DA ORLANDO MOBA II (2707) 1  1 0
86/31*BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY (2917)   1   1  0 50.0  86/26 BRITONS (2756)            1  1 0
87/20*THE ORLANDO MOB 49 (2634)  1   1  0 50.0  87/29*THE ORLANDO MOB 18 (2603) 1  1 0
88/23*DA ORLANDO MOBA II (2707)  1   1  0 50.0  88/17*THE ORLANDO MOB 49 (2634) 1  1 0
89-71*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811)  1   1  0 50.0  89/32*BUBBA'S 2ND ARMY (2905)   1  1 0
90-72*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2815)  1   1  0 50.0  90/33*BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY (2917)  1  1 0
91-73*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2822)  1   1  0 50.0  91/36*SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      1  1 0
92/28*THE ORLANDO MOB 18 (2603)  1   1  0 50.0  25/125*NOUNS XX (2369)           1  1 0
93/30*BUBBA'S 2ND ARMY (2905)    1   1  0 50.0  93/38*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    1  1 0
94/ 0*070910H (2754)             1   1  0 50.0  94/48*SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   1  1 0
95/ 0*SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)   1   1  0 50.0  95/ 0*4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)     1  1 0
96/ 0*BABYSITTER (1933)          1   1  0 50.0  96/61*SUPERHEROES. (1711)       1  1 0
97/ 0*NUMBER TWO'S (2345)        1   1  0 50.0  33/133 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)    1  1 0
98-76*NOUNS XXI (2368)           1   1  0 50.0  98/62*WARRIORS 2 (401)          1  1 0
99/41*WARRIORS 2 (401)           1   1  0 50.0  99/63*WARRIORS 3 (402)          1  1 0
00/40*WARRIORS 3 (402)           1   1  0 50.0  00/64*4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)    1  1 0
01-77 DEATH ROW (2212)          61  76  4 44.5  01/66*DOODS III (848)           1  1 0
02/ 0 S. FORCES 7805 (917)       5   7  0 41.7  02/73 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  1  2 0
03/65*BEJU MIA 1 (2763)          2   3  0 40.0  03/72 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     1  2 0
04/ 0*060310AD (2548)            2   3  0 40.0  04/68*THE INQUISITION V (2966)  1  3 0
05/66*011510X (2243)             2   3  0 40.0  05-80*BATTLE FROGS (2064)       1  3 0
06/81 BRITONS (2756)            16  26  0 38.1  06/95 GRIMM WASTES (994)        1  3 0
04/104*DEVIATION D (2326)         3   5  0 37.5  07-81*FURRY FURY (991)          1  4 1
08/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)    3   5  0 37.5  08/78*FUNKY FOLK (2737)         1  4 0
09/82 ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     40  69  7 36.7  09-83*DEVIATION E (2327)        1  4 0
10/84 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  14  27  2 34.1  10/96 GRIMM FATE (1546)         1  4 0
11/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)   4   8  0 33.3  11/91*KAOSTIC (1429)            1  6 0
12/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)    3   6  0 33.3  12/84 FURRY-FURY (1428)         1  8 0
13-86*BATTLE FROGS (2064)        3   6  0 33.3  13/85*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    0  9 0
14/99*UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        2   4  0 33.3  14/87*FIGHTING WITH III (998)   0  7 0
15-87*WORDS IX (2126)            1   2  1 33.3  15/86 KAOS ORCS (2140)          0  4 0
16/ 0*060310BH (2580)            1   2  1 33.3  16-90 KAOSS (1183)              0  3 0
17/ 0*AREN'T WE COOL? (2700)     1   2  0 33.3  17/ 0*111610F (3170)            0  2 0
18/ 0*KITCHEN KILLERS (2247)     1   2  0 33.3  04/104*THE INQUISITION IV (2968) 0  2 0
19/74*DUNGEON CELL 49 (2258)     1   2  0 33.3  01/101*100% BEEF (2855)          0  2 0
14/114*NOUNS XX (2369)            1   2  0 33.3  06/106*GENERATION ZERO (2889)    0  2 0
21/ 0*060310AW (2568)            1   2  0 33.3  13/113*THE INQUISITION I (2967)  0  2 0
22/ 0*ES IS SUPER (1329)         1   2  0 33.3  17/117*DUNGEON CELL 49 (2258)    0  2 0
23/ 0*HARDEDGED (2260)           5  12  3 29.4  23/ 8*TRUE METTLE (2194)        0  2 0
24/90 GRIMM WASTES (994)        13  32  0 28.9  26/126*SERPENTS HOLD 601 (2370)  0  2 0
25/98*DEVIATION C (2325)         2   5  0 28.6  19/119*WORDS VI (2125)           0  2 0
06/106*FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)        3   9  0 25.0  29/129*CHEESE (2105)             0  2 0
27-93*FURRY FURY (991)           2   6  1 25.0  35/135*LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)    0  2 0
28/69*THE INQUISITION V (2966)   1   3  0 25.0  28/ 0*DOODS V (850)             0  2 0
29-94*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)         1   3  0 25.0  09-109*THE ORLANDO MOB 20 (2605) 0  1 0
30/89*CHEESE (2105)              1   3  0 25.0  30/ 0*LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)    0  1 0
31/95 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     12  40  2 23.1  31/ 0*070910I (2755)            0  1 0
