DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2011    Duedate: 08/24/2011

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 85

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRISONER 485
DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)
(84-11985) [7-1-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUGH KASSLE                    PRISONER 485
FORMER BOSSES (953)            DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)
(84-4988) [11-27-0,90]         (84-11985) [7-1-0,116]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DEATH ADDER                    OLD SCHOOL
SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)        SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)
(84-13079) [10-6-0,60]         (84-16633) [4-2-0,34]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HALFWITS (3378)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATIN IX (3650)            45 
2. STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)    35    BULLIES (3383)
3. DEVIATION I (3642)            28    Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION V (3646)            26 
5. DEVIATION IIB (3643)          25    ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)    6   0  0 100.   1/ 2 HALFWITS (3378)           6  6 0
 2/ 3*ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)    3   0  0 100.   2/ 3*AL BUMS IV (4138)         6  8 1
 3/ 9*DEVIATION IIB (3643)       3   0  0 100.   3/ 1*AL BUMS VI (4140)         6  9 2
 4/ 4*STATIONARY WILBURY (3617)  2   0  1 100.   4/ 5*AL BUMS (4135)            5  4 0
 5/ 0*DEVIATION V (3646)         2   0  0 100.   5/ 4*AL BUMS III (4137)        5  4 0
 6/ 0*DEVIATION I (3642)         2   0  0 100.   6/ 6*AL BUMS VII (4141)        5  5 0
 7/ 5*MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)      2   0  0 100.   7/ 7*AL BUMS VIII (4142)       5  6 0
 8/ 0*DEVIATION VI (3647)        2   0  0 100.   8/25*DEVIATION IIB (3643)      3  0 0
 9/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699)  2   0  0 100.   9/10 BULLIES (3383)            3  0 0
10/12*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)    2   0  0 100.  21/121*DEVIATIN IX (3650)        3  1 1
11/15*TMI (3416)                 2   0  0 100.  11/12*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      3  1 0
12/ 0*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)      2   0  0 100.  12/90*STATES OF MIND (2910)     3  2 0
13/19*ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)       2   0  0 100.  13/11 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         3  3 0
14/ 0*DEVIATION VII (3648)       1   0  1 100.  14/20*DEVESTATION (2860)        3  5 0
15/ 0*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951)  1   0  1 100.  15/ 8 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      3 10 0
16/ 0*OTTODROME 46 (4398)        1   0  0 100.  16/23*STATIONARY WILBURY (3617) 2  0 1
17/ 0*OTTODROME 48 (4381)        1   0  0 100.  17/26*MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)     2  0 0
18/ 0*OTTODROME 50 (4383)        1   0  0 100.  18/28*MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*OTTODROME 37 (4389)        1   0  0 100.  19/30*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      2  0 0
20- 8*PUSHING DAISIES (3611)     1   0  0 100.  20/ 0*DEVIATION I (3642)        2  0 0
21- 7*DRINKING WITH BUBB (3559)  1   0  0 100.  21/ 0*DEVIATION V (3646)        2  0 0
22/ 0*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)       1   0  0 100.  22/ 0*DEVIATION VI (3647)       2  0 0
23/ 0*DEVIATION XI (3652)        1   0  0 100.  23/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699) 2  0 0
24-10*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3700)  1   0  0 100.  24/34*ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)   2  0 0
25-11*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)     1   0  0 100.  25/44*I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)    2  0 0
26-13*SERPENTS HOLD 58 (4078)    1   0  0 100.  26/ 0*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 2  0 0
27/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)   1   0  0 100.  27/ 0*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     2  0 0
28-17*X AND OH (1575)            1   0  0 100.  28/45*KILLER DISEASES (3043)    2  0 0
29/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)     7   1  0 87.5  29/14*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   2  0 0
30-21*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)       6   1  0 85.7  30/51*TMI (3416)                2  0 0
31/25*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)       5   1  0 83.3  31/84 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     2  0 0
32-22*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2823)  5   1  0 83.3  32/59 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  2  0 0
33/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)    5   1  0 83.3  33/54 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  2  0 0
34/28 BULLIES (3383)            12   3  0 80.0  34/55*CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        2  0 0
34/134*DEVIATIN IX (3650)         3   1  1 75.0  35/58*DEVIATION E (2327)        2  0 0
36-31*MUCH OLDER (2723)          3   1  0 75.0  36- 9 FURRY-FURY (1428)         2  0 0
37/42*I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)     3   1  0 75.0  37/69 STATE OF MIND (1582)      2  0 0
38/33 STATE OF MIND (1582)      28  11  0 71.8  38/73*ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)      2  0 0
39/39*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)     5   2  0 71.4  39/76*DEVIATION XIII (3654)     2  1 0
40/27*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)       5   2  0 71.4  40/80*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  2  2 0
41/23*DWARF WARS (3415)          5   2  0 71.4  41/19*AL BUMS II (4136)         2  3 0
