DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/07/2011    Duedate: 04/20/2011

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 76

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RETORT
WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
(84-8075) [11-5-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RETORT                         DYTEL
WITTY COMEBACK (1492)          STEEL PATH 1 (3692)
(84-8075) [11-5-0,115]         (84-20691) [7-1-1,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

RETORT                         MEATHEAD
WITTY COMEBACK (1492)          IDJITS (3380)
(84-8075) [11-5-0,115]         (84-19074) [0-6-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HALFWITS (3378)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEENY BOPPERS (3382)          28 
2. KAOS AGAIN (1542)             23    WICKED GARDEN (2063)
3. KAOS LORDS (920)              19    Unchartered Team
4. AZIONE (2804)                 18 
5. DWARF WARS (3415)             17    AZIONE (2804)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*06030AT (2564)             6   0  0 100.   1/ 1*HALFWITS (3378)           7  5 0
 2- 3*SERPENTS HOLD 1020 (2922)  5   0  0 100.   2/ 7*TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      5 10 0
 3/ 4*AZIONE (2804)              4   0  1 100.   3/ 5*REIGN (2949)              4  2 0
 4/10*LUROCIAN 62 (2638)         3   0  0 100.   4/ 2*MEANIES (3379)            4  8 0
 5/11*MUCH OLDER (2723)          3   0  0 100.   5/37*DWARF WARS (3415)         3  0 0
 6- 5*SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)    3   0  0 100.   6/26*LUROCIAN 62 (2638)        3  0 0
 7- 8*EMOTHIONAL BAGGAGE (1328)  3   0  0 100.   7/12 WICKED GARDEN (2063)      3  0 0
 8- 9*LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)   2   0  0 100.   8/14 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     3  0 0
 9-14*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3214)  2   0  0 100.   9- 6*DEVIATION C (2325)        3  1 0
10-13*SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    2   0  0 100.  10/71*AZIONE (2804)             2  0 1
11-17*SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)    1   0  0 100.  11/29*MUCH OLDER (2723)         2  0 0
12-20*ACTION INC. (2802)         1   0  0 100.  12-44*SERPENTS HOLD 1016 (2921) 2  0 0
13-21*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)     1   0  0 100.  13-25*SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   2  0 0
14-22*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   1   0  0 100.  14-43*PYROMANIA (2908)          2  0 0
15/ 0*MAYBE (1760)               1   0  0 100.  15-38*WOB AIE (3034)            2  0 0
16/24 WICKED GARDEN (2063)      11   1  0 91.7  16-10*WOB ADM (3057)            2  0 0
17/ 1*STEEL PATH 1 (3692)        9   1  1 90.0  17-40*WOB ABB (3119)            2  0 0
18-26*PYROMANIA (2908)           5   1  0 83.3  18-41*111610G (3171)            2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-28*4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)      9   2  0 81.8  19-11*111610M (3177)            2  0 0
20-29 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    13   3  0 81.3  20- 9*111610O (3179)            2  0 0
21-32*WOB ABB (3119)             4   1  0 80.0  21-28*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3214) 2  0 0
22/45*DWARF WARS (3415)          4   1  0 80.0  22-30*ISSARD (3394)             2  0 0
23-33 PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)  10   3  2 76.9  23-49 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  2  0 0
24-35*WHIGS (3393)               6   2  0 75.0  24-13*06030AT (2564)            2  0 0
25-36*SILKY SMOOTH (2310)        6   2  0 75.0  25-15 SMITH SMACK (1332)        2  0 0
26-37*060310AE (2549)            6   2  0 75.0  26-16 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)    2  0 0
27-38*BLACK & BRUISE (3417)      3   1  1 75.0  27/ 8*STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       2  1 1
28-39*AFTER ASPARAGUS... (2571)  3   1  1 75.0  28-35*FRONTIER (3385)           2  1 1
29-44*ISSARD (3394)              3   1  0 75.0  29-36*SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  2  1 0
30-42*THREAD (3391)              3   1  0 75.0  30- 3 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 2  1 0
