DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/04/2012    Duedate: 10/17/2012

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 115

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THONKORON
HALFWITS (3378)
(84-19064) [20-25-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THONKORON                      JAY-Z
HALFWITS (3378)                ROC-A-FELLA (4460)
(84-19064) [20-25-0,111]       (84-25094) [7-1-0,74]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LUNKPOOF                       BARBED STAR
TEENY BOPPERS (3382)           PHILANTHROPISTS 103 (5198)
(84-19085) [19-26-0,95]        (84-29355) [0-1-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BUSINESS CLASS (5753)         58 
2. THE DOORS (4445)              30    BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
3. DEVIATION XXI (4420)          29    Unchartered Team
4. I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)      24 
5. IAN (3492)                    22    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*THE CARNIVAL (5180)        5   0  0 100.   1/24*PEEP SHOW (5429)          5  1 0
 2- 4*SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)    4   0  0 100.   2/26 THE DOORS (4445)          5  1 0
 3- 5*BIRDEMIC (5439)            3   0  0 100.   3/ 8 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      5  4 0
 4- 8*08JL25A (857)              3   0  0 100.   4/ 5 OFF THE WALL (4753)       4  0 1
 5/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5202)  1   0  0 100.   5/ 1 IAN (3492)                4  0 0
 6/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS69 (1951)   1   0  0 100.   6/18 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     4  0 0
 7-14 GETTING OLD (3683)        11   1  0 91.7   7- 2 KAOSTIC (1429)            4  0 0
 8/ 1*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)       7   1  0 87.5   8/ 6 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       4  2 0
 9-16*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)     5   1  0 83.3   9/ 3*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 4  3 1
10/22*SIAMESE DREAM (5164)       4   1  0 80.0  30/130*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     4  4 0
11/17 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  11   3  2 78.6  11/ 7 AL BUMS (4135)            4  5 0
12-20 SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)    9   3  0 75.0  12/30 AL BUMS VI (4140)         4  5 0
13/24*ENTER THE WU (4831)        6   2  0 75.0  13/31*FLOOD (4618)              3  0 1
14/25*SLOWHAND (4462)            6   2  0 75.0  14/11 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     3  0 1
15/26*N.W.A. (4830)              6   2  0 75.0  15/16 B + S (4440)              3  0 0
16-21*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)       3   1  1 75.0  16/38*SLOWHAND (4462)           3  0 0
17/ 6*SAUCY (5638)               3   1  0 75.0  17/52 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  3  0 0
18/27 OFF THE WALL (4753)       14   5  1 73.7  18/ 9 INNERVISIONS (4748)       3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      25   9  0 73.5  19/10 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  3  0 0
20-23*SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)    5   2  0 71.4  20/53 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   3  0 0
21/30*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)    7   3  0 70.0  21/36*N.W.A. (4830)             3  0 0
22-28 VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301)  7   3  0 70.0  22/55 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 3  0 0
23/19*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749)  9   4  0 69.2  23/15*BONE MACHINE (5171)       3  1 0
24/39 INNERVISIONS (4748)       10   5  0 66.7  24/ 4*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      3  1 0
25-29 SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)    8   4  1 66.7  25-20*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     3  1 0
26/40*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)         8   4  0 66.7  26/17 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      3  2 0
27-32*KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)     4   2  0 66.7  27/28 STATES OF MIND (2910)     3  2 0
28/45*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149)  4   2  0 66.7  28/19 DEVIATION D (2326)        3  2 0
29-33*SAVAGE HORDE (5206)        2   1  0 66.7  29/60 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   3  3 0
30-35*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236)  2   1  0 66.7  30-29*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 3  6 1
31/10*LAST WALTZ (5441)          2   1  0 66.7  31/88*MACHEESEMO (5430)         2  0 0
32-36*COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)   2   1  0 66.7  32/ 0*OBG (5585)                2  0 0
33/82*08SP16A (955)              2   1  0 66.7  33/81*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149) 2  0 0
34-38 SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   11   6  0 64.7  34/95*MOTORCADE (4458)          2  0 0
35/41 IAN (3492)                16   9  0 64.0  35/71*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        2  0 0
36/43 EASTER FROM HELL (5482)    7   4  3 63.6  36-39*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  2  0 0
37-42*TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)   5   3  2 62.5  37-40*TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)  2  0 0
38/50*TALKING BOOK (4754)        9   6  0 60.0  38/42 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    2  0 0
39/54*FLOOD (4618)               6   4  1 60.0  39-59 SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  2  0 0
40-44*BATTLE OF LA (5181)        6   4  0 60.0  40-12 FURRY FURY (991)          2  0 0
41/68*PEEP SHOW (5429)           6   4  0 60.0  41-13 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         2  0 0
42/48 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     13   9  2 59.1  42-50*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)     2  0 0
43/58 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   10   7  0 58.8  43/51 DEVIATION XL (5420)       2  1 0
44/53 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 14  10  0 58.3  11/111 EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   2  1 0
45/37 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     11   8  0 57.9  45-58*KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    2  1 0
46-49 OTTODROME 64 (4701)        8   6  0 57.1  14/114 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     2  1 0
47/57 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)      8   6  0 57.1  47-61 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         2  2 0
