DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/20/2011    Duedate: 11/02/2011

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 90

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAMBA
SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)
(84-13498) [10-5-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAMBA                          SCOUNDREL
SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)       PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)
(84-13498) [10-5-1,108]        (84-7048) [6-2-1,113]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DEATH ADDER                    LUNKPOOF
SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)        TEENY BOPPERS (3382)
(84-13079) [13-8-1,90]         (84-19085) [10-10-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KAOS LORDS (920)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KAOSTIC (1429)                33 
2. KAOS HOPES (993)              29    DRAFT DODGERS (3483)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)       28    Unchartered Team
4. DOPPLE GANG (4439)            26 
5. KAOS 11-08 (3833)             26    PHILANTHROPISTS56 (1938)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)    4   0  0 100.   1/ 8 KAOS LORDS (920)          4  1 0
 2- 2*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)      3   0  1 100.   2/27 KAOSTIC (1429)            4  3 0
 3- 3*SERPENTS HOLD 512 (4084)   2   0  1 100.   3/32 HALFWITS (3378)           4  5 0
 4- 4*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951)  2   0  1 100.   4/ 4 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      4  8 0
 5- 6*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)       2   0  0 100.   5/ 5 DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      3  0 0
 6- 7*DEVIATION XI (3652)        2   0  0 100.   6- 3 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    3  0 0
 7/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS56 (1938)   2   0  0 100.   7/ 7 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  3  0 0
 8- 8*SONG FIRE ICE 2 (4331)     1   0  0 100.   8/10*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    3  1 1
 9/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 99 (3713)  1   0  0 100.   9/ 9 DEVIATION E (2327)        3  1 0
10/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (3714)  1   0  0 100.  10/ 1 DEVIATION C (2325)        3  2 0
11/ 0*011411G (3856)             1   0  0 100.  11-14*SERPENTS HOLD 512 (4084)  2  0 1
12/ 0*011411I (3858)             1   0  0 100.  12-16*DEVIATIN IX (3650)        2  0 0
13/ 0*011411N (3863)             1   0  0 100.  13- 2*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      2  0 0
14-10*OLDER (2725)               1   0  0 100.  14-25 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  2  0 0
15/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS66 (1948)   1   0  0 100.  15/24 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   2  1 1
16/ 0*060310AS (2563)            1   0  0 100.  16/28 FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    2  1 1
17-11*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)    7   1  0 87.5  17/ 6 POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)    2  1 0
18-12*DEVIATIN IX (3650)         5   1  1 83.3  18/11*FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*032311E (3876)             5   1  0 83.3  19/30 DEVESTATION (2860)        2  1 0
20/14 DRAFT DODGERS (3483)       9   2  0 81.8  20/23 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     2  1 0
21-15*DEVIATION IIB (3643)       4   1  0 80.0  21/26 FORMER BOSSES (953)       2  1 0
22-17*TMI (3416)                 4   1  0 80.0  22-13*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  2  2 0
23-19*TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      10   3  0 76.9  23/31 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       2  2 0
24/13 POWERPUFF GIRLS (3612)     9   3  0 75.0  24/12 PYROMANIA (2908)          2  3 0
25-20*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)    6   2  0 75.0  25/21 GRIMM FATE (1546)         2  4 1
26/29 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  10   5  1 66.7  26-33*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     1  0 1
27/39*PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)     8   4  1 66.7  27-35*SONG FIRE ICE 2 (4331)    1  0 0
28-23*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699)  4   2  0 66.7  28-44*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    1  0 0
29-24*DEVIATION XIII (3654)      4   2  0 66.7  29-17*AL BUMS (4135)            1  0 0
30-25*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186)  4   2  0 66.7  30-40*DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      1  0 0
31-27*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)     2   1  0 66.7  31-39*DEVIATION XI (3652)       1  0 0
32-26*DEVIATION I (3642)         2   1  0 66.7  32-59*DEVIATION XIII (3654)     1  0 0
33/31 BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     11   6  1 64.7  33-60*ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    1  0 0
34/45*MUCH OLDER (2723)          5   3  0 62.5  34/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 99 (3713) 1  0 0
