DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/16/2011    Duedate: 06/29/2011

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 81

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUGH KASSLE
FORMER BOSSES (953)
(84-4988) [10-25-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUGH KASSLE                    THOUGHT FIGHTER
FORMER BOSSES (953)            SUPERHEROES. (1711)
(84-4988) [10-25-0,99]         (84-9447) [5-1-0,72]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FROST BITE                     FROST BITE
KAOS LORDS (920)               KAOS LORDS (920)
(84-5928) [9-8-1,87]           (84-5928) [9-8-1,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AL BUMS VI (4140)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AL BUMS IV (4138)             35 
2. AL BUMS VIII (4142)           29    BULLIES (3383)
3. AL BUMS III (4137)            26    Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (2737)             25 
5. SILKY SMOOTH (2310)           22    ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 FOOD FIGHT! (2753)        12   0  0 100.   1/ 2*AL BUMS VI (4140)         9  1 1
 2/10*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)       5   0  0 100.   2/ 3*AL BUMS IV (4138)         8  1 1
 3/18*AL BUMS VII (4141)         4   0  1 100.   3/ 1 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      6  9 0
 4/45*AL BUMS V (4139)           4   0  1 100.   4/ 9*AL BUMS VII (4141)        4  0 1
 5- 5*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)       4   0  0 100.   5/17*AL BUMS V (4139)          4  0 1
 6- 8*SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    4   0  0 100.   6/47 MEANIES (3379)            4  5 0
 7- 9*GENERATION GAP (2433)      4   0  0 100.   7/ 6 HALFWITS (3378)           4  8 0
 8-12*ANYTHING'S POSSIBL (3869)  3   0  0 100.   8/33*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    3  0 0
 9/49*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)    3   0  0 100.   9/34*032311E (3876)            3  0 0
10/50*ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)  3   0  0 100.  10/36 BULLIES (3383)            3  0 0
11-14*ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221)      3   0  0 100.  11/22*ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 3  0 0
12-19*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3302)  2   0  1 100.  12/27*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        3  0 0
13/56*AL BUMS II (4136)          2   0  0 100.  13/32*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)      3  0 0
14-47*ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273)  2   0  0 100.  14/ 4*SUPERHEROES. (1711)       3  2 0
15-48*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3312)  2   0  0 100.  41/141*AL BUMS III (4137)        3  3 0
16-52*ROOKIE STYX 29 (1228)      2   0  0 100.  16/43*FIGHTING WITH III (998)   3  3 0
17/ 0*VISION QUEST 22 (3613)     1   0  0 100.  17-10*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3302) 2  0 1
18/ 0*VISION QUEST 26 (3619)     1   0  0 100.  18- 8*LUROCIANS TEMP11C (3604)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 2*AL BUMS VI (4140)          9   1  1 90.0  19/61*AL BUMS II (4136)         2  0 0
20/ 4*AL BUMS IV (4138)          8   1  1 88.9  22/122*OLD ONE (2726)            2  0 0
21-67*REIGN 2 (3149)             5   1  0 83.3  21-20*SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   2  0 0
22/78*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)     4   1  0 80.0  22- 7*SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)   2  0 0
23/77*032311E (3876)             4   1  0 80.0  23/18*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   2  0 0
24-69*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)    4   1  0 80.0  24-21*ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273) 2  0 0
25/80*NMMI 4 (1929)              4   1  0 80.0  25-25*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3312) 2  0 0
26-71*OF WOLF AND MAN 42 (1102)  4   1  0 80.0  26-38 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   2  0 0
27-73*SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)   7   2  1 77.8  27-26*CRAZY 88 13 (2084)        2  0 0
28/94*OLD ONE (2726)             3   1  0 75.0  28-29*ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221)     2  0 0
