DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/21/2014    Duedate: 09/03/2014

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 164

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMELLS FROGGY
KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)
(84-31782) [10-5-2,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SMELLS FROGGY                  NEON KING KONG
KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)        THE MESSAGE (6371)
(84-31782) [10-5-2,141]        (84-36476) [7-2-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

POINTED THREATS                COME AS YOU ARE
I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)       NEVERMIND (4449)
(84-32849) [15-14-0,90]        (84-25038) [5-4-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION N (6900)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CROOKED RAIN (5155)           50 
2. BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)      41    TEMPE II V (5806)
3. BIRDEMIC (5439)               28    Unchartered Team
4. HAIR DAY (5440)               25 
5. 80S MOVIES (8020)             24    BEERSERKER (7320)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ARCHER (8297)              3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 DEVIATION N (6900)        8  5 0
 2/ 4*BEERSERKER (7320)          3   0  0 100.   2- 2 HOORAY BEER (5649)        5  0 1
 3- 2*EASTER ASSASSINS (7850)    2   0  0 100.   3/ 3*DEVIATION H (6897)        5  1 1
 4/13*PAIN AND HEARTACHE (7999)  2   0  0 100.   4/ 4*BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 5  1 0
 5- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 1335 (6230)  2   0  0 100.   5/ 7*DEAD WORLD (7602)         5  1 0
 6/ 0*PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)       1   0  0 100.   6/34 IN THE LONG RUN (6627)    4  0 0
 7/ 0*FOOD! (8026)               1   0  0 100.   7/ 8 GOOD TIMES (6780)         4  1 0
 8/ 0*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    1   0  0 100.   8- 5 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  4  1 0
 9/ 0*TRICKS (7867)              1   0  0 100.   9/37 FAMILY PETS (5780)        4  3 0
10/ 0*BLACK COLOSSUS 11B (8195)  1   0  0 100.  10- 6*ARCHER (8297)             3  0 0
11-11*CHI 2014C (8298)           1   0  0 100.  11/21*BEST TP EVER! (7092)      3  0 0
12/ 0*GEMS (7870)                1   0  0 100.  12/22 THE GREAT TMM (7146)      3  0 0
13/ 0*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)       1   0  0 100.  13/24 MENTORS PETS (7253)       3  0 0
14/ 0*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    1   0  0 100.  14/26*BEERSERKER (7320)         3  0 0
15/ 0*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198)  1   0  0 100.  15/48*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7337) 3  0 0
16/ 0*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8199)  1   0  0 100.  16/29*BAD NEWS (7518)           3  0 0
17-16*THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)  1   0  0 100.  17/32 THIRSTY THUGS 1306 (6193) 3  0 0
18-17*CHILDHOOD HEROES (7312)    1   0  0 100.  18/33 THE AFFLICTED (6313)      3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*TODAY TOO (4626)           1   0  0 100.  19/35 TEMPE II V (5806)         3  0 0
20/ 0*BLACKHEART 2 (1963)        1   0  0 100.  20/36 PHILLY X (5632)           3  0 0
21/20 TEMPE II V (5806)         11   1  0 91.7  21/38 SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   3  0 0
22-21 SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   11   2  0 84.6  22/58 THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   3  0 0
23/30*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7337)  5   1  0 83.3  23-13*CLASH RADIO (5410)        3  1 0
24/27*BAD NEWS (7518)            5   1  0 83.3  24/68 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   3  1 0
25/32*DEMONIC VISION (6792)      5   1  0 83.3  25-14*THE KENNEL (5210)         3  2 1
26/37*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7318)  4   1  1 80.0  26/19 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      3  2 1
27-28*THE MENTORS FLY (7214)     4   1  0 80.0  27/70 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     3  3 0
28/41*THINGS FORGOTTEN (6595)    4   1  0 80.0  28-15*WILD THINGS (6974)        3  4 0
29-35 011411L (3847)            10   3  1 76.9  29-16 EXPENDABLES (5650)        3  4 0
30/25*BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325)  9   3  2 75.0  30/69*HOLLY DAYS (7607)         3  5 0
31/ 0*WORTH LITTLE (5653)        6   2  0 75.0  31-17 DEVIATION V (3646)        3  5 0
32-42*CODE NAMES 34 (5934)       3   1  0 75.0  32/72 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      3  5 0
33/ 0*SONG OF FIRE A (4327)      3   1  0 75.0  33-20*EASTER ASSASSINS (7850)   2  0 0
34/23*NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744)  5   2  0 71.4  34/85*PAIN AND HEARTACHE (7999) 2  0 0
35-46 SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   12   5  0 70.6  35/97*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7318) 2  0 0
36-48 MUCH OLDER (2723)         14   6  1 70.0  36-23*THE MENTORS FLY (7214)    2  0 0
37/33 THIRSTY THUGS 1353 (6840)  7   3  1 70.0  37-28*TEMPE 2014AA (7405)       2  0 0
38/53 THE GREAT TMM (7146)       7   3  0 70.0  38-31*THIRSTY THUGS 1335 (6230) 2  0 0
39/50 SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)    9   4  0 69.2  56/156 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       2  0 0
40/51 060310U (2539)             9   4  0 69.2  40-11 MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      2  0 0
41-49 SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)    9   4  0 69.2  41/39 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       2  1 1
42/ 0 WAY OF THINKING (5767)    11   5  0 68.8  87/187 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  2  1 1
43/47 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      27  13  2 67.5  43-44*THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    2  1 0
44/43 STORM'S EDGE (6972)        8   4  0 66.7  31/131*FLOYD'S NIGHTMARE (8038)  2  1 0
45/62 THIRSTY THUGS 1306 (6193)  8   4  0 66.7  45/27*99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    2  1 0
46-52*SUPE FORCES 6702 (30)      6   3  1 66.7  46/47 STORM'S EDGE (6972)       2  1 0
47/29*CASINO (7324)              4   2  0 66.7  72/172*TEMPE 2014Q (7395)        2  1 0
48/31*SWEETNESS (6708)           4   2  0 66.7  48/25*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 2  1 0
49-56*THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)     2   1  0 66.7  42/142*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 2  1 0
19/119*FLOYD'S NIGHTMARE (8038)   2   1  0 66.7  50/45*NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 2  1 0
27/127*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552)  2   1  0 66.7  43/143*TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  2  1 0
52/60 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   19  10  0 65.5  51/151*DEMONIC VISION (6792)     2  1 0
53/63 THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   13   7  1 65.0  53/51 GEMMELL (6106)            2  1 0
54-58 FAMOUS WEAPONS (7169)     13   7  0 65.0  47/147*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (6167) 2  1 0
55-59 MY TEEN YEARS (2313)      13   7  0 65.0  76/176 DEEP BLUE (6171)          2  1 0
56-65*THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459)  5   3  0 62.5  48/148*THIRSTY THUGS 1312 (6207) 2  1 0
57/74 THE AFFLICTED (6313)       8   5  1 61.5  57-53 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       2  1 0
58/67 SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   22  14  1 61.1  45/145 NAMED BY MARK V (6439)    2  1 0
59/83*TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)     6   4  0 60.0  44/144*NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 2  1 0
60/54 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236)  6   4  0 60.0  78/178 I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  2  1 0
14/114*VIKING HEROES (7178)       3   2  1 60.0  61/ 9 STORM'S BALANCE (5797)    2  1 0
62/38*THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241)  3   2  1 60.0  80/180 MASS EFFECT (5438)        2  1 0
63/39*4-LETTER DRINKS (7637)     3   2  0 60.0  85/185*HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       2  1 0
15/115*TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)   3   2  0 60.0  64/10 SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   2  1 0
65/40*99 OF 100 USERS (7321)     3   2  0 60.0  65/41 SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   2  1 0
66-70*TEMPE 2014AA (7405)        3   2  0 60.0  66/61 SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)   2  1 0
67/73 ENTER THE WU (4831)       25  17  1 59.5  65/165 SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)   2  1 0
68/77 MASS EFFECT (5438)        14  10  2 58.3  68-63*THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  2  2 1
69/85 MENTORS PETS (7253)        7   5  1 58.3  69/46*CASINO (7324)             2  2 0
70/72 DEVIATION N (6900)        22  16  3 57.9  71/171*AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)  2  2 0
71/66 SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)    8   6  0 57.1  49/149 PAID IN FULL (6368)       2  2 0
09/109*TEMPE 2014Q (7395)         4   3  0 57.1  54/154 VANITY (5432)             2  2 0
73-78 DEVIATION V (3646)        63  49  5 56.2  79/179 HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         2  2 0
74-80 SKY HIGH (3465)            9   7  1 56.2  74-65 FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      2  2 0
75/68 SUPE FORCES 7A09 (4400)    9   7  0 56.2  75-64 DEVIATION XLII (5588)     2  2 0
76-82 PHILLY XVI (5639)         10   8  1 55.6  82/182 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      2  2 0
77/90 PHILLY X (5632)           10   8  0 55.6  77-66*IN UTERO (5153)           2  2 0
11/111*DEAD WORLD (7602)          5   4  0 55.6  78-67*EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     2  2 0
07/107*THIRSTY THUGS 1312 (6207)  5   4  0 55.6  41/241 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         2  2 0
08/108*HORNY GOAT!! (4402)        5   4  0 55.6  80/12 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         2  2 0
02/102*BEST TP EVER! (7092)       6   5  0 54.5  81/49*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
03/103*AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)   6   5  0 54.5  83/183 IDIOT WIND (5908)         2  3 0
83/75 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  19  16  2 54.3  83-71 BEING THERE (5172)        2  3 0
84-87 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  34  29  8 54.0  84/52 PSK (6366)                2  4 0
85/ 0*THE MESSAGE (6371)         7   6  0 53.8  85/55 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  4 0
01/101 SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)    7   6  0 53.8  84/184 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  2  4 0
87/95 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       27  24  1 52.9  87-80*CHI 2014C (8298)          1  0 0
88/79 STORM'S BALANCE (5797)     9   8  1 52.9  88/ 0*TRICKS (7867)             1  0 0
89/84 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  11  10  0 52.4  89/ 0*GEMS (7870)               1  0 0
90-93 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  11  10  0 52.4  90/ 0*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   1  0 0
91-96 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      25  24  0 51.0  91/ 0*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      1  0 0
92/94 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     21  21  1 50.0  92/ 0*FOOD! (8026)              1  0 0
93-97 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     21  21  0 50.0  93/ 0*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   1  0 0
31/131 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       14  14  1 50.0  94/ 0*PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)      1  0 0
95/92 INJURY FAIL (5427)        11  11  1 50.0  95/ 0*BLACK COLOSSUS 11B (8195) 1  0 0
33/133 DRIFER'S ESCAPE (6367)     7   7  0 50.0  96/ 0*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198) 1  0 0
97/88 SUPE FORCES 2A04 (3487)    7   7  0 50.0  97/ 0*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8199) 1  0 0
04-104*011312AH (4924)            5   5  0 50.0  98-88*THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 1  0 0
53/153*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (6167)  4   4  0 50.0  01-101*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 1  0 0
10-110*FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)      3   3  0 50.0  00-89*CHILDHOOD HEROES (7312)   1  0 0
01/57*SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)     2   2  0 50.0  00/100*TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    1  0 0
95/195*THIRSTY THUGS 1405 (7553)  2   2  0 50.0  02-90*THE MENTORS 2 (7212)      1  0 0
16-116*IN UTERO (5153)            2   2  0 50.0  03-30*MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7722) 1  0 0
04/ 9*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207)  1   1  1 50.0  06-106*THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 1  0 0
05/ 0*DETHKLOK (8018)            1   1  0 50.0  72/272 DRIFER'S ESCAPE (6367)    1  0 0
06/ 0*80S MOVIES (8020)          1   1  0 50.0  07/107*THINGS FORGOTTEN (6595)   1  0 0
23-123*CHI 2014W (8319)           1   1  0 50.0  07/ 0 RATM (5182)               1  0 0
22-122*CHI 2014O (8311)           1   1  0 50.0  08/ 0*WORTH LITTLE (5653)       1  0 0
09/15*PLAGUEWIND 9I (8070)       1   1  0 50.0  09/ 0 WAY OF THINKING (5767)    1  0 0
20-120*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8079)  1   1  0 50.0  38/238 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237) 1  0 0
17-117*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8081)  1   1  0 50.0  11/ 0 HURRICANE (5905)          1  0 0
24-124*THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  1   1  0 50.0  12/ 0*SONG OF FIRE A (4327)     1  0 0
18-118*BARMY SOTS (7923)          1   1  0 50.0  60-160 KAOS 11-21 (4614)         1  0 0
14/12*PAINFUL EXPECTATIO (7998)  1   1  0 50.0  19-119*TODAY TOO (4626)          1  0 0
15/ 0*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      1   1  0 50.0  61-161 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764) 1  0 0
16/ 0*OTTODROME 155 (7754)       1   1  0 50.0  21/121 ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  0 0
17/ 0*80'S MUSIC (8017)          1   1  0 50.0  17-40 SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   1  0 0
26-126*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743)  1   1  0 50.0  18-42 011411L (3847)            1  0 0
96/296*REALLY? (7298)             1   1  0 50.0  62-162 SKY HIGH (3465)           1  0 0
35/135 HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         19  20  1 48.7  20-43 MUCH OLDER (2723)         1  0 0
