DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/25/2011    Duedate: 09/07/2011

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 86

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ERTL WISESTAFF
PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)
(84-7570) [11-8-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ERTL WISESTAFF                 THE DUST
PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)       ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)
(84-7570) [11-8-0,113]         (84-3468) [3-0-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DEATH ADDER                    SIZE TWENTY ONE
SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)        DEVIATION C (2325)
(84-13079) [10-7-0,53]         (84-13221) [6-3-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HALFWITS (3378)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FIGHTING WITH IV (999)        39 
2. KAOS LORDS (920)              32    BULLIES (3383)
3. DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)      25    Unchartered Team
4. GRIMM FATE (1546)             23 
5. AL BUMS IV (4138)             22    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*DEVIATION IIB (3643)       3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 HALFWITS (3378)           7  5 0
 2/ 8*DEVIATION VI (3647)        3   0  0 100.   2/11*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      4  2 0
 3/ 7*MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)      3   0  0 100.   3/ 4*AL BUMS (4135)            4  5 0
 4/ 9*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699)  3   0  0 100.   4/14*DEVESTATION (2860)        4  6 0
 5/10*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)    3   0  0 100.   5/ 2*AL BUMS IV (4138)         4  8 1
 6/11*TMI (3416)                 3   0  0 100.   6/19*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      3  0 0
 7/13*ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)       3   0  0 100.   7- 8*DEVIATION IIB (3643)      3  0 0
 8/27*SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)   2   0  0 100.   8/22*DEVIATION VI (3647)       3  0 0
 9- 6*DEVIATION I (3642)         2   0  0 100.   9/17*MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)     3  0 0
10- 5*DEVIATION V (3646)         2   0  0 100.  10/23*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699) 3  0 0
11-12*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)      2   0  0 100.  11/31 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     3  0 0
12-14*DEVIATION VII (3648)       1   0  1 100.  12/28 KILLER DISEASES (3043)    3  0 0
13-15*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951)  1   0  1 100.  13/30*TMI (3416)                3  0 0
14/ 0*MUNCHIES (4409)            1   0  0 100.  14/33 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  3  0 0
15-17*OTTODROME 48 (4381)        1   0  0 100.  15/35*DEVIATION E (2327)        3  0 0
16-18*OTTODROME 50 (4383)        1   0  0 100.  16/38*ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)      3  0 0
17-19*OTTODROME 37 (4389)        1   0  0 100.  17-10*DEVIATIN IX (3650)        3  1 1
18-16*OTTODROME 46 (4398)        1   0  0 100.  18/39*DEVIATION XIII (3654)     3  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21*DRINKING WITH BUBB (3559)  1   0  0 100.  19-12*STATES OF MIND (2910)     3  2 0
20-22*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)       1   0  0 100.  20-13 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         3  3 0
21-23*DEVIATION XI (3652)        1   0  0 100.  21/42 DEVIATION C (2325)        3  4 0
22-24*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3700)  1   0  0 100.  22/ 5*AL BUMS III (4137)        3  5 0
23-25*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)     1   0  0 100.  23/ 3*AL BUMS VI (4140)         3 12 0
24-20*PUSHING DAISIES (3611)     1   0  0 100.  24/72*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    2  0 1
25-26*SERPENTS HOLD 58 (4078)    1   0  0 100.  25-21*DEVIATION V (3646)        2  0 0
26-28*X AND OH (1575)            1   0  0 100.  26-18*MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)  2  0 0
27/29*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)     8   1  1 88.9  27/61*SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)   2  0 0
28/ 1*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)    6   1  0 85.7  28/62*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   2  0 0
29/33*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)    6   1  0 85.7  29/64*SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)  2  0 0
30/34 BULLIES (3383)            12   4  0 75.0  30-20*DEVIATION I (3642)        2  0 0
31/39*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)     6   2  0 75.0  31-27*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     2  0 0
32-35*DEVIATIN IX (3650)         3   1  1 75.0  32/71*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   2  0 0
33/49*DEVIATION XIII (3654)      3   1  0 75.0  33/74*SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)   2  0 0
34/ 2*ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)    3   1  0 75.0  25/125*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    2  0 0
35/51*SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)    3   1  0 75.0  35/ 0 GRIMM FATE (1546)         2  0 0
36/42 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  10   4  0 71.4  36/16*STATIONARY WILBURY (3617) 2  1 1
37/44*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300)  5   2  1 71.4  37/86*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    2  1 0
38/45*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)       5   2  0 71.4  38/24*ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)   2  1 0
39/31*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)       5   2  0 71.4  39/87*MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  2  1 0
