DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/18/2012    Duedate: 10/31/2012

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 116

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRUDDLER
GRIMM FATE (1546)
(84-8396) [13-7-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LUNKPOOF                       MEAN OLD FRISCO
TEENY BOPPERS (3382)           SLOWHAND (4462)
(84-19085) [20-26-0,112]       (84-25106) [7-2-1,73]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LUNKPOOF                       SECOND OMEN
TEENY BOPPERS (3382)           THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)
(84-19085) [20-26-0,112]       (84-26233) [4-1-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BUSINESS CLASS (5753)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)      58 
2. THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)      47    OFF THE WALL (4753)
3. BUSINESS CLASS (5753)         44    Unchartered Team
4. THE BLACK WIND (4494)         41 
5. HOORAY BEER (5649)            38    THE CARNIVAL (5180)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE CARNIVAL (5180)        6   0  0 100.   1/10*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     8  4 0
 2/ 3*BIRDEMIC (5439)            4   0  0 100.   2/ 4 OFF THE WALL (4753)       6  0 1
 3/ 4*08JL25A (857)              4   0  0 100.   3/ 1*PEEP SHOW (5429)          5  1 0
 4/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 11 (5197)  1   0  0 100.   4/ 3 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      5  3 0
 5- 5*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5202)  1   0  0 100.   5- 6 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     4  0 0
 6- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS69 (1951)   1   0  0 100.   6/ 2 THE DOORS (4445)          4  1 0
 7-10*SIAMESE DREAM (5164)       4   1  0 80.0   7/28 DEVIATION D (2326)        4  3 0
 8/14*SLOWHAND (4462)            7   2  1 77.8   8/11 AL BUMS (4135)            4  4 0
 9/ 8*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)       7   2  0 77.8   9/27 STATES OF MIND (2910)     4  4 0
10/13*ENTER THE WU (4831)        7   2  0 77.8  10/16*SLOWHAND (4462)           3  0 1
11/15*N.W.A. (4830)              7   2  0 77.8  11/34 MOTORCADE (4458)          3  0 0
12/18 OFF THE WALL (4753)       16   5  1 76.2  12/38 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    3  0 0
13/ 0 SMITH SMACK (1332)        24   8  2 75.0  13/20 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   3  0 0
14-16*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)       3   1  1 75.0  14/21*N.W.A. (4830)             3  0 0
15-17*SAUCY (5638)               3   1  0 75.0  15/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  3  1 0
16/19 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      26   9  0 74.3  16/24*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      3  2 0
17/11 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  11   4  2 73.3  17/29 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   3  2 0
18-21*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)    7   3  0 70.0  18/49 AL BUMS IX (4438)         3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22 VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301)  7   3  0 70.0  19/50 WEBL GREATS (4755)        3  3 0
20-23*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749)  9   4  0 69.2  20/12 AL BUMS VI (4140)         3  4 0
21/36 EASTER FROM HELL (5482)    8   4  3 66.7  21/30*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 3  6 0
22/65*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)      8   4  0 66.7  22-14 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     2  0 1
23-26*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)         8   4  0 66.7  23/60*THE CARNIVAL (5180)       2  0 0
24-27*KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)     4   2  0 66.7  24/56*BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  0 0
25-29*SAVAGE HORDE (5206)        2   1  0 66.7  25/ 0 MMM BEER II (5804)        2  0 0
26-32*COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)   2   1  0 66.7  26-15 B + S (4440)              2  0 0
27-33*08SP16A (955)              2   1  0 66.7  27/36*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  2  0 0
28-35 IAN (3492)                16   9  0 64.0  28-17 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  2  0 0
29/24 INNERVISIONS (4748)       10   6  0 62.5  29- 5 IAN (3492)                2  0 0
30/ 0*ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)   5   3  0 62.5  30-22 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 2  0 0
31/43 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   11   7  0 61.1  31- 7 KAOSTIC (1429)            2  0 0
32-38*TALKING BOOK (4754)        9   6  0 60.0  32/75*08JL25A (857)             2  0 0
33-40*BATTLE OF LA (5181)        6   4  0 60.0  06/106*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       2  0 0
34/49 MOTORCADE (4458)           6   4  0 60.0  34/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  2  1 2
35-42 DUNGEON CELL 27 (932)     13   9  2 59.1  35/13*FLOOD (4618)              2  1 1
36-44 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 14  10  0 58.3  36-23*BONE MACHINE (5171)       2  1 0
37/41*PEEP SHOW (5429)           7   5  0 58.3  37/31*MACHEESEMO (5430)         2  1 0
38-45 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     11   8  0 57.9  38/44 EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   2  1 0
39/48 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    20  15  0 57.1  39/32*OBG (5585)                2  1 0
40/28*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149)  4   3  0 57.1  40/19 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  2  1 0
41-51 DEVIATION XL (5420)       12  10  0 54.5  09/109 THE KINKS (4450)          2  1 0
42/39*FLOOD (4618)               6   5  1 54.5  42/18 INNERVISIONS (4748)       2  1 0
43-52*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)   6   5  0 54.5  43/96*ENTER THE WU (4831)       2  1 0
44-54*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905)  7   6  1 53.8  11/111*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    2  1 0
45/61 THE KINKS (4450)           7   6  0 53.8  45/97 ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     2  1 0
46/62*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)      7   6  0 53.8  01/101 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    2  1 0
47/ 0 MMM BEER II (5804)        15  13  0 53.6  47/25*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     2  1 0
