DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/10/2013    Duedate: 01/23/2013

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 122

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOGORATH
KAOS 11-08 (3833)
(84-21461) [11-5-0,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOGORATH                       MEAT
KAOS 11-08 (3833)              4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)
(84-21461) [11-5-0,136]        (84-27302) [4-0-0,76]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LUNKPOOF                       LEG HAIR
TEENY BOPPERS (3382)           NOUNS XX (2369)
(84-19085) [21-31-0,98]        (84-13470) [6-4-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BUSINESS CLASS (5753)         37 
2. DEVIATION XLII (5588)         32    BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
3. CLASSIC ROCK (4889)           31    Unchartered Team
4. 012112N (5063)                27 
5. BIG BANG THEORY (4682)        27    HORNY GOAT! (4505)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HORNY GOAT! (4505)        10   0  1 100.   1/ 1 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  8  3 2
 2- 2*MEDAL OF HONOR D11 (3333)  6   0  1 100.   2/15*TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    4  0 1
 3/ 3*4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)      6   0  0 100.   3/16*HORNY GOAT! (4505)        4  0 1
 4- 4*INQUISITION T12-20 (4844)  4   0  0 100.   4/13*DEVIATION XLII (5588)     4  2 1
 5/ 7*LUROCIAN TEMP11B (3602)    4   0  0 100.   5/ 2 AL BUMS (4135)            4  3 1
 6/10*WC ALLSTARS (5444)         3   0  0 100.   6/10*OTTODROME 41 (4393)       4  4 0
 7/11*AUTOMATIC FTP (5161)       3   0  0 100.   7/37*DIGNITY (5773)            3  0 0
 8- 5*HALLOWEENIE VII (4526)     3   0  0 100.   8/22*4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     3  0 0
 9- 6*OTTODROME 71 (4957)        3   0  0 100.   9/ 8*OTTODROME 74 (4960)       3  1 0
10- 8*MEDAL OF HONOR E11 (3334)  3   0  0 100.  10/ 6 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       3  1 0
11- 9*AGED (3409)                2   0  1 100.  11/ 3 SMITH SMACK (1332)        3  1 0
12/16*WILD STYLE (5442)          2   0  0 100.  25/125 MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  3  2 1
13-12*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4860)  2   0  0 100.  13/11 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     3  2 0
14/ 0*011312R (4936)             2   0  0 100.  14/ 7 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         3  2 0
15/24*012112Q (5066)             2   0  0 100.  15/50 MEANIES (3379)            3  3 0
16-14*MASS EFFECT (5438)         1   0  1 100.  16/51 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         3  4 0
17/ 0*TEMPE II V (5806)          1   0  0 100.  17-14 SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    3  4 0
18/ 0*THESE ARE WORDS 10 (5955)  1   0  0 100.  18/74*SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)    2  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-15*FLOYD RADIO (5411)         1   0  0 100.  19/57*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        2  0 0
20-17*BALLERS (5445)             1   0  0 100.  20/59*WILD STYLE (5442)         2  0 0
21-20*LUROCIANS FTFT12I (5472)   1   0  0 100.  21/60*WC ALLSTARS (5444)        2  0 0
22/ 0*APRIL 1/2V (5616)          1   0  0 100.  22/36*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      2  0 0
23/ 0*TEMPE II III (5805)        1   0  0 100.  23/20*NORTH COUNTRY (5766)      2  0 0
24/ 0*011312Q (4935)             1   0  0 100.  24/76*THE WHO (4444)            2  0 0
25/ 0*012112N (5063)             1   0  0 100.  25/82*011312AG (4923)           2  0 0
26/ 0*012112AF (5081)            1   0  0 100.  26/83*012112Q (5066)            2  0 0
27/ 0*012112AS (5094)            1   0  0 100.  27/87*LUROCIAN TEMP11B (3602)   2  0 0
28-25*THE MISEDUCATION (5151)    1   0  0 100.  28/88*LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)  2  0 0
29/ 0*011411F (3855)             1   0  0 100.  29/24*MILWAUKEE RULES (4306)    2  0 0
30-26*THE ORLANDO MOB 25 (2610)  1   0  0 100.  30/94*THE ORLANDO MOB 5 (2590)  2  0 0
31/ 0*060310E (2523)             1   0  0 100.  31- 5 DEVIATION X (2960)        2  0 0
32/31*TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)     6   1  1 85.7  32-47 HALFWITS (3378)           2  1 1
33-27*MEDAL OF HONOR M11 (3342)  5   1  1 83.3  29/129*STORM'S BALANCE (5797)    2  1 0
34-28*MEDAL OF HONOR T10 (1140)  5   1  0 83.3  34/19*JOKER MEN (5760)          2  1 0
35/32*DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      12   3  1 80.0  35/35*HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         2  1 0
36-29 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)         8   2  1 80.0  36/ 4*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730) 2  1 0
37-30*MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237)  8   2  0 80.0  37/41 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   2  1 0
38/37*011312AG (4923)            4   1  0 80.0  38/89*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (3715) 2  1 0
39/38*MILWAUKEE RULES (4306)     4   1  0 80.0  39/43 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 2  1 0
40-34*THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613)  7   2  1 77.8  27/127 LAST WALTZ (5441)         2  2 0
41/35*LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)   7   2  0 77.8  41/49 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  2  2 0
42/ 0 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  13   4  2 76.5  22/122 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005) 2  2 0
43/33 SMITH SMACK (1332)        28   9  2 75.7  12/112 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         2  2 0
44/54*SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)     3   1  1 75.0  44/ 9 KAOSTIC (1429)            2  2 0
45/52*CHEAP SHOTS (5434)         3   1  0 75.0  30/130*EL CAMINO:GRANDIOS (5114) 2  3 0
46/ 0*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4858)  3   1  0 75.0  41/141 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     2  3 0
47/ 0*NATIONAL WONDERS 3 (2434)  3   1  0 75.0  47/52 DEVIATION D (2326)        2  3 0
48-39*MEDAL OF HONOR X5 (1674)   3   1  0 75.0  47/147*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     2  4 1
49-40*MEDAL OF HONOR P8 (782)    3   1  0 75.0  49/48 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    2  4 0
50/43 ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)   8   3  1 72.7  33/133*PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  2  4 0
51/ 0*N.W.A. (4830)              8   3  0 72.7  38/138 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       2  5 0
52/46*HALLOWEENIE VI (4525)      5   2  1 71.4  52-53*MASS EFFECT (5438)        1  0 1
53/49*THE SCORE (5163)           5   2  0 71.4  53-17*AGED (3409)               1  0 1
54-42*MEDAL OF HONOR 116 (4252)  5   2  0 71.4  54-18*MEDAL OF HONOR M11 (3342) 1  0 1
55-44 DEVIATION V (3646)        18   9  0 66.7  55-66*BOOK BINGE (5756)         1  0 0
56/41 SLOWHAND (4462)           10   5  2 66.7  56-71*WAY OF THINKING (5767)    1  0 0
57/56*THE ORLANDO MOB 5 (2590)   6   3  1 66.7  57-67*TEAM TODD (5757)          1  0 0
58-47*BEING THERE (5172)         4   2  0 66.7  58/ 0*TEMPE II III (5805)       1  0 0
59/64*NORTH COUNTRY (5766)       4   2  0 66.7  59-61*BALLERS (5445)            1  0 0
60/65*DIGNITY (5773)             4   2  0 66.7  60-64*LUROCIANS FTFT12I (5472)  1  0 0
61-48*HALLOWEENIE XI (4530)      4   2  0 66.7  61-58*BEING THERE (5172)        1  0 0
62-50*MEDAL OF HONOR N4 (758)    4   2  0 66.7  62/ 0*APRIL 1/2V (5616)         1  0 0
63/ 0*LUROCIAN TEMP11D (3605)    2   1  0 66.7  63/ 0*THESE ARE WORDS 10 (5955) 1  0 0
64-55 DEVIATION X (2960)        11   6  1 64.7  64/ 0*TEMPE II V (5806)         1  0 0
65-58 IAN (3492)                16  10  0 61.5  65/69*I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    1  0 0
66-60 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 11   7  0 61.1  83/183*LOITER SQUAD (5769)       1  0 0
67/36*THE PRODUCERS (5447)       3   2  0 60.0  67-54*IN THE WIND (5770)        1  0 0
68/96*THE WHO (4444)             3   2  0 60.0  68-56*A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  0 0
69-66*MEDAL OF HONOR F11 (3335)  3   2  0 60.0  69-70*FLOYD RADIO (5411)        1  0 0
70-67 MEDAL OF HONOR G1  (1805)106  71 10 59.9  08-108*HIGH WATER (5779)         1  0 0
71/61 RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   14  10  0 58.3  71-39 B + S (4440)              1  0 0
72/ 0 NOUNS XX (2369)            7   5  0 58.3  91/191*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  1  0 0