48/47 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    19  15  0 55.9  25/125 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     2  3 0
49/70*MOTORCADE (4458)           5   4  0 55.6  49/25 AL BUMS IX (4438)         2  3 0
50/46*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 11   9  2 55.0  22/122 WEBL GREATS (4755)        2  3 0
51/63 DEVIATION XL (5420)       12  10  0 54.5  13/113*DEVIATION XXI (4420)      2  3 0
52-55*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   6   5  0 54.5  52/27 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      2  3 0
53/59 AL BUMS V (4139)          27  23  1 54.0  53/62 HALFWITS (3378)           2  4 0
54/66*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905)  7   6  1 53.8  54-65*TRAINING FIELD 6 (4562)   1  0 1
55-60 DARK B-SIDE (4757)         9   8  1 52.9  55-85 NEVERMIND (4449)          1  0 1
56/61 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      10   9  0 52.6  56-35*BIRDEMIC (5439)           1  0 0
57-64 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     11  10  0 52.4  57/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5202) 1  0 0
58/84 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     13  12  1 52.0  58-34*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236) 1  0 0
59/62 DEVIATION D (2326)        20  19  0 51.3  59-66*THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 1  0 0
60-65 AL BUMS II (4136)         11  11  1 50.0  60-33*THE CARNIVAL (5180)       1  0 0
61/87 THE KINKS (4450)           6   6  0 50.0  61-93*DEVIATION XLII (5588)     1  0 0
62-67*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)      6   6  0 50.0  62-76*TRAINING FIELD 9 (4565)   1  0 0
63/90 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)   5   5  0 50.0  63-70*TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)  1  0 0
64/91*THE CHRONIC (5148)         5   5  0 50.0  64-78*TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)  1  0 0
64/164*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)      4   4  0 50.0  65-73*SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    1  0 0
66/96*BONE MACHINE (5171)        4   4  0 50.0  66-54 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   1  0 0
67-69*OTTODROME 46 (4398)        4   4  0 50.0  67-37 OTTODROME 64 (4701)       1  0 0
68/52*TOP OF THE LINE (1334)     4   4  0 50.0  68-41*SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   1  0 0
69-71*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237)  3   3  0 50.0  69/72*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 1  0 0
30/130*MACHEESEMO (5430)          2   2  0 50.0  70-44*SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   1  0 0
71/34*D DAY (5448)               2   2  0 50.0  71-45 GETTING OLD (3683)        1  0 0
72-74*SUPERUNKNOWN (5173)        1   1  1 50.0  72/46 AL BUMS V (4139)          1  0 0
73-79*THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170)  1   1  0 50.0  73-47 SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   1  0 0
68/168*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)         1   1  0 50.0  74/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS69 (1951)  1  0 0
75-78*CUBAN LINX (5179)          1   1  0 50.0  75-49*08JL25A (857)             1  0 0
76/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5557)  1   1  0 50.0  76-84*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 4 (33)     1  0 0
77-81*OLDER (2725)               1   1  0 50.0  77-14*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      1  1 1
78-85 SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)   8   9  0 47.1  59/159*SAM & DAVE (4835)         1  1 1
79/88 AL BUMS X (4436)          19  22  0 46.3  79/32*SAUCY (5638)              1  1 0
80-86 FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   11  13  1 45.8  80-90*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)  1  1 0
04/104*SAM & DAVE (4835)          5   6  1 45.5  81-92*SAVAGE HORDE (5206)       1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/94 B + S (4440)              19  23  0 45.2  82-57*SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237) 1  1 0
83/95 AL BUMS XI (4437)         13  16  0 44.8  83/94*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   1  1 0
84/92 STATES OF MIND (2910)     16  20  0 44.4  46/146*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        1  1 0
85-89*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)   4   5  1 44.4  85/69*LAST WALTZ (5441)         1  1 0
07/107 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)    6   8  0 42.9  86-86*CUBAN LINX (5179)         1  1 0
87/73*CROOKED RAIN (5155)        3   4  0 42.9  87/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5557) 1  1 0
88/72*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730)  3   4  0 42.9  88-87*BATTLE OF LA (5181)       1  1 0
89-97*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)       3   4  0 42.9  36/136 AL BUMS XI (4437)         1  1 0
90-98*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)      3   4  0 42.9  90/99*TALKING BOOK (4754)       1  1 0
00/100 AL BUMS (4135)            41  55  4 42.7  91/98*SIAMESE DREAM (5164)      1  1 0
92-99 NEVERMIND (4449)          14  19  1 42.4  92/74*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 1  1 0
01-101 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    5   7  0 41.7  01-101*TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)  1  1 0
02-102 FURRY FURY (991)          22  31  2 41.5  94-56 DARK B-SIDE (4757)        1  1 0
95/93 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 11  16  2 40.7  95-97*COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)  1  1 0
03/103 HALFWITS (3378)           60  89  2 40.3  00/100*ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  1 0
23/123 WEBL GREATS (4755)         8  12  0 40.0  97/43 ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     1  1 0
05-105*DEVIATION XLII (5588)      2   3  0 40.0  63/163*THE CHRONIC (5148)        1  1 0
99/ 0*OBG (5585)                 2   3  0 40.0  99/79*CROOKED RAIN (5155)       1  1 0
06-106*SUBLIME (5167)             2   3  0 40.0  18-118*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      1  1 0
13/113 THE DOORS (4445)          23  36  0 39.0  01/48 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    1  1 0
08/108 AL BUMS VI (4140)         46  75  5 38.0  27-127*OTTODROME 10 (2482)       1  1 0
10-110*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)      6  10  0 37.5  07-107 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       1  1 0
34/134*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)     3   5  1 37.5  68/168*08SP16A (955)             1  1 0