29-79*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2823)  3   1  0 75.0  29-30*ROOKIE STYX 29 (1228)     2  0 0
30-81*ROOKIE QUEEN 39 (705)      3   1  0 75.0  30-31*SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    2  0 0
31/85 BULLIES (3383)             8   3  0 72.7  52/152 GRIMM FATE (1546)         2  0 0
32-83 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   10   4  0 71.4  32/11*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300) 2  1 1
33/74*SUPERHEROES. (1711)        7   3  0 70.0  43/143 SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       2  1 1
34/82*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2824)  8   4  0 66.7  34/ 0*AL BUMS VIII (4142)       2  1 0
35-86*SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)    4   2  0 66.7  35/24*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3303) 2  1 0
36/20*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300)  2   1  1 66.7  36/23*ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3282) 2  1 0
37/ 0*AL BUMS VIII (4142)        2   1  0 66.7  37/19*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2824) 2  1 0
38-89*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    2   1  0 66.7  38/39*NMMI 4 (1929)             2  1 0
39-93*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)       2   1  0 66.7  39-44*TRUE METTLE (2194)        2  1 0
40/51*ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3282)  2   1  0 66.7  44/144*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    2  2 0
41/46*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3303)  2   1  0 66.7  41/ 5 FURRY-FURY (1428)         2  4 0
04/104*NIGHT STALKERS (3485)      5   3  0 62.5  42-74*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   1  0 0
43-97*CRAZY 88 13 (2084)         5   3  0 62.5  13-113*PARKING LOT (3606)        1  0 0
44-98*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)   5   3  0 62.5  44/ 0*VISION QUEST 22 (3613)    1  0 0
45-99 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    8   5  1 61.5  45/ 0*VISION QUEST 26 (3619)    1  0 0
03/103 SILKY SMOOTH (2310)        8   5  1 61.5  46-66*GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   1  0 0
01-101*LUROCIANS TEMP11C (3604)   3   2  0 60.0  47-15*ANYTHING'S POSSIBL (3869) 1  0 0
14/114*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)         4   3  0 57.1  48-12*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      1  0 0
49/96*BLACK & BRUISE (3417)      5   4  1 55.6  49-98*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   1  0 0
07-107 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   10   9  0 52.6  27-127*REIGN 2 (3149)            1  0 0
08-108 REIGN (2949)              13  13  1 50.0  51-96 FOOD FIGHT! (2753)        1  0 0
09-109 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)   9   9  0 50.0  28-128*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      1  0 0
10-110*GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)    5   5  0 50.0  04-104*GENERATION GAP (2433)     1  0 0
12-112*SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)   4   4  1 50.0  54-28 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   1  0 0
52/152*DEVIL DOGS (2867)          4   4  0 50.0  07-107*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  1  0 0
51/151*SERPENTS HOLD 1016 (2921)  4   4  0 50.0  56/ 0 FIGHTING WITH II (995)    1  0 0
68/168*AL BUMS III (4137)         3   3  0 50.0  08-108*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    1  0 0
18-118*SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)    2   2  0 50.0  09-109 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  1  0 0
59/91*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)       2   2  0 50.0  23-123*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 1  1 0
17-117*SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)   2   2  0 50.0  20-120*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2823) 1  1 0
16-116*SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)    2   2  0 50.0  61-42*LUROCIAN JOHNS (2644)     1  1 0
21-121*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811)  2   2  0 50.0  25-125*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3318) 1  1 0
63/95*A-TEAM (1469)              2   2  0 50.0  63-37 IDJITS (3380)             1  1 0
27-127*ZOMBIE SQUAD 228 (3706)    1   1  0 50.0  63/163*SERPENTS HOLD 1016 (2921) 1  1 0
