DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/14/2012    Duedate: 06/27/2012

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 107

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOLPH
HALFWITS (3378)
(84-19060) [16-21-1,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOLPH                          CAT MESSIAH
HALFWITS (3378)                THE INQUISITION IX (2961)
(84-19060) [16-21-1,139]       (84-16763) [7-0-0,122]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LUNKPOOF                       BLUE BADGER
TEENY BOPPERS (3382)           FURRY FURY (991)
(84-19085) [15-22-0,71]        (84-5186) [15-11-2,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION XXIV (4423)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KAOS 11-08 (3833)             31 
2. BATTLE FROGS (2064)           30    SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)
3. AL BUMS II (4136)             29    Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION XXIV (4423)         28 
5. KAOS 11-02 (3233)             27    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)    7   0  0 100.   1/ 1 DEVIATION XXIV (4423)     7  2 1
 2/ 1*THE INQUISITION IX (2961)  7   0  0 100.   2/ 2*DEVIATION XL (5420)       7  5 0
 3/ 6*HORNY GOAT! (4505)         5   0  0 100.   3/12 HALFWITS (3378)           5  4 1
 4- 3*KIRKWOOD 2 (5363)          3   0  0 100.   4/16 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       5  5 0
 5- 4*WHETSTONE 6J (5372)        3   0  0 100.   5/60*HORNY GOAT! (4505)        4  0 0
 6- 5*NEW PRESIDENT (5375)       3   0  0 100.   6/44 NEVERMIND (4449)          4  2 0
 7- 7*4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)      3   0  0 100.   7/10 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         4  2 0
 8- 8*THE ORLANDO MOB 50 (2635)  3   0  0 100.   8/50 B + S (4440)              4  4 0
 9/ 0*071709Z (1788)             3   0  0 100.   9-17*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 4  5 2
10-10*WORDS III (2121)           3   0  0 100.  10/13 AL BUMS (4135)            4  5 0
11-11*BUBBA'S 20TH ARMY (5208)   2   0  1 100.  11-14*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 4  6 0
12-12*RITUAL DE LO (5175)        2   0  0 100.  12- 6*WHETSTONE 6F II (5370)    3  0 0
13-14*WHETSTONE 11I (5359)       2   0  0 100.  13/35*OTTODROME 64 (4701)       3  0 0
14-15*WHETSTONE 6E (5369)        2   0  0 100.  14/ 5 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      3  0 0
15/36*012112H (5057)             2   0  0 100.  15/90*SATAN'S CREW (4296)       3  0 0
16/30*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730)  2   0  0 100.  16/93*THE ORLANDO MOB 13 (2598) 3  0 0
17/ 0*INQUISITION T12-23 (4903)  2   0  0 100.  17/29*THE ORLANDO MOB 20 (2605) 3  0 0
18-16*LUROCIAN TEMP11B (3602)    2   0  0 100.  18/41 STATES OF MIND (2910)     3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/37*011411R (3867)             2   0  0 100.  19/32*THE INQUISITION IX (2961) 3  0 0
20/40*072909L (1731)             2   0  0 100.  20/34 WARRIORS 10 (411)         3  0 0
21/41*011510W (2242)             2   0  0 100.  21- 7*LOSTINPARKINGLOT (5355)   3  1 0
22-18*LUROCIANS FTFT12B (5479)   1   0  0 100.  85/185*HORNY GOAT? (4349)        3  1 0
23-27*SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)     1   0  0 100.  23- 9*BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  3  1 0
24/ 0*A WORDS (4630)             1   0  0 100.  19/219*WHIGS (3393)              3  1 0
25-29*THE BENDS (5162)           1   0  0 100.  25-36 KAOS LORDS (920)          3  2 2
26/ 0*MMM BEER 3 (5128)          1   0  0 100.  26-37*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    3  2 1
27-23*102811D (4535)             1   0  0 100.  27/43*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 3  2 0
28/ 0*INQUISITION T12-20 (4844)  1   0  0 100.  08/108*THE CHRONIC (5148)        3  2 0
29-33*SERPENTS HOLD 21A (5001)   1   0  0 100.  29/88 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         3  2 0
30-34*SERPENTS HOLD 203 (5009)   1   0  0 100.  30/89 AL BUMS V (4139)          3  2 0
31-35*ZOMBIE SQUAD 22 (5015)     1   0  0 100.  31/ 8 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        3  3 0
32-25*MMM BEER2 (5127)           1   0  0 100.  09/109 DEVIATION V (3646)        3  3 0
33-44 NOUNS III (2364)           9   1  1 90.0  33-68*BUBBA'S BELIEVER (4622)   2  0 1
34/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   13   2  0 86.7  34-56*RITUAL DE LO (5175)       2  0 0
35/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)    6   1  0 85.7  35-21*KIRKWOOD 2 (5363)         2  0 0
36/50*SATAN'S CREW (4296)        6   1  0 85.7  36-22*WHETSTONE 6J (5372)       2  0 0
37/ 0*070910H (2754)             5   1  0 83.3  37-72*SUPERHEROSS (5373)        2  0 0
38/62*EASTER FROM HELL (5482)    4   1  2 80.0  38-20*NEW PRESIDENT (5375)      2  0 0
39-53*WHETSTONE 6F II (5370)     4   1  0 80.0  39-82*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149) 2  0 0
40-55*CREAM (4453)               4   1  0 80.0  29/129*DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     2  0 0
41/68*HALLOWEENIE XI (4530)      4   1  0 80.0  41- 4*DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     2  0 0
42-54*ENTER THE WU (4831)        4   1  0 80.0  30/130*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730) 2  0 0
43/76*THE ORLANDO MOB 20 (2605)  4   1  0 80.0  43-23*ENTER THE WU (4831)       2  0 0
44/77*BUBBA'S 12TH ARMY (1954)   4   1  0 80.0  44-79*CODE NAMES 6 (4974)       2  0 0
45-56*WORDS II (2120)            4   1  0 80.0  25/125*012112H (5057)            2  0 0
46/ 0*SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)    7   2  0 77.8  46-28 DEVIATION I (3642)        2  0 0
47/59 DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      13   4  0 76.5  41/141*011411R (3867)            2  0 0
48/58 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      16   5  0 76.2  48-30*THE ORLANDO MOB 50 (2635) 2  0 0
49/81*032311E (3876)             6   2  0 75.0  49/ 0*SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   2  0 0
50/83*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3214)  6   2  0 75.0  50/64*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3214) 2  0 0
51/84*LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)   6   2  0 75.0  61/161*072909L (1731)            2  0 0
52-64*CODE NAMES 6 (4974)        3   1  1 75.0  62/162*LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)  2  0 0
00/100*THE ORLANDO MOB 16 (2601)  3   1  1 75.0  63/163*LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)      2  0 0
54-73*SLOWHAND (4462)            3   1  0 75.0  54-98*FRUIT II (2103)           2  0 0
07/107*DEVIATION XXIX (4724)      3   1  0 75.0  55-33 D&D (2112)                2  0 0
56-72*INVERSION THERAPY (4734)   3   1  0 75.0  65/165*011510W (2242)            2  0 0
71/171*HORNY GOAT? (4349)         3   1  0 75.0  10-110 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         2  0 0
06/106*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4859)  3   1  0 75.0  73/173 LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)    2  0 0
59-69*INQUISITION T12-28 (4898)  3   1  0 75.0  59/67*EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   2  1 1
11/111*THE ORLANDO MOB 13 (2598)  3   1  0 75.0  60-42*THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  2  1 1
61/ 9*ORLANDO BOUND XV (2688)    3   1  0 75.0  61/18*THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613) 2  1 1
62-75*DA ORLANDO MOB VI (2710)   3   1  0 75.0  62-40*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        2  1 0
63/ 0 KILLER DISEASES (3043)    13   5  0 72.2  63/24*ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  2  1 0
64/ 0 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699) 10   4  0 71.4  64/75*HALLOWEENIE XI (4530)     2  1 0
65-79*THE INQUISITION (3493)     5   2  2 71.4  65/25*HALLOWEENIE XII (4531)    2  1 0
66/46*THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613)  5   2  1 71.4  66/81 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY I (4624) 2  1 0
67/47*LANE KIFFING IS (3153)     5   2  1 71.4  06-106*GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   2  1 0
68/49*LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)   5   2  0 71.4  68/77*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4859) 2  1 0
69/48*AT THE ZOO (4289)          5   2  0 71.4  69/87*AT THE ZOO (4289)         2  1 0
70-82*OTTODROME 19 (2740)        5   2  0 71.4  70/84 DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      2  1 0
71/88 DEVIATION V (3646)        14   6  0 70.0  71-86 GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   2  1 0
72-85*DEVIATION XXXI (4726)      7   3  0 70.0  93/193 KAOS 11-06 (3830)         2  1 0
73/94*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749)  7   3  0 70.0  73/69*THE ORLANDO MOB 16 (2601) 2  1 0
74/95 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)    7   3  0 70.0  74/31*ORLANDO BOUND XV (2688)   2  1 0
75-89 THE INQUISITION I (2967)  10   5  1 66.7  75/94*THE ORLANDO MOB 31 (2616) 2  1 0
76/87 FRONTIER (3385)           10   5  1 66.7  16/216*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    2  1 0
17/117 WARRIORS 10 (411)          8   4  1 66.7  77/96 BULLIES (3383)            2  1 0
78-92*BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)   6   3  2 66.7  78/19*NOUNS VII (2367)          2  1 0
79/ 0*SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)    6   3  1 66.7  79/97*BUBBA'S 12TH ARMY (1954)  2  1 0
80-93*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)         6   3  0 66.7  22/222*PAINFUL VIII (2107)       2  1 0
81-97*LOSTINPARKINGLOT (5355)    4   2  0 66.7  81/99*PAINFUL VII (2108)        2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-98*WHETSTONE 6C (5368)        2   1  1 66.7  82/38*BATTLE OF LA (5181)       2  2 0
83-99*BUBBA'S BELIEVER (4622)    2   1  1 66.7  07/107*RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   2  2 0
02-102*WHETSTONE 6B (5367)        2   1  0 66.7  84-46*OTTODROME 66 (4952)       2  2 0
01-101*STEEL HORDE (5207)         2   1  0 66.7  94/194*MONKEY SAUCE (3695)       2  2 0
03-103*WHETSTONE 6G (5371)        2   1  0 66.7  86/92 FRONTIER (3385)           2  2 0
04-104*SUPERHEROSS (5373)         2   1  0 66.7  12/112 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     2  3 0
05-105*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4858)  2   1  0 66.7  88/48 THE DOORS (4445)          2  5 0
72/172*011312AE (4921)            2   1  0 66.7  89/11 AL BUMS VI (4140)         2  5 0
08-108*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149)  2   1  0 66.7  90/49 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       2  5 0
10-110*BUBBA'S 51ST ARMY (3894)   2   1  0 66.7  91/47 KAOSTIC (1429)            2  5 0
92/ 0 AGE OF EMPIRES (1040)     41  22  2 65.1  15/115 KAOS 11-02 (3233)         2  6 1
93/80*BATTLE OF LA (5181)        5   3  0 62.5  93/52 AL BUMS IX (4438)         2  6 0
94/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)    8   5  0 61.5  94-15*SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    2  6 0
15/115 MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)   9   6  0 60.0  95/51 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      2  7 0
42/142*WHIGS (3393)               9   6  0 60.0  96/ 3*ZOMBIE SQUADS (5418)      2 11 0
16/116 SUPERHEROES. (1711)        9   6  0 60.0  97-54*BUBBA'S 20TH ARMY (5208)  1  0 1
19-119*VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)      6   4  0 60.0  98/ 0*SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   1  0 1
20-120 DA ORLANDO MOBA II (2707)  6   4  0 60.0  99-58*WHETSTONE 11I (5359)      1  0 0
21-121*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)     3   2  1 60.0  80-180*TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    1  0 0
01/65*THE ORLANDO MOB 31 (2616)  3   2  1 60.0  02-202*GIANT BASHERS (5357)      1  0 0
02/66*BEING THERE (5172)         3   2  0 60.0  02-59*WHETSTONE 6E (5369)       1  0 0
22-122*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)    3   2  0 60.0  03-103*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   1  0 0
23-123*PRESIDENTIAL (4758)        3   2  0 60.0  18-118*CYPRESS HILL (5177)       1  0 0
05/67*HALLOWEENIE XII (4531)     3   2  0 60.0  19-119*LUROCIANS FTFT12B (5479)  1  0 0
06/71*ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)   3   2  0 60.0  06-62*INQUISITION T12-28 (4898) 1  0 0
07/70*I AM THE WALRUS (4998)     3   2  0 60.0  37-137*SERPENTS HOLD 203 (5009)  1  0 0
63/163*LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)       3   2  0 60.0  84-184*PRESIDENTIAL (4758)       1  0 0
64/164*PAINFUL VIII (2107)        3   2  0 60.0  32-132*SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)    1  0 0
26-126 DEVIATION I (3642)        10   7  0 58.8  31-131*AEROSMITH (4452)          1  0 0
27/127 DEVIATION XXIV (4423)     14  10  2 58.3  89-189*CREAM (4453)              1  0 0
35/135*DEVIATION XL (5420)        7   5  0 58.3  12/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   1  0 0
58/158*THE CHRONIC (5148)         4   3  0 57.1  91-191*DEVIATION XXV (4424)      1  0 0
32-132*THE KINKS (4450)           4   3  0 57.1  33-133*102811D (4535)            1  0 0
59/159*THREAD (3391)              4   3  0 57.1  15/ 0*A WORDS (4630)            1  0 0
33-133*FRUIT II (2103)            4   3  0 57.1  87-187*OTTODROME 56 (4693)       1  0 0
53/153*RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)    5   4  0 55.6  17-26*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 1  0 0
55/155*CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)     5   4  0 55.6  18-61*INVERSION THERAPY (4734)  1  0 0
37-137*THE GUESS WHO (4451)       6   5  1 54.5  27-227*OTTODROME 43 (4395)       1  0 0
38-138 D&D (2112)                 6   5  1 54.5  20/ 0*MMM BEER 3 (5128)         1  0 0
39-139*TALKING BOOK (4754)        6   5  0 54.5  21/ 0*INQUISITION T12-20 (4844) 1  0 0
40-140*DARK B-SIDE (4757)         6   5  0 54.5  22-27*4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     1  0 0
41-141*OFF THE WALL (4753)        6   5  0 54.5  28-128*THE BENDS (5162)          1  0 0
51/151 NOUNS XX (2369)            6   5  0 54.5  24/ 0*INQUISITION T12-23 (4903) 1  0 0
43-143 GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   13  12  1 52.0  25/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)   1  0 0
44/144 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY I (4624) 29  28  1 50.9  26-126*SERPENTS HOLD 21A (5001)  1  0 0
45/145 AL BUMS V (4139)          22  22  1 50.0  38-138*ZOMBIE SQUAD 22 (5015)    1  0 0
36/136 4 LETTER SPORES (409)      6   6  2 50.0  27-127*MMM BEER2 (5127)          1  0 0
48-148*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728)  6   6  1 50.0  42-142*BUBBA'S 51ST ARMY (3894)  1  0 0
49-149*INNERVISIONS (4748)        5   5  0 50.0  43-143*LUROCIAN TEMP11B (3602)   1  0 0
31/96*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905)  4   4  1 50.0  31/ 0*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   1  0 0
32/ 0*SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    4   4  0 50.0  32/ 0 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3699) 1  0 0
56-156*DOODS II (847)             4   4  0 50.0  33/ 0 AL BUMS II (4136)         1  0 0
60-160*MORE Q STUFF (1335)        3   3  0 50.0  34/ 0*070910H (2754)            1  0 0
35/235*NOUNS XIV (2655)           2   2  1 50.0  35/ 0*SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   1  0 0
62-162*MANAGER'S BANE (4657)      2   2  0 50.0  36/ 0 KILLER DISEASES (3043)    1  0 0