35-32*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)   5   3  0 62.5  35/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (3714) 1  0 0
36/ 0*111610C (3167)             5   3  0 62.5  36-43*SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   1  0 0
37-33*420 B.C.A (2347)           5   3  0 62.5  37/ 0*011411G (3856)            1  0 0
38/35 SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   13   8  1 61.9  38/ 0*011411I (3858)            1  0 0
39/30 BULLIES (3383)            12   8  0 60.0  39/ 0*011411N (3863)            1  0 0
40-36 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)     9   6  0 60.0  40/ 0*032311E (3876)            1  0 0
41-37 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318)  6   4  0 60.0  41-37*BUBBA'S 51ST ARMY (3894)  1  0 0
42-38 PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)   6   4  0 60.0  42-62*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634) 1  0 0
43-40*SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)    3   2  0 60.0  43-45*OLDER (2725)              1  0 0
44-41*AL BUMS IV (4138)         20  14  2 58.8  44/ 0*BUBBA'S 4TH ARMY (2904)   1  0 0
45-42 PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  10   7  2 58.8  45-18*DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  1  0 0
46-46 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)    9   7  1 56.2  46-46*SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   1  0 0
47/43 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  10   8  0 55.6  47-47*SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   1  0 0
48-48 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322)  6   5  0 54.5  48-48*STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 1  0 0
49-49*PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)   7   6  0 53.8  49/ 0*060310AS (2563)           1  0 0
50-52*AL BUMS (4135)            10   9  1 52.6  50/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS56 (1938)  1  0 0
51/53 DEVESTATION (2860)        11  10  0 52.4  51/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS66 (1948)  1  0 0
52/50 DEVIATION C (2325)        19  18  1 51.4  52-49*SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   1  0 0
53-54 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)   8   8  1 50.0  53-50 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2318) 1  0 0
54-55 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)   7   7  0 50.0  54-51 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2322) 1  0 0
55-56*AL BUMS II (4136)          6   6  1 50.0  55-20*420 B.C.A (2347)          1  0 0
56-58*SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)    4   4  0 50.0  56-57*DEVIATION IIB (3643)      1  1 0
57-59*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3634)  3   3  0 50.0  57-29*AL BUMS VIII (4142)       1  1 0
58-60*DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)     2   2  0 50.0  58-71*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699) 1  1 0
59-63*SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)    1   1  0 50.0  59/64*MUCH OLDER (2723)         1  1 0
60-65*BUBBA'S 51ST ARMY (3894)   1   1  0 50.0  60-74 PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  1  1 0
61/66 PYROMANIA (2908)          10  12  0 45.5  61-66 FURRY-FURY (1428)         1  1 0
62-70 DEATH ROW (2212)          62  77  5 44.6  62/81*DOPPLE GANG (4439)        1  2 0
63/73 HALFWITS (3378)           34  43  1 44.2  63/73 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       1  2 0
64/68*AL BUMS V (4139)           6   8  1 42.9  64-78 FURRY FURY (991)          1  3 1
65-72*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    3   4  0 42.9  65/42*KAOS 11-04 (3825)         1  4 0
66/71 UP YOUR NOSE (2134)       10  14  1 41.7  66/79 MEANIES (3379)            1  5 0
67-74*GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)    5   7  0 41.7  67/ 0*SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    0  5 0
68-75 SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)    5   7  0 41.7  68/82*KAOS 11-08 (3833)         0  4 0
69/82 DEVIATION E (2327)         8  12  0 40.0  69/76*KAOS HOPES (993)          0  4 0
70-76*BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)   2   3  0 40.0  70/69 FIGHTING WITH II (995)    0  4 0
71-77*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)    2   3  0 40.0  71-80*KAOS AGAIN (1542)         0  4 0
72-78 FURRY-FURY (1428)         17  27  0 38.6  72/83 SILLY FOLK (3381)         0  3 0
73-79*WHY I WORRY (2744)         5   8  0 38.5  73/84 BULLIES (3383)            0  3 0
74-80*AL BUMS VIII (4142)        9  15  0 37.5  74/85 SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  0  3 0
75/83 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      33  60  0 35.5  75-90*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   0  2 0
76/85 MEANIES (3379)            19  38  0 33.3  76-87*DEVIATION III (3644)      0  2 0
77/81*FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)    3   6  0 33.3  77-89*GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   0  2 0
78-84*SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)    1   2  0 33.3  78/86 FIGHTING WITH III (998)   0  2 0