42/37 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)   9   4  0 69.2  42/86*DEVIATION C (2325)        2  3 0
43/51*CRAZY 88 15 (2086)         6   3  2 66.7  43/99*PYROMANIA (2908)          2  5 0
44/24*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300)  4   2  1 66.7  44/22 THEM (2739)               2  6 0
45/57*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)       4   2  0 66.7  45/ 0*DEVIATION VII (3648)      1  0 1
46/ 0*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)    4   2  0 66.7  46/ 0*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 1  0 1
47/84*STATES OF MIND (2910)      4   2  0 66.7  47/ 0*OTTODROME 46 (4398)       1  0 0
48-41*SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)    2   1  0 66.7  48/ 0*OTTODROME 48 (4381)       1  0 0
49/85*DEVIATION XIII (3654)      2   1  0 66.7  49/ 0*OTTODROME 50 (4383)       1  0 0
50/88*MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)   2   1  0 66.7  50/ 0*OTTODROME 37 (4389)       1  0 0
51/86*SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)    2   1  0 66.7  51-31*PUSHING DAISIES (3611)    1  0 0
52/87*MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558)  2   1  0 66.7  52-75 NIGHT STALKERS (3485)     1  0 0
53-43*DEVIATION X (2960)         2   1  0 66.7  53/ 0*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      1  0 0
54/56*KILLER DISEASES (3043)     7   4  0 63.6  54/ 0*DEVIATION XI (3652)       1  0 0
55/36 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   10   6  0 62.5  55-27*DRINKING WITH BUBB (3559) 1  0 0
56/ 0*JIM IS IN (2863)           5   3  1 62.5  56-32*SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)      1  0 0
57/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  5   3  0 62.5  57-33*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3700) 1  0 0
58/50*AL BUMS IV (4138)         17  11  2 60.7  58-29*PARKING LOT (3606)        1  0 0
59/35*AL BUMS VI (4140)         18  12  4 60.0  59-35*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    1  0 0
60/48 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    9   6  1 60.0  60-36*SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)   1  0 0
61/64 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)   6   4  1 60.0  61/37*SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)   1  0 0
62-54 NIGHT STALKERS (3485)      6   4  0 60.0  62/38*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   1  0 0
63-55 DEVIL DOGS (2867)          6   4  0 60.0  63-39*SERPENTS HOLD 58 (4078)   1  0 0
64-58*SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)       3   2  0 60.0  64/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)  1  0 0
65/44*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   3   2  0 60.0  65-83 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    1  0 0
66/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)   3   2  0 60.0  66/ 0*JIM IS IN (2863)          1  0 0
67/ 0*420 B.C.A (2347)           3   2  0 60.0  67-13 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         1  0 0
68/68 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)      7   5  1 58.3  68-82*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3314) 1  0 0
69/ 0*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861)  7   5  0 58.3  69-16*PRIESTS OF SYRINX  (2823) 1  0 0
70/63*AL BUMS III (4137)        10   8  0 55.6  70/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  1  0 0
71-66*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)         5   4  0 55.6  71/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   1  0 0
72/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322)  5   4  0 55.6  72/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    1  0 0
73/53*AL BUMS V (4139)           6   5  1 54.5  73/ 0*420 B.C.A (2347)          1  0 0
74/77 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)   6   5  0 54.5  74/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)   1  0 0
75-70 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    42  36  2 53.8  75-17 KAOS LORDS (920)          1  0 0
76/76*PYROMANIA (2908)           7   6  0 53.8  76-61 FURRY FURY (991)          1  0 0
77/47*AL BUMS VII (4141)         9   8  1 52.9  77-66*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    1  0 0
78/69*DEVESTATION (2860)         7   7  0 50.0  78-94*GRIMM WAIT (1545)         1  0 0
79/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    5   5  0 50.0  79-68*X AND OH (1575)           1  0 0
80/40*AL BUMS II (4136)          4   4  0 50.0  80-88*ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)      1  0 0
81/97*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811)  3   3  0 50.0  81/40*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-78*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)     3   3  0 50.0  82/ 0*DEVIATION XIV (3655)      1  1 0
83/ 0*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    2   2  0 50.0  13/113*SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)   1  1 0
84-81*PARKING LOT (3606)         2   2  0 50.0  84/ 0*DEVIATION III (3644)      1  1 0
85/45*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)     2   2  0 50.0  22/122*MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558) 1  1 0
86/46*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)      2   2  0 50.0  11/111*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    1  1 0
87/14*MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)   1   1  0 50.0  87/43*MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  1  1 0
36/136*SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)    1   1  0 50.0  18/118*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      1  1 0
89/ 0*DEVIATION III (3644)       1   1  0 50.0  89/46*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    1  1 0
90/ 0*DEVIATION XIV (3655)       1   1  0 50.0  29/129*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 1  1 0
91/ 6*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)       1   1  0 50.0  91-79*DEVIATION X (2960)        1  1 0