48/47 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)      8   7  0 53.3  48/87*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5557) 2  2 0
49/53 AL BUMS V (4139)          27  24  1 52.9  49- 8 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       2  2 0
50-55 DARK B-SIDE (4757)         9   8  1 52.9  03/103 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       2  2 0
51/50*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 11  10  2 52.4  51-47 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         2  2 0
52-57 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     11  10  0 52.4  52/ 9*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 2  3 1
53-58 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     13  12  1 52.0  53/51 DEVIATION XXI (4420)      2  3 0
54/59 DEVIATION D (2326)        21  20  0 51.2  54/26 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      2  3 0
55/56 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      10  10  0 50.0  55/48 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     2  4 0
56/85*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)   5   5  1 50.0  56/53 HALFWITS (3378)           2  4 0
57-63 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)   5   5  0 50.0  57-88*BATTLE OF LA (5181)       1  0 0
58-64*THE CHRONIC (5148)         5   5  0 50.0  58-80*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)  1  0 0
59-66*BONE MACHINE (5171)        4   4  0 50.0  59/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 11 (5197) 1  0 0
60-67*OTTODROME 46 (4398)        4   4  0 50.0  60-57*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5202) 1  0 0
61-68*TOP OF THE LINE (1334)     4   4  0 50.0  61-61*DEVIATION XLII (5588)     1  0 0
62/31*LAST WALTZ (5441)          2   2  0 50.0  62-84*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        1  0 0
63/76*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5557)  2   2  0 50.0  12-112 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     1  0 0
64-75*CUBAN LINX (5179)          1   1  0 50.0  64/ 0*ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  1  0 0
65-74*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)         1   1  0 50.0  65/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4729) 1  0 0
66/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5558)  1   1  0 50.0  66-69*INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 1  0 0
67/ 0 AL BUMS IV (4138)         33  36  4 47.8  67/ 0 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        1  0 0
68/86 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)    7   8  0 46.7  68-35*ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        1  0 0
69-79 AL BUMS X (4436)          19  22  0 46.3  69-66 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   1  0 0
70-82 B + S (4440)              19  23  0 45.2  70-45*KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    1  0 0
71-83 AL BUMS XI (4437)         13  16  0 44.8  00-100*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      1  0 0
04/104*LICENSED TO ILL (4833)     4   5  1 44.4  13-113*OTTODROME 24 (3425)       1  0 0
06/106*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)        4   5  0 44.4  14-114*STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  0 0
74/84 STATES OF MIND (2910)     17  22  0 43.6  74-74*PHILANTHROPISTS69 (1951)  1  0 0
75-87*CROOKED RAIN (5155)        3   4  0 42.9  04-104*08SP16A (955)             1  0 0
76-88*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730)  3   4  0 42.9  76-40 FURRY FURY (991)          1  0 0
77-89*SCUM SMASHERS (3478)       3   4  0 42.9  77/ 0 SMITH SMACK (1332)        1  0 0
78/91 AL BUMS (4135)            41  57  4 41.8  78-41 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         1  0 0
79/81*SAM & DAVE (4835)          5   7  1 41.7  15-115*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)     1  0 0
80-94 FURRY FURY (991)          22  31  2 41.5  80/78*SAM & DAVE (4835)         1  1 1
81/97 WEBL GREATS (4755)         9  13  0 40.9  81-43 DEVIATION XL (5420)       1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-95 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 11  16  2 40.7  82/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5558) 1  1 0
83/71*D DAY (5448)               2   3  0 40.0  83-83*TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   1  1 0
84/70*MACHEESEMO (5430)          2   3  0 40.0  84-79*SAUCY (5638)              1  1 0
85-98*DEVIATION XLII (5588)      2   3  0 40.0  85-89 AL BUMS XI (4437)         1  1 0
86/96 HALFWITS (3378)           60  91  2 39.7  86-91*SIAMESE DREAM (5164)      1  1 0
87/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)   7  11  3 38.9  10-110 AL BUMS X (4436)          1  1 0
88/ 0 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        19  30  1 38.8  88-92*PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 1  1 0
02/102 AL BUMS VI (4140)         47  75  5 38.5  25/125*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   1  1 0
01/101 THE DOORS (4445)          23  37  0 38.3  90-90*TALKING BOOK (4754)       1  1 0
03-103*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)      6  10  0 37.5  91-98*THE CHRONIC (5148)        1  1 0
92/90*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)      3   5  0 37.5  92/33*AMERICAN RECORDING (5149) 1  1 0
08/108 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     15  26  0 36.6  93/72 AL BUMS V (4139)          1  1 0
94/ 0 KAOS 11-06 (3830)          8  14  0 36.4  05/105*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)    1  1 0
07-107*OTTODROME 24 (3425)        4   7  0 36.4  95/42*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)     1  1 0
09/109 AL BUMS IX (4438)         25  45  2 35.7  22/122*HOORAY BEER (5649)        1  2 1
97/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)   5   9  1 35.7  97/46 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     1  2 0
11/111 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      60 112  0 34.9  98/ 0 KAOS 11-06 (3830)         1  2 0
13-113 AL BUMS VIII (4142)       33  64  1 34.0  99/ 0 GRIMM FATE (1546)         1  2 0
14-114 KAOSTIC (1429)            25  49  0 33.8  00/ 0*THE BLACK WIND (4494)     1  3 0
10/110*THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142)  8  16  1 33.3  01/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)  1  3 0
02/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4729)  3   6  0 33.3  02/52 DEVIATION IIB (3643)      1  3 0
03/99*OBG (5585)                 2   4  0 33.3  03/ 0*EL CAMINO:GRANDIOS (5114) 1  4 0
19-119*OTTODROME 10 (2482)        2   4  0 33.3  20/120 MEANIES (3379)            1  5 0