73-72 INQUISITION T12-21 (4905)  8   6  1 57.1  73-77*INQUISITION T12-20 (4844) 1  0 0
74-73 MEDAL OF HONOR Q9 (793)    8   6  1 57.1  74/ 0*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4858) 1  0 0
75/45*HIGHWAY 61 (5777)          4   3  1 57.1  75-73*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4860) 1  0 0
76/69 MORALS W/ METAPHOR (2861) 17  13  0 56.7  76/78*AUTOMATIC FTP (5161)      1  0 0
77-76*MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)   5   4  1 55.6  77-80 INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 1  0 0
78/57*FRUIT II (2103)            5   4  0 55.6  06/206 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     1  0 0
79/62*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4730)  6   5  0 54.5  79/ 0*011312Q (4935)            1  0 0
80/70 READY TO DIE (4457)        7   6  1 53.8  80/ 0*011312R (4936)            1  0 0
81/81 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     15  13  0 53.6  81/ 0*011312Y (4943)            1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0 DEVIATION XV (3656)        8   7  2 53.3  82-23*OTTODROME 71 (4957)       1  0 0
83/82 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  18  16  5 52.9  83-85*HALLOWEENIE VII (4526)    1  0 0
84/85 DEVIL DOGS (2867)          9   8  0 52.9  84/ 0*012112N (5063)            1  0 0
85/84*BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     13  12  1 52.0  23/123 KAOS 11-21 (4614)         1  0 0
86/79 DEVIATION D (2326)        27  25  0 51.9  86/ 0*012112AF (5081)           1  0 0
87/83 MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)160 156 20 50.6  87/ 0*012112AS (5094)           1  0 0
04/104 AL BUMS V (4139)          30  30  1 50.0  88/ 0 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  1  0 0
89/80 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      13  13  1 50.0  89-86*THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   1  0 0
90/74 PEEP SHOW (5429)          13  13  0 50.0  90/72 ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  1  0 0
07/107 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     12  12  0 50.0  91/ 0*LUROCIAN TEMP11D (3605)   1  0 0
92/78 PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)   8   8  0 50.0  92-42 DEVIATION V (3646)        1  0 0
21/121*DEVIATION XLII (5588)      7   7  1 50.0  93/ 0*011411F (3855)            1  0 0
94/71 AMERICAN RECORDING (5149)  7   7  0 50.0  94-25*MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 1  0 0
95-87*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)       4   4  1 50.0  95-26*MEDAL OF HONOR 116 (4252) 1  0 0
96/ 0*AQUEMINI (5157)            4   4  1 50.0  96-91*THE ORLANDO MOB 25 (2610) 1  0 0
97-88*MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)   4   4  0 50.0  97-92*THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613) 1  0 0
29/129*I SHALL BE FREE (5764)     3   3  0 50.0  98-27*MEDAL OF HONOR D11 (3333) 1  0 0
99-92*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4859)  3   3  0 50.0  99-28*MEDAL OF HONOR E11 (3334) 1  0 0
53/153*LOITER SQUAD (5769)        2   2  0 50.0  00-29*MEDAL OF HONOR F11 (3335) 1  0 0
01/53*JOKER MEN (5760)           2   2  0 50.0  01-30 MEDAL OF HONOR G1  (1805) 1  0 0
02/51*VANITY (5432)              2   2  0 50.0  02-31*MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)  1  0 0
03-94*HIGH WATER (5779)          2   2  0 50.0  03/ 0 NOUNS XX (2369)           1  0 0
04/ 0*011312Y (4943)             2   2  0 50.0  04/ 0*NATIONAL WONDERS 3 (2434) 1  0 0
05-99*EASTSIDE DRILLAS (5443)    1   1  0 50.0  05/ 0*060310E (2523)            1  0 0
06/21*LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)   1   1  0 50.0  17-117*MEDAL OF HONOR T9 (1139)  1  0 0
16/216*DREAM TEAM (5435)          1   1  0 50.0  07-32 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 1  0 0
01-101*HALLOWEENIE X (4529)       1   1  0 50.0  08-33*MEDAL OF HONOR N4 (758)   1  0 0
09/23*011312AF (4922)            1   1  0 50.0  03/103*I AND I (5762)            1  1 1
10/ 0*DOGGYSTYLE (5156)          1   1  0 50.0  10-44 AL BUMS IV (4138)         1  1 1
11/22*UGLY IS UGLY II (4865)     1   1  0 50.0  05/105*AIN'T TALKIN' (5758)      1  1 0
12/ 0*011411D (3853)             1   1  0 50.0  56/156*TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      1  1 0
13/ 0*011411E (3854)             1   1  0 50.0  13/21*HERO BLUES (5768)         1  1 0
02-102*DA ORLANDO MOB 1 (2706)    1   1  0 50.0  06/106*TEAM MIKE (5755)          1  1 0
15/ 0*071709S (1781)             1   1  0 50.0  15/65*LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)  1  1 0
21/221*042909N (1515)             1   1  0 50.0  16/68*VANITY (5432)             1  1 0
03-103*MEDAL OF HONOR R3 (797)    1   1  0 50.0  77/177*DREAM TEAM (5435)         1  1 0
05-105 AL BUMS IV (4138)         35  38  6 47.9  18/45*FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)     1  1 0
08-108 OTTODROME 64 (4701)        9  10  0 47.4  63/163 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  1  1 0
11-111 B + S (4440)              22  25  0 46.8  20/79*UGLY IS UGLY II (4865)    1  1 0
23/123 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)   6   7  0 46.2  21/81*011312AF (4922)           1  1 0
15/115 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     15  18  1 45.5  97/197*HALLOWEENIE VI (4525)     1  1 0
27/127 LAST WALTZ (5441)          5   6  0 45.5  09/109*THE SCORE (5163)          1  1 0
24/86*OTTODROME 74 (4960)        5   6  0 45.5  24/40 READY TO DIE (4457)       1  1 0
09/109 SAM & DAVE (4835)          8  10  1 44.4  13-113*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 1  1 0
10/110 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)    8  10  0 44.4  26/93*DA ORLANDO MOB XXI (2713) 1  1 0
27/89*GROD FLAVORS (2363)        4   5  0 44.4  15/215*NUMBERED MEN 15 (1993)    1  1 0
28/90*GOOD FLAVORS III (844)     4   5  0 44.4  28/96*FRUIT II (2103)           1  1 0
14/114 AL BUMS (4135)            50  63  6 44.2  29/95*GROD FLAVORS (2363)       1  1 0
13/113 WEBL GREATS (4755)        13  17  0 43.3  21/221*042909N (1515)            1  1 0
16-116 AL BUMS X (4436)          19  25  0 43.2  02/102*GOOD FLAVORS III (844)    1  1 0
17-117 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)    9  12  0 42.9  28/128*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5212) 1  2 1
33/91*HERO BLUES (5768)          3   4  0 42.9  07/107*INJURY FAIL (5427)        1  2 0
20-120 AL BUMS XI (4437)         13  18  0 41.9  36-136 OTTODROME 64 (4701)       1  2 0
26/126*OTTODROME 41 (4393)        7  10  0 41.2  20/120 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      1  2 0
18/118 KAOS 11-06 (3830)         11  16  0 40.7  36/34 SLOWHAND (4462)           1  2 0
25-125 HALFWITS (3378)           65  95  3 40.6  21/121 SAM & DAVE (4835)         1  2 0
24/124 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     20  30  0 40.0  38/46 IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     1  2 0
38/138*PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)   4   6  0 40.0  11/111 KAOS 11-06 (3830)         1  2 0
73/173*TIME OF DYIN' (5765)       2   3  1 40.0  24-124 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         1  2 0
28-128*MEDAL OF HONOR W5 (1660)   2   3  1 40.0  26-126*FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      1  3 0
42/95*INJURY FAIL (5427)         2   3  0 40.0  42/38 AMERICAN RECORDING (5149) 1  3 0
74/174*STORM'S BALANCE (5797)     2   3  0 40.0  46/146 AL BUMS V (4139)          1  3 0
44/97*DA ORLANDO MOB XXI (2713)  2   3  0 40.0  34-134*SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
30-130*PAINFUL VII (2108)         2   3  0 40.0  00/200 THE CHRONIC (5148)        1  4 0
31-131*MEDAL OF HONOR O3 (767)    2   3  0 40.0  42/142*KAOS 12-03 (5218)         1  5 1
33-133 AL BUMS III (4137)        19  29  1 39.6  40-140*UCSD COLLEGE RADIO (5412) 1  5 0
34-134 THE DOORS (4445)          25  39  0 39.1  37/137 AL BUMS IX (4438)         1  5 0
32/132 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        21  33  1 38.9  35/135*THE BLACK WIND (4494)     1  5 0
35/135 AL BUMS VI (4140)         50  80  5 38.5  72/172 KAOS 11-02 (3233)         1  5 0
36-136 SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    15  24  1 38.5  44/144 ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     1  6 0
66/166 MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)   5   8  1 38.5  52/12 PEEP SHOW (5429)          1  7 0
41/141 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)   8  13  1 38.1  43/143*FURRY FURY VI (1547)      0  7 0
39/139 BATTLE FROGS (2064)       29  48  0 37.7  48/148*KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)   0  5 0