32/91 FURRY-FURY (1428)          5  17  0 22.7  05-105*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  0  1 0
33/97 KAOS ORCS (2140)           3  12  0 20.0  33-71*SERPENTS HOLD 91 (2831)   0  1 0
01-101*DEVIATION E (2327)         1   4  0 20.0  07-107*BUBBA'S 10TH ARMY (2898)  0  1 0
02/102 GRIMM FATE (1546)          6  26  0 18.7  08-108*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   0  1 0
03-103 KAOSS (1183)               4  20  0 16.7  36-97*THE ORLANDO MOB 35 (2620) 0  1 0
37/96*FIGHTING WITH III (998)    2  10  0 16.7  37/92*BEJU MIA 1 (2763)         0  1 0
07/107*KAOSTIC (1429)             3  20  0 13.0  38/ 0*SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)  0  1 0
05/105*FUNKY FOLK (2737)          1   7  0 12.5  39/ 0*SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)  0  1 0
08/108*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     0  10  0  0.0  03-103*DA ORLANDO MOB V (2709)   0  1 0
11/111*LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)     0   4  0  0.0  02-102*OSCAR WORTHY (2856)       0  1 0
42/ 0*SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)   0   3  0  0.0  42/ 0*070910C (2771)            0  1 0
18/118*SERPENTS HOLD 601 (2370)   0   3  0  0.0  43/ 0*111610B (3166)            0  1 0
10-110*SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)   0   3  0  0.0  44/ 0*SUPER FORCES A707 (2730)  0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
22/122*100% BEEF (2855)           0   2  0  0.0  45/ 0*SUPER FORCES A709 (2731)  0  1 0
25/125*THE INQUISITION IV (2968)  0   2  0  0.0  46-98*THE ORLANDO MOB 1 (2586)  0  1 0
13-113*PLATONIC SOLIDS (2946)     0   2  0  0.0  47/ 0*AREN'T WE COOL? (2700)    0  1 0
27/127*GENERATION ZERO (2889)     0   2  0  0.0  10-110*THE ORLANDO MOB 47 (2632) 0  1 0
49/ 0*111610F (3170)             0   2  0  0.0  49-67*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2822) 0  1 0
32/132*THE INQUISITION I (2967)   0   2  0  0.0  50/ 0*111610N (3178)            0  1 0
16-116*GROD FLAVORS (2363)        0   2  0  0.0  51-75*CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        0  1 0
17-117*NOUNS VII (2367)           0   2  0  0.0  28-128*CHOLESTEROL (2096)        0  1 0
36/136*WORDS VI (2125)            0   2  0  0.0  30-130*D&D (2112)                0  1 0
54/ 0*DOODS V (850)              0   2  0  0.0  23-123*NOUNS VII (2367)          0  1 0
55/ 0*070910C (2771)             0   1  0  0.0  27-127*SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)  0  1 0
56/ 0*111610N (3178)             0   1  0  0.0  56/ 0*HARDEDGED (2260)          0  1 0
20-120*THE ORLANDO MOB 20 (2605)  0   1  0  0.0  57/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   0  1 0
24-124*DA ORLANDO MOB V (2709)    0   1  0  0.0  18-118*SINGING SPELLCASTE (1879) 0  1 0
30-130*THE ORLANDO MOB 35 (2620)  0   1  0  0.0  24-124*LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)      0  1 0
23-123*OSCAR WORTHY (2856)        0   1  0  0.0  60-94 DEATH ROW (2212)          0  1 0
26-126*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)   0   1  0  0.0  61/39*011510X (2243)            0  1 0
28-128*BUBBA'S 10TH ARMY (2898)   0   1  0  0.0  62/ 0*NUMBER TWO'S (2345)       0  1 0
29-129*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)    0   1  0  0.0  63/ 0*KITCHEN KILLERS (2247)    0  1 0
31-131*THE ORLANDO MOB 1 (2586)   0   1  0  0.0  64/ 0*060310BH (2580)           0  1 0
65/ 0*LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)     0   1  0  0.0  21-121*GROD FLAVORS (2363)       0  1 0
66/ 0*111610B (3166)             0   1  0  0.0  66-74*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        0  1 0
21-121*THE ORLANDO MOB 47 (2632)  0   1  0  0.0  67/ 0*060310AW (2568)           0  1 0
37-137*LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)       0   1  0  0.0  31-131*LUROCIAN CRITTERS (1712)  0  1 0
34-134*CHOLESTEROL (2096)         0   1  0  0.0  69/ 0*ES IS SUPER (1329)        0  1 0
35-135*D&D (2112)                 0   1  0  0.0  10-210*PLATONIC SOLIDS (2946)    0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail BLACKSTONE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as PRIESTS OF SYRINX 20 
is pushed out of top team by JIM IS IN, who came from 9th with a 2-0-1 this turn.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THEM has turned a 2-0-0 
into 2nd place from 24th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as DEVIATION D's 3-5-0 has earned 
them 3rd place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks 
for NOUNS XVII tonight, to honor their rise to 7th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  LUROCIAN REPTILES has 
turned a 1-0-0 into 9th place from 44th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as WORDS II's 2-0-0 has 