05/77*OLDER (2725)               1   2  0 33.3  05/ 0*I AND I (5762)            0  4 0
21/121 MEANIES (3379)            36  73  1 33.0  19-119 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     0  4 0
22/122 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       22  47  0 31.9  23/123*PENNED IN (5622)          0  3 0
15/115 DEVIATION XXI (4420)       4   9  0 30.8  08/ 0*HERO BLUES (5768)         0  3 0
36/136*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)    3   7  0 30.0  24-124*I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  0  3 0
10/ 0 GRIMM FATE (1546)         17  40  1 29.8  26/126*GOLDEN LOOMS (5761)       0  3 0
23-123*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)   2   5  0 28.6  17-117*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730) 0  3 0
24-124*TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)   2   5  0 28.6  21-121 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4728) 0  3 0
27-127 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         11  33  1 25.0  30-130*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)   0  2 0
37/137 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)     6  18  0 25.0  14/ 0*NORTH COUNTRY (5766)      0  2 0
30-130*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835)  6  19  2 24.0  38/138*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5200) 0  2 0
38/138 ANCIENT CURSES (4890)      5  16  0 23.8  28-128*DEVIATION XLIV (5589)     0  2 0
40/140*HOORAY BEER (5649)         3  10  1 23.1  27/127*MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  0  2 0
18/ 0 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)      3  10  0 23.1  40/140*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5201) 0  2 0
31-131*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141)  7  24  1 22.6  19/85*LAST WALTZ (5441)         0  2 0
32-132 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)    6  21  0 22.2  31-131*BOOK BINGE (5756)         0  2 0
21/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)   2   7  0 22.2  32-132*TEAM TODD (5757)          0  2 0
28/128*MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)   1   4  0 20.0  33-133*AIN'T TALKIN' (5758)      0  2 0
23/ 0*EL CAMINO:GRANDIOS (5114)  1   4  0 20.0  23/ 0*FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)     0  2 0
39-139*CLASSIC ROCK (4889)        3  13  0 18.7  29/129*D DAY (5448)              0  2 0
43-143 GRIMM WAIT (1545)          8  42  0 16.0  25/ 0*I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    0  2 0
44-144*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)    1   6  0 14.3  18-118*ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141) 0  2 0
46/146*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)     1   7  0 12.5  16-116*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 0  2 0
48-148*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 (40)      1   8  0 11.1  62/162*OLDER (2725)              0  2 0
29/ 0*THE BLACK WIND (4494)      1   9  0 10.0  42-142*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5198) 0  1 0
50/150*PENNED IN (5622)           0   6  0  0.0  46-146*JOKER MEN (5760)          0  1 0
49-149*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)   0   6  0  0.0  31-77*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      0  1 0
32/ 0*I AND I (5762)             0   4  0  0.0  32-86*CUBAN LINX (5179)         0  1 0
33/ 0*HERO BLUES (5768)          0   3  0  0.0  33/ 0*LEVEE CRASH (5763)        0  1 0
51-151*I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)   0   3  0  0.0  41-141*TEAM MIKE (5755)          0  1 0
52/152*GOLDEN LOOMS (5761)        0   3  0  0.0  35/ 0*TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      0  1 0
54-154*BOOK BINGE (5756)          0   2  0  0.0  39-139*REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)     0  1 0
37/ 0*FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)      0   2  0  0.0  37/ 0*WAY OF THINKING (5767)    0  1 0
53-153*DEVIATION XLIV (5589)      0   2  0  0.0  38-81*SAVAGE HORDE (5206)       0  1 0
55-155*TEAM TODD (5757)           0   2  0  0.0  39-95*COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)  0  1 0
56-156*AIN'T TALKIN' (5758)       0   2  0  0.0  40-94 DARK B-SIDE (4757)        0  1 0
62/162*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5201)  0   2  0  0.0  55-155*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)  0  1 0
59/159*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5200)  0   2  0  0.0  50-150*CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       0  1 0
43/ 0*I SHALL BE FREE (5764)     0   2  0  0.0  43/ 0 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     0  1 0
44/ 0*NORTH COUNTRY (5766)       0   2  0  0.0  08-108*OTTODROME 46 (4398)       0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
63-163*REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)      0   1  0  0.0  45-99*CROOKED RAIN (5155)       0  1 0
57-157*TEAM MIKE (5755)           0   1  0  0.0  46-93*TRAINING FIELD 20 (4576)  0  1 0
64-164*JOKER MEN (5760)           0   1  0  0.0  35-135 VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301) 0  1 0
58-158*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5198)  0   1  0  0.0  48/ 0 AL BUMS IV (4138)         0  1 0
49/ 0*LEVEE CRASH (5763)         0   1  0  0.0  61-161*ROOKIE CRUE 5 (4194)      0  1 0
50/ 0*TIME OF DYIN' (5765)       0   1  0  0.0  02-102*OTTODROME 10 (2482)       0  1 0
51/ 0*WAY OF THINKING (5767)     0   1  0  0.0  64-164*TOP OF THE LINE (1334)    0  1 0
65-165*ROOKIE CRUE 5 (4194)       0   1  0  0.0  36-136*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 6 (40)     0  1 0
67-167*08AP18M (472)              0   1  0  0.0  67-167*08AP18M (472)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
BLACKSTONE.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We 
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  BUSINESS CLASS now holds 
the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Take a look at DEVIATION D's act, 
as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 21 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is STATES OF MIND, who 
swept up 18 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MOTORCADE's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BIG BANG THEORY, who swept up 26 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at RAINBOW DREAMERS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is AL BUMS IX, who swept up 31 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at WEBL GREATS' act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 31 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is THE CARNIVAL, who swept up 37 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