22/122 THE CHRONIC (5148)         6  10  0 37.5  39/139 AL BUMS VI (4140)         0  5 0
56/ 0*SAUCY (5638)               3   5  0 37.5  49-149*COLLEGE FUN (5730)        0  4 0
40/140 KAOSTIC (1429)            30  52  0 36.6  57/ 0*ASU COLLEGE RADIO (5392)  0  4 0
62/162*EL CAMINO:GRANDIOS (5114)  4   7  0 36.4  58/ 0*SAUCY (5638)              0  4 0
44-144 AL BUMS VII (4141)        18  35  1 34.0  52/152*DEVIATION XXIII (4422)    0  4 0
43/143 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      62 121  0 33.9  62/162*NIRVANA (4887)            0  4 0
42/142 AL BUMS IX (4438)         27  54  2 33.3  60/160*FOLKLORE (4885)           0  4 0
67/167*FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)   4   8  0 33.3  31/131 WEBL GREATS (4755)        0  4 0
46-146*D DAY (5448)               3   6  0 33.3  61/161*AC/DC (4886)              0  4 0
47-147*CROOKED RAIN (5155)        3   6  0 33.3  67/167*IDIOCRACY (4683)          0  3 0
65/165*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (3715)  3   6  0 33.3  50-150*BATTLE FROGS 2 (4689)     0  3 0
50-150*SUBLIME (5167)             2   4  0 33.3  53/153*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4633) 0  3 0
54-154*IN THE WIND (5770)         1   2  0 33.3  32/132 TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      0  3 0
00/100*DUB O DUBS (5446)          1   2  0 33.3  79/179*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5201) 0  2 0
52-152*BOOK BINGE (5756)          1   2  0 33.3  76/176*DUB O DUBS (5446)         0  2 0
55-155*STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)    1   2  0 33.3  57-157*HOORAY BEER (5649)        0  2 0
51-151*WAY OF THINKING (5767)     1   2  0 33.3  58-158 ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141) 0  2 0
56-156*A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)      1   2  0 33.3  59-159 AL BUMS XI (4437)         0  2 0
58-158*MEDAL OF HONOR AG1 (3361)  1   2  0 33.3  68/168 DOPPLE GANG (4439)        0  2 0
59/159 MEANIES (3379)            40  81  1 33.1  74/ 0*AQUEMINI (5157)           0  2 0
60/160 KAOS 11-02 (3233)         14  32  1 30.4  51-151 AL BUMS X (4436)          0  2 0
69/169 KAOS 11-21 (4614)          7  17  0 29.2  71/171*FAILED FRANCHISES (4272)  0  2 0
89/189*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5212)  2   5  1 28.6  14/214*THE ORLANDO MOB 18 (2603) 0  2 0
64-164*BATTLE FROGS 2 (4689)      2   5  1 28.6  10/210*THE ORLANDO MOB 24 (2609) 0  2 0
49/149*TEAM MIKE (5755)           2   5  0 28.6  20/220 PHILANTHROPISTS16 (1397)  0  2 0
48/148*FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)      2   5  0 28.6  84-184*APRIL 12 II (5619)        0  1 0
68/168 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)     9  23  0 28.1  81/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5729) 0  1 0
70-170*CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835)  7  20  2 25.9  82/62*THE PRODUCERS (5447)      0  1 0
71-171 KAOS AGAIN (1542)         12  35  1 25.5  78-178*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     0  1 0
75/175 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         11  33  0 25.0  54-154*D DAY (5448)              0  1 0
63/163*I AND I (5762)             2   6  1 25.0  87-187*LOVE MINUS ZERO (5778)    0  1 0
72-172*MEDAL OF HONOR T9 (1139)   2   6  0 25.0  86/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0501 (6026) 0  1 0
08/208*NUMBERED MEN 15 (1993)     1   3  0 25.0  82-182*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5200) 0  1 0
76/176 ANCIENT CURSES (4890)      7  23  0 23.3  55-155*STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   0  1 0
77-177 ALTERNATIVE ROCKET (5141)  7  26  1 21.2  80-180*EASTSIDE DRILLAS (5443)   0  1 0
79/179 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         12  45  0 21.1  81-181*GUYS I KNEW (5203)        0  1 0
84/184 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)        5  19  0 20.8  88-188*THESE ARE WORDS 14 (5959) 0  1 0
78-178 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)    6  23  0 20.7  92/ 0*LUROCIAN MMA2 (5993)      0  1 0
80-180*HOORAY BEER (5649)         3  12  1 20.0  95-195*ECOMENTALISTS (4704)      0  1 0
82-182*TEAM TODD (5757)           1   4  0 20.0  90/190 GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   0  1 0
83-183*SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400)  1   4  0 20.0  98-198*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4862) 0  1 0
96/ 0*111610B (3166)             1   4  0 20.0  96/ 0*N.W.A. (4830)             0  1 0
81/181*KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)    2   9  1 18.2  01-201*HALLOWEENIE X (4529)      0  1 0
85/185*THE BLACK WIND (4494)      3  15  0 16.7  04-204*HALLOWEENIE XI (4530)     0  1 0
88-188*UCSD COLLEGE RADIO (5412)  1   5  0 16.7  93-193*INQUISITION T12-14 (4842) 0  1 0
87/187*AIN'T TALKIN' (5758)       1   6  0 14.3  03-203*CROOKED RAIN (5155)       0  1 0
91/191*THE ORLANDO MOB 18 (2603)  1   6  0 14.3  01/ 0*DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         0  1 0
92/192*DEVIATION XXIII (4422)     2  14  0 12.5  66-166 THE DOORS (4445)          0  1 0
94/194*KAOS 12-03 (5218)          1  10  1  9.1  03/ 0*WILDFLOWERS (5158)        0  1 0
96/196*IDIOCRACY (4683)           1  18  0  5.3  64-164 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   0  1 0
95/195*FOLKLORE (4885)            1  18  0  5.3  96-196*SUBLIME (5167)            0  1 0
97/197*AC/DC (4886)               1  23  0  4.2  89-189*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4859) 0  1 0
98/198*NIRVANA (4887)             0  18  0  0.0  07/ 0*011411B (3851)            0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
00-200*COLLEGE FUN (5730)         0   9  0  0.0  08/ 0*011411D (3853)            0  1 0
01/201*FURRY FURY VI (1547)       0   7  0  0.0  09/ 0*011411E (3854)            0  1 0
02/202*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4633)  0   5  0  0.0  10/ 0 DEVIATION XV (3656)       0  1 0
04/204*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5201)  0   4  0  0.0  09-209 AL BUMS VII (4141)        0  1 0
12/ 0*ASU COLLEGE RADIO (5392)   0   4  0  0.0  12/ 0*032311M (3884)            0  1 0
07/207*THE ORLANDO MOB 24 (2609)  0   4  0  0.0  07-207 IAN (3492)                0  1 0
05-205*LOVE MINUS ZERO (5778)     0   3  0  0.0  45-145 AL BUMS III (4137)        0  1 0
03-203*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5200)  0   3  0  0.0  15/ 0*111610B (3166)            0  1 0
16/ 0*WILDFLOWERS (5158)         0   3  0  0.0  14-114*MEDAL OF HONOR AG1 (3361) 0  1 0
10/210*FAILED FRANCHISES (4272)   0   3  0  0.0  11-211*THE ORLANDO MOB 39 (2624) 0  1 0
18/ 0*032311M (3884)             0   3  0  0.0  12-212*DA ORLANDO MOB 1 (2706)   0  1 0
09-209*INQUISITION T12-14 (4842)  0   2  0  0.0  19/ 0*060310F (2524)            0  1 0
11-211*THE ORLANDO MOB 39 (2624)  0   2  0  0.0  20/ 0*071709S (1781)            0  1 0
21/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0501 (6026)  0   1  0  0.0  15-115*MEDAL OF HONOR Z8 (2027)  0  1 0
17-217*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      0   1  0  0.0  17-217*PAINFUL VII (2108)        0  1 0
23/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5729)  0   1  0  0.0  16-116*MEDAL OF HONOR X5 (1674)  0  1 0
15-215*GUYS I KNEW (5203)         0   1  0  0.0  18-218*DUNGEON CELL 21 (926)     0  1 0
12-212*APRIL 12 II (5619)         0   1  0  0.0  19-219*MEDAL OF HONOR T10 (1140) 0  1 0
13-213*THESE ARE WORDS 14 (5959)  0   1  0  0.0  04-104*MEDAL OF HONOR W5 (1660)  0  1 0
27/ 0*LUROCIAN MMA2 (5993)       0   1  0  0.0  73-173 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   0  1 0
19-219*ECOMENTALISTS (4704)       0   1  0  0.0  74-174*MEDAL OF HONOR O3 (767)   0  1 0
18-218*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4862)  0   1  0  0.0  18-118*MEDAL OF HONOR P8 (782)   0  1 0
30/ 0*011411B (3851)             0   1  0  0.0  75-175 MEDAL OF HONOR Q9 (793)   0  1 0
31/ 0*060310F (2524)             0   1  0  0.0  19-119*MEDAL OF HONOR R3 (797)   0  1 0
20-220*DUNGEON CELL 21 (926)      0   1  0  0.0  24-98 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, TUM'S ALL STARS blew 
up the rankings to 13!  Managers were muttering after HORNY GOAT! showed BLACKSTONE 
what they could do:  2-0-0 to move up by 13.  Perhaps it is DIGNITY members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 37th to 7th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Managers were muttering after 4-LETTER PIZZA showed BLACKSTONE what they 
could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 14.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
