DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2012    Duedate: 10/03/2012

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 114

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HIRED GOON
DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)
(84-4856) [12-4-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HIRED GOON                     ASSISTANT MANAGER
DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)          BUSINESS CLASS (5753)
(84-4856) [12-4-1,131]         (84-32811) [0-1-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LUNKPOOF                       SNICKERS
TEENY BOPPERS (3382)           GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)
(84-19085) [18-26-0,85]        (84-90) [1-2-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

IAN (3492)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142)     44 
2. AL BUMS (4135)                33    DEVIATION IIB (3643)
3. DEVIATION D (2326)            32    Unchartered Team
4. STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)   26 
5. GRIMM WAIT (1545)             25    DRUNK DRAWING (5450)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)       6   0  0 100.   1/ 4 IAN (3492)                5  0 0
 2/ 2*THE CARNIVAL (5180)        5   0  0 100.   2/ 5 KAOSTIC (1429)            5  1 0
 3- 3*TURKEY DAY HORROR (4647)   4   0  0 100.   3/ 3*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 5  4 1
 4- 4*SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)    4   0  0 100.   4/24*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      4  0 0
 5/10*BIRDEMIC (5439)            3   0  0 100.   5/37*OFF THE WALL (4753)       4  0 0
 6/12*SAUCY (5638)               3   0  0 100.   6/18 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       4  2 0
 7- 7*MAYBE (1760)               3   0  0 100.   7/20 AL BUMS (4135)            4  5 0
 8/15*08JL25A (857)              3   0  0 100.   8/ 7 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      4  5 0
 9- 8*ACHTUNG BABY (5150)        2   0  1 100.   9/34 INNERVISIONS (4748)       3  0 0
10-11*LAST WALTZ (5441)          2   0  0 100.  10/36*BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  3  0 0
11-14*THE SCORE (5163)           2   0  0 100.  11/12 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     3  0 0
12-16*INQUISITION 7125 (5662)    1   0  0 100.  12/13 FURRY FURY (991)          3  0 0
13-18*WRATHMEN 3 (5381)          1   0  0 100.  13/42 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         3  0 0
14-20 GETTING OLD (3683)        11   1  0 91.7  14/ 8*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      3  1 1
15-21*ANYTHING'S POSSIBL (3869)  6   1  1 85.7  15/22*BONE MACHINE (5171)       3  1 0
16-22*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)     5   1  0 83.3  16/47 B + S (4440)              3  1 0
17/26*BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  10   3  2 76.9  17/35 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      3  1 0
18/24 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      25   8  0 75.8  18/15 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     3  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749)  9   3  0 75.0  19/60 DEVIATION D (2326)        3  1 0
20-27 SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)    9   3  0 75.0  20/19*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     3  1 0
21/ 5*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)       3   1  1 75.0  21/10 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     3  2 0
22/ 6*SIAMESE DREAM (5164)       3   1  0 75.0  22/64 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     3  2 0
23-31*SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)    5   2  0 71.4  23/17 MEANIES (3379)            3  3 1
24/23*ENTER THE WU (4831)        5   2  0 71.4  32/132*PEEP SHOW (5429)          3  3 0
25/38*SLOWHAND (4462)            5   2  0 71.4  25/63 AL BUMS IX (4438)         3  3 0
26/39*N.W.A. (4830)              5   2  0 71.4  26/62 THE DOORS (4445)          3  3 0
27/33*OFF THE WALL (4753)       12   5  0 70.6  27/ 2 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      3  3 0
28/25 VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301)  7   3  0 70.0  28/ 6 STATES OF MIND (2910)     3  4 0
29-35 SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)    8   4  1 66.7  31/131*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 3  6 1
30/28*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)    6   3  0 66.7  30/67 AL BUMS VI (4140)         3  6 0
31-37*AQUEMINI (5157)            4   2  1 66.7  31/92*FLOOD (4618)              2  0 1
32/50*KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)     4   2  0 66.7  32/81*SAUCY (5638)              2  0 0
33/ 9*SAVAGE HORDE (5206)        2   1  0 66.7  33/80*THE CARNIVAL (5180)       2  0 0
34-40*D DAY (5448)               2   1  0 66.7  34-23*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236) 2  0 0
35-41*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236)  2   1  0 66.7  35/73*BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  0 0
36/13*COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)   2   1  0 66.7  36/82*N.W.A. (4830)             2  0 0
37/30 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     11   6  0 64.7  37-33 OTTODROME 64 (4701)       2  0 0
38-42 SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   11   6  0 64.7  38/90*SLOWHAND (4462)           2  0 0
39/47 INNERVISIONS (4748)        9   5  0 64.3  39/ 9*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  2  0 0
40-43*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)         7   4  0 63.6  40- 1*TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)  2  0 0
41/49 IAN (3492)                15   9  0 62.5  41-38*SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   2  0 0
42-44*TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)   5   3  2 62.5  42/32*BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    2  0 0
43/36 EASTER FROM HELL (5482)    6   4  3 60.0  10/110*ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     2  0 0
44/60*BATTLE OF LA (5181)        6   4  0 60.0  44-26*SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   2  0 0
45-51*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149)  3   2  0 60.0  45-11 GETTING OLD (3683)        2  0 0
46/59*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 11   8  2 57.9  46-40 AL BUMS V (4139)          2  0 0
47/57 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    19  14  0 57.6  47-41 SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   2  0 0
48/61 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     12   9  1 57.1  48/59 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    2  0 0
49-53 OTTODROME 64 (4701)        8   6  0 57.1  02/102*08JL25A (857)             2  0 0
50/46*TALKING BOOK (4754)        8   6  0 57.1  50/43*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)     2  0 0
51-54*ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)   4   3  0 57.1  51/14 DEVIATION XL (5420)       2  1 0
52-56*TOP OF THE LINE (1334)     4   3  0 57.1  26/126*LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  2  1 0
53/63 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 13  10  0 56.5  07/107 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   2  1 0
54/74*FLOOD (4618)               5   4  1 55.6  54/53 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   2  1 0