earned them 10th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  UP YOUR NOSE has turned a 1-0-0 into 11th place from 53rd.  Give me 
the recipe!  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for TOUGHER GUYS 
tonight, to honor their rise to 12th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SILKY SMOOTH has turned a 1-0-0 into 
13th place from 49th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as MY TEEN YEARS' 4-2-0 has earned them 
14th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
COOL DORKS has turned a 1-0-0 into 15th place from 57th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for LUROCIAN IDIOTS tonight, to 
honor their rise to 16th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as DOODS II's 2-0-0 has earned 
them 17th place in the ranks.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SERPENTS HOLD B this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 12 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PHILANTHROPISTS16 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 19th place from 76th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as WHY I WORRY's 
4-3-0 has earned them 20th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is 
buying the drinks for FUNKY FOLK 2 tonight, to honor their rise to 21st after this 
turns 2-1-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Warty Toad, seeing as DEVIATION C's 2-5-0 has earned them 22nd place in the ranks.  
ELVENDEN SHIRE must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 10th to 23rd this 
turn, with a 0-5-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  BEJU MIA 8 has turned a 1-0-0 into 30th place from 100th.  Give me the 
recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to BEJU MIA 3 for 
their drop to 38th from 11th.  A 1-0-0 can do that.  071709N must be either in pain, 
or numb, having dropped from 35th to 58th this turn, with a 1-0-0 acting as the 
weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 011510BJ this turn, a 1-0-0 causing a 12 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SUPERIOR FORCES 4A06's 
3-2-0 has earned them 62nd place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to SUPERIOR FORCES 4A01 for their drop to 63rd from 51st.  A 
1-0-0 can do that.  SUPE FORCES 7905 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 59th to 82nd this turn, with a 1-0-0 acting as the weight.  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for THE ORLANDO MOB 5 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 84th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for DA 
ORLANDO MOBA III this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 65 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out 
to BRITONS for their drop to 86th from 26th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, 
but it pours for THE ORLANDO MOB 18 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 58 flight drop in 
the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  THE ORLANDO MOB 49 must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 17th to 88th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to BUBBA'S 2ND ARMY 
for their drop to 89th from 32nd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 57 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to SECRET TRYSTS for their drop to 91st from 36th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  NOUNS XX has turned a 
1-0-0 into 92nd place from 125th.  Give me the recipe!  DUNGEON CELL 48 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 38th to 93rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SERPENTS HOLD 10 this turn, 
a 0-1-0 causing a 46 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SUPERHEROES. for their drop 
to 96th from 61st.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SATAN'S KINGDOM's 9-2-0 has earned them 97th 
place in the ranks.  WARRIORS 2 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
62nd to 98th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for WARRIORS 3 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 36 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to 4 LETTER CLOTHES for their drop to 100th from 64th.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  DOODS III must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 66th to 101st 
this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to PASSPORT REQUIRED for their drop to 102nd from 73rd.  A 1-1-0 
can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 31 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  THE 
INQUISITION V must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 68th to 104th this 
turn, with a 0-2-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to GRIMM WASTES for their drop to 106th from 95th.  A 1-1-0 can do that.  