37-137*SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)    1   1  0 50.0  47/147 KAOS LORDS (920)          1  1 0
43-143*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3318)  1   1  0 50.0  32-132 GRIMM WASTES (994)        1  1 0
46-146*LUROCIANS B TEMP08 (1815)  1   1  0 50.0  67-40 SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   1  1 0
47-147*ROOKIE QUEEN 26 (692)      1   1  0 50.0  60/160 FURRY FURY (991)          1  1 0
13/113*8 SECONDS (2859)           4   5  0 44.4  36-136*ROOKIE QUEEN 26 (692)     1  1 0
49-149 SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)    6   8  0 42.9  37-137*ROOKIE QUEEN 39 (705)     1  1 0
54-154*WHY I WORRY (2744)         5   7  0 41.7  40/140*NIGHT STALKERS (3485)     1  2 0
60/160 MEANIES (3379)            16  23  0 41.0  42/142*BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     1  2 0
56/156 HALFWITS (3378)           18  26  1 40.9  24/124*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3314) 1  2 0
53/153 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      22  33  0 40.0  74/35*8 SECONDS (2859)          1  2 0
58-158*LUROCIAN JOHNS (2644)      2   3  0 40.0  53/153*DEVIL DOGS (2867)         1  2 0
59-159*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)     2   3  0 40.0  30/130*LUROCIAN FISH (1816)      1  2 0
64-164*FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)    2   4  0 33.3  45/145 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  2 0
65-165*SUPERHEROES - X (1432)     2   4  0 33.3  78/41*A-TEAM (1469)             1  2 0
66-166*PARKING LOT (3606)         1   2  0 33.3  35/135*ROOKIE QUEEN 40 (706)     1  2 0
67-167*SUPE FORCES 2A04 (3487)    1   2  0 33.3  19/119*AL BUMS (4135)            1  3 0
42/142*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3314)  1   2  0 33.3  56/156 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/145*LUROCIAN FISH (1816)       1   2  0 33.3  82/46*KAOS AGAIN (1542)         1  4 1
48/148*ROOKIE QUEEN 40 (706)      1   2  0 33.3  51/151 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         1  4 0
62/162 FURRY-FURY (1428)         12  26  0 31.6  49-149*KAOS 11-08 (3833)         0  4 0
72-172*TRUE METTLE (2194)         5  11  0 31.2  50-150*KAOS 11-02 (3233)         0  4 0
73-173 GRIMM WASTES (994)        16  39  0 29.1  55/155 SILLY FOLK (3381)         0  3 0
74-174 THEM (2739)               10  25  2 28.6  48-148*FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   0  2 0
77/177 FORMER BOSSES (953)       10  25  0 28.6  17/117*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      0  2 0
75/175 FUNKY FOLK (2737)          8  20  0 28.6  38-138*SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   0  2 0
76-176 IDJITS (3380)              3   8  0 27.3  62-162*KAOS 11-04 (3825)         0  2 0
91/ 0 FIGHTING WITH II (995)     6  17  0 26.1  39-139*SUPE FORCES 2A04 (3487)   0  2 0
24/124*AL BUMS (4135)             1   3  0 25.0  65-165*SUPE FORCES AA10 (2940)   0  2 0
80/180 FURRY FURY (991)           5  16  1 23.8  64-164*WHY I WORRY (2744)        0  2 0
81/181*FIGHTING WITH III (998)    5  16  0 23.8  94-45 THEM (2739)               0  2 0
83/183 GRIMM FATE (1546)         10  34  0 22.7  57-157 SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   0  2 0
79/179 KAOS LORDS (920)          15  53  1 22.1  59-159 LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)    0  2 0
82-182*GOOFBEEF (3387)            1   4  0 20.0  70-170*KAOS 11-06 (3830)         0  1 0
86/186 BATTLE FROGS (2064)        6  25  0 19.4  14-114*SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   0  1 0
85/185*KAOS AGAIN (1542)          4  20  1 16.7  79-179*SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  0  1 0
87/187 SILLY FOLK (3381)          2  11  0 15.4  61-161*ZOMBIE SQUAD 223 (3685)   0  1 0
89/189*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     2  15  0 11.8  15-115*ZOMBIE SQUAD 228 (3706)   0  1 0
90-190 LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)     0  10  0  0.0  16-116*SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)   0  1 0
91-191*KAOS 11-08 (3833)          0   9  0  0.0  54-154 REIGN (2949)              0  1 0
92-192*KAOS 11-02 (3233)          0   9  0  0.0  21-121*SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)  0  1 0
93-193*KAOS 11-04 (3825)          0   5  0  0.0  05/ 0*VISION QUEST 5 (3437)     0  1 0