31-43*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)    3   1  0 75.0  30/130*SILLY FOLK (3381)         2  1 0
32-41*WOB ACH (3088)             3   1  0 75.0  31/131*BULLIES (3383)            2  1 0
33-40*WOB ACG (3089)             3   1  0 75.0  33- 4*4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)     2  1 0
34-46 SMITH SMACK (1332)        23   8  2 74.2  34/46 TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       2  1 0
35-47 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)   8   3  0 72.7  35/48 MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      2  1 0
36-50*111610M (3177)             5   2  0 71.4  36-56 DEVIATION D (2326)        2  1 0
37-51*111610O (3179)             5   2  0 71.4  17/117*LUROCIAN DINOS (1710)     2  1 0
38-53*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  5   2  0 71.4  38-19*GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   2  2 0
39/55 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     12   5  0 70.6  39-17 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    2  2 0
40-54 SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)    9   4  0 69.2  40-18*WOB ADA (3069)            2  2 0
41-56 SERPENTS HOLD X (3711)    54  26  1 67.5  41-20 FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       2  2 0
42-58 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)    8   4  0 66.7  42-54*WHIGS (3393)              2  2 0
43/75*BULLIES (3383)             4   2  0 66.7  43-60*THEM (2739)               2  5 0
44-59*DEVESTATION (2860)         4   2  0 66.7  44/21 ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     2  7 0
45-60*OF WOLF & MAN 48 (1478)    4   2  0 66.7  45-61 PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)  1  0 1
46-64*NIGHT STALKERS (3485)      2   1  0 66.7  46-22*NIGHT STALKERS (3485)     1  0 0
47-65*SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)   2   1  0 66.7  47-62*SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   1  0 0
48-68*PHILANTHROPISTS44 (1650)   2   1  0 66.7  48-23*LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)  1  0 0
49-69*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2320)  5   3  0 62.5  49-68*SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)   1  0 0
50-70*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322)  5   3  0 62.5  50-97*DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)   1  0 0
51/87*REIGN (2949)              13   8  1 61.9  51-70*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    1  0 0
52/57 TOUGHER GUYS (2136)        8   5  1 61.5  01-101*WOB ACH (3088)            1  0 0
53-73 OF WOLF AND MAN 44 (1104)  6   4  0 60.0  53-27*WOB ACG (3089)            1  0 0
54-79*SERPENTS HOLD 1016 (2921)  3   2  0 60.0  54-67*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  0 0
55-80*CHREL (3390)               3   2  0 60.0  55-24*SERPENTS HOLD 1020 (2922) 1  0 0
56-77*WOB AIE (3034)             3   2  0 60.0  56-66*SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   1  0 0
57-78*WOB ADM (3057)             3   2  0 60.0  57-79*SUPE FORCES AA01 (2931)   1  0 0
58-82*060310AB (2546)            3   2  0 60.0  58-69*ACTION INC. (2802)        1  0 0
59-86 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (3694) 46  33  8 58.2  59-80*THREAD (3391)             1  0 0
60-89*111610G (3171)             4   3  1 57.1  60/ 0*MAYBE (1760)              1  0 0
61-90*111610H (3172)             4   3  1 57.1  09-109*LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)      1  0 0
62-88*FRONTIER (3385)            4   3  1 57.1  62-31*SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       1  0 0
63-92 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 27  21  2 56.2  63-83*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 1  0 0
64-93 PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)   6   5  0 54.5  08-108*AFTER ASPARAGUS... (2571) 1  0 0
65-94 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    41  35  2 53.9  65-88 SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   1  0 0
04/104 GENUS GENIUS (1888)        7   6  1 53.8  66/ 0 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  0 0
67-95 MY HOMETOWN (1357)         7   6  0 53.8  67-32 ONE HIT WONDERS (1079)    1  0 0