55/72*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   6   5  0 54.5  55/50 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 2  1 0
56-64 THE GUESS WHO (4451)       7   6  1 53.8  56/44 DARK B-SIDE (4757)        2  2 1
57/52 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)      7   6  0 53.8  57-51*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237) 2  2 0
58/48 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)    8   7  0 53.3  24/124*KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    2  2 0
59-66 AL BUMS V (4139)          26  23  1 53.1  59-54 SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  2  2 0
60/58 DARK B-SIDE (4757)         9   8  1 52.9  60/46 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   2  3 0
61/65 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)       9   8  0 52.9  90/190 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         2  3 0
62/67 DEVIATION D (2326)        19  17  0 52.8  62/68 HALFWITS (3378)           2  5 0
63/62 DEVIATION XL (5420)       11  10  0 52.4  63/70*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141) 2  6 0
64/69 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     11  10  0 52.4  64-71*ACHTUNG BABY (5150)       1  0 1
65-68 AL BUMS II (4136)         11  11  1 50.0  65-21*TRAINING FIELD 6 (4562)   1  0 1
66-70*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905)  6   6  1 50.0  66-76*THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 1  0 0
67/73*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)      6   6  0 50.0  67-78*WRATHMEN 3 (5381)         1  0 0
27/127*PEEP SHOW (5429)           4   4  0 50.0  68-74*INQUISITION 7125 (5662)   1  0 0
69/55*OTTODROME 46 (4398)        4   4  0 50.0  69-72*LAST WALTZ (5441)         1  0 0
70/91*MOTORCADE (4458)           4   4  0 50.0  70-30*TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)  1  0 0
71-75*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237)  3   3  0 50.0  71-86*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        1  0 0
72/29*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730)  3   3  0 50.0  72-91*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 1  0 0
73-76*CROOKED RAIN (5155)        3   3  0 50.0  73-27*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    1  0 0
74-77*SUPERUNKNOWN (5173)        1   1  1 50.0  74/ 0*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 1  0 0
75-78*INJURY FAIL (5427)         1   1  0 50.0  75-31*TURKEY DAY HORROR (4647)  1  0 0
76-79*BAD SPOTS (5433)           1   1  0 50.0  76-28*TRAINING FIELD 9 (4565)   1  0 0
77-80*SUNNY IN PHILLY (5437)     1   1  0 50.0  77-93 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        1  0 0
78/17*CUBAN LINX (5179)          1   1  0 50.0  78-25*TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)  1  0 0
79-82*THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170)  1   1  0 50.0  79-95*CROOKED RAIN (5155)       1  0 0
80-81*THE PRODUCERS (5447)       1   1  0 50.0  80-84*THE SCORE (5163)          1  0 0
81/ 0*OLDER (2725)               1   1  0 50.0  81-94*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-83*08SP16A (955)              1   1  0 50.0  00-100*MAYBE (1760)              1  0 0
83-84 AL BUMS IV (4138)         33  35  4 48.5  29-129*TOP OF THE LINE (1334)    1  0 0
84/90 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     11  12  1 47.8  84-45*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 4 (33)     1  0 0
85-85 SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)   8   9  0 47.1  21-121 NEVERMIND (4449)          1  1 1
86-88 FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   11  13  1 45.8  86/79*CUBAN LINX (5179)         1  1 0
87/71 THE KINKS (4450)           5   6  0 45.5  71/171*BATTLE OF LA (5181)       1  1 0
88/86 AL BUMS X (4436)          18  22  0 45.0  65/165*MACHEESEMO (5430)         1  1 0
09/109*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)   4   5  1 44.4  06-106*MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  1  1 0
10/110*LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)   4   5  0 44.4  39/139*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)  1  1 0
91/ 0*THE CHRONIC (5148)         4   5  0 44.4  05-105*D DAY (5448)              1  1 0
92/95 STATES OF MIND (2910)     15  19  0 44.1  92/75*SAVAGE HORDE (5206)       1  1 0
93/87 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 11  14  2 44.0  33/133*DEVIATION XLII (5588)     1  1 0
94/92 B + S (4440)              18  23  0 43.9  94/77*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   1  1 0
95/89 AL BUMS XI (4437)         12  16  0 42.9  86/186*MOTORCADE (4458)          1  1 0
03/103*BONE MACHINE (5171)        3   4  0 42.9  11-111 SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   1  1 0
30/130*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)       3   4  0 42.9  97/89*COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)  1  1 0
31/131*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)      3   4  0 42.9  98/87*SIAMESE DREAM (5164)      1  1 0
99-93 NEVERMIND (4449)          14  19  1 42.4  99/83*TALKING BOOK (4754)       1  1 0
00/98 AL BUMS (4135)            39  54  4 41.9  00/88*ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  1 0
01-96 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    5   7  0 41.7  01/29*TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)  1  1 0
02/99 FURRY FURY (991)          22  31  2 41.5  02/39*CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       1  1 0
01/101 HALFWITS (3378)           59  88  2 40.1  08-108*SUBLIME (5167)            1  1 0
02-102*SAM & DAVE (4835)          4   6  0 40.0  15-115 SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   1  1 0
48/148*DEVIATION XLII (5588)      2   3  0 40.0  16-116 FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   1  1 0
04-104*SUBLIME (5167)             2   3  0 40.0  18-118 AL BUMS II (4136)         1  1 0
21/121 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)    5   8  0 38.5  01/101 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       1  1 0
06/106 AL BUMS VI (4140)         45  73  5 38.1  61/161*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)    1  1 0
07-107 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        18  30  1 37.5  30/130*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       1  1 0
20/120*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)      6  10  0 37.5  10-16*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     1  1 0
11-111*SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)    3   5  0 37.5  23/123 EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   1  2 0
42/142*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)        3   5  0 37.5  12/48 AL BUMS X (4436)          1  2 0
14/114 THE DOORS (4445)          21  36  0 36.8  34/134*DEVIATION XXI (4420)      1  2 0
39/139*OTTODROME 24 (3425)        4   7  0 36.4  14/61 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     1  2 0
12/112 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     13  24  0 35.1  27-127*OTTODROME 41 (4393)       1  2 0
19/119*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142)  7  13  1 35.0  16-66*OTTODROME 70 (4956)       1  2 0
16/116 AL BUMS IX (4438)         23  43  2 34.8  17/49 VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301) 1  2 0
18/118 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       33  62  1 34.7  46/146*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      1  2 0
13-113 AL BUMS VII (4141)        18  34  1 34.6  19/55*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)     1  2 0
