DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/08/2011    Duedate: 09/21/2011

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 87

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ERTL WISESTAFF
PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)
(84-7570) [12-8-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ERTL WISESTAFF                 SCOUNDREL
PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)       PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)
(84-7570) [12-8-0,124]         (84-7048) [4-2-0,94]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DEATH ADDER                    MISTRUNNER
SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)        TAUREN TRIBES (3413)
(84-13079) [11-7-0,63]         (84-19242) [5-2-0,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AL BUMS IV (4138)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOPPLE GANG (4439)            40 
2. SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)       34    STATE OF MIND (1582)
3. PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)        34    Unchartered Team
4. GRIMM WAIT (1545)             32 
5. KAOS AGAIN (1542)             32    TMI (3416)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 6*TMI (3416)                 4   0  0 100.   1/ 5*AL BUMS IV (4138)         5  4 1
 2- 3*MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)      3   0  0 100.   2/ 1 HALFWITS (3378)           5  7 0
 3- 1*DEVIATION IIB (3643)       3   0  0 100.   3/ 8*DEVIATION VI (3647)       4  1 0
 4- 5*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)    3   0  0 100.   4/ 2*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      4  2 0
 5- 7*ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)       3   0  0 100.   5/21 DEVIATION C (2325)        4  4 0
 6/ 0*AL BUMS X (4436)           2   0  0 100.   6/23*AL BUMS VI (4140)         4  9 0
 7- 8*SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)   2   0  0 100.   7-17*DEVIATIN IX (3650)        3  0 1
 8- 9*DEVIATION I (3642)         2   0  0 100.   8/37*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    3  0 0
 9-10*DEVIATION V (3646)         2   0  0 100.   9/11 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     3  0 0
10-11*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)      2   0  0 100.  10/13*TMI (3416)                3  0 0
11-12*DEVIATION VII (3648)       1   0  1 100.  11/15*DEVIATION E (2327)        3  0 0
12-13*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951)  1   0  1 100.  12/10*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699) 3  1 0
13-15*OTTODROME 48 (4381)        1   0  0 100.  13/57*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  3  1 0
14-16*OTTODROME 50 (4383)        1   0  0 100.  14/46*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  3  2 0
15-17*OTTODROME 37 (4389)        1   0  0 100.  15/ 3*AL BUMS (4135)            3  3 0
16-18*OTTODROME 46 (4398)        1   0  0 100.  16/ 4*DEVESTATION (2860)        3  4 0
17/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)    1   0  0 100.  17/62*PYROMANIA (2908)          3  4 0
18/ 0*AL BUMS IX (4438)          1   0  0 100.  18-24*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)    2  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)       1   0  0 100.  19/ 0*AL BUMS X (4436)          2  0 0
20-21*DEVIATION XI (3652)        1   0  0 100.  20- 9*MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)     2  0 0
21-27*DUNGEON CELL 48 (2168)     8   1  1 88.9  21- 6*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      2  0 0
22-28*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)    6   1  0 85.7  22-30*DEVIATION I (3642)        2  0 0
23-29*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)    6   1  0 85.7  23- 7*DEVIATION IIB (3643)      2  0 0
24/ 2*DEVIATION VI (3647)        4   1  0 80.0  24-25*DEVIATION V (3646)        2  0 0
25/ 0*GENERATION GAP (2433)      4   1  0 80.0  25-27*SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)   2  0 0
26/31*POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)     7   2  0 77.8  26-28*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   2  0 0
27/39*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)       6   2  0 75.0  27-29*SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)  2  0 0
28-32*DEVIATIN IX (3650)         3   1  1 75.0  28/81*BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)  2  0 0
29/ 4*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699)  3   1  0 75.0  29-31*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     2  0 0
30-34*ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)    3   1  0 75.0  30-32*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   2  0 0
31-35*SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)    3   1  0 75.0  31-33*SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)   2  0 0
32/44*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)       8   3  0 72.7  32/82*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    2  0 0
33-37*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300)  5   2  1 71.4  33/84 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  2  0 0
34-38*PARKING LOT 2 (3607)       5   2  0 71.4  34-35 GRIMM FATE (1546)         2  0 0
35/60*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   5   2  0 71.4  35-16*ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)      2  0 0
36-40*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)    5   2  0 71.4  01/101*DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      2  1 0
37-41*DWARF WARS (3415)          5   2  0 71.4  37/54*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634) 2  1 0
38/42 STATE OF MIND (1582)      29  12  0 70.7  38/18*DEVIATION XIII (3654)     2  1 0
39/30 BULLIES (3383)            12   5  0 70.6  39/55*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  2  1 0