68-96 PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)   7   6  0 53.8  68-33*EMOTHIONAL BAGGAGE (1328) 1  0 0
03/103 MY TEEN YEARS (2313)       8   7  0 53.3  69-89 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  1  0 0
70-98 OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)     9   8  0 52.9  19-119*PHILANTHROPISTS41 (1647)  1  0 0
01/101*HALFWITS (3378)           12  12  0 50.0  71-96 WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (3694) 1  1 0
72-99*DEVIATION C (2325)        11  11  1 50.0  72-94*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   1  1 0
00-100 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    10  10  1 50.0  73-95*SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   1  1 0
02-102 DEVIATION D (2326)         9   9  0 50.0  24-124*WOS ADG (3598)            1  1 0
07-107*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861)  5   5  0 50.0  75/64*SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)      1  1 0
08-108*WOB ADA (3069)             5   5  0 50.0  02-102*GOOFBEEF (3387)           1  1 0
09-109 011510X (2243)             5   5  0 50.0  77-42*111610H (3172)            1  1 0
35/135*WOLF AND MAN (2651)        4   4  0 50.0  78-99*SUPE FORCES 9A01 (2924)   1  1 0
79/91*HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)   4   4  0 50.0  29-129*111610N (3178)            1  1 0
10-110*WOB ACQ (3079)             3   3  1 50.0  26-126*WOB ACS (3077)            1  1 0
11-111*SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)   3   3  1 50.0  00-100*SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)   1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/83*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)   3   3  0 50.0  05-105*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   1  1 0
12-112*WOB ACM (3083)             2   2  0 50.0  83-34*BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     1  1 0
14-114*SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)    2   2  0 50.0  84-39*KILLER DISEASES (3043)    1  1 0
15-115*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)   2   2  0 50.0  03-103*CHREL (3390)              1  1 0
16-116*LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)   2   2  0 50.0  04-104*SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)  1  1 0
18-118*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    1   1  0 50.0  06-106*2011 PLAYOFF (3412)       1  1 0
19-119*SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)    1   1  0 50.0  11-111*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322) 1  1 0
89/19*SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)       1   1  0 50.0  89-55*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  1  1 0
20-120*2011 PLAYOFF (3412)        1   1  0 50.0  10-110*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2320) 1  1 0
21-121*SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)    1   1  0 50.0  91-50*060310AB (2546)           1  1 0
22-122*SUPE FORCES AA01 (2931)    1   1  0 50.0  92-47 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   1  1 0
25-125 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)   8   9  0 47.1  18-118 GRIMM WASTES (994)        1  1 0
26-126 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    14  16  0 46.7  94-51 OF WOLF AND MAN 44 (1104) 1  1 0
06/106 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   5   6  1 45.5  95/91*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  1  1 0
28-128*OF WOLF & MAN II (1605)    4   5  0 44.4  96-52 OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    1  1 0
30-130 PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)   6   8  0 42.9  97-53 OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    1  1 0
31-131*GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)    3   4  0 42.9  32/132*WOLF AND MAN (2651)       1  2 0
33-133*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)     3   4  0 42.9  21/121 GENUS GENIUS (1888)       1  2 0
34-134*LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)     3   4  0 42.9  35/135 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       1  2 0
32-132*WOB ACS (3077)             3   4  0 42.9  01/45*HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  1  2 0