95-195*KAOS 11-06 (3830)          0   3  0  0.0  01-201*GOOFBEEF (3387)           0  1 0
97-197*SUPE FORCES AA10 (2940)    0   3  0  0.0  07/ 0*GET PERSONAL (3422)       0  1 0
98-198*ZOMBIE SQUAD 223 (3685)    0   2  0  0.0  29-129*LUROCIANS B TEMP08 (1815) 0  1 0
09/ 0*VISION QUEST 5 (3437)      0   1  0  0.0  31-131*SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  0  1 0
10/ 0*GET PERSONAL (3422)        0   1  0  0.0  34-134*OF WOLF AND MAN 42 (1102) 0  1 0
11- 0*08AP18B (461)              0   1  0  0.0  11- 0*08AP18B (461)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in BLACKSTONE a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as TEENY BOPPERS is pushed out of top team by AL BUMS VI, who 
came from 2nd with a 4-1-1 this turn.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as AL BUMS V's 4-0-1 has earned them 5th place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for MEANIES 
tonight, to honor their rise to 6th after this turns 2-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  POWERPUFF GIRLS has turned a 1-0-0 into 
8th place from 33rd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 032311E's 4-1-0 has earned them 9th place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for BULLIES 
tonight, to honor their rise to 10th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  ROOKIE METALLICA 6 has turned a 1-0-0 
into 11th place from 22nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as CRAZY 88 20's 4-3-0 has earned 
them 12th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks 
for ROOKIE QUEEN 7 tonight, to honor their rise to 13th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  AL BUMS III has 
turned a 2-1-0 into 15th place from 141st.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for FIGHTING WITH III tonight, to honor their 
rise to 16th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as AL BUMS II's 2-0-0 has earned them 19th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for OLD 
ONE tonight, to honor their rise to 20th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  GRIMM FATE has turned a 2-0-0 into 
31st place from 152nd.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for ROOKIE 
METALLICA 28 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 21 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Warty Toad, seeing as SILKY SMOOTH's 8-5-1 has earned them 33rd place in the ranks.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ROOKIE METALLICA 31 for 
their drop to 35th from 24th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  ROOKIE METALLICA 10 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 23rd to 36th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for PRIESTS OF SYRINX 20 this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 18 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for FIGHTING WITH IV 
tonight, to honor their rise to 40th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences 
(or sneers, as the case may be) go out to FURRY-FURY for their drop to 41st from 5th. 
A 0-2-0 can do that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Warty Toad, seeing as SERPENTS HOLD 1016's 4-4-0 has earned them 64th place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  KAOS LORDS has 
turned a 1-0-0 into 65th place from 147th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for FURRY FURY tonight, to honor their rise to 
68th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as NIGHT STALKERS' 5-3-0 has earned them 71st place 
in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BLACK & 
BRUISE has turned a 0-1-0 into 72nd place from 142nd.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for ROOKIE METALLICA 42 tonight, 
to honor their rise to 73rd after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  8 SECONDS must be either 
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 35th to 74th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as 
the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  DEVIL DOGS 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 75th place from 153rd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as LUROCIAN FISH's 
1-2-0 has earned them 76th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  FORMER BOSSES has turned a 1-0-0 into 77th place from 145th. 
Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for A-TEAM this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 37 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for ROOKIE QUEEN 40 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 79th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  AL BUMS has turned a 0-2-0 into 80th place from 
119th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight 
at The Warty Toad, seeing as BATTLE FROGS' 6-25-0 has earned them 81st place in the 
ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to KAOS AGAIN for 
their drop to 82nd from 46th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Warty Toad 
is buying the drinks for FUNKY FOLK tonight, to honor their rise to 83rd after this 
turns 1-2-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SILLY 
FOLK has turned a 0-1-0 into 86th place from 155th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for PARKING LOT 2 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 88th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  The AL BUMS VI guild has had 
a 4-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this 
kind of thing can lead.  On their very first turn, AL BUMS VIII had a 2-1-0, and with 
this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to BLACKSTONE.  And let's see, 
LISSOME fought SNEEZENIT and gained 22 points and contributed to SILKY SMOOTH's 
1-0-1.  KO'D KANGAROO has lost to HUGH KASSLE, falling 12 points, while helping make 
FURRY-FURY a 0-2-0 turn.  Due to hers absence and inability to defend the throne, 
GHOSTLY SECRET has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on HUGH KASSLE 
this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  BLACKSTONE has a new victor!  
Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty 
Toad uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the SUPERHEROES 
- X stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on BLACKSTONE, what are you 
afraid of?  And guess who avoided SUPERHEROES - X stable the most?  Believe it or 
not, it was NMMI 4.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
ROOKIE METALLICA 10's warrior DON'T TREAD.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  Tsk, tsk, tsk.  CRUTCH, does your manager know you're 
challenging down 20 points to fight PARANOID from AL BUMS III?  It pains me to see 
warriors take advantage of the system like this.  CRUTCH beat PARANOID, as if it 
surprises anyone.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  SNEEZENIT has departed BLACKSTONE, 
leaving MEANIES without their 6-4-0 warrior.  Question, just what was his team doing 
at the taverns last night?  Now it looks like FURIOSO is gone, and forgotten too, now 
that AZIONE did not revenge DARK ARENA's ERROR for killing FURIOSO.  A brave warrior 
does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  
Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BLACKSTONE and I've a long road ahead 
of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in BLACKSTONE again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUGH KASSLE 4988             10  25     99         FORMER BOSSES (953)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIMA BEAN EXPRESS 15582      12   0    128         FOOD FIGHT! (2753)        
-GHOSTLY SECRET 5925           9  16    105         GRIMM WASTES (994)        
-ERTL WISESTAFF 7570           9   8     98         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROST BITE 5928               9   8  1  87         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 LISSOME 13146                 8   5  1  82         SILKY SMOOTH (2310)       
 KO'D KANGAROO 7727           11   6     79         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
-REAL REALITY 10296            8   5  1  73         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
-DEATH ADDER 13079            10   4     72         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
 THOUGHT FIGHTER 9447          5   1     72         SUPERHEROES. (1711)       
-TAP 17737                     5   1     68         REIGN 2 (3149)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SINGLETON 5433               10   9     66         SUPE FORCES 0804 (1037)   
 CRAZY 69 11518                4   3     64         CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        
-SCOUNDREL 7048                2   2     63         PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    
 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 3467        5   0     57         ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION 12163    6   8     54         SUPE FORCES 0905 (2190)   
 THE PHANTOM 19622             5   3     50         NIGHT STALKERS (3485)     
 BALLWIPE 19086                8   3     47         BULLIES (3383)            
-ROGERG 16586                  4   2     47         SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)   
-PARADISE 6467                 3   0     47         ROOKIE STYX 22 (1221)     
-CRAZY 44 11483                3   2     47         CRAZY 88 13 (2084)        
-DIAMONDBACK 15867             7   2  1  46         SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)  
 BLUE BADGER 5186              5   5  1  46         FURRY FURY (991)          
-ARIOC OMINAH 9066             5   3     46         PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  
-MAMBA 13498                   4   4  1  46         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  
 MOJO JOJO 20279               4   1     46         POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    