30-130 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     37  39  1 48.7  21/ 0*BLACKHEART 2 (1963)       1  0 0
22/ 0 BOOK BINGE (5756)          9  10  0 47.4  28-128 SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)   1  0 0
32-132 HOORAY BEER (5649)        24  27  3 47.1  23/75*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 1  1 1
48/148 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)      8   9  0 47.1  24/18*THIRSTY THUGS 1304 (6202) 1  1 1
00/100 ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)    7   8  0 46.7  33-133*BARMY SOTS (7923)         1  1 0
38/138 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  19  22  1 46.3  34-134*THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 1  1 0
46/146 IN THE LONG RUN (6627)    25  29  1 46.3  36-136*CHI 2014O (8311)          1  1 0
34-134 STATES OF MIND (2910)     52  61  1 46.0  28/ 0*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     1  1 0
47/147 I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  15  18  0 45.5  29/ 0*80'S MUSIC (8017)         1  1 0
36-136 THE DR'S INN (6777)       10  12  1 45.5  30/ 0*DETHKLOK (8018)           1  1 0
31/ 0 HERO BLUES (5768)          9  11  2 45.0  31/ 0*80S MOVIES (8020)         1  1 0
41-141 DEVIATION XLII (5588)     32  40  1 44.4  32/ 0*OTTODROME 155 (7754)      1  1 0
33/ 0 HURRICANE (5905)           8  10  0 44.4  37-137*CHI 2014W (8319)          1  1 0
05/105*THIRSTY THUGS 1304 (6202)  4   5  1 44.4  34/87*PLAGUEWIND 9I (8070)      1  1 0
06/106*100613O (7117)             4   5  0 44.4  35-135*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8079) 1  1 0
75/175*THIRSTY THUGS 1314 (6209)  4   5  0 44.4  30-130*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8081) 1  1 0
40/140 MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  18  23  2 43.9  37/84*PAINFUL EXPECTATIO (7998) 1  1 0
49/149 GOOD TIMES (6780)         13  17  0 43.3  69-169*ATTITUDE (7957)           1  1 0
51-151 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    6   8  0 42.9  39/92*NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       1  1 0
40/71*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)  3   4  0 42.9  66/266*REALLY? (7298)            1  1 0
13/113*SUPE FORCES 8A06 (3488)    3   4  0 42.9  41/ 0*MIXED FRUIT (7201)        1  1 0
55-155*THE KENNEL (5210)          8  11  2 42.1  02/102 THIRSTY THUGS 1353 (6840) 1  1 0
44/144 SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)    8  11  0 42.1  43/ 0*THE MESSAGE (6371)        1  1 0
58/158*DEVIATION H (6897)        10  14  2 41.7  80/280*THIRSTY THUGS 1314 (6209) 1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
80/180 SUPE FORCES AA04 (2934)    5   7  0 41.7  03/103*THIRSTY THUGS 1338 (6233) 1  1 0
61/161 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      26  37  0 41.3  08/108*SWEETNESS (6708)          1  1 0
60/160 PEEP SHOW (5429)          34  51  1 40.0  57-157*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 1  1 0
63-163*THE MENTORS 2 (7212)       4   6  1 40.0  58-158*COLLEGE FUN (5730)        1  1 0
64-164*MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7722)  4   6  0 40.0  49/ 0 BOOK BINGE (5756)         1  1 0
50/ 0*SUPE FORCES 9A09 (2930)    2   3  0 40.0  55-155*CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      1  1 0
69-169 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  15  23  2 39.5  51-54 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   1  1 0
54/154 LAST WALTZ (5441)         24  37  1 39.3  67/167 INJURY FAIL (5427)        1  2 1
70-170 BEING THERE (5172)        11  17  1 39.3  68-168*FLOYD RADIO (5411)        1  2 1
67/167 KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)   18  28  3 39.1  30/230*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7788) 1  2 0
68/168 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      18  28  1 39.1  29/229*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8076) 1  2 0
59/159 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)    9  14  0 39.1  32/132*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    1  2 0
62/162 BIRDEMIC (5439)           15  24  2 38.5  38/138*100613O (7117)            1  2 0
56/156 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)     5   8  0 38.5  41/141*SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    1  2 0
89/189 NAMED BY MARK V (6439)     5   8  0 38.5  39/139*100613Q (7119)            1  2 0
73-173 ARCADE CLASSICS (5942)    21  35  0 37.5  33/233*VIKING HEROES (7178)      1  2 0
81/181 DEEP BLUE (6171)          18  30  1 37.5  70-170*FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     1  2 0
82/182 IDIOT WIND (5908)          6  10  2 37.5  40/140*MUFFINS! II (7750)        1  2 0
63/ 0 RATM (5182)                6  10  0 37.5  34/234*THIRSTY THUGS 1405 (7553) 1  2 0
52/152*100613Q (7119)             3   5  0 37.5  64/50*4-LETTER DRINKS (7637)    1  2 0
71/171 DEVIATION XLX (5821)      22  37  0 37.3  73/173*APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)  1  2 0
74/174 MAGES OF MENTORS (6581)   18  31  2 36.7  52/152*THIRSTY THUGS 1352 (6835) 1  2 0
77/177 FAMILY PETS (5780)        18  31  0 36.7  53/153 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)    1  2 0
43/143 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)    8  14  0 36.4  74/174 GENERALS (6174)           1  2 0
69/ 0 NEVERMIND (4449)          19  34  1 35.8  50/150 VERBS 7 (6849)            1  2 0
72/172 STARTING XI (6195)         5   9  0 35.7  75/175 MAGES OF MENTORS (6581)   1  2 0
84-184*WILD THINGS (6974)         9  17  1 34.6  46/146*THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 1  2 0
85-185 EXPENDABLES (5650)        12  23  0 34.3  72/77 KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)   1  2 0
86-186 FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      12  24  1 33.3  73/56 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  2 0
87-187*CLASH RADIO (5410)         9  18  0 33.3  81-181*ARCANE FOLLY (5894)       1  2 0
10/210 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237)  7  14  0 33.3  88/288 MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  1  2 0
79/179*ORL 2013N (6996)           4   8  0 33.3  23/223*SUPE FORCES 7A05 (4403)   1  2 0
77/ 0*MIXED FRUIT (7201)         3   6  1 33.3  77/ 0 NEVERMIND (4449)          1  2 0
91/191*HOLLY DAYS (7607)          3   6  0 33.3  78/57 SUPE FORCES 7A09 (4400)   1  2 0
45/245*LAST THOUGHTS (7200)       2   4  1 33.3  86-186*THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  1  2 0
66/166*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304)  2   4  0 33.3  80/59 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   1  2 0
65/165*MUFFINS! II (7750)         2   4  0 33.3  63/163 SUPE FORCES 2A04 (3487)   1  2 0
76/276*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8076)  1   2  0 33.3  88-188 KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      1  2 0
74/274*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7788)  1   2  0 33.3  83/60 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  2 0
21/121*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)     1   2  0 33.3  64/164 ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)   1  2 0
25/125*NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)        1   2  0 33.3  43/243 SUPE FORCES AA04 (2934)   1  2 0
96-196*CREATURES (6616)           1   2  0 33.3  25/225 060310U (2539)            1  2 0
02-202 FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)     12  25  0 32.4  87/62 DM ALL-STARS (80)         1  2 0
05/205 VANITY (5432)             14  30  1 31.8  90-190*BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   1  3 0
83/183 BALLERS (5445)             6  13  0 31.6  91-191*XCOM OPS (7968)           1  3 0
13/213 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)       6  13  0 31.6  92-192*COLLEGE RADIO (7280)      1  3 0
03-203*FLOYD RADIO (5411)         5  11  1 31.2  91/ 0*HAIR DAY (5440)           1  3 0
30/230*NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447)  4   9  2 30.8  93-193*VOLVO (5713)              1  3 0
07-207 PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186)  4   9  0 30.8  93/ 0*POD CAST (5436)           1  3 0
20/220 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         21  49  1 30.0  94-194*BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 1  3 0
11-211*EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)      6  14  0 30.0  96-196 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  1  3 0
08/208 DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   18  43  0 29.5  97-197*FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    1  4 0
04/204 ZOMBIE LAND (6427)         5  12  0 29.4  98-198 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      1  4 0
12-212 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)        5  12  0 29.4  16/216*LAST THOUGHTS (7200)      1  4 0
15-215 KING'S NIGHTS (3836)       9  22  1 29.0  99-199*PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)    1  4 0
14/214 DM ALL-STARS (80)         16  40  0 28.6  00-73 FAMOUS WEAPONS (7169)     1  4 0
06/206 VERBS 7 (6849)             4  10  0 28.6  11/211 CTHULHU'S ZEALOTS (7197)  1  4 0
16-216 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764)  4  10  0 28.6  01-201*011312AH (4924)           1  4 0
90/190*THIRSTY THUGS 1305 (6192)  2   5  1 28.6  15/215*3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   1  5 0
53/253*SUPE FORCES 7A05 (4403)    2   5  0 28.6  22/222 PEEP SHOW (5429)          1  5 0
19-219*THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)   7  18  1 28.0  00/200 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       1  5 0
21/221 GENERALS (6174)           13  35  3 27.1  03/203 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    1  5 0
22-222 KAOS 11-21 (4614)         13  35  0 27.1  06-206 IDIOCRACY (4683)          1  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
25/225 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    20  54  0 27.0  04-204 DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     1  5 0
09/ 0*HAIR DAY (5440)            4  11  0 26.7  02/202*ORL 2013N (6996)          1  6 0
23-223*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394)  4  11  0 26.7  05/205 DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   1  6 0
26-226*ARCANE FOLLY (5894)        5  14  1 26.3  09/209 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      1  9 0
24/224 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       17  48  1 26.2  08-208 ARCADE CLASSICS (5942)    1  9 0
27-227*SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400)  8  23  0 25.8  07/207 DEVIATION XLX (5821)      1  9 0
28/228 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         21  61  0 25.6  13/213*GETO BOYS (7199)          0  6 0
29-229 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)    6  18  0 25.0  77/177 LAST WALTZ (5441)         0  6 0
17/217*THIRSTY THUGS 1352 (6835)  2   6  0 25.0  10-210*GOD'S SON II (7879)       0  5 0
94/194*DAYS 2 (7874)              1   3  0 25.0  14-214*WINTER 2013 XXXIII (7376) 0  5 0
32-232*BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)    1   3  0 25.0  17/217*HYPNOTIZE (6376)          0  5 0
33-233*XCOM OPS (7968)            1   3  0 25.0  19-74 AC/DC (4886)              0  5 0
34-234*COLLEGE RADIO (7280)       1   3  0 25.0  20/220*FOOLS 2014 - XIII (7831)  0  4 0
36-236*VOLVO (5713)               1   3  0 25.0  18-218*DEVIATION LXXV (6294)     0  4 0
38/238 GEMMELL (6106)            13  40  1 24.5  22/ 0 D DAY (5448)              0  4 0
23/ 0 D DAY (5448)               4  13  0 23.5  19-219*SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 0  4 0
39-239*DEVIATION LXXV (6294)      6  21  1 22.2  18/118 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   0  4 0
44/244 PAID IN FULL (6368)        4  14  0 22.2  28/228*MUFFINS! IV (7752)        0  3 0
40-240*BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  4  14  0 22.2  35/235 STARTING XI (6195)        0  3 0
42-242 IDIOCRACY (4683)          13  46  1 22.0  37/237 ZOMBIE LAND (6427)        0  3 0
43-243*THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)   3  11  0 21.4  40/240*SUPE FORCES 0B08 (4516)   0  3 0
37/237 PSK (6366)                 4  16  0 20.0  24/224*SUPE FORCES 8A06 (3488)   0  3 0
47-247*ATTITUDE (7957)            1   4  0 20.0  30/ 0 FURRY FURY 11-04 (3829)   0  3 0
48-248*FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)     1   4  0 20.0  45/245*PAINFUL II (2116)         0  3 0
50-250*MORE FAVORITES (7027)      1   4  0 20.0  31-231*CHI 2014D (8300)          0  2 0
35/235*THIRSTY THUGS 1338 (6233)  1   4  0 20.0  26-226*THUG SYNDICATE (7918)     0  2 0
51-251*WISHFUL THINKING (1867)    1   4  0 20.0  47/247*PLAGUEWIND 3C (8064)      0  2 0
52-252 AC/DC (4886)              10  46  1 17.9  35/ 0*EASY RAIDERS (8016)       0  2 0
62/262*APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)   2  10  0 16.7  27-227*BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)     0  2 0
46/246*SUPE FORCES 0B08 (4516)    1   5  1 16.7  57/257*CHI 2014K (8307)          0  2 0
49/249*MUFFINS! IV (7752)         1   5  0 16.7  51/251*PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)  0  2 0
67/267*3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)    1   5  0 16.7  52/252*THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215) 0  2 0
57/257 CTHULHU'S ZEALOTS (7197)   4  21  0 16.0  67/267*TARGET MEN (7300)         0  2 0
41/ 0 FURRY FURY 11-04 (3829)    4  22  1 15.4  32-232*THE WILD ONES (7534)      0  2 0
42/ 0*POD CAST (5436)            3  19  0 13.6  36-236*THIRSTY THUGS 1336 (6231) 0  2 0
56-256*UGA COLLEGE RADIO  (8349)  2  13  0 13.3  75/275*THIRSTY THUGS 1305 (6192) 0  2 0
58-258*COLLEGE FUN (5730)         3  21  0 12.5  21-221*LAFFALYMPICS (5742)       0  2 0
59-259*GOD'S SON II (7879)        1   8  0 11.1  95-195 FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)     0  2 0
61/261*HYPNOTIZE (6376)           1  10  0  9.1  46/ 0 HERO BLUES (5768)         0  2 0
63-263*THE MENTORS 3 (7213)       1  11  0  8.3  10/110 BALLERS (5445)            0  2 0
64-264*PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)     1  13  0  7.1  89-189 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  0  2 0
65-265*WINTER 2013 XXXIII (7376)  0   7  0  0.0  44-244*WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   0  2 0
68/268*GETO BOYS (7199)           0   6  0  0.0  50/ 0*OTTODROME 157 (7756)      0  1 0
70/270*FOOLS 2014 - XIII (7831)   0   4  0  0.0  51/ 0*EVEN MORE 80'S MUS (8024) 0  1 0
69-269*MENAGERIE XXIV (887)       0   4  0  0.0  50-250*WEATHER 2 (7872)          0  1 0
78/278*TARGET MEN (7300)          0   3  0  0.0  53/ 0*DAYS (7873)               0  1 0
71-271*THE WILD ONES (7534)       0   3  0  0.0  54/81*DAYS 2 (7874)             0  1 0