44/144*LUROCIAN DINOS (1710)      3   4  0 42.9  15/115 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  1  2 0
27/127*MEANIES (3379)            10  14  0 41.7  03-57 FURRY-FURY (1428)         1  2 0
29/129 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        6   9  1 40.0  04-58*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    1  3 0
38-138*SUPE FORCES 9A01 (2924)    2   3  0 40.0  05-59*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 1  3 0
37-137*KILLER DISEASES (3043)     2   3  0 40.0  06/ 0*KAOS AGAIN (1542)         1  4 0
53/153*TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      11  19  0 36.7  14/114 KAOS LORDS (920)          1  5 0
40/140 ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     48  91  9 34.5  37/137*IDJITS (3380)             0  3 0
42-142*SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)   2   4  0 33.3  72/172*FURRY FURY (991)          0  3 0
43-143*DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)    2   4  0 33.3  38-138*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    0  3 0
45-145*BELGARIAD 1 (3505)         1   2  0 33.3  22-122*BELGARIAD 1 (3505)        0  2 0
46-146*WOS ADQ (3588)             1   2  0 33.3  23-123*WOS ADQ (3588)            0  2 0
47-147*WOS ADG (3598)             1   2  0 33.3  28-128*LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)    0  2 0
49-149*SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)    1   2  0 33.3  33-133*WOB ACZ (3070)            0  2 0
48-148*GENERATION NATION (2746)   1   2  0 33.3  27-127*WOB ACQ (3079)            0  2 0
51-151*LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)       1   2  0 33.3  25-125*GENERATION NATION (2746)  0  2 0
52-152*PHILANTHROPISTS41 (1647)   1   2  0 33.3  41-141*YMORI (3392)              0  2 0
54-154*THEM (2739)                8  18  2 30.8  43-143*BATTLE FROGS (2064)       0  2 0
55-155 FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)        8  20  1 28.6  34-134*SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  0  2 0
56-156*WOB ACZ (3070)             2   5  0 28.6  46-146*BLOOD BATH (2303)         0  2 0
57-157*SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)   2   5  0 28.6  50-150 KAOSTIC (1429)            0  2 0
58-158*OF WOLF & MAN 45 (1119)    2   5  0 28.6  36-136*OF WOLF & MAN 45 (1119)   0  2 0
59-159 GRIMM WASTES (994)        14  38  0 26.9  40-140*OF WOLF & MAN II (1605)   0  2 0
60-160 FURRY-FURY (1428)          8  22  0 26.7  24-93*WOS ABS (3473)            0  1 0
25/ 0 FORMER BOSSES (953)        8  22  0 26.7  07-107*DEVESTATION (2860)        0  1 0
71/171*SILLY FOLK (3381)          2   6  0 25.0  42-142*WOB ACM (3083)            0  1 0
61-161*WOS ABS (3473)             1   3  0 25.0  58-158*SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)   0  1 0
62-162*GOOFBEEF (3387)            1   3  0 25.0  28- 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3162) 0  1 0
63-163*YMORI (3392)               1   3  0 25.0  62-162*LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)  0  1 0
65/165 KAOS LORDS (920)          12  49  1 19.7  13-113 011510X (2243)            0  1 0
64/164*FURRY FURY (991)           3  13  1 18.7  45-145*SERPENTS HOLD 625 (2518)  0  1 0
69-169 KAOSTIC (1429)             4  24  0 14.3  12-112*060310AE (2549)           0  1 0
33/ 0*KAOS AGAIN (1542)          2  12  0 14.3  77-177 PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  0  1 0
70-170*111610N (3178)             1   6  0 14.3  71-171 PHILANTHROPISTS28 (1634)  0  1 0
72-172*BATTLE FROGS (2064)        3  19  0 13.6  49-149 PHILANTHROPISTS22 (1403)  0  1 0
74-174*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     0  13  0  0.0  47-147 MY HOMETOWN (1357)        0  1 0
75/175*IDJITS (3380)              0   7  0  0.0  20-120*PHILANTHROPISTS44 (1650)  0  1 0
78-178*BLOOD BATH (2303)          0   2  0  0.0  16-116*OF WOLF & MAN 48 (1478)   0  1 0
39- 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3162)  0   1  0  0.0  51-151 SERPENTS HOLD X (3711)    0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BLACKSTONE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Dripping Blade and join DWARF WARS' celebration over their good record this turn.  