61-161*N.W.A. (4830)              2   2  0 50.0  95-195*DA ORLANDO MOB XXI (2713) 1  0 0
38/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)    2   2  0 50.0  38-63*OTTODROME 19 (2740)       1  0 0
76/176*MONKEY SAUCE (3695)        2   2  0 50.0  96-196*ZHAP (3384)               1  0 0
09/109*PARKING LOT 6 (3708)       2   2  0 50.0  40/ 0*071709Z (1788)            1  0 0
12/112*PAINFUL VII (2108)         2   2  0 50.0  41-65*WORDS III (2121)          1  0 0
39/239*071709O (1777)             2   2  0 50.0  42/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   1  0 0
13/113*072909I (1728)             2   2  0 50.0  98-198 DEVIATION C (2325)        1  0 0
65-165*PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)   2   2  0 50.0  44-55 NOUNS III (2364)          1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
67-167*TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)     1   1  0 50.0  99-199*MORE Q STUFF (1335)       1  0 0
68-168*CYPRESS HILL (5177)        1   1  0 50.0  71-171*PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  1  0 0
69-169*WHOOSEGOODKITTY (5374)     1   1  0 50.0  74-174*08AP18B (461)             1  0 0
48/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237)  1   1  0 50.0  48-66*WHETSTONE 6C (5368)       1  1 1
12/312*102811E (4536)             1   1  0 50.0  00-200*BEST FRIENDS IV (5362)    1  1 0
70-170*ERROR BB (4351)            1   1  0 50.0  50-70*WHETSTONE 6B (5367)       1  1 0
73-173*SERPENTS HOLD 205 (5011)   1   1  0 50.0  51-71*WHETSTONE 6G (5371)       1  1 0
13/313*ERROR HH (4346)            1   1  0 50.0  52/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237) 1  1 0
20/320*LUROCIAN TEMP11D (3605)    1   1  0 50.0  79/279*011312AE (4921)           1  1 0
23/323*ERROR (4180)               1   1  0 50.0  08-208*VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     1  1 0
55/ 0*X AND OH (1575)            1   1  0 50.0  84/284*ERROR HH (4346)           1  1 0
79-179*08AP18B (461)              1   1  0 50.0  90-190*SLOWHAND (4462)           1  1 0
80-180 AL BUMS IV (4138)         32  34  4 48.5  73/273*102811E (4536)            1  1 0
81-181 DEVIATION C (2325)        22  24  1 47.8  04-104*N.W.A. (4830)             1  1 0
59/ 0 AL BUMS II (4136)          9  10  1 47.4  31-231*GOLD (4834)               1  1 0
47/147*IAN (3492)                 8   9  0 47.1  23/123*KAOS 11-21 (4614)         1  1 0
83/183 NEVERMIND (4449)          12  14  0 46.2  61-74*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4858) 1  1 0
82/182 BULLIES (3383)            17  20  0 45.9  62/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   1  1 0
52/152 NOUNS VIII (2366)          5   6  0 45.5  85/285*011312AA (4919)           1  1 0
89/189 STATES OF MIND (2910)      9  11  0 45.0  11-111*LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   1  1 0
05/205*OTTODROME 64 (4701)        4   5  0 44.4  82-182*SERPENTS HOLD 205 (5011)  1  1 0
84-184*SAM & DAVE (4835)          4   5  0 44.4  49/149*PARKING LOT 6 (3708)      1  1 0
95/195 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)      7   9  1 43.7  44/144*LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)  1  1 0
68/ 0 FURRY-FURY (1428)         23  30  0 43.4  01/301*LUROCIAN TEMP11D (3605)   1  1 0
94/194 FUNKY FOLK (2737)         31  41  2 43.1  02/302*032311E (3876)            1  1 0
87-187*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)      6   8  1 42.9  00/300*ERROR (4180)              1  1 0
20/220*READY TO DIE (4457)        3   4  1 42.9  18-218*BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)   1  1 0
57/157*NOUNS VII (2367)           3   4  1 42.9  72-91*DA ORLANDO MOB VI (2710)  1  1 0
90/190 AL BUMS (4135)            30  42  3 41.7  73-95 THE INQUISITION I (2967)  1  1 0
93-193 TMF II (2210)             56  79  8 41.5  51/151*LANE KIFFING IS (3153)    1  1 0
92/192 HALFWITS (3378)           53  75  2 41.4  55/155*GOOFBEEF (3387)           1  1 0
91/191 AL BUMS X (4436)          13  19  0 40.6  60/160*072909I (1728)            1  1 0
00/200 B + S (4440)              14  21  0 40.0  00-100*WORDS II (2120)           1  1 0
96-196*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142)  4   6  0 40.0  97-197 TMF II (2210)             1  1 0
54/154*CHREL (3390)               4   6  0 40.0  13/313*071709O (1777)            1  1 0
98-198*MOTORCADE (4458)           2   3  0 40.0  67/167 SUPERHEROES. (1711)       1  1 0
02-202 KAOS LORDS (920)          39  62  3 38.6  17/317 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     1  1 0
04-204*DEVIATION XXV (4424)       5   8  0 38.5  19/319 THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)   1  1 0
16/216 EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)     5   8  0 38.5  83/ 0 FURRY-FURY (1428)         1  1 0
01/201 AL BUMS VI (4140)         38  62  5 38.0  02-102*DOODS II (847)            1  1 0
85/ 0*STORMY TROOPER 9 (3633)    3   5  0 37.5  15/215*NOUNS XIV (2655)          1  2 1
06-206*ZHAP (3384)                3   5  0 37.5  86/73*BEING THERE (5172)        1  2 0
03/203 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     10  17  0 37.0  87-39*OFF THE WALL (4753)       1  2 0
97/197*MOTHER'S MILK (4751)       4   7  0 36.4  88/76 AL BUMS X (4436)          1  2 0
89/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)   4   7  0 36.4  25-225*DARK B-SIDE (4757)        1  2 0
11/211 FURRY FURY (991)          17  30  2 36.2  90/80*I AM THE WALRUS (4998)    1  2 0
12/212 THE DOORS (4445)          15  28  0 34.9  91/78*HALLOWEENIE II (4521)     1  2 0
07/207 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        16  30  1 34.8  09-209*CROOKED RAIN (5155)       1  2 0
09/209 AL BUMS VII (4141)        16  30  1 34.8  93/83 MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  1  2 0
10/210 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      50  96  0 34.2  12/212 EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)    1  2 0
08/208*ZOMBIE SQUADS (5418)       6  12  1 33.3  95/85*IAN (3492)                1  2 0
14-214*THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)   5  10  1 33.3  33-233 THEM (2739)               1  2 0
48/248 KAOS 11-06 (3830)          5  10  0 33.3  61/261*THREAD (3391)             1  2 0
18-218*OTTODROME 66 (4952)        3   6  0 33.3  24/224 NOUNS VIII (2366)         1  2 0
17-217*GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)    3   6  0 33.3  21/221 NOUNS XX (2369)           1  2 0
19-219*NUMBER TWO'S (2345)        3   6  0 33.3  66/266 FURRY FURY (991)          1  2 0
22-222*FLOOD (4618)               2   4  0 33.3  01/101 4 LETTER SPORES (409)     1  2 0
02/ 0*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)    2   4  0 33.3  13-113*INNERVISIONS (4748)       1  3 0
24-224*WORDS VII (2124)           2   4  0 33.3  88/188*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 1  3 0
25-225*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)     1   2  1 33.3  04/204*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4729) 1  3 0
27-227*3-LTR MGR (5366)           1   2  0 33.3  14-114*KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      1  3 0
26-226*BEST FRIENDS IV (5362)     1   2  0 33.3  28/228*READY TO DIE (4457)       1  4 1
28-228*GIANT BASHERS (5357)       1   2  0 33.3  32/232*WEBL GREATS (4755)        1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
98/298*011312AA (4919)            1   2  0 33.3  29-229*THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)  1  4 0
31-231*OTTODROME 56 (4693)        1   2  0 33.3  36/236*THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  1  5 0
30-230*DEVIATION XXI (4420)       1   2  0 33.3  10/45 MEANIES (3379)            1  5 0
11/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1B08 (5137)    1   2  0 33.3  11-53*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141) 1  9 0
12/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A09 (4400)    1   2  0 33.3  99/299*FURRY FURY 11-04 (3829)   0  6 0
32-232*CROOKED RAIN (5155)        1   2  0 33.3  05/105*MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      0  4 0
37-237*DA ORLANDO MOB XXI (2713)  1   2  0 33.3  14/ 0*DEVIATION IV (3645)       0  4 0
40-240*4 LETTER CLIMATES (2099)   1   2  0 33.3  60/260*CHREL (3390)              0  4 0
38-238*WISHFUL THINKING (1867)    1   2  0 33.3  40/240*2012 XIV (4884)           0  3 0
13/213 MEANIES (3379)            30  61  0 33.0  07/207*HELP ME UP STUFF (4623)   0  3 0
42-242 THEM (2739)               26  53  2 32.9  30-230*TALKING BOOK (4754)       0  3 0
44/244 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       26  55  0 32.1  41/241 AL BUMS VII (4141)        0  3 0
43/243 AL BUMS IX (4438)         17  37  2 31.5  55/255*RILY (4179)               0  3 0
15/215*WEBL GREATS (4755)         4   9  0 30.8  14/214*ORLANDO BOUND I (2673)    0  3 0
47/247 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       18  42  0 30.0  42/242*THE ORLANDO MOB 21 (2606) 0  3 0
46-246*SUPERHEROES - X (1432)     8  19  0 29.6  38-238*BONE MACHINE (5171)       0  2 0
45/245 KAOSTIC (1429)            18  44  0 29.0  88/288*ERROR T (4345)            0  2 0
49-249*OTTODROME 43 (4395)        2   5  1 28.6  52-252*MMM BEER 4 (5129)         0  2 0
21/221*HALLOWEENIE II (4521)      2   5  0 28.6  05-205*THE KINKS (4450)          0  2 0
50-250*BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)    2   5  0 28.6  26-226*SAM & DAVE (4835)         0  2 0
23/223*GOOFBEEF (3387)            2   5  0 28.6  93/293*ERROR CC (4348)           0  2 0
52/252 KAOS 11-02 (3233)         10  27  1 27.0  06-206*MOTORCADE (4458)          0  2 0
51-251*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835)  4  11  2 26.7  17-217 DA ORLANDO MOBA II (2707) 0  2 0
53-253*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141)  4  12  1 25.0  37-237*DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     0  2 0
65/265*THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)   2   6  1 25.0  11/311*DO IT (3386)              0  2 0
54-254*KING'S NIGHTS (3836)       2   6  1 25.0  20-220*4 LETTER CLIMATES (2099)  0  2 0
56-256*SERPENTS HOLD 1124 (4637)  2   6  0 25.0  23-223*WORDS VII (2124)          0  2 0
55-255*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)   2   6  0 25.0  63-263*WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   0  2 0
29/229*HELP ME UP STUFF (4623)    1   3  0 25.0  12/312*1979 (1932)               0  2 0
34/234*ORLANDO BOUND I (2673)     1   3  0 25.0  22/322*08JL25B (856)             0  2 0
36/236*DO IT (3386)               1   3  0 25.0  68-268*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5212) 0  1 0
61/261*KAOS 11-21 (4614)          3  11  0 21.4  01-201*3-LTR MGR (5366)          0  1 0
40/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)      2   8  0 20.0  67-267*THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 0  1 0
58/258*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4729)  1   4  0 20.0  79-179*WHOOSEGOODKITTY (5374)    0  1 0
62-262*GOLD (4834)                1   4  0 20.0  72-272*STEEL HORDE (5207)        0  1 0
63-263*THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)   1   4  0 20.0  43/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236) 0  1 0
60/260*08JL25B (856)              1   4  0 20.0  44/ 0*LUROCIANS FTFT12G (5474)  0  1 0
64/264 KAOS 11-08 (3833)          7  31  0 18.4  34-234*FOLKLORE (4885)           0  1 0
72/272 LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)     2  10  0 16.7  44-244*THE GUESS WHO (4451)      0  1 0
47/ 0*MENAGERIE XXI (884)        1   5  1 16.7  94-294*ZOMBIE SQUAD 125 (4986)   0  1 0
67-267*LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)    3  17  0 15.0  48/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7A09 (4400)   0  1 0
68-268 GRIMM WAIT (1545)          6  35  0 14.6  49-249*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    0  1 0
70-270*AEROSMITH (4452)           2  13  0 13.3  76-276*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  0  1 0
69/269*FURRY FURY 11-04 (3829)    1  11  1  8.3  81-181*MANAGER'S BANE (4657)     0  1 0
74-274*FOLKLORE (4885)            1  14  0  6.7  52/ 0*POLOMINO (4506)           0  1 0
53/ 0*DEVIATION IV (3645)        0   8  0  0.0  50-250*FLOOD (4618)              0  1 0
89/289*THE ORLANDO MOB 21 (2606)  0   5  0  0.0  51-251*TEMPE ON A PLANE 4 (4849) 0  1 0
91/291*2012 XIV (4884)            0   4  0  0.0  47-247*SERPENTS HOLD 1124 (4637) 0  1 0
90-290*BONE MACHINE (5171)        0   3  0  0.0  56/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     0  1 0
01/301*RILY (4179)                0   3  0  0.0  57/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 2114 (5130)  0  1 0
93-293*DA ORLANDO MOB V (2709)    0   3  0  0.0  58/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1B08 (5137)   0  1 0
94-294*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5212)  0   2  0  0.0  86-186*ERROR BB (4351)           0  1 0
18/318*ERROR T (4345)             0   2  0  0.0  89-289*ERROR U (4344)            0  1 0
16/316*ERROR CC (4348)            0   2  0  0.0  53-253*WILDFLOWERS (5158)        0  1 0
95-295*WILDFLOWERS (5158)         0   2  0  0.0  46-246*DEVIATION XXI (4420)      0  1 0
00-300*TEMPE ON A PLANE 4 (4849)  0   2  0  0.0  04-304*SERPENTS HOLD 57 (4077)   0  1 0
99-299*MMM BEER 4 (5129)          0   2  0  0.0  96-296*ERROR S (4146)            0  1 0
04-304*ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689)  0   2  0  0.0  98-298*ERROR R (4147)            0  1 0
02-302*THE ORLANDO MOB 24 (2609)  0   2  0  0.0  66/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 610A (4162) 0  1 0
03-303*BUBBA'S 8TH ARMY (2785)    0   2  0  0.0  67/ 0*STORMY TROOPER 9 (3633)   0  1 0
05-305*ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)    0   2  0  0.0  13-213 AL BUMS IV (4138)         0  1 0
06-306*LEAKY (2106)               0   2  0  0.0  69/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  0  1 0
26/326*1979 (1932)                0   2  0  0.0  78-178*THE INQUISITION (3493)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
07-307*X AND O (1578)             0   2  0  0.0  62-262*DA ORLANDO MOB V (2709)   0  1 0
08-308*DOODS (846)                0   2  0  0.0  58-258*BUBBA'S 8TH ARMY (2785)   0  1 0
09-309*THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170)  0   1  0  0.0  56-256*THE ORLANDO MOB 24 (2609) 0  1 0
74/ 0*LUROCIANS FTFT12G (5474)   0   1  0  0.0  74/ 0*BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   0  1 0
75/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236)  0   1  0  0.0  59-259*ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)   0  1 0
76/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD 2114 (5130)   0   1  0  0.0  57-257*ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689) 0  1 0
17-317*ERROR U (4344)             0   1  0  0.0  64-264*LEAKY (2106)              0  1 0
78/ 0*POLOMINO (4506)            0   1  0  0.0  65-265*NUMBER TWO'S (2345)       0  1 0
15-315*ZOMBIE SQUAD 125 (4986)    0   1  0  0.0  79/ 0*MENAGERIE XXI (884)       0  1 0
19-319*ERROR S (4146)             0   1  0  0.0  80/ 0 AGE OF EMPIRES (1040)     0  1 0
22-322*ERROR R (4147)             0   1  0  0.0  81/ 0*X AND OH (1575)           0  1 0
82/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 610A (4162)  0   1  0  0.0  20-320*X AND O (1578)            0  1 0
21-321*SERPENTS HOLD 57 (4077)    0   1  0  0.0  26-326*DOODS (846)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                               NOT MUCH TIME IS LEFT
                                        to
                          ENTER THE TURF WAR COMPETITION
                                        and
                                  TEAMS ARE NEEDED