72-272*LAFFALYMPICS (5742)        0   3  0  0.0  48-248*CHICAGO II (8042)         0  1 0
81/281*PAINFUL II (2116)          0   3  0  0.0  56-256*FOOLS 2014 - VIII (7826)  0  1 0
77-277*CHI 2014D (8300)           0   2  0  0.0  49-249*UGA COLLEGE RADIO  (8349) 0  1 0
75-275*THUG SYNDICATE (7918)      0   2  0  0.0  55-255*HERE 4 BEER (7940)        0  1 0
59/ 0*EASY RAIDERS (8016)        0   2  0  0.0  53-253*FALLING DOWN (7910)       0  1 0
73-273*BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)      0   2  0  0.0  60-260*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8078) 0  1 0
93/293*PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)   0   2  0  0.0  61/ 0*CHARACTERS! (7958)        0  1 0
94/294*THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215)  0   2  0  0.0  62/ 0*THE 80'S (8022)           0  1 0
84/284*CHI 2014K (8307)           0   2  0  0.0  59-259*CANNIBAL FC (7916)        0  1 0
91/291*PLAGUEWIND 3C (8064)       0   2  0  0.0  68-268*SPORTS BRAS (7323)        0  1 0
80-280*THIRSTY THUGS 1336 (6231)  0   2  0  0.0  61-261*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      0  1 0
83-283*MEDAL OF HONOR S4 (808)    0   2  0  0.0  63-263*THE GOOD OLD DAYS (7021)  0  1 0
88-288*CANNIBAL FC (7916)         0   1  0  0.0  65-265*THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      0  1 0
92-292*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8078)  0   1  0  0.0  64-264*MORE FAVORITES (7027)     0  1 0
69/ 0*DAYS (7873)                0   1  0  0.0  73-273*CREATURES (6616)          0  1 0
85-285*FOOLS 2014 - VIII (7826)   0   1  0  0.0  78-278*THIRSTY THUGS 1351 (6246) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
71/ 0*OTTODROME 157 (7756)       0   1  0  0.0  76-276 THE DR'S INN (6777)       0  1 0
72/ 0*THE 80'S (8022)            0   1  0  0.0  74-274*THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 0  1 0
89-289*HERE 4 BEER (7940)         0   1  0  0.0  11/111 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236) 0  1 0
74/ 0*EVEN MORE 80'S MUS (8024)  0   1  0  0.0  39-239 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     0  1 0
86-286*WEATHER 2 (7872)           0   1  0  0.0  84-284 PHILLY XVI (5639)         0  1 0
76/ 0*CHARACTERS! (7958)         0   1  0  0.0  59-159 SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   0  1 0
87-287*FALLING DOWN (7910)        0   1  0  0.0  00-300 STATES OF MIND (2910)     0  1 0
90-290*CHICAGO II (8042)          0   1  0  0.0  42-242 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   0  1 0
95-295*SPORTS BRAS (7323)         0   1  0  0.0  79/ 0*SUPE FORCES 9A09 (2930)   0  1 0
97-297*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)       0   1  0  0.0  46-246 PASSPORT REQUIRED  (2186) 0  1 0
98-298*THE GOOD OLD DAYS (7021)   0   1  0  0.0  05-305*MEDAL OF HONOR S4 (808)   0  1 0
02-302*THIRSTY THUGS 1351 (6246)  0   1  0  0.0  66-166*SUPE FORCES 6702 (30)     0  1 0
01-301*THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199)  0   1  0  0.0  03-303*MENAGERIE XXIV (887)      0  0 0
82-282*GOT NO SOUL (924)          0   1  0  0.0  04-304*GOT NO SOUL (924)         0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail BLACKSTONE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for IN THE 
LONG RUN tonight, to honor their rise to 6th after this turns 2-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 
FAMILY PETS' 18-31-0 has earned them 9th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  MENTORS PETS has turned a 1-0-0 into 13th 
place from 24th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for BEERSERKER tonight, to honor their rise to 14th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as STORMY'S TROOPERS S' 5-1-0 has earned them 15th place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for BAD NEWS 
tonight, to honor their rise to 16th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1306 has turned a 1-0-0 
into 17th place from 32nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THE AFFLICTED's 8-5-1 has 
earned them 18th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for TEMPE II V tonight, to honor their rise to 19th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as PHILLY X's 10-8-0 has earned them 20th place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SUPE FORCES 7A06 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 21st place from 38th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THE 
MISEDUCATION's 13-7-1 has earned them 22nd place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for SUPE FORCES AA08 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 24th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  TEAM RANDOM 16 has turned a 1-0-0 into 27th place from 70th. 
Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as HOLLY DAYS' 3-6-0 has earned them 30th place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  FURRY FURY AZ has 
turned a 2-2-0 into 32nd place from 72nd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for PAIN AND HEARTACHE tonight, to honor their 
rise to 34th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  MY FAVORITE THINGS has turned a 1-0-0 into 35th place from 
97th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as BATTLE OF LA's 27-24-1 has earned them 39th place in 
the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  FOUNTAIN OF 
YOUTH has turned a 1-0-1 into 42nd place from 187th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for FLOYD'S NIGHTMARE 
tonight, to honor their rise to 44th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, 
but it pours for 99 OF 100 USERS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 18 flight drop in the 
team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  TEMPE 2014Q has turned a 1-0-0 into 47th place from 172nd.  
Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to MY 
FAVORITE THINGS 3 for their drop to 48th from 25th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I want to 
know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 
THIRSTY THUGS 1404's 2-1-0 has earned them 49th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for TURKEY DAY TERROR tonight, to 
honor their rise to 51st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  DEMONIC VISION has turned a 1-0-0 into 52nd place 
from 151st.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
the drinks for STORMY'S TROOPERS 19 tonight, to honor their rise to 54th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as DEEP BLUE's 18-30-1 has earned them 55th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THIRSTY 
THUGS 1312 tonight, to honor their rise to 56th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  NAMED BY MARK V has turned a 
1-0-0 into 58th place from 145th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as NAMED BY MARK XIII's 
4-9-2 has earned them 59th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying the drinks for I'M ONLY BLEEDING tonight, to honor their rise to 
60th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  STORM'S BALANCE must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 9th to 61st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  MASS EFFECT has turned a 1-0-0 
into 62nd place from 180th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as HORNY GOAT!!'s 5-4-0 has 
earned them 63rd place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) 
go out to SUPE FORCES 0B05 for their drop to 64th from 10th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  
It doesn't rain, but it pours for SUPE FORCES 6A11 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 24 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for SUPE FORCES AA14 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 67th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case 
may be) go out to CASINO for their drop to 69th from 46th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  AWESOME DIRECTORS has 
turned a 1-0-0 into 70th place from 171st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as PAID IN FULL's 
4-14-0 has earned them 71st place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying the drinks for VANITY tonight, to honor their rise to 72nd after 
this turns 1-1-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as HIGHWAY 61's 19-20-1 has earned them 73rd place in 
the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  GOTTA SERVE 2 
has turned a 1-1-0 into 76th place from 182nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as KAOS 
11-08's 21-49-1 has earned them 79th place in the ranks.  GRIMM WAIT must be either 
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 12th to 80th this turn, with a 1-2-0 acting as 
the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 1403 this turn, a 0-2-0 
causing a 32 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for IDIOT WIND tonight, to 
honor their rise to 82nd after this turns 1-1-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences (or sneers, 
as the case may be) go out to PSK for their drop to 84th from 52nd.  A 0-3-0 can do 
that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for BIRDEMIC this turn, a 1-3-0 causing a 30 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK has turned a 1-3-0 into 86th 
place from 184th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as DRIFER'S ESCAPE's 7-7-0 has earned 
them 105th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  SUPERIOR FORCES 3B02 has turned a 1-0-0 into 110th place from 238th.  Give 
me the recipe!  THIRSTY THUGS 1410 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 75th to 123rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, 
but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 1304 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 106 flight drop in 
the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the 
case may be) go out to PLAGUEWIND 9I for their drop to 134th from 87th.  A 0-1-0 can 
do that.  PAINFUL EXPECTATIONS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
84th to 137th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for NJ LOCAL 404 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 47 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for REALLY? tonight, to honor their rise to 140th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  THIRSTY THUGS 1353 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 102nd to 142nd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY 
THUGS 1314's 4-5-0 has earned them 144th place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 1338 for their drop to 145th from 
103rd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  SWEETNESS must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 108th to 146th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  INJURY FAIL has turned a 0-1-0 into 
152nd place from 167th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as STORMY'S TROOPERS A4's 1-2-0 has 
earned them 154th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for STORMY'S TROOPERS A7 tonight, to honor their rise to 155th 
after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for FOOLS 2014 - IV 
this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 24 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a 
dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to 100613O for 
their drop to 157th from 138th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  SOCIAL ENGINEER must be either 
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 141st to 158th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting 
as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 100613Q this turn, a 0-1-0 causing 
a 20 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  VIKING HEROES has turned a 1-0-0 into 
160th place from 233rd.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case 
may be) go out to MUFFINS! II for their drop to 162nd from 140th.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1405's 2-2-0 has earned them 163rd place in the 
ranks.  4-LETTER DRINKS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 50th to 
164th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours 
for THIRSTY THUGS 1352 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 14 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to NAMED BY HANNAH for their drop to 167th from 153rd.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  VERBS 7 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 150th to 169th 
this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
THIRSTY THUGS 1346 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 25 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out 
to KAOS FROGS 12-01 for their drop to 172nd from 77th.  A 1-2-0 can do that.  A LOT 
TO LAUGH must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 56th to 173rd this 
turn, with a 1-2-0 acting as the weight.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for MADHATTIN PROJECT tonight, to honor their rise to 175th after 
this turns 1-2-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
SUPE FORCES 7A05 has turned a 1-0-0 into 176th place from 223rd.  Give me the recipe! 
It doesn't rain, but it pours for SUPE FORCES 7A09 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 121 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to SUPE FORCES 2A02 for their drop to 180th from 
59th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  SUPE FORCES 2A04 must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 163rd to 181st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for STORMY'S TROOPERS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 123 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to ORLANDO BOUND II for their drop to 184th from 164th.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for 
SUPE FORCES AA04 tonight, to honor their rise to 185th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm. 
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, 
seeing as 060310U's 9-4-0 has earned them 186th place in the ranks.  DM ALL-STARS 
must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 62nd to 187th this turn, with a 
0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for LAST THOUGHTS tonight, to honor their rise to 198th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  3 FLOYDS 
BREWING has turned a 1-0-0 into 203rd place from 215th.  Give me the recipe!  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 
PEEP SHOW's 34-51-1 has earned them 204th place in the ranks.  It doesn't rain, but 
it pours for LAST WALTZ this turn, a 0-4-0 causing a 38 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to TIME OUT OF MIND for their drop to 224th from 118th.  A 0-4-0 can do 
that.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for SUPE FORCES 
0B08 tonight, to honor their rise to 228th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PAINFUL II has turned a 0-1-0 into 