40/46*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)    5   2  0 71.4  40/26*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 2  1 0
41-41*DWARF WARS (3415)          5   2  0 71.4  41/29*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   2  1 0
42/38 STATE OF MIND (1582)      28  12  0 70.0  42/92*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300) 2  1 0
43/54 KILLER DISEASES (3043)     8   4  0 66.7  43/25*I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)    2  1 0
44/40*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)       6   3  0 66.7  44/ 9 BULLIES (3383)            2  1 0
45-47*STATES OF MIND (2910)      4   2  0 66.7  45/95 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  2  1 0
46/ 4*STATIONARY WILBURY (3617)  2   1  1 66.7  46/70*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  2  1 0
47-48*SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)    2   1  0 66.7  47/34 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        2  1 0
48/87*MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)   2   1  0 66.7  48/96 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       2  1 0
49-50*MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)   2   1  0 66.7  49/32 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  2  1 0
50-52*MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558)  2   1  0 66.7  50/75 KAOS LORDS (920)          2  1 0
51-53*DEVIATION X (2960)         2   1  0 66.7  51/37 STATE OF MIND (1582)      2  1 0
52/68 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)      8   5  1 61.5  00/100*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     2  1 0
53/58*AL BUMS IV (4138)         19  12  2 61.3  02/102*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     2  1 0
54-60 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    9   6  1 60.0  03/103*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634) 2  2 0
55/43 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)         6   4  2 60.0  06/106*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  2  2 0
56/83*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    3   2  0 60.0  04/104*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    2  2 0
57-64*SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)       3   2  0 60.0  57-40*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  2  2 0
58/37*I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)     3   2  0 60.0  58/41*AL BUMS II (4136)         2  3 0
59/36*MUCH OLDER (2723)          3   2  0 60.0  59-44 THEM (2739)               2  5 0
60-65*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   3   2  0 60.0  60/ 6*AL BUMS VII (4141)        2  6 0
61/86*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)      3   2  0 60.0  61/ 7*AL BUMS VIII (4142)       2  7 0
62/55 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   10   7  0 58.8  62/43*PYROMANIA (2908)          2  7 0
63/74 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)   7   5  0 58.3  63/15 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      2 10 0
64/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)   8   6  2 57.1  64-45*DEVIATION VII (3648)      1  0 1
65/66*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)   4   3  0 57.1  65-46*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 1  0 1
66/56*JIM IS IN (2863)           5   4  1 55.6  66/ 0*MUNCHIES (4409)           1  0 0
67/80*AL BUMS II (4136)          5   4  0 55.6  67-48*OTTODROME 48 (4381)       1  0 0
68/57*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  5   4  0 55.6  68-49*OTTODROME 50 (4383)       1  0 0
69/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  11   9  0 55.0  69-50*OTTODROME 37 (4389)       1  0 0
70/61 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)   6   5  1 54.5  70-47*OTTODROME 46 (4398)       1  0 0
71/59*AL BUMS VI (4140)         19  16  4 54.3  71-51*PUSHING DAISIES (3611)    1  0 0
72/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   7   6  1 53.8  72-63*SERPENTS HOLD 58 (4078)   1  0 0
73/69*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861)  7   6  0 53.8  73-58*PARKING LOT (3606)        1  0 0
74/70*AL BUMS III (4137)        10  10  0 50.0  74-56*SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)      1  0 0
75/77*AL BUMS VII (4141)         9   9  1 50.0  75-53*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      1  0 0
76/78*DEVESTATION (2860)         8   8  0 50.0  76-57*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3700) 1  0 0
77/73*AL BUMS V (4139)           6   6  1 50.0  77-55*DRINKING WITH BUBB (3559) 1  0 0
78/72 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322)  5   5  0 50.0  78-59*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    1  0 0
79/98*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)      4   4  0 50.0  79-60*SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)   1  0 0
03/103*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)   3   3  0 50.0  80-54*DEVIATION XI (3652)       1  0 0
81/67*420 B.C.A (2347)           3   3  0 50.0  81/ 0*BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-82*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)     3   3  0 50.0  82-77*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    1  0 0
83-84*PARKING LOT (3606)         2   2  0 50.0  83/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  1  0 0
10/110*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634)  2   2  0 50.0  84/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  1  0 0
85-85*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)     2   2  0 50.0  85-79*X AND OH (1575)           1  0 0
13/113*SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)    2   2  0 50.0  86-82*DEVIATION XIV (3655)      1  1 0