 STILL SHADE 8376              4   1  1  44         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
 MUDSLINGER 16185              4   5     44         8 SECONDS (2859)          
-COREY THE MOOSE 19615         4   0     44         DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      
 MASTER REAPER 16223           4   4     43         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-SPIKEBROOK 5818               4   1     43         OF WOLF AND MAN 42 (1102) 
-SWEET ICE TEA 13813           4   0     42         GENERATION GAP (2433)     
 HIGH PRIEST 65 15994          5   2     41         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 2 (2824)
 LEWIS 19259                   5   4  1  40         BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     
 ACK 16533                     4   4     40         SERPENTS HOLD 1016 (2921) 
 CARDIO 18131                  3   0     40         ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   
 GLOSSY LAMBSKIN 21680         4   1     38         032311E (3876)            
-LEBRON LEAVING 15536          2   2     38         WHY I WORRY (2744)        
 MISTY GULL 10679              4   1     37         NMMI 4 (1929)             
 TWITPIN 19066                 2   9     37         MEANIES (3379)            
 RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       2   4     37         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STORMI 16700                  5   5     34         REIGN (2949)              

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NELCH 19062                   6   5  1  33         HALFWITS (3378)           
-AFTER 10 BEERS! 21651         3   0     33         ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE (3869)
 SQUINTING EYES 13488          3   2     33         FIGHTING WITH III (998)   
-BROADWAY JOE 20388            3   1     33         GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   
-KILLING THE THING 6499        2   0     33         ROOKIE STYX 29 (1228)     
-PRINCE STEVE 20233            1   2     33         PARKING LOT (3606)        
 THONKORON 19064               5   6     32         HALFWITS (3378)           
 ATTACK 18494                  3   0     32         ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 
-SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          4   0     30         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
 BOLPH 19060                   4   7     29         HALFWITS (3378)           
-OLD SCHOOL 16633              4   1     29         SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   
-MISTRUNNER 19242              2   1     29         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
-JULIANNE 19630                2   1     29         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-THORN WITHIN 18667            2   0     29         ROOKIE METALLICA 40 (3312)
-GLOBAL WARMING 15537          1   4     29         WHY I WORRY (2744)        
 LUNKPOOF 19085                6   5     28         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 DOGGYSTYLE 23400              2   0  1  28         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-THOUGHT FIGHTER 7747          1   1     28         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 SKULLWUNNY 19084              5   6     27         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 BUMUOOGY 19083                5   6     27         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 CLOTMUCK 19067                4   7     27         MEANIES (3379)            
-DETHNEL 12184                 2   4     26         TRUE METTLE (2194)        
 THE MEMORY REMAINS 18619      2   1     26         ROOKIE METALLICA 31 (3303)
 DAMAGED 23384                 2   0     26         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-JOHN WAYNE 15011              2   1     26         LUROCIAN JOHNS (2644)     
 FRANKENCHRIST 23385           2   0     26         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-HIGH PRIEST 22 15924          2   2     26         PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396            2   0     26         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 ATTITUDE 7943                 2   2     25         A-TEAM (1469)             
 DON'T TREAD 18515             2   1     25         ROOKIE METALLICA 10 (3282)
-AM I EVIL 18469               2   0     25         ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273) 
-INAR 19106                    1   4     25         GOOFBEEF (3387)           
 CRUTCH 15431                  3   1     24         OLD ONE (2726)            
 LIQUID SWORDS 23377           2   0     24         AL BUMS II (4136)         
 HIGHWAY 61 23379              2   0     24         AL BUMS III (4137)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORKPOOF 19082                3   8     23         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-PUT OUT THE FIRE 3625         3   1     22         ROOKIE QUEEN 39 (705)     
 REGULATE 23401                2   0     22         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 BARRACUDA 10053               1   2     22         LUROCIAN FISH (1816)      
-STEVIE RAE 20223              3   0     21         LUROCIANS TEMP11C (3604)  
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            3   8     21         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-UNFORGIVEN II 18616           2   0  1  21         ROOKIE METALLICA 30 (3302)
 AQUEMINI 23389                2   0     21         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 ODDS AGAINST 15726            1   1     21         FIGHTING WITH II (995)    