231st place from 245th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as PLAGUEWIND 3C's 0-2-0 has earned 
them 234th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for CHI 2014K tonight, to honor their rise to 237th after this turns 0-1-0.  
Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PAINFUL WAY TO GO 
has turned a 0-1-0 into 238th place from 251st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY 
THUGS 1412's 0-2-0 has earned them 239th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for TARGET MEN tonight, to honor their rise to 
240th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1305 has turned a 0-1-0 into 243rd place from 275th.  
Give me the recipe!  BALLERS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
110th to 247th this turn, with a 0-2-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to DAYS 2 for their drop to 254th from 81st.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SUPERIOR FORCES 3B05 this turn, 
a 0-1-0 causing a 162 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
And let's see, FIRE WATER fought CHAOTIC QUEEN and gained 26 points and contributed 
to GOOD TIMES' 1-1-0.  CHAOTIC QUEEN has lost to FIRE WATER, falling 22 points, while 
helping make SUPERIOR FORCES 3B05 a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to 
defend the throne, PSYCHEDLIC BLUR has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And not without 
some honor, SMELLS FROGGY now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of 
BLACKSTONE.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources 
that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  SUPE FORCES 6702 has cause to stand tall, as 
they were BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding SUPE FORCES 6702 more than any other team we find THE AFFLICTED.  
BLACKSTONE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports 
fans, take notice that GREEN GRASS from SUPE FORCES 0B05 was BLACKSTONE's most 
challenged warrior this turn.  Tsk, tsk, tsk.  KODICROME, does your manager know 
you're challenging down 33 points to fight REIGN IN BLOOD from MAGES OF MENTORS?  
We're not surprised to hear that KODICROME defeated REIGN IN BLOOD, but I bet it 
would be interesting to hear why IN THE LONG RUN made such a challenge.  LEPROSY of 
THE AFFLICTED had better have a good reason for challenging down 11 points in a 
challenge which he won.  I thought LEPROSY showed great skill and promise when he 
defeated A TALE OF 300.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  DM ALL-STARS has lost WALLBANGER to the arena in the sky, but they don't 
seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 3-10-0?  The manager of BLUNTMAN & 
CHRONIC will not be pleased to learn that JAY, a 5-1-2 fighter, has been killed at 
the hands of CROOKED RAIN's STOP BREATHIN.  FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, with any luck DM 
ALL-STARS will successfully bloodfeud PLYOMETRICS for killing such a warrior as 
WALLBANGER.  Have a little decency, will ya?  Is it really true that BLACKSTONE has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BLACKSTONE and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in BLACKSTONE again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMELLS FROGGY 31782          10   5  2 141         KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAMMER OF KHAROS 41135       13   3    125         FAMOUS WEAPONS (7169)     
 SUPERSTAR 29091              13   5  1 118         THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   
-STROKE 15413                 14   6  1 115         MUCH OLDER (2723)         
 DUE DATE 31162               10   4    114         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 IAN IS PRETTY! 33121         10   1    113         TEMPE II V (5806)         
 SILENCE 37856                12   7    110         IN THE LONG RUN (6627)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIMMY WIN 30898              13  13  2 109         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 REIGN IN BLOOD 37561         12  11  1 106         MAGES OF MENTORS (6581)   
 GLADIATOR FOX 18946          10   4    106         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
-DENALI 19523                  9   7  1 105         SKY HIGH (3465)           
 RZA 38190                     8   1  1 103         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
-STEEL LION 29033             11   2    100         SUPE FORCES 1B02 (5140)   
 ANDERSON 30894               11   8  1  99         MASS EFFECT (5438)        
-BIG IN JAPAN 29457            9  12     99         KAOS 11-21 (4614)         
 FUNKY MONK 26803             15  12  1  98         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
 PLYOMETRICS 31176            17  13  1  93         FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  
-ONE ARMED BANDIT 30551        9   5  1  93         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
-TIO 24789                    12   3     91         SUPE FORCES 7A03 (4404)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POINTED THREATS 32849        15  14     90         I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  
 FOX FISTS 16070              13   7     90         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
-RING WOMAN 9368               9   4     90         SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)   
 NAPOLEON 37611               11  17  3  89         GENERALS (6174)           
-ASSORTED SNACKS 30088         8   1  2  89         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 LEPROSY 36154                 8   5  1  89         THE AFFLICTED (6313)      
-DIAL M FOR MEAT 34468        10   3  1  88         011411L (3847)            
-KYREE 16619                  10   5     86         SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   
-PANDA FISTS 29585            10   7     86         FURRY FURY SO2 (5230)     
 DIFFERENT RULER 32892        10   2     86         WAY OF THINKING (5767)    
 GEORGIA SAM 32938            14  13     85         HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         
 NEON KING KONG 36476          7   2     84         THE MESSAGE (6371)        
 BROWSE 39265                  4   6     83         VERBS 7 (6849)            
 MARGELO 39219                 7   3  1  82         THIRSTY THUGS 1353 (6840) 
-BUTTE PIRATE 10334           11  10     81         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
 GREEN GRASS 25437             8  11     79         SUPE FORCES 0B05 (4515)   
 SIDEEFFECTOFAWESOME 39531     6   1     79         DEVIATION N (6900)        
 RANTKIN 17832                 7   7     78         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  
 SKELETAL MICKEY 38960         5   1     77         DEMONIC VISION (6792)     
 STOP BREATHIN 29108           7   5  1  76         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 MUNT 16646                    9   4     75         SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)   
 A TALE OF 300 33216           7   4     75         DEVIATION XLX (5821)      
 DI MARIA 35423                8   4     74         THIRSTY THUGS 1306 (6193) 
 WET SNUB 32054               10   4     73         PHILLY X (5632)           
 SURGEON WARPATH 14457         9   4     72         060310U (2539)            
 DOUBLE E 32927                8   8     72         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-DEFENDER 35990                7   6     72         ARCADE CLASSICS (5942)    
-QUEEN OF THE NILE 12129       4   9     71         PASSPORT REQUIRED 3 (2186)
 ATOMIC BUM 30856             10   6  1  68         MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  
-BABY BLUES 26213              4   2     68         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOLT OF LIGHTNING 36457       7   3     66         DRIFER'S ESCAPE (6367)    
-CORONA 32141                  5   7  1  66         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           5   5     66         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 TRADICK 16620                 9   5     65         SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   
 CACTUS WREN 39987             8   4     65         STORM'S EDGE (6972)       
 DEXTROUS LIPSTICK 37378       5   4     65         TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     
 FIRE WATER 41631              5   1     64         GOOD TIMES (6780)         
-GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB 33661      5   2  1  63         ARCANE FOLLY (5894)       
 JERWANN 16597                 5   7     63         SUPE FORCES AA04 (2934)   
 SCREAMING END 32894           9   5  2  62         HERO BLUES (5768)         
 CENT 32163                    6   2     62         WORTH LITTLE (5653)       
 MAIL TRAIN 32925              9   4     61         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 LEGEND 39597                  6   5     61         GEMMELL (6106)            
 BINGO BASHER 36834            5   8     60         NAMED BY MARK V (6439)    
 INDIGO SKY 35195              4   4     60         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (6167)
 JULIANNE 19630                9  14     59         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-RED STRIPE 32139              7   4     59         HOORAY BEER (5649)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINT 40696                    6   1     59         BEST TP EVER! (7092)      
 HARLEY QUINN 39516            5   4  1  59         DEVIATION H (6897)        
 MESSI 35491                   5   4     59         THIRSTY THUGS 1312 (6207) 
 VERALCHE 24771                9   7     58         SUPE FORCES 7A09 (4400)   
-KID COLA 30693                6   2     58         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 COME AS YOU ARE 25038         5   4     58         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-OPEN GOITER 32090             5   7     58         PHILLY XVI (5639)         
 AIRLESS KESTREL 40144         4   4     58         ORL 2013N (6996)          
-CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698       3   2     58         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
-RAGING KEGGER 32604           2   3     58         COLLEGE FUN (5730)        
 AYEOOI 16569                  7   6     57         SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)   
 FOOCACK 24776                 7   7     57         SUPE FORCES 7A06 (4401)   
 RIGHT 40007                   6   4     57         GOOD TIMES (6780)         
 MOOSE HAT 37648               4   1     57         THINGS FORGOTTEN (6595)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIC CHECK 42603               8   4  1  56         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 ZOO TYCOON 33060              7   7     56         STORM'S BALANCE (5797)    
-SYLVESTER STALLONE 32144      4   5     56         EXPENDABLES (5650)        
-GROLSCH 38770                 6   0     55         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
 MOOSE 19656                   8   6     54         SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   
 MORE VICIOUS THANSID 39513    4   3  1  54         DEVIATION H (6897)        
-SPACE INVADERS 33916          8   5     53         ARCADE CLASSICS (5942)    
 BILL MURRAY 36772             5   8     53         ZOMBIE LAND (6427)        
 EX SAINT 30768                5   7     53         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
 COLE 35501                    4   5     53         THIRSTY THUGS 1314 (6209) 
 DARREN 19634                  7   7     52         SUPE FORCES 2A04 (3487)   
 CHOICE CUT 41524              3   0     52         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-DOOM BISCUIT 26215            7   7  1  51         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 EXPOSED 24782                 5   4     51         HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       
 CAUSTIC MACAROON 15171        5   6     51         ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)   
 FURRY DEATH 21443             4   6  1  51         FURRY FURY 11-04 (3829)   
-JET LEE 32146                 4   5     51         EXPENDABLES (5650)        
 THE BEARDMASTER 41200         3   2  1  51         VIKING HEROES (7178)      
-GODLY DARTS 42579             3   2     51         TEMPE 2014AA (7405)       
 CALM BOMB 42607               8   4     50         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 THE PROFESSOR 30925           6   8     50         BALLERS (5445)            
 MATT GOES SPLAT 44600         5   2     50         NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 
 RUBIN CARTER 33714            5   5     50         HURRICANE (5905)          
 SCHWEINSTEIGER 35465          4   5  1  50         THIRSTY THUGS 1304 (6202) 
 ESMERELDA 24785               2   5     50         SUPE FORCES 7A05 (4403)   
 KILLING IN THE NAME 29243     6   6     49         RATM (5182)               
-WHISTLER 26863                4  10     49         SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764) 
 UNUSUAL NUDITY 40818          4   5     49         100613O (7117)            
 WHOA NELLY 36290              9  13     48         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
 PROSHUT 42226                 5   1     48         STORMY'S TROOPERS S (7337)
 HI-TOP FADE 30902             4   5     48         HAIR DAY (5440)           
 VALENCIA 35414                2   5  1  48         THIRSTY THUGS 1305 (6192) 
 DOUBLE PLAY 39527             8   6  2  47         DEVIATION N (6900)        
 GOMER 35985                   7   8     47         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
-BROOM CLOSET 169              6   3  1  47         SUPE FORCES 6702 (30)     
 THE WEED WHACKER 36766        5   8     47         NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)    
-STEALTH 41452                 4   1     47         THE MENTORS FLY (7214)    
 SPORTS GUY 30881              3   6     47         POD CAST (5436)           
-SMELLY BOX 44483              4   2     46         MOR WINT TEAMS XXVI (7722)
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    4   2     46         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 XXX 43214                     5   1     45         BAD NEWS (7518)           
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035          3   0     45         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 JAM MASTER JAY 35959          9  13     44         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
 PAVLOV'S DOG 41691            5   1     44         MENTORS PETS (7253)       
-HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           4   0  1  44         BEING THERE (5172)        
 EROTIC DEFECT 42528           4   3     44         TEMPE 2014Q (7395)        
 CODE MONEY 36451              3   7     44         PSK (6366)                