79/ 0*BUBBA'S 4TH ARMY (2904)    1   2  0 33.3  79-70*SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   0  1 0
80/87 FORMER BOSSES (953)       14  29  0 32.6  80-56*SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)   0  1 0
81/88 KAOS LORDS (920)          23  55  1 29.5  01-101*DEVIATION IV (3645)       0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/86 FIGHTING WITH II (995)     9  24  1 27.3  03-103*DEVIATION XVI (3641)      0  1 0
83/90*FURRY FURY AZ (2836)       6  16  0 27.3  83/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (3715) 0  1 0
84/89 GRIMM FATE (1546)         14  38  1 26.9  84-88*ZOMBIE SQUAD 31 (3705)    0  1 0
85/95 KAOSTIC (1429)            10  30  0 25.0  85/61*FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   0  1 0
86/91 FIGHTING WITH IV (999)     7  21  1 25.0  86/99*KAOS 11-06 (3830)         0  1 0
87-92*DEVIATION III (3644)       1   3  0 25.0  04-104*PHILANTHROPISTS 98 (3712) 0  1 0
88-93*BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)    1   3  0 25.0  05-105*DEVIATION I (3642)        0  1 0
89-94 FURRY FURY (991)           7  24  2 22.6  89-68*AL BUMS II (4136)         0  1 0
90/96 BATTLE FROGS (2064)        9  32  0 22.0  90-72*AL BUMS IV (4138)         0  1 0
91/ 0*SUPERHEROES - X (1432)     2   9  0 18.2  02/102*AL BUMS V (4139)          0  1 0
92/97 FIGHTING WITH III (998)    5  24  0 17.2  00-100*BAD DRINKS (3846)         0  1 0
93-98*KAOS AGAIN (1542)          5  30  1 14.3  06-106*SERPENTS HOLD 69 (4161)   0  1 0
06/106*DOPPLE GANG (4439)         1   7  0 12.5  94/ 0*PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  0  1 0
95/99*KAOS 11-06 (3830)          1   7  0 12.5  08-108*WHY I WORRY (2744)        0  1 0
02/102 SILLY FOLK (3381)          2  20  0  9.1  96-65*BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)  0  1 0
00/100*KAOS 11-04 (3825)          1  11  0  8.3  97-93*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   0  1 0
01/101*KAOS HOPES (993)           1  12  0  7.7  09-109*SUPE FORCES AA02 (2932)   0  1 0
03/103*GRIMM WAIT (1545)          2  27  0  6.9  99/ 0*111610C (3167)            0  1 0
05/105*KAOS 11-08 (3833)          0  21  0  0.0  00-92*BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)   0  1 0
07-107*DEVIATION IV (3645)        0   4  0  0.0  01-63*TMI (3416)                0  1 0
08-108*ZOMBIE SQUAD 31 (3705)     0   3  0  0.0  10-110 SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   0  1 0
10-110*DEVIATION XVI (3641)       0   2  0  0.0  03-96 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  0  1 0
12-112*BAD DRINKS (3846)          0   1  0  0.0  11-111 SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   0  1 0
11-111*PHILANTHROPISTS 98 (3712)  0   1  0  0.0  12-112*PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186) 0  1 0
06/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (3715)  0   1  0  0.0  06-54 DEATH ROW (2212)          0  1 0
13-113*SERPENTS HOLD 69 (4161)    0   1  0  0.0  07/77*GRIMM WAIT (1545)         0  1 0
08/ 0*PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)   0   1  0  0.0  08-67 PHILANTHROPISTS34 (1640)  0  1 0
09/ 0*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)      0   1  0  0.0  09/ 0*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  KAOS LORDS now holds the crown and 
they are betting they can keep it.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is KAOSTIC, who swept up 25 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at HALFWITS' act, as they have a 3-0-0 week and gain 29 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is FIGHTING WITH IV, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to POWERPUFF GIRLS, which fell to 17th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at DEVESTATION's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out BLACKSTONE!  PYROMANIA may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below 
it to fall on the 24th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is DOPPLE GANG, who swept up 19 places in the ranks.  Suffering 
under a 0-4-0 record and dropping from 42nd to 65th place were the KAOS 11-04.  Keep 
trying!  Take a look at MEANIES' act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 13 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is KAOS 11-08, who swept up 14 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SILLY 
FOLK's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BULLIES, who 
swept up 11 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SERPENTS HOLD 618's act, as they 
have a 0-1-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  FURRY FURY 11-03 may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 85th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KAOS 11-06, who swept up 13 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at AL BUMS V's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 11 places in the 
team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to GRIMM WAIT, which fell 
to 107th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for DEATH ADDER, who flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing MOJO JOJO 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to 
walk out on the sands.  FIRE N BRIMSTONE was beat by LEWIS and drops 11 points.  