 TUESDAY'S GONE 18607          2   1  1  20         ROOKIE METALLICA 28 (3300)
 DOLLAR PARKING 20239          2   2     20         PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      
 B. ETERNAL FROG 20267         2   0     20         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
-MOOSE 19656                   2   2     20         SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   
-UNDER PRESSURE 3560           1   1     20         ROOKIE QUEEN 26 (692)     
-ONE 18697                     1   1     20         ROOKIE METALLICA 46 (3318)
 FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079            2   9     19         SILLY FOLK (3381)         
 DOING ALLRIGHT 3629           1   2     19         ROOKIE QUEEN 40 (706)     
 BORN AFTER DEATH 23393        2   0  1  18         AL BUMS V (4139)          
-MURDEROUS PAINGUIN 21439      2   2     18         FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   
-TESTAMENT 18169               1   3     18         TRUE METTLE (2194)        
-UKULELE 19649                 0   2     18         SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  
 GLUMPFOF 19061                3   8     17         HALFWITS (3378)           
 NEVERMIND 23395               2   0  1  17         AL BUMS VI (4140)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUP 23398                    2   0     17         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-FLURRY FOX 15731              1   4     17         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
 PABLO HONEY 23394             2   0     16         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-COPYCAT 10047                 1   1     16         LUROCIANS B TEMP08 (1815) 
-HIGH PRIEST 60 15986          1   1     16         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 1 (2823)
 TRASFORMER 23428              1   0     16         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 SIMONSEZBASH? 20288           1   0     16         VISION QUEST 22 (3613)    
-DARREN 19634                  1   2     15         SUPE FORCES 2A04 (3487)   
-SPRING 19643                  1   2     15         SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   
-DOG GRENADE 7749              1   0     15         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 UNNAMED FEELING 18677         1   2     15         ROOKIE METALLICA 42 (3314)
 PUNK IN DRUBLIC 23406         1   0     15         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-ALANS CAESAR 9437             0   5     15         LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)    
-WHISPER 17736                 1   1     14         TRUE METTLE (2194)        
 MY WAR 23387                  2   0  1  13         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 THROB THROB 23386             1   0     13         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 TUXICITY 23405                1   0     13         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-SILVERLIGHT ANGEL 16629       0   3     13         SUPE FORCES AA10 (2940)   
 SUE PREEM 22612               1   2     11         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
 TRUTH SERUM 20315             1   0     10         VISION QUEST 26 (3619)    
 MYSHIVER 7728                 0   3      9         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
-DOCTORE 20825                 1   1      8         SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)   
-FLAVE 20821                   1   1      8         ZOMBIE SQUAD 228 (3706)   
-BLANE 20656                   0   2      6         ZOMBIE SQUAD 223 (3685)   
 SUN KISS 19344                0   1      5         GET PERSONAL (3422)       
 BEELZEBUBBA 23388             1   1      4         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 HNIC 23372                    1   1      4         AL BUMS (4135)            
 TEN 23397                     1   1      4         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-THE BUM 21753                 0   2      2         THEM (2739)               
 CRIMINAL MINDED 23371         0   2      2         AL BUMS (4135)            
 PARANOID 23381                0   2      2         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 PURE GUAVA 23404              0   1      1         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-B2 2338                       0   1      1         08AP18B (461)             

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      BORN AFTER DEAT 23393  81  NONE
TRANSFORMER 23382       0  1 0 AL BUMS III 4137     UNFORGIVEN II 18616    80   
FURIOSO 15890           3  1 1 AZIONE 2804          WYL WILDLEAF 9103      77  NOT REVENGED
EMMA GREAT 23359        0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2737      NEVERMIND 23395        81   
MINNIE VANN 22852       0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2737      ARENAMASTER            81  NONE
MEATHEAD 19074          3  7 0 IDJITS 3380          STILL SHADE 8376       80   
SNEEZENIT 19065         6  5 0 MEANIES 3379         LISSOME 13146          81   
BABY CAKES 19371        0  1 0 VISION QUEST 5 3437  MY WAR 23387           81   
IVESI 17294             1  2 0 WOB ADD 3066         NELCH 19062            78   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MINNIE VANN was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MOJO JOJO bested HIGH PRIEST 65 in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE PHANTOM savagely defeated STILL SHADE in a 9 minute brutal Challenge melee.