     The Turf War is coming.  The Turf War is coming.  TW8 will begin in DM47 the
first turn following the Philadelphia Face.  Mark July 27 on your calendar.  There is
only one turn left between now and The Wars -- the one on July 3.  Sign up.  Find a
team.  Choose a captain.  Get confirmed.  And send in your two rollup certs.  You can
do it all in the July 3 newsletter.  DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS COMPETITION AND THE
PRIZES!
     The status of the current entries (as of June 5) is as follows:

M*MBO (Master Darque)           Dec  Conf  CertsIn
Ottodrome (Otto X)               y     y     y
Bubba's TW Army (Bubbagnoosh)    y     y     y
Darque Forces (Master Darque)    y     y     y
Fast Food (Madwand)              y     y     y

OZ FEAST LE BANANA (Mannequin)  Dec  Conf  Certs In
Second Bananas (Mannequin)       y     y     y
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait)      y     y     y
Land of Oz (Oz)                  y     y     y
Les Turfistes (Le Pentarque)     y     y     y

CLUB FED (Vae Victus)           Dec  Conf  CertsIn
In Qeternum (Vae Victus)         y     y     y
Obsidian Order (Skaven)          y     y     y
Devil's Rejects (Lucifer)        N     N     y
Real Men Wear Pink (Glitter Boy) y     y     N

LBA (Assur)                     Dec  Conf  CertsIn
Bash Bros Park (Assur)           y     y     y
Shewish Buffet (OAB)             y     y     y
Horny Goat -X (Grimm)            N     N     N

     Perhaps you have not seen the rules for TW8, which has been posted in all
newsletters?  Here they are.

                                *TURF WAR 8 RULES*

Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns)
Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification must
occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participants declaration.
(Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of Captain
confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain.  Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No arena multiple teams
or aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final.
(Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if
any, are required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge (up or within same class) +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenger"         -2     -2     -5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenged"         +2      0     +5       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10 
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -3
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    * After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins.
    ** Champions double applies to his score only - not to opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament or graduation.  There must be a maximum of five only on a
team at any point and time.  (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2
entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV scores 7
points or a TC scores 15 points.   Death in a tournament results in a -3 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.)  Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Full Team:                                        +1
      1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point
Full Alliance                                     +1
      2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point
Full Team/Alliance scores
      3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8.
Style Master:                                     +2
      1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per
         round.
Duelmaster:                                       +2
      1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points.

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
         (DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
     5.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
         same turn.  (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
        3.  To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally
within the TW8.  (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a
bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge.

Downchallenges:
        1.  A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower
class.  (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class.  E.g. A challenger
champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.)
        2.  In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or
within the identical class but lower recognition.
        3.  No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.  (This
rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.)

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
        2.  Tournament Victors (live only) won during the course of the contest will
gain a one (1) time bonus of 7 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s)
wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions (live only) won during the course of the contest
will gain a one (1) time bonus of 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are are 1 for 1 entrant, 3
for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV
scores 7 points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional.  Death in a
tournament results in an additional -3 score.
        5.  Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the
Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e.,
if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork
turn 301 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance
for the Turf War VII.  The minimum is two (2).
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or
tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty.
        5.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the
arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by
the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked
to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  However, for TW8, a prize
(RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager
that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in
this order -- kills, recognition points earned.)  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the
competition.  It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift
Certificates.  Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance
to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance).
        3.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per
warrior.
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF.
                             **TW8 Revision 06-05-12**