BIRDEMIC's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 32 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
08JL25A, who swept up 43 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ROOKIE KNIGHTS' act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 73 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to FLOOD, which fell to 35th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 19th to 
40th place were the BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THE KINKS, who swept up 68 places in 
the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  INNERVISIONS may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 42nd spot.  Take a 
look at ENTER THE WU's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 53 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is LICENSED TO ILL, who swept up 67 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ANCIENT 
CURSES' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 52 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
DEVIATION BROWN, who swept up 55 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in 
the lists.  But to ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7, which fell to 47th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at STORMY'S TROOPERS 14's act, as they have a 
1-1-0 week and gain 39 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BATTLE FROGS, who swept up 53 places 
in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 9th to 52nd place 
were the STORMY'S TROOPERS 11.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists. 
But to MOTHER'S MILK, which fell to 54th, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  Take a look at TRAINING FIELD 2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 36 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
BLACKSTONE!  AMERICAN RECORDINGS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below 
it to fall on the 92nd spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 72nd 
to 93rd place were the AL BUMS V.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15, who swept up 11 places 
in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3, 
which fell to 95th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a 
look at HOORAY BEER's act, as they have a 1-1-1 week and gain 26 places in the team 
ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  DEVIATION XXIX may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 97th spot.  
Suffering under a 1-0-0 record and dropping from 52nd to 102nd place were the 
DEVIATION IIB.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is MEANIES, who swept up 16 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
PENNED IN's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 16 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GOLDEN 
LOOMS, who swept up 16 places in the ranks.  Take a look at PHILANTHROPISTS 106's 
act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is PHILANTHROPISTS 107, 
who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
LAST WALTZ, which fell to 119th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  Take a look at OLDER's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 34 places in 
the team ranking.  Advancing in the rankings was BUSINESS CLASS who went from last 
turn's 4-4-0, to this week's record of 8-4-0.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
SMITHEREENS, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing REASONABLE DOUBT 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  REASONABLE DOUBT was bested by SMITHEREENS and drops 18 points.  
In front of all the crowds, CRUDDLER took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I 
give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that DEVIATION D was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of DEVIATION D's 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause INNERVISIONS beats feet every time DEVIATION D smiles at them.  Try 
farming, eh?  And who is this SMOOCHIEBUMP you ask, with 66 points and a 8-38-0 
record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
SEX PACKETS went after TWITPIN, who was higher by 21 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, SEX PACKETS was defeated by TWITPIN.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  BLAH 2 defied all odds and slew HIGH ELF in the Dark 
Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as HIGH ELF's meat is notoriously 
tough.  HOPEFUL defied all odds and slew BLACK ORC in the Dark Arena.  The only ones 
displeased were the buzzards, as BLACK ORC's meat is notoriously tough.  STALE BEER 
defied all odds and slew SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased 
were the buzzards, as SHEWISH GIANT's meat is notoriously tough.  We might as well 
mark the passing of PARKWAY, who was relatively new to the arena at 3-1-0.  Probably 
killed before its first shave.  Well, the dead beast AFTER 10 BEERS! just took 
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE off its Christmas card list.  The poor beast's bloodfeud just 
expired with zippo results.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your 
ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the BLACKSTONE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUDDLER 8396                13   7  1 106         GRIMM FATE (1546)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNKPOOF 19085               20  26    112         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 THONKORON 19064              20  26    100         HALFWITS (3378)           
-STILL SHADE 8376             11   1  1  99         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
-SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362       15  13     98         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-SERVICE STATION 19661         9   1     98         IAN (3492)                
-PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192      10   6     97         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
-LAZY CRIMINAL 18259           7   8     97         KAOSTIC (1429)            
 LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737     16   8     96         DEVIATION BROWN (2956)    
 NELCH 19062                  17  29  1  93         HALFWITS (3378)           