HUGH KASSLE overpowered KO'D KANGAROO in a 10 minute mismatched Challenge Title duel.
LISSOME assassinated SNEEZENIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MUDSLINGER was devastated by CRAZY 69 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MISTY GULL slimly won victory over DON'T TREAD in a 4 minute Challenge match.
CRUTCH overcame PARANOID in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
FRANKENCHRIST vanquished FUMBLEPOOKIE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THOUGHT FIGHTER was viciously subdued by FROST BITE in a 4 minute expert's fight.
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY overpowered LEWIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
BLUE BADGER overpowered SKULLWUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALLWIPE savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 15 minute competition.
CARDIO subdued THE MEMORY REMAINS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
ACK beat ATTITUDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
MASTER REAPER vanquished DORKPOOF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RELOCATING VAGRANT vanquished SMOOCHIEBUMP in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GLOSSY LAMBSKIN bested BOLPH in a 2 minute brawl.
LUNKPOOF bested MYSHIVER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SQUINTING EYES luckily beat DOLLAR PARKING in a 2 minute bout.
BUMUOOGY was beaten by ATTACK in a 4 minute match.
TWITPIN savagely defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute master vs. amateur conflict.
THONKORON won victory over TUESDAY'S GONE in a popular 1 minute match.
NELCH overcame BARRACUDA in a action packed 3 minute duel.
GLUMPFOF was devastated by DAMAGED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNNAMED FEELING was overpowered by ODDS AGAINST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CLOTMUCK beat DOING ALLRIGHT in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TEN was overpowered by SIMONSEZBASH? in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STILL DREAM won victory over SUN KISS in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
B. ETERNAL FROG handily defeated HNIC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SUPERUNKNOWN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 3 minute uneven competition.
NEVERMIND executed EMMA GREAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIX FEET UNDER vanquished CRIMINAL MINDED in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SUE PREEM overpowered PURE GUAVA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
REGULATE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LIQUID SWORDS beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fray.
HIGHWAY 61 devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SOUP bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's battle.
DOGGYSTYLE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MY WAR savagely slew BABY CAKES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal novice's match.
BEELZEBUBBA lost to TRUTH SERUM in a 2 minute novice's bout.
AQUEMINI vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BORN AFTER DEATH killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute beginner's competition.
PABLO HONEY beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
THROB THROB vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TUXICITY demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute uneven conflict.
PUNK IN DRUBLIC handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TRASFORMER beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY      134 -  74 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     74 -  55 -  3      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW       117 -  91 -  8      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK  195 - 180 - 11      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  28 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK   133 - 157 -  4      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  31 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  40 -  2      31  |

Turn  81 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  9         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  2                                       2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1                                       2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  8     
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     FROST BITE 5928             9   8  1   87 KAOS LORDS (920)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LISSOME 13146               8   5  1   82 SILKY SMOOTH (2310)
TOTAL PARRY      KO'D KANGAROO 7727         11   6  0   79 FURRY-FURY (1428)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRAZY 69 11518              4   3  0   64 CRAZY 88 20 (2091)
AIMED BLOW       MOJO JOJO 20279             4   1  0   46 POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FROST BITE 5928.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FROST BITE 5928.  The ten other most popular fighters were BABY CAKES 19371, 
CRUTCH 15431, BARRACUDA 10053, MISTY GULL 10679, THE MEMORY REMAINS 18619, LISSOME 
13146, SNEEZENIT 19065, CARDIO 18131, ACK 16533, and ATTITUDE 7943.

The least popular fighter this week was BALLWIPE 19086.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KO'D KANGAROO 7727, PURE GUAVA 23404, CRIMINAL MINDED 23371, EMMA GREAT 
23359, HNIC 23372, TEN 23397, UNNAMED FEELING 18677, GLUMPFOF 19061, SMOOCHIEBUMP 
19081, and DORKPOOF 19082.