MADHATTIN PROJECT blew up the rankings to 113!  Managers were muttering after MEANIES 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-1-0 to move up by 35.  Perhaps it is DEVIL 
DOGS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 51st to 16th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SONG FIRE 
ICE 1 blew up the rankings to 56!  Managers were muttering after CHEAP SHOTS showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 38.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, WILD STYLE blew up the rankings to 39!  Perhaps it is WC 
ALLSTARS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 60th to 21st last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
DRUNK DRAWING blew up the rankings to 14!  Managers were muttering after THE WHO 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 52.  Perhaps it is 
011312AG members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 82nd to 25th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
012112Q blew up the rankings to 57!  Managers were muttering after LUROCIAN TEMP11B 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 60.  Perhaps it is 
LUROCIANS TEMP11A members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 88th to 28th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, THE ORLANDO MOB 5 blew up the rankings to 64!  Managers were muttering after 
STORM'S BALANCE showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 96.  Rumor 
has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of JOKER MEN.  Note their drop in 
the rankings from 19th to 34th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is STORMY'S TROOPERS L, after suffering a 32 drop in 
ranking.  Perhaps it is PHILANTHROPISTS 101 members' intannibility that enabled them 
to move from 89th to 38th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, LAST WALTZ blew up the rankings to 87!  Managers 
were muttering after MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 
to move up by 80.  Perhaps it is KAOS 11-08 members' intannibility that enabled them 
to move from 112th to 43rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at 
KAOSTIC aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 35 
drop last week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, EL CAMINO:GRANDIOSO 
blew up the rankings to 85!  Managers were muttering after DEVIATION BLUE showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 95.  Perhaps it is BUSINESS CLASS 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 147th to 48th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
PHILANTHROPISTS43 blew up the rankings to 83!  Managers were muttering after CLASSIC 
ROCK showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-2-0 to move up by 87.  Perhaps it is 
LOITER SQUAD members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 183rd to 66th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH blew up the rankings to 119!  Managers were muttering after VIOLENT 
FEMMES showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 128.  Perhaps it is 
KAOS 11-21 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 123rd to 85th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of ILL COMMUNICATION.  Note their drop in the rankings from 72nd to 90th.  
Watch out!!!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, TIME OF DYIN' blew up 
the rankings to 44!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
HERO BLUES, after suffering a 92 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease 
has swept the stable of LUROCIANS FTFT12C.  Note their drop in the rankings from 65th 
to 115th.  Watch out!!!  The boys at VANITY aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all 
know and love, after suffering a 48 drop last week.  Perhaps it is DREAM TEAM 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 177th to 117th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is FURRY FURY SO2, after suffering a 73 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering 
after LORDS OF DARKNESS showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 
44.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of UGLY IS UGLY II.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 79th to 120th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is 011312AF, after suffering a 40 drop in 
ranking.  Perhaps it is HALLOWEENIE VI members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 197th to 122nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at THE 
SCORE aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 14 drop 
last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of READY TO DIE.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 40th to 124th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII, after suffering 
a 33 drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, NUMBERED MEN 
15 blew up the rankings to 88!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of FRUIT II.  Note their drop in the rankings from 96th to 128th.  Watch 
out!!!  The boys at GROD FLAVORS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 34 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after 042909N 
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 91.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of GOOD FLAVORS III.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 102nd to 131st.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is INJURY FAIL, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking.  The 
boys at MOTHER'S MILK aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 15 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of SLOWHAND.  Note their drop in the rankings from 34th to 136th.  Watch 
out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is SAM & DAVE, 
after suffering a 16 drop in ranking.  The boys at IT WAS WRITTEN aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 92 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of KAOS 11-06.  Note their 
drop in the rankings from 111th to 139th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is AMERICAN RECORDINGS, after suffering a 104 drop in 
ranking.  Perhaps it is THE CHRONIC members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 200th to 145th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at AL BUMS IX 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 11 drop last 
week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of THE BLACK WIND.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 135th to 149th.  Watch out!!!  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, KAOS 11-02 blew up the rankings to 22!  The boys at 
PEEP SHOW aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 140 
drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is AL 
BUMS VI, after suffering a 16 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of WEBL GREATS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 131st to 
162nd.  Watch out!!!  The boys at STORMY'S TROOPERS H aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch 
we all know and love, after suffering a 13 drop last week.  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is TEENY BOPPERS, after suffering a 35 drop in 
ranking.  Managers were muttering after PHILANTHROPISTS 107 showed BLACKSTONE what 
they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 11.  Perhaps it is THE ORLANDO MOB 18 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 214th to 177th last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THE ORLANDO MOB 24 
blew up the rankings to 32!  Managers were muttering after PHILANTHROPISTS16 showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 41.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of THE PRODUCERS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
62nd to 182nd.  Watch out!!!  012112N had cause to celebrate, after GOLDEN ABERRATION 
got 27 points by beating EX SAINT.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, DOUBLE 
TROUBLE was winsome, after beating JERRY GARCIA and seeing him lose 15 points.  You 
could cut the tension with a scimitar as SMITHEREENS of SMITH SMACK met the 
Duelmaster.  TOGORATH successfully staved off a grab for the roses by SMITHEREENS of 
SMITH SMACK.  Does BLACKSTONE have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's 
the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a 
PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in KAOS 11-08 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The 
warriors of KAOS 11-08 found their efforts at combat frustrated as SMITH SMACK 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, 
ORTEGA SAUCE could open up a fast food joint!  Place your bets!  SELFISH SWASHBUCKLER 
is the long shot of the week:  they challenged AERYN SUN, up by 29.  Fixed fights?  