40/36 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  10   5  0 66.7  40/56*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    2  1 0
41/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)   6   3  0 66.7  41/12 KILLER DISEASES (3043)    2  1 0
42/59*MUCH OLDER (2723)          4   2  0 66.7  42/45 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  2  1 0
43-46*STATIONARY WILBURY (3617)  2   1  1 66.7  43/14 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  2  1 0
44-48*MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)   2   1  0 66.7  44/48 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       2  1 0
45-49*MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)   2   1  0 66.7  45/99*420 B.C.A (2347)          2  1 0
46/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 228 (3706)    2   1  0 66.7  46/49 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  2  1 0
47-50*MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558)  2   1  0 66.7  47-50 KAOS LORDS (920)          2  1 0
48/52 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)      9   5  1 64.3  48/51 STATE OF MIND (1582)      2  1 0
49/82*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)     5   3  0 62.5  49/19*STATES OF MIND (2910)     2  2 0
50/43 KILLER DISEASES (3043)     8   5  0 61.5  50/34 FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    2  2 0
51/62 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   11   7  0 61.1  51/58*AL BUMS II (4136)         2  3 1
52/53*AL BUMS IV (4138)         20  13  2 60.6  52/40*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 2  3 0
53-54 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    9   6  1 60.0  07/107 MEANIES (3379)            2  4 0
54-55 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)         6   4  2 60.0  54/63 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      2 10 0
55/33*DEVIATION XIII (3654)      3   2  0 60.0  55-64*DEVIATION VII (3648)      1  0 1
56-56*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    3   2  0 60.0  56-65*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 1  0 1
57-58*I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)     3   2  0 60.0  57/ 0 DEATH ROW (2212)          1  0 1
58-61*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)      3   2  0 60.0  58-67*OTTODROME 48 (4381)       1  0 0
59/70 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)   7   5  1 58.3  59-68*OTTODROME 50 (4383)       1  0 0
60/69 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  12   9  0 57.1  60-69*OTTODROME 37 (4389)       1  0 0
61/80*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)   4   3  0 57.1  61-70*OTTODROME 46 (4398)       1  0 0
62/81*420 B.C.A (2347)           4   3  0 57.1  62/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)   1  0 0
63-66*JIM IS IN (2863)           5   4  1 55.6  63/ 0*AL BUMS IX (4438)         1  0 0
64/65*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)   5   4  0 55.6  64-91*SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)   1  0 0
65-68*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  5   4  0 55.6  65-26*MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)  1  0 0
66/71*AL BUMS VI (4140)         21  17  4 55.3  66/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 228 (3706)   1  0 0
67/67*AL BUMS II (4136)          6   5  1 54.5  67-80*DEVIATION XI (3652)       1  0 0
68/63 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)   7   6  0 53.8  68-88*MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558) 1  0 0
69/64 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)   8   7  2 53.3  69-75*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      1  0 0
70/75*AL BUMS VII (4141)        10   9  1 52.6  70-95*DEVIATION BLACK (2954)    1  0 0
71/92 DEVIATION C (2325)        16  16  1 50.0  71/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  1  0 0
72/94*AL BUMS (4135)             9   9  1 50.0  22/122*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    1  1 0
73/76*DEVESTATION (2860)         9   9  0 50.0  73/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   1  1 0
74/72 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   7   7  1 50.0  74/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   1  1 0
75/96*DEVIATION BROWN (2956)     6   6  0 50.0  75/66*MUNCHIES (4409)           1  1 0
76-78 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322)  5   5  0 50.0  76-39*MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  1  1 0
77/45*STATES OF MIND (2910)      4   4  0 50.0  77-86*DEVIATION XIV (3655)      1  1 0
78-79*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)      4   4  0 50.0  78-38*ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)   1  1 0
07/107*BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)   2   2  0 50.0  79/ 0*FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   1  1 0
80/ 0*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)    2   2  0 50.0  80-90*DEVIATION III (3644)      1  1 0
81-85*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)     2   2  0 50.0  00-100*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-86*SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)    2   2  0 50.0  82-87*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   1  1 0
26/126*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)     1   1  0 50.0  83-36*STATIONARY WILBURY (3617) 1  1 0
84/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)    1   1  0 50.0  84-94*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   1  1 0
85/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)    1   1  0 50.0  85-97*JIM IS IN (2863)          1  1 0
86/14*MUNCHIES (4409)            1   1  0 50.0  86-98*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  1  1 0
87-87*SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)    1   1  0 50.0  87-41*ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   1  1 0