5th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for LUROCIAN 62's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join AZIONE's celebration over 
their good record this turn.  10th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying 
drinks for MUCH OLDER's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  STEEL PATH 1 is on the way down, 
falling to 27th from 8th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Dripping Blade and join SILLY FOLK's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  31st place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for BULLIES' good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join TOUGHER GUYS' celebration 
over their good record this turn.  34th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is 
buying drinks for MY TEEN YEARS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping 
Blade and join LUROCIAN DINOS' celebration over their good record this turn.  37th 
place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  ELVENDEN SHIRE has fallen to 44th 
place after going 1-0-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good 
day, so I feel sorry for SEIN LANGUAGE, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 11 into 75th.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for WOLF 
AND MAN's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for 
a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join GENUS 
GENIUS' celebration over their good record this turn.  99th place, not bad.  If The 
Dripping Blade is buying drinks for UP YOUR NOSE's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  
HIGHSCHOOL HEROES is on the way down, falling to 101st from 45th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha 
ha ha!  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
PHILANTHROPISTS13's celebration over their good record this turn.  102nd place, not 
bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for IDJITS' good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join FURRY FURY's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  109th place, not bad.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see FURIOSO win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, QUEEN JANIE beat 
CLOTMUCK and CLOTMUCK lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with 
the old, in with the new, as RETORT takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the 
old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling 
you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, BLACKSTONE?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  TOUGHER 
GUYS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care 
to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like WITTY COMEBACK avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  TOMATO 
TWISTER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to FROST BITE of 
KAOS LORDS for challenging up by 24 to TOMATO TWISTER.  FROST BITE lost to get 78 
points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was 
CLOWNSNART of MEANIES this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a 
belly laugh.  Heh heh.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the BLACKSTONE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RETORT 8075                  11   5    115         WITTY COMEBACK (1492)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOADRIC 9088                 10   3  2 112         PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1645)  
 TOMATO TWISTER 11354         11   1    107         WICKED GARDEN (2063)      
 RODEO CLOWN 11743             8   5  1  97         TOUGHER GUYS (2136)       
 NO 15517                     13   7  2  94         ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LT. BIRD 9365                 9   4     89         SUPE FORCES 7905 (1695)   
-SEVERIN 20723                11   6  2  87         WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (3694) 
 HUGH KASSLE 4988              8  22     84         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
-ERTL WISESTAFF 7570           8   8     80         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  
-GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           7  15     78         GRIMM WASTES (994)        
 FROST BITE 5928               6   7  1  78         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-SPUNKY PUDDLE 7215            7   6     77         MY HOMETOWN (1357)        
-SIZE TWENTY ONE 13221         4   3     77         DEVIATION C (2325)        
 PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164         8   7     74         MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      
-KO'D KANGAROO 7727            8   5     71         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
-LICHEN 20694                  8   2     70         WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (3693)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZIEC 2995                    10  10  1  63         OF WOLF & MAN 24 (592)    
-INTEGER YELP 14491            3   2     63         060310AB (2546)           
-DOMINION 16670               12   8     62         DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    
 CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN 10465       7   6  1  60         GENUS GENIUS (1888)       
 DYTEL 20691                   7   1  1  60         STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       
-LISSOME 13146                 6   2     60         SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       
-SMITHEREENS 7043              5   3  1  60         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
-POMPEII 13227                 3   1     60         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-AGONY 16668                   9   5     58         DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    
-HEMLOCK 14097                 8   3     58         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
 SUGAR DADDIES 11735           6   9  1  57         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FORON 3149                    9   8     56         OF WOLF & MAN 32 (615)    