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in BLACKSTONE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  AL BUMS VIII had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 4th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did HORNY GOAT! really go up by 55?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NEVERMIND had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 6th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did B + S 
really go up by 42?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
OTTODROME 64 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound 
up as 13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SATAN'S CREW really go up by 75?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE ORLANDO MOB 13 had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 16th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did THE ORLANDO MOB 20 really go up by 12?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  STATES OF MIND had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 18th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did THE INQUISITION IX really go up by 13?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WARRIORS 10 had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 20th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did HORNY GOAT? really go up by 163?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  WHIGS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 
and wound up as 24th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PIPER AT THE GATES really go 
up by 16?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE 
CHRONIC had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
28th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did KAOS 11-08 really go up by 59?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  AL BUMS V had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 30th team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in DOPPLE GANG again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DEVIATION V really go 
up by 77?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEVIATION 
XXIX had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
40th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did STORMY'S TROOPERS L really go up by 88?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  012112H had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 45th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did 011411R really go up by 94?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  STORMY'S TROOPERS 7 had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 50th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did 072909L really go up by 110?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  LUROCIAN REPTILES had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 52nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did LUROCIAN DOGS 
really go up by 110?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
011510W had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
56th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did LUROCIAN SALADS really go up by 115?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--THE ORLANDO MOB 28 got 0-1-0 and dropped 43.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  ILL 
COMMUNICATION dropped 39, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  
HALLOWEENIE XI had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 64th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--HALLOWEENIE 
XII got 0-1-0 and dropped 40.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY II really go up by 15?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  AT THE ZOO had like a really albendranius week! 
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 69th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DRAFT 
DODGERS really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  KAOS 11-06 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 72nd team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in ORLANDO BOUND XV 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did THE ORLANDO MOB 31 really go up by 19?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CUT THE MUSTARD had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 76th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did BULLIES really go up by 19?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--NOUNS VII 
got 0-1-0 and dropped 59.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  BUBBA'S 12TH 
ARMY had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
79th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PAINFUL VIII really go up by 142?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PAINFUL VII had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 81st team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  BATTLE OF LA dropped 44, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did RAINBOW DREAMERS 
really go up by 24?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
MONKEY SAUCE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound 
up as 85th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did IT WAS WRITTEN really go up by 25?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in THE DOORS again!  Didja see where they got 1-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--AL BUMS VI 
got 0-2-0 and dropped 78.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in BATTLE FROGS again!  Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one 
round?  KAOSTIC dropped 44, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  
KAOS 11-02 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-2-1 and wound up 
as 92nd team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in AL BUMS IX again!  Didja 
see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a 
real loser?  Listen to this--TEENY BOPPERS got 0-3-0 and dropped 44.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  
ZOMBIE SQUADS dropped 93, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did 011312AE really go up by 126?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ERROR HH had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 155th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
102811E really go up by 116?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in KAOS 11-21 again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  011312AA had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 163rd team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--PARKING LOT 6 got 0-1-0 and dropped 17.  Didn't 
see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one 
round?  LUROCIANS TEMP11A dropped 23, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did LUROCIAN TEMP11D really go up by 133?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  032311E had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 169th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did ERROR really go up by 130?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--LANE 
KIFFING IS got 0-1-0 and dropped 23.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See 
if I even talk to any of those losers in GOOFBEEF again!  Didja see where they got 
0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--072909I got 0-1-0 and dropped 16.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
071709O had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
179th team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  SUPERHEROES. 
dropped 13, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did DUNGEON CELL 27 really go up by 136?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THIS HOTEL BLOWS had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 182nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did NOUNS XIV really go up by 30?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--BEING THERE got 
0-1-0 and dropped 113.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk 
to any of those losers in AL BUMS X again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--I AM THE 
WALRUS got 0-1-0 and dropped 110.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, 
just how far can one team drop in one round?  HALLOWEENIE II dropped 113, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--MILWAUKEE MADNESS got 0-1-0 and dropped 110.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  EXPLODING SHEEP had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 194th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
IAN again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did THREAD really go up by 64?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NOUNS VIII had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 198th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
NOUNS XX really go up by 22?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  FURRY FURY had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 200th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--4 LETTER 
SPORES got 0-1-0 and dropped 100.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, 
just how far can one team drop in one round?  INQUISITION T12-21 dropped 15, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did READY TO 
DIE really go up by 22?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  WEBL GREATS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and 
wound up as 207th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE MOTHERSHIP AG really go up 
by 27?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in MEANIES again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  FURRY FURY 11-04 had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 0-5-0 and wound up as 212th team!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--MOTHER'S MILK got 0-1-0 and dropped 108.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did CHREL really go up by 45?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  2012 XIV had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 216th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did AL BUMS VII really go up by 22?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  RILY had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 220th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE 
ORLANDO MOB 21 really go up by 20?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  ERROR T had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
0-1-0 and wound up as 224th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ERROR CC really go up 
by 65?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DO IT had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 232nd team! 
I couldn't believe it.  Did 1979 really go up by 76?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  08JL25B had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 237th team!  MVP award for HARBINGER FROG?  BATTLE 
FROGS' proud of him after beating CYRUS THE GREAT and getting 30 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  CYRUS THE GREAT's match with HARBINGER FROG cost him a loss of 65 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  BOLPH stopped WICKED dead in his 
tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They 
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  BATTLE FROGS was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 18-42-0 record really that scary?  I don't know what STATES OF MIND's 
been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from BATTLE FROGS, 
that's fer sher.  Can KAOSTIC's SELF SHADOWSTAFF be more popular than me?  He was 
challenged the most, but is that really the same?  CAT MESSIAH is being unfair.  He's 
challenged down 31 against SELF SHADOWSTAFF.  I don't know why they let this stuff go 
on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in BLACKSTONE.  
CAT MESSIAH got 8 points after beating SELF SHADOWSTAFF, 31 points below him.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bummer deal for PEACOCK PAIN!  He just barely was getting his 
"fighter feet" but got kill by UNKNOWN of KAOS 11-02!  Those're the breaks, I guess.  
What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when 
SATANIC BUNNY killed PIN TWEAKS.  So he had a 10-7-1, that's no excuse!  It was kind 
of sad, seeing old STORYTELLER stumbling around the arena, before ROPE finished him 
off.  Oh well!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from 
you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  BLACKSTONE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOLPH 19060                  16  21  1 139         HALFWITS (3378)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAT MESSIAH 16763             7   0    122         THE INQUISITION IX (2961) 
 COREY THE MOOSE 19615        13   4    106         DRAFT DODGERS (3483)      
 BLUE BADGER 5186             15  11  2 104         FURRY FURY (991)          
 LOCKED AND LOADED 20445      11   1    101         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 THOUGHT FIGHTER 9447          7   4     99         SUPERHEROES. (1711)       
 HARBINGER FROG 11369          9  12     98         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 SUE WEEEEE 16471              7   3     98         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 BALLWIPE 19086               17  20     95         BULLIES (3383)            
 SMALL POX 18995              10   1     94         KILLER DISEASES (3043)    
-WILBLADE DAWN 22617          10   5     94         KAOS LORDS (920)          
 FRAIL WALL 2086               8   4  1  94         WARRIORS 10 (411)         
 GENKI 16609                   7   2     94         SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WICKED 26004                 13   4  1  90         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY II (4624)
 TOGORATH 21461                7   5     90         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
 HIRED GOON 4856               7   4  1  87         DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     
-ONE MOMENT 8390               6   8     85         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 UNKNOWN 18215                 8   3  1  83         KAOS 11-02 (3233)         
 LOU POLL 23655                8   4     83         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
 NELCH 19062                  16  21  1  82         HALFWITS (3378)           
 THONKORON 19064              16  21     79         HALFWITS (3378)           
 SKULLWUNNY 19084             15  22     79         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362       12  11     79         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 ZELLNER 24796                 6   1     79         SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)   
 COLEMAN'S 18004               5   4     78         CUT THE MUSTARD (3195)    
-WHACKS POETIC 17760           9   8     77         DEVIATION C (2325)        
-CRAZY LEGS HIRSCH 20385       7   5  1  77         GRIDIRON LEGENDS (3632)   
 MCNUGGET MCDEATH 24135        9   6     75         MILWAUKEE MADNESS (4273)  
-OBIWAN HAS TAUTUWELL 20438    6   5     75         DEVIATION I (3642)        
 HONARA 11955                 13   2     74         SUPE FORCES 1A04 (2162)   
 CYRUS THE GREAT 5447         11   4     74         AGE OF EMPIRES (1040)     
 LUNKPOOF 19085               15  22     71         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 YO ELEVEN 18120               6   2     71         STORMY'S TROOPERS 7 (3214)
 UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593         5   1     71         070910H (2754)            