42/142*DEVIATION BLACK (2954)     1   1  0 50.0  92/15*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300) 1  1 0
43/143*ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)     1   1  0 50.0  25/125*DEVIATION BLACK (2954)    1  1 0
94/74*DEVIATION C (2325)        13  14  1 48.1  94/50*DWARF WARS (3415)         1  1 0
95-89 DEVIATION D (2326)         9  10  0 47.4  35/135 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  1  1 0
96/75*AL BUMS (4135)             7   8  1 46.7  37/137 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       1  1 0
97/92 HALFWITS (3378)           27  33  1 45.0  97/87 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  1 0
98/79*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)      3   4  0 42.9  98-18 FIGHTING WITH II (995)    1  1 0
99/99 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        8  11  1 42.1  41/141*ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    1  1 0
00/93*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)     4   6  0 40.0  00/72*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     1  1 0
01-95*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3303)  2   3  0 40.0  43/143*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      1  1 0
02-96*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3314)  2   3  0 40.0  02/74*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     1  1 0
03/83*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)   2   3  0 40.0  05/105*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634) 1  2 0
04/90*AL BUMS VIII (4142)        7  11  0 38.9  04/78*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    1  2 0
00-100 FURRY-FURY (1428)         16  26  0 38.1  05-91*DEVIATION ORANGE (2953)   1  2 0
06/98 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      27  46  0 37.0  06/81*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  1  2 0
01/101 MEANIES (3379)            16  31  0 34.0  07/21*AL BUMS V (4139)          1  4 0
02/102 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         12  24  0 33.3  08-95*DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)   1  4 0
13/113*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)       2   4  0 33.3  09/96 MEANIES (3379)            0  6 0
27/127*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634)  1   2  0 33.3  10-97*KAOS 11-08 (3833)         0  4 0
11/ 0*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)     1   2  0 33.3  11-98*KAOS 11-02 (3233)         0  4 0
03-103*DEVIATION ORANGE (2953)    1   2  0 33.3  00-100*OTTODROME 25 (3426)       0  4 0
13/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)    1   2  0 33.3  20/120*DEVIATION IV (3645)       0  3 0
04-104 FIGHTING WITH II (995)     8  18  0 30.8  01/101 SILLY FOLK (3381)         0  3 0
15/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 609  (3689)  3   7  1 30.0  02-102 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       0  3 0
05/105 FORMER BOSSES (953)       11  27  0 28.9  03-103 FIGHTING WITH III (998)   0  3 0
06/106 THEM (2739)               12  31  2 27.9  04-104*KAOS AGAIN (1542)         0  3 0
07-107 FURRY FURY (991)           6  16  1 27.3  06-106*KAOS 11-04 (3825)         0  2 0
08-108*DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)    3   8  0 27.3  19/119*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    0  2 0
09-109*DEVIATION WHITE (2952)     1   3  0 25.0  20/ 0*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    0  2 0
11-111 KAOS LORDS (920)          17  53  1 24.3  23/123*DEVIATIONS (2862)         0  2 0
17/117*DEVIATION E (2327)         3  11  0 21.4  08-108*DEVIATION WHITE (2952)    0  2 0
12-112 FIGHTING WITH III (998)    5  19  0 20.8  09-109*OTTODROME 20 (2741)       0  2 0
15-115 BATTLE FROGS (2064)        6  28  0 17.6  38/138 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   0  2 0
16-116*KAOS 11-06 (3830)          1   5  0 16.7  25-93*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    0  2 0
18-118*KAOS AGAIN (1542)          4  23  1 14.8  26/ 0*OTTODROME 49 (4382)       0  1 0
19-119*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     3  18  0 14.3  27/ 0*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   0  1 0
20/120 SILLY FOLK (3381)          2  15  0 11.8  28-89*KAOS 11-06 (3830)         0  1 0
21-121*GRIMM WAIT (1545)          1  22  0  4.3  29/ 0*DEVIATION XB (3651)       0  1 0
22-122*KAOS 11-08 (3833)          0  13  0  0.0  30/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 609  (3689) 0  1 0
23-123*KAOS 11-02 (3233)          0  13  0  0.0  14-114*ORDER (3458)              0  1 0
24-124*KAOS 11-04 (3825)          0   7  0  0.0  15-115*OTTO'S SPELLBOOK (3459)   0  1 0
25-125*OTTODROME 25 (3426)        0   6  0  0.0  16-116*EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)    0  1 0
33/133*DEVIATION IV (3645)        0   3  0  0.0  34/ 0*DEVIATION XVI (3641)      0  1 0
35/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)   0   3  0  0.0  35/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  0  1 0
32/132*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)     0   2  0  0.0  07-107*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3303) 0  1 0
29-129*OTTODROME 20 (2741)        0   2  0  0.0  37/ 0*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   0  1 0
40/140*DEVIATIONS (2862)          0   2  0  0.0  24-124*MUCH OLDER (2723)         0  1 0
30-130*TMF (2198)                 0   2  0  0.0  39/53 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   0  1 0
40/ 0*OTTODROME 49 (4382)        0   1  0  0.0  40/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 0  1 0
41/ 0*DEVIATION XVI (3641)       0   1  0  0.0  41/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322) 0  1 0
42/ 0*DEVIATION XB (3651)        0   1  0  0.0  42/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   0  1 0