-ALDC 19139                    3   1     56         WHIGS (3393)              
-MAMMOTH HOBBLER 14582         6   0     55         06030AT (2564)            
-BRITANY 13209                 5   3     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2322)
-ARNOLDO 13199                 5   3     54         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2320)
-LEMAR 3094                    6   5     53         OF WOLF & MAN 30 (612)    
-BARF 14598                    5   0     53         4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)     
 DWARFVADER 19251              4   1     53         DWARF WARS (3415)         
 WYM WILDLEAF 7549             5   6  1  50         PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  
-DEATH ADDER 13079             8   4     49         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
-TOOL MOTEL 12780              5   5     49         011510X (2243)            
-ONION PITS! 14615             3   1  1  49         AFTER ASPARAGUS... (2571) 
-MANAGER WASTE 17921           5   2     47         111610O (3179)            
-BRZOTOWSKI 13185              5   2     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
-ARRT 17558                    4   1     46         WOB ABB (3119)            
-EEL 16536                     5   0     45         SERPENTS HOLD 1020 (2922) 
-LAUNDRY HANDWORK 14506        6   2     44         060310AE (2549)           
 FURIOSO 15890                 3   0  1  44         AZIONE (2804)             
-ACK 16533                     3   2     44         SERPENTS HOLD 1016 (2921) 
 BALLWIPE 19086                4   2     43         BULLIES (3383)            
-BOBCAT 19098                  3   1  1  43         FRONTIER (3385)           
-OPIATE SINNER 17884           4   3  1  42         111610G (3171)            
-MUNT 16646                    3   0     42         SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)   
-THREATCH 7566                 7   6     41         PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  
 SNEEZENIT 19065               4   2     41         MEANIES (3379)            
-SLAG 8872                     4   5     39         OF WOLF & MAN II (1605)   
 BUTTE PIRATE 10334            4   4     38         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRENN 17307                   3   2     38         WOB ADA (3069)            
-KOOK 7020                     3   0     38         EMOTHIONAL BAGGAGE (1328) 
-MAMBA 13498                   3   3  1  37         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  
 QUEEN JANIE 14985             3   0     37         LUROCIAN 62 (2638)        
-GENKI 16609                   2   2     37         SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   
-PERFECT VARIABLE 17910        5   2     36         111610M (3177)            
 PURIST 15050                  4   4     36         WOLF AND MAN (2651)       
-LEWIS 19259                   3   1  1  36         BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     
 STILL SHADE 8376              2   0     36         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
 NELCH 19062                   4   2     35         HALFWITS (3378)           
 ALANOSARUS 9438               3   4     35         LUROCIAN DINOS (1710)     
-PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192       2   3     35         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHILANDRA 15515               6   9     33         ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     
-SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362        4   3     33         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-INAR 19106                    1   3     33         GOOFBEEF (3387)           
-PUKE 14599                    4   2     32         4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)     
 BLUE BADGER 5186              3   4  1  32         FURRY FURY (991)          
 BOLPH 19060                   3   3     32         HALFWITS (3378)           
-HARBINGER FROG 11369          3   5     32         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 STORMI 16700                  5   2     31         REIGN (2949)              
-ROCM 19122                    3   1     31         CHREL (3390)              
-ZHEAD 19144                   3   1     31         ISSARD (3394)             
-IVORE 17250                   3   2     31         WOB ADM (3057)            
-FIRE N BRIMSTONE 16460        4   1     30         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 ARIOC OMINAH 9066             3   3     30         PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  
 SKULLWUNNY 19084              3   3     29         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-THE PHANTOM 19622             2   1     29         NIGHT STALKERS (3485)     
 BUMUOOGY 19083                3   3     28         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 STROKE 15413                  3   0     28         MUCH OLDER (2723)         
-YELLOW LIGHT 16732            2   2     28         DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)   
-DEASTLY 5905                  2   5     27         OF WOLF & MAN 45 (1119)   
-ZIEY 17310                    2   3     27         WOB ADA (3069)            
-NARM BEAMBEARD 9097           1   2     27         PHILANTHROPISTS41 (1647)  
-INBRED ASSASSIN 17889         4   3  1  26         111610H (3172)            
-OLD SCHOOL 16633              3   1     25         SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   
-ESULA 17410                   3   1     25         WOB ACG (3089)            
-RIVERS 17406                  3   1     24         WOB ACH (3088)            
-INGBAM 17132                  3   2     24         WOB AIE (3034)            
-ZENOS 10720                   2   0     24         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
-PIT BULL 10032                1   2     24         LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHACKS POETIC 17760           3   2     23         DEVIATION C (2325)        
-ROB BINN 19339                3   1     23         FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       