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was DEVIATION C's 
SIZE TWENTY ONE, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by MAMBA.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad SUPERIOR  FORCES 4A01?  Big bad 
SUPERIOR FORCES 4A01.  Big bad SUPERIOR FORCES 4A01.  BLACKSTONE's afraid of the big 
bad SUPERIOR FORCES 4A01.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause DEVESTATION beats feet every time SUPERIOR FORCES 4A01 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this SUGAR DADDIES you ask, with 84 
points and a 10-14-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  Challenging down 17 
points was SCOUNDREL.  Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The 
only way to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  SCOUNDREL put to death SUGAR 
DADDIES, a mismatch of 17 points.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it 
covering SUGAR DADDIES as he was driven to an early grave by SCOUNDREL of the PROBLEM 
CAUSERS.  It's not often when you see a 9-3-0 warrior like MOJO JOJO kick the bucket. 
I wonder if POWERPUFF GIRLS will recover from the blow.  Knowing when to use the 
right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.  
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in BLACKSTONE have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAMBA 13498                  10   5  1 108         SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOUNDREL 7048                6   2  1 113         PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)    
 HUGH KASSLE 4988             14  29    101         FORMER BOSSES (953)       
-KO'D KANGAROO 7727           13   7     92         FURRY-FURY (1428)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH ADDER 13079            13   8  1  90         SERPENTS HOLD 10 (2300)   
 LEWIS 19259                  11   6  1  88         BLACK & BRUISE (3417)     
-LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737      7   4     88         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
 CRUDDLER 8396                10   7  1  87         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
-MISTRUNNER 19242              7   2     83         TAUREN TRIBES (3413)      
-MISTER GAGA 16465             5   2     83         DEVIANT DEVIATION (2909)  
-WYL WILDLEAF 9103            10   5  2  79         PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1648)  
-WYM WILDLEAF 7549             8   8  1  76         PHILANTHROPISTS13 (1394)  
 COREY THE MOOSE 19615         9   2     74         DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      
 HEAVEN BESIDE YOU 16189       7   4     72         DEVESTATION (2860)        
 BALLWIPE 19086               12   8     68         BULLIES (3383)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REAL REALITY 10296            9   7  1  66         SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)   
 FIRE N BRIMSTONE 16460        8   4     65         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234       7   3     65         DEVIATION E (2327)        
-RELOCATING VAGRANT 5227       4   5  1  65         FIGHTING WITH IV (999)    
-BRITANY 13209                 6   5     61         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2322)
 HEMLOCK 14097                10   8     60         SERPENTS HOLD 618 (2490)  
-BUTTE PIRATE 10334            7   7     60         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
 SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362        7   4     58         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-MAHLICKYE 12610               9   5  1  57         DEATH ROW (2212)          
-BLUE BADGER 5186              7   8  2  57         FURRY FURY (991)          
-THE HOUSEWIFE 21499           4   0     57         SUPE FORCES 3A06 (3840)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRZOTOWSKI 13185              6   4     56         SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2318)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NELCH 19062                  11   9  1  55         HALFWITS (3378)           
-WHACKS POETIC 17760           6   5     55         DEVIATION C (2325)        
 BOLPH 19060                   7  13     53         HALFWITS (3378)           
-OLD SCHOOL 16633              6   2     53         SUPE FORCES AA11 (2941)   
 THONKORON 19064              11   9     52         HALFWITS (3378)           
 SKULLWUNNY 19084              8  12     52         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 HARBINGER FROG 11369          5   7     51         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
-CUERVO GOLD 13347             5   3     49         420 B.C.A (2347)          
 LUNKPOOF 19085               10  10     47         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            4  16     45         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-GENKI 16609                   3   2     45         SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   
-HONARA 11955                  7   1     44         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
-ZENOS 10720                   5   2     43         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
 BUMUOOGY 19083                8  12     42         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 LUCKLESS RAINBOW 17862        5   3     42         111610C (3167)            
-QUEEN OF THE NILE 12129       4   2     42         PASSPORT REQUIRED 3 (2186)
 STROKE 15413                  5   3     41         MUCH OLDER (2723)         
-FOX FISTS 16070               4   1     41         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
 ODDS AGAINST 15726            3   3  1  41         FIGHTING WITH II (995)    