88-88*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)       1   1  0 50.0  88-42*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3300) 1  1 0
89/23*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)     1   1  0 50.0  02-102*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 1  1 0
90-89*DEVIATION XIV (3655)       1   1  0 50.0  15/115*MUCH OLDER (2723)         1  1 0
91-90*DEVIATION III (3644)       1   1  0 50.0  91-43*I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)    1  1 0
92-91*DEVIATION BLACK (2954)     1   1  0 50.0  92-47 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        1  1 0
93/95*PYROMANIA (2908)           8   9  0 47.1  05-105*ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    1  1 0
94/73*MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861)  7   8  0 46.7  94/83 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  1  1 0
95/77*AL BUMS V (4139)           6   7  1 46.2  95-52*ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     1  1 0
96/74*AL BUMS III (4137)        10  12  0 45.5  06-106*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      1  1 0
97-97 SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    5   6  0 45.5  97-53*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     1  1 0
98/ 0 DEATH ROW (2212)          62  76  5 44.9  98/ 0 FIGHTING WITH II (995)    1  2 1
99/98 HALFWITS (3378)           30  38  1 44.1  99/ 0*FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      1  2 0
00/99 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)        9  12  1 42.9  00/44 BULLIES (3383)            1  2 0
00-100*PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811)  3   4  0 42.9  01-20 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         1  2 0
02/84*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634)  2   3  0 40.0  02/ 0 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       1  2 0
03/ 0*FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)    3   5  0 37.5  13/113 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   1  2 0
02/102*AL BUMS VIII (4142)        8  14  0 36.4  04/104 FORMER BOSSES (953)       1  2 0
01/101 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      29  52  0 35.8  05/ 0*KAOS 11-02 (3233)         1  3 0
03/103 MEANIES (3379)            18  33  0 35.3  06/ 0*KAOS HOPES (993)          1  3 0
04-104 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         12  24  0 33.3  07/ 0*KAOS AGAIN (1542)         1  3 0
05-105*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)     1   2  0 33.3  08/60*AL BUMS VII (4141)        1  4 0
08-108*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)     1   2  0 33.3  09/ 0*GRIMM WAIT (1545)         1  4 0
10/ 0*BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)    1   2  0 33.3  10/22*AL BUMS III (4137)        1  5 0
09-109*ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)     1   2  0 33.3  11/61*AL BUMS VIII (4142)       1  6 0
14/114*DEVIATION E (2327)         5  11  0 31.2  12/ 0*DOPPLE GANG (4439)        0  5 0
13/ 0 FIGHTING WITH II (995)     9  20  1 31.0  14/114 FURRY FURY (991)          0  5 0
12/112 FORMER BOSSES (953)       12  28  0 30.0  14/ 0*KAOS 11-08 (3833)         0  4 0
10-110*SERPENTS HOLD 609  (3689)  3   7  1 30.0  08/108*AL BUMS V (4139)          0  3 0
11-111*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)       2   5  0 28.6  12/112 SILLY FOLK (3381)         0  3 0
13-113 THEM (2739)               12  31  2 27.9  17/ 0 FIGHTING WITH III (998)   0  3 0
15-115 GRIMM FATE (1546)         12  34  0 26.1  10-110*DEVIATION IV (3645)       0  2 0
16-116 KAOS LORDS (920)          19  54  1 26.0  11-111*DEVIATIONS (2862)         0  2 0
17-117*SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)   1   3  0 25.0  16-116*DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    0  2 0
19/119 FURRY FURY (991)           6  21  1 22.2  21-59 THEM (2739)               0  2 0
22/ 0*FURRY FURY AZ (2836)       4  15  0 21.1  19-119 SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   0  2 0
20/120 FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     5  20  0 20.0  20-120*SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 0  2 0
24/ 0 BATTLE FROGS (2064)        7  30  0 18.9  21-121 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322) 0  2 0
25/ 0 FIGHTING WITH III (998)    5  22  0 18.5  33/133 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  0  2 0
26/ 0*KAOS AGAIN (1542)          5  26  1 16.1  23-123*OTTODROME 49 (4382)       0  1 0
27/ 0*KAOS 11-06 (3830)          1   6  0 14.3  27/78*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    0  1 0
28/ 0*KAOS HOPES (993)           1   8  0 11.1  28/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 31 (3705)    0  1 0
21/121 SILLY FOLK (3381)          2  17  0 10.5  26-126*SERPENTS HOLD 609  (3689) 0  1 0
30/ 0*GRIMM WAIT (1545)          2  26  0  7.1  25-125*DEVIATION XVI (3641)      0  1 0
31/ 0*KAOS 11-02 (3233)          1  16  0  5.9  31-89*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      0  1 0
32/ 0*KAOS 11-08 (3833)          0  17  0  0.0  32/ 0*KAOS 11-06 (3830)         0  1 0
33/ 0*DOPPLE GANG (4439)         0   5  0  0.0  33/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 223 (3685)   0  1 0
23-123*DEVIATION IV (3645)        0   3  0  0.0  29-129*DEVIATION XB (3651)       0  1 0
35/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 223 (3685)    0   3  0  0.0  35/ 0*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   0  1 0
24-124*DEVIATIONS (2862)          0   3  0  0.0  36-93*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    0  1 0
37/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 31 (3705)     0   2  0  0.0  37/ 0*BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)   0  1 0
27-127*OTTODROME 49 (4382)        0   1  0  0.0  38-96*DWARF WARS (3415)         0  1 0