38-138*ORDER (3458)               0   1  0  0.0  40-140 DEVIATION D (2326)        0  1 0
37-137*EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)     0   1  0  0.0  44/ 0*SING-SONG WORDS (2059)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
31-131*OTTO'S SPELLBOOK (3459)    0   1  0  0.0  10-110*TMF (2198)                0  1 0
46/ 0*SING-SONG WORDS (2059)     0   1  0  0.0  46-85*CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, AL BUMS 
VI, but HALFWITS was just too good to be stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
DEVIATION IIB really go up by 17?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  DEVIATIN IX had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
3-0-1 and wound up as 10th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did STATES OF MIND really 
go up by 78?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PARKING 
LOT 2 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
19th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did I MEAN BUSINESS really go up by 19?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  KILLER DISEASES had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 28th team!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 got 1-0-0 and dropped 15.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did TMI really go 
up by 21?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BLACK & 
BRUISE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
31st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SERPENTS HOLD 602 really go up by 27?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  HIGHSCHOOL HEROES had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 33rd team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did CRAZY 88 15 really go up by 21?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEVIATION E had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 35th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did STATE OF MIND really go up by 32?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  ROOKIE QUEEN 8 had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 38th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
DEVIATION XIII really go up by 37?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  STORMY'S TROOPERS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 40th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
AL BUMS II again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DEVIATION C really go up by 44?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PYROMANIA had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-1-0 and wound up as 43rd team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  THEM dropped 22, which I think's more than 
all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in SUPE 
FORCES 3A01 again!  Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--SUPE FORCES 3A06 got 1-0-0 
and dropped 24.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any 
of those losers in SCUM SMASHERS again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SERPENTS HOLD 56 really go up 
by 30?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MILWAUKEE WE 
TRUST had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
85th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did POWERPUFF GIRLS really go up by 25?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one 
team drop in one round?  MILWAUKEE MADNESS dropped 44, which I think's more than all 
the other teams combined!  DRAFT DODGERS had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 88th team!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in CUT THE MUSTARD again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won 
a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 really go up by 39?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a 
real loser?  Listen to this--ROOKIE METALLICA 28 got 0-1-0 and dropped 77.  Didn't 
see much of them after the fights!  DEVIATION BLACK had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 93rd team!  See if I even talk to any 
of those losers in DWARF WARS again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SERPENTS HOLD 618 really go up by 
40?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  UP YOUR NOSE had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 96th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did ROOKIES STYX 19 really go up by 42?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop 
in one round?  ROOKIE QUEEN 29 dropped 28, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  ROOKIE QUEEN 6 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 1-0-0 and wound up as 101st team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--ROOKIE QUEEN 11 got 0-1-0 and dropped 28.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in DEVIATION BROWN again!  Didja 
see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a 
real loser?  Listen to this--DEVIANT DEVIATION got 0-1-0 and dropped 25.  Didn't see 
much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  
AL BUMS V dropped 86, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if 
I even talk to any of those losers in MEANIES again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0? 
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--SILLY FOLK got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them after the fights! 
I couldn't believe it.  Did SERPENTS HOLD 10 really go up by 14?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in SUPE FORCES 0907 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  MVP award for COBALT BLUE?  STORMY'S TROOPERS C's proud of him 
after beating BUCKY FELLINI and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
DEATH ADDER got smashed by SUGAR DADDIES, and lost 16 points!  Was that a tear I saw 
in PRISONER 485's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't HUGH KASSLE fit to 
be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me! 