 SUE WEEEEE 16471              9   7     93         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 SATANIC BUNNY 31127           8   4  3  93         EASTER FROM HELL (5482)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE MOMENT 8390               7  12     91         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 B. ETERNAL FROG 20267        11   2     90         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 TWITPIN 19066                11  35  1  89         MEANIES (3379)            
 COME GET SOME 26614           8   4     87         DEVIATION XXIX (4724)     
 POMPEII 13227                10   6     84         DEVIATION D (2326)        
 DUTS 24988                    7   6     84         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
 SMITHEREENS 7043              6   3  1  83         SMITH SMACK (1332)        
 CLOTMUCK 19067               15  31     82         MEANIES (3379)            
 OFF THE WALL 26807            8   1  1  82         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
 BONAFIDE QUALIFIED 26724      8   2     82         DEVIATION IIB (3643)      
-BLUE OYSTER 16749             6   4     82         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 HARBINGER FROG 11369         10  16     78         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 SOFT KITTY 26385              6   1     78         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 MY WAR 23387                 13  10  2  77         AL BUMS IV (4138)         
-ILLMATIC 23373               11  15  1  74         AL BUMS (4135)            
-JAY-Z 25094                   7   1     74         ROC-A-FELLA (4460)        
-HIGHER GROUND 26799           6   2     74         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
 MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106         7   2  1  73         SLOWHAND (4462)           
 HNIC 23372                   12  20     72         AL BUMS (4135)            
 RUBY SEES ALL 25086           5   3     72         MOTORCADE (4458)          
 CRYSTAL SHIP 25019           13  12     71         THE DOORS (4445)          
-SOUP 23398                   13  18     71         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
-SHISH K BOB 24276             7   3     71         VIOLENCE UNLEASHED (4301) 
-SHADOW 26165                  5   5     69         LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081            8  38     66         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 ROCK WITH YOU 26806           7   0     65         OFF THE WALL (4753)       
-BARETTA NANO 27549            6   1  1  65         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
 PAUL REVERE 27236             4   5  1  65         LICENSED TO ILL (4833)    
 GIMME SHELTER 29569           6   5  1  64         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-SUPERUNKNOWN 23396           12  20     63         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 NAS IS COMING 26692           7   4     62         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811       1   2     62         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-LOOKING IN 24973             11  14     60         AL BUMS X (4436)          
 NEVERMIND 23395               8  11  2  60         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 MOURNING ANGEL 21449          7   4     60         KAOS 11-06 (3830)         
 REASONABLE DOUBT 23390        9   4     59         AL BUMS V (4139)          
-NUTCRACKER 19589              3   4     59         SCUM SMASHERS (3478)      
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870       14  14  2  58         AL BUMS (4135)            
-ORIGINAL SIN 30743            8   2     58         DEVIATION XL (5420)       
 SEX PACKETS 24985             7   7     57         AL BUMS IX (4438)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE END 25016                 7  17     56         THE DOORS (4445)          
 KITTY 26333                   4   0     56         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     
 BLAH 2 30813                  2   0  2  56         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
-PURE GUAVA 23404             11  21  1  55         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
 FUNKY MONK 26803              7   3  1  55         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
 LOLA 25042                    5   6     55         THE KINKS (4450)          
 FIDDLESTICKS 27559            5   3     55         ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     
 GZA 27225                     7   1     54         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
 MC REN 27222                  7   0     54         N.W.A. (4830)             
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 26823           7   4     53         GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   
-TUXICITY 23405               12  16     52         AL BUMS VIII (4142)       
-AMERICAN MUSIC 25026          7   5     52         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 JIMMY WIN 30898               4   0     52         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-FEZZIK 26378                  4   3     51         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
-BIG BROTHER 26814             5   4     50         TALKING BOOK (4754)       
-BLUE DIAMOND 26727            4   5     48         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
-FERAL 239                     4   2     48         ROOKIE KNIGHTS 8 (44)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RANTKIN 17832                 4   3     48         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 BUBBLEGOOSE 29233             4   0     47         THE CARNIVAL (5180)       
 CEO 32817                     2   0     47         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 BIRDHOUSE 25955               6   1  1  46         FLOOD (4618)              
-MIDNIGHT TOKER 26624          5   4     46         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 SECOND OMEN 26233             4   1     46         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 PRODIGAL 26816                3   6     46         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
 TOO HIGH 26783                6   5     45         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-PEASANT WALKER 26699          6   3     45         B + S (4440)              
-WET PAINT 30948               4   0     45         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-ROY G BIVENS 27231            7   2     44         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
 ROOT DOWN 29134               5   3     44         ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  
 GUARD 134                     4   1     44         ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       