31-131*DEVIATION XVI (3641)       0   1  0  0.0  30-130 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   0  1 0
28-128*DEVIATION XB (3651)        0   1  0  0.0  31-131*SING-SONG WORDS (2059)    0  1 0
33-133*SING-SONG WORDS (2059)     0   1  0  0.0  41/ 0*GENERATION GAP (2433)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly BLACKSTONE games.  Former top team HALFWITS was 
unseated this week as AL BUMS IV moved up from 5th ranking to take the top spot with 
a 1-1-0 record for the round.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with DEVIATION C's team record!  A 2-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 5th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of AL BUMS VI.  How else weeks 
like this one's 2-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 6th team?  The proverbial rising 
comet can only hope to compare with POWERPUFF GIRLS' team record!  A 1-0-0 week and 
now a firm grasp on a 8th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the 
part of STORMY'S TROOPERS.  How else weeks like this one's 2-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 13th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
PHILANTHROPISTS55's team record!  A 1-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 14th place 
ranking.  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week AL BUMS went 1-0-0 and fell 12 notches into 15th!  DEVESTATION bore 
the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 16th 
position as the result of going 1-1-0!  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part 
of PYROMANIA.  How else weeks like this one's 1-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 
17th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with BUBBA'S 14TH 
ARMY's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 28th place ranking.  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of PROBLEM CAUSERS.  How else weeks like 
this one's 2-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 32nd team?  The proverbial rising 
comet can only hope to compare with PHILANTHROPISTS17's team record!  A 1-0-0 week 
and now a firm grasp on a 33rd place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on 
the part of DRAFT DODGERS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 36th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
STORMY'S TROOPERS 10's team record!  A 0-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 37th 
place ranking.  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder 
you fall.  This week DEVIATION XIII went 0-1-0 and fell 20 notches into 38th!  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of DEVIANT DEVIATION.  How else weeks like this 
one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 39th team?  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with DEVIATION BROWN's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 40th place ranking.  KILLER DISEASES bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 41st position as the result of going 
0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week HIGHSCHOOL HEROES went 0-1-0 and fell 29 notches into 43rd!  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of 420 B.C.A.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 45th team?  STATES OF MIND bore the brunt of 
major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 49th position as the 
result of going 0-2-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise 
the harder you fall.  This week FIGHTING WITH IV went 0-2-0 and fell 16 notches into 
50th!  MORALS W/ METAPHORS bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this 
week as they dropped to 52nd position as the result of going 0-2-0!  The proverbial 
rising comet can only hope to compare with MEANIES' team record!  A 1-1-0 week and 
now a firm grasp on a 53rd place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the 
part of SONG FIRE ICE 5.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden 
move to 72nd team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with MUCH 
OLDER's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 90th place ranking.  My 
tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week PHILANTHROPISTS13 went 0-1-0 and fell 11 notches into 94th!  BULLIES bore the 
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 100th position 
as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you 
rise the harder you fall.  This week AL BUMS VII went 1-0-0 and fell 48 notches into 
108th!  AL BUMS III bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as 
they dropped to 110th position as the result of going 0-2-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week AL BUMS VIII went 
1-1-0 and fell 50 notches into 111th!  ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 127th position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  UNKNOWN caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested BANANA SLUG and was awarded 21 points in recognition.  In one of 
the week's more notable duels, SCOUNDREL put down SUGAR DADDIES, causing him to lose 
16 points of recognition in the process.  Although SIZE TWENTY ONE made a valiant 
effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious ERTL WISESTAFF.  No 
confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has gained their position using 
magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  GRIMM FATE is feared.  This much I 
can say.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find 
any of PROBLEM CAUSERS last week.  Busy avoiding GRIMM FATE?  Loose talk at the arena 
has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after 
DAWNSTRIDER.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  The warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there is but one 
reward--death.  This past week GLUMPFOF, at 5-12-0, departed BLACKSTONE forever.  