-HAWK 8002                     4   2     22         OF WOLF & MAN 48 (1478)   
-ERISO 17357                   3   3  1  21         WOB ACQ (3079)            
-ALGARICEPT 15021              3   4     21         LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)    
-THE ISLE OF DENIAL 16191      3   2     21         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
 FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079            2   4     21         SILLY FOLK (3381)         
-INFONATURA 15445              2   4     21         SUPER FORCES A704 (2729)  
-NIGHT TRAIN LANE 20387        1   2     21         GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   
-LLIN 19140                    3   1     20         WHIGS (3393)              
-YO ELEVEN 18120               2   0     20         STORMY'S TROOPERS 7 (3214)
-JOHN 176 17378                2   2     20         WOB ACM (3083)            
 LUNKPOOF 19085                3   3     19         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737      2   3     19         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
-MALAARIA 17180                2   3     19         KILLER DISEASES (3043)    
-BOMPHBRUNT 16547              2   3     19         SUPE FORCES 9A01 (2924)   
-FASHION POLICE 15548          1   2     19         GENERATION NATION (2746)  
-ROGERG 16586                  1   2     19         SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)   
-AYEOOI 16569                  1   1     19         SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THONKORON 19064               2   4     18         HALFWITS (3378)           
-CRAZY LEGS HIRSCH 20385       1   1     18         GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   
-JULIANNE 19630                1   1     18         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-RIL 17315                     2   5     17         WOB ACZ (3070)            
 CLOTMUCK 19067                2   4     17         MEANIES (3379)            
-AOUGHE 19126                  1   0     17         THREAD (3391)             
-LYNX 19096                    1   1     17         FRONTIER (3385)           
 POSSIBLY 9707                 1   0     17         MAYBE (1760)              
-JALEEN 20220                  2   0     16         LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)  
-TINR 19131                    1   3     16         YMORI (3392)              
-FANATIC MINION 17919          1   6     15         111610N (3178)            
-BROADWAY JOE 20388            1   1     15         GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   
-AWESOME 19648                 2   0     14         SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  
 DORKPOOF 19082                1   5     14         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          2   0     13         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
 MEATHEAD 19074                0   6     13         IDJITS (3380)             
 GLUMPFOF 19061                3   3     12         HALFWITS (3378)           
-XI 20378                      2   1  1  12         ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            1   5     12         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 TWITPIN 19066                 0   6     10         MEANIES (3379)            
-RANTKIN 17832                 1   0      9         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
-PNIN 15878                    1   0      9         ACTION INC. (2802)        
-STRUTS 19646                  1   0      9         SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   
-ZI 18255                      0   5      9         ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)     
-AWESOME 19234                 1   1      8         2011 PLAYOFF (3412)       
-MOOSE 19656                   1   1      8         SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   
-THE GREEN MILE 16743          1   0      7         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
-CHAMELEON 10024               0   1      7         LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)  
-UKULELE 19649                 0   1      7         SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  
-KALID 19561                   1   3      6         WOS ABS (3473)            
-THE FRIGHT 18461              1   3      6         THEM (2739)               
-SEAFORLENHARG 10719           0   2      6         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
-SOAP ON A ROPE 13096          0   2      6         BLOOD BATH (2303)         
-GARION 19726                  1   2      5         BELGARIAD 1 (3505)        
-SUHU 20144                    1   2      5         WOS ADQ (3588)            
-SHARKTOOTH HOOK 17836         0   1      5         STORMY'S TROOPERS 2 (3162)
-BLAST! 20395                  1   1      4         THEM (2739)               
 CANTSTANDJA 20679             1   1      4         SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)      
-RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       0   4      4         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    
-THE SLOTH 19342               0   2      2         THEM (2739)               
-MYSHIVER 7728                 0   2      2         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
-PADDY KAKE 20765              0   1      1         FUNKY FOLK 2 (2736)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FINNED BOWLER 15707     3  2 0 070910C 2771         CRUSTY CRUSTACE 10465  73   
EXPIALADOCIUS 12178     0  3 0 BIG WORDS! 2193      DIAMONDBACK 15867      72  NOT REVENGED
OG 18467                0  2 0 ELVENDEN SHIRE 2743  NUNCLE 19293           72  NOT REVENGED
DAA 18952               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 991       SHEWISH GIANT          76  NONE
DAC 18942               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 991       STONE GOLEM            76  NONE
WATERY GRAVEDIG 18266   0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      XI 20378               73   
DAH 21742               0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      WURM KIN               76  NONE