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPEN WIFI 42037               2   4     43         MY FAVORITE THINGS  (7304)
 ILL SHIVER 38385              5   4  1  42         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-KEY MASTER 34115              5   1  1  42         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
-BRONSKI BEAT 30643            5   3     42         SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 
 SLUG BUDDY 36874              4   5  2  42         NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 
-MONKEY 30481                  4   8     42         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 CHAOTIC QUEEN 29615           6   4     41         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5236)
 BLACKENED TURKEY 41173        3   2     41         TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  
 CAN'T BEAT TUM 40978          7   3     40         THE GREAT TMM (7146)      
 TOP OF THE HILL 34446         4   5  1  40         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 LOVELY 38435                  4   2     40         SWEETNESS (6708)          
 DEFILED TOAST 43377           3   2     39         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
 NICE SCUM 19639               3   4     39         SUPE FORCES 8A06 (3488)   
-SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          6   8     38         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
 LOVE SICK 29177               6   6     38         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 CHAIN REACTION 40603          5   5  1  38         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
 FORTUNE TELLER 33729          4   3  1  38         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
 MOON PIE 40905                4   6     38         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 MASTER PLAN 36463             3   6     37         PAID IN FULL (6368)       
 SOMEBODY 33706                4   8     36         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
-PONG 40397                    4   6     36         ARCADE CLASSICS (5942)    
 SCRIPTED GROPE 40828          3   5     36         100613Q (7119)            
 HEARTBREAKER 40566            2   2     36         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
 KING JAMES 41525              5   6  1  35         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-DANSE MACABRE 31778           3   4     35         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
 SOUND SHOWGIRL 44100          2   6     35         APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)  
-CHAMPION 26012                1   0     35         TODAY TOO (4626)          
 SQL INJECTION 42110           4   1  1  34         MY FAVORITE THINGS (7318) 
 SAINT ANNIE 41396             4   1     34         TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    
-CINCO 28864                   3   1     34         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 HODOR 24406                   3   1     34         SONG OF FIRE A (4327)     
-CITADEL 33872                 3   1     34         CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEART OF A RUNNERUP 20461     4   8  1  33         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 MILLION MILES 29180           2   3     33         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
-JELLY BEAN FLAMBE 45257       2   0     33         EASTER ASSASSINS (7850)   
 EVIL DEMON 25442              1   5  1  33         SUPE FORCES 0B08 (4516)   
-BILLY JOE 36935               5   3     32         THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 
-BLATZ 32718                   4   1  1  32         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
-CHAKA LUTHER KING 42159       4   2     32         AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)  
 GRACEFUL KING 29619           3   7     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
 CARTMAN 44630                 2   4     32         MUFFINS! II (7750)        
-BONITO PICAROS 28846          2   2     32         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-KARDASHIAN 38062              0   2     32         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-FULL METAL VADER 38797        5   5     31         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 SILENT BOB 42143              4   1     31         BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 
-SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         3   2     31         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
-SPOILER ALERT 41920           1   0     31         COLLEGE RADIO (7280)      
 OLAF 42118                    3   0     30         BEERSERKER (7320)         
-SALSA CALIENTE 35328          2   2     30         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 PINK FLOOD 46510              2   1     30         FLOYD'S NIGHTMARE (8038)  
 MAD TRAIN 41385               3   3  1  29         MIXED FRUIT (7201)        
 SOFTY CHEESE 43781            2   0     29         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
-DACHSUND 40996                1   0  1  29         THE KENNEL (5210)         
 50 STAR GENERAL 41380         1   1     29         LAST THOUGHTS (7200)      
-EYEBALL STABBER 44895         2   1  1  28         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 MOLDY FEEDER 43382            2   1     28         THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 
-ROSA MEXICANA 35386           2   2     28         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 OPAL RAVIOLI 44642            1   5     28         MUFFINS! IV (7752)        
 SUNSHINE SUPERMAN 30942       3   4     27         D DAY (5448)              
 KMPANY 39192                  2   6     27         THIRSTY THUGS 1352 (6835) 
 WINTER WOLF 44830             1   2     27         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAPTAIN MAGMA 44594           1   1     27         NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
 SAUL STISS 43803              1   2     27         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 ALEKHINE 35621                1   4     27         THIRSTY THUGS 1338 (6233) 
-SHETLAND SHEEPDOG 29436       3   1  1  26         THE KENNEL (5210)         
 BEER 43992                    3   2     26         4-LETTER DRINKS (7637)    
 MARK 30846                    3   3     26         PEEP SHOW (5429)          
 BUM 41633                     3   3     25         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
 CAMBIASSO 35431               2   7     25         STARTING XI (6195)        
-SHABAZZ 35353                 2   1     25         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
 BEATEN VICOR 43384            2   2     25         THIRSTY THUGS 1405 (7553) 
-UNDER THE DOME 41852          2   3     25         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
 ZUM GALA 44839                1   2     25         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (7788)
-SIX-PACK ABS 10364            1   4     25         WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883             2   0  1  24         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-THE PIT 42599                 2   3     24         STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   
 THE WHITE WHALE 47164         2   0     24         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOORINHO 35661                3   2  1  23         THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 
 CLUMPHORN 16578               2   3     23         SUPE FORCES 9A09 (2930)   
-POP GUN 44904                 1   2  1  23         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 MOLOKO 45385                  1   1     23         3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   
-FIRE IN BABYLON 43050         2   0     22         FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 42122      3   2     21         99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    
 CHRIS MISSE 43806             2   0     21         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 PATIENCE ISA VIRTUE 39776     2  15     21         DEVIATION XLX (5821)      
 SYLVANAS 46277                2   0     21         PAIN AND HEARTACHE (7999) 
 SUCCUBUS 42009                1   1     21         REALLY? (7298)            
-FRANCES FARMER 29100          1   0     21         IN UTERO (5153)           
-LADY MADONNA 41140            2   4     20         DEVIATION LXXV (6294)     
 SPEAR PHISHER 42052           2   2     20         SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    
 ROTHSTEIN 42140               2   2     20         CASINO (7324)             
-CLENCHED FIST 44901           2   0     20         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 HOT MESS 45578                2   0     20         VANITY (5432)             
-TREY 41446                    1   5     20         THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      
 TORI 46272                    1   1     20         PAINFUL EXPECTATION (7998)
 A MOIDA 43778                 2   1     19         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
-HELLS BELLS 38783             2   3     19         AC/DC (4886)              
 JAY LEONARDO 42000            1   2     19         NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       
 HIPPIE CHICK 44653            1   0     19         OTTODROME 155 (7754)      
-GNU 37782                     1   2     19         CREATURES (6616)          
-CHOW 45968                    1   0     19         THE KENNEL (5210)         
-NOT SURE 41067                2   4     18         IDIOCRACY (4683)          
-HAPPY DAYS 39328              2   2     18         BEING THERE (5172)        
 SOME DONKUS 43779             1   1     18         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
-HUMPTY-HUMP 40298             1   4     17         MORE FAVORITES (7027)     
 TERMINATOR 46457              1   0     17         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-BUBBAGANOOSH 46323            1   0     17         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
-HATEFUL 45677                 1   0     17         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 DROGHE 42016                  0   3     17         TARGET MEN (7300)         
-FLOATING WASTELAND 42434      0   3     17         WINTER 2013 XXXIII (7376) 
-BANG 44966                    2   0     16         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
-BRUCE WILLIS 45969            2   0     16         EXPENDABLES (5650)        
-VALIANT 44874                 1   0     16         PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)    
 BIZARRE HORIZON 48017         0   2     16         CHI 2014K (8307)          
 INEBRIART 41333               1   1  1  15         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 SKULL PROBATION 45088         1   2     15         FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    
 MUGATU MORIATU 47451          1   0     15         STORMYS TROOPERS B5 (8198)
-TIN WOMAN 42604               1   0     15         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-S80 32477                     1   0     15         VOLVO (5713)              
-SCENTLESS APPRENTICE 29098    1   0     15         IN UTERO (5153)           
-MADE YOU LOOK 45438           0   3     15         GOD'S SON II (7879)       
-OTTO X 35392                  0   5     15         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEPULCHER 46693               1   1     14         PLAGUEWIND 9I (8070)      
-BALTIMORE ZOO 45874           1   1     14         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
 BREATHE 41142                 1   1     14         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
 VAMANTHRA 47521               0   2     14         PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)  
 FLAUNT IT 45590               0   2     14         HYPNOTIZE (6376)          
 UNDERWORLD DREAMS 46668       1   0     13         PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)      
-FRACTURED FURY 47055          1   0     13         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 PIZZA 46443                   1   0     13         FOOD! (8026)              
 SAPHIRE 45360                 1   0     13         GEMS (7870)               
 KOOKABURRA 47457              1   0     13         STORMYS TROOPERS B4 (8199)
 SKETCHED RETCH 41332          2   0     12         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 ZA-CTE 44912                  2   5     12         CTHULHU'S ZEALOTS (7197)  
-THIRSTY THUG 26211            1   1     12         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-DOBERMAN 29437                1   3     12         THE KENNEL (5210)         