87-88*SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)    1   1  0 50.0  27/127*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   1  1 0
88-91*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)       1   1  0 50.0  88-85*MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558) 1  1 0
89-90*DEVIATION XIV (3655)       1   1  0 50.0  89-81*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      1  1 0
90-89*DEVIATION III (3644)       1   1  0 50.0  90-84*DEVIATION III (3644)      1  1 0
91-92*DEVIATION BLACK (2954)     1   1  0 50.0  91-83*SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)   1  1 0
92/94 DEVIATION C (2325)        14  15  1 48.3  92-91*DEVIATION X (2960)        1  1 0
93-95 DEVIATION D (2326)         9  10  0 47.4  93-89*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    1  1 0
94/96*AL BUMS (4135)             8   9  1 47.1  37/137*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   1  1 0
95/76*PYROMANIA (2908)           7   8  0 46.7  95-93*DEVIATION BLACK (2954)    1  1 0
00/100*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)     5   6  0 45.5  96-94*DWARF WARS (3415)         1  1 0
97/79 SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    5   6  0 45.5  97/66*JIM IS IN (2863)          1  1 0
98/97 HALFWITS (3378)           29  35  1 45.3  35/135*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  1  1 0
99/99 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        9  11  1 45.0  99/73*420 B.C.A (2347)          1  1 0
00/81*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811)  3   4  0 42.9  19/119*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    1  2 0
06/106 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      28  49  0 36.4  01/88*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      1  2 0
04/104*AL BUMS VIII (4142)        7  13  0 35.0  02/90*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 1  2 0
07/107 MEANIES (3379)            17  32  0 34.7  05-105*DEVIATION ORANGE (2953)   1  2 0
08-108 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         12  24  0 33.3  04/97 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  2 0
36/136*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)     1   2  0 33.3  05/99*ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    1  2 0
12-112*DEVIATION ORANGE (2953)    1   2  0 33.3  01/101*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      1  2 0
07/ 0*BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)   1   2  0 33.3  09/109 MEANIES (3379)            1  5 0
11-111*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)     1   2  0 33.3  07/107*AL BUMS V (4139)          0  4 0
09/93*ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)     1   2  0 33.3  12-112*OTTODROME 25 (3426)       0  4 0
15-115*SERPENTS HOLD 609  (3689)  3   7  1 30.0  13-113*DEVIATION IV (3645)       0  3 0
09/109*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)       2   5  0 28.6  21/121*DEVIATIONS (2862)         0  3 0
16/116 FORMER BOSSES (953)       11  28  0 28.2  14/114 SILLY FOLK (3381)         0  3 0
17-117 THEM (2739)               12  31  2 27.9  24/124 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   0  3 0
22/122*DEVIATION E (2327)         4  11  0 26.7  14/76 FURRY FURY (991)          0  3 0
15/ 0 GRIMM FATE (1546)         12  34  0 26.1  38/138*MUCH OLDER (2723)         0  2 0
21/121 KAOS LORDS (920)          19  54  1 26.0  20-120*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    0  2 0
35/135*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)   1   3  0 25.0  22-122*DEVIATION WHITE (2952)    0  2 0
20-120*DEVIATION WHITE (2952)     1   3  0 25.0  23-123*OTTODROME 20 (2741)       0  2 0
18/118 FURRY FURY (991)           6  19  1 24.0  42/142 SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   0  2 0
27/127*FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     5  18  0 21.7  40/140*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 0  2 0
28/128 SILLY FOLK (3381)          2  16  0 11.1  41/141 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322) 0  2 0
33-133*OTTODROME 25 (3426)        0   6  0  0.0  22/ 0*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    0  1 0
34-134*DEVIATION IV (3645)        0   3  0  0.0  26-126*OTTODROME 49 (4382)       0  1 0
38/138*DEVIATIONS (2862)          0   3  0  0.0  33-133*EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)    0  1 0
37-137*OTTODROME 20 (2741)        0   2  0  0.0  34-134*DEVIATION XVI (3641)      0  1 0
26/ 0*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)     0   1  0  0.0  30-130*SERPENTS HOLD 609  (3689) 0  1 0
40-140*OTTODROME 49 (4382)        0   1  0  0.0  31-131*ORDER (3458)              0  1 0
42-142*DEVIATION XB (3651)        0   1  0  0.0  32-132*OTTO'S SPELLBOOK (3459)   0  1 0
44-144*EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)     0   1  0  0.0  29-129*DEVIATION XB (3651)       0  1 0
43-143*ORDER (3458)               0   1  0  0.0  39-139 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   0  1 0
41-141*DEVIATION XVI (3641)       0   1  0  0.0  31- 0*SING-SONG WORDS (2059)    0  1 0
45-145*OTTO'S SPELLBOOK (3459)    0   1  0  0.0  43-143 DEVIATION D (2326)        0  1 0
33- 0*SING-SONG WORDS (2059)     0   1  0  0.0  33/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  0  1 0
34/ 0*08AP18J (469)              0   1  0  0.0  34/ 0*08AP18J (469)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, PARKING LOT 2 blew up the rankings to 13!  Managers were muttering after 
DEVIATION VI showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 14.  Perhaps 
it is STORMY'S TROOPERS C members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 23rd 
to 10th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, BLACK & BRUISE blew up the rankings to 20!  Managers were muttering after 
KILLER DISEASES showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 16.  