FUNKY FOLK must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 78th to 108th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for GRIMM 
FATE this turn, a 1-2-0 causing a 14 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that 
team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to KAOSTIC 
for their drop to 111th from 91st.  A 1-3-0 can do that.  FURRY-FURY must be either 
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 84th to 112th this turn, with a 0-4-0 acting as 
the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to FIGHTING WITH 
IV for their drop to 113th from 85th.  A 0-4-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for FIGHTING WITH III this turn, a 0-3-0 causing a 27 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  KAOS ORCS must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 86th to 115th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THE INQUISITION IV for their 
drop to 118th from 104th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
100% BEEF this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 18 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  GENERATION ZERO must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 106th to 120th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to TRUE METTLE for their drop to 
123rd from 8th.  A 0-2-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for BEJU MIA 1 
this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 45 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a 
dry towel.  And let's see, BUTT GOBLIN fought ALGARICEPT and gained 27 points and 
contributed to 060310M's 1-0-0.  NINJA BUTTER has lost to MANAGER WASTE, falling 7 
points, while helping make THE INQUISITION V a 0-2-0 turn.  And all eyes were on 
AIMLESS JOINER this turn as it ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  BLACKSTONE has 
a new victor!  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  DUNGEON CELL 32 has cause to stand 
tall, as they were BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And avoiding DUNGEON CELL 32 more than any other team we find COOL 
DORKS.  BLACKSTONE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, 
sports fans, take notice that SERENGETI PLAINS from PASSPORT REQUIRED was 
BLACKSTONE's most challenged warrior this turn.  I don't know about you, but 
CONSORTIUM DORK challenging down 17 points to ELVENDEN SHIRE's NO, is not really 
worthy of COOL DORKS.  I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards looking 
for easy wins.  CONSORTIUM DORK overcame NO, is nothing sacred?  Building dreams on 
hope, SANCHEZ challenged up 28 points this turn to take on THREATCH from 
PHILANTHROPISTS16 stable.  And though SANCHEZ lost to THREATCH, the valiant attempt 
earned him 3 worth of recognition.  Foolhardiness can sometimes pay.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that BLACKSTONE has more dishwashers per capita 
that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, BLACKSTONE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BLACKSTONE and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen 
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AIMLESS JOINER 9769           9   4     98         071709H (1772)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSORTIUM DORK 7918         13   3  2 102         COOL DORKS (1379)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 485 11985            4   1     84         DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    
-PRISONER 321 5984            12   6     82         DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129)    
 UGLY AZURE 9791               5   0     75         071709N (1776)            
 CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036         9   2     74         SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)    
 NO 15517                      9   4  1  72         ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     
 SHARDAVAN 9925                8  11  2  71         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (1803)     
 NEW BREED 4784                5   7     70         S. FORCES 7805 (917)      
 GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           6  10     67         GRIMM WASTES (994)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUDDLER 8396                 6   4     55         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
-DOMINION 16670               10   5     53         DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    
 KO'D KANGAROO 7727            5   4     53         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
 LT. BIRD 9365                 5   4     53         SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   
-MAHLICKYE 12610               8   4     52         DEATH ROW (2212)          
 PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164         4   2     52         MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      
 PINKY SWEAR 10329             5   4     50         SECRET TRYSTS (1861)      
 RODEO CLOWN 11743             3   3     49         TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       
 ERTL WISESTAFF 7570           4   7     47         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  
 PAULINE 15604                 6   5     46         BRITONS (2756)            
-CRAZY 54 11494                3   1  2  46         CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        
 MANDISA 8223                  3   3     45         POSITIVE ALTERNATIV (1519)
 LUMPWEED 10300                3   6     42         SUPE FORCES 0908 (1856)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUGAR DADDIES 11735           2   4     41         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
 BAKLAVA AUTOPSY 14594         5   0     40         060310AV (2566)           
 BRZOTOWSKI 13185              4   2     40         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
 SIZE TWENTY ONE 13221         1   1     40         DEVIATION C (2325)        
 DEATH ADDER 13079             4   2     39         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
 BOAT 15678                    3   0  1  39         BEJU MIA 3 (2765)         