 DOUBLE BARREL 24894           4   6     43         DEVIATION XXI (4420)      
 ADONIS DNA 22593              5   3     41         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-LOVE SICK 29177               5   1     41         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 TEARJERKER 4392               4   0     41         08JL25A (857)             
-VERTBURN 24760                3   2     41         OTTODROME 46 (4398)       
 HONEYBADGER DONTCARE 26637    3   4     41         STORMY'S TROOPERS K (4729)
 THE SET UP 25947              8  16     40         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
-JUNGLE BOOGIE 26636           5   5     40         STORMY'S TROOPERS J (4728)
 SUCCUBUS BLUE 27546           4   4     38         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
-FALCON MILLENIUM 26643        3   2     38         STORMY'S TROOPERS L (4730)
 THE PLAGUE 26817              5   3     37         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
-SRISTOCRAT 7052               4   3     37         TOP OF THE LINE (1334)    
-SOUND GARDEN 29038            3   5     37         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
-THE GNOME 26786               5   3     36         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
-DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029       4   2     36         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
-CHERISH 4995                  2   1     36         08SP16A (955)             

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VANILLA SHEIKH 26522          4   1     33         KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    
-SKITH 29269                   2   1     33         ANGELIC KNIGHTS 7 (5187)  
-ESTATIC SLASHER 29045         2   3     33         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 HOPEFUL 31170                 1   0  1  33         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 STALE BEER 32971              1   0  1  33         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
-DRE DAY 29075                 4   4     32         THE CHRONIC (5148)        
-ALL STRIPPED DOWN 29191       2   4     32         BONE MACHINE (5171)       
 GRIMLOUNGE 25308              1   1     32         THE BLACK WIND (4494)     
 ROOK 26318                    4   0  1  31         TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  
-CHERUB ROCK 29155             4   1     31         SIAMESE DREAM (5164)      
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 31809          2   1     31         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
 PERFECT FROG 26436            3   7     30         BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     
-MUY LOCO VATO 27410           2   4     30         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
-EAGLEMAN 25101                1   1     30         COMMERCIAL HEROES (4461)  
-CHUGGINGTON 27642             4   3     29         INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 
 JERRY GARCIA 27232            4   5     29         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
-HOT ROCKS 29567               3   3     29         AL BUMS XI (4437)         
 SATISFIED SLASHER 31186       4   0  1  28         THE HAPPY SLASHERS (5142) 
 KNOCK ME DOWN 26797           3   7     28         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
 QUADZIMODO 28794              1   1     28         THE MOTHERSHIP CD (5107)  
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215            3   3  1  27         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-FREE BIRD 29006               3   2     27         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
-RARE FLESH 21475              2   5     27         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 
-PEARL JAM 29039               1   7     26         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
-PHASE VI 24105                1   4     25         OTTODROME 24 (3425)       
-WHIP IT GOOD 14057            2   2     24         OTTODROME 10 (2482)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PICAPEPPA 32086               3   1     23         SAUCY (5638)              
-ONE ARMED BANDIT 30551        2   1  1  22         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
 KILLMAN EDAM 30852            2   3     22         MACHEESEMO (5430)         
 LYVIA SPRING 31576            2   0     22         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (5557)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIPSO DOODLE 30949            3   2     21         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 DAVE 27245                    2   6  1  21         SAM & DAVE (4835)         
-VARGOR 29394                  2   1     21         SAVAGE HORDE (5206)       
-NOMAZD 10788                  1   0     21         PHILANTHROPISTS69 (1951)  
 CYPHER 26337                  2   2     20         TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   
 BABY BLUES 26213              1   1     20         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 SHAKE IT!! 31169              1   0     20         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 CAZAR RATONES 28827           1   0     19         EL CAMINO:GRANDIOSO (5114)
 DRIVE ON 29080                4   2     18         AMERICAN RECORDINGS (5149)
 SNICKERS 90                   1   3     18         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 15 (14)    
 BOTOX 15423                   1   2     17         OLDER (2725)              
 ZEKE THE FREAK 31585          1   0     17         STORMY'S TROOPERS N (5558)
-GUILLOTINE 29230              1   1     16         CUBAN LINX (5179)         
 VELL SOULSTEALER 26297        1   1     14         KAOS 11-06 (3830)         
-KIDNEY PUNCH 30875            1   1     14         CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        
 BLUE BLIGHT 29350             1   0     11         PHILANTHROPISTS 116 (5197)
 WATERORD 32004                0   5     11         PENNED IN (5622)          
-RUNAWAY 31791                 1   0      9         OBG (5585)                
-SHINE 29375                   1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS 108 (5202)
-DUE DATE 31162                1   0      8         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
-RANGE LIFE 29111              1   1      8         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 HOMECOMING QUEEN 31792        1   1      8         OBG (5585)                
-BARBED STAR 29355             0   1      7         PHILANTHROPISTS 103 (5198)