Paybacks?  Blind luck?  Whatever, SELFISH SWASHBUCKLER challenged AERYN SUN, SELFISH 
SWASHBUCKLER the underdog by 29 points.  GOD'S SON challenged TWITPIN!  Who says AL 
BUMS V are just a bunch of wimps!  GOD'S SON of AL BUMS V kept his wits as he 
overcame TWITPIN.  My love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched 
fight, ENTRAILS and SAD POTTY.  Are SONG FIRE ICE 1 unwilling to engage in a fair 
fight?  I thought ENTRAILS showed great skill and promise when it slew SAD POTTY.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  The audience gave a 
nice round of rasberries to THREATCH of PHILANTHROPISTS16, for expiring in such an 
ungraceful fashion.  8-8-0, indeed!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes 
for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  BLACKSTONE, I leave 
you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad.  'Til next 
time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOGORATH 21461               11   5    136         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HNIC 23372                   16  22    111         AL BUMS (4135)            
 HARBINGER FROG 11369         14  16    111         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
-STILL SHADE 8376             12   1  1 111         KAOS AGAIN (1542)         
 ONE MOMENT 8390              10  12    110         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 SOFT KITTY 26385              9   3    105         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
-THOUSAND YARD STARE 16760    11   3  1 104         DEVIATION X (2960)        
 SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362       18  15    103         KAOSTIC (1429)            
-ADONIS DNA 22593              8   5    101         DEVIATION D (2326)        
 CLOTMUCK 19067               18  34    100         MEANIES (3379)            
 B. ETERNAL FROG 20267        14   3    100         BATTLE FROGS (2064)       
 MASTER REAPER 16223           9   4     99         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-SERVICE STATION 19661         9   2     99         IAN (3492)                
 LUNKPOOF 19085               21  31     98         TEENY BOPPERS (3382)      
 SMITHEREENS 7043              8   4  1  97         SMITH SMACK (1332)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POMPEII 13227                13   9     94         DEVIATION D (2326)        
-LEGAL MAN 26722              10   3     93         B + S (4440)              
 PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192      13   9     92         MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THOUGHT FIGHTER 7747          7   5  1  90         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 MOVING IN STEREO 26623        9   3     89         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
-MELVIN BIDDLE 6047           11   7     83         MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 
 MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106        10   5  2  83         SLOWHAND (4462)           
-IGNORE AMOS 26488             9   4     82         OTTODROME 64 (4701)       
 TWITPIN 19066                12  40  1  81         MEANIES (3379)            
 BLUE OYSTER 16749             8   6     81         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 EXQUISITE AGGRESSION 22601    6   4  2  80         DEVIATION XV (3656)       
 GOD'S SON 23391               7   7     77         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 UNKNOWN 18215                10   5  1  76         KAOS 11-02 (3233)         
 MEAT 27302                    4   0     76         4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     
 SHADOW 26165                  6   7     75         LORDS OF DARKNESS (4653)  
 ROOT DOWN 29134               8   3  1  74         ILL COMMUNICATION (5160)  
 SECOND OMEN 26233             8   2     73         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 DUTS 24988                    9   8     72         DOPPLE GANG (4439)        
-SSG18 23975                   5   2     72         MEDAL OF HONOR 116 (4252) 
 40 OZ TO FREEDOM 24870       17  17  2  70         AL BUMS (4135)            
-FIERCELY POTENT 14842         7   2  1  70         THE ORLANDO MOB 28 (2613) 
-SSG 4 18771                   6   0  1  70         MEDAL OF HONOR D11 (3333) 
 GRAPEFRUIT 11576              5   4     70         FRUIT II (2103)           
-REASONABLE DOUBT 23390       11   6     69         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 RED VIXEN 25383               6   0     69         HORNY GOAT! (4505)        
 NEVERMIND 23395              11  14  2  67         AL BUMS VI (4140)         
 FALCON MILLENIUM 26643        6   3     67         STORMY'S TROOPERS L (4730)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUBLE TROUBLE 31809          5   2     66         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
-SFC 10 23902                  5   0     66         MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
 THE SICKLY DWARF 24303        4   1     66         MILWAUKEE RULES (4306)    
-BLAH 2 30813                  3   0  3  66         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811       3   3  1  64         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 FUNKY MONK 26803              9   3  1  63         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
-MOURNING ANGEL 21449          8   5     63         KAOS 11-06 (3830)         
 LEG HAIR 13470                6   4     63         NOUNS XX (2369)           
 JALEEN 20220                  5   0     63         LUROCIANS TEMP11A (3603)  
 CINNAMON 13440                4   3     63         GROD FLAVORS (2363)       
-SERGEANT 17 9934              8   4  1  61         MEDAL OF HONOR G1 I (1805)
-SSG 13 4066                   8   6  1  59         MEDAL OF HONOR Q9 (793)   
 WET PAINT 30948               7   1     59         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 FIDDLESTICKS 27559            7   6     58         ANCIENT CURSES (4890)     
 JACQ LANTERN 25484            5   2  1  58         HALLOWEENIE VI (4525)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEX PACKETS 24985             7  11     56         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-KILL AT WILL 23369            3   2  2  56         AL BUMS (4135)            
-WRINKLES 19219                2   0  1  56         AGED (3409)               
-PAUL BOLDEN 28188             8   4     55         MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005) 
 BEUFORD ANDERSON 28184        5   2     55         MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005) 
 ORTEGA SAUCE 4327             4   5     55         GOOD FLAVORS III (844)    
-BOOM DYNAMITE 21735           4   5     55         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
 LUNGFISH POLISHER 14728       2   2     55         THE ORLANDO MOB 5 (2590)  
 GIMME SHELTER 29569           8   9  1  54         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 THE SET UP 25947             11  19     52         IT WAS WRITTEN (4616)     
 BOOZEFIGHTERS 26823           8   6     52         GREAT LAKES WEBL (4756)   
 FREE BIRD 29006               5   4     51         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
-KNUCKLELOAF 27293             4   0     51         INQUISITION T12-20 (4844) 
-YUKIO OKUTSU 3795             9  12     49         MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)   
 LAST STRAW 24737              5   3     49         OTTODROME 41 (4393)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMERICAN MUSIC 25026          8   6     48         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 MC REN 27222                  8   1     47         N.W.A. (4830)             
-PRODIGAL 26816                4   7     47         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
 SILENCING MACHINE 31810       2   2  1  47         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
 JERRY GARCIA 27232            7   8     46         RAINBOW DREAMERS (4832)   
-MIDNIGHT TOKER 26624          6   5     46         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 GIMME THE LOOT 25081          6   3     46         READY TO DIE (4457)       
 CAZAR RATONES 28827           4   1     46         EL CAMINO:GRANDIOSO (5114)
-JOHN CREWS 6034               2   6     46         MEDAL OF HONOR T9 (1139)  
 GARY GORGON 20215             4   0     45         LUROCIAN TEMP11B (3602)   
 SELFISH SWASHBUCKLER 27733    4   1     45         011312AG (4923)           
 EXPOSED 25384                 4   0  1  44         HORNY GOAT! (4505)        
 HOLLOW MAN 32919              3   1     44         DIGNITY (5773)            
-MAJ 20 11319                  4   4     43         MEDAL OF HONOR AQ (2056)  
-RYGEL 27937                   2   2     43         OTTODROME 74 (4960)       
-JOCKEY LANTERN 25519          4   2     42         HALLOWEENIE XI (4530)     
-PEPP 27296                    2   0     42         4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     
 KNOCK ME DOWN 26797           6  10  1  41         MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      
 THE PLAGUE 26817              8   6     40         WEBL GREATS (4755)        
 DRIVE ON 29080                7   5     40         AMERICAN RECORDINGS (5149)
 THE BEAST 30500               5   1     40         THE SCORE (5163)          
 TENURED WHELP 15361           2   3     40         DA ORLANDO MOB XXII (2713)
 AERYN SUN 27938               3   2     39         OTTODROME 74 (4960)       
-DOG GRENADE 7749              4   6     38         SUPERHEROES - X (1432)    
-MAJ 18 9234                   3   1     38         MEDAL OF HONOR X5 (1674)  
-'NOTHER CRYING BABY 27388     3   3     38         TEMPE ON A PLANE 14 (4859)
-T'HIGH UCANT SUSTAIN 20459    3   0     38         DEVIATION V (3646)        