 EYEGOUGE 11765                3   9     38         KAOS ORCS (2140)          
 ROCK MONGER 12959             3   1     38         011510BJ (2276)           
 MAMBA 14172                   2   1  1  35         SERPENTS HOLD 20 (2500)   
 LISSOME 13146                 2   1     35         SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPICY TRICEP 13301            5   0     33         051410A (2337)            
 BEVEN OMINAH 9032             4   1     33         PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  
 JEZEBETH 13239                3   2  1  33         HARDEDGED (2260)          
 KAMMEREIS 13169               3   2     33         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2314)
-BLUE BADGER 5186              2   2  1  33         FURRY FURY (991)          
 BOOMER 13430                  2   1     33         SERPENTS HOLD B (2361)    
 ALL CLAD 12800                1   2     33         KITCHEN KILLERS (2247)    
 PRISONER 492 12858            1   2     33         DUNGEON CELL 49 (2258)    
 THREATCH 7566                 5   3     32         PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  
 T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163    3   5     32         SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   
 SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362        3   1     32         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 LAUNDRY HANDWORK 14506        4   1     31         060310AE (2549)           
 SOCK 2043                     2   2     31         4 LETTER CLOTHES (403)    
 DRAFTY BAFFOON 4340           2   0     31         DOODS II (847)            
 RAWHIDE GROWNUP 15595         4   2     30         070910I (2755)            
 BONDI BEACH 12157             2   4     30         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
 SERENGETI PLAINS 12651        2   6     30         PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  
-HEMLOCK 14097                 3   2     29         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
-HARBINGER FROG 11369          3   1     29         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 TOOL MOTEL 12780              2   3     29         011510X (2243)            
 LEBRON LEAVING 15536          2   0     28         WHY I WORRY (2744)        
 UNWED GRANNY 14503            2   3     27         060310AD (2548)           
-ANGRY 11693                   1   2  1  27         WORDS IX (2126)           
 BUTT GOBLIN 14415             1   0     27         060310M (2531)            
 MY LAST $100 15701            2   1     26         BEJU MIA 8 (2770)         
 COPPERHEAD 10025              2   0     26         LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)  
 DUMGUM 9404                   2   0     26         LUROCIAN IDIOTS (1703)    
-CRAZY 58 11499                2   0     26         CRAZY 88 16 (2087)        
 POMPEII 13227                 1   1     26         DEVIATION D (2326)        
 KATRINA 13228                 2   0     25         DEVIATION D (2326)        
 WHISTLE-BLOWERS 15126         2   0     25         NOUNS XVII (2666)         
-MAMBA 13498                   1   0  1  25         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  
 THE LOATHING 15492            2   0     24         THEM (2739)               
 NINTH CHAOTIC NUN 14660       1   2  1  24         060310BH (2580)           
 UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593         1   1     24         070910H (2754)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORRISON HOTEL 16204          2   0     23         JIM IS IN (2863)          
-HIGH PRIEST 65 15994          2   0     23         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 2 (2824)
 BARF 14598                    2   0     22         4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)     
-HIGH PRIEST 64 15991          2   0     22         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 2 (2824)
-HARLEQUIN 16031               4   1     21         SERPENTS HOLD 91 (2831)   
-PHLEGM 13454                  2   0     21         NOWNS XIII (2365)         
 CAL IPSO 15480                1   1     21         FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       
 PERFECT VARIABLE 17910        1   0     21         111610M (3177)            
-DUNGEON 15078                 1   0     21         NOUNS XI (2657)           
-HIGH PRIEST 33 15944          1   1     21         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 1 (2815)
-PERPETUAL 14073               1   0     21         OTTODROME 13 (2485)       
 HELPER HAND 4344              2   2     20         DOODS III (848)           
 PHOTO 11662                   2   0     20         WORDS II (2120)           
 MAMMOTH HOBBLER 14582         2   0     20         06030AT (2564)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUKE 14599                    1   1     20         4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)     
 KYLSEN 16515                  1   1     20         BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY (2917)  
 DOG GRENADE 9446              1   1     20         SUPERHEROES. (1711)       
-YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234       1   0     20         DEVIATION E (2327)        
 HELLYEAH! 15298               1   2     19         AREN'T WE COOL? (2700)    
 SARONG NACHOS 14543           1   0     19         060310AL (2556)           
 PRISSY ORIFICE 14413          1   0     19         060310L (2530)            
 INTEGER YELP 14491            1   0     19         060310AB (2546)           
-UNI!! 11624                   0   1     19         D&D (2112)                
 SHILANDRA 15515               4   6     18         ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     
-HIGH PRIEST 62 15987          2   0     18         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 1 (2823)
 ADROIT SHIV 14588             1   0  1  18         060310AU (2565)           
-CRAZY 69 11518                1   3     18         CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        
 INCENDIARY DEVICE 13220       1   1     18         DEVIATION C (2325)        
 DJ GAMES 15448                2   1     17         SUPER FORCES A707 (2730)  