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  TAUREN TRIBES was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 5-2-0 record really that scary?  I don't know what DEVESTATION's been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TAUREN TRIBES, that's 
fer sher.  Like, is CARDIO popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of 
BLACKSTONE!  He's got a 6-0-0, is that good?  People were asking me did HEAVEN BESIDE 
YOU REALLY challenge CRAZY 54?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) 
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but CRAZY 54 wants me to write about it 
since he bested HEAVEN BESIDE YOU.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Everyone has problems, but why did FUNKY 
FOLK send ROBIN BANKS to the Dark Arena?  She had a 2-0-0, and I thought she looked 
neat on the sands...  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 485 11985            7   1    116         DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROST BITE 5928              11   8  1  99         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-KO'D KANGAROO 7727           13   6     92         FURRY-FURY (1428)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUGH KASSLE 4988             11  27     90         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
 SUGAR DADDIES 11735           8  11  1  85         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
-SCOUNDREL 7048                3   2     76         PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    
 REAL REALITY 10296            9   6  1  75         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
 BALLWIPE 19086               12   3     74         BULLIES (3383)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY 54 11494                6   3  2  66         CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        
-CRAZY 69 11518                5   4     66         CRAZY 88 20 (2091)        
 MAMBA 13498                   6   4  1  65         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  
 CARDIO 18131                  6   0     62         ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   
 NELCH 19062                  10   5  1  61         HALFWITS (3378)           
 DEATH ADDER 13079            10   6     60         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
-MASTER REAPER 16223           6   4     59         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEWIS 19259                   7   5  1  58         BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AGONY 16668                  10   6     56         DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)    
 HEMLOCK 14097                 9   4     55         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
 BUTTE PIRATE 10334            6   5     55         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
-BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 3467        6   1     54         ROOKIE QUEEN 7 (673)      
-THE PHANTOM 19622             6   4     54         NIGHT STALKERS (3485)     
 BRITANY 13209                 5   4     54         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2322)
 DOLLAR PARKING 20239          4   2     54         PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      
 DWARFVADER 19251              5   2     53         DWARF WARS (3415)         
 COREY THE MOOSE 19615         5   1     53         DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      
-BLUE BADGER 5186              6   5  1  52         FURRY FURY (991)          
 BRZOTOWSKI 13185              5   3     52         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
 THONKORON 19064               8   7     48         HALFWITS (3378)           
 HIGH PRIEST 22 15924          3   3     48         PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 
 HIDDEN GERBIL 19254           2   0     46         TMI (3416)                
 DAWNSTRIDER 19240             2   0     45         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
 SMALL POX 18995               4   0     44         KILLER DISEASES (3043)    
 VIRTUAL REALITY 8644          3   0     44         STATE OF MIND (1582)      
 THE DUST 3468                 2   0     44         ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)      
 MOJO JOJO 20279               5   2     43         POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    
 FIRE N BRIMSTONE 16460        5   2     42         PYROMANIA (2908)          
-PRINCE STEVE 20233            2   2     42         PARKING LOT (3606)        
 SKULLWUNNY 19084              7   8     41         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 BOLPH 19060                   5  10     41         HALFWITS (3378)           
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192       3   3     41         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
 THE GREAT RAGU 20012          2   1     41         MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)  
 COLEMAN'S 18004               2   2     40         CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    
 GREAT WHITE HOPE 6452         1   1     40         ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    
 PROPHET'S SONG 3573           3   4     39         ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     
 FEDEX 19279                   3   1     39         I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)    
-ONE MOMENT 8390               1   4     39         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 ZENOS 10720                   3   0     38         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
 VERNON 20792                  3   0     38         ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)   
 LUNKPOOF 19085                8   7     37         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234       3   2     36         DEVIATION E (2327)        
 MISTER GAGA 16465             2   2     36         DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  
-MYSHIVER 7728                 2   3     36         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
 NEVERMIND 23395               5   1  2  35         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 TUESDAY'S GONE 18607          4   2  1  35         ROOKIE METALLICA 28 (3300)
 HONARA 11955                  5   1     34         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
 OLD SCHOOL 16633              4   2     34         SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   
 HEAVEN BESIDE YOU 16189       4   2     34         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 VALDACERA 11973               3   3     34         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
 MISTRUNNER 19242              3   2     34         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
 KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458      2   2     34         ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUMUOOGY 19083                6   9     33         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 FRANKENCHRIST 23385           4   2     33         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 MORRISON HOTEL 16204          3   0     33         JIM IS IN (2863)          
-ODDS AGAINST 15726            2   2     33         FIGHTING WITH II (995)    
 THE HOUSEWIFE 21499           2   0     33         SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   
 SCHLITZ 19993                 2   1     33         MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558) 