-SSG 10 18817                  5   1  1  37         MEDAL OF HONOR M11 (3342) 
 EVERYBODY HURTS 29141         3   0     37         AUTOMATIC FTP (5161)      
 PAULLY D 20231                2   1     37         LUROCIAN TEMP11D (3605)   
 DRE DAY 29075                 5   5     36         THE CHRONIC (5148)        
-BLUE DIAMOND 26727            4   8     36         DEVIATION BLUE (2958)     
 ENTRAILS 24421                3   1  1  36         SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)    
 HARV 29648                    3   1     36         TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    
 BATHROOM OCCUPIED 27381       3   1     36         TEMPE ON A PLANE 13 (4858)
-CHUGGINGTON 27642             5   3     35         INQUISITION T12-21 (4905) 
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215            5   5  1  34         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 PRESSEY 20868                 2   3     34         PHILANTHROPISTS 101 (3715)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVE 27245                    5   9  1  33         SAM & DAVE (4835)         
-ONE ARMED BANDIT 30551        3   1  1  33         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
 LINT 29649                    2   0  1  33         TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    
 SMUTTY RUSHER 14793           1   6     33         THE ORLANDO MOB 18 (2603) 
-RARE FLESH 21475              3   5     31         CLIVE'S NIGHTMARES (3835) 
-J.O. LANTERN 25493            3   0     31         HALLOWEENIE VII (4526)    
 RAGE HARMONY 17734            2   3     31         PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  
 BOOGER KING 24132             0   3     31         FAILED FRANCHISES (4272)  
 BIG IN JAPAN 29457            4   2     30         KAOS 11-21 (4614)         
 TOWNSEND 30834                2   0     30         THE WHO (4444)            
 FORCED SUBTEXT 27798          2   0     30         011312R (4936)            
 JUNG 30877                    1   1     30         DREAM TEAM (5435)         
 VELL SOULSTEALER 26297        3   2     29         KAOS 11-06 (3830)         
-SOUND GARDEN 29038            3   6     29         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 EAZY 30921                    3   0     29         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
-DUE DATE 31162                2   1     29         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 WILD IRISH ROSE 30871         2   0     29         CHEAP SHOTS (5434)        
-PEARL JAM 29039               1   8     29         ALTERNATIVE ROCKETS (5141)
 THE BORDERLINE 32883          4   0     28         NORTH COUNTRY (5766)      
-SSG 6 18777                   3   0     28         MEDAL OF HONOR E11 (3334) 
-PRIVATE 3 18783               3   2     27         MEDAL OF HONOR F11 (3335) 
-GERALD ENDL 6260              3   1     27         MEDAL OF HONOR N4 (758)   
-G-WIZ 27926                   3   0     27         OTTODROME 71 (4957)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AIR RAID 32877                3   0     27         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
 PLYOMETRICS 31176             2   1     27         FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  
 GOLDEN ABERRATION 28577       1   0     27         012112N (5063)            
 FIRE ISLAND 13815             3   1     26         NATIONAL WONDERS 3 (2434) 
 QUASAR WINDS 29450            2   3  1  26         STORMY'S TROOPERS M (5212)
 USELESS MOCKERY 9816          1   1     26         071709S (1781)            
 ZOO TYCOON 33060              2   2     25         STORM'S BALANCE (5797)    
 DEF JAM SHIRT 30911           2   0     24         WILD STYLE (5442)         
 CYCLIC EVOLUTION 26704        2   1     24         KAOS 11-02 (3233)         
 ATOMIC BUM 30856              2   2     24         MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  
 STEVE BREASTON 11006          1   2     24         NUMBERED MEN 15 (1993)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIPSORTIUM 29491             1   2  1  23         KAOS 12-03 (5218)         
-SFC 15 4008                   3   1     22         MEDAL OF HONOR P8 (782)   
-BOLD MR FROGGY 26432          2   1  1  22         BATTLE FROGS 2 (4689)     
-BATTERY CRITICAL 27391        2   0     22         TEMPE ON A PLANE 15 (4860)
-ANDERSON 30894                1   0  1  22         MASS EFFECT (5438)        
 SCREAMING END 32894           3   1     21         HERO BLUES (5768)         
-OILY MENU 14827               1   0     21         THE ORLANDO MOB 25 (2610) 
-SUPERSTAR 29091               1   0     21         THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   
 CHILLY GOOBER 27791           1   0     21         011312Q (4935)            
 METALLIC GUZZLER 28726        1   0     21         012112AS (5094)           
 RIGHTEOUS KING 32866          2   2  1  20         I AND I (5762)            
 SOFA KNEE 30839               2   2     20         INJURY FAIL (5427)        
 PERVERSEPARTYPOOPER 28592     2   0     20         012112Q (5066)            
 CHEESY BLEEDING 27832         2   2     20         011312Y (4943)            
 GIN AND JUICE 29116           1   1     20         DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         
-J.O. LANTERN 25506            1   1     20         HALLOWEENIE X (4529)      
 THE WRAPPING 21570            1   1     20         011411E (3854)            
 MY DYING BED 32882            2   2  1  19         TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      
 FROG GRINDER 29478            2   2  1  19         KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)   
 DR GOODLOOKS 30861            2   1     19         VANITY (5432)             
 BILLY BOB 34364               0   1     19         THIRSTY THUGS 0501 (6026) 
-EERIEST EXPECTATION 31990     0   1     19         APRIL 12 II (5619)        
-TURBULANCE REDUX 27399        0   1     19         TEMPE ON A PLANE 17 (4862)
 MARK 30846                    2   2     18         PEEP SHOW (5429)          
 THE SMACKETH DOWN 24905       2   4     18         DEVIATION XXIII (4422)    
 GUENE MITAR 31104             1   1     18         LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)  
 PATELLA HEADSET 8193          1   1     18         042909N (1515)            
 HORSEFACE 27431               1   1     18         UGLY IS UGLY II (4865)    
-ANKLELOVER 27282              0   2     18         INQUISITION T12-14 (4842) 
 WOBBLY MEOW 17856             1   4     17         111610B (3166)            
 PUZZLED SHARK 14379           1   0     17         060310E (2523)            
 IAN IS PRETTY! 33121          1   0     17         TEMPE II V (5806)         
-CORONA 32141                  1   2     17         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
 SAROKITH 30929                1   2     17         DUB O DUBS (5446)         
 HIGHBORN RACCOON 21719        0   3     17         032311M (3884)            
-GEORGE LEWIS 32952            2   1     16         HIGH WATER (5779)         
-HOLE IN ONE 32838             1   0     16         TEAM TODD (5757)          
-SSG 27 18912                  1   2     16         MEDAL OF HONOR AG11 (3361)
-SSG 27 4084                   1   1     16         MEDAL OF HONOR R3 (797)   
-MERCURY HOTCAKE 14898         0   2     16         THE ORLANDO MOB 39 (2624) 
-RUDOLPH DAVILA 3935           2   3     15         MEDAL OF HONOR O3 (767)   
 THE CREATOR 32899             2   1     15         LOITER SQUAD (5769)       
-MAIL TRAIN 32925              1   0     15         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-DIFFERENT RULER 32892         1   0     15         WAY OF THINKING (5767)    
-THE PROFESSOR 30925           1   0     15         BALLERS (5445)            
 PHOENIX RISING 26064          0   5     15         STORMY'S TROOPERS H (4633)
 BELIGERENT BEAR 8400          0   3     15         FURRY FURY VI (1547)      
 TIMED BREADWINNER 28665       1   0     13         012112AF (5081)           
-MONDAY 29195                  1   0     13         BEING THERE (5172)        
-TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD 32836     1   0     13         BOOK BINGE (5756)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACKHEART WIND 32921         1   0     13         DIGNITY (5773)            
-CLOUD WALKER 32857            1   0     13         JOKER MEN (5760)          
-WHITE DOVE 32903              1   0     13         IN THE WIND (5770)        
-RED STRIPE 32139              1   1     12         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
-LOUIE THE KING 32942          1   0     11         HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         
-SAWBLADE 31074                1   0     11         LUROCIANS FTFT12I (5472)  
-BRONSKI BEAT 30643            1   0     11         SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 
-TUSK 30703                    1   1     11         UCSD COLLEGE RADIO (5412) 
 EVERLAST 26570                1   2     10         OTTODROME 41 (4393)       
 WEBBED RYME 33119             1   0     10         TEMPE II III (5805)       
-CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698       1   0     10         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 NIGEL 29371                   0   4     10         PHILANTHROPISTS 107 (5201)
 SUNBURNT JADEITE 21574        1   0      9         011411F (3855)            
 WARY COAL 31974               1   0      9         APRIL 1/2V (5616)         
 TARRAGAON LATRINE 33979       1   0      9         THESE ARE WORDS 10 (5955) 
 COOL HAIR 32830               2   2      8         TEAM MIKE (5755)          
 IRON HEAD 32854               1   1      8         JOKER MEN (5760)          
 PETTY EULOGIZER 27725         1   1      8         011312AF (4922)           