 RAVEN 15453                   2   1     17         SUPER FORCES A709 (2731)  
 OPIATE SINNER 17884           1   0  1  17         111610G (3171)            
 ATHLETE LADDY 14604           1   2     17         060310AW (2568)           
 MANAGER WASTE 17921           1   0     17         111610O (3179)            
-LYRE 14351                    0   3     17         SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)  
 MOLD 2076                     1   1  1  16         4 LETTER SPORES (409)     
 INBRED ASSASSIN 17889         1   0  1  16         111610H (3172)            
-HORSELESS PAPER 14865         1   0  1  16         THE ORLANDO MOB 33 (2618) 
 DETHNEL 12184                 1   1     16         TRUE METTLE (2194)        
 BIG PINCER 14574              1   0     16         060310AR (2562)           
 DWARF CRAPS 2036              1   1     16         WARRIORS 2 (401)          
 FATAL REEK 2040               1   1     16         WARRIORS 3 (402)          
 CALM SEEDPAD 4356             0   2     16         DOODS V (850)             
 GLOBAL WARMING 15537          0   2     16         WHY I WORRY (2744)        
-HIGH PRIEST 18 15919          2   0     15         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 6 (2810)
 COW 15666                     1   2     15         BEJU MIA 1 (2763)         
 FLORA BRADBURY 10696          1   1     15         BABYSITTER (1933)         
 CUERVO GOLD 13347             1   0     15         420 B.C.A (2347)          
-PREDICATE STASH 14880         1   0     15         THE ORLANDO MOB 36 (2621) 
 LOPHOROTHON 15441             0   3     15         SUPER FORCES A701 (2728)  
 SHMAGOO 13497                 0   3     15         SERPENTS HOLD 601 (2370)  
 DOORS OF PERCEPTION 16202     2   0  1  14         JIM IS IN (2863)          
 GUNNY ALWAYS 16445            1   1     14         BUBBA'S 2ND ARMY (2905)   
 SINISTER APPETITE 14726       1   1     14         THE ORLANDO MOB 5 (2590)  
 CHEDDAR 11586                 1   3     14         CHEESE (2105)             
 SCREAMER 13338                1   1     14         NUMBER TWO'S (2345)       
-HIGH PRIEST 22 15924          1   1     14         PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 
-HIGH PRIEST 58 15984          1   1     14         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 1 (2822)
-PANTS 13467                   1   1     14         NOUNS XXI (2368)          
 HAT 11688                     0   2     14         WORDS VI (2125)           
 FLESHY FOREFOOT 17873         1   0     13         111610E (3169)            
-HEARTY SABRE 15395            1   0     13         DA ORLANDO MOB VII (2720) 
 ARROGANT 17766                1   0     13         LANE KIFFING IS (3153)    
 FINNED BOWLER 15707           0   1     13         070910C (2771)            
 TOE HAIR 13471                1   1     12         NOUNS XX (2369)           
-STEALTH 10055                 1   0  1  11         LUROCIAN THIEVES (1817)   
-ROSEY WOMB 15387              1   0     11         DA ORLANDO MOB XX1 (2718) 
-PENGUIN KING 16409            0   1     11         BUBBA'S 10TH ARMY (2898)  
-PRETTY BOY 16414              0   1     11         BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   
-MUDSLINGER 16185              1   0     10         8 SECONDS (2859)          
 PAT E. CAKE 17772             1   0     10         FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       
-RUST BEAGLE 14740             1   0     10         THE ORLANDO MOB 8 (2593)  
 HOUSE 9435                    0   4     10         LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)    
-KISSES DEKATED 15346          1   0      9         DA ORLANDO MOB VI (2710)  
-FIERCELY POTENT 14842         1   0      9         THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613) 
-SPOCK'S BRAIN 15749           1   0      9         BAD TREK (2777)           
-MERELY BEEFSTEAK 14742        1   0      9         THE ORLANDO MOB 8 (2593)  
-THONG RENAISSANCE 14786       1   0      9         THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DECEIT 10057                  1   0      9         LUROCIAN THIEVES (1817)   
-CASS TRAITOR 16368            1   0      9         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
-GRAPHITE 11704                1   0      9         WORDS X (2128)            
 ICONIC ROCK 14948             1   1      8         THE ORLANDO MOB 49 (2634) 
 SMUTTY RUSHER 14793           1   1      8         THE ORLANDO MOB 18 (2603) 
 INFONATURA 15445              1   1      8         SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)  
 EQUITY TALENT 15331           1   1      8         DA ORLANDO MOBA III (2707)
 RODENT INVASION 15765         1   0      7         INFESTED! (2780)          
-JOKER ON MY LEFT 16205        0   1      7         JIM IS IN (2863)          
-SMELLY SLIPPER 15342          0   1      7         DA ORLANDO MOB V (2709)   
-MOTIVELESS ZING 14706         0   1      7         THE ORLANDO MOB 1 (2586)  
-BUTTER 11542                  0   1      7         CHOLESTEROL (2096)        
-CLINTON'S DENIAL 16167        0   1      7         OSCAR WORTHY (2856)       
-RISING TIDE 13233             0   1      7         DEVIATION E (2327)        
-SQUINTING EYES 13488          0   1      7         FIGHTING WITH III (998)   
-CALLUSED MYNA 14804           0   1      7         THE ORLANDO MOB 20 (2605) 
-LEOPARD ON MY RIGHT 16203     0   1      7         JIM IS IN (2863)          
-PIT BULL 10032                0   1      7         LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)      
-WHITE-HOT PILE 14939          0   1      7         THE ORLANDO MOB 47 (2632) 
-STINGER 16339                 0   1      7         SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  
-PORT-AU-PRINCE 13226          0   2      6         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-EYEBROW 13463                 0   2      6         NOUNS VII (2367)          
-YOU SUCK 13444                0   2      6         GROD FLAVORS (2363)       
 HAIR TRIGGER 16162            0   2      6         100% BEEF (2855)          
 LUCKLESS RAINBOW 17862        1   0      5         111610C (3167)            