 CLOTMUCK 19067               12  25     70         MEANIES (3379)            
-BRAIN 13446                   9   1  1  70         NOUNS III (2364)          
-UNI!! 11624                   6   5  1  69         D&D (2112)                
-MY WAR 23387                 12   8  2  67         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-QUIRKE 15498                  5   1     67         OTTODROME 19 (2740)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASUALTYISMYCULTURE 20457     7   5     66         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 BLOODY BOSUN 24249            6   1     66         SATAN'S CREW (4296)       
 SATANIC BUNNY 31127           4   1  2  66         EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   
 SOUP 23398                   10  13     65         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 BOBCAT 19098                  7   3  1  65         FRONTIER (3385)           
-THE HORDE 24087               6   4     63         THEM (2739)               
 IGNORE AMOS 26488             4   2     63         OTTODROME 64 (4701)       
 FOREST MOON 20784             7   3     62         STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
 LITHIUM 25037                 6   2     61         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 EGOTISTIC MYSTIC 24907        3   3     61         DEVIATION XXIV (4423)     
-B. ETERNAL FROG 20267         8   1     60         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 KYN 24778                     4   1     60         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
-GRAPEFRUIT 11576              4   3     59         FRUIT II (2103)           
 LEGAL MAN 26722               6   2     58         B + S (4440)              
 ARROGANT 17766                5   2  1  58         LANE KIFFING IS (3153)    
 ALANS CAESAR 9437             2   5     58         LUROCIAN SALADS (1709)    
 TWITPIN 19066                 8  29     57         MEANIES (3379)            
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            8  29     57         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIERCELY POTENT 14842         5   2  1  57         THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERVICE STATION 19661         5   1     56         IAN (3492)                
 REASONABLE DOUBT 23390        6   2     55         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 FRANKENBERRY 24910            5   3  2  55         DEVIATION XXIV (4423)     
-PAYED LATE 12533              7   7     54         TMF II (2210)             
 HNIC 23372                    8  15     52         AL BUMS (4135)            
-EQUITY TALENT 15331           6   4     52         DA ORLANDO MOBA III (2707)
 COPPERHEAD 10025              4   1     52         LUROCIAN REPTILES (1811)  
-OPERA 19095                   3   3     52         ZHAP (3384)               
-QUICKSILVER 7055              3   3     52         MORE Q STUFF (1335)       
 PIT BULL 10032                3   2     52         LUROCIAN DOGS (1812)      
 SIS BOOM BAA 19510            5   5     51         EXPLODING SHEEP (3463)    
 FLURRY FOX 15731              6   6     50         FURRY-FURY (1428)         
-JAY-Z 25094                   5   0     50         ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        
 COME GET SOME 26614           3   1     49         DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     
-BLUE OYSTER 16749             2   3     49         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-MEAT 27302                    2   0     49         4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     
 PURE GUAVA 23404              7  17     48         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 STRUTS 19646                  4   1  1  48         SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   
 MUPPET SNAKE 10801            4   1     48         BUBBA'S 12TH ARMY (1954)  
 DUTS 24988                    4   6     48         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
-MANHOOD BOLSTER 14954         3   0     48         THE ORLANDO MOB 50 (2635) 
 RED VIXEN 25383               3   0     47         HORNY GOAT! (4505)        
 REGULATE 23401                8  16     46         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396            8  16     46         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-SEX PACKETS 24985             5   5     46         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-GAZREK 30449                  2   1     46         WHETSTONE 6G (5371)       
 MUDYKO 24775                  2   2     46         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870       12   7  2  45         AL BUMS (4135)            
-KISS MY... 26804              4   1  1  45         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
-I FEEL FREE 25061             4   1     45         CREAM (4453)              
-OBAMA 30468                   3   0     45         NEW PRESIDENT (5375)      
-SECOND OMEN 26233             4   0     44         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 GREEN GRASS 25437             2   2     44         SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   
 BOTTLECAP 13459               5   6     43         NOUNS VIII (2366)         
 LEG HAIR 13470                5   4     43         NOUNS XX (2369)           
 MOLD 2076                     6   6  2  42         4 LETTER SPORES (409)     
 JULIANNE 19630                4   4     42         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-NEVERMIND 23395               6   7  2  41         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 HOLLY KESTREL 9849            3   0     41         071709Z (1788)            
 ILLMATIC 23373                6  12     40         AL BUMS (4135)            
-GOD OF THUNDER 24914          5   4     40         DEVIATION XXV (4424)      
 GOD'S SON 23391               4   4     40         AL BUMS V (4139)          
-FALCHION 30445                3   0     40         WHETSTONE 6F II (5370)    
-LOREM IPSUM 26632             3   1     40         STORMY'S TROOPERS J (4728)
 MOURNING ANGEL 21449          5   3     39         KAOS 11-06 (3830)         
 JOCKEY LANTERN 25519          4   1     39         HALLOWEENIE XI (4530)     
 KYREE 16619                   4   0     39         SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   
-DRAFTY BAFFOON 4340           4   4     39         DOODS II (847)            
-WEBFOOT 28009                 3   1  1  39         CODE NAMES 6 (4974)       
 JAKEY LANTERN 25515           3   2     39         HALLOWEENIE XII (4531)    
-JUSTICAR 30453                3   0     39         WHETSTONE 6J (5372)       
-THE TICK 30458                2   1     39         SUPERHEROSS (5373)        
 TUXICITY 23405                9  11     38         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 LOUNGE ACT 25039              5  10     38         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 CALLUSED MYNA 14804           4   1     38         THE ORLANDO MOB 20 (2605) 
-MOVING IN STEREO 26623        4   0     38         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
-NIGHTMARE DENIER 26662        3   1     38         INVERSION THERAPY (4734)  
 'NOTHER CRYING BABY 27388     3   1     38         TEMPE ON A PLANE 14 (4859)
-CHAIR 11685                   2   4     38         WORDS VII (2124)          
-BOOM DYNAMITE 21735           2   4     38         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOKING IN 24973              6  11     37         AL BUMS X (4436)          
-NAS IS COMING 26692           4   2     37         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
-THOUGHT FIGHTER 7747          3   5     37         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 TRADICK 16620                 3   0     37         SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   
-SLIP 11667                    3   0     37         WORDS III (2121)          
 LONDON CALLING 24908          6   4     36         DEVIATION XXIV (4423)     
-GZA 27225                     4   0     36         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
 LAZY CRIMINAL 18259           3   7     35         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 RUBIKS CUBE 20394             3   4     35         STORMY TROOPER 9 (3633)   
-BUZZ KILL 30429               2   1     35         WHETSTONE 6B (5367)       
-YOU FEEL LUCKY? 26185         2   2     35         MANAGER'S BANE (4657)     
-THESE EYES 25051              5   3     34         THE GUESS WHO (4451)      
-CRAZY GOAT LADY 25982         2   1  1  34         BUBBA'S BELIEVER (4622)   
-CRAZY 30431                   2   1  1  34         WHETSTONE 6C (5368)       
 UKULELE 19649                 1   5     34         SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE END 25016                 5  11     33         THE DOORS (4445)          
 ALDC 19139                    4   4     33         WHIGS (3393)              
 LOLLIPOP CLUB 14858           3   2  1  33         THE ORLANDO MOB 31 (2616) 
 TOKEN BLOWGUN 14780           3   1  1  33         THE ORLANDO MOB 16 (2601) 
-SCREAMER 13338                3   6     33         NUMBER TWO'S (2345)       
-PEOPEO MOXMOX 27608           3   1     33         INQUISITION T12-28 (4898) 
 INFARCT BOOGIE 14767          3   1     33         THE ORLANDO MOB 13 (2598) 
 ALICE IN PLUNDERLAND 30745    2   1     33         DEVIATION XL (5420)       
 MODULAR REMORSE 9794          2   2     33         071709O (1777)            
-DOS 28839                     1   0  1  33         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    
-BAD DREAMS 31184              1   0  1  33         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 
-BLAH 2 30813                  1   0  1  33         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 FURRY DEATH 21443             1   3  1  33         FURRY FURY 11-04 (3829)   
-SENTINAL BOWL 30406           3   0     32         KIRKWOOD 2 (5363)         
-DOG GRENADE 7749              3   3     32         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 FALCON MILLENIUM 26643        2   0     32         STORMY'S TROOPERS L (4730)
 SUBATOMIC PASTE 27527         0   4     32         2012 XIV (4884)           
-KISSES DEKATED 15346          3   1     31         DA ORLANDO MOB VI (2710)  
 ROPE 15068                    2   2  1  31         NOUNS XIV (2655)          
 INAR 19106                    2   5     31         GOOFBEEF (3387)           
-GARY GORGON 20215             2   0     31         LUROCIAN TEMP11B (3602)   
-ZURP 21792                    2   1     31         BUBBA'S 51ST ARMY (3894)  
 HELLISH KARATE 27712          1   2     31         011312AA (4919)           
 SHINY BUG 20740               1   1     31         MONKEY SAUCE (3695)       
 CRYSTAL SHIP 25019            7   9     30         THE DOORS (4445)          
-PHOTO 11662                   4   1     30         WORDS II (2120)           
-DUANE THE DOG 30342           3   0     30         LOSTINPARKINGLOT (5355)   
-FEZZIK 26378                  2   1     30         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
-IMNOTA GNOME 26081            2   6     30         SERPENTS HOLD 1124 (4637) 
 ROCM 19122                    4   3     29         CHREL (3390)              
 ROOT DOWN 29134               3   2     29         ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  
-MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106         3   1     29         SLOWHAND (4462)           
 ORIGINAL SIN 30743            3   0     29         DEVIATION XL (5420)       
 NO GAG REFLEX 19662           2   5     29         IAN (3492)                
 NODONN 27633                  2   0     29         INQUISITION T12-23 (4903) 
 JAMMED FINGER 11601           2   2     29         PAINFUL VII (2108)        
 PAULLY D 20231                1   1     29         LUROCIAN TEMP11D (3605)   
 PAID IN FULL 23375            1   0     29         AL BUMS II (4136)         
 HONEYBADGER DONTCARE 26637    1   3     29         STORMY'S TROOPERS K (4729)
-VISIONS 26780                 4   1     28         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-BOOZEFIGHTERS 26823           3   2     28         GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   
-MIDNIGHT TOKER 26624          3   1     28         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 THE SET UP 25947              6   9     27         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
-BONAFIDE QUALIFIED 26724      3   0     27         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 THE EGG MAN 28139             3   2     27         I AM THE WALRUS (4998)    
 DRE DAY 29075                 3   2     27         THE CHRONIC (5148)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROY G BIVENS 27231            3   1     27         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
 PIMPLED NINNY 28547           2   0     27         012112H (5057)            
 TEXTURED BUG 20736            1   1     27         MONKEY SAUCE (3695)       
-FUZZBALL 30441                1   1     27         WHETSTONE 6F II (5370)    
-RAGE HARMONY 17734            1   1     27         PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  
 LETHAL INJECTION 24984        4  12     26         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 COLD SORE 11598               3   2     26         PAINFUL VIII (2107)       
-MC REN 27222                  2   0     26         N.W.A. (4830)             
-TENURED WHELP 15361           1   2     26         DA ORLANDO MOB XXII (2713)
-ABRAHAM NEGS 26834            3   1     25         PRESIDENTIAL (4758)       
 PERFECT FROG 26436            2   5     25         BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     
-ESTATIC SLASHER 29045         1   1     25         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
-KINETIC POTENTIAL 26828       3   3     24         DARK B-SIDE (4757)        
-THE PLAGUE 26817              3   1     24         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
-ZR1 24748                     2   1  1  24         OTTODROME 43 (4395)       
-GLEEFUL SLASHER 29043         2   0     24         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
-TESTIFY 29237                 2   1     24         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND 25543    1   1     24         102811E (4536)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLAMING 26787                 4   1     23         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
-OFF THE WALL 26807            3   1     23         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
 THE GNOME 26786               3   2     23         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
 SOMBER VESSEL 9558            2   0     23         072909L (1731)            
 BLVD SMOKER 27721             2   1     23         011312AE (4921)           
 GODLY CORSET 21681            2   1     23         032311E (3876)            
 ROYAL SLOUCHER 21631          2   0     22         011411R (3867)            
 INSECT OWLET 12777            2   0     22         011510W (2242)            
 DUMMY 7420                    1   2     22         THIS HOTEL BLOWS (1373)   
 FORGET THE FLOWERS 29192      3   2     21         BEING THERE (5172)        
 GUERILLA RADIO 29239          3   2     21         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-BAD ROBOT 27897               2   2     21         OTTODROME 66 (4952)       