Cruelly, MAHLICKYE of DEATH ROW has slain the lesser ranked FRANKENCHRIST.  Word 
already flies around town that AL BUMS IV plans a bloodfeud!  Fate is a fickle 
mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the 
victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERTL WISESTAFF 7570          12   8    124         PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROST BITE 5928              12   8  1 107         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 HUGH KASSLE 4988             12  28    100         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
 SCOUNDREL 7048                4   2     94         PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEWIS 19259                   9   5  1  86         BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     
-REAL REALITY 10296            9   6  1  75         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
 SUGAR DADDIES 11735           9  12  1  74         UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       
 HIDDEN GERBIL 19254           4   0     74         TMI (3416)                
-CRUDDLER 8396                 9   6     71         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
 MISTER GAGA 16465             4   2     71         DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  
 BALLWIPE 19086               12   5     67         BULLIES (3383)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRAZY 54 11494                6   4  2  66         CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        
 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234       5   2     65         DEVIATION E (2327)        
 WYL WILDLEAF 9103             8   5  2  64         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
 DEATH ADDER 13079            11   7     63         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
-THE DUST 3468                 3   0     62         ROOKIE QUEEN 8 (674)      
 MAHLICKYE 12610               9   4  1  61         DEATH ROW (2212)          
 MAMBA 13498                   7   5  1  59         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  
 BUTTE PIRATE 10334            7   6     59         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
 MOJO JOJO 20279               7   2     59         POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737      5   4     59         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
 MISTRUNNER 19242              5   2     59         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
-DOLLAR PARKING 20239          5   2     59         PARKING LOT 2 (3607)      
 THONKORON 19064              10   7     58         HALFWITS (3378)           
 HEMLOCK 14097                10   5     57         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
 WYM WILDLEAF 7549             7   7  1  57         PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STILL SHADE 8376              5   1  1  55         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
-DWARFVADER 19251              5   2     53         DWARF WARS (3415)         
-BRZOTOWSKI 13185              5   4     53         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)
-RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       3   5     53         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    
-TUESDAY'S GONE 18607          5   2  1  52         ROOKIE METALLICA 28 (3300)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRITANY 13209                 5   5     52         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2322)
 ARIOC OMINAH 9066             6   3     51         PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  
 HEAVEN BESIDE YOU 16189       5   3     51         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 NELCH 19062                  10   7  1  50         HALFWITS (3378)           
-PROPHET'S SONG 3573           4   4     50         ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)     
 ODDS AGAINST 15726            3   2  1  50         FIGHTING WITH II (995)    
-HIGH PRIEST 22 15924          3   4     50         PRIEST OS SYRINX 7 (2811) 
-CARDIO 18131                  6   1     49         ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)   
 FIRE N BRIMSTONE 16460        6   3     49         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 BLUE BADGER 5186              6   7  1  48         FURRY FURY (991)          
 DAWNSTRIDER 19240             3   1     48         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
 ZENOS 10720                   4   1     47         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
 SMALL POX 18995               5   1     46         KILLER DISEASES (3043)    
 VIRTUAL REALITY 8644          4   1     46         STATE OF MIND (1582)      
 HARBINGER FROG 11369          4   6     46         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 ONE MOMENT 8390               2   4     46         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 SKULLWUNNY 19084              7  10     43         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 BUMUOOGY 19083                7  10     43         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 BOLPH 19060                   5  12     43         HALFWITS (3378)           
 SWEET ICE TEA 13813           4   1     43         GENERATION GAP (2433)     
 CUERVO GOLD 13347             4   3     43         420 B.C.A (2347)          
 WHACKS POETIC 17760           4   5     43         DEVIATION C (2325)        
-VAMPIRIC MAIL 9355            2   2     43         SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)   
 COREY THE MOOSE 19615         6   2     42         DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      
-OLD SCHOOL 16633              5   2     41         SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   
-THE GREAT RAGU 20012          2   1     41         MILWAUKEE OR BUST (3562)  
-HONARA 11955                  6   1     40         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
-ONE VISION 3484               3   2     40         ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     
-THE HOUSEWIFE 21499           3   0     40         SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192       3   4     40         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
-COLEMAN'S 18004               2   2     40         CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    
 ANGST 16401                   2   2     40         BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)  
 LUNKPOOF 19085                9   8     39         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-GREAT WHITE HOPE 6452         1   2     39         ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    
 STROKE 15413                  4   2     37         MUCH OLDER (2723)         
-JULIANNE 19630                3   2     37         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
 YOWZA 16832                   2   2     37         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 BEELZEBUBBA 23388             5   3  1  35         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458      2   3     35         ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      
 RANTKIN 17832                 3   1     34         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 FOX FISTS 16070               3   1     34         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOTMUCK 19067                5  12     33         MEANIES (3379)            
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396            4   4     33         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 TWITPIN 19066                 3  14     33         MEANIES (3379)            
-KARL RATSCHE'S 24168          3   0     33         MILWAUKEE CHOW (4279)     