17/117 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      57 110  0 34.1  25/125*OTTODROME 46 (4398)       1  3 0
35/135 KAOSTIC (1429)            25  49  0 33.8  09/109*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730) 1  3 0
15/115 MEANIES (3379)            35  70  1 33.3  13/113 WEBL GREATS (4755)        1  3 0
08/108 WEBL GREATS (4755)         6  12  0 33.3  37/137*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 1  3 0
45/145*DEVIATION XXI (4420)       3   6  0 33.3  48/148*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  3 0
22-122*OTTODROME 41 (4393)        3   6  0 33.3  25/52 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     1  4 0
24-124*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)      3   6  0 33.3  26/65 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 1  4 0
25-125*TRAINING FIELD 6 (4562)    2   4  1 33.3  35/135*OTTODROME 10 (2482)       1  4 0
28-128*TRAINING FIELD 9 (4565)    2   4  0 33.3  28/69*HOORAY BEER (5649)        1  5 0
05/105*OTTODROME 10 (2482)        2   4  0 33.3  40/140*OTTODROME 24 (3425)       1  5 0
89/189*MACHEESEMO (5430)          1   2  0 33.3  30/ 0*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     0  3 0
32-132*MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)   1   2  0 33.3  50/150*PENNED IN (5622)          0  3 0
33-133*SUPE FORCES 1B07 (5138)    1   2  0 33.3  32/57*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   0  3 0
37/137 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       21  46  0 31.3  53/153*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    0  3 0
26/126*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)     2   5  1 28.6  54/154 THE KINKS (4450)          0  3 0
64/164*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)   2   5  0 28.6  36/136*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)   0  2 0
40-140*TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)   2   5  0 28.6  74/174 AL BUMS XI (4437)         0  2 0
29/129*TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)   2   5  0 28.6  58-158*SUPERIOR FORCES 7- (4765) 0  2 0
41-141*TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)   2   5  0 28.6  38-56*TRAINING FIELD 27 (4583)  0  2 0
51/151 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         11  33  1 25.0  52-152*SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   0  2 0
44-144*OTTODROME 70 (4956)        2   6  0 25.0  57-157*SUPE FORCES 1B07 (5138)   0  2 0
49-149*SUPERIOR FORCES 7- (4765)  1   3  0 25.0  60-160 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   0  2 0
43/143*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835)  6  19  2 24.0  59-159*KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      0  2 0
50/150*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141)  7  24  1 22.6  47-147 AL BUMS VII (4141)        0  2 0
60/160 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)    6  21  0 22.2  62/162*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 (40)     0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
52-152*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 4 (33)      2   7  1 22.2  63-163*VITALOGY (5168)           0  1 0
46/146*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)    2   7  0 22.2  68-168*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        0  1 0
53-153*TRAINING FIELD 27 (4583)   2   7  0 22.2  70-170*SUNNY IN PHILLY (5437)    0  1 0
54-154*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)   2   7  0 22.2  38-138*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)  0  1 0
61/161*ANCIENT CURSES (4890)      4  15  0 21.1  49/ 0*DEVIATION XLIV (5589)     0  1 0
55/155*CLASSIC ROCK (4889)        3  13  0 18.7  69-169*APRIL 1/2VII (5614)       0  1 0
68/168*BIG BANG THEORY (4682)     4  18  0 18.2  72-172*SUPERUNKNOWN (5173)       0  1 0
56/156*HOORAY BEER (5649)         2   9  0 18.2  64-164*THE PRODUCERS (5447)      0  1 0
62-162*KING'S NIGHTS (3836)       2  10  1 16.7  66-166*INJURY FAIL (5427)        0  1 0
63-163*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)   1   5  1 16.7  67-167*BAD SPOTS (5433)          0  1 0
67-167*ROOKIE LEGION X (133)      1   5  0 16.7  55/ 0*REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)     0  1 0
71/171 GRIMM WAIT (1545)          8  42  0 16.0  77-177*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  0  1 0
57/157*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)    1   6  0 14.3  79-179 THE GUESS WHO (4451)      0  1 0
69-169*TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)    1   6  0 14.3  82/182*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)  0  1 0
78/178*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)     1   6  0 14.3  73-173*SAM & DAVE (4835)         0  1 0
70-170*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 (32)      1   6  0 14.3  83-183*AQUEMINI (5157)           0  1 0
73/173*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 (40)      1   8  0 11.1  84-184*ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  0  1 0
82/182*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)   0   6  0  0.0  12-112*TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)   0  1 0
87/187*PENNED IN (5622)           0   4  0  0.0  63/ 0*THE CHRONIC (5148)        0  1 0
64/ 0*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)      0   3  0  0.0  17-117*ANYTHING'S POSSIBL (3869) 0  1 0
91-191*VITALOGY (5168)            0   1  0  0.0  87-187 AL BUMS IV (4138)         0  1 0
66/ 0*DEVIATION XLIV (5589)      0   1  0  0.0  66/ 0*OLDER (2725)              0  1 0
93-193*APRIL 1/2VII (5614)        0   1  0  0.0  89-189*ALL FOR ONE (3406)        0  1 0
92-192*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)         0   1  0  0.0  91-191*08SP16A (955)             0  1 0
69/ 0*REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)      0   1  0  0.0  19-119*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 (32)     0  1 0
94-194*ALL FOR ONE (3406)         0   1  0  0.0  20-120*ROOKIE LEGION X (133)     0  1 0
71/ 0*08AP18M (472)              0   1  0  0.0  71/ 0*08AP18M (472)             0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, TRAINING 
FIELD 18 had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by IAN!  Way to go 
IAN!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DRUNK DRAWING really go up by 20?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  OFF THE WALL had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 5th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did AL BUMS VIII really go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  AL BUMS had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 2-1-0 and wound up as 7th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did INNERVISIONS 
really go up by 25?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 10th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did KAOS AGAIN really go up by 29?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  B + S had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 16th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did MOTHER'S MILK really go up by 18?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEVIATION D had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 19th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--VIOLENT FEMMES got 0-2-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't 
see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DEVIATION XXXI really 