-BATHROOM OCCUPIED 27381       2   1     21         TEMPE ON A PLANE 13 (4858)
 JESSI 20219                   2   1     21         LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)  
 JERRY GARCIA 27232            2   3     21         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
-RARE FLESH 21475              1   3     21         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 
-GUERNICA 26450                1   2     21         OTTODROME 56 (4693)       
-COIN 27242                    1   1     21         GOLD (4834)               
 ERUDITE POI 15237             3   1     20         ORLANDO BOUND XV (2688)   
-WHISKEY BAR 25018             3   3     20         THE DOORS (4445)          
 GIMME SHELTER 29569           2   3  1  20         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 KEY SCRATCH 20828             2   2     20         PARKING LOT 6 (3708)      
-BANANA SLUG 16435             2   4     20         BUBBA'S 5TH ARMY (2903)   
-THE MOB 27875                 2   5     20         THEM (2739)               
-GIMME THE LOOT 25081          2   2     20         READY TO DIE (4457)       
-IMP 30364                     2   0     20         WHETSTONE 11I (5359)      
-PEASANT WALKER 26699          2   2     20         B + S (4440)              
 PENNY LAINE 29555             2   2     20         FUNKY FOLK (2737)         
-PAUL REVERE 27236             1   2  1  20         LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    
 REYRR 19130                   1   2     20         THREAD (3391)             
-LUCKY 30464                   1   1     20         WHOOSEGOODKITTY (5374)    
 CHUGGINGTON 27642             3   2     19         INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 
 JACQUES LANTERN 25468         2   5     19         HALLOWEENIE II (4521)     
-BIG BROTHER 26814             2   3     19         TALKING BOOK (4754)       
-LOLA 25042                    2   3     19         THE KINKS (4450)          
 EXPOSED 25384                 2   0     19         HORNY GOAT! (4505)        
-SUPERSTITION 26810            2   1     19         TALKING BOOK (4754)       
-HIGHER GROUND 26799           1   2     19         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
-RUBY SEES ALL 25086           1   2     19         MOTORCADE (4458)          
-DOUBLE BARREL 24894           1   2     19         DEVIATION XXI (4420)      
-SIX-PACK ABS 10364            1   2     19         WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   
-FLETCHER 30404                1   2     19         BEST FRIENDS IV (5362)    
-NOT 30803                     2   0  1  18         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOUND GARDEN 29038            2   2     18         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 KNOCK ME DOWN 26797           2   4     18         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
-BLUE DIAMOND 26727            1   3     18         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 NEWSCAST GOBBLE 15159         1   3     18         ORLANDO BOUND I (2673)    
 MELEE MEMOIRS 9542            1   1     18         072909I (1728)            
-PEARL JAM 29039               1   3     18         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 XTRICATE 8585                 1   1     18         X AND OH (1575)           
-TMM 30424                     0   2     18         3-LTR MGR (5366)          
-ODDITY 8603                   0   2     18         X AND O (1578)            
-PIECE OF EIGHT 27240          0   2     18         GOLD (4834)               
-DJ YELLA 27223                0   2     18         N.W.A. (4830)             
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215            2   2  1  17         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 APPLE JACKS 16418             2   3     17         BUBBA'S 9TH ARMY (2899)   
 RED VIXEN 24518               2   0     17         HORNY GOAT? (4349)        
-ARID 11557                    1   2     17         4 LETTER CLIMATES (2099)  
-TOO HIGH 26783                1   4     17         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 KNUCKLELOAF 27293             1   0     17         INQUISITION T12-20 (4844) 
-SMELLY SLIPPER 15342          0   3     17         DA ORLANDO MOB V (2709)   
-ALL STRIPPED DOWN 29191       0   3     17         BONE MACHINE (5171)       
 EOSI 19124                    0   3     17         CHREL (3390)              
-HER ARMS ARE WICKED 30742     2   0     16         DEVIATION XL (5420)       
 INATE MOMENT 25218            1   3     16         KAOS 11-02 (3233)         
-THE FREAK 30355               1   1     16         GIANT BASHERS (5357)      
 CANDYCAINE 25987              1   3     16         HELP ME UP STUFF (4623)   
-DON'T STOP 26809              1   3     16         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
-SATISFIED SLASHER 31186       1   0     16         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 BOEC 23604                    1   1     16         ERROR (4180)              
 EXPOSED 24515                 1   1     16         HORNY GOAT? (4349)        
 BIG IN JAPAN 29457            1   1     16         KAOS 11-21 (4614)         
-FREEWAY 25093                 1   3     16         ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        
 PRODIGAL 26816                0   4     16         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
-TRIANGLE MAN 25953            0   4     16         FLOOD (4618)              
-SAINT 26821                   0   4     16         GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   
-DAVE 27245                    1   4     15         SAM & DAVE (4835)         
 VERALCHE 24771                1   2     15         SUPE FORCES 7A09 (4400)   
-PEEKABOO 26815                1   4     15         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
-HAND ON THE PUMP 29220        1   1     15         CYPRESS HILL (5177)       
-BOGEYMAN 27530                1   2     15         FOLKLORE (4885)           
-MENTAL ANGUISH 26826          1   2     15         DARK B-SIDE (4757)        
 HIPPIE 24501                  1   1     15         ERROR HH (4346)           
-FLYING FISH 28895             1   0     15         MMM BEER2 (5127)          
 FOOTSORE TREND 14805          0   5     15         THE ORLANDO MOB 21 (2606) 
 SLITHER 23517                 0   1     15         SERPENTS HOLD 610A (4162) 
 CHERISH 4872                  0   3     15         08JL25B (856)             
-ELLEN 30439                   2   0     14         WHETSTONE 6E (5369)       
 HOICK 19103                   1   3     14         DO IT (3386)              
 ROTWEILERSATTHEDOOR 20456     0   2     14         DEVIATION IV (3645)       
-LORD LUNATIC 15788            0   2     14         BUBBA'S 8TH ARMY (2785)   
-MOUSY CADAVER 4338            0   2     14         DOODS (846)               
-HARV 29648                    1   1     13         TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    
-JUKEBOX ZERO 27900            1   3     13         OTTODROME 66 (4952)       
-SAUSAGE BISCUIT 28791         1   0     13         THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)  
 GREEK TRAGEDY 20455           0   3     13         DEVIATION IV (3645)       
-CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           1   1     12         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-THE WRECKING 29408            2   0  1  11         BUBBA'S 20TH ARMY (5208)  
-DIABOLICO CORTES 28836        1   0     11         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    
-STOP! 29207                   2   0     10         RITUAL DE LO (5175)       
 ZOMBIE 30732                  2   2     10         ZOMBIE SQUADS (5418)      
-DEATH HAND 31112              1   0     10         LUROCIANS FTFT12B (5479)  
-DWAYNE 30346                  1   1     10         LOSTINPARKINGLOT (5355)   
-ENTRAILS 24421                1   0     10         SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)    
 HOEGARDEN 28899               1   0     10         MMM BEER 3 (5128)         
-GANSO VICIOSO 28835           1   0     10         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENOM 28270                   1   0      9         SERPENTS HOLD 203 (5009)  
 THE MYSTERY 29617             1   0      9         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
-SIDEWINDER 28156              1   0      9         SERPENTS HOLD 21A (5001)  
-IMNOTA TP 28296               1   0      9         ZOMBIE SQUAD 22 (5015)    
-DESPERATION 21480             2   1  1   8         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
 WRAITH 30735                  2   2      8         ZOMBIE SQUADS (5418)      
-VIPER 28278                   1   1      8         SERPENTS HOLD 205 (5011)  
-BEAVER 24526                  1   1      8         ERROR BB (4351)           
-BONECHEWER 29399              1   1      8         STEEL HORDE (5207)        
 ABRA 26042                    1   0      7         A WORDS (4630)            
-FAKE PLASTIC TREES 29146      1   0      7         THE BENDS (5162)          
-UNION 24492                   0   1      7         ERROR U (4344)            
-REYES 22782                   0   1      7         SERPENTS HOLD 57 (4077)   
-QUASAR WINDS 29450            0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS M (5212)
 ELIOT NESS 25388              0   1      7         POLOMINO (4506)           
-BABY BLUES 26213              0   1      7         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 GHOUL 28912                   0   1      7         ZOMBIE SQUAD 2114 (5130)  
-ARDLE 23437                   0   1      7         ERROR S (4146)            
-IATE 23438                    0   1      7         ERROR R (4147)            
-QUADZIMODO 28794              0   1      7         THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)  
-DA1 30485                     1   0      6         AEROSMITH (4452)          
-FREEBORN FAIRY 15241          0   2      6         ORLANDO BOUND XVIII (2689)
 CULIHARY 24512                0   2      6         ERROR CC (4348)           
-BLESSED SLASHER 29046         0   2      6         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
-SMITHICKS 28904               0   2      6         MMM BEER 4 (5129)         
-SAD POTTY 14821               0   2      6         THE ORLANDO MOB 24 (2609) 
-WALK-IN LLAMA 15172           0   2      6         ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)   
-CHIPPER SLASHER 29042         0   2      6         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 HARPY 23599                   0   2      6         RILY (4179)               
 TURTLE 24497                  0   2      6         ERROR T (4345)            
 DARRELL FOX 10694             0   2      6         1979 (1932)               
-WEBBED HOSE 11594             0   2      6         LEAKY (2106)              
-WHAZ UP 2339                  1   0      5         08AP18B (461)             
 STAB AND KILL 31087           0   1      5         LUROCIANS FTFT12G (5474)  
-STOP BREATHIN 29108           0   1      5         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-MR. SELF DESTRUCT 29182       0   1      5         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
 GRACEFUL KING 29619           0   1      5         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
 CHAOTIC QUEEN 29615           0   1      5         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5236)
-CARRIE 21476                  0   3      3         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
-TINY 29014                    0   2      2         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
-10,000 MANIACS 31182          0   1      1         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
-DEAD MILKMEN 31183            0   1      1         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 POODOO III 4586               0   1      1         MENAGERIE XXI (884)       
-LOST SOULS 30804              0   1      1         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOLDEN FILTH 24982      3 10 1 AL BUMS IX 4438      BRAIN 13446           104   
BUCKY FELLINS 24103     4 11 0 AL BUMS VIII 4142    FRANKENBERRY 24910    106   
HALLOWED GROUND 24979   6  7 0 AL BUMS XI 4437      HELPER HAND 4344      104   
PEACOCK PAIN 24217      5  2 0 AT THE ZOO 4289      UNKNOWN 18215         107   
STORYTELLER 24991       4 12 0 B + S 4440           ROPE 15068            107   
HAND ON THE GLO 29226   0  1 0 BLACK SUNDAY 5178    ZR1 24748             103  NOT REVENGED
BLACK HOLE 27408        0  1 0 DEVIATION BLACK 2954 SPOONMAN 29199        103  NOT REVENGED
DEW DAH DIPPITY 20453   0  1 0 DEVIATION IV 3645    DARK CHAMPION         107  NONE
SWEET FIFTEENS 24823    0  1 0 DEVIATION IV 3645    SHEWISH GIANT         107  NONE
STANDARD XL 31385       0  1 0 DEVIATION XL 5420    DARK CHAMPION         107  NONE
PIN TWEAKS 25208       10  7 1 DOPPLE GANG 4439     SATANIC BUNNY 31127   107   
DOOMED B 31160          0  1 0 FURRY FURY 11-0 3829 BLACK ORC             107  NONE
JUNK W 30778            0  1 0 FURRY FURY 11-0 3829 SPYMASTER             107  NONE
JUNK X 30779            0  1 0 FURRY FURY 11-0 3829 MOUNTAIN TROLL        107  NONE
JUNK Y 30780            0  1 0 FURRY FURY 11-0 3829 SHEWISH GIANT         107  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAS 19464               0  1 0 FURRY-FURY 1428      STONE GOLEM           107  NONE
FERAL CHOIR 26712       0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      DESPERATION 21480     104   
JUNK B 28310            0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      SHEWISH GIANT         107  NONE
JUNK M 30767            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      ARENAMASTER           107  NONE
JUNK N 30766            0  1 0 KAOS 11-08 3833      BANDIT PRINCE         107  NONE
EYEBROW 13463           3  4 1 NOUNS VII 2367       STRUTS 19646          107   
MOS DEF 23603           0  1 0 RILY 4179            NOT 30803             106   
SAM 27246               3  1 0 SAM & DAVE 4835      FIERCELY POTENT 14842 105   
INSANE IN THE B 27411   0  2 0 STATES OF MIND 2910  GIMME SHELTER 29569   104   
DELTA TACO 27547        0  2 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 4888 TOKEN BLOWGUN 14780   104   
DOIN' TIME 29168        0  1 0 SUBLIME 5167         WEBFOOT 28009         103  NOT REVENGED
OVERPRICED NAKB 29020   1  2 0 SUPE FORCES 1B0 5137 THINGS DONE CHA 25077 107   
SPILLED COFFEE 27335    0  2 0 TEMPE ON A PLAN 4849 CRAZY 30431           105   
SANCHEZ 16794          10  5 1 THE INQUISITION 2967 BOLPH 19060           106   
BLAH BLAH 31168         0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  4663 MOUNTAIN TROLL        107  NONE
PINBALL WIZARD 25011    1  1 0 THE WHO 4444         EYEBROW 13463         104   
SAM WISE 18285          0  2 0 THE WILLBURYS 3 3238 SPOTTIEOTTIE 29117    103  NOT REVENGED
OTHERE 19128            2  1 0 THREAD 3391          CRAZY GOAT LADY 25982 106   
WALKER 28079            0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 12 4986 THE WRECKING 29408    105   
BYE 31384               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 5418   STONE GOLEM           107  NONE
SKELLIE 31179           0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 5418   HIGH ELF              107  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mr. & Mrs. ABs out there -- I have a pine box with a big red bowtie and a 6 ft hole
in the ground just waiting for you.  I'm looking for you... yes, you....  Would you
like some candy? -- Marma Duke