11-111*SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)    3   5  0 37.5  08-108*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)    1  1 0
12-112*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)        3   5  0 37.5  09-109*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       1  1 0
14-114*OTTODROME 24 (3425)        4   7  0 36.4  10-110*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     1  1 0
15/115 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     14  25  0 35.9  20-120*OTTODROME 46 (4398)       1  2 0
17/117 AL BUMS IX (4438)         24  44  2 35.3  34/134 THE KINKS (4450)          1  2 0
16-116*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142)  7  13  1 35.0  12/112 AL BUMS X (4436)          1  2 0
20/120 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      59 111  0 34.7  33/133*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    1  2 0
19-119 AL BUMS VII (4141)        18  34  1 34.6  12-22 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     1  2 0
18/118 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       33  64  1 34.0  29-129*OTTODROME 24 (3425)       1  2 0
21-121 KAOSTIC (1429)            25  49  0 33.8  24-124*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  2 0
24/124*DEVIATION XXI (4420)       4   8  0 33.3  19-119*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)     1  2 0
26-126*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)      3   6  0 33.3  23-123*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 1  3 0
27-127*TRAINING FIELD 6 (4562)    2   4  1 33.3  21/121*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730) 1  4 0
28-128*TRAINING FIELD 9 (4565)    2   4  0 33.3  18-63*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141) 1  4 0
29-129*OTTODROME 10 (2482)        2   4  0 33.3  19/21 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     1  4 0
32-132*SUPE FORCES 1B07 (5138)    1   2  0 33.3  20/23 MEANIES (3379)            1  5 0
22/122 MEANIES (3379)            35  72  1 32.7  26/126 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 0  4 0
33-133 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       21  46  0 31.3  28-128*HOORAY BEER (5649)        0  3 0
35-135*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)   2   5  0 28.6  31/131*PENNED IN (5622)          0  3 0
37-137*TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)   2   5  0 28.6  24/ 0*I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  0  3 0
38-138*TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)   2   5  0 28.6  32-132*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   0  3 0
36-136*TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)   2   5  0 28.6  26/ 0*GOLDEN LOOMS (5761)       0  2 0
39-139 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         11  33  1 25.0  27/89*MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  0  2 0
31/131*MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)   1   3  0 25.0  49/149*DEVIATION XLIV (5589)     0  2 0
41-141*SUPERIOR FORCES 7- (4765)  1   3  0 25.0  29/91*D DAY (5448)              0  2 0
42-142*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835)  6  19  2 24.0  35-135*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)   0  2 0
43-143*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141)  7  24  1 22.6  31/ 0*BOOK BINGE (5756)         0  2 0
44-144 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)    6  21  0 22.2  32/ 0*TEAM TODD (5757)          0  2 0
45-145*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 4 (33)      2   7  1 22.2  33/ 0*AIN'T TALKIN' (5758)      0  2 0
47-147*TRAINING FIELD 27 (4583)   2   7  0 22.2  38-138*TRAINING FIELD 27 (4583)  0  2 0
48-148*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)   2   7  0 22.2  17-117 VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301) 0  2 0
46-146*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)    2   7  0 22.2  44-144*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 (40)     0  2 0
51/151 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)     5  18  0 21.7  48-148*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)  0  1 0
49/149 ANCIENT CURSES (4890)      4  16  0 20.0  38/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5200) 0  1 0
50-150*CLASSIC ROCK (4889)        3  13  0 18.7  55-155*REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)     0  1 0
52-152*HOORAY BEER (5649)         2   9  0 18.2  40/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5201) 0  1 0
54-154*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)   1   5  1 16.7  41/ 0*TEAM MIKE (5755)          0  1 0
55-155*ROOKIE LEGION X (133)      1   5  0 16.7  42/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5198) 0  1 0
56-156 GRIMM WAIT (1545)          8  42  0 16.0  50-150*APRIL 1/2VII (5614)       0  1 0
57-157*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)    1   6  0 14.3  45-145*VITALOGY (5168)           0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
58-158*TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)    1   6  0 14.3  51-151*SUPERUNKNOWN (5173)       0  1 0
59-159*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)     1   6  0 14.3  46/ 0*JOKER MEN (5760)          0  1 0
60-160*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 (32)      1   6  0 14.3  37-137*SUPERIOR FORCES 7- (4765) 0  1 0
61-161*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 (40)      1   8  0 11.1  62-162*TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)   0  1 0
62-162*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)   0   6  0  0.0  39-139*SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   0  1 0
63/163*PENNED IN (5622)           0   5  0  0.0  02-102*CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       0  1 0
51/ 0*I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)   0   3  0  0.0  51-96 SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   0  1 0
52/ 0*GOLDEN LOOMS (5761)        0   2  0  0.0  40-140*SUPE FORCES 1B07 (5138)   0  1 0
66/166*DEVIATION XLIV (5589)      0   2  0  0.0  03-103*SUBLIME (5167)            0  1 0
54/ 0*BOOK BINGE (5756)          0   2  0  0.0  56-156*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  0  1 0
55/ 0*TEAM TODD (5757)           0   2  0  0.0  58-158*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)  0  1 0
56/ 0*AIN'T TALKIN' (5758)       0   2  0  0.0  41-141 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   0  1 0
57/ 0*TEAM MIKE (5755)           0   1  0  0.0  04-104 SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   0  1 0