-SCHLITZ 19993                 2   1     33         MILWAUKEE WE TRUST (3558) 
-NEVERMIND 23395               5   2  2  32         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-MORRISON HOTEL 16204          3   1     32         JIM IS IN (2863)          
 THE SPEED OF PAIN 17761       3   2     32         DEVIATION C (2325)        
-VALDACERA 11973               3   4     31         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
 THE ISLE OF DENIAL 16191      4   4     30         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
-DAMAGED 23384                 4   3     30         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-VERNON 20792                  3   1     30         ZOMBIE SQUAD 225 (3701)   
-FEDEX 19279                   3   2     29         I MEAN BUSINESS (3421)    
-LOCKED AND LOADED 20445       2   0     29         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 FIRE FOR HIRE 16462           1   4     29         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 UNKNOWN 18215                 1   1     28         KAOS 11-02 (3233)         
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            3  14     27         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 PURE GUAVA 23404              2   5     27         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 ADRAN 17831                   2   1     27         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
-MCNUGGET MCDEATH 24135        2   1     26         MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOOMER 19345                  1   2     26         SERPENTS HOLD 932 (2884)  
 PABLO HONEY 23394             4   4  1  25         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 MURDEROUS PAINGUIN 21439      3   2     25         FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   
-GARLIC 21487                  3   1     25         SUPE FORCES 3A01 (3838)   
 WICKED GARDEN 20499           3   1     25         DEVIATION XIII (3654)     
-TWO DARN MANY 20307           2   1  1  25         STATIONARY WILBURYS (3617)
 FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079            2  15     25         SILLY FOLK (3381)         
-DOGGYSTYLE 23400              4   2  1  24         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 SUE WEEEEE 16471              2   2     24         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-STILL DREAM 16653             2   1     24         GRIMM FATE (1546)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MY WAR 23387                  4   2  1  23         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 GLADIATOR FOX 18946           1   2     23         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
-SAINT DWAYNE 24199            1   2     23         DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    
 NUT FLUSH 20466               2   1     22         DEVIATION VI (3647)       
 WILDLING 24439                1   1     22         SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    
-COBALT BLUE 20786             1   0     22         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
 TEN 23397                     4   4  1  21         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-SOUP 23398                    4   3     21         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-SUE PREEM 22612               3   3     21         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
 THE PREDATOR 23374            2   0  1  21         AL BUMS II (4136)         
 KYN 24778                     1   0     21         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
 REGULATE 23401                4   4     20         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-MISTER CATCHA TORRY 16714     1   0  1  20         STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 
 BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT 16473    1   2     20         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-COULD BE FUN 20490            1   0     20         DEVIATION XI (3652)       
 HIGHWAY 61 23379              3   5     18         AL BUMS III (4137)        
-LIQUID SWORDS 23377           3   3     18         AL BUMS II (4136)         
 SAMSONITE GORILLA 20399       2   2     18         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (3634)
-BLEEDING FREEK 16187          1   3     18         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 DISRAELI GEARS 23380          1   3     18         AL BUMS III (4137)        
 HASLEM 20806                  1   1     18         ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    
 FLAVE 20821                   2   1     17         ZOMBIE SQUAD 228 (3706)   
 FOREST MOON 20784             2   1     17         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
-HNIC 23372                    2   5     17         AL BUMS (4135)            
-ILLMATIC 23373                2   0     17         AL BUMS (4135)            
-TRIPWIRE 22780                1   1     17         SERPENTS HOLD 56 (4076)   
-FIJRE DOWN BELOW 16461        1   1     17         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 MOSH THRU THE MARSH 20462     2   0     15         DEVIATION VI (3647)       
-THOMAS 23324                  2   0     15         SERPENTS HOLD 521 (4127)  
 APPLE JACKS 16418             2   1     15         BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   
 SEE PACKETS 24985             1   0     15         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-SANCTIFIED INSIDE  20474      1   0     15         DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      
-OBIWAN HAS TAUTOWELL 20438    1   0     15         DEVIATION I (3642)        
-SAYHELLO 2MY LILFREN 20450    1   0     14         DEVIATION III (3644)      
-REDEMPTION 24687              1   0     14         OTTODROME 50 (4383)       
 BANANA SLUG 16435             1   1     14         BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)   
 MURF 20814                    0   2     14         ZOMBIE SQUAD 31 (3705)    
-WILBLADE DAWN 22617           1   0     13         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 PRENTICE 21740                1   0     13         KAOS HOPES (993)          
-INTERSTATE LOVESONG 20505     1   0     13         DEVIATION XIV (3655)      
-STYLEIDENTICAL2NONE 20441     1   0     13         DEVIATION I (3642)        
 ZELLNER 24796                 1   0     13         SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)   
 LOOKING IN 24973              1   0     13         AL BUMS X (4436)          
 GET YOUR YAYA OUT 24974       1   0     13         AL BUMS X (4436)          
-BLUE WHO WHO 16750            1   0     13         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN 20459    1   0     13         DEVIATION V (3646)        
-TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU 20460    1   0     13         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 BLANE 20656                   0   3     13         ZOMBIE SQUAD 223 (3685)   
-MISTER ANDERSON 16200         0   3     13         DEVIATIONS (2862)         
 FOOCACK 24776                 0   1     13         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
-TIS BUT AFLESHWOUND 20467     1   0  1  12         DEVIATION VII (3648)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MY BOY BLUE 16748             1   0     11         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-SALVATION 24673               1   0     11         OTTODROME 48 (4381)       
 HONEY FROG 24092              1   0     11         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
-VERTBURN 24760                1   0     11         OTTODROME 46 (4398)       
-XAVIOUS VYN 23281             0   1     11         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870        2   0     10         AL BUMS (4135)            