-PIOUS MOREL 26359             1   1      8         OTTODROME 41 (4393)       
 BONEHEAD FLOOD 21555          0   1      7         011411B (3851)            
 EX SAINT 30768                0   1      7         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
 INFANTRY SCOW 21563           0   1      7         011411D (3853)            
 SPIRIRO FEST 34194            0   1      7         LUROCIAN MMA2 (5993)      
-BROKEN WING 32944             0   1      7         LOVE MINUS ZERO (5778)    
 NUBBIN MURMURER 14380         0   1      7         060310F (2524)            
 BULLFROG CROAK 32597          0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (5729)
 SLAP HAPPY 30603              0   1      5         ASU COLLEGE RADIO (5392)  
-PFC 11 6042                   0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR T10 (1140) 
-OLD SHOELACE 30306            0   1      1         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
-PRISONER 214 4829             0   1      1         DUNGEON CELL 21 (926)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA MILL 84 34370        0  1 0 AC/DC 4886           MOUNTAIN TROLL        122  NONE
DA MILL 85 34371        0  1 0 AC/DC 4886           HIGH ELF              122  NONE
MYSTIC GARDEN 32845     1  3 0 AIN'T TALKIN' 5758   QUASAR WINDS 29450    122   
WHY ME LORD 29078       0  1 0 AMERICAN RECORD 5149 WURM KIN              122  NONE
DA MILL 88 34375        0  1 0 ANCIENT CURSES 4890  STONE GOLEM           122  NONE
DA MILL 89 34376        0  1 0 ANCIENT CURSES 4890  SHEWISH GIANT         122  NONE
DA 29120                0  1 0 AQUEMINI 5157        SHEWISH GIANT         122  NONE
DA2 29121               0  1 0 AQUEMINI 5157        DARK CHAMPION         122  NONE
BELLY 30605             0  1 0 ASU COLLEGE RAD 5392 SPYMASTER             122  NONE
KUNG FU 30606           0  1 0 ASU COLLEGE RAD 5392 HIGH ELF              122  NONE
VINEGAR 30604           0  1 0 ASU COLLEGE RAD 5392 WURM KIN              122  NONE
DA MILL 87 34374        0  1 0 BIG BANG THEORY 4682 SHEWISH GIANT         122  NONE
DA MILL 92 34379        0  1 0 CLASSIC ROCK 4889    ARENAMASTER           122  NONE
DA MILL 93 34380        0  1 0 CLASSIC ROCK 4889    STONE GOLEM           122  NONE
RODENT PEST 15324       1  1 0 DA ORLANDO MOB  2706 CRIPSORTIUM 29491     121   
CHIEF KEEF 30918        1  1 0 EASTSIDE DRILLA 5443 ASSORTED SNACKS 30088 120   
DA MILL 94 34381        0  1 0 FOLKLORE 4885        SHEWISH GIANT         122  NONE
DA MILL 95 34382        0  1 0 FOLKLORE 4885        BLACK ORC             122  NONE
JUNK P 33242            0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      BANDIT PRINCE         122  NONE
JUNK Q 33241            0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      ARENAMASTER           122  NONE
MACK THE FINGER 32939   2  2 1 HIGHWAY 61 5777      SILENCING MACHI 31810 122   
DA MILL 86 34372        0  1 0 IDIOCRACY 4683       STONE GOLEM           122  NONE
JUNK F 33236            0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      STONE GOLEM           122  NONE
JUNK Q 33432            0  1 0 KAOS 11-02 3233      HIGH ELF              122  NONE
BANNER 29495            2  4 0 LARGER THAN LIF 4681 SSG 10 18817          120   
JAMES REECE 9166        2  3 1 MEDAL OF HONOR  1660 ANDERSON 30894        120   
SSG 6 11178             5  4 1 MEDAL OF HONOR  2027 WRINKLES 19219        120   
DA MILL 90 34377        0  1 0 NIRVANA 4887         HIGH ELF              122  NONE
DA MILL 91 34378        0  1 0 NIRVANA 4887         BANDIT PRINCE         122  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JAMMED FINGER 11601     2  3 0 PAINFUL VII 2108     EXPOSED 25384         121   
JASKA 29369             0  3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 5200 JR OPPINE HAMME 30859 121   
THREATCH 7566           8  8 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 1397 ASSISTANT MANAG 32811 122   
KETCHUP 32088           0  1 0 SAUCY 5638           HIGH ELF              122  NONE
MUSTARD 32087           0  1 0 SAUCY 5638           BLACK ORC             122  NONE
SALSA 32085             0  1 0 SAUCY 5638           SHEWISH GIANT         122  NONE
TABASCO 32084           0  1 0 SAUCY 5638           BANDIT PRINCE         122  NONE
SMOOCHIEBUMP 19081      8 41 0 TEENY BOPPERS 3382   MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106 119   
DA 29074                0  1 0 THE CHRONIC 5148     SPYMASTER             122  NONE
LIL' GHETTO BOY 29072   0  1 0 THE CHRONIC 5148     BLACK ORC             122  NONE
WIT A GUN 29073         0  1 0 THE CHRONIC 5148     SPYMASTER             122  NONE
SAD POTTY 14821         0  4 0 THE ORLANDO MOB 2609 ENTRAILS 24421        122   
RETINA RENTER 34003     0  1 0 THESE ARE WORDS 5959 LINT 29649            121   
DA 29125                0  1 0 WILDFLOWERS 5158     MOUNTAIN TROLL        122  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SALSA was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA MILL 94 was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA MILL 95 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA MILL 93 was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA MILL 92 was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
JUNK Q was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
JUNK P was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
BELLY was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
KUNG FU was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK Q was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUNK F was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WHY ME LORD was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA MILL 86 was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA MILL 87 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA MILL 88 was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
DA MILL 89 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DA MILL 84 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KETCHUP was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
DA was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LIL' GHETTO BOY was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DA MILL 85 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
DA was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA2 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
WIT A GUN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA MILL 90 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
VINEGAR was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TABASCO was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA MILL 91 was slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
MUSTARD was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
SMITHEREENS was overcome by TOGORATH in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
POMPEII was savagely defeated by HNIC in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
BLUE OYSTER beat GRAPEFRUIT in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
DUTS was overpowered by CLOTMUCK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MOVING IN STEREO beat UNKNOWN in a popular 5 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SOFT KITTY overcame PARTIES AT ADAM'S in a 5 minute master's Challenge bout.
GOD'S SON narrowly defeated TWITPIN in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SHADOW overpowered GIMME SHELTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DOUBLE TROUBLE overpowered JERRY GARCIA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FIDDLESTICKS beat ORTEGA SAUCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
ASSISTANT MANAGER dispatched THREATCH in a exciting 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
SELFISH SWASHBUCKLER luckily beat AERYN SUN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
BOOGER KING was overcome by DOOM BISCUIT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ENTRAILS murdered SAD POTTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HORSEFACE was subdued by PATELLA HEADSET in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE SMACKETH DOWN was outlasted by STEVE BREASTON in a 7 minute Challenge bout.
B. ETERNAL FROG overpowered 40 OZ TO FREEDOM in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARBINGER FROG handily defeated EXQUISITE AGGRESSION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SELF SHADOWSTAFF defeated MEAN OLD FRISCO in a 2 minute expert's battle.
ONE MOMENT vanquished FALCON MILLENIUM in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
LUNKPOOF slimly lost to MASTER REAPER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's conflict.
CINNAMON was beaten by ROOT DOWN in a 2 minute competition.
FUNKY MONK slimly won victory over PANDA FISTS in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
NEVERMIND was savagely defeated by THE SICKLY DWARF in a popular 2 minute battle.
BOOZEFIGHTERS was overpowered by MEAT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
MC REN was viciously subdued by LEG HAIR in a exciting 8 minute bloody match.
KINGPIN overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
SECOND OMEN handily defeated SEX PACKETS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
GIMME THE LOOT was beaten by JACQ LANTERN in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
RED VIXEN demolished TENURED WHELP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE SET UP was savagely defeated by LUNGFISH POLISHER in a 4 minute contest.
WET PAINT savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
AMERICAN MUSIC overpowered MONKEY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LAST STRAW viciously subdued KNOCK ME DOWN in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
DRIVE ON was vanquished by JALEEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GARY GORGON narrowly defeated VELL SOULSTEALER in a popular 4 minute bloody conflict.