58/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5198)  0   1  0  0.0  05-105 FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   0  1 0
59/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5200)  0   1  0  0.0  06-106 AL BUMS II (4136)         0  1 0
67-167*APRIL 1/2VII (5614)        0   1  0  0.0  43-143 AL BUMS VII (4141)        0  1 0
65-165*VITALOGY (5168)            0   1  0  0.0  61/ 0*ROOKIE CRUE 5 (4194)      0  1 0
62/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5201)  0   1  0  0.0  66-166*OLDER (2725)              0  1 0
69-169*REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)      0   1  0  0.0  67-167*ALL FOR ONE (3406)        0  1 0
64/ 0*JOKER MEN (5760)           0   1  0  0.0  64/83*TOP OF THE LINE (1334)    0  1 0
65/ 0*ROOKIE CRUE 5 (4194)       0   1  0  0.0  69-169*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 (32)     0  1 0
70-170*ALL FOR ONE (3406)         0   1  0  0.0  70-170*ROOKIE LEGION X (133)     0  1 0
71-171*08AP18M (472)              0   1  0  0.0  71-171*08AP18M (472)             0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out BLACKSTONE to 
see what's new.  PEEP SHOW had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
2-0-0 and wound up as 1st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE DOORS really go up 
by 24?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEVIATION 
BLUE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 
6th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BUSINESS CLASS really go up by 120?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  AL BUMS VI had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 12th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did FLOOD really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  SLOWHAND had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 16th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did LORDS OF DARKNESS 
really go up by 35?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
GREAT LAKES WEBL had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 20th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did N.W.A. really go up by 15?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MORALS W/ METAPHORS had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 22nd team!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in DRUNK DRAWING again!  Didja see where 
they got 1-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
RAINBOW DREAMERS really go up by 31?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  MACHEESEMO had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 31st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did AMERICAN RECORDINGS 
really go up by 48?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
MOTORCADE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 34th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ROC-A-FELLA really go up by 36?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  EASTER FROM HELL had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 44th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did DEVIATION XXIX really go up by 68?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  IT WAS WRITTEN had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 48th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--AL BUMS IX got 1-1-0 and dropped 24.  Didn't see 
much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WEBL GREATS really go up 
by 72?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEVIATION XXI 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 51st 
team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  DEVIATION IIB dropped 
25, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in AL BUMS V again!  Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SAM & DAVE really go up by 81? 
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a 
real loser?  Listen to this--SAUCY got 0-1-0 and dropped 47.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  TIME OUT OF MIND had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 83rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did CHEAP SHOTS 
really go up by 62?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in LAST WALTZ again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  AL BUMS XI had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 89th team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  PIPER AT THE GATES dropped 18, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--ANCIENT CURSES got 0-1-0 and dropped 54.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE CHRONIC really go up by 65?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in CROOKED RAIN again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--DEVIATION 
BROWN got 0-1-0 and dropped 53.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  08SP16A 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 104th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE KINKS really go up by 25?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  LICENSED TO ILL had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 111th team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  VIOLENT FEMMES dropped 98, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--MEANIES got 0-2-0 and dropped 97.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in MADHATTIN PROJECT again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did DEVIATION XLIV really go up by 21?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  D DAY dropped 
38, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--TOP OF THE LINE got 0-1-0 and dropped 81.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  MVP award for CEO?  BUSINESS CLASS' proud of him after 
beating JASKA and getting 35 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  POMPEII got 
smashed by SERVICE STATION, and lost 17 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop 
just cause he's Number One!  HIGH ELF knows this.  He was Dark Arena Challenged by 
the Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  HIRED GOON stopped HIGH ELF 
dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said BLACKSTONE's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of BATTLE FROGS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MORALS W/ 
METAPHORS?  BATTLE FROGS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!  Can DEVIATION BLUE's BLUE OYSTER be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  PARTIES AT ADAM'S must not be 
a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged TWITPIN.  11 is a big 
difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought PARTIES AT ADAM'S showed 
great skill and promise when he subdued TWITPIN.  All right, so I slept through it!  
Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Like, who is this guy???  HIRED GOON gets sent to the Dark Arena, 
battles HIGH ELF, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet DUNGEON CELL 27 manager is 
surprised!  Ooh!  The suspense is killing me!  ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE has like just one 
turn to Bloodfeud TWITPIN of MEANIES!  Will they do it???  Fight, fight, fight.  Is 
that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THONKORON 19064              20  25    111         HALFWITS (3378)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GEEZER 20642                 11   1    113         GETTING OLD (3683)        
 COME GET SOME 26614           8   3    101         DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     
-IGNORE AMOS 26488             8   2    100         OTTODROME 64 (4701)       
-STILL SHADE 8376             11   1  1  99         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
-SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362       15  13     98         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 SERVICE STATION 19661         9   1     98         IAN (3492)                
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192      10   6     97         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
-LAZY CRIMINAL 18259           7   8     97         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 LUNKPOOF 19085               19  26     95         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-GENKI 16609                   9   3     94         SUPE FORCES AA06 (2936)   
 NELCH 19062                  17  28  1  92         HALFWITS (3378)           
-ONE MOMENT 8390               7  12     91         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MURDEROUS PAINGUIN 21439     11   8  1  90         FURRY FURY 11-03 (3828)   
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737     15   8     87         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
-NO GAG REFLEX 19662           6   5     84         IAN (3492)                
 HNIC 23372                   12  19     83         AL BUMS (4135)            
 TWITPIN 19066                10  35  1  83         MEANIES (3379)            
-HARBINGER FROG 11369         10  15     82         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 SUE WEEEEE 16471              8   7     82         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 SATANIC BUNNY 31127           7   4  3  82         EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   
 BLUE OYSTER 16749             6   4     82         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 CLOTMUCK 19067               15  30     81         MEANIES (3379)            
-B. ETERNAL FROG 20267        10   2     77         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 REASONABLE DOUBT 23390        9   3     77         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 POMPEII 13227                 9   6     77         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-STRUTS 19646                  6   2  1  76         SUPE FORCES 6A12 (3489)   
-KYN 24778                     6   2     76         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
 ILLMATIC 23373               11  15  1  74         AL BUMS (4135)            
 JAY-Z 25094                   7   1     74         ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        
 HIGHER GROUND 26799           6   2     74         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
 CRYSTAL SHIP 25019           13  11     73         THE DOORS (4445)          
 SOUP 23398                   13  18     71         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-SHISH K BOB 24276             7   3     71         VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301) 
 BONAFIDE QUALIFIED 26724      7   2     69         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
 SHADOW 26165                  5   5     69         LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            8  37     65         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
-BARETTA NANO 27549            6   1  1  65         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
 SOFT KITTY 26385              5   1     65         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 FUNKY MONK 26803              7   2  1  64         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
-MOVING IN STEREO 26623        6   2     64         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 SUPERUNKNOWN 23396           12  20     63         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-UKULELE 19649                 4   6     63         SUPE FORCES 1A07A (3490)  
 OFF THE WALL 26807            7   1  1  62         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
 SEX PACKETS 24985             7   6     62         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 LOOKING IN 24973             11  14     60         AL BUMS X (4436)          
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870       14  13  2  59         AL BUMS (4135)            
 MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106         6   2     59         SLOWHAND (4462)           
 ROCK WITH YOU 26806           6   0     59         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
-NUTCRACKER 19589              3   4     59         SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811       0   2     59         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 ORIGINAL SIN 30743            8   2     58         DEVIATION XL (5420)       
 BIRDHOUSE 25955               6   0  1  57         FLOOD (4618)              
-WILDLING 24439                5   1     57         SONG FIRE ICE 5 (4334)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUBY SEES ALL 25086           4   3     57         MOTORCADE (4458)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REGULATE 23401               10  20     56         AL BUMS VII (4141)        
 THE END 25016                 7  17     56         THE DOORS (4445)          
-TIO 24789                     5   1     56         SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   
 PURE GUAVA 23404             11  21  1  55         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 NAS IS COMING 26692           6   4     53         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
 TOO HIGH 26783                6   4     53         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 GIMME SHELTER 29569           5   5  1  53         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 DOUBLE BARREL 24894           4   5     53         DEVIATION XXI (4420)      
 TUXICITY 23405               12  16     52         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 NEVERMIND 23395               7  11  2  52         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 AMERICAN MUSIC 25026          7   5     52         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 MC REN 27222                  6   0     52         N.W.A. (4830)             
 PAUL REVERE 27236             3   5  1  52         LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    
 ADONIS DNA 22593              5   2     51         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-FEZZIK 26378                  4   3     51         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
-PARKWAY 201                   3   0     51         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)     
 BIG BROTHER 26814             5   4     50         TALKING BOOK (4754)       
-JIMMY WIN 30898               3   0     49         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 BLUE DIAMOND 26727            4   5     48         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 FIDDLESTICKS 27559            4   3     48         ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     