 FLURRY FOX 15731              0   1      5         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
 NINJA BUTTER 16788            1   1      4         THE INQUISITION V (2966)  
 SANCHEZ 16794                 0   2      4         THE INQUISITION I (2967)  
 RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       0   3      3         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    
 I HATE DRAT 16798             0   2      2         THE INQUISITION IV (2968) 
 FATE BLIZZARD 16789           0   2      2         THE INQUISITION V (2966)  
 SANCHISE 16365                0   2      2         GENERATION ZERO (2889)    
 FANATIC MINION 17919          0   1      1         111610N (3178)            
-MYSHIVER 7728                 0   1      1         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
 ALGARICEPT 15021              0   1      1         LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)    
 LUSTFUL ADMIRAL 17876         0   1      1         111610F (3170)            
 WOBBLY MEOW 17856             0   1      1         111610B (3166)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      INBRED ASSASSIN 17889  67  NONE
GRAVEN POISONER 17879   0  1 0 111610F 3170         MOLD 2076              67   
FI 15609                1  1 0 ELVENDEN SHIRE 2743  OPIATE SINNER 17884    67   
SLICK 7027              1  2 0 ES IS SUPER 1329     DOORS OF PERCEP 16202  67   
DAP 17785               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 BANDIT PRINCE          67  NONE
DAQ 17784               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 BLACK ORC              67  NONE
DAR 17783               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 SPYMASTER              67  NONE
DAH 17788               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH IV 999 HIGH ELF               67  NONE
DAX 17791               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH IV 999 SHEWISH GIANT          67  NONE
DAY 17790               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH IV 999 ARENAMASTER            67  NONE
ROD KNEE 16709          0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2737      BANDIT PRINCE          67  NONE
BEN ZEENE 16050         0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2 2736    MOUNTAIN TROLL         67  NONE
DAJ 17787               0  1 0 FURRY-FURY 1428      ARENAMASTER            67  NONE
DAK 17786               0  1 0 FURRY-FURY 1428      BANDIT PRINCE          67  NONE
DAM 17793               0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      BANDIT PRINCE          67  NONE
DAO 17792               0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      DARK CHAMPION          67  NONE
FORENSIC 8624           0  1 0 GRIMM WASTES 994     ARENAMASTER            67  NONE
MIST DRIVEN 7919        1  7 0 KAOSS 1183           ANGRY 11693            66   
DAL 17781               0  1 0 KAOSTIC 1429         HIGH ELF               67  NONE
DAS 17782               0  1 0 KAOSTIC 1429         STONE GOLEM            67  NONE
DAT 17780               0  1 0 KAOSTIC 1429         ARENAMASTER            67  NONE
SEA URCHIN 9451         2  1 1 LUROCIAN CRITTE 1712 MAMBA 14172            66   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WITCHY WOMAN 10420      3  3 0 SINGING SPELLCA 1879 BLUE BADGER 5186       66   
PAGEANTRY CON 14879     0  1 0 THE ORLANDO MOB 2620 STEALTH 10055          66   
SHADOW 12187            0  1 0 TRUE METTLE 2194     DARK CHAMPION          67  NONE
SWINE FLU 15535         2  1 0 WHY I WORRY 2744     MAMBA 13498            66   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DAY was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DAX was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAH was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAJ was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DAR was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BEN ZEENE was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAM was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SHADOW was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
DAS was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAP was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
FORENSIC was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAL was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
DAQ was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAT was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAO was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
ROD KNEE was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CONSORTIUM DORK handily defeated NO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
RODEO CLOWN devastated SIZE TWENTY ONE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PSYCHEDLIC BLUR bested DEATH ADDER in a popular 3 minute Challenge brawl.
PAULINE was savagely defeated by GHOSTLY SECRET in a 13 minute Challenge match.
LISSOME beat SERENGETI PLAINS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SUGAR DADDIES handily defeated PRISONER 492 in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
COPPERHEAD defeated HELPER HAND in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
THE LOATHING handily defeated CHEDDAR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KATRINA devastated DETHNEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DOG GRENADE was savagely defeated by LEBRON LEAVING in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
I HATE DRAT was savagely defeated by TOE HAIR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SANCHEZ lost to THREATCH in a popular 1 minute beginner vs. expert Challenge bout.
PRISONER 485 was overcome by AIMLESS JOINER in a 1 minute master's Title bout.
SHARDAVAN was beaten by CARNIVORUS SHEEP in a action packed 2 minute veteran's fight.
NEW BREED overcame KO'D KANGAROO in a exciting 5 minute veteran's fight.
UGLY AZURE overpowered PINKY SWEAR in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
ERTL WISESTAFF handily defeated TOOL MOTEL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LT. BIRD vanquished BOOMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CRUDDLER subdued SOCK in a 2 minute match.