-JO ANN SUE 48148              1   1     12         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
 IPANEMA GIRL 46724            1   1     12         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8076)
-STRETCH ARMSTRONG 44896       0   2     12         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
-SPAASKY 35607                 2   0     11         THIRSTY THUGS 1335 (6230) 
-LANA! 47967                   2   0     11         ARCHER (8297)             
-MOON LANDING 44902            1   0     11         BEING THERE (5172)        
-VILE 46048                    1   1     11         ATTITUDE (7957)           
-DUCKY RERUN 45142             1   0     11         FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    
 MAGIC 45342                   1   0     11         TRICKS (7867)             
 SPECTRE 46450                 1   0     11         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   
-CHRIS KNIGHT 42080            1   0     11         CHILDHOOD HEROES (7312)   
 SPECTRE 46385                 1   0     11         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
-KLAXON 38480                  0   3     11         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
-GYPSY RIDER 41124             0   3     11         PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)    
 LOVE BITES 46399              0   1     11         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
-RAPTOR 39997                  2   4     10         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 SECULAR OTTER 47495           1   1  1  10         THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 
-OLDE FROTHINGSLOSH 46458      1   0     10         HOORAY BEER (5649)        
-ELECTRON DWARVES 47972        1   0     10         CHI 2014C (8298)          
-DYING GOD 46115               1   0     10         XCOM OPS (7968)           
-DREAM WEAVER 43874            1   0     10         DEVIATION V (3646)        
 BILLIE JEAN 46398             1   0     10         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 RYNE O'PLASTY 38183           0   8     10         VANITY (5432)             
-COYOTE 45997                  2   0      9         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 CONSPIRACY 46387              1   0      9         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
-NOOKEN KOOKEN 46739           1   0      9         STORMY'S TROOPERS B (8079)
-CAPTAIN JACK 44292            1   0      9         THE MENTORS 2 (7212)      
-THIRD EYE 36486               1   0      9         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-CAHILL 45826                  1   0      9         THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    
-LAIR CHIME 47541              1   0      9         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
 MOSCMOS 47436                 1   0      9         BLACK COLOSSUS 11B (8195) 
-CREEPSHOW 45964               1   0      9         KING'S NIGHTS (3836)      
-BULL TERRIER 40995            1   0      9         THE KENNEL (5210)         
-WATCHING SCOTTY DIE 45465     1   0      9         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-MISTER ROBOTO 47969           1   0      9         ARCHER (8297)             
 WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429         1   0      8         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 MURDERFACE 46402              1   0      8         DETHKLOK (8018)           
-BEECHNUT LARD 48037           1   1      8         CHI 2014O (8311)          
-UNKIND VIRUS 48080            1   1      8         CHI 2014W (8319)          
-GUN SHOTS 45844               1   1      8         BARMY SOTS (7923)         
-VAN RUYTEN 45829              1   1      8         THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    
 NOTHIN' 45576                 1   1      8         PSK (6366)                
-GODFATHER PARADOX 44684       1   1      8         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
-I TRESPASS VS YOU 32696       0   2      8         DEVIATION XXXI (4726)     
 INDIANA JONES 46411           0   1      7         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-DUTCH ORANGE 46738            0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS B (8079)
-WOOD CHIPPER 40435            0   1      7         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
-MAVERICK 45711                0   1      7         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
-PABLO 45778                   0   1      7         FALLING DOWN (7910)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIZZA 46535                   0   1      7         CHICAGO II (8042)         
-SWEET JESUS 45926             0   1      7         HERE 4 BEER (7940)        
-RIO BLAZE 46721               0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8076)
 SKWISGAAR 46403               0   1      7         DETHKLOK (8018)           
 SHADE 46386                   0   1      7         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
-PIQUE 35450                   0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 
-PATIENT WHISPER 46118         0   1      7         XCOM OPS (7968)           
-KRIMMLER FALLS 46735          0   1      7         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8078)
-LUIS SUAREZ 46376             0   1      7         CANNIBAL FC (7916)        
-PEELING MOON 42608            0   1      7         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-CHASTAIN 42134                0   1      7         SPORTS BRAS (7323)        
-SERVE THE SERVANTS 29097      0   1      7         IN UTERO (5153)           
-SIZEABLE TRINKET 45109        0   1      7         FOOLS 2014 - VIII (7826)  
-MICROBURST 45369              0   1      7         WEATHER 2 (7872)          
 FRIDAY 45376                  0   1      7         DAYS (7873)               
-BUSBY 35687                   0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1351 (6246) 
 MOGLOR 10853                  1   0      6         BLACKHEART 2 (1963)       
-FLATLINER 45870               0   2      6         BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)     
-SCOOBY SNACK 45872            0   2      6         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
 IMMORTALIS 46663              0   2      6         PLAGUEWIND 3C (8064)      
 SCARFACE 41375                0   2      6         GETO BOYS (7199)          
-KING DEEG 45819               0   2      6         THUG SYNDICATE (7918)     
 HOW PILE 43378                0   2      6         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
-GRIPEY LLAMA 47985            0   2      6         CHI 2014D (8300)          
 PA GWA 43804                  0   2      6         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
-CAPABLANCA 35611              0   2      6         THIRSTY THUGS 1336 (6231) 
 GOOSE COMET 47537             0   2      6         THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215) 
 MONGOOSE 49162                1   0      5         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-GRAPE APE 32736               0   3      5         LAFFALYMPICS (5742)       
 SPARTACUS 46394               0   1      5         EASY RAIDERS (8016)       
-HEY NOW!! 39596               0   1      5         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 HERO 46050                    0   1      5         CHARACTERS! (7958)        
 BRUTUS 46396                  0   1      5         EASY RAIDERS (8016)       
 '85 ROYALS 46424              0   1      5         THE 80'S (8022)           
 LAST 45379                    0   1      5         DAYS 2 (7874)             
 MAGIC 46434                   0   1      5         EVEN MORE 80'S MUSI (8024)
-KISS 43774                    0   1      5         MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      
 80 BASE 43695                 0   4      4         PSK (6366)                
 ABCESS 11642                  0   3      3         PAINFUL II (2116)         
 ENTRYWAY REPELLANT 45134      0   2      2         FOOLS 2014 - XIII (7831)  
 STARRY BREW 47173             0   1      1         MIXED FRUIT (7201)        
-SKAVEN 48412                  0   1      1         UGA COLLEGE RADIO I (8349)
-DA1 4139                      0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR S4 (808)   
-BIG AND UGLY 43878            0   1      1         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 DREAMLESS SLEEP0 47171        0   1      1         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YELLOW LIPPY 27735      5  2 0 011312AH 4924        MORE VICIOUS TH 39513 163   
T.N.T. 39963            5  4 0 AC/DC 4886           CORONA 32141          162   
SASSY 46046             0  3 0 ATTITUDE 7957        HAHA 35038            161   
SKIP TO MY LOU 30924    0  1 0 BALLERS 5445         BANDIT PRINCE         164  NONE
DA MILL 214 49156       0  1 0 BIG BANG THEORY 4682 SHEWISH GIANT         164  NONE
DA1 45579               0  1 0 BIRDEMIC 5439        HIGH ELF              164  NONE
COULD HAVE LIED 26802   0  1 0 BLOOD SUGAR MAG 4752 DARK CHAMPION         164  NONE
DA1 26801               0  1 0 BLOOD SUGAR MAG 4752 SPYMASTER             164  NONE
MELLOWHIP SLINK 26800   0  1 0 BLOOD SUGAR MAG 4752 ARENAMASTER           164  NONE
JAY 42142               5  2 2 BLUNTMAN & CHRO 7325 STOP BREATHIN 29108   164   
DA1 45582               0  1 0 BOOK BINGE 5756      HIGH ELF              164  NONE
DA1 47165               0  1 0 CROOKED RAIN 5155    ARENAMASTER           164  NONE
A 49131                 0  1 0 CTHULHU'S ZEALO 7197 MOUNTAIN TROLL        164  NONE
BRIGLE 30941            0  1 0 D DAY 5448           ARENAMASTER           164  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHARMO 30939            0  1 0 D DAY 5448           SHEWISH GIANT         164  NONE
PALLYMO 30938           0  1 0 D DAY 5448           MOUNTAIN TROLL        164  NONE
TREAD LIGHTLY 41839     2  3 1 DEVIATION LXXV 6294  SCHWEINSTEIGER 35465  163   
WALLBANGER 29622        3 10 0 DM ALL-STARS 80      PLYOMETRICS 31176     164   
SAROKITH 30929         15 11 0 DUB O DUBS 5446      SMELLS FROGGY 31782   161   
JUNK 47250              0  1 0 FURRY FURY 11-0 3829 STONE GOLEM           164  NONE
JUNK R 47251            0  1 0 FURRY FURY 11-0 3829 BANDIT PRINCE         164  NONE
CACTUS CRITTER 47244    0  1 0 FURRY FURY AZ 2836   STONE GOLEM           164  NONE
DIAL UP 44154           0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      STONE GOLEM           164  NONE
JUNK K 46630            0  1 0 GRIMM WAIT 1545      MOUNTAIN TROLL        164  NONE
DA 03 40524             0  1 0 HAIR DAY 5440        DARK CHAMPION         164  NONE
DA 04 40525             0  1 0 HAIR DAY 5440        DARK CHAMPION         164  NONE
UP DO POOF 30900        0  1 0 HAIR DAY 5440        BLACK ORC             164  NONE
HERO 34437              0  1 0 HERO BLUES 5768      SHEWISH GIANT         164  NONE
SALES REP FROG 33439    2  3 0 KAOS FROGS 12-0 5215 SHEWISH GIANT         164  NONE
YUCK A 45988            0  1 0 KAOS FROGS 12-0 5215 DARK CHAMPION         164  NONE
DA1 36042               0  1 0 LAST WALTZ 5441      WURM KIN              164  NONE
OPHIELIA 30909          0  1 0 LAST WALTZ 5441      BLACK ORC             164  NONE
ROBBIE 30905            0  1 0 LAST WALTZ 5441      MOUNTAIN TROLL        164  NONE
DA1 45573               0  1 0 MADHATTIN PROJE 5431 MOUNTAIN TROLL        164  NONE
DA2 45574               0  1 0 MADHATTIN PROJE 5431 DARK CHAMPION         164  NONE
DA1 45591               0  1 0 NEVERMIND 4449       BANDIT PRINCE         164  NONE
DA300 42613             0  1 0 NEVERMIND 4449       SHEWISH GIANT         164  NONE
DATA 1 44651            0  1 0 OTTODROME 155 7754   WURM KIN              164  NONE
DATA 1 44659            0  1 0 OTTODROME 157 7756   STONE GOLEM           164  NONE
DA1 38032               0  1 0 PEEP SHOW 5429       HIGH ELF              164  NONE
DA1 47168               0  1 0 POD CAST 5436        WURM KIN              164  NONE
DA2 47169               0  1 0 POD CAST 5436        SHEWISH GIANT         164  NONE
DA3 47170               0  1 0 POD CAST 5436        WURM KIN              164  NONE
SWEDISH FISH 46750      1  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 8081 EYEBALL STABBER 44895 163   
DJ GAMES 15448          6  6 0 SUPER FORCES A7 2730 GUARDIAN'S BAR  33661 160  NOT REVENGED
FASTER 46090            0  1 0 THE MESSAGE 6371     DARK CHAMPION         164  NONE
GUY THE SLY 43294       0  3 0 THE WILD ONES 7534   POP GUN 44904         163   
DIRT ROAD BLUES 29178   0  1 0 TIME OUT OF MIN 5169 ARENAMASTER           164  NONE
SWEET MELINDA 41399     2  1 0 TOM THUMB BLUES 7203 DREAM REQUIEM 44847   160  NOT REVENGED
FLOWERS 45998           0  2 0 WILD THINGS 2 6973   SECULAR OTTER 47495   163   
WOMEN 45999             0  2 0 WILD THINGS 2 6973   ARENAMASTER           164  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