go up by 42?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PEEP 
SHOW had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 
24th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did AL BUMS IX really go up by 38?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE DOORS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 26th team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in DEVIATION IIB again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one 
round?  STATES OF MIND dropped 22, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE HAPPY SLASHERS really go up by 102?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  AL BUMS VI had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 30th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did FLOOD really go up by 61?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SAUCY had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 32nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE 
CARNIVAL really go up by 47?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  BIRDEMIC had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 35th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did N.W.A. really go up by 46?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SLOWHAND had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 38th team!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--TRAINING FIELD 17 got 1-0-0 and dropped 30. 
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ANCIENT CURSES 
really go up by 67?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
DEVIATION BROWN had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 48th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 08JL25A really go up by 53?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in DEVIATION XL again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  LORDS OF DARKNESS had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 52nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GREAT 
LAKES WEBL really go up by 54?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--DARK B-SIDE got 
0-1-0 and dropped 12.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  KUWAIT WATCHERS had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 58th team!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  RAINBOW DREAMERS dropped 14, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
GRIMM WAIT really go up by 129?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  BATTLE OF LA had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 1-0-0 and wound up as 87th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MACHEESEMO really go 
up by 77?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ANGELIC 
KNIGHTS 7 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 90th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--SAVAGE HORDE got 0-1-0 
and dropped 17.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did DEVIATION XLII really go up by 40?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in TIME OUT OF MIND 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  
MOTORCADE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 95th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--SIAMESE DREAM got 
0-1-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how 
far can one team drop in one round?  TALKING BOOK dropped 16, which I think's more 
than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
ENTER THE WU again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--TRAINING FIELD 20 got 0-1-0 
and dropped 72.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can 
one team drop in one round?  CLASSIC ROCK dropped 63, which I think's more than all 
the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 really go up 
by 53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ROOKIE 
KNIGHTS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
109th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did EASTER FROM HELL really go up by 12?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in AL BUMS X again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  DEVIATION XXI had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 113th team!  Really, just how far can one team drop 
in one round?  DEVIATION XXIX dropped 53, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--VIOLENCE UNLEASHED 
got 0-1-0 and dropped 68.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did SCUM SMASHERS really go up by 28?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  
ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 dropped 64, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in STORMY'S TROOPERS L again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-2-0 and wound up as 123rd team! 
I couldn't believe it.  Did STORMY'S TROOPERS really go up by 24?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen 
to this--IT WAS WRITTEN got 0-2-0 and dropped 73.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  STORMY'S TROOPERS J 
dropped 61, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in HOORAY BEER again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  OTTODROME 24 had like a really albendranius week! 
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 129th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
PENNED IN really go up by 19?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... 
Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--TRAINING FIELD 2 got 0-1-0 
and dropped 75.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  LICENSED TO ILL had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 133rd team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did THE KINKS really go up by 20?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  AL BUMS XI had like a really albendranius week! 
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 136th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  TRAINING FIELD 16 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 158th team!  MVP award for POMPEII?  DEVIATION D's proud 
of him after beating SHISH K BOB and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer major upsets! 
SHISH K BOB's match with POMPEII cost him a loss of 19 points!  What a putz!  GEEZER 
fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one 
said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in HIRED GOON's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't SUE WEEEEE fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  SUPE FORCES AA06 was BLACKSTONE's 
most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what STATES OF MIND's 
been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from SUPE FORCES AA06, 
that's fer sher.  Like, is HIRED GOON popular, or what?  He was challenged the most 
in all of BLACKSTONE!  He's got a 12-4-1, is that good?  People were asking me did 
NUTCRACKER REALLY challenge JUNGLE BOOGIE?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it 
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but JUNGLE BOOGIE wants me 
to write about it since he lost to NUTCRACKER.  Satisfied?  TEARJERKER must not be a 
good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged GUILLOTINE.  8 is a big 
difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought TEARJERKER showed great 
skill and promise when it bested GUILLOTINE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because LOCKED 
AND LOADED had 16-2-0 was no reason for DEVIATION IIB to send him to the Dark Arena!  