 VAMPIRIC MAIL 9355            1   2     33         SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)   
-STROKE 15413                  3   1     32         MUCH OLDER (2723)         
 ONE VISION 3484               2   2     32         ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737      3   4     31         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
 CUERVO GOLD 13347             3   2     31         420 B.C.A (2347)          
-HIGH PRIEST 60 15986          3   1     31         PRIESTS OF SYRINX 1 (2823)
 WHACKS POETIC 17760           3   4     31         DEVIATION C (2325)        
 CLOTMUCK 19067                4  11     29         MEANIES (3379)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLUMPFOF 19061                4  11     29         HALFWITS (3378)           
 THE ISLE OF DENIAL 16191      4   2     29         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
 LOCKED AND LOADED 20445       2   0     29         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT 16473    1   1     28         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-CANTSTANDJA 20679             3   2     27         SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)      
-YELLOW LIGHT 16732            2   3     27         DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)   
 RANTKIN 17832                 2   1     27         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 SUE WEEEEE 16471              2   1     27         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 FIRE FOR HIRE 16462           1   2     27         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 YOWZA 16832                   1   1     27         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 TWO DARN MANY 20307           2   0  1  26         STATIONARY WILBURYS (3617)
 JULIANNE 19630                2   2     26         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396            3   3     25         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            3  12     25         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-PARANOID 23381                2   2     25         AL BUMS III (4137)        
-MELLOW YELLOW 16735           1   2     25         DEVIATION YELLOW (2955)   
 DOGGYSTYLE 23400              4   2  1  24         AL BUMS VII (4141)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY WAR 23387                  4   2  1  23         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079            2  13     23         SILLY FOLK (3381)         
 TWITPIN 19066                 2  13     23         MEANIES (3379)            
-DOCTORE 20825                 2   1     23         SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)   
 GARLIC 21487                  2   1     23         SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)   
 KARL RATSCHE'S 24168          2   0     22         MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)     
-UNNAMED FEELING 18677         2   3     22         ROOKIE METALLICA 42 (3314)
-THOUSAND YARD STARE 16760     2   0     22         DEVIATION X (2960)        
 WICKED GARDEN 20499           2   0     22         DEVIATION XIII (3654)     
 COBALT BLUE 20786             1   0     22         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
 SUE PREEM 22612               3   3     21         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
-TUXICITY 23405                3   1     21         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-BELUSHI 20278                 1   0     21         PUSHING DAISIES (3611)    
-THE HORDE 24087               1   0     21         THEM (2739)               
 SOUP 23398                    4   2     20         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 HIGHWAY 61 23379              3   3     20         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 MISTER CATCHA TORRY 16714     1   0  1  20         STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 
-LET IT BLEED 23383            1   0     20         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 COULD BE FUN 20490            1   0     20         DEVIATION XI (3652)       
 BEELZEBUBBA 23388             3   3  1  19         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-THE MEMORY REMAINS 18619      2   3     19         ROOKIE METALLICA 31 (3303)
 THE SPEED OF PAIN 17761       2   2     19         DEVIATION C (2325)        
-CLOUDKILL 19492               0   1     19         OTTO'S SPELLBOOK (3459)   
 DAMAGED 23384                 3   3     18         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 LIQUID SWORDS 23377           3   3     18         AL BUMS II (4136)         
-TRASFORMER 23428              3   1     18         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 BLEEDING FREEK 16187          1   3     18         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 MCNUGGET MCDEATH 24135        1   1     18         MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  
 ADRAN 17831                   1   1     18         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 PABLO HONEY 23394             3   3  1  17         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 TEN 23397                     3   3  1  17         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 ILLMATIC 23373                2   0     17         AL BUMS (4135)            
 TRIPWIRE 22780                1   1     17         SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)   
-TEQUILA MAN 19996             1   0     17         DRINKING WITH BUBBA (3559)
-HASLEM 20806                  1   0     17         ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    
 FIJRE DOWN BELOW 16461        1   1     17         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 REGULATE 23401                3   3     16         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 HNIC 23372                    2   4     16         AL BUMS (4135)            
 DISRAELI GEARS 23380          1   1     16         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 SAMSONITE GORILLA 20399       1   1     16         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (3634)
-PARACHUTE FLYER 20789         1   0     16         STORMY'S TROOPERS D (3700)
 BOOMER 19345                  0   2     16         SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  
 SANCTIFIED INSIDE  20474      1   0     15         DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      
 NUT FLUSH 20466               1   0     15         DEVIATION VI (3647)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBIWAN HAS TAUTOWELL 20438    1   0     15         DEVIATION I (3642)        
 SAYHELLO 2MY LILFREN 20450    1   0     14         DEVIATION III (3644)      
 REDEMPTION 24687              1   0     14         OTTODROME 50 (4383)       
 SAINT DWAYNE 24199            0   2     14         DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    
-THROB THROB 23386             3   1     13         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-WHITE LIGHTENING 16716        1   2     13         DEVIATION WHITE (2952)    
 FOREST MOON 20784             1   0     13         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
 INTERSTATE LOVESONG 20505     1   0     13         DEVIATION XIV (3655)      
 STYLEIDENTICAL2NONE 20441     1   0     13         DEVIATION I (3642)        