Perhaps it is TMI members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 30th to 13th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, HIGHSCHOOL HEROES blew up the rankings to 19!  Managers were muttering after 
DEVIATION E showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 20.  Perhaps 
it is ROOKIE QUEEN 8 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 38th to 
16th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a 
wet pond, DEVIATION XIII blew up the rankings to 21!  Managers were muttering after 
DEVIATION C showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-1-0 to move up by 21.  Rumor has 
it an incurable disease has swept the stable of AL BUMS III.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 5th to 22nd.  Watch out!!!  The boys at AL BUMS VI aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 20 drop last week.  Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DUNGEON CELL 48 blew up the rankings to 
48!  Perhaps it is SUPE FORCES 3A01 members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 61st to 27th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, SUPE FORCES 3A06 blew up the rankings to 34!  Managers were 
muttering after SERPENTS HOLD 521 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to 
move up by 35.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SUPE FORCES 1A04 
blew up the rankings to 39!  Perhaps it is SUPE FORCES 7902 members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 74th to 33rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, FIGHTING WITH IV blew up the 
rankings to 91!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
STATIONARY WILBURYS, after suffering a 20 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering 
after POWERPUFF GIRLS showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 49.  
The boys at ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, 
after suffering a 14 drop last week.  Perhaps it is MILWAUKEE MADNESS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 87th to 39th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of MORALS W/ 
METAPHORS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 26th to 40th.  Watch out!!!  The 
boys at ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 12 drop last week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
ROOKIE METALLICA 28 blew up the rankings to 50!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is I MEAN BUSINESS, after suffering a 18 drop in ranking.  
The boys at BULLIES aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 35 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after SERPENTS HOLD 618 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 50.  Perhaps it is 
PHILANTHROPISTS55 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 70th to 46th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept 
the stable of CRAZY 88 15.  Note their drop in the rankings from 34th to 47th.  Watch 
out!!!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, UP YOUR NOSE blew up the 
rankings to 48!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
SERPENTS HOLD 602, after suffering a 17 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering 
after KAOS LORDS showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  2-1-0 to move up by 25.  The 
boys at STATE OF MIND aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 14 drop last week.  Perhaps it is ROOKIE QUEEN 29 members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 100th to 52nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, ROOKIE QUEEN 11 blew up the rankings 
to 49!  Perhaps it is STORMY'S TROOPERS 10 members' intannibility that enabled them 
to move from 103rd to 54th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were 
muttering after DEVIANT DEVIATION showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to 
move up by 51.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DEVIATION BROWN blew 
up the rankings to 48!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of AL 
BUMS II.  Note their drop in the rankings from 41st to 58th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking 
about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is AL BUMS VII, after suffering a 
54 drop in ranking.  The boys at AL BUMS VIII aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all 
know and love, after suffering a 54 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of PYROMANIA.  Note their drop in the rankings from 43rd 
to 62nd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is TEENY BOPPERS, after suffering a 48 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it is SUPE FORCES 
2A02 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 127th to 87th last week... 
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SUPE 
FORCES AA11 blew up the rankings to 43!  The boys at JIM IS IN aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 31 drop last week.  
Managers were muttering after SERPENTS HOLD 932 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 
1-0-0 to move up by 37.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is 420 B.C.A, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it is DWAYNE'S CLONES 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 119th to 100th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
DRAFT DODGERS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 88th to 101st.  Watch out!!!  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PRIEST OS SYRINX 7, 
after suffering a 12 drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, SERPENTS HOLD 10 blew up the rankings to 11!  The boys at FURRY FURY aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 38 drop last week.  
Managers were muttering after MUCH OLDER showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  0-1-0 
to move up by 23.  Perhaps it is SUPE FORCES 1A09 members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 142nd to 119th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers 
were muttering after SUPERIOR FORCES 4A01 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  
0-1-0 to move up by 20.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SUPERIOR 
FORCES 4A05 blew up the rankings to 20!  FIGHTING WITH IV had cause to celebrate, 
after RELOCATING VAGRANT got 24 points by beating COREY THE MOOSE.  Win some, lose 
some.  Speaking of which, RELOCATING VAGRANT was winsome, after beating COREY THE 
MOOSE and seeing him lose 20 points.  Duelmaster PRISONER 485 from DUNGEON CELL 48 is 
going for the gold, as he Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's STONE GOLEM.  Ooh, the 
excitement!  PRISONER 485 successfully staved off a grab for the roses by STONE GOLEM 
of DARK ARENA.  Does BLACKSTONE have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word 
has it one team in BLACKSTONE is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed 
life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of SEIN LANGUAGE 
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  Like a pup with 
its tail between its legs, DEVIATION E scurried away from SEIN LANGUAGE.  Oh, the 
shame!  If challenges were horses, PROPHET'S SONG could open up a fast food joint!  