-FERAL 239                     4   2     48         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)     
-RANTKIN 17832                 4   3     48         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
-MIDNIGHT TOKER 26624          5   4     46         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 PRODIGAL 26816                3   5     46         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
 GZA 27225                     6   1     45         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
 PEASANT WALKER 26699          6   3     45         B + S (4440)              
 WET PAINT 30948               4   0     45         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-KITTY 26333                   3   0     45         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     
 ROY G BIVENS 27231            7   2     44         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 26823           6   4     44         GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   
 LOVE SICK 29177               5   1     41         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
-VERTBURN 24760                3   2     41         OTTODROME 46 (4398)       
-LOUNGE ACT 25039              7  14  1  40         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-JULIANNE 19630                5   7     40         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
 JUNGLE BOOGIE 26636           5   5     40         STORMY'S TROOPERS J (4728)
-HAIRY 367                     2   1     40         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     
 THE SET UP 25947              8  15     39         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
-STEEL LION 29033              4   0     39         SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   
-LETHAL INJECTION 24984        6  16     38         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 FALCON MILLENIUM 26643        3   2     38         STORMY'S TROOPERS L (4730)
 SRISTOCRAT 7052               4   3     37         TOP OF THE LINE (1334)    
 SUCCUBUS BLUE 27546           4   3     37         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
-SOUND GARDEN 29038            3   5     37         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 THE GNOME 26786               5   3     36         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
 DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029       4   2     36         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 CHERISH 4995                  2   1     36         08SP16A (955)             
 LOLA 25042                    4   6     35         THE KINKS (4450)          
 CEO 32817                     1   0     35         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-BUBBLEGOOSE 29233             3   0     34         THE CARNIVAL (5180)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VANILLA SHEIKH 26522          4   1     33         KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    
-GUARD 134                     3   1     33         ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       
-TEARJERKER 4392               3   0     33         08JL25A (857)             
-SKITH 29269                   2   1     33         ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)  
-ESTATIC SLASHER 29045         2   3     33         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 DRE DAY 29075                 4   4     32         THE CHRONIC (5148)        
 ALL STRIPPED DOWN 29191       2   4     32         BONE MACHINE (5171)       
 CHERUB ROCK 29155             4   1     31         SIAMESE DREAM (5164)      
 THE PLAGUE 26817              4   3     31         WEBL GREATS (4755)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 31809          2   1     31         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
-MUY LOCO VATO 27410           2   4     30         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-EAGLEMAN 25101                1   1     30         COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)  
 CHUGGINGTON 27642             4   3     29         INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 
 HOT ROCKS 29567               3   3     29         AL BUMS XI (4437)         
-SILLY 213                     2   2     29         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     
-SNICKERS 90                   1   2     29         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)    
-GREEN GRASS 25437             3   5     28         SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   
-TESSEN 25746                  2   0     28         TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)  
-FREE BIRD 29006               3   2     27         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
 KNOCK ME DOWN 26797           3   6     27         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
 JERRY GARCIA 27232            3   5     27         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
-RARE FLESH 21475              2   5     27         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 
 KILLMAN EDAM 30852            2   2     27         MACHEESEMO (5430)         
-MALT 26343                    2   0  1  26         TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)  
-PEARL JAM 29039               1   7     26         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 DRIVE ON 29080                4   1     25         AMERICAN RECORDINGS (5149)
 DIPSO DOODLE 30949            3   1     25         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 DAVE 27245                    2   5  1  25         SAM & DAVE (4835)         
-CHAOTIC QUEEN 29615           2   1     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5236)
-KATANA 25735                  2   0     25         TRAINING FIELD 18 (4574)  
-PHASE VI 24105                1   4     25         OTTODROME 24 (3425)       
-GRACEFUL KING 29619           1   2     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
-WHIP IT GOOD 14057            2   2     24         OTTODROME 10 (2482)       
-SHORTSWORD 25691              2   0     24         TRAINING FIELD 9 (4565)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROOK 26318                    3   0  1  23         TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  
-SATISFIED SLASHER 31186       3   0  1  23         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 PICAPEPPA 32086               3   1     23         SAUCY (5638)              
-TEMPLE 26355                  2   0  1  23         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 4 (33)     
-WATANBA 26321                 2   0     23         TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)  
-ONE ARMED BANDIT 30551        2   1  1  22         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
-KATANA 25673                  2   0  1  21         TRAINING FIELD 6 (4562)   
-VARGOR 29394                  2   1     21         SAVAGE HORDE (5206)       
-JOHNNY BUTT 29170             2   1     21         SUBLIME (5167)            
-CLOSER 29185                  1   0     21         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
 NOMAZD 10788                  1   0     21         PHILANTHROPISTS69 (1951)  
-TESTIFY 29237                 2   2     20         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-NIKITTA 686                   1   1     20         ROOKIE LEGION X (133)     
-THE MYSTERY 29617             2   1     17         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
-CYPHER 26337                  1   2     17         TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   