-STEP DOWN 24716               1   0     10         OTTODROME 37 (4389)       
 TIO 24789                     1   0      9         SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   
-BUCKY FELLINI 23408           2   2      8         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 SNAKC FAIRY 24819             1   1      8         MUNCHIES (4409)           
-NUTCRACKER 19589              1   1      8         SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      
-EZ DUZ IT 23370               1   1      8         AL BUMS (4135)            
-THE GREEN MILE 16743          1   1      8         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
-36 CHAMBERS 23378             1   1      8         AL BUMS II (4136)         
 DOG 24989                     0   1      7         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
 CHRONIC PAINGUIN 23283        0   1      7         FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   
 DUTS 24988                    0   1      7         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
-GREEN HORNET 16744            0   1      7         DEVIATION GREEN (2957)    
-TAKEYOURTIME HURRYUP 20486    0   1      7         DEVIATION XB (3651)       
-NORM ALI 24081                1   1      6         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
-READY TO DIE 23403            1   3      6         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
-HIS BOY ELROY 20433           0   1      5         DEVIATION XVI (3641)      
-MORAL PARAGON 20447           0   1      5         DEVIATION III (3644)      
 THE SIGN 24919                0   2      2         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 4 24792                       0   1      1         SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   
-LOSER CRUISER 11338           0   1      1         SING-SONG WORDS (2059)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE BLUEPRINT 2 24102   0  1 0 AL BUMS II 4136      BLACK ORC              87  NONE
FRANKENCHRIST 23385     4  4 0 AL BUMS IV 4138      MAHLICKYE 12610        87   
FAME MONSTER 24871      0  1 0 AL BUMS V 4139       MOUNTAIN TROLL         87  NONE
RAISING HELL 23392      0  1 0 AL BUMS V 4139       TWO DARN MANY 20307    84   
JUNK 3 25129            0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 2064    SHEWISH GIANT          87  NONE
DA1 24990               0  1 0 DOPPLE GANG 4439     SPYMASTER              87  NONE
DA2 24986               0  1 0 DOPPLE GANG 4439     ARENAMASTER            87  NONE
DA4 24987               0  1 0 DOPPLE GANG 4439     WURM KIN               87  NONE
DAV 20263               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 995 BANDIT PRINCE          87  NONE
DAW 20264               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 995 WURM KIN               87  NONE
JUNK 1 25127            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 SPYMASTER              87  NONE
JUNK 2 25128            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 BANDIT PRINCE          87  NONE
JUNK 6 25132            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 SHEWISH GIANT          87  NONE
JUNK 4 25130            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH IV 999 MOUNTAIN TROLL         87  NONE
JUNK 5 25131            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH IV 999 HIGH ELF               87  NONE
DAE 24111               0  1 0 FURRY FURY AZ 2836   SHEWISH GIANT          87  NONE
DAA 24113               0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BANDIT PRINCE          87  NONE
DAC 24112               0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      ARENAMASTER            87  NONE
SOMETHING COMPL 13114   0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      SHEWISH GIANT          87  NONE
SPLIT SECOND 20260      0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      THE PREDATOR 23374     87   
GLUMPFOF 19061          5 12 0 HALFWITS 3378        ODDS AGAINST 15726     87   
JUNK 13 25139           0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      SHEWISH GIANT          87  NONE
JUNK 16 25143           0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      HIGH ELF               87  NONE
JUNK 17 25142           0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      MOUNTAIN TROLL         87  NONE
JUNK 14 25140           0  1 0 KAOS 11-06 3830      MOUNTAIN TROLL         87  NONE
JUNK 12 25138           0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      WURM KIN               87  NONE
JUNK 7 25133            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      WURM KIN               87  NONE
JUNK 8 25134            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      DARK CHAMPION          87  NONE
JUNK 9 25135            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      DARK CHAMPION          87  NONE
JUNK 10 25136           0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      STONE GOLEM            87  NONE
JUNK 11 25137           0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      ARENAMASTER            87  NONE
JUNK 15 25141           0  1 0 KAOS AGAIN 1542      DARK CHAMPION          87  NONE
DAS 21738               0  1 0 KAOS HOPES 993       SHEWISH GIANT          87  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAT 21739               0  1 0 KAOS HOPES 993       SPYMASTER              87  NONE
DAW 21741               0  1 0 KAOS HOPES 993       STONE GOLEM            87  NONE
PROVIDENCE 24679        0  1 0 OTTODROME 49 4382    TIS BUT AFLESHW 20467  85   
VIPER 20673             0  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD 6 3689 BEELZEBUBBA 23388      85   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JUNK 17 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
JUNK 16 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK 15 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
JUNK 14 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
JUNK 1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
FAME MONSTER was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUNK 2 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
JUNK 3 was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
JUNK 4 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
JUNK 5 was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
JUNK 6 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
JUNK 7 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
JUNK 8 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DAA was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DAC was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DAE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE BLUEPRINT 2 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
JUNK 9 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
JUNK 10 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
JUNK 11 was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
DAW was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
JUNK 12 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DAT was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAS was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
SOMETHING COMPLETE was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAW was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DAV was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JUNK 13 was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
MISTER GAGA beat BUTTE PIRATE in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge fight.
HIDDEN GERBIL overpowered HEMLOCK in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
YOWZA lost to DAWNSTRIDER in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
SMALL POX was narrowly defeated by MISTRUNNER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray.