DEATH ADDER found itself challenged by a warrior 24 below:  MISTER GAGA.  MISTER GAGA 
of DEVIANT DEVIATION kept his wits as he overcame DEATH ADDER.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Those who owe PRISONER 485 of DUNGEON CELL 48 money and had written him off, 
take note:  he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Do not despair!  I shall 
return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERTL WISESTAFF 7570          11   8    113         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROST BITE 5928              12   8  1 107         KAOS LORDS (920)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUGAR DADDIES 11735           9  11  1  90         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
 HUGH KASSLE 4988             11  28     89         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
 BALLWIPE 19086               12   4     77         BULLIES (3383)            
-SCOUNDREL 7048                3   2     76         PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    
-REAL REALITY 10296            9   6  1  75         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
 LEWIS 19259                   8   5  1  74         BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     
 WYL WILDLEAF 9103             8   4  2  72         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
 CRUDDLER 8396                 9   6     71         GRIMM FATE (1546)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUTTE PIRATE 10334            7   5     66         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
 CRAZY 54 11494                6   4  2  66         CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYM WILDLEAF 7549             7   6  1  62         PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  
 THE DUST 3468                 3   0     62         ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)      
 HEMLOCK 14097                10   4     61         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
 MISTER GAGA 16465             3   2     61         DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  
 DOLLAR PARKING 20239          5   2     59         PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      
 HIDDEN GERBIL 19254           3   0     58         TMI (3416)                

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THONKORON 19064               9   7     56         HALFWITS (3378)           
 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234       4   2     55         DEVIATION E (2327)        
 MAMBA 13498                   6   5  1  54         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  
 DEATH ADDER 13079            10   7     53         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
-DWARFVADER 19251              5   2     53         DWARF WARS (3415)         
 BRZOTOWSKI 13185              5   4     53         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
 RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       3   5     53         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    
 MOJO JOJO 20279               6   2     52         POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    
 TUESDAY'S GONE 18607          5   2  1  52         ROOKIE METALLICA 28 (3300)
 BRITANY 13209                 5   5     52         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2322)
 SMALL POX 18995               5   0     51         KILLER DISEASES (3043)    
 NELCH 19062                  10   6  1  50         HALFWITS (3378)           
 PROPHET'S SONG 3573           4   4     50         ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     
 HIGH PRIEST 22 15924          3   4     50         PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 
 CARDIO 18131                  6   1     49         ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   
 BLUE BADGER 5186              6   6  1  47         FURRY FURY (991)          
 LUNKPOOF 19085                9   7     46         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 MISTRUNNER 19242              4   2     44         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
 VAMPIRIC MAIL 9355            2   2     43         SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)   
 SKULLWUNNY 19084              7   9     42         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 BOLPH 19060                   5  11     42         HALFWITS (3378)           
 GLUMPFOF 19061                5  11     42         HALFWITS (3378)           
-PRINCE STEVE 20233            2   2     42         PARKING LOT (3606)        
 DAWNSTRIDER 19240             2   1     42         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
 OLD SCHOOL 16633              5   2     41         SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737      4   4     41         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
-PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192       3   3     41         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
-THE GREAT RAGU 20012          2   1     41         MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)  
 YOWZA 16832                   2   1     41         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 HONARA 11955                  6   1     40         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
 ONE VISION 3484               3   2     40         ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     
 THE HOUSEWIFE 21499           3   0     40         SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   
 VIRTUAL REALITY 8644          3   1     40         STATE OF MIND (1582)      
-COLEMAN'S 18004               2   2     40         CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    
 CLOTMUCK 19067                5  11     39         MEANIES (3379)            
 FIRE N BRIMSTONE 16460        5   3     39         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 GREAT WHITE HOPE 6452         1   2     39         ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396            4   3     38         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 JULIANNE 19630                3   2     37         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
 ZENOS 10720                   3   1     36         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
 KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458      2   3     35         ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      
 BUMUOOGY 19083                6  10     34         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COREY THE MOOSE 19615         5   2     33         DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      