-TRANS-SAHARAN TRADE 26865     1   3     16         SUPERIOR FORCES 7-3 (4765)
-BOTOX 15423                   1   1     16         OLDER (2725)              
-GUILLOTINE 29230              1   1     16         CUBAN LINX (5179)         
-NIMCHA 25754                  2   0     15         TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)  
 KIDNEY PUNCH 30875            1   1     14         CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        
 LYVIA SPRING 31576            1   0     14         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (5557)
 HOMECOMING QUEEN 31792        1   0     10         OBG (5585)                
 WATERORD 32004                0   4     10         PENNED IN (5622)          
-WAN 29268                     1   1  1   9         ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)  
-FLAIL 25653                   1   1      9         TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   
 SHINE 29375                   1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS 108 (5202)
 RUNAWAY 31791                 1   0      9         OBG (5585)                
-DUE DATE 31162                1   0      8         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 RANGE LIFE 29111              1   1      8         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-FURRY 366                     1   1      8         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     
-GRINS 26335                   1   1      8         TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)   
 BARBED STAR 29355             0   1      7         PHILANTHROPISTS 103 (5198)
-RIP IT 2395                   0   1      7         08AP18M (472)             
 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 31812     0   2      6         DEVIATION XLIV (5589)     
 NIGEL 29371                   0   1      5         PHILANTHROPISTS 107 (5201)
-ONE WON 19204                 0   1      5         ALL FOR ONE (3406)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MY WAVE 29198                 0   1      5         SUPERUNKNOWN (5173)       
 JASKA 29369                   0   1      5         PHILANTHROPISTS 106 (5200)
-HICKMAN 32510                 0   1      1         REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)     
 DA1 23678                     0   1      1         ROOKIE CRUE 5 (4194)      
-XXXX 31965                    0   1      1         APRIL 1/2VII (5614)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      DAVE 27245            115  NONE
THE USEROUS MERC        0  0 0                      OFF THE WALL 26807    115  NONE
WORLD OF WOE 32844      0  1 0 AIN'T TALKIN' 5758   BANDIT PRINCE         115  NONE
YON COOL 32843          0  1 0 AIN'T TALKIN' 5758   DARK CHAMPION         115  NONE
AFTER 10 BEERS! 21651   6  1 1 ANYTHING'S POSS 3869 TWITPIN 19066         112   
CANTERBEERY TAL 32835   0  1 0 BOOK BINGE 5756      STONE GOLEM           115  NONE
YEAST OF EDEN 32832     0  1 0 BOOK BINGE 5756      BANDIT PRINCE         115  NONE
KINETIC POTENTI 26828   5  5 0 DARK B-SIDE 4757     BARETTA NANO 27549    114   
BAD BAD BAD 32698       0  1 0 DEVIATION D 2326     WURM KIN              115  NONE
BAD NEWS CANT L 24892   0  1 0 DEVIATION XXI 4420   BLACK ORC             115  NONE
MANDATORY ENDOF 32699   0  1 0 DEVIATION XXI 4420   ARENAMASTER           115  NONE
FLORIDA? 26714          0  1 0 FOUNTAIN OF YOU 4615 SATISFIED SLASH 31186 113   
IMMORTAL SHRINE 32861   0  1 0 GOLDEN LOOMS 5761    SPYMASTER             115  NONE
LOTUS FLOWER 32860      0  1 0 GOLDEN LOOMS 5761    MOUNTAIN TROLL        115  NONE
PBR ME 32143            0  1 0 HOORAY BEER 5649     ROOK 26318            111  NOT REVENGED
CHILD'S BALLOON 32848   0  1 0 I'M ONLY BLEEDI 5759 MOUNTAIN TROLL        115  NONE
FOREIGN SOUND 32852     0  1 0 I'M ONLY BLEEDI 5759 ARENAMASTER           115  NONE
ROARING PITY 32847      0  1 0 I'M ONLY BLEEDI 5759 SPYMASTER             115  NONE
DREAM TWISTER 32856     0  1 0 JOKER MEN 5760       SPYMASTER             115  NONE
SHRIKE 26315            1  1 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 32  LOUNGE ACT 25039      113   
BAGGETTE 31580          0  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 5557 HIGH ELF              115  NONE
LOREM IPSUM 26632       4  2 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 4728 ILLMATIC 23373        111  NOT REVENGED
MIME CORNER 26633       1  1 1 STORMY'S TROOPE 4728 SHEWISH GIANT         115  NONE
FRENZIED LIVIDI 29021   1  2 0 SUPE FORCES 1B0 5138 ONE ARMED BANDI 30551 113   
CONSIDERATE 32827       0  1 0 TEAM MIKE 5755       SPYMASTER             115  NONE
ATHELETE 32837          0  1 0 TEAM TODD 5757       BANDIT PRINCE         115  NONE
GENTLE 32839            0  1 0 TEAM TODD 5757       WURM KIN              115  NONE
LAST EXIT 29172         0  1 0 VITALOGY 5168        KATANA 25673          113   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIRED GOON butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MIME CORNER was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
IMMORTAL SHRINE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DREAM TWISTER was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FOREIGN SOUND was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
BAD BAD BAD was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
CONSIDERATE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YEAST OF EDEN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BAD NEWS CANT LOSE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BAGGETTE was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
CANTERBEERY TALES was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHILD'S BALLOON was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MANDATORY ENDOFSTORY was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
LOTUS FLOWER was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
WORLD OF WOE was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
YON COOL was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
GENTLE was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ATHELETE was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
ROARING PITY was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOUBLE BARREL viciously subdued THE GNOME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
ORIGINAL SIN overcame FIDDLESTICKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
PARTIES AT ADAM'S bested TWITPIN in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
SUE WEEEEE was demolished by SKULLWUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
COME GET SOME overpowered NELCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLUE OYSTER bested CLOTMUCK in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
HIGHER GROUND demolished SMOOCHIEBUMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SHADOW vanquished TUXICITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
PEASANT WALKER luckily beat FALCON MILLENIUM in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
DANCE BLANK DANCE was viciously subdued by ADONIS DNA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BLUE DIAMOND overpowered THE SET UP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AMERICAN MUSIC lost to SOFT KITTY in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
GZA overcame JUNGLE BOOGIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
RUBY SEES ALL vanquished SUCCUBUS BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
POMPEII was overpowered by SERVICE STATION in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
LUCKY BROWN SEVENS was demolished by THONKORON in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BONAFIDE QUALIFIED was beaten by HNIC in a 1 minute bout.