     They must be thrilled to be wanted by someone.  Needed.  That's important.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAS was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
SWEET FIFTEENS was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SKELLIE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BLAH BLAH was slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JUNK B was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
JUNK N was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
STANDARD XL was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK M was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
JUNK W was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
JUNK X was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK Y was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DOOMED B was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DEW DAH DIPPITY was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
IGNORE AMOS devastated SMOOCHIEBUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
COREY THE MOOSE bested BALLWIPE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's Challenge bout.
CAT MESSIAH overpowered SELF SHADOWSTAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUE BADGER viciously subdued THOUGHT FIGHTER in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
SUE WEEEEE devastated SKULLWUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOGORATH savagely defeated MCNUGGET MCDEATH in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
PEACOCK PAIN was viciously butchered by UNKNOWN in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
COLEMAN'S overpowered LUNKPOOF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FRANKENBERRY overpowered LAZY CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
LONDON CALLING was overcome by PURE GUAVA in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
EGOTISTIC MYSTIC overpowered JAKEY LANTERN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ROOT DOWN was defeated by LEG HAIR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
SATANIC BUNNY assassinated PIN TWEAKS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
SIS BOOM BAA demolished SUPERUNKNOWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BLOODY BOSUN vanquished TWITPIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THE EGG MAN was beaten by MOURNING ANGEL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ALICE IN PLUNDERLAND overpowered JESSI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHERISH lost to REYRR in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
PENNY LAINE outlasted NEWSCAST GOBBLE in a tiresome 10 minute Challenge match.
PIMPLED NINNY overpowered KNOCK ME DOWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BOLPH overpowered WICKED in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.
CYRUS THE GREAT was demolished by HARBINGER FROG in a 1 minute uneven contest.
LOCKED AND LOADED overpowered THONKORON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HIRED GOON demolished SOUP in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
FRAIL WALL demolished NELCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SMALL POX vanquished FIERCELY POTENT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HONARA beat CLOTMUCK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's competition.
LOU POLL vanquished ARROGANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
GENKI vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ZELLNER demolished BOBCAT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
UNSAVED GOBBLER handily defeated REGULATE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
CASUALTYISMYCULTURE handily defeated BOTTLECAP in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
FOREST MOON subdued DUTS in a popular 1 minute brutal match.
YO ELEVEN overpowered MUDYKO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLURRY FOX beat ILLMATIC in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
MOLD was viciously subdued by RED VIXEN in a exciting 1 minute brutal duel.
LOOKING IN was viciously subdued by PIT BULL in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
KYN overpowered LOUNGE ACT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
INAR was handily defeated by COPPERHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TUXICITY was savagely defeated by JULIANNE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory battle.
COME GET SOME devastated JAMMED FINGER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STRUTS viciously butchered EYEBROW in a popular 1 minute gory brawl.
40 OZ TO FREEDOM was vanquished by ALANS CAESAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GOD'S SON was defeated by MUPPET SNAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
TRIED2LUVUTRIED2OWNU devastated LETHAL INJECTION in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
REASONABLE DOUBT vanquished TEXTURED BUG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LITHIUM demolished HONEYBADGER DONTCARE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LEGAL MAN defeated LOLLIPOP CLUB in a 1 minute bout.
HNIC devastated NO GAG REFLEX in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
CRYSTAL SHIP was overpowered by GREEN GRASS in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
FURRY DEATH was vanquished by KYREE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KEY SCRATCH was demolished by HELLISH KARATE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
RUBIKS CUBE was defeated by LYNX in a 2 minute fight.
UKULELE slimly lost to FALCON MILLENIUM in a 2 minute match.
LLIN unbelievably bested SUBATOMIC PASTE in a 2 minute brutal contest.
ALDC beat MELEE MEMOIRS in a popular 1 minute match.
JACQUES LANTERN was luckily beaten by DRE DAY in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
ROCM was vanquished by 'NOTHER CRYING BABY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JOCKEY LANTERN viciously subdued GUERILLA RADIO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
TRADICK devastated HOICK in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
THE SET UP was vanquished by CALLUSED MYNA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ERUDITE POI was demolished by MODULAR REMORSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ORIGINAL SIN beat VERALCHE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
PERFECT FROG was overcome by HOLLY KESTREL in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TOKEN BLOWGUN overpowered GIMME SHELTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
INFARCT BOOGIE bested FORGET THE FLOWERS in a 1 minute brutal match.
GODLY CORSET overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
STORYTELLER was murdered by ROPE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE END devastated BIG IN JAPAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROYAL SLOUCHER won victory over XTRICATE in a exciting 3 minute duel.
SHINY BUG vanquished APPLE JACKS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROTWEILERSATTHEDOOR was beaten by DOOM BISCUIT in a 2 minute competition.
THINGS DONE CHANGED murdered OVERPRICED NAKBA in a 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
GREEK TRAGEDY was overpowered by EXPOSED in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INATE MOMENT was unbelievably bested by JERRY GARCIA in a popular 12 minute fight.
PAULLY D beat CHUGGINGTON in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
EOSI was viciously subdued by GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND in a action packed 3 minute bout.
CANDYCAINE was vanquished by NODONN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven fight.
FOOTSORE TREND was luckily beaten by THE GNOME in a 4 minute competition.
INSECT OWLET demolished DARRELL FOX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COLD SORE devastated INSANITY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PRODIGAL lost to BOEC in a exciting 1 minute competition.
SOMBER VESSEL subdued WRAITH in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
BLVD SMOKER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DUMMY handily defeated TURTLE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
EXPOSED demolished GRACEFUL KING in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RED VIXEN devastated POODOO III in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HARPY was savagely defeated by PAID IN FULL in a 3 minute novice vs. veteran fight.
ZOMBIE luckily beat CULIHARY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome amateur's fray.
HIPPIE handily defeated GHOUL in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
THE MYSTERY savagely defeated STAB AND KILL in a 2 minute novice's duel.
CHAOTIC QUEEN was devastated by HOEGARDEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SLITHER was handily defeated by KNUCKLELOAF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ELIOT NESS was defeated by ABRA in a action packed 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 57         STRIKING ATTACK  293 - 254 - 19      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      40         AIMED BLOW       196 - 189 -  8      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         LUNGING ATTACK   200 - 201 -  7      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         SLASHING ATTACK   86 -  96 -  6      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY      117 - 143 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         WALL OF STEEL     61 -  85 -  4      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     34 -  50 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  35 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  71 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  35 -  3      22  |