Stop it!  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending 
them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with LOCKED AND LOADED's 16-2-0, DEVIATION IIB? 
What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when 
BARETTA NANO killed KINETIC POTENTIAL.  So he had a 5-5-0, that's no excuse!  
NEVERMIND let MURDEROUS PAINGUIN of FURRY FURY 11-03 kill LITHIUM unpunished.  That's 
really low.  (Even if LITHIUM was kind of a jerk...) Hey you guys, don't you think 
your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  BLACKSTONE is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIRED GOON 4856              12   4  1 131         DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BADGER 5186             20  12  2 124         FURRY FURY (991)          
-GEEZER 20642                 11   1    113         GETTING OLD (3683)        
 SKULLWUNNY 19084             19  25    105         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737     15   7    103         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
-IGNORE AMOS 26488             8   2    100         OTTODROME 64 (4701)       
 STILL SHADE 8376             11   1  1  99         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
 SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362       15  13     98         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 LAZY CRIMINAL 18259           7   8     97         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-GENKI 16609                   9   3     94         SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   
 POMPEII 13227                 9   5     94         DEVIATION D (2326)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192       9   6     94         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
 THONKORON 19064              19  25     92         HALFWITS (3378)           
 NELCH 19062                  17  27  1  91         HALFWITS (3378)           
 ONE MOMENT 8390               7  12     91         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MURDEROUS PAINGUIN 21439     11   8  1  90         FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   
 SUE WEEEEE 16471              8   6     89         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 COME GET SOME 26614           7   3     88         DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     
 LUNKPOOF 19085               18  26     85         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 ILLMATIC 23373               11  14  1  84         AL BUMS (4135)            
-NO GAG REFLEX 19662           6   5     84         IAN (3492)                
 TWITPIN 19066                10  34  1  83         MEANIES (3379)            
 HARBINGER FROG 11369         10  15     82         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 CLOTMUCK 19067               15  29     80         MEANIES (3379)            
-MY WAR 23387                 13   9  2  80         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
 B. ETERNAL FROG 20267        10   2     77         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 BONAFIDE QUALIFIED 26724      7   1     77         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 SERVICE STATION 19661         8   1     76         IAN (3492)                
-STRUTS 19646                  6   2  1  76         SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   
-KYN 24778                     6   2     76         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
 SATANIC BUNNY 31127           6   4  3  74         EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   
 HNIC 23372                   11  19     72         AL BUMS (4135)            
 BLUE OYSTER 16749             5   4     72         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 SHISH K BOB 24276             7   3     71         VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301) 
-REASONABLE DOUBT 23390        8   3     68         AL BUMS V (4139)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUP 23398                   12  18     66         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-LEGAL MAN 26722               7   3     66         B + S (4440)              
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811       0   1     66         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 BARETTA NANO 27549            6   1  1  65         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
-DUTS 24988                    6   6     65         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396           12  19     64         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            8  36     64         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-MOVING IN STEREO 26623        6   2     64         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 PURE GUAVA 23404             11  20  1  63         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 HIGHER GROUND 26799           5   2     63         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
-UKULELE 19649                 4   6     63         SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  
 FUNKY MONK 26803              6   2  1  62         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
-SEX PACKETS 24985             7   5     61         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 TUXICITY 23405               12  15     60         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 CRYSTAL SHIP 25019           12  11     59         THE DOORS (4445)          
 NUTCRACKER 19589              3   4     59         SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      
-GOD'S SON 23391               6   4     57         AL BUMS V (4139)          
-JAY-Z 25094                   6   1     57         ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        
-WILDLING 24439                5   1     57         SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    
 ROCK WITH YOU 26806           5   0     57         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
 SHADOW 26165                  4   5     57         LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  
 SOFT KITTY 26385              4   1     57         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REGULATE 23401               10  20     56         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 AMERICAN MUSIC 25026          7   4     56         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
-TIO 24789                     5   1     56         SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870       13  13  2  54         AL BUMS (4135)            
 LOOKING IN 24973             10  14     54         AL BUMS X (4436)          
 MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106         5   2     54         SLOWHAND (4462)           
 FIDDLESTICKS 27559            4   2     54         ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     
-SLAM BAM YAMS 26132           4   0     54         TURKEY DAY HORROR (4647)  
 OFF THE WALL 26807            6   1     52         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
 NEVERMIND 23395               7  10  2  51         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-THESE EYES 25051              6   4     51         THE GUESS WHO (4451)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIRDHOUSE 25955               5   0  1  51         FLOOD (4618)              
 FEZZIK 26378                  4   3     51         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
 PARKWAY 201                   3   0     51         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)     
 MC REN 27222                  5   0     50         N.W.A. (4830)             
 JIMMY WIN 30898               3   0     49         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 ORIGINAL SIN 30743            7   2     48         DEVIATION XL (5420)       
 FERAL 239                     4   2     48         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)     