 BLUE WHO WHO 16750            1   0     13         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN 20459    1   0     13         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU 20460    1   0     13         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 AQUEMINI 23389                3   3     12         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 TIS BUT AFLESHWOUND 20467     1   0  1  12         DEVIATION VII (3648)      
 MISTER ANDERSON 16200         0   2     12         DEVIATIONS (2862)         
-BORN AFTER DEATH 23393        3   1  1  11         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 MY BOY BLUE 16748             1   0     11         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-CRIMINAL INTENT 16831         1   0     11         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 SALVATION 24673               1   0     11         OTTODROME 48 (4381)       
 VERTBURN 24760                1   0     11         OTTODROME 46 (4398)       
-PELF 22786                    1   0     11         SERPENTS HOLD 58 (4078)   
-ANCIENT ORANGE 16725          1   0     11         DEVIATION ORANGE (2953)   
-A NUNNERY 19305               0   3     11         OTTODROME 25 (3426)       
 STEP DOWN 24716               1   0     10         OTTODROME 37 (4389)       
-THE CHRONIC 23399             1   0      9         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-WE DIE YOUNG 16190            1   0      9         DEVESTATION (2860)        
-XTRICATE 8585                 1   0      9         X AND OH (1575)           
 BUCKY FELLINI 23408           2   2      8         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 NUTCRACKER 19589              1   1      8         SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      
 THE GREEN MILE 16743          1   1      8         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
 EZ DUZ IT 23370               1   1      8         AL BUMS (4135)            
 MOSH THRU THE MARSH 20462     1   0      8         DEVIATION VI (3647)       
 36 CHAMBERS 23378             1   1      8         AL BUMS II (4136)         
 PURE GUAVA 23404              1   4      7         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 THOMAS 23324                  1   0      7         SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)  
-BELGIAN ROULETTE 15502        0   1      7         OTTODROME 20 (2741)       
-KASH 19486                    0   1      7         ORDER (3458)              
-ROSCO P COLTRANE 20400        0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (3634)
-WHERE THE RIVER GOES 20498    0   1      7         DEVIATION XIII (3654)     
-SO WRONG 19304                0   1      7         OTTODROME 25 (3426)       
 GREEN HORNET 16744            0   1      7         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
-BROWN CRITTER 16739           0   1      7         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
 TAKEYOURTIME HURRYUP 20486    0   1      7         DEVIATION XB (3651)       
-SIS BOOM BAA 19510            0   1      7         EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)    
 NORM ALI 24081                1   1      6         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
 READY TO DIE 23403            1   3      6         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-COMFORTABLY NUMB 12203        0   2      6         TMF (2198)                
-ICED EARTH 15504              0   1      5         OTTODROME 20 (2741)       
 HIS BOY ELROY 20433           0   1      5         DEVIATION XVI (3641)      
-DOUBLE DEALER 19303           0   1      5         OTTODROME 25 (3426)       
 MORAL PARAGON 20447           0   1      5         DEVIATION III (3644)      
 LOSER CRUISER 11338           0   1      1         SING-SONG WORDS (2059)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      MISTER CATCHA T 16714  85  NONE
RAISING HELL 23392      0  1 0 AL BUMS V 4139       TWO DARN MANY 20307    84   
DARE TO BE STUP 23407   0  2 0 AL BUMS VIII 4142    BANDIT PRINCE          85  NONE
ARMY ANTS 20506         0  1 0 DEVIATION XIV 3655   EMBEZZLING SCRIB       85  NONE
EMMA GREAT 23359        0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2737      NEVERMIND 23395        81  NOT REVENGED
ROBIN BANKS 18463       2  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 2737      WURM KIN               85  NONE
SUN KISS 19344          0  2 0 GET PERSONAL 3422    CRIMINAL MINDED 23371  82  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNEEZENIT 19065         6  5 0 MEANIES 3379         LISSOME 13146          81  NOT REVENGED
PROVIDENCE 24679        0  1 0 OTTODROME 49 4382    TIS BUT AFLESHW 20467  85   
VIPER 20673             0  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD 6 3689 BEELZEBUBBA 23388      85   
BLAST! 20395            3  3 0 THEM 2739            STONE GOLEM            85  NONE
THE FRIGHT 18461        2  5 0 THEM 2739            HIGH ELF               85  NONE
BABY CAKES 19371        0  1 0 VISION QUEST 5 3437  MY WAR 23387           81  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAST! was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ROBIN BANKS was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THE FRIGHT was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DARE TO BE STUPID was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DWARFVADER was devastated by BALLWIPE in a 3 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
MISTER GAGA was devastated by LEWIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
COLEMAN'S was defeated by BUTTE PIRATE in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SMALL POX won victory over MISTRUNNER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DAWNSTRIDER won victory over TUESDAY'S GONE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HIDDEN GERBIL overpowered DOGGYSTYLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LOCKED AND LOADED overpowered SAINT DWAYNE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUGAR DADDIES overpowered DEATH ADDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
VIRTUAL REALITY bested BOLPH in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
HEAVEN BESIDE YOU was devastated by CRAZY 54 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE GREAT RAGU vanquished WHACKS POETIC in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FEDEX handily defeated CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FIRE N BRIMSTONE devastated SUE PREEM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MOJO JOJO overpowered LUCKY BROWN SEVENS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MISTER ANDERSON was luckily beaten by SAMSONITE GORILLA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SCHLITZ handily defeated SOUP in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TWO DARN MANY slimly won victory over FUMBLEPOOKIE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KARL RATSCHE'S beat TEN in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
NUTCRACKER was vanquished by SUE WEEEEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
HUGH KASSLE was overpowered by PRISONER 485 in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title fight.
SIZE TWENTY ONE won victory over REAL REALITY in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
MAMBA vanquished PROPHET'S SONG in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
CARDIO luckily beat BRITANY in a 12 minute brutal fray.
VALDACERA was handily defeated by DOLLAR PARKING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRZOTOWSKI was overpowered by COREY THE MOOSE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GREAT WHITE HOPE overcame GLUMPFOF in a 2 minute fight.
HEMLOCK narrowly defeated LUNKPOOF in a popular 4 minute gory match.