Turn 107 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  8         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   36 - 21     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        23 - 17     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 25         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 18         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CAT MESSIAH 16763           7   0  0  122 THE INQUISITION IX (2961)
TOTAL PARRY      THOUGHT FIGHTER 9447        7   4  0   99 SUPERHEROES. (1711)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUE WEEEEE 16471            7   3  0   98 STATES OF MIND (2910)
SLASHING ATTACK  FRAIL WALL 2086             8   4  1   94 WARRIORS 10 (411)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362     12  11  0   79 KAOSTIC (1429)
LUNGING ATTACK   ZELLNER 24796               6   1  0   79 SUPE FORCES 7A00 (4405)
WALL OF STEEL    LITHIUM 25037               6   2  0   61 NEVERMIND (4449)
BASHING ATTACK   TRADICK 16620               3   0  0   37 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUNKPOOF 19085.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLUE BADGER 5186.  The ten other most popular fighters were INATE MOMENT 25218, 
PEACOCK PAIN 24217, CHUGGINGTON 27642, CLOTMUCK 19067, JOCKEY LANTERN 25519, PAID IN 
FULL 23375, GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND 25543, COREY THE MOOSE 19615, JACQUES LANTERN 25468, 
and ROYAL SLOUCHER 21631.

The least popular fighter this week was PENNY LAINE 29555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JERRY GARCIA 27232, DAS 19464, SLITHER 23517, CHAOTIC QUEEN 
29615, POODOO III 4586, GRACEFUL KING 29619, TURTLE 24497, INSANITY 27641, DARRELL 
FOX 10694, and THE GNOME 26786.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SMALL POX (84-18995) KILLER DISEASES