 BEELZEBUBBA 23388             4   3  1  33         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 HEAVEN BESIDE YOU 16189       4   3     33         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 KARL RATSCHE'S 24168          3   0     33         MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)     
 STROKE 15413                  3   2     33         MUCH OLDER (2723)         
-SCHLITZ 19993                 2   1     33         MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558) 
 ANGST 16401                   1   2     33         BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)  
 NEVERMIND 23395               5   2  2  32         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 MORRISON HOTEL 16204          3   1     32         JIM IS IN (2863)          
 CUERVO GOLD 13347             3   3     32         420 B.C.A (2347)          
 WHACKS POETIC 17760           3   5     32         DEVIATION C (2325)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VALDACERA 11973               3   4     31         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
 DAMAGED 23384                 4   3     30         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 VERNON 20792                  3   1     30         ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)   
 THE ISLE OF DENIAL 16191      4   3     29         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
 FRANKENCHRIST 23385           4   3     29         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 FEDEX 19279                   3   2     29         I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)    
-LOCKED AND LOADED 20445       2   0     29         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 WICKED GARDEN 20499           3   0     28         DEVIATION XIII (3654)     
 FIRE FOR HIRE 16462           1   3     28         PYROMANIA (2908)          
-BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT 16473    1   1     28         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-CANTSTANDJA 20679             3   2     27         SEIN LANGUAGE (3690)      
-RANTKIN 17832                 2   1     27         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
-SUE WEEEEE 16471              2   1     27         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            3  13     26         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 MCNUGGET MCDEATH 24135        2   1     26         MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  
 BOOMER 19345                  1   2     26         SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  
 GARLIC 21487                  3   1     25         SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)   
 TWO DARN MANY 20307           2   1  1  25         STATIONARY WILBURYS (3617)
 NUT FLUSH 20466               2   0     25         DEVIATION VI (3647)       
-DOGGYSTYLE 23400              4   2  1  24         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079            2  14     24         SILLY FOLK (3381)         
 TWITPIN 19066                 2  14     24         MEANIES (3379)            
 STILL DREAM 16653             2   1     24         GRIMM FATE (1546)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MY WAR 23387                  4   2  1  23         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-DOCTORE 20825                 2   1     23         SERPENTS HOLD 31 (3707)   
 SAINT DWAYNE 24199            1   2     23         DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    
-THOUSAND YARD STARE 16760     2   0     22         DEVIATION X (2960)        
-COBALT BLUE 20786             1   0     22         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
 SOUP 23398                    4   3     21         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-SUE PREEM 22612               3   3     21         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
-TUXICITY 23405                3   1     21         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 SAMSONITE GORILLA 20399       2   1     21         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (3634)
 FOREST MOON 20784             2   0     21         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
-BELUSHI 20278                 1   0     21         PUSHING DAISIES (3611)    
-THE HORDE 24087               1   0     21         THEM (2739)               
-MISTER CATCHA TORRY 16714     1   0  1  20         STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 
-LET IT BLEED 23383            1   0     20         AL BUMS III (4137)        
-COULD BE FUN 20490            1   0     20         DEVIATION XI (3652)       
-THE SPEED OF PAIN 17761       2   2     19         DEVIATION C (2325)        
-CLOUDKILL 19492               0   1     19         OTTO'S SPELLBOOK (3459)   
 PABLO HONEY 23394             3   4  1  18         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 TEN 23397                     3   4  1  18         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-LIQUID SWORDS 23377           3   3     18         AL BUMS II (4136)         
-TRASFORMER 23428              3   1     18         AL BUMS III (4137)        
-BLEEDING FREEK 16187          1   3     18         DEVESTATION (2860)        
-ADRAN 17831                   1   1     18         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 HIGHWAY 61 23379              3   4     17         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 REGULATE 23401                3   4     17         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 HNIC 23372                    2   5     17         AL BUMS (4135)            
-ILLMATIC 23373                2   0     17         AL BUMS (4135)            
-TRIPWIRE 22780                1   1     17         SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)   
 DISRAELI GEARS 23380          1   2     17         AL BUMS III (4137)        
-TEQUILA MAN 19996             1   0     17         DRINKING WITH BUBBA (3559)
-HASLEM 20806                  1   0     17         ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    
-FIJRE DOWN BELOW 16461        1   1     17         PYROMANIA (2908)          
-PARACHUTE FLYER 20789         1   0     16         STORMY'S TROOPERS D (3700)
 THOMAS 23324                  2   0     15         SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)  
-SANCTIFIED INSIDE  20474      1   0     15         DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      
-OBIWAN HAS TAUTOWELL 20438    1   0     15         DEVIATION I (3642)        
-REDEMPTION 24687              1   0     14         OTTODROME 50 (4383)       