-PURE GUAVA 23404              3   5     40         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-LOCKED AND LOADED 20445       3   0     40         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
-LEBRON LEAVING 15536          2   3     39         WHY I WORRY (2744)        
 WILBLADE DAWN 22617           3   1     38         KAOS LORDS (920)          
-ANGST 16401                   2   3     37         BUBBA'S 14TH ARMY (2896)  
-BEELZEBUBBA 23388             5   4  1  36         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 CLOTMUCK 19067                5  15     36         MEANIES (3379)            
 TWITPIN 19066                 4  16     35         MEANIES (3379)            
-WICKED GARDEN 20499           4   1     34         DEVIATION XIII (3654)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MISTER CATCHA TORRY 16714     2   0  1  33         STANDARD DEVIATION (2951) 
 DRIM SOULSTEALER 21420        1   2     33         KAOS 11-04 (3825)         
-VALDACERA 11973               3   5     32         SUPE FORCES 1A09 (2165)   
-SEAFORLENHARG 10719           2   4     32         PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1937)  
-SAINT DWAYNE 24199            2   2     32         DWAYNE'S CLONES (4285)    
-JULIANNE 19630                3   4     31         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-FIRE FOR HIRE 16462           1   6     31         PYROMANIA (2908)          
 GLASS HEART 19462             3   1     30         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-GLADIATOR FOX 18946           2   2     30         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
-FLURRY FOX 15731              2   4     30         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
 XAVIOUS VYN 23281             2   1     30         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079            2  18     28         SILLY FOLK (3381)         
-COULD BE FUN 20490            2   0     28         DEVIATION XI (3652)       
 MURDEROUS PAINGUIN 21439      3   3     27         FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   
 THOUGHT FIGHTER 7747          1   2     27         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
-SANCTIFIED INSIDE  20474      2   0     26         DEVIATIN VIII (3649)      
-BROADWAY JOE 20388            3   3     25         GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   
-MY BOY BLUE 16748             2   0  1  24         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-GARNET 22819                  2   0  1  24         SERPENTS HOLD 512 (4084)  
 PURIQUOI 10722                2   0     24         PHILANTHROPISTS56 (1938)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAMSONITE GORILLA 20399       3   2     23         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (3634)
 UNZIFER 16443                 1   2     22         BUBBA'S 4TH ARMY (2904)   
-FOREST MOON 20784             3   2     21         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
-HASLEM 20806                  2   1     21         ZOMBIE SQUAD 32 (3703)    
-STILL DREAM 16653             2   2     20         GRIMM FATE (1546)         
-ZURP 21792                    1   1     20         BUBBA'S 51ST ARMY (3894)  
 DOG GRENADE 7749              1   1     20         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
-40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870        3   0     19         AL BUMS (4135)            
-APPLE JACKS 16418             2   2     16         BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   
-BOTOX 15423                   1   0     15         OLDER (2725)              
-BANANA SLUG 16435             1   2     15         BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIN TWEAKS 25208              1   0     15         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
-MURF 20814                    0   3     15         ZOMBIE SQUAD 31 (3705)    
 LAZY CRIMINAL 18259           0   3     15         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 PRENTICE 21740                1   1     14         KAOS HOPES (993)          
-FOOCACK 24776                 0   2     14         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
 GODLY CORSET 21681            1   0     11         032311E (3876)            
 DUSTPAN FLAMBE 21611          1   0     11         011411N (3863)            
-SAYHELLO 2MY LILFREN 20450    1   1     10         DEVIATION III (3644)      
 RIPEN TONIGHT 21587           1   0     10         011411I (3858)            
 TILLER 20857                  1   0     10         PHILANTHROPISTS 99 (3713) 
-DARK VISION 24423             1   0     10         SONG FIRE ICE 2 (4331)    
 QUAINT DIPLOMA 14579          1   0     10         060310AS (2563)           
 MYSTIFIED 20862               1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS 100 (3714)
 VILINGTON 10772               1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS66 (1948)  
 PROTEST EXCUSE 21579          1   0      9         011411G (3856)            
-THE PREDATOR 23374            2   1  1   8         AL BUMS II (4136)         
-OBIWAN HAS TAUTOWELL 20438    1   1      8         DEVIATION I (3642)        
 PRESSEY 20868                 0   1      7         PHILANTHROPISTS 101 (3715)
 BOOM DYNAMITE 21735           0   1      7         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 MIST GARDEN 18727             0   1      7         PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  
-CHESTER 23513                 0   1      7         SERPENTS HOLD 69 (4161)   
-HIS BOY ELROY 20433           0   2      6         DEVIATION XVI (3641)      
-MORAL PARAGON 20447           0   2      6         DEVIATION III (3644)      
-MOONSHINE MIKE 21526          0   1      5         BAD DRINKS (3846)         