20 August 14
SLAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2

Several years ago I ran a contest known as the "Slaughter Challenge" which was the
idea of a member of my alliance at the time.  We unfortunately lost him during a
robbery attempt at the store he worked at.  This November will mark the 10th
anniversary of his passing so I have decided to run the Slaughter Challenge again in
remembrance of him.

Rich Hammes was a member of my alliance, the Vendetta Cartel, and had sponsored me
into the alliance.  Rich was a common poster to both the Yahoo Duelmasters group as
well as the Duel2 boards and our Alliance's Yahoo group.  He went by the handle
GameOgre on the Duel2 boards and was known by the name Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest.
He was a very kind and thoughtful man who always had time to talk with not only his
alliance-mates but anyone else who wanted to discuss Duelmasters.  He also had time
to talk with anyone about personal life issues if he felt he could help.  He was a
daily, and prolific, poster to these sites and seemed to enjoy the interaction with
others regarding this game that he loved so much.

I would also like everyone to know that he spent several years in the US Navy serving
on a Nuclear attack Submarine in protection of our nation.  He was well loved, and
well known, by the community in which he lived even spending time at a local Ice
Cream Shop around closing time to assure that the lady who owned the store was safe
as she was often alone when she closed her shop.  He was a well known and much loved
member of his local community.  His death was grieved by his local San Diego
community where they held a candle-light vigil for him and many expressed their
disbelief that he was gone.  These are just a scant few examples of what a kind and
caring man he was and why not only our gaming community lost a great deal on that
fateful day, but also shows why there was tremendous sadness among the community in
which he lived.

It is near to 10 years since his passing and there are many times I wonder, "What
would Rich think about this...."  I miss my friend dearly to this day and I hope you
will come join us in this contest idea which he himself came up with.  He thought we
should all learn to appreciate what Jorja does to keep our smaller arenas alive and
populated!

The contest will be held in Morya, arena 28, beginning on the turn that is due on
November 6th, 2014 (turn 378 I believe).  Tourney participation is not allowed during
the contest but the contest will start after the fall Mailer so you can get your
warriors a few fight experience should you choose to.  The timing of the contest was
done to allow entry into the fall mailer.

The rules are fairly simple and inspired to let us all feel what it is like to run
warriors like Jorja does.  Her teams across Alastari may sometimes be taken for
granted so this contest will allow us to appreciate her teams a little better as they
populate the arenas we fight in.

The Rules--

There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed and only one single
use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  Win or lose the Dark
Arena is allowed but once, so if you want your warrior dead be sure and throw the
fight!

The contest will last for 12 turns.  May I point out that if you use your Dark Arena
fight you will get either 2 points, for winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights
count in the scoring.  It matters not if you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-
in; they still count as much as fighting a contest warrior.  This will be a test of
basic strategy with a touch of luck added in as well.

If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each warrior
entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in death,
cannot score points!  The one exception are the dead tourneys.  Should you wish you
may enter your warriors in dead tourneys, since they are not a member of your team,
or even the living, at the time.  The warrior may even return to the contest if a
natural opening can be found for it, or you choose to use your Dark Arena fight to
make that opening (if you still have that option left).  Break the no DA, challenge,
or avoid rules and you will be DQed as soon as the transgression is discovered.  To
keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no messing with
these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a clarification, but the
second time gets you DQed.  This also counts if it is found you bring a second team
in for the purpose of making challenges; you will be DQed.