-SAYHELLO 2MY LILFREN 20450    1   0     14         DEVIATION III (3644)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THROB THROB 23386             3   1     13         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-WHITE LIGHTENING 16716        1   2     13         DEVIATION WHITE (2952)    
 WILBLADE DAWN 22617           1   0     13         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 THE PREDATOR 23374            1   0     13         AL BUMS II (4136)         
-INTERSTATE LOVESONG 20505     1   0     13         DEVIATION XIV (3655)      
-STYLEIDENTICAL2NONE 20441     1   0     13         DEVIATION I (3642)        
-TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU 20460    1   0     13         DEVIATION V (3646)        
-T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN 20459    1   0     13         DEVIATION V (3646)        
-BLUE WHO WHO 16750            1   0     13         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 MISTER ANDERSON 16200         0   3     13         DEVIATIONS (2862)         
-TIS BUT AFLESHWOUND 20467     1   0  1  12         DEVIATION VII (3648)      
-MY BOY BLUE 16748             1   0     11         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-CRIMINAL INTENT 16831         1   0     11         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-PELF 22786                    1   0     11         SERPENTS HOLD 58 (4078)   
-VERTBURN 24760                1   0     11         OTTODROME 46 (4398)       
-ANCIENT ORANGE 16725          1   0     11         DEVIATION ORANGE (2953)   
-SALVATION 24673               1   0     11         OTTODROME 48 (4381)       
-A NUNNERY 19305               0   3     11         OTTODROME 25 (3426)       
 XAVIOUS VYN 23281             0   1     11         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-STEP DOWN 24716               1   0     10         OTTODROME 37 (4389)       
-THE CHRONIC 23399             1   0      9         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-WE DIE YOUNG 16190            1   0      9         DEVESTATION (2860)        
-XTRICATE 8585                 1   0      9         X AND OH (1575)           
-BUCKY FELLINI 23408           2   2      8         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 PURE GUAVA 23404              1   5      8         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 SNAKC FAIRY 24819             1   0      8         MUNCHIES (4409)           
-NUTCRACKER 19589              1   1      8         SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      
-EZ DUZ IT 23370               1   1      8         AL BUMS (4135)            
-MOSH THRU THE MARSH 20462     1   0      8         DEVIATION VI (3647)       
-THE GREEN MILE 16743          1   1      8         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
-36 CHAMBERS 23378             1   1      8         AL BUMS II (4136)         
-BELGIAN ROULETTE 15502        0   1      7         OTTODROME 20 (2741)       
-KASH 19486                    0   1      7         ORDER (3458)              
-ROSCO P COLTRANE 20400        0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (3634)
-WHERE THE RIVER GOES 20498    0   1      7         DEVIATION XIII (3654)     
-SO WRONG 19304                0   1      7         OTTODROME 25 (3426)       
-GREEN HORNET 16744            0   1      7         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
-TAKEYOURTIME HURRYUP 20486    0   1      7         DEVIATION XB (3651)       
-BROWN CRITTER 16739           0   1      7         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
-SIS BOOM BAA 19510            0   1      7         EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)    
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870        1   0      6         AL BUMS (4135)            
-NORM ALI 24081                1   1      6         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
-READY TO DIE 23403            1   3      6         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-ICED EARTH 15504              0   1      5         OTTODROME 20 (2741)       
-HIS BOY ELROY 20433           0   1      5         DEVIATION XVI (3641)      
-DOUBLE DEALER 19303           0   1      5         OTTODROME 25 (3426)       
 WILDLING 24439                0   1      5         SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    
-MORAL PARAGON 20447           0   1      5         DEVIATION III (3644)      
 J1 2377                       0   1      1         08AP18J (469)             
 THE SIGN 24919                0   1      1         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-LOSER CRUISER 11338           0   1      1         SING-SONG WORDS (2059)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AQUEMINI 23389          3  4 0 AL BUMS V 4139       WURM KIN               86  NONE
RAISING HELL 23392      0  1 0 AL BUMS V 4139       TWO DARN MANY 20307    84   
DAE 23279               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 991       BANDIT PRINCE          86  NONE
DAI 22624               0  1 0 FURRY FURY 991       STONE GOLEM            86  NONE
PROVIDENCE 24679        0  1 0 OTTODROME 49 4382    TIS BUT AFLESHW 20467  85   
VIPER 20673             0  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD 6 3689 BEELZEBUBBA 23388      85   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER 485 butchered STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AQUEMINI was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DAI was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DAE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
MOJO JOJO defeated VIRTUAL REALITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
DAWNSTRIDER was viciously subdued by THONKORON in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
HIDDEN GERBIL savagely defeated BRZOTOWSKI in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
YOWZA overcame ZENOS in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MCNUGGET MCDEATH viciously subdued TEN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
SAINT DWAYNE viciously subdued SOUP in a 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
LEWIS overpowered NELCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MISTER GAGA overpowered DEATH ADDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FEDEX was demolished by PROPHET'S SONG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BUTTE PIRATE devastated CARDIO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
MISTRUNNER devastated VALDACERA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FIRE FOR HIRE was handily defeated by CLOTMUCK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MORRISON HOTEL was unbelievably bested by HONARA in a 7 minute Challenge duel.