 RANTKIN 17832                 4   3     48         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 TOO HIGH 26783                5   4     46         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 MIDNIGHT TOKER 26624          5   4     46         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 ADONIS DNA 22593              4   2     46         DEVIATION D (2326)        
 SUCCUBUS BLUE 27546           4   2     46         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
 RUBY SEES ALL 25086           3   3     46         MOTORCADE (4458)          
-SRISTOCRAT 7052               4   2     45         TOP OF THE LINE (1334)    
 KITTY 26333                   3   0     45         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     
 DOUBLE BARREL 24894           3   5     44         DEVIATION XXI (4420)      
-PAID IN FULL 23375            3   0     43         AL BUMS II (4136)         
-REPRESSION 26829              3   1  1  42         DARK B-SIDE (4757)        
 FALCON MILLENIUM 26643        3   1     42         STORMY'S TROOPERS L (4730)
 THE GNOME 26786               5   2     41         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
 VERTBURN 24760                3   2     41         OTTODROME 46 (4398)       
-LOUNGE ACT 25039              7  14  1  40         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 THE END 25016                 6  17     40         THE DOORS (4445)          
-JULIANNE 19630                5   7     40         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-HAIRY 367                     2   1     40         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     
 JUNGLE BOOGIE 26636           5   4     39         STORMY'S TROOPERS J (4728)
 GIMME SHELTER 29569           4   5  1  39         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-STEEL LION 29033              4   0     39         SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   
-POSSIBLY 9707                 3   0     39         MAYBE (1760)              
 THE SET UP 25947              8  14     38         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
-LETHAL INJECTION 24984        6  16     38         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 ROY G BIVENS 27231            6   2     38         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
 SOUND GARDEN 29038            3   5     37         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 GZA 27225                     5   1     36         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
 PEASANT WALKER 26699          5   3     36         B + S (4440)              
 BLUE DIAMOND 26727            3   5     36         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 26823           5   4     35         GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   
 DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029       4   1     35         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 PRODIGAL 26816                2   5     35         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
 BUBBLEGOOSE 29233             3   0     34         THE CARNIVAL (5180)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAS IS COMING 26692           5   4     33         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
 VANILLA SHEIKH 26522          4   1     33         KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    
 GUARD 134                     3   1     33         ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       
 TEARJERKER 4392               3   0     33         08JL25A (857)             
 SKITH 29269                   2   1     33         ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)  
 ESTATIC SLASHER 29045         2   3     33         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 BIG BROTHER 26814             4   4     32         TALKING BOOK (4754)       
 PICAPEPPA 32086               3   0     32         SAUCY (5638)              
 PAUL REVERE 27236             2   5  1  32         LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    
-ROOT DOWN 29134               4   3     31         ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  
 DOUBLE TROUBLE 31809          2   1     31         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
 DIPSO DOODLE 30949            3   0     30         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 MUY LOCO VATO 27410           2   4     30         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 EAGLEMAN 25101                1   1     30         COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)  
 LOVE SICK 29177               4   1     29         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 LOLA 25042                    3   6     29         THE KINKS (4450)          
 DRE DAY 29075                 3   4     29         THE CHRONIC (5148)        
-SILLY 213                     2   2     29         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     
 SNICKERS 90                   1   2     29         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)    
-GREEN GRASS 25437             3   5     28         SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   
 WET PAINT 30948               3   0     28         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TESSEN 25746                  2   0     28         TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)  
 FREE BIRD 29006               3   2     27         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
 RARE FLESH 21475              2   5     27         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 
-LAST STRAW 24737              2   3     27         OTTODROME 41 (4393)       
 KNOCK ME DOWN 26797           3   5     26         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
-MALT 26343                    2   0  1  26         TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)  
-BANNER 29495                  2   2     26         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
 PEARL JAM 29039               1   7     26         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
-CHAOTIC QUEEN 29615           2   1     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5236)
-KATANA 25735                  2   0     25         TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)  
 ALL STRIPPED DOWN 29191       1   4     25         BONE MACHINE (5171)       
 PHASE VI 24105                1   4     25         OTTODROME 24 (3425)       
-GRACEFUL KING 29619           1   2     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
 WHIP IT GOOD 14057            2   2     24         OTTODROME 10 (2482)       
-SHORTSWORD 25691              2   0     24         TRAINING FIELD 9 (4565)   
-CHERISH 4995                  1   1     24         08SP16A (955)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROOK 26318                    3   0  1  23         TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  
 SATISFIED SLASHER 31186       3   0  1  23         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
-TEMPLE 26355                  2   0  1  23         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 4 (33)     
-WATANBA 26321                 2   0     23         TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)  
 JERRY GARCIA 27232            2   5     23         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
-DOPALISCIOUS 29118            3   1     22         AQUEMINI (5157)           
 THE PLAGUE 26817              3   3     22         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
-ZOO STATION 29082             2   0  1  22         ACHTUNG BABY (5150)       
 ONE ARMED BANDIT 30551        2   1  1  22         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
-THE BEAST 30500               2   0     22         THE SCORE (5163)          
-SUNSHINE SUPERMAN 30942       2   0     22         D DAY (5448)              
-KATANA 25673                  2   0  1  21         TRAINING FIELD 6 (4562)   
 VARGOR 29394                  2   1     21         SAVAGE HORDE (5206)       
-JOHNNY BUTT 29170             2   1     21         SUBLIME (5167)            
-GAWTCHA 30546                 1   0     21         WRATHMEN 3 (5381)         
-CLOSER 29185                  1   0     21         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