 FAME MONSTER 25204            0   1      1         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 ALSO RAN 25209                0   1      1         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
 JUNK L 25372                  0   1      1         FIGHTING WITH III (998)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRANKENCHRIST 23385     4  4 0 AL BUMS IV 4138      MAHLICKYE 12610        87   
JUNK K 25373            0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 2064    BANDIT PRINCE          90  NONE
DA1 25207               0  1 0 DOPPLE GANG 4439     HIGH ELF               90  NONE
JUNK Q 25380            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 995 SHEWISH GIANT          90  NONE
JUNK R 25379            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 995 STONE GOLEM            90  NONE
JUNK H 25370            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH II 998 MOUNTAIN TROLL         90  NONE
JUNK J 25374            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH IV 999 WURM KIN               90  NONE
JUNK P 25375            0  1 0 FURRY FURY AZ 2836   WURM KIN               90  NONE
DAX 21734               0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      MOUNTAIN TROLL         90  NONE
JUNK A 25361            0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      ARENAMASTER            90  NONE
JUNK G 25368            0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BLACK ORC              90  NONE
SPLIT SECOND 20260      0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      THE PREDATOR 23374     87   
GLUMPFOF 19061          5 12 0 HALFWITS 3378        ODDS AGAINST 15726     87   
JUNK B 25362            0  1 0 KAOS 11-04 3825      BLACK ORC              90  NONE
RAGNORIN SWIPE 21422    0  1 0 KAOS 11-04 3825      STONE GOLEM            90  NONE
JUNK I 25369            0  1 0 KAOS 11-06 3830      ARENAMASTER            90  NONE
DIRE DRYNN 25365        0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      DARK CHAMPION          90  NONE
JUNK C 25364            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      DARK CHAMPION          90  NONE
JUNK E 25367            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      STONE GOLEM            90  NONE
JUNK F 25366            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      ARENAMASTER            90  NONE
JUNK N 25376            0  1 0 KAOS HOPES 993       HIGH ELF               90  NONE
JUNK O 25377            0  1 0 KAOS HOPES 993       SPYMASTER              90  NONE
JUNK S 25378            0  1 0 KAOS HOPES 993       ARENAMASTER            90  NONE
REGARDLESS 13486        0  1 0 KAOSTIC 1429         ARENAMASTER            90  NONE
VERMEER 20856           0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3712 GARNET 22819           89   
ARIOC OMINAH 9066       6  4 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1640 BLUE BADGER 5186       88   
MOJO JOJO 20279         9  3 0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 3612 DEATH ADDER 13079      90   
SHAGGY 363              0  1 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 69  BLACK ORC              90  NONE
ZELLNER 24796           1  1 0 SUPE FORCES 7A0 4405 MY BOY BLUE 16748      88   
ROGERG 16586            4  4 0 SUPE FORCES AA0 2932 RELOCATING VAGRA 5227  88   
DAY 21736               0  1 0 SUPERHEROES - X 1432 HIGH ELF               90  NONE
DAZ 21737               0  1 0 SUPERHEROES - X 1432 DARK CHAMPION          90  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIDDEN GERBIL 19254     4  1 0 TMI 3416             CRUDDLER 8396          88   
SUGAR DADDIES 11735    10 14 1 UP YOUR NOSE 2134    SCOUNDREL 7048         90   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAZ was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK R was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JUNK Q was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JUNK S was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
JUNK O was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK A was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DIRE DRYNN was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JUNK I was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
JUNK H was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUNK G was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JUNK C was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
RAGNORIN SWIPE was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUNK E was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
JUNK F was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
JUNK K was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
DAX was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
JUNK B was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
JUNK N was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
SHAGGY was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
JUNK J was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DAY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK P was executed by WURM KIN in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
REGARDLESS was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SCOUNDREL put to death SUGAR DADDIES in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
LEWIS overpowered FIRE N BRIMSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEAVEN BESIDE YOU overpowered HEMLOCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
COREY THE MOOSE viciously subdued BALLWIPE in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
STROKE luckily beat CLOTMUCK in a action packed 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MAMBA overpowered SIZE TWENTY ONE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HUGH KASSLE savagely defeated CRUDDLER in a exciting 13 minute expert's match.