LUCKY BROWN SEVENS viciously subdued STROKE in a 7 minute Challenge brawl.
WHACKS POETIC was savagely defeated by ONE VISION in a 6 minute Challenge match.
MISTER ANDERSON was luckily beaten by SAMSONITE GORILLA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KARL RATSCHE'S devastated CUERVO GOLD in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
NUT FLUSH won victory over FUMBLEPOOKIE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
WICKED GARDEN unbelievably bested TWITPIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fray.
ERTL WISESTAFF savagely defeated BALLWIPE in a 4 minute veteran's Title fight.
FROST BITE overpowered WYL WILDLEAF in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUGAR DADDIES subdued CRAZY 54 in a exciting 3 minute melee.
SIZE TWENTY ONE won victory over HUGH KASSLE in a 4 minute veteran's fray.
CRUDDLER overpowered FIRE N BRIMSTONE in a 2 minute uneven competition.
MAMBA was beaten by THE DUST in a 1 minute fight.
BRITANY was defeated by TUESDAY'S GONE in a 2 minute duel.
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE handily defeated BLUE BADGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOLLAR PARKING demolished BUMUOOGY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEMLOCK narrowly defeated HIGH PRIEST 22 in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
COREY THE MOOSE was demolished by RELOCATING VAGRANT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
HEAVEN BESIDE YOU was defeated by JULIANNE in a 2 minute struggle.
WYM WILDLEAF demolished GREAT WHITE HOPE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NEVERMIND was savagely defeated by LUNKPOOF in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
OLD SCHOOL savagely defeated TWO DARN MANY in a exciting 5 minute gruesome conflict.
VERNON was beaten by VAMPIRIC MAIL in a 1 minute bout.
SMALL POX won victory over BOLPH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE was demolished by GLUMPFOF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SKULLWUNNY was beaten by SUPERUNKNOWN in a exciting 5 minute fight.
SMOOCHIEBUMP was vanquished by BEELZEBUBBA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
FRANKENCHRIST was overcome by THE HOUSEWIFE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
THE ISLE OF DENIAL was overpowered by ANGST in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOOMER handily defeated HNIC in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
FOREST MOON savagely defeated REGULATE in a 1 minute gory match.
MISUSED RECALL demolished HIGHWAY 61 in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
GARLIC beat PURE GUAVA in a 2 minute fray.
STILL DREAM overpowered DISRAELI GEARS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SEAFORLENHARG demolished PABLO HONEY in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
DAMAGED demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THOMAS handily defeated THE SIGN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SNAKC FAIRY savagely defeated J1 in a exciting 2 minute bloody novice's struggle.
WILBLADE DAWN overpowered WILDLING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
XAVIOUS VYN was subdued by 40 OZ TO FREEDOM in a 1 minute contest.
THE PREDATOR devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 27         TOTAL PARRY      122 -  75 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         AIMED BLOW       127 -  81 -  9      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  14 -  2      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  13 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     58 -  43 -  3      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  20 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK  156 - 155 -  9      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  37 -  4      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK   113 - 144 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  37 -  1      26  |

Turn  86 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  9         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW        12 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 7570        11   8  0  113 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLWIPE 19086             12   4  0   77 BULLIES (3383)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEWIS 19259                 8   5  1   74 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)
AIMED BLOW       BUTTE PIRATE 10334          7   5  0   66 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRAZY 54 11494              6   4  2   66 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE DUST 3468               3   0  0   62 ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234     4   2  0   55 DEVIATION E (2327)
WALL OF STEEL    NELCH 19062                10   6  1   50 HALFWITS (3378)
PARRY-LUNGE      VIRTUAL REALITY 8644        3   1  0   40 STATE OF MIND (1582)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEATH ADDER 13079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SIZE TWENTY ONE 13221.  The ten other most popular fighters were HIDDEN 
GERBIL 19254, OLD SCHOOL 16633, ERTL WISESTAFF 7570, CRAZY 54 11494, BOLPH 19060, 
SKULLWUNNY 19084, MORRISON HOTEL 16204, ONE VISION 3484, TWITPIN 19066, and HIGH 
PRIEST 22 15924.

The least popular fighter this week was STROKE 15413.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHACKS POETIC 17760, HONARA 11955, XAVIOUS VYN 23281, WILDLING 24439, 
THE SIGN 24919, DISRAELI GEARS 23380, HIGHWAY 61 23379, REGULATE 23401, HNIC 23372, 
and THE ISLE OF DENIAL 16191.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PRISONER 485 (84-11985) DUNGEON CELL 48