DAJ 21745               0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      MOUNTAIN TROLL         76  NONE
DAK 21743               0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      SPYMASTER              76  NONE
DAL 21744               0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      SHEWISH GIANT          76  NONE
DAN 21731               0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 920       ARENAMASTER            76  NONE
DAQ 21732               0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 920       WURM KIN               76  NONE
DAU 21733               0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 920       STONE GOLEM            76  NONE
CLOWNSNART 19068        4  2 0 MEANIES 3379         FURIOSO 15890          76   
ZOZUMZ LEAFWIN 9639     5  4 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1403 BOBCAT 19098           74   
PINKY SWEAR 10329       9  6 0 SECRET TRYSTS 1861   NO 15517               73   
LYRE 14351              2  5 0 SERPENTS HOLD 6 2518 DYTEL 20691            74   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POOFIEGOOF 19080        0  2 0 SILLY FOLK 3381      ADAM ANT 17996         72  NOT REVENGED
RAEM 20700             11  7 1 WAY OF THE SWOR 3693 GOADRIC 9088           74   
VEALDANG 17642          0  1 0 WOB AAK 3136         THE CLUB 19343         72  NONE
ZHOI 17594              0  2 0 WOB AAU 3126         VAQUERO 14053          72  NOT REVENGED
OUGHS 17575             1  2 0 WOB AAY 3122         LEWIS 19259            73   
NUH 17510               0  1 0 WOB ABL 3109         PELLY GROWZO 17757     72  NOT REVENGED
JOHN 335 17104          0  2 0 WUB AEO 3028         VALKARA 20255          72  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAN was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAJ was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DAK was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DAQ was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAA was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAC was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAU was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
STROKE devastated DORKPOOF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
FROST BITE was handily defeated by TOMATO TWISTER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
RODEO CLOWN lost to RETORT in a action packed 1 minute expert's Title fight.
NO overpowered SUGAR DADDIES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUGH KASSLE handily defeated DYTEL in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
PSYCHEDLIC BLUR subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
WYM WILDLEAF was devastated by DWARFVADER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BUTTE PIRATE was bested by SNEEZENIT in a 2 minute bout.
CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN handily defeated BLUE BADGER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PURIST defeated THONKORON in a 1 minute struggle.
QUEEN JANIE vanquished CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FURIOSO butchered CLOWNSNART in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
STORMI defeated GLUMPFOF in a 2 minute bout.
WINDI demolished TWITPIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALANOSARUS beat MEATHEAD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
ARIOC OMINAH was outwaited by STILL SHADE in a tiring 11 minute contest.
BOLPH defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a exciting 2 minute duel.
NELCH overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fray.
BALLWIPE devastated CAPTURED ORC in a slow 7 minute gory one-sided bout.
FUMBLEPOOKIE won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute match.
SMOOCHIEBUMP was overpowered by CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUMUOOGY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
SKULLWUNNY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LUNKPOOF overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CANTSTANDJA was handily defeated by POSSIBLY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         TOTAL PARRY       99 -  67 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK  226 - 232 - 13      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK   145 - 157 - 13      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        87 -  97 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     62 -  73 -  3      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  33 -  2      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  38 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  41 -  2      29  |

Turn  76 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  9         5  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RETORT 8075                11   5  0  115 WITTY COMEBACK (1492)
STRIKING ATTACK  TOMATO TWISTER 11354       11   1  0  107 WICKED GARDEN (2063)
PARRY-STRIKE     NO 15517                   13   7  2   94 ELVENDEN SHIRE (2743)
LUNGING ATTACK   DYTEL 20691                 7   1  1   60 STEEL PATH 1 (3692)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLWIPE 19086              4   2  0   43 BULLIES (3383)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN JANIE 14985           3   0  0   37 LUROCIAN 62 (2638)
WALL OF STEEL    NELCH 19062                 4   2  0   35 HALFWITS (3378)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RETORT 8075.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MEATHEAD 19074.  The ten other most popular fighters were DYTEL 20691, BOLPH 19060, 
TOMATO TWISTER 11354, SNEEZENIT 19065, PSYCHEDLIC BLUR 13164, CRUSTY CRUSTACEAN 
10465, ALANOSARUS 9438, FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079, FROST BITE 5928, and RETORT 8075.

The least popular fighter this week was STILL SHADE 8376.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ARIOC OMINAH 9066, BALLWIPE 19086, DAU 21733, CANTSTANDJA 
20679, SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081, CLOWNSNART 19068, CLOTMUCK 19067, THONKORON 19064, WYM 
WILDLEAF 7549, and SUGAR DADDIES 11735.