FREE BIRD overpowered HANDS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
THE PLAGUE was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAVE was overpowered by CAZAR RATONES in a 3 minute uneven fight.
BEUFORD ANDERSON vanquished EXECUTIVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOLLOW MAN demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EXPOSED overpowered SCREAMING END in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DRE DAY outwaited HIGHBORN RACCOON in a tiresome 26 minute brutal contest.
SILENCING MACHINE murdered MACK THE FINGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRESSEY overpowered SAROKITH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PAULLY D won victory over RIGHTEOUS KING in a 2 minute struggle.
RAGE HARMONY beat BELIGERENT BEAR in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
SMUTTY RUSHER was subdued by FORCED SUBTEXT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
EVERYBODY HURTS savagely defeated CRIPSORTIUM in a 2 minute gory fight.
THE BEAST vanquished FROG GRINDER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BIG IN JAPAN slimly won victory over WILLETT in a monotonous 12 minute melee.
ASSORTED SNACKS vanquished SOFA KNEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRENMO was unbelievably bested by PLYOMETRICS in a action packed 2 minute match.
HARV vanquished PHOENIX RISING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
LINT overpowered DR GOODLOOKS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUASAR WINDS killed MYSTIC GARDEN in a 2 minute fight.
NIGEL slimly lost to JR OPPINE HAMMER in a exciting 6 minute fight.
GIN AND JUICE was overcome by BATHROOM OCCUPIED in a 2 minute match.
ZOO TYCOON devastated PREMIER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHEESY BLEEDING outlasted DOBBIE in a crowd boring 11 minute brutal duel.
TOWNSEND vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute one-sided fray.
MARK was viciously subdued by FIRE ISLAND in a 1 minute bloody bout.
CYCLIC EVOLUTION demolished WOBBLY MEOW in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ATOMIC BUM overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WILD IRISH ROSE handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JUNG overpowered USELESS MOCKERY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRIPPLE CREEK demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEF JAM SHIRT viciously subdued EVERLAST in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
EAZY viciously subdued THE WRAPPING in a action packed 4 minute bloody fight.
GUENE MITAR was beaten by AIR RAID in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
MY DYING BED bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute battle.
COOL HAIR lost to PUZZLED SHARK in a action packed 3 minute amateur's bout.
IRON HEAD lost to CHILLY GOOBER in a 4 minute duel.
THE BORDERLINE handily defeated BONEHEAD FLOOD in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE SQUID was vanquished by TIMED BREADWINNER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
THE CREATOR overpowered NUBBIN MURMURER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched competition.
EX SAINT was demolished by GOLDEN ABERRATION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PETTY EULOGIZER was devastated by IAN IS PRETTY! in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PERVERSEPARTYPOOPER overpowered BILLY BOB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TARRAGAON LATRINE beat SLAP HAPPY in a action packed 4 minute novice's brawl.
SPIRIRO FEST was overcome by SUNBURNT JADEITE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
INFANTRY SCOW was overcome by WARY COAL in a 2 minute beginner's match.
WEBBED RYME overpowered BULLFROG CROAK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
METALLIC GUZZLER demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a unpopular 7 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      39         STRIKING ATTACK  125 -  96 - 12      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     34         TOTAL PARRY       89 -  75 -  2      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  34         LUNGING ATTACK   153 - 150 -  7      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 34         WALL OF STEEL     50 -  56 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         AIMED BLOW       140 - 175 -  9      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         SLASHING ATTACK   67 -  88 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  41 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  12 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  27 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  66 -  3      20  |

Turn 122 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       18 - 16     AIMED BLOW        19 - 20         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    16 - 18         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 20         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      4 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  9     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TOGORATH 21461             11   5  0  136 KAOS 11-08 (3833)
AIMED BLOW       SOFT KITTY 26385            9   3  0  105 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SELF SHADOWSTAFF 11362     18  15  0  103 KAOSTIC (1429)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASTER REAPER 16223         9   4  0   99 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
TOTAL PARRY      PARTIES AT ADAM'S 16192    13   9  0   92 MORALS W/ METAPHORS (2861)
BASHING ATTACK   MEAN OLD FRISCO 25106      10   5  2   83 SLOWHAND (4462)
WALL OF STEEL    BLUE OYSTER 16749           8   6  0   81 DEVIATION BLUE (2958)
SLASHING ATTACK  FUNKY MONK 26803            9   3  1   63 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
PARRY-STRIKE     FREE BIRD 29006             5   4  0   51 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUNKPOOF 19085.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LEG HAIR 13470.  The ten other most popular fighters were STEVE BREASTON 11006, 
GUENE MITAR 31104, EAZY 30921, TWITPIN 19066, THREATCH 7566, NIGEL 29371, MOVING IN 
STEREO 26623, SOFT KITTY 26385, LAST STRAW 24737, and HNIC 23372.

The least popular fighter this week was HIGHBORN RACCOON 21719.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DRE DAY 29075, CHEESY BLEEDING 27832, METALLIC GUZZLER 28726, 
DOBBIE 30850, BIG IN JAPAN 29457, BULLFROG CROAK 32597, NUBBIN MURMURER 14380, THE 
SQUID 31774, THE WRAPPING 21570, and USELESS MOCKERY 9816.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TOGORATH (84-21461) KAOS 11-08

                           AVOIDS, BLOODFEUDS, & CHALLENGES

                                       by Pagan

     Ever wonder how the whole challenge/avoid thing works?
     Who you fight depends on exactly how it works.  We will never know exactly how it 
works unless we can get a look at the coding for the program, but this is how I think 
it works:

The Situation:
     The system allows a warrior to make two separate challenges and two distinct 
avoids.
     Avoids are distinct in that they MUST indicate a specific team to be avoided, so 
a "double avoid" indicates a single team twice, which by default means you are 
avoiding one team.  In this case, the second avoid is a duplicate and therefore a 
waste of an avoid.
     Challenges are to specific warriors.  You have a first challenge, and then you 
have a second challenge.

The Process:
     First the computer removes all Dark Arena challengers from the list of available 
warriors.
     Second, the computer checks for WHO fights WHO by going though all TVs and 
bloodfeuds, which are 100% sure to go through except in four instances:
     1. the warrior challenged does not fight,
     2. the warrior challenged is also making a bloodfeud or TV challenge and that 
challenge has already been assigned,
     3. the warrior has already been assigned to a Dark Arena fight,
     4. that warrior has declared your team to be one of his warrior's avoids, 
reducing your challenge to 50%.
     Third, the computer assesses all the regular first-challenge warriors and assigns 
fights.  All other challenges are at 100% chance of success except in a few instances:  
warrior challenged is going to the DA, warrior challenged is involved in a previously 
assigned challenge, warrior challenged is not running this turn, or warrior challenged 
has avoided your team at 50% chance to avoid.
     Fourth, the computer assesses and assigns all secondary challenges of warriors 
not so far assigned for bloodfeuds and TVs.
     Fifth, the computer assesses and assigns all the regular second challenges.
     Sixth, the computer assigns random matchups in each available class starting with 
the highest class first.
     Seventh, the computer finds the remaining warriors that have successfully avoided 
all first and second challenges and/or who also did not get randomly assigned, AND for 
whom no more available warriors remain in their class for random pairing.  All of 
these warriors get RSI-generated warriors to fight based on their class.
     So, if I'm right and avoids reduce the chance for a challenge to 50%, then:
     In the absence of an avoid
          single challenge = 100% success
          double challenge = 100% success, then an additional 100% success
     Where an avoid is involved
          single challenge vs avoid = 50% success
          double challenge vs avoid = 75% (chance to avoid is 0.5 * 0.5 = 0.25; 1 - 
0.25 = 75% chance to succeed

     Bloodfeuds and TVs may increase the percentage chance of success above 100%, or 
they may not.  I feel that their increased ability to get through is based solely on 
the way the computer assigns challenges.  They are first, so they are most likely to 
go through.  The 100% chance for a challenge to succeed is 100% if it's a TV bloodfeud 
and you are the first one to get assigned a fight that day because you are also the 
Duelmaster.  But after that the chances start to diminish rapidly.
     The run-through for second challenges theoretically means your challenge should 
be 100% but it's not the case if you are the LAST guy the computer goes to for finding 
challenges.
     If you don't double challenge, you significantly lower your chance to get your 
challenge through.  The second challenge is not equal to the first challenge.

Pagan