NELCH overpowered NEVERMIND in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
THONKORON overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute match.
PARTIES AT ADAM'S outwaited OLD SCHOOL in a popular 10 minute duel.
BUMUOOGY was devastated by THE DUST in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
SKULLWUNNY was overpowered by HIGH PRIEST 22 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE SPEED OF PAIN was viciously subdued by THE HOUSEWIFE in a 4 minute match.
JULIANNE was overpowered by VERNON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FIRE FOR HIRE was unbelievably bested by SUPERUNKNOWN in a 4 minute match.
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE overpowered ADRAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HONARA unbelievably bested BOOMER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
ZENOS overcame ONE VISION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
VAMPIRIC MAIL defeated TWITPIN in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE overcame MCNUGGET MCDEATH in a 2 minute melee.
SMOOCHIEBUMP was handily defeated by FRANKENCHRIST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DAMAGED was overpowered by MORRISON HOTEL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RANTKIN vanquished AQUEMINI in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
YOWZA handily defeated LIQUID SWORDS in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
WICKED GARDEN luckily beat MY WAR in a unpopular 10 minute brutal match.
HNIC was demolished by THE ISLE OF DENIAL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT overpowered PABLO HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VIPER was executed by BEELZEBUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLEEDING FREEK was subdued by GARLIC in a popular 2 minute brawl.
CUERVO GOLD bested DISRAELI GEARS in a 2 minute match.
HIGHWAY 61 savagely defeated THE GREEN MILE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory contest.
REGULATE was savagely defeated by TRIPWIRE in a 2 minute bloody duel.
READY TO DIE was overpowered by REDEMPTION in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PURE GUAVA was unbelievably bested by MOSH THRU THE MARSH in a 2 minute novice's bout.
36 CHAMBERS was overpowered by FIJRE DOWN BELOW in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BUCKY FELLINI was handily defeated by COBALT BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ILLMATIC overpowered MORAL PARAGON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NORM ALI beat HIS BOY ELROY in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
EZ DUZ IT was vanquished by NUT FLUSH in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
VERTBURN overpowered LOSER CRUISER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FOREST MOON vanquished ROTWEILERSATTHEDOOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THOMAS subdued GREEN HORNET in a popular 1 minute gory beginner's battle.
ARMY ANTS was butchered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
INTERSTATE LOVESONG devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COULD BE FUN demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TAKEYOURTIME HURRYUP was overpowered by STEP DOWN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MORAL CONUNDRUM won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
DREAMS IN MY POCKET easily killed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUSPEND MY SORROW vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SANCTIFIED INSIDE  defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
TIS BUT AFLESHWOUND easily killed PROVIDENCE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GREEK TRAGEDY was handily defeated by SALVATION in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SAYHELLO 2MY LILFREN demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THEGHOSTFODHIMSELF overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STYLEIDENTICAL2NONE demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OBIWAN HAS TAUTOWELL overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
BLUE WHO WHO demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MY BOY BLUE subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute beginner's bout.
BLACK AS NIGHT subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute beginner's duel.
MISTER CATCHA TORRY slaughtered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 46         TOTAL PARRY      120 -  70 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      31         AIMED BLOW       116 -  76 -  8      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  14 -  3      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     59 -  42 -  3      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  31 -  4      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  19 -  2      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK  145 - 150 -  9      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK   105 - 142 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  35 -  1      27  |

Turn  85 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 17         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        22 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   25 - 21                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER 485 11985          7   1  0  116 DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAL REALITY 10296          9   6  1   75 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLWIPE 19086             12   3  0   74 BULLIES (3383)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRAZY 54 11494              6   3  2   66 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAMBA 13498                 6   4  1   65 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)
WALL OF STEEL    NELCH 19062                10   5  1   61 HALFWITS (3378)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEATH ADDER 13079          10   6  0   60 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)
PARRY-LUNGE      VIRTUAL REALITY 8644        3   0  0   44 STATE OF MIND (1582)
PARRY-STRIKE     NEVERMIND 23395             5   1  2   35 AL BUMS VI (4140)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEATH ADDER 13079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OLD SCHOOL 16633.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOOMER 19345, 
HEMLOCK 14097, THE HOUSEWIFE 21499, LUNKPOOF 19085, ONE VISION 3484, HIGHWAY 61 
23379, LOCKED AND LOADED 20445, FIRE FOR HIRE 16462, ZENOS 10720, and VAMPIRIC MAIL 
9355.

The least popular fighter this week was WICKED GARDEN 20499.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MY WAR 23387, GREEK TRAGEDY 20455, TAKEYOURTIME HURRYUP 20486, 
ARMY ANTS 20506, ROTWEILERSATTHEDOOR 20456, LOSER CRUISER 11338, EZ DUZ IT 23370, 
MORAL PARAGON 20447, BUCKY FELLINI 23408, and 36 CHAMBERS 23378.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRISONER 485 (84-11985) DUNGEON CELL 48

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.