 CHERUB ROCK 29155             3   1     20         SIAMESE DREAM (5164)      
-TESTIFY 29237                 2   2     20         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-10,000 MANIACS 31182          2   2     20         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
-NIKITTA 686                   1   1     20         ROOKIE LEGION X (133)     
 KILLMAN EDAM 30852            1   2     20         MACHEESEMO (5430)         
-DRIVE ON 29080                3   1     19         AMERICAN RECORDINGS (5149)
-FREAKIN FARKAS 27920          2   0     18         OTTODROME 70 (4956)       
-THE MYSTERY 29617             2   1     17         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
 HOT ROCKS 29567               2   3     17         AL BUMS XI (4437)         
-CORONA 32141                  1   1     17         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
 CYPHER 26337                  1   2     17         TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   
-DAVE 27245                    1   5     16         SAM & DAVE (4835)         
-TRANS-SAHARAN TRADE 26865     1   3     16         SUPERIOR FORCES 7-3 (4765)
-MANNEQUIN 30553               1   0     16         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
 BOTOX 15423                   1   1     16         OLDER (2725)              
 GUILLOTINE 29230              1   1     16         CUBAN LINX (5179)         
-NIMCHA 25754                  2   0     15         TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)  
-ATOMIC BUM 30856              1   1     15         MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  
-RANGE LIFE 29111              1   0     15         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-KARMA CHAMELEON 26634         1   6  1  14         STORMY'S TROOPERS J (4728)
-WAN 29268                     1   1  1   9         ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)  
-FLAIL 25653                   1   1      9         TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   
-CAT BURGLER 32218             1   0      9         INQUISITION 7125 (5662)   
 WATERORD 32004                0   3      9         PENNED IN (5622)          
-SOFA KNEE 30839               1   1      8         INJURY FAIL (5427)        
 DUE DATE 31162                1   0      8         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
-QUICKSAND! 30870              1   1      8         BAD SPOTS (5433)          
-PREMIER 30937                 1   1      8         THE PRODUCERS (5447)      
-MARK 30846                    1   1      8         PEEP SHOW (5429)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FURRY 366                     1   1      8         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     
-GRINS 26335                   1   1      8         TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)   
-WAITRESS 30889                1   1      8         SUNNY IN PHILLY (5437)    
-PIOUS MOREL 26359             1   0      7         OTTODROME 41 (4393)       
 RIP IT 2395                   0   1      7         08AP18M (472)             
-PET SEMATARY 30805            0   1      7         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
-JEZ 30847                     0   2      6         PEEP SHOW (5429)          
-ONE WON 19204                 0   1      5         ALL FOR ONE (3406)        
-BINDER 30806                  0   1      5         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
-MY WAVE 29198                 0   1      5         SUPERUNKNOWN (5173)       
 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 31812     0   1      5         DEVIATION XLIV (5589)     
-KIDNEY PUNCH 30875            0   1      3         CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        
 HICKMAN 32510                 0   1      1         REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)     
-XXXX 31965                    0   1      1         APRIL 1/2VII (5614)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      BIRDHOUSE 25955       114  NONE
REVEL 32712             0  1 0 ANGELIC KNIGHT  5183 BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
TIRETH 32711            0  1 0 ANGELIC KNIGHT  5183 BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
AFTER 10 BEERS! 21651   6  1 1 ANYTHING'S POSS 3869 TWITPIN 19066         112   
BAD DREAMS 31184        1  3 1 CLIVE'S NIGHTMA 3835 HIGH ELF              114  NONE
KINETIC POTENTI 26828   5  5 0 DARK B-SIDE 4757     BARETTA NANO 27549    114   
LOCKED AND LOAD 20445  16  3 0 DEVIATION IIB 3643   ARENAMASTER           114  NONE
FLORIDA? 26714          0  1 0 FOUNTAIN OF YOU 4615 SATISFIED SLASH 31186 113   
CHERRY BOMB 29036       3  2 1 FUNKY FOLK 2737      SATANIC BUNNY 31127   110  NOT REVENGED
LONG TOOTH 30770        0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
SCRUB A 31829           0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BLACK ORC             114  NONE
NO SUDS 32967           0  1 0 HOORAY BEER 5649     SPYMASTER             114  NONE
PBR ME 32143            0  1 0 HOORAY BEER 5649     ROOK 26318            111   
LITHIUM 25037           6  3 0 NEVERMIND 4449       MURDEROUS PAING 21439 110  NOT REVENGED
SHRIKE 26315            1  1 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 32  LOUNGE ACT 25039      113   
TRIAL 220               1  3 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 40  DARK CHAMPION         114  NONE
ROOKIE 32714            0  1 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 39  BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
GRUNK 32960             0  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 4888 MOUNTAIN TROLL        114  NONE
LOREM IPSUM 26632       4  2 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 4728 ILLMATIC 23373        111   
WALAK 32961             0  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 4730 WURM KIN              114  NONE
FRENZIED LIVIDI 29021   1  2 0 SUPE FORCES 1B0 5138 ONE ARMED BANDI 30551 113   
ANOTHER ONE 32970       0  1 0 THE HAPPY SLASH 5142 BLACK ORC             114  NONE
DEAD SLASHER 32969      0  1 0 THE HAPPY SLASH 5142 BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
SLIM 32715              0  1 0 TRAINING FIELD  4572 BANDIT PRINCE         114  NONE
GIRD 32710              0  1 0 TRAINING FIELD  4576 ARENAMASTER           114  NONE
LAST EXIT 29172         0  1 0 VITALOGY 5168        KATANA 25673          113   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it unless you really want
to or Deviation forces you to.  It exists only to convince Marma Duke that the
critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to print.  All aimed blows
have received a death modifier this turn and will have an increased chance to die.
Have a nice day.

     Clever.  Thanks for the chuckle.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOCKED AND LOADED was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BAD DREAMS was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TRIAL was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIRETH was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WALAK was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
GIRD was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
REVEL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SCRUB A was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
ROOKIE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SLIM was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ANOTHER ONE was dispatched by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO SUDS was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LONG TOOTH was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD SLASHER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GRUNK was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
ORIGINAL SIN was overpowered by HNIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NUTCRACKER devastated JUNGLE BOOGIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ALL STRIPPED DOWN was demolished by SUCCUBUS BLUE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SUE WEEEEE was overpowered by HIRED GOON in a 1 minute Challenge Title conflict.