LUMPWEED viciously subdued RAWHIDE GROWNUP in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
EYEGOUGE was luckily beaten by BAKLAVA AUTOPSY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
MANDISA won victory over JEZEBETH in a popular 2 minute bout.
T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION lost to BOAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
MAMBA handily defeated HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROCK MONGER overpowered FATAL REEK in a 1 minute uneven battle.
LAUNDRY HANDWORK unbelievably bested ALL CLAD in a exciting 5 minute bloody struggle.
BRZOTOWSKI unbelievably bested PUKE in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
SPICY TRICEP overpowered COW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
POMPEII overpowered RAVEN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
INCENDIARY DEVICE defeated GUNNY ALWAYS in a popular 4 minute duel.
SCREAMER was overpowered by MORRISON HOTEL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KAMMEREIS handily defeated RI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHMAGOO was demolished by UNSAVED GOBBLER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BONDI BEACH demolished NINTH CHAOTIC NUN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HAT was overpowered by BARF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SELF SHADOWSTAFF handily defeated DJ GAMES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
UNWED GRANNY outlasted LOPHOROTHON in a crowd pleasing 8 minute battle.
FLORA BRADBURY luckily beat ICONIC ROCK in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
DUMGUM devastated GLOBAL WARMING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MAMMOTH HOBBLER defeated CALM SEEDPAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
BEVEN OMINAH overpowered YO in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SLICK was put to death by DOORS OF PERCEPTION in a 1 minute contest.
ATHLETE LADDY was overpowered by PHOTO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KYLSEN was vanquished by DRAFTY BAFFOON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WHISTLE-BLOWERS overcame SHILANDRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory bout.
HELLYEAH! was overpowered by CAL IPSO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MY LAST $100 vanquished DWARF CRAPS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FI was assassinated by OPIATE SINNER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INFONATURA was vanquished by SARONG NACHOS in a 2 minute one-sided match.
EQUITY TALENT was demolished by BIG PINCER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAIR TRIGGER was overpowered by FLESHY FOREFOOT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SANCHISE was vanquished by CUERVO GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SMUTTY RUSHER was beaten by THE FLOOZY in a popular 1 minute novice's match.
SINISTER APPETITE overpowered WOBBLY MEOW in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MOLD slaughtered GRAVEN POISONER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NINJA BUTTER was demolished by MANAGER WASTE in a 1 minute uneven match.
FATE BLIZZARD was devastated by PRISSY ORIFICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
RELOCATING VAGRANT was vanquished by INTEGER YELP in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BUTT GOBLIN handily defeated ALGARICEPT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
ARROGANT overpowered FINNED BOWLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ADROIT SHIV murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
RODENT INVASION won victory over FANATIC MINION in a 2 minute novice's match.
FLURRY FOX was unbelievably bested by LUCKLESS RAINBOW in a 5 minute amateur's match.
PAT E. CAKE demolished LUSTFUL ADMIRAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
INBRED ASSASSIN assassinated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
PERFECT VARIABLE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 52         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  26 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  38 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         AIMED BLOW        47 -  49 -  2      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   12         STRIKING ATTACK   93 - 110 -  8      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    61 -  77 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  33 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  26 -  1      32  |

Turn  67 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       12 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   27 - 25     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 16         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW         5 - 11         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  AIMLESS JOINER 9769         9   4  0   98 071709H (1772)
WALL OF STEEL    CONSORTIUM DORK 7918       13   3  2  102 COOL DORKS (1379)
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER 485 11985          4   1  0   84 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)
STRIKING ATTACK  UGLY AZURE 9791             5   0  0   75 071709N (1776)
TOTAL PARRY      CARNIVORUS SHEEP 8036       9   2  0   74 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1485)
PARRY-STRIKE     NO 15517                    9   4  1   72 ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164       4   2  0   52 MY TEEN YEARS (2313)
LUNGING ATTACK   PINKY SWEAR 10329           5   4  0   50 SECRET TRYSTS (1861)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GHOSTLY SECRET 5925.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LOPHOROTHON 15441.  The ten other most popular fighters were NEW BREED 4784, 
EYEGOUGE 11765, PUKE 14599, GHOSTLY SECRET 5925, LEBRON LEAVING 15536, TOE HAIR 
13471, ALL CLAD 12800, CALM SEEDPAD 4356, FLURRY FOX 15731, and SHARDAVAN 9925.

The least popular fighter this week was PAULINE 15604.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUSTFUL ADMIRAL 17876, LUCKLESS RAINBOW 17862, FINNED BOWLER 15707, 
RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227, NINJA BUTTER 16788, WOBBLY MEOW 17856, SANCHISE 16365, HAIR 
TRIGGER 16162, EQUITY TALENT 15331, and FI 15609.