-RIP IT 2395                   0   1      7         08AP18M (472)             
 NIGEL 29371                   0   2      6         PHILANTHROPISTS 107 (5201)
 JASKA 29369                   0   2      6         PHILANTHROPISTS 106 (5200)
-GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 31812     0   2      6         DEVIATION XLIV (5589)     
-HICKMAN 32510                 0   1      1         REHOBOTH BEACH (5719)     
-DA1 23678                     0   1      1         ROOKIE CRUE 5 (4194)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AFTER 10 BEERS! 21651   6  1 1 ANYTHING'S POSS 3869 TWITPIN 19066         112  NOT REVENGED
BLACK ORC               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           HOPEFUL 31170         116  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BLAH 2 30813          116  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           STALE BEER 32971      116  NONE
KINETIC POTENTI 26828   5  5 0 DARK B-SIDE 4757     BARETTA NANO 27549    114   
DOS 28828               0  1 0 EL CAMINO:GRAND 5114 SPYMASTER             116  NONE
PERRO DEL MAR 28826     0  1 0 EL CAMINO:GRAND 5114 BANDIT PRINCE         116  NONE
TRES 28829              0  1 0 EL CAMINO:GRAND 5114 DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
UNO 28825               0  1 0 EL CAMINO:GRAND 5114 STONE GOLEM           116  NONE
FLORIDA? 26714          0  1 0 FOUNTAIN OF YOU 4615 SATISFIED SLASH 31186 113   
DAW 29582               0  1 0 FURRY FURY SO2 5230  STONE GOLEM           116  NONE
DAX 29584               0  1 0 FURRY FURY SO2 5230  STONE GOLEM           116  NONE
DISMAL LIGHT 32862      0  1 0 GOLDEN LOOMS 5761    DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
DA 4 26291              0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      WURM KIN              116  NONE
DA 5 26292              0  1 0 GRIMM FATE 1546      ARENAMASTER           116  NONE
BOOK READER 32897       0  1 0 HERO BLUES 5768      BANDIT PRINCE         116  NONE
HERO 32893              0  1 0 HERO BLUES 5768      HIGH ELF              116  NONE
THE GAL I GOT 32896     0  1 0 HERO BLUES 5768      STONE GOLEM           116  NONE
BAR RAG BEER 33098      0  1 0 HOORAY BEER 5649     DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
JUSTICE'S FACE 32864    0  1 0 I AND I 5762         MOUNTAIN TROLL        116  NONE
ME BAREFOOT 32863       0  1 0 I AND I 5762         DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
UNTRODDEN PATH 32865    0  1 0 I AND I 5762         ARENAMASTER           116  NONE
WORLD OWNER 32867       0  1 0 I AND I 5762         SPYMASTER             116  NONE
JUNE CROONER 32875      0  1 0 I SHALL BE FREE 5764 HIGH ELF              116  NONE
STOMPING SKUNK 32874    0  1 0 I SHALL BE FREE 5764 ARENAMASTER           116  NONE
SCRUB D 31832           0  1 0 KAOS 11-06 3830      MOUNTAIN TROLL        116  NONE
MEAN FLOOD 32871        0  1 0 LEVEE CRASH 5763     BANDIT PRINCE         116  NONE
BEST MEMORY 32887       0  1 0 NORTH COUNTRY 5766   DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
HEAVY HIT 32884         0  1 0 NORTH COUNTRY 5766   HIGH ELF              116  NONE
PARKWAY 201             3  1 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 36  MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106 116   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHRIKE 26315            1  1 0 ROOKIE KNIGHTS 5 32  LOUNGE ACT 25039      113   
CLASSICAL MUSIC 32697   0  1 0 STATES OF MIND 2910  DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
KICK THE CAN 33100      0  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 5557 ARENAMASTER           116  NONE
CORNER PALLET 31583     0  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 5558 DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
FRENZIED LIVIDI 29021   1  2 0 SUPE FORCES 1B0 5138 ONE ARMED BANDI 30551 113   
BLAH 31777              0  1 0 THE BLACK WIND 4494  STONE GOLEM           116  NONE
DERRIK THE DARK 31773   0  1 0 THE BLACK WIND 4494  BLACK ORC             116  NONE
THE IRON PRICE 31772    0  1 0 THE BLACK WIND 4494  BANDIT PRINCE         116  NONE
SAD SLASHER 33097       0  1 0 THE HAPPY SLASH 5142 SHEWISH GIANT         116  NONE
WEAK SLASHER 33096      0  1 0 THE HAPPY SLASH 5142 MOUNTAIN TROLL        116  NONE
CAN O'SPAM 31769        0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  4663 DARK CHAMPION         116  NONE
BLAH 31171              0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  5107 MOUNTAIN TROLL        116  NONE
GURP 31165              0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  5107 BLACK ORC             116  NONE
SAUSAGE BISCUIT 28791   1  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  5107 WURM KIN              116  NONE
NOBODYTO CRY 32881      0  1 0 TIME OF DYIN' 5765   STONE GOLEM           116  NONE
LAST EXIT 29172         0  1 0 VITALOGY 5168        KATANA 25673          113   
BRAVE SWORD 32888       0  1 0 WAY OF THINKING 5767 WURM KIN              116  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAH 2 butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAUSAGE BISCUIT was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
KICK THE CAN was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SAD SLASHER was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WEAK SLASHER was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DISMAL LIGHT was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
CLASSICAL MUSIC was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCRUB D was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JUSTICE'S FACE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BLAH was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
DERRIK THE DARK was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE IRON PRICE was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAN O'SPAM was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNTRODDEN PATH was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CORNER PALLET was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WORLD OWNER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
MEAN FLOOD was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
HOPEFUL executed BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
STOMPING SKUNK was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GURP was slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DA 4 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
JUNE CROONER was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
NOBODYTO CRY was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a tiresome 3 minute Dark Arena bout.