SCOUNDREL vanquished SUGAR DADDIES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LEWIS handily defeated WYL WILDLEAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE subdued WYM WILDLEAF in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
FIRE N BRIMSTONE overpowered CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
VIRTUAL REALITY overcame BOLPH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
WHACKS POETIC unbelievably bested SKULLWUNNY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SUE WEEEEE was narrowly defeated by RANTKIN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
THE ISLE OF DENIAL was handily defeated by CUERVO GOLD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HEAVEN BESIDE YOU demolished BLUE BADGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
STROKE won victory over FIRE FOR HIRE in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
NUT FLUSH was viciously subdued by ANGST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
THE SPEED OF PAIN handily defeated FUMBLEPOOKIE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
WILDLING overpowered DISRAELI GEARS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MOSH THRU THE MARSH won victory over SNAKC FAIRY in a 5 minute Challenge struggle.
ERTL WISESTAFF handily defeated SIZE TWENTY ONE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HUGH KASSLE overpowered BALLWIPE in a unpopular 7 minute brutal uneven competition.
ARIOC OMINAH savagely defeated FOX FISTS in a 3 minute brutal fight.
LUCKY BROWN SEVENS overpowered NELCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE MOMENT outlasted WICKED GARDEN in a popular 9 minute fray.
GLUMPFOF was easily killed by ODDS AGAINST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
THONKORON beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice battle.
ZENOS beat LUNKPOOF in a 2 minute conflict.
BUMUOOGY viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal conflict.
HARBINGER FROG was devastated by MOJO JOJO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STILL SHADE viciously subdued SUPERUNKNOWN in a unpopular 8 minute brutal fight.
MAMBA subdued PARTIES AT ADAM'S in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
MAHLICKYE executed FRANKENCHRIST in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEATH ADDER devastated SWEET ICE TEA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COREY THE MOOSE devastated BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SMOOCHIEBUMP was overpowered by PURE GUAVA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TWITPIN vanquished HIGHWAY 61 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BEELZEBUBBA subdued SEAFORLENHARG in a 1 minute conflict.
PABLO HONEY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TEN narrowly defeated MURF in a 3 minute brutal brawl.
REGULATE won victory over BLANE in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
MURDEROUS PAINGUIN defeated HASLEM in a 2 minute fight.
FLAVE viciously subdued DOGDREAM RETRIEVER in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
FOREST MOON was savagely defeated by TOWN DRUNK in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
SAMSONITE GORILLA was viciously subdued by GLADIATOR FOX in a 2 minute match.
UNKNOWN overpowered BANANA SLUG in a 5 minute one-sided match.
ADRAN overpowered APPLE JACKS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE PREDATOR assassinated SPLIT SECOND in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE SIGN was devastated by ZELLNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
40 OZ TO FREEDOM subdued 4 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute beginner's match.
SEE PACKETS demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIO won victory over CHRONIC PAINGUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's melee.
KYN won victory over DUTS in a 2 minute match.
FOOCACK was vanquished by HONEY FROG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOOKING IN demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PRENTICE vanquished DOG in a 2 minute one-sided match.
GET YOUR YAYA OUT devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 39         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  11 -  2      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         TOTAL PARRY      103 -  75 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  18 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     49 -  37 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        94 -  84 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  36 -  4      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK  143 - 165 -  8      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK   107 - 141 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  34 -  2      31  |

Turn  87 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 13         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 12         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 24         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              AIMED BLOW         8 - 14         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 7570        12   8  0  124 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1398)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCOUNDREL 7048              4   2  0   94 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEWIS 19259                 9   5  1   86 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)
TOTAL PARRY      BALLWIPE 19086             12   5  0   67 BULLIES (3383)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234     5   2  0   65 DEVIATION E (2327)
BASHING ATTACK   MAHLICKYE 12610             9   4  1   61 DEATH ROW (2212)
AIMED BLOW       BUTTE PIRATE 10334          7   6  0   59 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)
WALL OF STEEL    NELCH 19062                10   7  1   50 HALFWITS (3378)
PARRY-LUNGE      VIRTUAL REALITY 8644        4   1  0   46 STATE OF MIND (1582)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEATH ADDER 13079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MISTRUNNER 19242.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNAKC FAIRY 
24819, SKULLWUNNY 19084, FIRE FOR HIRE 16462, BLANE 20656, ONE MOMENT 8390, FLAVE 
20821, SMALL POX 18995, ANGST 16401, MAMBA 13498, and TOWN DRUNK 7045.

The least popular fighter this week was BALLWIPE 19086.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SUPERUNKNOWN 23396, WICKED GARDEN 20499, BANANA SLUG 16435, THE SIGN 
24919, SPLIT SECOND 20260, APPLE JACKS 16418, HIGHWAY 61 23379, SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081, 
SWEET ICE TEA 13813, and FRANKENCHRIST 23385.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ERTL WISESTAFF (84-7570) PHILANTHROPISTS17