Scoring is as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
  personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written from
  one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will not get
  the point.
-1 point for losing

-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)
-5 points and the loss of that warrior's slot for scoring the remainder of the
  contest for entering a warrior into a REGULAR tourney (again DEAD tourney is open)

The Prizes:
1st place -- +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
  favorite knowledge
2nd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior

Iron Manager Award -- Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

The bonus potions and favorites knowledge must be used on warriors with 5 FE or more
and MUST be used within 2 turns of the end of the contest.  The resurrection potion
must be used within 6 months of the end of the contest but may be used on any warrior
regardless of FE.  ALL prizes must be used on the contest team, they are NOT
transferable to another team!

If you wish to participate please notify Street Legal via Personal Ad in arena 28, on
the Duel2 forums, or in Chatzy!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SALES REP FROG was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WOMEN was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BRIGLE was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
JUNK was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CACTUS CRITTER was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA1 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
YUCK A was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
JUNK R was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
FASTER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DATA 1 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DATA 1 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DIAL UP was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUNK K was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA300 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DA2 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COULD HAVE LIED was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DIRT ROAD BLUES was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA 04 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA 03 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MELLOWHIP SLINKY was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UP DO POOF was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA MILL 214 was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
ROBBIE was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OPHIELIA was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA3 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA1 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
A was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
SKIP TO MY LOU was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HERO was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHARMO was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PALLYMO was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SIDEEFFECTOFAWESOME overpowered RIGHT in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
KODICROME vanquished REIGN IN BLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FUNKY MONK overpowered RANTKIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
LEPROSY defeated A TALE OF 300 in a action packed 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
POINTED THREATS savagely defeated GREEN GRASS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
MORE VICIOUS THANSID was overpowered by DI MARIA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DOUBLE PLAY was viciously subdued by LEGEND in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BLACKENED TURKEY defeated MASTER PLAN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
HARLEY QUINN demolished THE PROFESSOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
THE BEARDMASTER subdued CODE MONEY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
CHOICE CUT vanquished DEFILED TOAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PAVLOV'S DOG beat SOMEBODY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
VAMANTHRA was subdued by SUCCUBUS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
PINK FLOOD vanquished SPEAR PHISHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THE WHITE WHALE demolished SKULL PROBATION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PATIENCE ISA VIRTUE was devastated by SOUND SHOWGIRL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SMELLS FROGGY overcame BROWSE in a exciting 2 minute bloody master's Title fight.
SUPERSTAR handily defeated MARGELO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DUE DATE overpowered SOFA KNEE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GLADIATOR FOX vanquished DOBBIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IAN IS PRETTY! handily defeated CRIPPLE CREEK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RZA vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
FOX FISTS was demolished by JIMMY WIN in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
SILENCE handily defeated WET PAINT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
NEON KING KONG devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NAPOLEON was devastated by ANDERSON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
GEORGIA SAM demolished AIRLESS KESTREL in a popular 2 minute mismatched contest.
DOUBLE E defeated VERALCHE in a 1 minute master's duel.
DIFFERENT RULER overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CACTUS WREN was overcome by MUNT in a exciting 2 minute veteran's contest.
PLYOMETRICS assassinated WALLBANGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WET SNUB subdued MAIL TRAIN in a 2 minute bloody veteran's conflict.
JULIANNE was overpowered by LINT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARREN was demolished by CUT YOUR HAIR in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
MOOSE was overpowered by BOLT OF LIGHTNING in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
ZOO TYCOON was overpowered by SKELETAL MICKEY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FURRY DEATH was overpowered by JERWANN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
STOP BREATHIN butchered JAY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SURGEON WARPATH demolished BILL MURRAY in a popular 4 minute gory one-sided bout.
CHAOTIC QUEEN was devastated by FIRE WATER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
INDIGO SKY overcame CHAIN REACTION in a 2 minute match.
DEXTROUS LIPSTICK demolished SCRIPTED GROPE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ATOMIC BUM defeated MATT GOES SPLAT in a 2 minute fight.
SCHWEINSTEIGER was vanquished by TRADICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
MESSI viciously subdued WHOA NELLY in a 1 minute gory expert's match.
COLE overpowered MILLION MILES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SPORTS GUY handily defeated BABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VALENCIA was overpowered by MIC CHECK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JAM MASTER JAY was viciously subdued by KILLING IN THE NAME in a 2 minute match.
HANDS overpowered CLICK STUPID LINKS in a 1 minute uneven match.
GOMER narrowly defeated MARK in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
CLUMPHORN was overpowered by EROTIC DEFECT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE WEED WHACKER was subdued by EXPOSED in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
BINGO BASHER vanquished TOP OF THE HILL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
XXX demolished ALEKHINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MEGALODON beat BUM in a popular 1 minute fight.
EX SAINT overcame OPEN WIFI in a 2 minute melee.
MOOSE HAT overpowered LOVELY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
AYEOOI subdued CAUSTIC MACAROON in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
CALM BOMB devastated MOORINHO in a 3 minute uneven bout.
ILL SHIVER bested BEER in a 1 minute melee.
RUBIN CARTER defeated HEARTBREAKER in a 1 minute duel.
PROSHUT devastated EVIL DEMON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FOOCACK handily defeated SAUL STISS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOVE SICK was viciously subdued by SLUG BUDDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
HI-TOP FADE vanquished NICE SCUM in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARTMAN was demolished by OF ICE AND GIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
UNUSUAL NUDITY was defeated by COME AS YOU ARE in a 2 minute expert's duel.
CAN'T BEAT TUM defeated KMPANY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
SCREAMING END was narrowly defeated by ESMERELDA in a 2 minute bloody battle.
KING JAMES was overpowered by CENT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven contest.
SAINT ANNIE overpowered DROGHE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRACEFUL KING beat TORI in a exciting 4 minute brawl.
SUNSHINE SUPERMAN was overcome by MOON PIE in a 2 minute competition.
OPAL RAVIOLI lost to ZUM GALA in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FORTUNE TELLER overpowered SEPULCHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SQL INJECTION won victory over INEBRIART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CAMBIASSO was overcome by MOLOKO in a 3 minute contest.
SILENT BOB won victory over CGI in a action packed 1 minute duel.
NOTHIN' FUNNY was vanquished by SPEILBERG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MOLDY FEEDER beat SOME DONKUS in a exciting 2 minute duel.
BEATEN VICOR overpowered BREATHE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
A MOIDA bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute fray.
SOFTY CHEESE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RYNE O'PLASTY was handily defeated by CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BIZARRE HORIZON was viciously subdued by MAD TRAIN in a 2 minute gruesome match.
ROTHSTEIN was devastated by WINTER WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OLAF viciously subdued TURDHEAD in a popular 2 minute gory battle.
LOUIE THE KING demolished JAY LEONARDO in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SYLVANAS bested FLAUNT IT in a exciting 3 minute match.
ZA-CTE bested STUNNING EFFECTS in a exciting 1 minute competition.
HODOR won victory over SECULAR OTTER in a exciting 2 minute veteran vs. novice melee.
50 STAR GENERAL overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOTHIN' was overpowered by TERMINATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HOT MESS demolished MAGIC in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ENTRYWAY REPELLANT was handily defeated by SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOOSE COMET was demolished by SAPHIRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ABCESS was vanquished by SPECTRE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SKETCHED RETCH beat LOVE BITES in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SCARFACE lost to MOSCMOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's conflict.
KITTY overcame SKWISGAAR in a 3 minute novice's match.
HOW PILE was savagely defeated by CONSPIRACY in a popular 1 minute novice's struggle.
IPANEMA GIRL overcame SHADE in a exciting 3 minute amateur's duel.
80 BASE was devastated by UNDERWORLD DREAMS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
IMMORTALIS was viciously subdued by STICK UP KID in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
PA GWA was overpowered by KOOKABURRA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CHRIS MISSE vanquished BRUTUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
WHOPPER FLOPPER viciously subdued LAST in a exciting 2 minute gory amateur's struggle.
PIZZA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
'85 ROYALS was devastated by MAGIC in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
INDIANA JONES was demolished by HIPPIE CHICK in a 3 minute one-sided match.
MURDERFACE savagely defeated STARRY BREW in a popular 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
BILLIE JEAN devastated FRIDAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPARTACUS was defeated by MONGOOSE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
HERO was overcome by MOGLOR in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
MUGATU MORIATU vanquished DREAMLESS SLEEP0 in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      54         STRIKING ATTACK  246 - 230 - 19      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 52         TOTAL PARRY       72 -  74 -  1      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         WALL OF STEEL     88 - 107 -  5      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  46 -  3      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         SLASHING ATTACK  103 - 139 -  8      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  44 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    12         AIMED BLOW       216 - 307 -  7      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         LUNGING ATTACK   175 - 259 -  7      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  49 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         BASHING ATTACK    16 - 155 -  0       9  |

Turn 164 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  6     AIMED BLOW        26 - 28         4  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK   25 - 27         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL     10 - 14         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 17     
                              LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 30     
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SMELLS FROGGY 31782        10   5  2  141 KAOS FROGS 12-01 (5215)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUE DATE 31162             10   4  0  114 GRIMM WAIT (1545)
STRIKING ATTACK  IAN IS PRETTY! -32415      10   1  0  113 TEMPE II V (5806)
AIMED BLOW       SILENCE -27680             12   7  0  110 IN THE LONG RUN (6627)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RZA -27346                  8   1  1  103 ENTER THE WU (4831)
BASHING ATTACK   ANDERSON 30894             11   8  1   99 MASS EFFECT (5438)
WALL OF STEEL    FOX FISTS 16070            13   7  0   90 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)
TOTAL PARRY      LEPROSY -29382              8   5  1   89 THE AFFLICTED (6313)
PARRY-STRIKE     STOP BREATHIN 29108         7   5  1   76 CROOKED RAIN (5155)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is POINTED THREATS -32687.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was COME AS YOU ARE 25038.  The ten other most popular fighters were TORI 
-19264, SURGEON WARPATH 14457, FLAUNT IT -19946, KILLING IN THE NAME 29243, OLAF 
-23418, SECULAR OTTER -18041, INDIANA JONES -19125, A TALE OF 300 -32320, THE 
BEARDMASTER -24336, and CACTUS WREN -25549.

The least popular fighter this week was JUNK R -18285.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DREAMLESS SLEEP0 -18365, FRIDAY -20160, PA GWA -21732, IMMORTALIS 
-18873, LOVE BITES -19137, ABCESS 11642, GOOSE COMET -17999, MAGIC -19102, JAY 
LEONARDO -23536, and TURDHEAD -32572.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KODICROME (84--27675) IN THE LONG RUNARS