LUNKPOOF overpowered ILLMATIC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REASONABLE DOUBT viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
SATANIC BUNNY demolished ASSISTANT MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FUNKY MONK savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
PURE GUAVA was demolished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SOUP vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEX PACKETS lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute master's bout.
SUPERUNKNOWN was narrowly defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute competition.
CRYSTAL SHIP beat M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute fight.
ROCK WITH YOU savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute duel.
JAY-Z demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
CFO handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
EXECUTIVE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BIRDHOUSE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MEAN OLD FRISCO vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE END handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TOO HIGH vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LOOKING IN handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
40 OZ TO FREEDOM overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEVERMIND was bested by BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
OFF THE WALL butchered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PRODIGAL devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOOZEFIGHTERS savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. amateur battle.
MC REN unbelievably bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 5 minute struggle.
ROY G BIVENS defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 4 minute master vs. amateur brawl.
SRISTOCRAT was overpowered by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
GIMME SHELTER demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
LOVE SICK overcame CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bout.
ALL STRIPPED DOWN devastated WATERORD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
KINGPIN savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
WET PAINT overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DRE DAY vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a monotonous 11 minute one-sided match.
DIPSO DOODLE was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHERISH bested PICAPEPPA in a action packed 1 minute match.
PAUL REVERE devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KNOCK ME DOWN was luckily beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute fight.
LOLA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
NAS IS COMING devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
KILLMAN EDAM vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HOT ROCKS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHERUB ROCK handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DRIVE ON vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHUGGINGTON savagely defeated CRIPPLE CREEK in a 2 minute master vs. novice bout.
DAVE slaughtered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JERRY GARCIA bested CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute match.
THE PLAGUE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY was overpowered by NOMAZD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WITCH SEASON was savagely defeated by CONVICTED THIEF in a 3 minute novice's fray.
KIDNEY PUNCH overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JR OPPINE HAMMER lost to SHINE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
DOBBIE vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HANDS won victory over NIGEL in a exciting 4 minute bloody amateur's bout.
RANGE LIFE was subdued by LYVIA SPRING in a 2 minute novice's bout.
HOMECOMING QUEEN overpowered DA1 in a 2 minute uneven competition.
JASKA was overpowered by CEO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BARBED STAR was beaten by RUNAWAY in a popular 6 minute beginner's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         STRIKING ATTACK  198 - 146 - 14      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         AIMED BLOW       182 - 179 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   161 - 159 -  9      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         SLASHING ATTACK   89 -  88 -  6      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  66 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       82 -  97 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  43 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  51 -  2      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  38 -  1      21  |

Turn 115 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       11 -  5     AIMED BLOW        12 - 13         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COME GET SOME 26614         8   3  0  101 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERVICE STATION 19661       9   1  0   98 IAN (3492)
TOTAL PARRY      PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192    10   6  0   97 MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
AIMED BLOW       LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737   15   8  0   87 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUE WEEEEE 16471            8   7  0   82 STATES OF MIND (2910)
WALL OF STEEL    BLUE OYSTER 16749           6   4  0   82 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)
BASHING ATTACK   MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106       6   2  0   59 SLOWHAND (4462)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GZA 27225                   6   1  0   45 ENTER THE WU (4831)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUNKPOOF 19085.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BARBED STAR 29355.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIGEL 29371, KINGPIN 
-32729, FALCON MILLENIUM 26643, CHUGGINGTON 27642, DOUBLE BARREL 24894, REASONABLE 
DOUBT 23390, CLOTMUCK 19067, ORIGINAL SIN 30743, ADONIS DNA 22593, and GIMME SHELTER 
29569.

The least popular fighter this week was DRE DAY 29075.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WITCH SEASON 30940, THE GNOME 26786, JASKA 29369, DA1 23678, JR OPPINE 
HAMMER 30859, GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 31812, JERRY GARCIA 27232, SRISTOCRAT 7052, ROY G 
BIVENS 27231, and MC REN 27222.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SKULLWUNNY (84-19084) TEENY BOPPERS7