HEAVY HIT was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
BEST MEMORY was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
BRAVE SWORD was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
BAR RAG BEER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DAX was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a dull 3 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DAW was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HERO was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
THE GAL I GOT was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOOK READER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
TRES was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DOS was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STALE BEER easily killed SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena bout.
PERRO DEL MAR was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
UNO was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a tiring 3 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DA 5 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
ME BAREFOOT was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DOUBLE BARREL was demolished by GIMME SHELTER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COME GET SOME was overpowered by LUNKPOOF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BONAFIDE QUALIFIED won victory over HARBINGER FROG in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
LUCKY BROWN SEVENS bested NELCH in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
SATANIC BUNNY overpowered CLOTMUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RUBY SEES ALL demolished SMOOCHIEBUMP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SEX PACKETS was vanquished by TWITPIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FUNKY MONK was vanquished by SOFT KITTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CEO demolished SUCCUBUS BLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
PAUL REVERE overpowered ADONIS DNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PRODIGAL was viciously subdued by FIDDLESTICKS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THONKORON was overcome by CRUDDLER in a popular 2 minute master's Title duel.
B. ETERNAL FROG devastated HNIC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRYSTAL SHIP was overcome by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute conflict.
MY WAR was demolished by SUE WEEEEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POMPEII demolished 40 OZ TO FREEDOM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
REASONABLE DOUBT was overpowered by SMITHEREENS in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ROCK WITH YOU vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
OFF THE WALL savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute gory battle.
ASSISTANT MANAGER beat SECOND OMEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody conflict.
EXECUTIVE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIRDHOUSE was subdued by MOURNING ANGEL in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
DUTS demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched battle.
MEAN OLD FRISCO assassinated PARKWAY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NEVERMIND overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
GZA beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory match.
MC REN outwaited CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 9 minute master vs. novice match.
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT was overpowered by LOLA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOOZEFIGHTERS savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
THE SET UP was viciously subdued by HONEYBADGER DONTCARE in a 2 minute gory bout.
BUBBLEGOOSE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOO HIGH lost to KITTY in a exciting 1 minute match.
NAS IS COMING demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
KINGPIN viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome match.
JIMMY WIN bested CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bout.
PERFECT FROG was overpowered by ROOT DOWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DIPSO DOODLE was overpowered by GRIMLOUNGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KILLMAN EDAM was bested by ROOK in a 2 minute duel.
SNICKERS was devastated by QUADZIMODO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GUARD demolished DRIVE ON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
TEARJERKER demolished KNOCK ME DOWN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE PLAGUE vanquished BOTOX in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DAVE was overcome by DOOM BISCUIT in a 2 minute melee.
JERRY GARCIA subdued VELL SOULSTEALER in a popular 3 minute duel.
BLESSED SLASHER was overpowered by BABY BLUES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CYPHER overcame WATERORD in a 2 minute conflict.
HOMECOMING QUEEN was outwaited by CAZAR RATONES in a 7 minute match.
LYVIA SPRING overpowered JASKA in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
SATISFIED SLASHER devastated JR OPPINE HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WITCH SEASON was overpowered by BLUE BLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRIPPLE CREEK was demolished by ZEKE THE FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DOBBIE was devastated by SHAKE IT!! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HANDS narrowly defeated NIGEL in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         STRIKING ATTACK  170 - 122 - 12      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         TOTAL PARRY       82 -  78 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   155 - 153 -  9      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         AIMED BLOW       169 - 170 -  6      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         SLASHING ATTACK   80 -  91 -  5      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     51 -  69 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  11 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  44 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  49 -  3      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  39 -  0      19  |

Turn 116 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        9 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 18         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        15 - 14     SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 14         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  7         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  7         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CRUDDLER 8396              13   7  1  106 GRIMM FATE (1546)
AIMED BLOW       LUCKY BROWN SEVENS 16737   16   8  0   96 DEVIATION BROWN (2956)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUE WEEEEE 16471            9   7  0   93 STATES OF MIND (2910)
SLASHING ATTACK  COME GET SOME 26614         8   4  0   87 DEVIATION XXIX (4724)
LUNGING ATTACK   POMPEII 13227              10   6  0   84 DEVIATION D (2326)
WALL OF STEEL    MY WAR 23387               13  10  2   77 AL BUMS IV (4138)
BASHING ATTACK   MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106       7   2  1   73 SLOWHAND (4462)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GZA 27225                   7   1  0   54 ENTER THE WU (4831)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUNKPOOF 19085.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SECOND OMEN 26233.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLAH 31777, 
THONKORON 19064, OFF THE WALL 26807, PRODIGAL 26816, FIDDLESTICKS 27559, MOURNING 
ANGEL 21449, VELL SOULSTEALER 26297, LUNKPOOF 19085, BIRDHOUSE 25955, and NEVERMIND 
23395.

The least popular fighter this week was MC REN 27222.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NOBODYTO CRY -32655, HOMECOMING QUEEN 31792, UNO 28825, DAX 29584, THE 
GAL I GOT -32640, DOBBIE 30850, CRIPPLE CREEK 30907, WITCH SEASON 30940, JR OPPINE 
HAMMER 30859, and CAZAR RATONES 28827.