MOJO JOJO was easily killed by DEATH ADDER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE narrowly defeated SKULLWUNNY in a 3 minute competition.
LUCKLESS RAINBOW was vanquished by SMOOCHIEBUMP in a 4 minute gory one-sided bout.
ODDS AGAINST was unbelievably bested by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory fray.
BOLPH beat WILBLADE DAWN in a popular 1 minute match.
NELCH defeated DRIM SOULSTEALER in a 2 minute bout.
THONKORON savagely defeated MURDEROUS PAINGUIN in a action packed 2 minute bout.
HARBINGER FROG bested BUMUOOGY in a 3 minute bloody veteran's duel.
SELF SHADOWSTAFF narrowly defeated LUNKPOOF in a exciting 5 minute master's match.
FUMBLEPOOKIE was defeated by XAVIOUS VYN in a 3 minute match.
TWITPIN subdued THOUGHT FIGHTER in a 2 minute conflict.
GLASS HEART demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LAZY CRIMINAL was beaten by TOWN DRUNK in a 2 minute duel.
UNZIFER overpowered DOG GRENADE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PURIQUOI handily defeated PRENTICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOOM DYNAMITE was demolished by DUSTPAN FLAMBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GODLY CORSET demolished PRESSEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
RIPEN TONIGHT overpowered MIST GARDEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PROTEST EXCUSE outwaited SHY RELUCTANCE in a unpopular 18 minute melee.
MYSTIFIED savagely defeated FAME MONSTER in a 3 minute brutal novice's match.
TILLER overpowered JUNK L in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAGRYN was beaten by VILINGTON in a 1 minute novice's fray.
QUAINT DIPLOMA handily defeated ALSO RAN in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
PIN TWEAKS demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -   7 -  2      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         AIMED BLOW        83 -  73 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  33 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       68 -  64 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  31 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK  134 - 145 -  7      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    87 - 125 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  38 -  2      24  |

Turn  90 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 12         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     6 - 12         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MAMBA 13498                10   5  1  108 SERPENTS HOLD 602 (2371)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCOUNDREL 7048              6   2  1  113 PROBLEM CAUSERS (1333)
TOTAL PARRY      CRUDDLER 8396              10   7  1   87 GRIMM FATE (1546)
AIMED BLOW       COREY THE MOOSE 19615       9   2  0   74 DRAFT DODGERS (3483)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 13234     7   3  0   65 DEVIATION E (2327)
WALL OF STEEL    NELCH 19062                11   9  1   55 HALFWITS (3378)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEATH ADDER 13079.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LUNKPOOF 19085.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLOTMUCK 19067, 
CRUDDLER 8396, COREY THE MOOSE 19615, SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362, SCOUNDREL 7048, 
THONKORON 19064, SKULLWUNNY 19084, DRIM SOULSTEALER 21420, FUMBLEPOOKIE 19079, and 
THOUGHT FIGHTER 7747.

The least popular fighter this week was SHY RELUCTANCE 8366.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PROTEST EXCUSE 21579, QUAINT DIPLOMA 14579, MIST GARDEN 18727, 
DOG GRENADE 7749, LUCKLESS RAINBOW 17862, MOJO JOJO 20279, HEMLOCK 14097, FIRE N 
BRIMSTONE 16460, REGARDLESS 13486, and DAY 21736.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HUGH KASSLE (84-4988) FORMER BOSSES