SATANIC BUNNY was overpowered by LAZY CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COME GET SOME was bested by SKULLWUNNY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
POMPEII handily defeated SHISH K BOB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PARTIES AT ADAM'S viciously subdued NELCH in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
BLUE OYSTER overpowered SMOOCHIEBUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MIDNIGHT TOKER defeated VERTBURN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
KINETIC POTENTIAL was butchered by BARETTA NANO in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SHADOW demolished THE SET UP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ADONIS DNA won victory over DANCE BLANK DANCE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
CHERUB ROCK was devastated by DOUBLE BARREL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ONE ARMED BANDIT was overpowered by GIMME SHELTER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLUE DIAMOND beat WHIP IT GOOD in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MUY LOCO VATO overpowered THE PLAGUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PHASE VI overpowered CYPHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TEARJERKER overpowered GUILLOTINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DOUBLE TROUBLE handily defeated JERRY GARCIA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PICAPEPPA savagely defeated PEARL JAM in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
STILL SHADE defeated BONAFIDE QUALIFIED in a 3 minute one-sided match.
SELF SHADOWSTAFF defeated TWITPIN in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's fight.
LUCKY BROWN SEVENS handily defeated HARBINGER FROG in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BLUE BADGER vanquished CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ASSISTANT MANAGER was subdued by B. ETERNAL FROG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
THONKORON viciously subdued SOUP in a exciting 4 minute bloody veteran's fight.
LUNKPOOF demolished EXECUTIVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERVICE STATION overpowered LOOKING IN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE MOMENT handily defeated AMERICAN MUSIC in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
ILLMATIC overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUPERUNKNOWN won victory over FALCON MILLENIUM in a 3 minute struggle.
CRYSTAL SHIP demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
40 OZ TO FREEDOM was overcome by FIDDLESTICKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
TUXICITY handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
PURE GUAVA demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
MEAN OLD FRISCO overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
BIRDHOUSE easily killed FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEVERMIND lost to KITTY in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
KINGPIN was overpowered by RANTKIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SOUND GARDEN was overpowered by ROCK WITH YOU in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SOFT KITTY handily defeated EAGLEMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOO HIGH savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody battle.
GZA was overpowered by PARKWAY in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HIGHER GROUND demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
FUNKY MONK overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
OFF THE WALL overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BIG BROTHER was handily defeated by FERAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PRODIGAL was luckily beaten by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
ROY G BIVENS was savagely defeated by FEZZIK in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
MC REN outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a slow 17 minute struggle.
BOOZEFIGHTERS beat BOTOX in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
KNOCK ME DOWN lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute duel.
PAUL REVERE was overpowered by ESTATIC SLASHER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GNOME outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd boring 17 minute melee.
PEASANT WALKER beat BLESSED SLASHER in a 3 minute battle.
NAS IS COMING was demolished by GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VANILLA SHEIKH defeated LOLA in a 1 minute contest.
FREE BIRD was savagely defeated by THE END in a 2 minute bloody duel.
DRE DAY was savagely defeated by SNICKERS in a exciting 6 minute gory match.
RUBY SEES ALL overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOVE SICK was viciously subdued by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute bloody match.
JIMMY WIN demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUBBLEGOOSE devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RARE FLESH was savagely defeated by SKITH in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT handily defeated HOT ROCKS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VARGOR lost to GUERILLA RADIO in a popular 5 minute fight.
KILLMAN EDAM handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
SUCH A SCREAM overcame CULT MEMBER in a 6 minute duel.
WET PAINT demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIPSO DOODLE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROOK subdued WATERORD in a 2 minute fight.
SATISFIED SLASHER handily defeated GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOBBIE overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's match.
HANDS beat HICKMAN in a 1 minute novice's match.
RIP IT was viciously subdued by DUE DATE in a action packed 3 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      34         STRIKING ATTACK  225 - 166 - 14      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         AIMED BLOW       195 - 198 -  5      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         LUNGING ATTACK   168 - 171 -  9      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         SLASHING ATTACK   91 -  95 -  5      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  13 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         WALL OF STEEL     62 -  72 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       90 - 115 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  45 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  56 -  2      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  40 -  2      22  |

Turn 114 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 11         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        19 - 15     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HIRED GOON 4856            12   4  1  131 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)
AIMED BLOW       BLUE BADGER 5186           20  12  2  124 FURRY FURY (991)
TOTAL PARRY      STILL SHADE 8376           11   1  1   99 KAOS AGAIN (1542)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362     15  13  0   98 KAOSTIC (1429)
LUNGING ATTACK   POMPEII 13227               9   5  0   94 DEVIATION D (2326)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUE WEEEEE 16471            8   6  0   89 STATES OF MIND (2910)
WALL OF STEEL    BLUE OYSTER 16749           5   4  0   72 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)
BASHING ATTACK   AMERICAN MUSIC 25026        7   4  0   56 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUNKPOOF 19085.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SNICKERS 90.  The ten other most popular fighters were SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362, 
SKITH 29269, PICAPEPPA 32086, TWITPIN 19066, THONKORON 19064, VARGOR 29394, NELCH 
19062, VERTBURN 24760, B. ETERNAL FROG 20267, and DUE DATE 31162.

The least popular fighter this week was THE GNOME 26786.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MC REN 27222, SUCH A SCREAM 29190, GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 31812, HOT ROCKS 
29567, FREE BIRD 29006, NAS IS COMING 26692, PAUL REVERE 27236, BIG BROTHER 26814, 
GZA 27225, and EAGLEMAN 25101.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LOCKED AND LOADED (84-20445) DEVIATION IIB